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Speaker 1: All right, time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.

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Speaker 1: If you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting

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Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

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Speaker 1: read drop this today. Yes, that's for you. Buckle up,

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Speaker 1: hold on tight, We got it. Full hivities Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Few subject MO money MO problems. Dear Stephen Shirley.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fifty six year old man with lots of swag,

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Speaker 1: and I've had fine women all my life. Eight years ago,

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Speaker 1: I decided it was time to get married and I

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Speaker 1: found a good woman to settle down with. I've always

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Speaker 1: fooled around with lotto and bought scratch offs, and a

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Speaker 1: year ago I got lucky and won eight hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I retired, paid everything off, and traveled

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Speaker 1: a little bit. My wife's twenty six year old niece

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Speaker 1: is in culinary school, so we hired her as our

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Speaker 1: personal chef, and she came three days a week to cook.

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Speaker 1: My wife volunteers at a senior daycare most afternoons, so

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Speaker 1: I was left home alone with her niece when she

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Speaker 1: was cooking. The niece is slim and fine, with long

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Speaker 1: legs and a nice butt. We talked and sipped wine

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Speaker 1: while she cooked, and whenever she left, I'd give her

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Speaker 1: a nice tip and she'd give me a hug. One day,

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Speaker 1: the hug turned into a kiss, and the kiss turned

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Speaker 1: into sex. She initiated it, and after that day we

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Speaker 1: had sex several times a week. She was real freaky,

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Speaker 1: and she always wanted to do it in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I got caught up and I started giving her a

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Speaker 1: lot more money. This made me feel like the old

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Speaker 1: player that I used to be, and I was not

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Speaker 1: thinking straight. This girl had been filming us having sex

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Speaker 1: over and over again. In the beginning, she told me

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Speaker 1: she likes to film herself in the kitchen so she

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Speaker 1: can use her cook videos for extra credit in class. Well,

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Speaker 1: now she's demanding that I give her fifty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: or she's telling my wife. I can't move this much

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Speaker 1: money out of our account without my wife knowing it.

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Speaker 1: To make it worse, I can't fire her without my

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Speaker 1: wife questioning it. I haven't slept in days, and I'm

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Speaker 1: a nervous wrey, How am I going to get out

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Speaker 1: of this? Please help? Okay, first of all, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be broke if you keep spending like this. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: won eight hundred dollars, eight hundred thousand dollars. You and

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Speaker 1: your wife retired, You paid off everything, you traveled a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You have a personal chef. You know, you

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Speaker 1: give her extra money after she cooked for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot going on there. But beside that, why

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Speaker 1: did you do this? Why did you get involved with

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Speaker 1: your wife's knees? I don't care how slim and fine

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Speaker 1: and how nice her butt was, and you're asking us

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Speaker 1: what to do. I don't know what you're going what

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Speaker 1: you're going to do. I mean, yeah, you really did

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Speaker 1: get caught up, just like you said, because she made

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Speaker 1: you feel like the your old player self. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you used to be a player. You had lots of swag,

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Speaker 1: you all got all that, You had lots of fine women.

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Speaker 1: But you're risted all all your money, ever, your marriage,

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Speaker 1: everything for this, I mean, and really, all she wanted

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Speaker 1: was some of that eight hundred thousand dollars. You thought

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Speaker 1: she wanted some of the old player you, huh? She

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Speaker 1: wants fifty thousand dollars to be exact. The problem as

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Speaker 1: I see it, if you pay her off, what's to

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Speaker 1: say she won't come back for like the title says,

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Speaker 1: mo money Because how many videos of you guys does

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Speaker 1: she have? I mean, she taped you guys a lot,

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Speaker 1: so she probably has them stash somewhere. They're all on

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Speaker 1: her phone. Whatever the case, she has a lot of videos.

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Speaker 1: And how do you ever know if you you know,

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Speaker 1: if she won't keep coming back asking you for money.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is craziness. You're right, you can't take

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Speaker 1: that kind of money out of your account without wife

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Speaker 1: finding out. You're in a mess here, and I really

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Speaker 1: don't know how to help you. I wish you had

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Speaker 1: asked us before, you know, you got busy with your

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Speaker 1: your niece in law, your wife's niece. Then we could

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Speaker 1: have really helped you and told you don't do it.

