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Speaker 1: So here's how this is gonna work. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: some all star predictions. We're gonna do the up down Report.
Speaker 1: Indiana themed of course, hence the corn and as a topic,
Speaker 1: we will do some live beach step so you know,
Speaker 1: think of some questions. In fact, the best question of
Speaker 1: the night's gonna get an Andrew Nemhardt rookie cart what
Speaker 1: a polling deal dollar ninety nine eBay solid corners probably
Speaker 1: grades an eight. So we'll give that away. But we
Speaker 1: gotta do a little housekeeping because first, if you take
Speaker 1: a photo as I just saw somebody, dude tag us
Speaker 1: at no dunk tink. We Also, I can't believe I
Speaker 1: got to say this on stage. We had a wedgie.
Speaker 1: We had a legie last and here it is. Let's
Speaker 1: take a look, so zy, it's incredible. And uh we
Speaker 1: had I guess we had Eagle and Greg Anthony on
Speaker 1: the call. Hold this. They said a Southern weggie. Then
Speaker 1: they said, uh, bailout weggie, and then Greg Anthony called
Speaker 1: it the perfect wegg.
Speaker 2: He said, I've only had one weggie this year, just
Speaker 2: one wedgie that.
Speaker 3: Felt like it was a wegg in his butt.
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like, he said, maybe maybe So anyway,
Speaker 1: look at this. This is big news.
Speaker 3: Guys on Pace for fifty nine, Yeah, yeah, thirty eight.
Speaker 3: Most ever at the Ulster.
Speaker 2: Break right, fifty nine would be the highest since the
Speaker 2: Young Group started tracking Wedgies.
Speaker 3: That's us, Yeah you were were young, ye what we
Speaker 3: were we were? Yeah, yeah, that's special. That's our first
Speaker 3: live show, Wedge. I know, I feel like we're gonna
Speaker 3: have to commemorate number thirty eight, so I don't know,
Speaker 3: put a tab in it and we'll remember it later.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna say like you were gonna give
Speaker 1: me a legend. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was like it does feel special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've already done that. Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1: Uh And then finally, like I know, this is just
Speaker 1: three guys sitting here, sitting on stools talking into mics.
Speaker 1: So if it's a little boor, we've actually uh, well,
Speaker 1: we came up with some new technology along with the NBA.
Speaker 1: It's called MBA AI. And if you ask, you know,
Speaker 1: the computer to make no dunks into a Spider Man movie,
Speaker 1: you can do that.
Speaker 3: So have a go.
Speaker 1: Some of you got that run, some of you are plugged,
Speaker 1: and some of you are true sikos. With Victor Wemanyama
Speaker 1: and Adam Silver talking about.
Speaker 3: The future of NBA, The future of the NBA is
Speaker 3: watching it as a spider Man movie. We all know
Speaker 3: that that's only been asking for skids.
Speaker 1: I know it's either hoosiers in French or watching the
Speaker 1: NBA and Spider Man. Did you have any thoughts on
Speaker 1: that clip?
Speaker 3: What is there to think about that clip?
Speaker 2: Really, we're not going to see someone just say I
Speaker 2: want to see this game as a.
Speaker 3: Spider Man movie and for it to break out.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you could pick any movie to watch an
Speaker 1: NBA version of, what movie would you pick?
Speaker 3: Dude? Where's My car?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 3: A basketball movie? Well?
Speaker 1: No, take the basketball game and somehow doutify it.
Speaker 3: I guess. Yeah. Like so instead of you know, cool
Speaker 3: arm tattoos, they all just said, dude, it's sweet. Okay,
Speaker 3: that would be the only change.
Speaker 1: Do you have a movie in mine?
Speaker 2: I heard furious.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, good ideas. Let's get into the predictions. Will make
Speaker 1: it quick. We're not even doing tonight's festivities.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Some some game they play with a
Speaker 3: bunch of people. Game? No, not that one. Why what
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Celebrity?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we wanted to. Jennifer Hudson's actually a pretty
Speaker 1: big name. Okay, but what about this, what if you
Speaker 1: can watch the celebrity can't go on and.
Speaker 3: The prompt is but they actually invited no du mergent.
Speaker 1: We don't have the technology.
Speaker 3: We can't do that one.
Speaker 1: We can't do that. Okay, So our first you know,
Speaker 1: what do you go? I always call them festivities. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I do that. But our first event,
Speaker 1: first event, thank you, is the Skills Challenge.
Speaker 3: Challenge. They're crazy for the Skills Challenge, so talking about
Speaker 3: fundamentals in Indiana Skids. Yeah, it's gonna be the highest
Speaker 3: rated Skills Challenge we've ever had.
Speaker 1: Oh, people are like into like chess passes exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: They are like four passes before you throw it through.
Speaker 1: The group, right right, right right. Well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you the teams here in my little tiny notebook. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this girl later Skills Challenge Pacers, Team Halliburton,
Speaker 1: Mathron Turner obviously a fan favorite, Top Picks, Pallo, uh
Speaker 1: Wemby Man okay. And then we have All Stars. There's
Speaker 1: like All Stars Team Third Tree, Young Scottie Barnes, Terry's Mexican.
Speaker 3: Okay, who's one of the things you can't All Star.
Speaker 3: That's not allowed.
Speaker 2: This is I don't really want to get too excited
Speaker 2: for the Skills Challenge.
Speaker 1: Good, I know.
Speaker 2: This is the best Skills Challenge roster that we've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that your Games three number one pick? Yeah?
Speaker 3: With Hallie six All Stars. Yeah, that's crazy. That's a
Speaker 3: stacked field. You're not there at seven pm, You're crazy.
Speaker 3: Who are you taking? Well, I'm taking the All Stars
Speaker 3: Team All Stars. I think they're going to be fast.
Speaker 3: Then Pray Young he's fast, Tyres Maxi, he's fast. Scotty Barnes,
Speaker 3: I heard he's fast, but I'm a little worried. Maxi
Speaker 3: and Barnes had that moment in the Chlorox Clutch Challenge
Speaker 3: we can forget you know, famous six layups together. So
Speaker 3: I don't know if they're going to take it seriously
Speaker 3: bump picking.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about me as well?
Speaker 2: Wow, they're All Stars although better at obviously they're working
Speaker 2: on it the last two years when they've gone to
Speaker 2: this home team gets a team. Yes, they've changed the
Speaker 2: formats over and over. The home team always wins. Cleveland's won,
Speaker 2: Utah's won. So you got pick Pats, But I'm not
Speaker 2: doing it. I will pander to you later when we
Speaker 2: talk about the All Star Game, et cetera.
Speaker 1: My official pick definitely, Yeah, Team Indiana. They gotta you know,
Speaker 1: they're gonna try a little bit more from the other teams.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would love to like go up to
Speaker 1: someone and say, do you know what they do when.
Speaker 3: The skills challenge?
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, I don't even think siicos really know
Speaker 1: what happens in this event.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest, little unsure. I'm little unsure about the
Speaker 3: stages at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like there's the relay, I guess, and then
Speaker 1: there's just a passing one one.
Speaker 3: We'll see. That's what I've always said is they should
Speaker 3: make it longer. You want more, more skills?
Speaker 1: What other skills we like?
Speaker 5: See sentence screens. Wow, I'm sort of intrigued. Yeah, free
Speaker 5: throw store cuts. It's the best cutter.
Speaker 3: I like it. I like it.
Speaker 1: Uh, all right, three point contests, let's get to it.
Speaker 1: Dame is the favorite to repeat plus four fifty, then
Speaker 1: you go halimb ready, He'll hit a three one of
Speaker 1: these days for your too. Halliburton and Karl Anthony towns
Speaker 1: Our next plus five hundred, then we got Lowry Markenen
Speaker 1: plus six hundred, and then you everybody else plus seven hundred.
Speaker 1: You got Beasley, you got Brunson, you got Trey, and
Speaker 1: you got Donovan Mitchell.
