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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Almost every

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Speaker 1: single person in this room loves old people, and some

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Speaker 1: of us emotionally, some of us physically. I know who

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Speaker 1: you are, But how would you feel if you got

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Speaker 1: a random phone call from a crotchety old senior who

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Speaker 1: just wouldn't listen to you? Would you stay on the

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Speaker 1: phone and try to help him out? Or would you

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Speaker 1: lose your ish and throw the phone across the room?

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Speaker 1: Because that's my goal. In today's phone tap, when Alan

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Speaker 1: winter Bottom calls the owner of a starge facility to

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Speaker 1: say I can't get out. It's happening in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now, A Tad Mornings on the twenty Hello,

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Speaker 1: oh hello, please don't hang up? Yeah? Who is this? Hi?

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Speaker 1: My Name's Alan Alan winter Bottom? Um um do I

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Speaker 1: know you? Are you the manager for the storage facility

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Speaker 1: on fifty fourth Street? Yeah? Who think? God? Wait, how

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Speaker 1: did you get this? Number. Well, I'm calling because I

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Speaker 1: think I'm trapped inside the building and I can't find

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Speaker 1: my way out. How how did you get in? I've

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Speaker 1: been in here since last night and I keep opening doors,

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Speaker 1: but I can't find the exit. Okay, zuo oh geez,

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Speaker 1: just like DJ Khaled said another one, Okay, I got

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Speaker 1: an exit. Are you saying you've been in the storage

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Speaker 1: facility since last night? I think it's only been one

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Speaker 1: night because I was here getting my rod and reel

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Speaker 1: and I was feeling a little tired, so I took

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Speaker 1: a nap on the thing you over there. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I woke up and then it's all dark. The police

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Speaker 1: should have automatic lights, so if you're walking around there,

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Speaker 1: they should come on he hello anybody who I don't know?

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Speaker 1: You don't really have many people you're doing you, sir? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a storage facility, so you know we don't open

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Speaker 1: until eleven today. Well, I just keep on trying to

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Speaker 1: find exits, but I keep hitting dead ends. Nope, just

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Speaker 1: like jay Z got ninety nine problems. But an exit

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Speaker 1: door ain't one if you want to oh that was

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Speaker 1: an old one. You guys need to get some w

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Speaker 1: D forty on this Okay, if you got some lying around,

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Speaker 1: I can lub her up for you. Please don't louke,

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Speaker 1: you don't love anything up. I've got an employee coming

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Speaker 1: in in about an hour. Okay, so this one's heavy.

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Speaker 1: We don't have heavy doors. I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: tell you. It's just all doors and walls in here. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a storage facility. That's all it's supposed

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Speaker 1: to be. Now you tell me what do you mean? Now?

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Speaker 1: I tell you you're in a storage facility. You've got there,

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Speaker 1: you know what it is. You can keep yammering on.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna help me? I'll help you, but don't

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Speaker 1: be rude about it. Just follow an exit sign. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're in light. I see a roach. Is that what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about? No, why don't you just stay put?

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Speaker 1: Just another empty room? Okay? Can can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Should I just stay in here? Yes? Yes? Oh? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to pick that up for you?

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Speaker 1: Where are you? We're not in the office. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't watch the office. No, no, jump zinsky fellow. He

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Speaker 1: rubs me the wrong way. How are you picking up

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Speaker 1: a phone if you're not even in the office. You're

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Speaker 1: in one of the quarters. You said you couldn't find

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Speaker 1: an exit. Okay, here goes again. Why don't you go

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Speaker 1: towards the phone. I'm gonna answer that. That ring is

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Speaker 1: really annoying. Okay, okay, so find the phone. Hello day there. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Alan winter Bottom speaking. What Debrah? Where are

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Speaker 1: you calling the storage facility? Oh, I'll be hog wallered.

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Speaker 1: This is my house. Oh my god, sir, No, I

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Speaker 1: gotta tell the other person. Sir. Hello, Hello, hey lady. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm not in your dumb facility. After all, I'm at

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Speaker 1: my home. Whoa look at that? How did you do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why? Why would you call him brank

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Speaker 1: me like this? I didn't call you. You called me.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, that's right. I was the one pranking you.

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Speaker 1: Wait o, what dummy says? What? No? Wait? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking? Who is that? My name's actually jeff I'm

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Speaker 1: not an old guy. I'm from the radio show Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a prank on you.

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Speaker 1: You're one of your workers, Benny set you up for

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Speaker 1: a prank call. Oh my god. What he wants to

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Speaker 1: ask for the day off next Friday. Otherwise he's gonna

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Speaker 1: have another old man get lost in your storage facility.

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Speaker 1: So oh, shoote, I better answer this. Hello. That's really good.

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Speaker 1: It's Biggie Smalls, he says, more geezers, more problems. Am

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Speaker 1: I right? I might just have to give him the

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Speaker 1: day off. Yeah, I'd give him a day off for sure.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning,