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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, it's dead. We

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Speaker 1: killed the lawn and we'll be back in a few months.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, excuse me? Who is this? Hey, sorry about this.

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Speaker 1: This is Pete Eekins with Glam Gardening. We just finished

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Speaker 1: up the first round, so lawn should be completely dead,

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Speaker 1: while all the greenery actually around your house should be

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Speaker 1: completely dead within three days, and we'll be back within

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Speaker 1: two or two to four months to get the second

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Speaker 1: round started. Wait wait, wait, so so grass is gonna

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Speaker 1: be dead and you're not gonna you're not fixing the

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Speaker 1: landscaping for two to four months. Um, you hired Glam

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Speaker 1: Gardening to do some landscaping for you today. Correct, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's sir, I have down here on my notes you

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Speaker 1: ordered the scorched shirts package. You also, you need to

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Speaker 1: stay out of the house for a few months. You

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Speaker 1: got that all situation it as well. Wait, wait, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean say to my house? What did you

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Speaker 1: do to my house? Well, we didn't do anything to

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Speaker 1: the house, but what we put on the lawn to

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Speaker 1: kill the whole lawn and all the flora around the

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Speaker 1: house makes it very dangerous to live in for a

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Speaker 1: few months. And that's why we asked you to move

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Speaker 1: out for Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't ask you guys to destroy my whole lawn.

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Speaker 1: Wait what did you guys do? Well, like the package

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Speaker 1: says that you ordered, we went ahead and we laid

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Speaker 1: down the chemical that well, of course, kill all the

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Speaker 1: lawn around your house. And when that's all cleared up,

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Speaker 1: we'll test it and then we'll come back and we'll

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Speaker 1: rebuild a lawn from scratch and it'll be glamorous and amazing.

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Speaker 1: So that's what we did to start with, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to wait a little while now to come back.

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Speaker 1: That's why I was calling you. I don't, I don't

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Speaker 1: believe this. Are you wait? I don't. Are you kidding

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Speaker 1: me right now? A kidding? Even go to my home?

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Speaker 1: It's not safe. Okay, this is unbelievable. So it sounds

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Speaker 1: to me like maybe you weren't aware that that's what

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Speaker 1: we were going to be doing. No, Jim didn't tell

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Speaker 1: me anything about that, okay, And I'm guessing, of course,

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Speaker 1: because it's Jim and he forgets to tell people things.

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Speaker 1: You didn't discuss the grotto. No, we can discuss the grotto.

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Speaker 1: What that? Well, okay, I'll give you the definition of

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Speaker 1: what a grotto actually is. It grotto is a natural

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Speaker 1: artificial cave used by humans of both modern times and antiquity.

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Speaker 1: About the grotto, I care about that. I can't go

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Speaker 1: back into my house for four months because you've killed

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Speaker 1: everything and put all this toxic chemical all over my property.

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Speaker 1: And now I've tell the neighbors. Okay, Well, if I

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Speaker 1: could ask you, if I could ask you to give

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Speaker 1: an f about the grotto, because we have some great

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Speaker 1: options for you. If you gave an F I can

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Speaker 1: show you the options. I mean, I know it's probably

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Speaker 1: a little late now because it wasn't discussed, but I

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Speaker 1: can see those over you know what. Yeah, I'll come

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Speaker 1: down to your office and look at the grotto plans

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Speaker 1: and then shove them up your I don't give a

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Speaker 1: about the grotto. Well that sounds down right nice. Where

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Speaker 1: did they find you? Like, how do you even get

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Speaker 1: your jobs? They found me in a grotto? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you you don't even want to know what I want

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Speaker 1: to do to you right now? I do this is

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Speaker 1: I really want to know? Are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 1: This is this is the way. What do you want

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Speaker 1: to do to me? I want to fire you and

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Speaker 1: throw you across the river. This is like, I'm that's

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Speaker 1: not as fun as what I was hoping. I thought

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Speaker 1: maybe we could do a couple of things in the grotto.

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Speaker 1: You and I put your put your owner on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to your owner. Okay, now all right, fine,

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Speaker 1: please hold I'll get my owner one second. Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is Billy Grotto, owner of the company. Are you are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Do you want to see my grotto?

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Speaker 1: What the what the is going on? Oh? It's a

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Speaker 1: phone prank? Wait what? Yeah, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you. And

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Speaker 1: your wife set you up. What she said that you're

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Speaker 1: very protective of your landscape and you had some landscapers

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Speaker 1: working on it today and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that that was ridiculous. I agree. It's

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Speaker 1: ridiculous that you don't know what a grotto is. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say,

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,