Speaker 3: So where did you say Halliburton was second? He was second?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with no with cat Yeah, okay, So we're.
Speaker 2: Taking Tyres Ali really oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I
Speaker 2: have no idea what happens in the Skills Challenge, but
Speaker 2: I know what happened. And the last year's three point Contest,
Speaker 2: he was first to go out there, tied the record
Speaker 2: thirty one points, forty points, and then he had to
Speaker 2: go last in the second round.
Speaker 3: It took like half an hour in between his rounds.
Speaker 3: That hurt. That hurt him, So that's why he lost.
Speaker 2: This year will be different, This year will be yeah, Tyrus,
Speaker 2: he's he's talking a big game.
Speaker 3: He's gonna back it up. Okay, where you will be warm?
Speaker 3: That is nice?
Speaker 1: Yes from the Skills Challengers. Yeah, it'll be warm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got him going deep. They're gonna win it,
Speaker 3: but I think they're gonna be one of the top
Speaker 3: three team. Give me Towns, give me Karl Anthony Towns. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: kind of defending his championship. Isn't at twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: Now he's back. Baby, he's tall. He doesn't have to
Speaker 3: give a lot of effort when he shoots. That's the
Speaker 3: key to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, like like the Skills challenge as we went through.
Speaker 3: This has six All Stars.
Speaker 1: I believe h Lowry market in last year in All
Speaker 1: Star and then will leak Beasley.
Speaker 3: The bucket found.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the leap. He shoots an incredible percentage
Speaker 1: from three has his whole full career. This is his
Speaker 1: first one. I think three point contest, so I will
Speaker 1: take Peasley, although now that I say that, I don't
Speaker 1: like it being his first one. Sometimes they're scared of
Speaker 1: the bright lights, scared of that story ball.
Speaker 3: Deep range. Yeah, it's a good idea.
Speaker 2: They should just start shooting twelve packs as Starry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: dude does it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got our story. Every year at All Star
Speaker 1: weekend they give you a twelve pack a story outside
Speaker 1: your hotel room door.
Speaker 3: I drank one today, you did half of one zero sugar,
Speaker 3: but I needed something from a pills.
Speaker 2: Okay, I shotgun them. They went down.
Speaker 3: You shotgunned all twelve story. Absolutely, I might have to leave.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, all right, then we have this is exciting
Speaker 1: Steph Curry versus Sabrina in Escu. Here in this three
Speaker 1: point contest, they are really hyping this up. I think
Speaker 1: it is going between the three point contests and the
Speaker 1: actual dunk contest. Where are you leaning in this one,
Speaker 1: Stephan Sprina.
Speaker 2: I'm leaning Sabrina. She is going to have a moment
Speaker 2: out there. I'm sure it feels like. It's very cool.
Speaker 2: She has claimed she she wanted to shoot from the
Speaker 2: NBA distance. She is going to shoot from the NBA distance.
Speaker 2: So this is just a great moment period. Whoever wins,
Speaker 2: this is just a great moment that she gets to
Speaker 2: be on the stage, the NBA spotlight where more people
Speaker 2: will realize everything that's happening in the WNB. So it's
Speaker 2: just cool. She is scorching hot when she shoots, and
Speaker 2: she's already saw the videos. There's videos of her shooting. Well, Okay,
Speaker 2: step is also good at shooting.
Speaker 3: He's the freaking the video. He's on a street.
Speaker 2: I'm going, Sabrina, Okay, at the shooting one round?
Speaker 3: Do we know?
Speaker 1: I think they're just shooting one round, But I don't
Speaker 1: feel like there's been an official announcement on that.
Speaker 3: We don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't think yet who's going first? I know you
Speaker 1: can vote on it.
Speaker 3: Did you vote? I didn't vote. I wanted to keep
Speaker 3: it pure out there. I have my finger on the scale.
Speaker 1: I'm Canadian. I was not allowed to be. I tried.
Speaker 1: Where are you going Steph for Sabrina?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think that STEP's gonna put Sabrina over a
Speaker 3: much cooler moment if Sabrino wins. Like what is the
Speaker 3: big win for Steph Curry? If he beats Sabrina in
Speaker 3: a three point contest? Plus STEP's the greatest shooter of
Speaker 3: all time, but he loses three point contests more than
Speaker 3: he wins.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Sabrina. But that's the record immediately.
Speaker 2: She also said she beat him in horse as well
Speaker 2: in one of her interviews to it.
Speaker 3: She's got his number there. Did they give her the
Speaker 3: little horse trophy that Kevin direct?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Bring it back.
Speaker 1: So you're going Sbreen as well? Do you think it
Speaker 1: matters whether she shoots first or second? Because you said
Speaker 1: the stuff putting her over is fascinating, because like if
Speaker 1: he went second, you know she's got thirty. Let's say,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, got a final rack, you could
Speaker 1: beat her?
Speaker 3: Will he throw it? Is what you're saying. Wow, he's superstar.
Speaker 3: Wow he doesn't mind taking an l if it's better
Speaker 3: for the game.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm with you, guys. I'm going Sabrina as well.
Speaker 1: I think Steph Curry will not have to throw it.
Speaker 3: There you go, There're just gonna kick ass out any
Speaker 3: woman haters out here want to take Steph Curry.
Speaker 1: And then we go to the Dunk contest our. People
Speaker 1: hyped for the dunk contests.
Speaker 3: I was worried about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we have.
Speaker 3: That's a credit to Hootski. He came through.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: We were excited to see him at this live show.
Speaker 3: And he's getting joking already.
Speaker 1: And he's not an owl. Yeah, he's a human man
Speaker 1: with good lines. All right, Mac mcclum. He's the favorite
Speaker 1: minus two fifty, great name, Jayleen Brown, the All Star
Speaker 1: plus four hundred, and then you got hawkeeas junior and
Speaker 1: top It rounding out the field topic.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, you thought it was Obie.
Speaker 1: You're not even at Obi. It's Jacob And we saw
Speaker 1: a top in at a party last night. We're not
Speaker 1: sure which one we saw, Yeah, I think it was Obie,
Speaker 1: but who knows.
Speaker 2: And we also saw a hawk as we did see
Speaker 2: Homa Hawkas we saw.
Speaker 3: The flowing locks, we.
Speaker 1: Still we we were talking about this because we're weird
Speaker 1: this way. We thought, is this the hairriest dunk contest ever?
Speaker 3: Think about not a lot of long hair guys in
Speaker 3: the dunk contest. We're like col Anthony when he was
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom Chambers had up a little bit of waterfall
Speaker 1: in the back hair, but Mac has grown his hair
Speaker 1: out from last year. And then Hawkes Junior has very
Speaker 1: long hair. And even the other guys Jill Brown and
Speaker 1: Top Harry's dunk contest over Now are you excited?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is mcclong, that's for sure. His hair is
Speaker 2: very long. Brett Berry kind of had some locks, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess he did. He called it a sloppy salad
Speaker 2: on top of his head. We saw him at hot as.
Speaker 2: He was a lot sure than he thought.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think Trey had like two inches off.
Speaker 3: He's not.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're tall, but.
Speaker 3: I was wearing my boots. I do think I have
Speaker 3: a better posture though. Oh he had a bit of
Speaker 3: a slump too. He was looking like a skater boy
Speaker 3: see a later, boy, I got him coming in top
Speaker 3: four though. Okay, okay, So it's.
Speaker 2: Also his birthday on Monday, just like you got the
Speaker 2: same birthday. You guys are gonna have to stay here
Speaker 2: until Monday. Everybody in the audience, we're partying until Monday.
Speaker 1: Wow, his birthday's early February nineteen.
Speaker 3: It maybe February.
Speaker 2: A whole lot of seconds I thought Monday went.
Speaker 3: Let me check this man. I was trying to get
Speaker 3: the skills challenge me him and Nicole Jokich. But if
Speaker 3: he's an eighteen, sorry you're out. Yeah, well well you
Speaker 3: look that up.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have a great time.
