WEBVTT - What Will The World Look Like In The Future?

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<v Speaker 1>Get your heads together. We're gonna start to party and

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<v Speaker 1>start part I'm ready to party.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran After Party.

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<v Speaker 1>It is here, here, it is. It's the After Party Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi y'all, How y'all doing? I look with a tour

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<v Speaker 1>going by?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>People's radio City rock Cats cost Rockets. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>the rockets during our podcast. Would you love to hear

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<v Speaker 4>some highcakes during the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>We love them. I love it when they come to visit. Hey.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, I was searching up, up and down

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<v Speaker 4>and all around looking for a charging cable for my

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<v Speaker 4>phone this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got to thinking, where are these gonna be?

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<v Speaker 1>Like on obsolete?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I know we have charging blocks ways to

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<v Speaker 4>charge our Oh yeah, I don't want to plug a

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<v Speaker 4>cable in anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that done soon?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. They make so much money off of

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<v Speaker 2>those little chargers. I can't see them actually doing something.

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<v Speaker 5>In our little plug to make even more money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I found the whole bag filled with them yesterday when

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<v Speaker 6>I was cleaning out of the closet, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 6>what are these even four?

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what you do?

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<v Speaker 6>You keep them because I'm like they're gonna be for

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<v Speaker 6>something that I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I never know.

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<v Speaker 4>No, h it just seems it just seems so old school, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's time to move on.

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<v Speaker 5>I refuse to do that magnetic charging thing. I really

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<v Speaker 5>feel like that's all what I'm doing right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen years they're gonna say, hey, you know all these

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<v Speaker 3>people started growing a third head.

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<v Speaker 5>It was the magnetic charger.

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<v Speaker 2>But you put the phone up to your ear.

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<v Speaker 5>There's how can power go through through no space?

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<v Speaker 4>Like there's no haven't you been to doctor Frankenstein's laboratory.

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<v Speaker 3>He has the arking admit air, the Vandi graft generator. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I know all about that, but it just doesn't make

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<v Speaker 3>sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, like I would take an extra body part if

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<v Speaker 2>it was a utility body part. Yeah, such an extra nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool?

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<v Speaker 4>Thinking about what other things will be obsolete, let's say

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<v Speaker 4>in fifty years.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also thinking, hear me up.

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<v Speaker 4>Car accidents to be We'll be at a point at

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<v Speaker 4>that point in life, fifty years from now where the

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<v Speaker 4>cars just won't run into each other.

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<v Speaker 1>They just know not to am I are you on

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<v Speaker 1>to me?

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<v Speaker 5>I hear what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I was thinking more like people will be obsolete.

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>We're working on we're not doing well right now.

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<v Speaker 7>Other things with cars, there's always going to be classic cars,

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<v Speaker 7>so they can't ever be autonomous.

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<v Speaker 6>Well there, yes, And what was that TV show where

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<v Speaker 6>all the automatic cars started going at the same time

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<v Speaker 6>and crashed in that one spot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Julia Roberts.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what scares me job that it was all the

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<v Speaker 6>Tesla's right, yeah, yeah, the girl you know that show.

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<v Speaker 2>But like when you look at the year twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five that we're in right now, and then you think

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<v Speaker 2>about maybe even in the nineties early two thousands, we

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<v Speaker 2>thought we would be so far down the road and

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<v Speaker 2>things that were advanced, and all the electric cars are

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<v Speaker 2>kind of crashing into each other and iming off cliffs

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>We are far down the road and people in places

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<v Speaker 4>we don't need to be down the road, right, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, toilet paper, when are we done with that?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Please, let's get rid of that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's terrible, I'm telling you. With my Toto toilet I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I do you do need a little toilet paper at

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<v Speaker 4>the antic kind of dab a little bit, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the you know, but it has a dryer on it.

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<v Speaker 4>That should be drying if it takes too long to dry.

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<v Speaker 4>Just from a friend and let you know. But toilet

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<v Speaker 4>papers shouldn't that be a thing of the past.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I wish it was gone. Toilet paper skeeps

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<v Speaker 2>me out so badly. I hate that in the bathrooms

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<v Speaker 2>here that's your only option because I just it's not

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<v Speaker 2>it's icky.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I think you need toilet paper as a baseline.

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<v Speaker 1>That just has a safety precaution. You always need toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 3>And I have a lot of fiber, don't here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't like shitting up retan furniture.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, man, that visual in my head. Was

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<v Speaker 1>that necessary?

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<v Speaker 3>Nate really just telling you if you have a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of fiber, you don't need to wipe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just called the phantom poop.

