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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: well what's up? How are you? I'm hanging in there?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm hanging in there as well, We're

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Speaker 1: all hanging in here. I'm sitting Yeah, I guess I'm sitting.

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Speaker 1: Good point. I'm sitting in here, and you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret. I do. Yeah. Our producer been at.

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Speaker 1: One of our producers told us that you're very nervous

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Speaker 1: right now. I am, because oh gosh, I just you know,

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Speaker 1: friends or family might hear it and they'll be like,

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Speaker 1: I know who that is? Oh yeah, Oh, you'd be surprised.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna know no subject. Yeah. People think all the

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Speaker 1: time that you like they'll recognize your voice. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if the story is very like specific and you use

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Speaker 1: their first and last name, they might know, like my

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Speaker 1: mom Janice Dinkins, then then that's your mom's name. She's

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Speaker 1: gonna know that you're talking about her and who you are.

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Speaker 1: Trying to make your voice like a little bit deeper

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Speaker 1: than yeah, and then you're going to go you want hello,

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Speaker 1: Jennie Diekinson's daughter on the phone, So trust us, you're good.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know who it is. What's your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is that I am mentally exhausted

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Speaker 1: by my far right wing friends and family members that

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Speaker 1: are just very deep in conspiracy theory. You hate me.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite conspiracy theory that they're on right now? Now?

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Speaker 1: You hate? Oh, the COVID treatment right now is killing

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Speaker 1: everybody in the hospitals because it's snakes in them. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what okay, I'm just killing I'm not

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Speaker 1: like that is it? Is it for real? I don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: I think it's just the new one around, you know,

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Speaker 1: And there's always something. It's getting to the point where

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Speaker 1: like people that are buried that deep. The world's gonna

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Speaker 1: end in six weeks. But if it doesn't end in

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Speaker 1: six weeks, just wait, it's going to happen in another

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Speaker 1: six weeks. The end of the world day. It's extended

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Speaker 1: all the time. Every year, there's about three or four

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Speaker 1: times where those people go, the world is ending on

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Speaker 1: this day and I know it, And then they're like,

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Speaker 1: I meant this day next year, and I know it.

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Speaker 1: I keep doing that. Eventually they're gonna be right though, right,

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Speaker 1: And here's the sad part, And I guess for like

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Speaker 1: a message to listeners that are either in the conspiracy

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Speaker 1: world or you have family members, you know, a gentle

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Speaker 1: reminder is like go within and stop, you know, trying

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Speaker 1: to find something that's just so outside of you. It's

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Speaker 1: almost getting too point where it's sad. It's all they

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Speaker 1: can talk about. It's the only conversation they can hold

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Speaker 1: and have, and it's like, you know what, I think

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Speaker 1: you should what fake your own death? Just bounce out

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Speaker 1: fake your death. And they love conspiracy theories anyway, so

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if there's holes in your story to

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Speaker 1: give them something to talk about exactly, you know what,

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Speaker 1: make if you should just start messing with them, to

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Speaker 1: start ting Like it's fun to think of conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: I thought of a fun one the other day based

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Speaker 1: on COVID that you can share with them and see

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Speaker 1: if they take it and run with it and find

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Speaker 1: it on a blog somewhere. Okay, you know that COVID

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Speaker 1: like mess with people smelling and their noses and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and people are designed to breathe through their nose, like literally,

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Speaker 1: that's in our genetics. That's how we're supposed to breathe

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Speaker 1: this through our nose. Your noses for breathing. Your mouth

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Speaker 1: is for eating. Okay, that's the way we were designed.

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Speaker 1: The breath or you knowse it actually is very good

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Speaker 1: for your brain and for your nervous system, and it

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Speaker 1: helps you regulate. And I think we're trying to be controlled.

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Speaker 1: They created COVID to mess with our noses and ruin

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Speaker 1: our noses so we can't breathe well through them anymore,

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Speaker 1: and they're closing up, so we have to breathe through

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Speaker 1: our mouth, so we can't regulate ourselves very well, so

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Speaker 1: we can be controlled by the Gords. So her family

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Speaker 1: listens to the show, they just heard this, and this

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Speaker 1: is the topic of discussion to the next six weeks.

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Speaker 1: And I just made it up cool, like make it

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Speaker 1: fun for yourself. Yeah, you know, if you have to

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Speaker 1: be around them, just see if they'll believe anything that

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Speaker 1: you come up with. I don't have the last laugh.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to be around them. That's true too.

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Speaker 1: That what Alex said there is very true. People feel

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Speaker 1: like they have to be around their family just because

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Speaker 1: their family. You don't necessarily have to. You can be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm a grown adult and so I'm gonna just go

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Speaker 1: hang out with people I want to you could try that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a great idea. Easier said than done, but I'll

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Speaker 1: try to work out those kinks. Yeah. The Jebel Show

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