Speaker 1: Or are you taking who are you taking?
Speaker 3: The dunk Contest in the dunk context Jalen Brown? Wow, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: expect we got an all star in and he's getting
Speaker 3: rated on the curve because we want more all stars
Speaker 3: in the Dunk Contest.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're talking really? The fix is gonna be in?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the goose, they're gonna.
Speaker 1: Goose the number. We're gonna goose the numbers.
Speaker 3: I'm subscribed to Peacock, so I've been watching a lot
Speaker 3: oft w W E and I think it's infiltrating my brain.
Speaker 3: Everything's a work, everything's a shoot.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, are you going? Are you going jailing? Or
Speaker 1: wild card?
Speaker 2: Get Wow. Macmclin said he's got lots of dunks that
Speaker 2: he didn't pull out last year, so I can see
Speaker 2: why he's the favorite. Uh the Obie slash Jacob toppin
Speaker 2: combo uh if e dunk's like Obie Topping who won
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago. I've watched every single dunk
Speaker 2: from his Wildcats life.
Speaker 3: You used to play for Kentucky. He was awesome. Of
Speaker 3: course everybody knows that.
Speaker 2: Yeah Kentuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every so he got it.
Speaker 1: He's obviously con dunk.
Speaker 3: I know that.
Speaker 2: I don't know some of these these people in dunk contest.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You ever see Daryl arm Front Just lay that's true.
Speaker 2: I'll take McClung, though. I okay, you're going mclung ye
Speaker 2: a little shorty.
Speaker 1: It seems impossible to pick against him, But you're right, Jalen.
Speaker 1: They think they're gonna be really kind to him even
Speaker 1: if he gets into the finals.
Speaker 3: I think it's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what we're hoping for.
Speaker 3: Do you think I was thinking about this because, oh,
Speaker 3: Duncan is dead.
Speaker 1: It's stupid, blah blahlah. We always have this conversation. Is
Speaker 1: there any way to fix it in your mind? I
Speaker 1: know we always talk about like we always joked that
Speaker 1: it should be Drake, but it should be Drake put
Speaker 1: up a million bucks to the winner. It could be
Speaker 1: any of these gambling sites obviously could do it. Would
Speaker 1: that be enough or do you have any other ideas
Speaker 1: that can maybe fix it?
Speaker 3: Well, the money seemed to work for the nd season tournament,
Speaker 3: so I think the monkey would work for the context.
Speaker 3: There is a prize I think for it currently right
Speaker 3: easily like twenty five pound. It might be more. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they do kick paid something, but bitt And paid a
Speaker 3: million dollars and like having it be a huge part of.
Speaker 1: It as like a cash prize at the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would help.
Speaker 2: All Stars would just lower the sort of expectations of
Speaker 2: what it would be. I don't think you would really
Speaker 2: expect All Stars to be you know, these incredible dunkers.
Speaker 2: You're just like, oh, Rudy Goberican throw down a dunk.
Speaker 2: That's cool for people who are part of the All
Speaker 2: Star Game just have to dunk.
Speaker 3: That's the requirement.
Speaker 1: Force theme.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think you're saying force them, not foresome.
Speaker 1: I did say force them, but I can understand what
Speaker 1: Here's how we fixed tell guys fucking think about it.
Speaker 1: People tune it in.
Speaker 3: We been here at the White Rabbit cabarets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good idea, but for them, Yeah, it gets the
Speaker 1: people go in. Oh yeah, I got I think we
Speaker 1: should force the young ends to go in. And I've
Speaker 1: said that before. I I I can't believe that. It's
Speaker 1: almost like that to me is fair like rookie sophomore
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I get it. They don't want
Speaker 1: to get hurt, they don't want to do it, they
Speaker 1: don't want to be embarrassed. What about this idea? Though,
Speaker 1: this is really out of left field. Let's go we
Speaker 1: don't do it every year, we shut it down. We
Speaker 1: let it build like every we do it every three
Speaker 1: or four years, you know what I mean, like like
Speaker 1: we just like like the Olympics, Yes, I love it,
Speaker 1: the Olympics of dunking. If break dancing could be a
Speaker 1: sport in the Olympics, I can't dunking, God damn it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's my idea.
Speaker 3: So we'll see. How about this. Get somebody to tell
Speaker 3: Anthony Edwards he can't win the dunk contact that He'll
Speaker 3: be like, oh, I'll win the dunk reverse psychology, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and advance in it. It's cool, Okay, for the record,
Speaker 3: I will take MC. I'm gonna go with Tassy here,
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 1: Final one? The All Star Game?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: You like the Easter West this year? The last West?
Speaker 3: The line is two and a half. Why why do
Speaker 3: you say the West? I know who's coaching the East
Speaker 3: the worst.
Speaker 1: He's got to have the worst record ever after an
Speaker 1: All Star coach. He's three and seven is not great?
Speaker 3: Not great? Uh?
Speaker 1: You see? You like the West?
Speaker 3: I love the West? I love it. The more important
Speaker 3: question is scoo do you like for MV Timy Hawks.
Speaker 2: It's his birthday on Sunday?
Speaker 1: Sunday?
Speaker 2: Double check that.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 2: It's pandering time Halliburton. There's a chance he's gonna try.
Speaker 2: He's gonna try. Exactly. In October, he said last year's
Speaker 2: All Star Game was trash. The word trash. He called
Speaker 2: an All Star game trash. So he's got to perform.
Speaker 2: It's fun. It's him and Damian Lillard in a backboard,
Speaker 2: a guy who he imitated. Yeah, the watch, but you
Speaker 2: can't have to watch perfectly. Oh that's perfect timing his
Speaker 2: watch celebration this year.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 2: He's gotta try. Everybody's gotta try. But Dam's gonna give
Speaker 2: him the ball.
Speaker 3: Ah. He's gonna have a great game. I mean he
Speaker 3: could just rack up literally like thirty assists too. I
Speaker 3: don't know what styles mode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what the record is in an
Speaker 1: All Star game. It's probably Chris Paul or something. It's
Speaker 1: like a twenty plus. Somebody fact check me out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody pulled that. Yeah, okay, so you're going Haliburton crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who are you going for MVP? I mean everybody wants
Speaker 3: to pick Caliburn, I do toom h. I'm gonna pick
Speaker 3: Paul George.
Speaker 5: Oh he's back, baby, Hollie g Yeah, Paul George.
Speaker 3: Indiana fans, I like Paul George. Now can change. All
Speaker 3: you gotta do is start a podcast. Yeah, put out
Speaker 3: to the great clips.
Speaker 1: Paul George used to be a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: Is they say exactly? Place for New Year's Eve? Perri
Speaker 3: for sure?
Speaker 7: Ski, It's from the back over here. Yeah, Magic Johnson.
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson with twenty two. Okay, that's a long time
Speaker 1: for the record to stand. Halliburton's being in here we
Speaker 1: go forty years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like forty assists. Damn, that's just like every basket.
Speaker 1: Honest, he'd be counterintuitive because he's like it's trash because
Speaker 1: no one's playing defense. But he wants a bunch of assists.
Speaker 1: So it's like easy baskets, easy assists.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, so you got help, you got Paul George Haliburton.
Speaker 1: I saw that NBA dot com. They asked their writers,
Speaker 1: four of their five writers, including John Schuman, who's not
Speaker 1: an attendance night.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get you excited there after I
Speaker 1: started setting it up there.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 1: They picked Luka Doncic he doesn't have you know, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have one. That's what I think. I mean, like
Speaker 1: you're never picking your kitchen one of these. Ye And
Speaker 1: it's like Luca's sort of the same way. He doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to care.
Speaker 3: That's a weird pick to me, that four of the
Speaker 3: five or whatever it was picked on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't pickt the hurt no one b there's
Speaker 2: more injuries. So West picture hot, but Luca doesn't. Nah,
Speaker 2: that's not his thing. The same thing with Jimmy when
Speaker 2: he was a RAM.
