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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran After Party.
Speaker 1: It is here, here, it is. It's the After Party Podcast.
Speaker 1: Hi y'all, How y'all doing? I look with a tour
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Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: People's radio City rock Cats cost Rockets. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: the rockets during our podcast. Would you love to hear
Speaker 4: some highcakes during the podcast?
Speaker 1: We love them. I love it when they come to visit. Hey.
Speaker 4: By the way, I was searching up, up and down
Speaker 4: and all around looking for a charging cable for my
Speaker 4: phone this morning.
Speaker 1: And I got to thinking, where are these gonna be?
Speaker 1: Like on obsolete?
Speaker 4: I mean, I know we have charging blocks ways to
Speaker 4: charge our Oh yeah, I don't want to plug a
Speaker 4: cable in anymore.
Speaker 1: Is that done soon?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They make so much money off of
Speaker 2: those little chargers. I can't see them actually doing something.
Speaker 5: In our little plug to make even more money.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I found the whole bag filled with them yesterday when
Speaker 6: I was cleaning out of the closet, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: what are these even four?
Speaker 1: But you know what you do?
Speaker 6: You keep them because I'm like they're gonna be for
Speaker 6: something that I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I never know.
Speaker 4: No, h it just seems it just seems so old school, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's time to move on.
Speaker 5: I refuse to do that magnetic charging thing. I really
Speaker 5: feel like that's all what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 3: Fifteen years they're gonna say, hey, you know all these
Speaker 3: people started growing a third head.
Speaker 5: It was the magnetic charger.
Speaker 2: But you put the phone up to your ear.
Speaker 5: There's how can power go through through no space?
Speaker 4: Like there's no haven't you been to doctor Frankenstein's laboratory.
Speaker 3: He has the arking admit air, the Vandi graft generator. Yes,
Speaker 3: I know all about that, but it just doesn't make
Speaker 3: sense to me.
Speaker 2: Also, like I would take an extra body part if
Speaker 2: it was a utility body part. Yeah, such an extra nose.
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 4: Thinking about what other things will be obsolete, let's say
Speaker 4: in fifty years.
Speaker 1: I'm also thinking, hear me up.
Speaker 4: Car accidents to be We'll be at a point at
Speaker 4: that point in life, fifty years from now where the
Speaker 4: cars just won't run into each other.
Speaker 1: They just know not to am I are you on
Speaker 1: to me?
Speaker 5: I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 2: See, I was thinking more like people will be obsolete.
Speaker 2: In twenty fifty.
Speaker 1: We're working on we're not doing well right now.
Speaker 7: Other things with cars, there's always going to be classic cars,
Speaker 7: so they can't ever be autonomous.
Speaker 6: Well there, yes, And what was that TV show where
Speaker 6: all the automatic cars started going at the same time
Speaker 6: and crashed in that one spot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Julia Roberts.
Speaker 6: That's what scares me job that it was all the
Speaker 6: Tesla's right, yeah, yeah, the girl you know that show.
Speaker 2: But like when you look at the year twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five that we're in right now, and then you think
Speaker 2: about maybe even in the nineties early two thousands, we
Speaker 2: thought we would be so far down the road and
Speaker 2: things that were advanced, and all the electric cars are
Speaker 2: kind of crashing into each other and iming off cliffs
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 4: We are far down the road and people in places
Speaker 4: we don't need to be down the road, right, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Also, toilet paper, when are we done with that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Please, let's get rid of that.
Speaker 4: That's terrible, I'm telling you. With my Toto toilet I mean,
Speaker 4: I do you do need a little toilet paper at
Speaker 4: the antic kind of dab a little bit, you know,
Speaker 4: the you know, but it has a dryer on it.
Speaker 4: That should be drying if it takes too long to dry.
Speaker 4: Just from a friend and let you know. But toilet
Speaker 4: papers shouldn't that be a thing of the past.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish it was gone. Toilet paper skeeps
Speaker 2: me out so badly. I hate that in the bathrooms
Speaker 2: here that's your only option because I just it's not
Speaker 2: it's icky.
Speaker 1: I think. I think you need toilet paper as a baseline.
Speaker 1: That just has a safety precaution. You always need toilet paper.
Speaker 3: And I have a lot of fiber, don't here we go.
Speaker 3: I really don't like shitting up retan furniture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, that visual in my head. Was
Speaker 1: that necessary?
Speaker 3: Nate really just telling you if you have a lot
Speaker 3: of fiber, you don't need to wipe.
Speaker 1: That's just called the phantom poop.