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Speaker 1: But now, I mean what we can't help you, Steve boy,

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Speaker 1: listen to me, sir, old player, you're asking a lot

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Speaker 1: of trouble. Though I hadn't been in a lot of

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Speaker 1: spots before, I ain't been in this one. Man, You

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Speaker 1: your boy boy, you're in a situation. Yeah, I mean, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: let me start by saying this, why you open the

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Speaker 1: let that you set yourself up. I'm a fifty six

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Speaker 1: year old old man with lots of swag. I've had

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Speaker 1: fine women all my life. It wasn't but eight years

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Speaker 1: ago you decided this time to get mad, and I

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Speaker 1: found a good woman to settle down with. I've always

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Speaker 1: fooled around with a lotto, and I thought you was

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Speaker 1: gonna say something else right there, but you now I've

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Speaker 1: always fooled around, But you should have said, because that's

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Speaker 1: what really happened. I've always fooled around. Let's just stop there,

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Speaker 1: and then you're surprised and said, with a lot on

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Speaker 1: I bought some scratch offs in the year ago. I

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Speaker 1: got lucky. I want eight hundred thousand dollars. My wife

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Speaker 1: and I retired, paid everything off, traveled a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Then your wife's twenty six year old niece in a

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Speaker 1: color they school, so y'all high as your personal shell.

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Speaker 1: She came three days a week to cook. My wife

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Speaker 1: volunteers out of senior daycare most afternoon, so I was

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Speaker 1: left home alone with her knee. She was cooking niece

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Speaker 1: and slim and fine, Yeah, boy with long legs and

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Speaker 1: a nice but yeah boy, yeah, we talked and sip wine.

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Speaker 1: Why she cooked? Yeah one, And whenever she left, I

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Speaker 1: give a nice tip and she give me a hull.

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Speaker 1: Here where the problem is right here this nice tip

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Speaker 1: you gave her. You was testing the waters, then you

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Speaker 1: was flexing and playing big Willie. You already paying her.

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Speaker 1: So what's the name extra tip for? She ain't come

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Speaker 1: up for three days a week? Okay, player, When I

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Speaker 1: come back, I'm gonna read you the rest of your rights.

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Speaker 1: You're asking trouble. Oh yeah, all right. We'll let part

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Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three minutes

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Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's Strawberry letters subject more money, more problems.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Come on, let's get back into this letter.

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Speaker 1: Let's recap moment money emotion. We can see this letter coming.

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Speaker 1: Fits six year old man tells us at the top

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Speaker 1: of his letter that he got a lot of swag

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Speaker 1: and he didn't had fine women all his life. Way

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Speaker 1: to set us up, honey, you got another one. Seemed

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Speaker 1: like two now eight years ago you decided it was

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Speaker 1: time to get married, and you found a good woman

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Speaker 1: to settle down with. They've been all over the place. Dog,

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Speaker 1: he was just a player. I've always fooled around, It's

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Speaker 1: what he said. He could have stopped right there and

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Speaker 1: put up dot dot dot, but he kept talking. He

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Speaker 1: said he fooled around with lotto and bought scratch offs.

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Speaker 1: By the year ago, I got lucky one eight hundred thousand.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I retired, paid everything off, travel a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Then your wife haven't had this little twenty

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Speaker 1: six year old nieces in culery school. Y'all still playing

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Speaker 1: big Willie. You hide her as our personal chef. She

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Speaker 1: came three days a week. Now, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how y'all sping eight hundred thousand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but if you fifty six and you got eight hundred thousand,

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Speaker 1: and you hind personal shelves and traveler, dog, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what fun you didn't put this eight

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Speaker 1: hundred in? But could you please please call me partner

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Speaker 1: because you spend it right now? How everybody quit on

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Speaker 1: eight hundred? Dog? You ain'tber fifty six? Dog? Have you doc?