Speaker 1: The favorites are Yannis s g A. Corey, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, obviously a bunch of names all
Speaker 1: lump together.
Speaker 3: I mean, no guys off the benchure on the favorites list. No,
Speaker 3: that's who's least likely to win MVP.
Speaker 1: Is it? Okay, let's remove your kitch because it doesn't
Speaker 1: care likely to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Paul George, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: He's come off the.
Speaker 1: BAM.
Speaker 3: Maybe I would be. It's hard to see, BAM who
Speaker 3: I won?
Speaker 1: One can't pickI who I want an All Star game? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. That's good point.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So yeah that's the All Star predictions. Let's get to
Speaker 1: the up down report. Let's go. We got the graphic.
Speaker 1: JD packed the graphic. All right, updown report, Jill thumbs up,
Speaker 1: thumbs down. Play along in the crowd, TK.
Speaker 3: You have the topics here, Yeah, all Indiana themed of course.
Speaker 3: First one's a big one, a movie that Victor Webb
Speaker 3: and Yama just found out about this week.
Speaker 1: Luckily that has been dubbed in French Steeds Hoosiers.
Speaker 3: Wee wee, wee, get your thumbs going.
Speaker 1: Released in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3: What do you think it's got on? Rotten tomatoes? Speeds?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, eighty two, ninety one, too high, bit oly,
Speaker 3: too high. Gene Hackman, yep, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper got
Speaker 3: nominated for a cast.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it's a drunk shop watch this.
Speaker 3: Oh we're getting another Webby. Yeah, that's gonna be a
Speaker 3: big time all right, up, we're down on Hoosiers, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Oh a lot of thumbs that the crowd to be expected.
Speaker 3: I'm thumbs.
Speaker 2: I would run through the wall for Gene Hackman. He
Speaker 2: does a great job of inspiring his team. There's no
Speaker 2: doubt about that. It's about perseverance. It's got some rudey
Speaker 2: vibes for sure.
Speaker 3: Yep, Gene Hackman. This is this movie is almost forty
Speaker 3: years old. Gene Hackman is like ninety four. He was coaching.
Speaker 3: He was He's just a young man.
Speaker 2: He was great. It's just a young man in his fifties.
Speaker 3: Man with birthday.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a positive movie, so you're up on it.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 1: I found this review, I wanted to share a small
Speaker 1: part of a review of Hoosier's Is from twenty twenty
Speaker 1: one's by someone named eight Bites, So I just picked
Speaker 1: a few of the parts that made laugh.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 1: I never saw this growing up. I'm thirty eight and
Speaker 1: never watched it as an adult. I recently recently decided
Speaker 1: to give it a shot, and boy, what a dumpster
Speaker 1: fire of a movie. How the hell did this ever
Speaker 1: receive the praise it did.
Speaker 3: It's absolutely trash.
Speaker 1: Here are some key points that sold me on it
Speaker 1: being an absolute dogshit film. Okay points. The coach is
Speaker 1: never really shown to be coaching. He doesn't teach his
Speaker 1: players self discovery. He doesn't give them knowledge of the game.
Speaker 1: He doesn't help condition them to be better athletes. He
Speaker 1: just yells a lot. He's just a crotchety old man
Speaker 1: and an abusive coach.
Speaker 3: Oh woll whoa whoa. He measures the basketball, so that's knowledge.
Speaker 1: Jimmy. Jimmy's the key player that turns the team around
Speaker 1: the problem. We never learn his motivations or anything else.
Speaker 1: He's just like, yeah, okay, ball is life, let's go,
Speaker 1: and then the team just becomes an unstoppable force. So
Speaker 1: we don't get to see the team get better. We
Speaker 1: just see Jimmy carry the team to the championship game,
Speaker 1: proving that for this team there is an iron team.
Speaker 1: And then finally my final line that made me laugh,
Speaker 1: nineteen fifties basketball sucks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, some of the basketball in this basketball movie
Speaker 2: was subpar.
Speaker 3: Right, So I guess what I'm gonna got is I'm
Speaker 3: down a fight?
Speaker 1: Sold me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really have much of an opinion.
Speaker 3: I do think it's.
Speaker 1: Probably overrated in basketball movies.
Speaker 3: I disagree. I think it's become over hated so old
Speaker 3: that people are like, wait a minute, this movie sucks.
Speaker 3: Because I didn't watch it when it came out, I
Speaker 3: guess what, it's awesome. I also haven't watched it since
Speaker 3: it came out. But I also did rating skeets and
Speaker 3: I read Wikipedia fine website, and I was just gonna
Speaker 3: tell you, I got chills remembering those scenes that I
Speaker 3: liked as a young boy. Right, four passes before you
Speaker 3: shoot it, the picket fence measuring the hoop, Jimmy saying
Speaker 3: I'll make it, and then making it. We all know
Speaker 3: if the players that win championships not the coaches. It's true.
Speaker 1: It's been true ever since the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm up all right. Most people were up. Not
Speaker 3: a surprise.
Speaker 1: Sounds like ninety one percent of people are up up there.
Speaker 1: I heard it's based on a true story.
Speaker 3: It is, it is, it is a true story. Milan
Speaker 3: High School?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: I want to go to milin mylon. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: get fair enough. I thought a movie about fashion. We
Speaker 3: speaking of fashion? Yeah, our next, our next, up doown topic.
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety eight, all the Pacers shave their heads
Speaker 3: for the playoffs. Look, some of these guys already had
Speaker 3: bald heads, like Jalen Rose had a bald head, Travis
Speaker 3: Best probably had a bald head. But it was a
Speaker 3: shock when Chris Mullen and Rick Smith's and Fred Hoiberg
Speaker 3: shaved their heads a motivational ploy going into the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Kind of the exact opposite of a playoff beard. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 3: guys up or down on the Pacers shavy heads?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I am so down on a shaved head.
Speaker 1: Is it's it's something else. It's freaky, it's freaky.
Speaker 2: Well that's a good thing. You want to win a
Speaker 2: basketball game. You freaked the hell out of the opponent.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't like it. I don't like I don't
Speaker 3: like veering my head over to that photo here on
Speaker 3: all right, it is scary. The warm ups are incredible,
Speaker 3: and this is a this is a picture from the nineties.
Speaker 3: You could certainly tell I was doing some reading. I
Speaker 3: was reading a Skip Bayless column. Was reading a Skip
Speaker 3: Bayless Some dog whistles in that one, actually surprising. I
Speaker 3: couldn't expect that. But there was a great line the Bulls.
Speaker 3: Bill Wennington was asked what he thinks of Chris Mullen's
Speaker 3: bald head. They were teammates in college. You said, I
Speaker 3: think he looks really good in a hat.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: But all the Pacers fans were big. They were loved this.
Speaker 3: The biggest T shirts sold outside of the stadium once
Speaker 3: that bald is beautiful. The other said, I went bald
Speaker 3: for the boys. Okay, that's shirt you should fell. That's
Speaker 3: a good shirt. That's a good shirt.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm down. I've told the story before. I
Speaker 1: want shaved my head in high school. My buddy Brodie
Speaker 1: did it with a beard trimmer, and I looked like
Speaker 1: this I was like a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: It was horrible.
Speaker 1: Like some people should not have shaped head.
Speaker 3: You have.
Speaker 1: We we, I'm including myself, have oddly shaped heads and
Speaker 1: moles and things up there, and so yeah, you never
Speaker 1: know until you go. Well, you gotta do it once.
Speaker 3: You gotta do it once. You haven't lived.
Speaker 1: Until you shaved your head.
Speaker 3: That's right here, who's shaped their head? I haven't? Right now,
Speaker 3: there we go. Oh, wait, my man, No, he's got
Speaker 3: he's got a face.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 3: We got some nice looking ahead. He doesn't adjacent. All right,
Speaker 3: So we are.
Speaker 1: You're down, I'm down.