Speaker 6: You always you always need to You always need to
Speaker 6: make sure.
Speaker 1: I always do, but a lot with my Toto toilet.
Speaker 1: It cleans it all up. It's all good. I'm anti
Speaker 1: spraying water up the butt after a poop. I can't.
Speaker 1: So you just walk around with mud button. Oh you're
Speaker 1: doing is spreading it around though you're not you are.
Speaker 6: I'm just worried that that little spray thing misses a spot,
Speaker 6: and then who knows what you.
Speaker 1: Might enjoy it. Then you do have to do a dance.
Speaker 4: Because you can actually with the buttons, you can move
Speaker 4: the stuff around in a video game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you can. They should put like a big
Speaker 1: joystick on it.
Speaker 5: Even better, like a joystick and then a camera so
Speaker 5: you see what you're.
Speaker 1: It's a video game. I don't there's or points like
Speaker 1: a camera. Let other people do it for you. Elis
Speaker 1: yes on your toilet. Can you like stream music and stuff? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: all right, no, it just cleans. It's like a car wash.
Speaker 1: Try it.
Speaker 4: You walk up to it. It's like Cherry from Peoble's Playhouse.
Speaker 4: It opens, does it greet you? It doesn't greets you.
Speaker 4: And then uh, you know, the seat is warm. It's
Speaker 4: a warm seat. You sit up and you sit on
Speaker 4: the seat and you do your business and push the button.
Speaker 4: It can oscillate, It can go in circles.
Speaker 5: You can do anything goes around in circles.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like walking in front of the blows
Speaker 1: you in Las Vegas. That's pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: It applauds for you when you're done.
Speaker 1: It does, but no music.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just I know we've said this before, but
Speaker 2: if you were to spill something on this table, are
Speaker 2: you just gonna wipe it off with a piece of paper?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna use soap and water? Maybe like a
Speaker 2: Clorox wipe what you wouldn't use on your butt, something
Speaker 2: to actually clean it?
Speaker 1: Clean it different, but different.
Speaker 7: Different on the table, They're not self cleaning, you know,
Speaker 7: I get it, but I spray it well in the shower.
Speaker 1: I just you know, after the toilet paper is just
Speaker 1: for like the time being. You clean it at night.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that means you walk around dirty most of
Speaker 4: the day. Hey, you know, I was just talking about
Speaker 4: things that would be a obsolete in twenty five fifty
Speaker 4: years being one. I didn't mean to start talking about
Speaker 4: this is why we need toilet paper. Nate's fiber intake, I.
Speaker 5: Recommend it.
Speaker 1: Let's keep the toilet paper about computers.
Speaker 7: Don't you feel like your life is going to be
Speaker 7: like a heads up display on your car that will
Speaker 7: be a computer though, this will be the computer, And
Speaker 7: I could just press buttons on the side of my
Speaker 7: head and I'm seeing things in front of me. Yes,
Speaker 7: I feel like that that's not too far away where
Speaker 7: I could see like things in front of me, you know, right, Yeah,
Speaker 7: but I'm thinking you're gonna remove you don't even need
Speaker 7: the glasses and you're just gonna be looking around your brain.
Speaker 4: Well here's the thing, though, conspiracy theory. If you have
Speaker 4: if your eyes are constantly watching things around you, and
Speaker 4: it's hooked up to some sort of computer ish thing
Speaker 4: in your head, who else is going to have access
Speaker 4: to that? Yeah, and everything you see they see as well.
Speaker 5: They already know where you're looking. Right, So you scroll
Speaker 5: on your phone and because the camera is pointing at you,
Speaker 5: it sees what your eyes stop at.
Speaker 1: Then you start getting ads for that certain thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. My car, my car yells at me if
Speaker 1: I close my eyes too long, So I do it
Speaker 1: just to see if it works. Oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: your toilet too, or my toilet does not look at
Speaker 1: my eyes for some reason.
Speaker 4: But no, the car knows if you're if you're not
Speaker 4: looking ahead, it will it will alert you.
Speaker 1: Go yo, it's up. Wow, yikes, But that's good. I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: But like I said, I put it to the test
Speaker 4: every day just to make sure it works. Eventually, I'm
Speaker 4: putting it to the test. I'm going to roll off
Speaker 4: a bridge.
Speaker 2: Your car's gonna report you and be like this guy
Speaker 2: sleeps all.
Speaker 1: Take me away, Park, I'll we done. That's alright, summer.
Speaker 1: If you need me, I'll be on the toto to
Speaker 1: the Elvis Duran after party.
Speaker 7: M hm