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Speaker 1: four minutes after, we'll have today's strawberry letter for you.

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Speaker 1: But right now, up next it is the nephew with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got now? Surely this

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Speaker 1: only seems right. This goes out to all the members

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Speaker 1: of five Beta Sigma. In the title of this prank

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Speaker 1: is you ain't no signal? No, you ain't no s

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Speaker 1: We miss you, Jay Blue Blue Funk. Hello, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach a Greg please, yeah, this is he.

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Speaker 1: How you doing. My name is Bernard, five Beta Sigma.

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Speaker 1: I over pledged relationshs uh huh giving you a call today? Man? Um,

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Speaker 1: you attended prey of you a m university and I correct? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Am I right? You attended right, and from my understanding,

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Speaker 1: you pledged five Beta Sigma and fall of ninety one.

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Speaker 1: That's correct, alright, that's the Theta chapter correct, Yes, all right.

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Speaker 1: Here's where we're have been some problems here going through

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Speaker 1: the records, records, actually looking at the records that we

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Speaker 1: have here headquarters. You're not actually an official member of

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Speaker 1: five Beta Sigmas. I don't know what has taken place,

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Speaker 1: but what you mean not a member? Looking at our

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Speaker 1: records here at national headquarters. It's indicating that you're not

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Speaker 1: an official member of five Beta Sigma. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what could have gone wrong with this? Now, Now that

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Speaker 1: ain't right, man, That ain't right, because see, depth of

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Speaker 1: data is recognized nationally, So why wouldn't I be nationally recognized.

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Speaker 1: I'm not certain, sir. Maybe it's something that took place

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Speaker 1: on that that actual line of all. We're actually going

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Speaker 1: to have to do some research on everything that's going

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Speaker 1: on with your line as well as the chapter. But

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Speaker 1: how is that possible? If they gave if they gave

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Speaker 1: me a certificate in the in the plaque and I

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Speaker 1: got my my pin and I mean I'm a Sigma

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Speaker 1: what you mean? Okay, sir, I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at here and and and please understand, I want

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Speaker 1: to try to clear this matter up. Yeah, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: need to do this at who who else is there's

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Speaker 1: or your branch or something I can talk to or something. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually I am actually over pledged relations uh. And

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Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a call personally so we

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Speaker 1: can try to rectify the matter. And it's gonna take

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Speaker 1: us some time to hiring this thing out. But what

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Speaker 1: I need you to do as at this point, and

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Speaker 1: you know what the problem is that I'm noticing is

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Speaker 1: that all of the people that were on your line

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Speaker 1: they are official for some reason. Mr Gregg is an official,

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Speaker 1: So I want to I don't understand that because I

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Speaker 1: able to be a sigma and not me when I

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Speaker 1: did all the paperwork that it takes to for the

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Speaker 1: process to be right, I don't understand. So you know what, brother, Uh,

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Speaker 1: I can't call you brother for the fact that right

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Speaker 1: now me brother because I'm a signa. So here's what

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do. Greg. We're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: get you to first of all, if you're dealing with

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Speaker 1: anybody alumni wise, we're asking that you don't go to

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Speaker 1: any meetings right now. We're also asking that you don't

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Speaker 1: wear any five eta sigma pl No. At this point,

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Speaker 1: we want to make sure and get clarity that you

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Speaker 1: are definitely a brother. Man. Man, I am definitely a brother.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I had to go through to

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Speaker 1: get where I am today? To be a sitting all

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Speaker 1: the do y'all. Y'all took y'all dudes, what happened to that?

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Speaker 1: If you're taking my dudes, you should be able to

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Speaker 1: tell me. Yo, man um, we got this going on,

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Speaker 1: certain things that are going on with your line. We

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Speaker 1: need to we need to check you. You took our money.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. I'm seeing checks that have gone through

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Speaker 1: And to this day, I'm like a lifetime member. So

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Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about? I have no

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Speaker 1: records indicating that your lifetime. Remember That's what I'm saying, sir.

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Speaker 1: We that dog. Somebody needs to tell me something today.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna try to get to the end of this

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Speaker 1: by the end of the week. It's gonna take no, no,

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Speaker 1: but no, but no, but no. You're not understanding what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, man, because I'm a signal to the heart. Dude.

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Speaker 1: get away with. I don't know what's going on. You know,

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Speaker 1: here's what we can do. We can bring you back

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Speaker 1: in and do another pledging process. Pledge, do you understand

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Speaker 1: what you just said to me. No, man, that that

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Speaker 1: I'm not pledging. I'm not signing my name on nothing

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Speaker 1: else because I have pledged. I'm not doing. I need

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Speaker 1: I want to know what's going on, okay right now?