Speaker 3: No, I'm up.
Speaker 2: I mean I would rather see that than a Chris mullet,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I hear you guys are so loud out there.
Speaker 2: Gonna lose your macmaclungs.
Speaker 3: Once he starts, it's over.
Speaker 4: What else? All right?
Speaker 3: Next? One simple updown topic Reggie Miller. Oh that's a
Speaker 3: simple lunch dumbs up. Eighteen seasons in the NBA, eighteen
Speaker 3: points per game, five time all start, three time all NBA,
Speaker 3: NBA Top seventy five player of all time, Hall of Famer, and.
Speaker 1: He's got a statue at the children's museum here.
Speaker 3: Oh not at the arena and a mural, great mural,
Speaker 3: great mural. So you're up or down on Reggie Miller?
Speaker 3: Are we? Are we? Including his entire world?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I was, I was gonna ask you basketball first, broadcasting second.
Speaker 1: Now I'm up. I'm generally up. Even Reggie started to
Speaker 1: grow in me on the call, and I couldn't believe,
Speaker 1: like you just got an extension, and they were like,
Speaker 1: it's like twenty five years, it's gonna take him.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, Wow?
Speaker 1: Hell is Reggie Miller for calling games you know in
Speaker 1: a couple more years or twenty five years?
Speaker 2: Look shocking nuts. But I need to get up and
Speaker 2: look at this V neck jersey though? That up on
Speaker 2: Reggie down on that V neck.
Speaker 3: It's a deep.
Speaker 1: Would you captain see the man?
Speaker 3: That's a that's a nice touch. Who would went.
Speaker 1: Between Reggie and Cheryl in a three point contest shootout? Cheryl? Well,
Speaker 1: one on one?
Speaker 3: I think Cheryl she like always beat Reggie right three
Speaker 3: point navy Reggie has the advantage. But I mean, if
Speaker 3: Stephan Sabrina ends quickly, I know Reggie and Cheryl Reggie
Speaker 3: shot should shoot, that'd be awesome. I'm up.
Speaker 2: You just reminded me, Skeets when you talk about getting
Speaker 2: your head shaved in high school, that I wore a
Speaker 2: thirty one four Reggie in high school.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I didn't pack the thing. What an idiot.
Speaker 2: I still have it, and it's a much better jersey
Speaker 2: than that thing that I'm looking at with that V
Speaker 2: neck that looks photoshopped, does it not.
Speaker 1: It's very deep, it's very cute. Yeah, that's more the
Speaker 1: collar you would see on a windbreaker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that looks like yeah nineties cool guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: will take up as well. Yes, all right, now, Reggie
Speaker 3: Miller has a broadcaster. Guy said he loves basketball. You
Speaker 3: can tell yeah to be there. Yeah, anything you can do,
Speaker 3: I can do better. Look, we do this.
Speaker 1: We do this for a living. We're talking to him,
Speaker 1: Mike all the time. You repeat yourself a lot. If
Speaker 1: we see the same goddamn story over and over again,
Speaker 1: I'll try a jump fir every once in.
Speaker 3: A while, like you know, like, well, are you a
Speaker 3: teasing one?
Speaker 1: I've got one coming.
Speaker 3: I'm trying. There we go, there we go.
Speaker 1: No, So my point is like you start to like
Speaker 1: he starts to grow on me, for sure, Yes, I agree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he does love basketball, so that is.
Speaker 3: That's a good. That's a positive. I think two thumbs up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: lots of thumbs excellent. Stick them at the Pacers. This
Speaker 3: is from the twenty fourteen season. It's when the Pacers
Speaker 3: did a photo shoot for I believe in our slogan
Speaker 3: this season was blue Collar gold Swagger.
Speaker 1: That's a five, the five baby.
Speaker 3: We got David West, George Hill, Paul George, Roy Hebbert,
Speaker 3: and Lance Stevenson. As the story goes, it was February
Speaker 3: twenty fifth, twenty fourteen when this came out. The Indiana
Speaker 3: Pacers had a forty two and thirteen record. After the
Speaker 3: Pacers GQ photo appeared, the Pacers finished the regular season
Speaker 3: fourteen and thirteen. The curse of the photo shoot. They
Speaker 3: still did. They still went to the conference finals. I
Speaker 3: believe in some tough series against the like Hawks and
Speaker 3: some other team. They went to the Heat. You know
Speaker 3: they played the Heat twice in the conference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they play the Heat. They lost in six
Speaker 1: the Heat. So they rebounded after the fourteen and thirteen finished.
Speaker 1: But there was something to playoff tested.
Speaker 3: Yes, there was something about this photo and also something
Speaker 3: if I'm not mistaken about Lance Stevenson was like really
Speaker 3: getting touted for the All Star Game that year, didn't
Speaker 3: make the All Star Game and then spent the last
Speaker 3: half of the season trying to make the All Star Game.
Speaker 3: It didn't work. But I'm all on this. These guys
Speaker 3: look incredible. Uh yeah, I have to dress like any
Speaker 3: of these guys, which I'll go, great question.
Speaker 2: I think George Hill was ahead of its time. Look
Speaker 2: at that that beanie that is falling off his head.
Speaker 1: That is far back.
Speaker 3: Yes, people do that now. The shirt is slightly embarrassing. Uh,
Speaker 3: colars deeper than Reggie's. Yeah, it's wide open until his
Speaker 3: literally his waist. That's really weird. I'm looking for Roy
Speaker 3: Hibbert in Indiana. I can't find him. See him on
Speaker 3: all this all this signage. Great dude, this was a
Speaker 3: great team. I love these kids. I like the David
Speaker 3: West pants type pants. Oh yeah, looking good.
Speaker 1: See I like this.
Speaker 3: Uh like hilarious photo shoot better than remember the Warriors
Speaker 3: did a photo shooting. They all look like youth pastors.
Speaker 3: Like a cool r and deeper, much better, much better.
Speaker 3: Thumbs up.
Speaker 1: Thumbs up.
Speaker 3: People are yeah, I mean, if you're not a pace,
Speaker 3: if you're a Basements fan and has probably different contotations,
Speaker 3: but uh, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it all right.
Speaker 3: Our next topic shrimp cocktail, and we had their signature dish,
Speaker 3: which are our waiter. Rick told us it's the best
Speaker 3: you'll ever have and you'll never forget it. And this
Speaker 3: guy he won't let us forget because we were just
Speaker 3: talking with them, chatting deciding what to order. He's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm a big eater, and then he
Speaker 3: proceeded to get his phone out flipped through five thousand
Speaker 3: pictures to find a picture of the biggest Tomahawks take
Speaker 3: you've ever seen, because I that's what I always order.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, Rick, Yeah, if I gave thumbs down to
Speaker 2: that photo, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: He was a weird flex from a waiter, like you'll
Speaker 1: eat steaks. This is a man.
Speaker 3: Hell, it's very weird, you know, if the menu lives
Speaker 3: to be believed, he had been there more than thirty years,
Speaker 3: and I'm to me.
Speaker 1: That like confers legend status.
Speaker 3: So you know, like they're always talking about how cool
Speaker 3: it is that Lebron can instantly reference the exact plays
Speaker 3: that happened right during a game.
Speaker 1: Rick is like then.
Speaker 3: Of servers because he can remember every meal anyone's ever ate.
Speaker 3: So the next people that come in, he's gonna be
Speaker 3: like I had this group of five guys, they ordered
Speaker 3: the biggest prime rib.
Speaker 1: Who got on the menu. These sissies, ye wasting our
Speaker 1: prime rib.
Speaker 3: But the shrimp cocktail is great. Thumbs up for me.
Speaker 3: The nineties classic or also a nineteen hundreds class early
Speaker 3: nineteen hundred? Did you did you like it? Oh? I
Speaker 3: absolutely liked it.