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Speaker 1: Have you thought this out? So? Dog? If at fifty

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Speaker 1: at fifty thousand a year, five and ten years, five

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand gone, you ain't, but sixty six, y'all must

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Speaker 1: be playing on dying then, I mean, I mean, I mean, anyway,

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Speaker 1: maybe you got some more money, but that ain't the

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Speaker 1: story anyway. Your wife volunteer to senior daycare, so I

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Speaker 1: was left home with your niece when she was cooking.

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Speaker 1: Niece and slim and fine, here we go, and that's

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Speaker 1: just how you like them to remember. You like fine

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Speaker 1: women with long legs and a nice but yeah, we

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Speaker 1: talked and sip wine while she quickly whenever she left,

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Speaker 1: I'd give a nice tip and she'd give me a hug,

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Speaker 1: which means you couldn't wait to give her the tip

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Speaker 1: because you wanted to hug from the long legs and

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Speaker 1: the nice button and the fine girl, because that's what

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Speaker 1: you used to. And you've been fooling around your whole

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Speaker 1: life because you, Jeff wanted to get married eight years ago.

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Speaker 1: Your answer forty eight for you gave it up. But

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Speaker 1: it was stealing you was deep in you, wasn't it dogging?

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Speaker 1: One day the hug turned into a kissing. The kiss

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Speaker 1: usually have sex then start kissing. I got that. She

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Speaker 1: initiated it after that day. Now she initiated. Now, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you why she initiated it, dog, because these

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Speaker 1: that she was hanging on too extra she twenty six,

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Speaker 1: You know what that is. I got this old okay,

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Speaker 1: So she initiated it, and we had sex several times

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Speaker 1: So and then she initiated, and she was real freaking

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Speaker 1: and she always wanted to do it in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: So now you know you you were there on a

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Speaker 1: cutting blocking stepping in draws, and everything got dish tilS everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I got caught up and started giving her a lot

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Speaker 1: more money. See now, listen to this. He's saying that

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Speaker 1: this made me feel like the old player that I

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Speaker 1: used to be. No, it didn't. Started giving her a

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Speaker 1: you used to be. Now giving her a lot of

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Speaker 1: you are. Say, make you feel like the old player

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Speaker 1: you was when you give a younger girl a whole

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Speaker 1: lot of money for sexual favors. You're sugar daddy. Dog.

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Speaker 1: You ain't the old player no more. You are old fool.

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Speaker 1: You are sugar daddy. But the sugar got too good

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Speaker 1: to you. And this made me feel like the old

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Speaker 1: This girl had been filming us having sex over and

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Speaker 1: over and over again. Now in the beginning, she told

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Speaker 1: wasn't y'all in the kitchen? Yeah, what what was you

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Speaker 1: thinking about? How you didn't get that damn phone? Dog?

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Speaker 1: How you didn't get the damn phone? You got caught up? Well,

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Speaker 1: now she's the man that I give her fifty thousand

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Speaker 1: or she telling my wife. Now now here come, here

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Speaker 1: comes the old player. I can't move a much money

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Speaker 1: out of our account without my wife thought it, which

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Speaker 1: means the player he used to be and the old

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Speaker 1: sugar daddy he is is now entrapped. So now he

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Speaker 1: talk out, he talkbout. I ain't giving her nothing. All

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Speaker 1: he's saying is I can't move that much money out

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Speaker 1: of my account without my wife knowing it. To make

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Speaker 1: it worse, I can't fire her without my wife questioning it.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather fire her and have my wife question that.

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Speaker 1: Then the hunt sit up in the head, start rolling.

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Speaker 1: Take now, hit it food. I ain't slept in Daki's

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Speaker 1: I'm a nervous ring. How am I gonna get out

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Speaker 1: of this? Please help pimp? You can't see, pimp, there

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Speaker 1: is no get out of this. See, you're in the quantity.

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Speaker 1: So here's what you gotta do. Party. You got to

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Speaker 1: sit the niece down, and you got to explain the situation,

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