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Speaker 1: And and I understand you know the disbelief of what's

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Speaker 1: going on. I really do you hons live your brother? Brother?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna try to what year did you go across?

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Speaker 1: Did you walk the fans? Let me tell me what's

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Speaker 1: going on. Brother, I'm fall eighty nine, brother, and that

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna have to do right now is, first

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Speaker 1: of all, no paraphernilia. No, you're trying to tell me

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Speaker 1: That's like telling me I can't be black. What the

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Speaker 1: hell is you're saying? And another thing we're gonna to

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Speaker 1: until we get this taken care of what and then

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Speaker 1: you talk about them medical procedure? What are you saying?

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Speaker 1: So we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing

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Speaker 1: five beta Sigma when right now you are not. You

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Speaker 1: can't a lot that that branding me was allowed to

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Speaker 1: put the brand on me. Now I can't be allowed

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Speaker 1: to wear something that I've been wearing for almost fifteen years?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Come on, man, that's some crazy. So

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Speaker 1: we gotta get you to take your care of me

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Speaker 1: until all of this brand? What the hell it out? Man?

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Speaker 1: This is some look here, brother, but not what Bernard?

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Speaker 1: Is that? What your name is? You need to get

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Speaker 1: somebody on this minute. That's all right, I know the

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Speaker 1: president bill. How about that. I will just call in

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Speaker 1: and I'll figured out my bill. Right now, we need

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Speaker 1: you to take the brand off off you. Come take

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Speaker 1: the brand off of me. And you wanted that bad?

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Speaker 1: Come get it. That's what you do? You not remember

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Speaker 1: a five beta sick? I'm done give up you talking

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Speaker 1: over here, howland your boy, that's what you do. You're bad,

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Speaker 1: Come do it. So I'm telling you for the final time,

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Speaker 1: do not wear any paraphern Now you keep don't want

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Speaker 1: to hear that talking about no final. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you what's final. I am a five beta sigma to

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Speaker 1: the hard boo damn sir all I'm telling you is

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Speaker 1: no more shirts and cover that brand up until we're here. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear everything. I got a hat, I'm ahead

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Speaker 1: of a matter of fact, i'mnna wearing bay just to

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Speaker 1: get on yongnus. You're gonna keep praying, covering up until

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Speaker 1: we figured out. If you are covering up you come

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Speaker 1: get it and tell then you better get away from me.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Don't let want none of it? Put

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Speaker 1: Me tell you something I ain't covering. Come get it

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Speaker 1: if you want it. I gotta want my head. Maybe

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Speaker 1: this is boo fire. You don't want none? You don't

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Speaker 1: want none, y'all, man, I don't know what one more

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Speaker 1: ain't getting this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy. Hello boy,

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Speaker 1: y'all had me ready to kill my man, y'all, boy,

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Speaker 1: let one more thing man, What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Greg? What is it? Steve Harby?

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Speaker 1: What y'all think? That's how you do a segment, When

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Speaker 1: That was a real signer he was not playing. Just

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Speaker 1: let y'all know. Let me drop this on your January

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Speaker 1: twenty one, The Nephew, West Palm Beach, Florida improv The

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Speaker 1: Nephew was coming to town. That's January twenty one Friday,

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Speaker 1: said the Sunday West Palm Beach, Florida. I'm bad get

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Speaker 1: your tickets because ignorance is coming to town. Here comes

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Speaker 1: that nephew and all the people inside his head. So

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Speaker 1: and sell out every time I come to town. I

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Speaker 1: see you again January nine one. Nah, okay, nah eighteen?

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Speaker 1: Getting started, all right? I think so, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I feel good about this. I got a new attitude.

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Speaker 1: I do. That's good. New year. Knew you, yeah you do.

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Speaker 1: It's surprise this new time. It's really shocking to me.

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Speaker 1: It's a new timmy though. It's a new attitude. Call

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Speaker 1: his wife wishing happy birthdays I never thought that had

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Speaker 1: forgiving people, I forgiving, letting stuff go, speaking to people,

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Speaker 1: talk to man. He ain't shutting down. Are you gonna

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Speaker 1: Right when, once you'll see an opening, you take it soon,

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Speaker 1: see it soon as I hear all right, coming up

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, today's strawberry letter on deck.

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Speaker 1: It's a good one. You do not want to miss,

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