Speaker 2: I think Rick can Rick can read the room. He
Speaker 2: said that you'll always remember the shrimp cocktail. I will
Speaker 2: always remember it because.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that horsetratus was a part of
Speaker 2: shrimp cocktail because I've had it so many times. But
Speaker 2: the horsetratish that I have, it's not even doesn't even exist,
Speaker 2: doesn't even you can't even taste it. I love, I
Speaker 2: love with sabby, and I think it's still in my nose.
Speaker 1: Literally, that was crazy, Like everyone was warning you, like, okay,
Speaker 1: be careful, you're right with spices, like it's gonna clear
Speaker 1: you out. You're like you're like, yeah, okay, sure, but
Speaker 1: holy eyes were watering one blight. It was like straight
Speaker 1: up there, so but it was good.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 1: Also it's like their only app which is my fair part, like, well,
Speaker 1: you have to have its thumbs up on the shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 3: I do think that's such a good like marketing thing
Speaker 3: that every waiter should do. Just pick one dish and
Speaker 3: always tell the people you'll never forget this, because now
Speaker 3: you're prime in the pump and they won't forget it
Speaker 3: even if it's like a forregrettable dish.
Speaker 1: You're like, well, Rick said it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rick
Speaker 1: started talking about Joey Chestnut really oh yeah, shaming his
Speaker 1: new shrimp cocktail stats.
Speaker 3: It's like eighteen in eighteen pounds of this in eight minutes,
Speaker 3: what like eighty Literally this one was amazing, all right.
Speaker 3: Moving on, kind of adjacent to Saint Almos restaurant merchandise.
Speaker 3: Are you up or down on restaurant merchandise? These are
Speaker 3: Saint Elmos hats. No, it's I think that guy's name
Speaker 3: is Matt, Matt with the hat. So we went today
Speaker 3: to actually try and get these. I was gonna get
Speaker 3: the one that said world famous Saint Elmos Steakhouse, but
Speaker 3: they were literally sold out and the people there told
Speaker 3: us it was a frenzy. I was like, WHOA, Well,
Speaker 3: so I'll be trying to track down a stupid steakhouse
Speaker 3: hat on the paying an aborbitent fee for a joke.
Speaker 1: It's like somebody came home later today and was like,
Speaker 1: had a black eye, and what happened on you? I
Speaker 1: got into a guy over a world famous Saint Almos
Speaker 1: steakhouse hat pop up shop. You know what, Lid's got
Speaker 1: Jack from my hat?
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: They're nice, but you mean restaurant merchant in general in general. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I own any Loger shirt. I guess
Speaker 1: that is a brood. Yeah, a restaurant. I have never
Speaker 1: thought about it. Well, I guess I gotta be up.
Speaker 1: I'd be a hypocritic. Yeah, so yeah, I'm up on it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I to him up on it.
Speaker 2: I would love to see Matt with a hat and
Speaker 2: strip that off his head because I think that's the
Speaker 2: best one. But they're they're all sold out. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't think that there were that many. It was a
Speaker 2: very small table, small print smart.
Speaker 1: It's like us with our crew necks.
Speaker 3: In general, with the Tomahawks steak If you don't get
Speaker 3: it while they're selling them, they're not going to have
Speaker 3: them anymore.
Speaker 1: That was the case for us. Maybe Rick was eating
Speaker 1: them or something like everyone.
Speaker 2: In general, though, you walk into a restaurant with any
Speaker 2: sort of merchandise from it on you, Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 3: It's like buying a band's shirt, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was there the night Joey Chestnut took down
Speaker 1: eighteen pounds of shrimp tail. All right, you're up on it,
Speaker 1: like you tried to.
Speaker 3: Get I tried to get one. I would have absolutely
Speaker 3: worn this hat on stage tonight. That's successful. But I
Speaker 3: also just like a restaurant like a shirt in general,
Speaker 3: because you're like, the designs are pretty cool, you have
Speaker 3: to have gone there to get it.
Speaker 1: Conversation piece, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think Saint Elmos might be lying about how many
Speaker 2: they sold, you know what I mean? Now it's not interesting,
Speaker 2: But it was a very very small table, small table.
Speaker 3: There weren't a lot of hats, and seven.
Speaker 1: Have a lot of mess shorts left over.
Speaker 3: The shorts, the nice shorts not as desirable as the hats,
Speaker 3: though not when it's a dam blizzard side. It's hard
Speaker 3: to go to the gym hooping in a steakhouse, especially
Speaker 3: unless you love the butcher shop? Am I right?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 2: Speaking of food, nobody eats his steak and goes in
Speaker 2: places food.
Speaker 3: That's a segue, nice as teased? Corn corn on corn.
Speaker 1: Corn a big time up, big time love corn.
Speaker 3: Tell me more, name your top five corn dishes. I
Speaker 3: love cream corn cream corn.
Speaker 1: Corn on the cob, of course, all right, corn corn
Speaker 1: wat corn is.
Speaker 3: So good because you forget it's corn.
Speaker 1: Corn corn bread. Hello, taste this big time up on corn?
Speaker 1: Corn dogs?
Speaker 3: Come on, man, corn.
Speaker 1: Pocket corn dog? Did anybody bring it?
Speaker 3: Cornnuts?
Speaker 1: They may say cornnuts, corn canned corn?
Speaker 3: I accept that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 3: Okay? I think we were talking about joey chestnut. We
Speaker 3: should have.
Speaker 2: Competitions eating corn. Must I don't know because it's not
Speaker 2: really But how can you.
Speaker 1: Tell when you eat corn on the cob? Are you
Speaker 1: a sloppy eater?
Speaker 3: Colonels?
Speaker 1: Are you like a one colonel person like and it's
Speaker 1: like like a pig went to town out? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a typewriter or a pig went to town on a
Speaker 1: type Right, great, a snobbl Remember.
Speaker 3: I'm a sloppy I'm a sloppy joe.
Speaker 2: I go at it. Yeah, I'll just have some fun.
Speaker 1: It's it's wait, my mom is My mom is a
Speaker 1: typewriter cornator, and I'll say it, They'll say it, my
Speaker 1: mom is a typewriters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll write a particular word.
Speaker 1: And he was a typewriter cornator and her mom was
Speaker 1: a typewriter corninator. It's in the family.
Speaker 2: But come on, I want to see chestnut eat some corn.
Speaker 2: Let's see that.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to. That's disgusting. I actually went
Speaker 3: that was one of the foods I would least like
Speaker 3: to see Joey chestnut eat. I think, tell me, yeah,
Speaker 3: too sloppy be flying everywhere, but you can't go. You
Speaker 3: can't go typewriter. But when you're in a contest, you
Speaker 3: gotta go. What ever the other one is.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it would probably be like you'd like
Speaker 1: shave it off, right, Yeah, maybe so maybe so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like when people do with flat wings. I
Speaker 2: think people would literally go end to end deep.
Speaker 3: That's the fastes.
Speaker 1: What is the scream City?
Speaker 3: I've been thinking a lot about pig novels ever since
Speaker 3: you mentioned a piggy is at the typewriter. What's a
Speaker 3: pig's favorite book? Charlotte's Web? You're right, what's a pig's
Speaker 3: least favorite book. We've got a literate punch out here.
Speaker 3: It was a test.
Speaker 1: I only do two pig books one.
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, sad endings in both, but uplifting excuse.
Speaker 1: Me the jungle.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, more pig books that I thought people,
Speaker 3: that's why I talk about basketball for a lena. Okay,
Speaker 3: moving on, Yeah, calling a stadium a fieldhouse, are you
Speaker 3: up or down bridge? Field house? It's still can Zicco
Speaker 3: to meet people?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: Do we know what game bridge is? When I thought
Speaker 3: you said it.
Speaker 1: Was like investing or something. Yeah, that sounds right, that
Speaker 1: sounds right. Uh, big time up on this field housing.
Speaker 1: It's the only one in the NBA.
Speaker 3: Right, there's no other field house not in the NBA. No,
Speaker 3: definitely not the NBA. I love it. It's class. I
Speaker 3: haven't been lockting mortgage as a field house.