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<v Speaker 6>You always you always need to You always need to

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<v Speaker 6>make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I always do, but a lot with my Toto toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>It cleans it all up. It's all good. I'm anti

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<v Speaker 1>spraying water up the butt after a poop. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just walk around with mud button. Oh you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing is spreading it around though you're not you are.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just worried that that little spray thing misses a spot,

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<v Speaker 6>and then who knows what you.

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<v Speaker 1>Might enjoy it. Then you do have to do a dance.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you can actually with the buttons, you can move

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<v Speaker 4>the stuff around in a video game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah you can. They should put like a big

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<v Speaker 1>joystick on it.

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<v Speaker 5>Even better, like a joystick and then a camera so

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<v Speaker 5>you see what you're.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a video game. I don't there's or points like

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<v Speaker 1>a camera. Let other people do it for you. Elis

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<v Speaker 1>yes on your toilet. Can you like stream music and stuff? No? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, no, it just cleans. It's like a car wash.

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<v Speaker 1>Try it.

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<v Speaker 4>You walk up to it. It's like Cherry from Peoble's Playhouse.

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<v Speaker 4>It opens, does it greet you? It doesn't greets you.

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<v Speaker 4>And then uh, you know, the seat is warm. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a warm seat. You sit up and you sit on

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<v Speaker 4>the seat and you do your business and push the button.

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<v Speaker 4>It can oscillate, It can go in circles.

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<v Speaker 5>You can do anything goes around in circles.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's like walking in front of the blows

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<v Speaker 1>you in Las Vegas. That's pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It applauds for you when you're done.

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<v Speaker 1>It does, but no music.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I just I know we've said this before, but

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<v Speaker 2>if you were to spill something on this table, are

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<v Speaker 2>you just gonna wipe it off with a piece of paper?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna use soap and water? Maybe like a

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<v Speaker 2>Clorox wipe what you wouldn't use on your butt, something

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<v Speaker 2>to actually clean it?

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<v Speaker 1>Clean it different, but different.

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<v Speaker 7>Different on the table, They're not self cleaning, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>I get it, but I spray it well in the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know, after the toilet paper is just

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<v Speaker 1>for like the time being. You clean it at night.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that means you walk around dirty most of

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<v Speaker 4>the day. Hey, you know, I was just talking about

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<v Speaker 4>things that would be a obsolete in twenty five fifty

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<v Speaker 4>years being one. I didn't mean to start talking about

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<v Speaker 4>this is why we need toilet paper. Nate's fiber intake, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Recommend it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's keep the toilet paper about computers.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't you feel like your life is going to be

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<v Speaker 7>like a heads up display on your car that will

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<v Speaker 7>be a computer though, this will be the computer, And

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<v Speaker 7>I could just press buttons on the side of my

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<v Speaker 7>head and I'm seeing things in front of me. Yes,

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like that that's not too far away where

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<v Speaker 7>I could see like things in front of me, you know, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>but I'm thinking you're gonna remove you don't even need

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<v Speaker 7>the glasses and you're just gonna be looking around your brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Well here's the thing, though, conspiracy theory. If you have

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<v Speaker 4>if your eyes are constantly watching things around you, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's hooked up to some sort of computer ish thing

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<v Speaker 4>in your head, who else is going to have access

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<v Speaker 4>to that? Yeah, and everything you see they see as well.

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<v Speaker 5>They already know where you're looking. Right, So you scroll

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<v Speaker 5>on your phone and because the camera is pointing at you,

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<v Speaker 5>it sees what your eyes stop at.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you start getting ads for that certain thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. My car, my car yells at me if

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<v Speaker 1>I close my eyes too long, So I do it

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<v Speaker 1>just to see if it works. Oh my god, there's

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<v Speaker 1>your toilet too, or my toilet does not look at

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes for some reason.

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<v Speaker 4>But no, the car knows if you're if you're not

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<v Speaker 4>looking ahead, it will it will alert you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go yo, it's up. Wow, yikes, But that's good. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 4>But like I said, I put it to the test

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<v Speaker 4>every day just to make sure it works. Eventually, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>putting it to the test. I'm going to roll off

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<v Speaker 4>a bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Your car's gonna report you and be like this guy

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<v Speaker 2>sleeps all.

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<v Speaker 1>Take me away, Park, I'll we done. That's alright, summer.

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<v Speaker 1>If you need me, I'll be on the toto to

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<v Speaker 1>the Elvis Duran after party.

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<v Speaker 7>M hm