Speaker 1: Oh god, damn right it used to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right, I did steal it.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It just feels special.
Speaker 3: It does feel special, and it feels like specifically basketball
Speaker 3: coded right, Like they're playing basketball in a fieldhouse, whereas
Speaker 3: an arena you could play any sport, just like you
Speaker 3: could at a field house. But it feels like they
Speaker 3: only allow basketball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the strange part about calling it a field house.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening. I don't know what sport.
Speaker 2: They're great with their windows, obviously, Indiana's great with their
Speaker 2: stadiums and their windows.
Speaker 1: You're right, the airport, good windows.
Speaker 3: Great windows to bottom.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 3: I hate to bring this up, but let's keep whispered
Speaker 3: in my ear. Where's the field? Yeah, so that's the question.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what the sport is.
Speaker 1: People don't even live there. Huh.
Speaker 3: All right. I like that courthouse is taken.
Speaker 1: I like saying when when we go, uh, when we
Speaker 1: go play basketball? Like or like we talked about it
Speaker 1: on the show, like they were in their barn. Where
Speaker 1: is it in their barn? I love saying that. So
Speaker 1: a fieldhouse sort of farmhouse, you know, back to the
Speaker 1: pigs the Yeah, yeah, so I love it.
Speaker 3: I absolutely love it. All right, sounds good. Moving on,
Speaker 3: we got a couple of more lefts and the famous
Speaker 3: people we're going to talk about here, Peyton Manning, you
Speaker 3: up or down on Peyton Manning.
Speaker 1: Fourteen seasons?
Speaker 3: But the Colts.
Speaker 1: Four with the Broncos. Is that is that poorly looked
Speaker 1: down upon?
Speaker 3: With the Broncos two super Bowls, one with each one
Speaker 3: with each he said, when I get the NFL, I'm
Speaker 3: only playing for horse teams. I heard he had a
Speaker 3: try out with the Mavericks.
Speaker 1: Just kidding.
Speaker 3: That was Tony Romo. He did beat the Bears in
Speaker 3: the Super Bowl in two thousand and six. Sad times,
Speaker 3: but Devin has to try to kick off.
Speaker 1: That was cool.
Speaker 3: That was very cool.
Speaker 1: Up or down on Peyton Manning? Well, let me ask you,
Speaker 1: I don't know much about football. Is he considered I
Speaker 1: guess he's considered top five quarterback of all time. He's
Speaker 1: probably like most MVPs in NFL history.
Speaker 3: He's the only I think he's the only quarterback to
Speaker 3: make starts, to make multiple Super Bowl starts for more
Speaker 3: than one. He's pretty good. He's pretty good and according
Speaker 3: to Wikipedia, never wrong. He saved football in Indianapolis? Is
Speaker 3: that trail? Would you say? People said the Colts may
Speaker 3: have left had page.
Speaker 1: He's like the Vince Carter to the raptors, Pete Manning
Speaker 1: to the cold No, no, no, no, he won.
Speaker 3: Ship. That's that's a true I'm down then on this.
Speaker 1: He's gonna. I mean, I like when his head always
Speaker 1: getting got indented, the reddest.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's a heck of a podcaster. He's a heck
Speaker 2: of a Manning caster. It's it's it's well done. Omaha, omaha.
Speaker 3: I like saying that and just like saying yeah. He
Speaker 3: calls a quick audible.
Speaker 4: And he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his whole podcast network right like he's Peyton Manning
Speaker 1: is basically g D when do you think about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does all the recording and stuff. He's pressing
Speaker 3: all the buttons. It's very hands on. It's just like
Speaker 3: when he was the quarterback. Actually, yeah, he's got that
Speaker 3: f he flips up. He's like, all right the beach Steven, alright,
Speaker 3: my better help.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: He produced Kenny Beacham's first show.
Speaker 1: Yep, Okay, we're up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I would actually say it's not fair that he's funny,
Speaker 3: too good at football to be also funny.
Speaker 1: At least it's not a good looking.
Speaker 3: I said, you can make two or three yea, he
Speaker 3: got the right ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Our final updown report. Candidate here t pay What does
Speaker 3: he have to do with Indianapolis. He's not from No,
Speaker 3: but he was on our plane when we came t
Speaker 3: pay he was sitting in the exit rum.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, he was sitting in the first class.
Speaker 2: He may actually be performing right now. He's performing tonight.
Speaker 2: Yet he's not in the game though, celebrity game, not
Speaker 2: not that I know of. Yeah, he's at NBA Crossover
Speaker 2: performing right now. Just imagine listening paying performed.
Speaker 3: Which yeah, I'm going by and Winter seems like a
Speaker 3: very nice guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm up. I recently watched he did like the
Speaker 1: is it called like Top of the Covers or something.
Speaker 1: He does all the covers and either like an hour.
Speaker 3: It's on YouTube.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. He's in incredible singers, super talented. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so for that reason, I am up on PA and
Speaker 1: he took the same flight as us and was on
Speaker 1: our flight. Auto tum just saying it. No, but that's
Speaker 1: but now he does that's the crazy part. That's the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing. He had this a celebrity game. You're saying
Speaker 1: he's not in the celebrity game because he auto tuned
Speaker 1: for the first decade of his music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he went to his regular voice and they're like,
Speaker 3: oh no, he's got incredible voice. Incredible voice. It was
Speaker 3: like Live at the sun Rose or something somewhere in La.
Speaker 1: Check it out on YouTube. We watched it on Christmas.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm sharing this with you.
Speaker 3: We actually would.
Speaker 1: We watched it and then we were like, this might
Speaker 1: be our Christmas tradition. We're gonna watch this seriously. It's
Speaker 1: really good. It's really good and he seems cool as ship.
Speaker 1: I think he's not.
Speaker 3: I don't know him, but he looked he looked like
Speaker 3: he would be nice when we walked. Yes, yes, if
Speaker 3: you said hello, mister Payne, well didn't.
Speaker 1: One of you say, like, somebody looked at him?
Speaker 3: You thought you told the story? I thought no.
Speaker 2: The person said to him to Tee Paint, I Hi,
Speaker 2: are you te Pain? He said, yes, I'm t Paint And.
Speaker 3: She said you just made my day, just like Paint.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But he has gotten better as a singer totally,
Speaker 2: just just like Christmas. For you, it sounds like it's
Speaker 2: gotten better. Yes, the more Christmas is you have, the
Speaker 2: more Tea Pains you get to listen to.
Speaker 3: Sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: You gonna watch it, watch it on Christmas. It's in
Speaker 1: near the mood for te Pain.
Speaker 3: That's the time to watch. Okay, I'm up now. Sounds
Speaker 3: like a special moment. Yeah, I'm good. Teeth paint that
Speaker 3: felt down report report, Omaha, omaha, omahah Yeah. I think
Speaker 3: we're going to beach stepping here.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do a little beach step and we're gonna
Speaker 1: do it live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sing along everyone. I don't know. That's the only
Speaker 3: part I know. That's the only part I know. Let's
Speaker 3: go to the beach. Shut.
Speaker 1: Jerome has a bike. He is out in the crowd.
Speaker 3: Hello, if you have a question, I guess, throw up
Speaker 3: your hand. Jerome will make his weight. All right, we're
Speaker 3: gonna go right here. You know some people have basketball questions.
Speaker 3: Sure you can for us for a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: Ask whatever you want.
Speaker 4: All right, we got a question over here. Hey, how's
Speaker 4: it going?
Speaker 3: How's you so? Question?
Speaker 1: We're doing good.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you know this, but the official
Speaker 4: food of Indiana is not corn. It's a pork tenderloin sandwich.
Speaker 4: Now what NBA All Star would you compare to the
Speaker 4: pork tenderloin sandwich?
Speaker 3: Wow? Really good question.
Speaker 1: This guy wants an Andrew Nemark looking thinking that's it
Speaker 1: right there, right right, there.
Speaker 2: You that.
Speaker 1: Wow, Sorry were you reacting? Because you were originally a
Speaker 1: pork tenderline man and you had fried brain sandwich.
Speaker 3: Originally on the long list was both pork tenderline sandwich
Speaker 3: and fried brain sandwich? Is that a real thing? Fried
Speaker 3: brain sandwich? Okay? Because it seemed by like, you know,
Speaker 3: just doing my googles, Uh, notable Indiana things, and fried
Speaker 3: brain sandwich came up more than once. But maybe now
Speaker 3: it's like one of those things that tricked the outsiders.
Speaker 1: Tell me fried brain sandwiches, Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 3: Man. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: I ate a pork.
Speaker 3: Tenderline sandwich less than a month ago out of Culver's
Speaker 3: in Chicago. Uh, and I ordered it with mustard and pickles,
Speaker 3: and they looked at me like I was crazy.
Speaker 1: So what's supposed to go on a pork tenderline sandwich?
Speaker 3: Okay, mustard and pickles? Right, well, let's see these Illinois people.
Speaker 1: Do tender lines, am I right?
Speaker 3: Let me do. Let me take a guess on the
Speaker 3: NBA's work tender white sandwich. It's gonna sound crazy, but
Speaker 3: I think it's Victor won the Yama. Okay, go on,
Speaker 3: because he is huge, but he.
Speaker 1: Has tiny buns. Yeah, that's a mic drop. That's les
Speaker 1: go home?
Speaker 3: What an end?
Speaker 1: Dare you even try a pep?
Speaker 3: Great question?
Speaker 1: You're in the running right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah. All I can think of was big butts myself?
Speaker 3: What's that? Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's all I got.
Speaker 1: All right, Jerome, I'm over here.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we got a couple. All right, we're
Speaker 3: gonna start over here.
Speaker 4: Did you guys get a game of ice chest in
Speaker 4: this year?
Speaker 1: Ice chest?
Speaker 3: For those that don't know, you're in a hotel room.
Speaker 3: You take off your shirts, you throw ice at each other,
Speaker 3: classic game of ice chest. No we haven't, we have?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Good night is young? Honestly, if you paid for b
Speaker 3: I p stick around. We got a bucket in the back.
Speaker 1: Make some bad money that way. You gotta go check
Speaker 1: the type of ice at the hotel to very important.
Speaker 1: You know, you can get the sharp cutting people, the
Speaker 1: big cubes, you know.
Speaker 3: So I didn't check.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys went to the ice.
Speaker 3: I didn't check up the ice, all right. I did
Speaker 3: watch Choosers though. That's how Hackman coached his kids.
Speaker 1: Come on, kid, That's how I learned who Clinton Malartic was.
Speaker 3: The hockey goalie like you took a slight like skates
Speaker 3: to the neck right and started lading on the on
Speaker 3: the ice. I think, uh, maybe it was named Maybe
Speaker 3: it was you who was getting hit with the ice
Speaker 3: on the ice chest.
Speaker 1: And somebody got a little high, went into the throat
Speaker 1: and task those You didn't know who starting it was.
Speaker 3: I know it was the one wants to explain. I
Speaker 3: like that has a great job. I'm gonna tell that
Speaker 3: on a live show fifteen years from now. I did
Speaker 3: do something pretty dumb at the hotel today, though. I
Speaker 3: was trying to connect with Laura and the girls on
Speaker 3: the FaceTime. I'm where like I would. I would call her,
Speaker 3: she wouldn't answer.
Speaker 1: She would call me.
Speaker 3: I would blah blah blah bah. It's all right. I'm
Speaker 3: hopping in the shower. We'll talk later. I turn on
Speaker 3: the shower, I see the coff them and I was like, awesome,
Speaker 3: I'll talk to them. I'll let the shower run for
Speaker 3: a little bit. Warm up. It's not my billy talk
Speaker 3: for a few minutes. I'm like, okay, all right, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna hop in the shower. Apparently the drain was closed.
Speaker 3: Oh if I want to talk for like probably two
Speaker 3: more minutes I was gotting out of flood my hotel room.
Speaker 3: You're completely you're on a high floor too, be really bad.
Speaker 1: But it was all good.
Speaker 3: I just took a shower and shit deep water.
Speaker 1: But you, my's so funny. You brought this up by
Speaker 1: literally we did not talk about this. But I took
Speaker 1: a shower. Normal shower, drain open. What's with the water
Speaker 1: pressure here? It's incredible or nothing drains here. I can't
Speaker 1: stand taking a shower when you're standing like in a
Speaker 1: foot of water because it won't drain fast enough. I
Speaker 1: hate that for some reason. Well imagine two feet one.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, that it's nice because you're like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: taking a bath from the knee.
Speaker 1: Down, because look, I want to pee in the shower.
Speaker 3: But when there's a you know, you know that's much water.
Speaker 3: Can't Yeah, it's like I can't do it now. I
Speaker 3: always wanting to pee. I was wanting to like get
Speaker 3: every bit of mucus out of my entire body, you know,
Speaker 3: just shoot them, not rockets, but not with the pristine
Speaker 3: lakes beneath me.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say you were eating shrimp
Speaker 1: cocktails in a shower, like Cramer, open up your sinuses story.
Speaker 3: Just you turned. I didn't know you were going to
Speaker 3: talk about peeing in the shower. Well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: but you know that.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that's the worst part.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate it, and everybody seems to
Speaker 1: hate that. Thumbs uper thumbs down.
Speaker 3: In showering.
Speaker 1: Okay, good question about ice Chesto.
Speaker 3: We'll play something later next one.
Speaker 4: So, a couple of weeks ago, y'all were talking about
Speaker 4: doing go karting when you were here in India, Appolis,
Speaker 4: So I got to ask, what's your favorite amusement park
Speaker 4: ride or activity?
Speaker 2: Oh not the teacups in the brains. That sounds like
Speaker 2: that happens as that's what I've heard.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just I'm a roller coaster guy, so
Speaker 1: I think it's not a fun answer.
Speaker 3: I would say for like amusement park rides, giant drops
Speaker 3: for me, Oh you like those ring your way up top.
Speaker 3: We'll go fake out and then they really drop you.
Speaker 3: It takes a second for your boys to actually kick in.
Speaker 3: Like Tyrese Haliburton, you should hear his voice on one
Speaker 3: of those like crazy crazy, do you have a fa?
Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite ride. No, I just eat
Speaker 3: corn dogs. Yeah, I mean I'll have a teapot. I'll
Speaker 3: just go and circles.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold eating eating food and a
Speaker 1: fair is not an activity.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, well, you know there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of fairs where there's rides are
Speaker 2: just so poopy.
Speaker 3: Just don't want to go on. You just need to eat.
Speaker 3: I'm from Yes.
Speaker 1: What was the best ride of Disney World? What was
Speaker 1: the best of the Star Wars?
Speaker 3: Everything? Star Wars there was?
Speaker 1: But these are rides that you're just in a chair
Speaker 1: doing like this.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, they have some real ones
Speaker 2: are very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do have a pop and lock ride. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I want a cohost. I feel all these ones I see.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're fun, but like reality. Yeah, you couldn't
Speaker 1: stop talking about the Avatar one.
Speaker 3: You I like the Avatar ride better than the movies. Wow,
Speaker 3: that was incredible. I felt like I was in Pandora.
Speaker 3: Tears in my eyes, missed in my face, riding a banshee,
Speaker 3: almost got eaten by a whale, but we made it.
Speaker 1: Do when you ride that ride, what you like in
Speaker 1: the sun bed thing or the tanning bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean they give you like a whole
Speaker 3: backstory of course, and man, I forget what the was.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's like a Pandoran for looks cool, for
Speaker 3: let's go. So of course I was screaming it at
Speaker 3: the top of my.
Speaker 1: Launs the entire time. That's great, Okay, great question. Who's
Speaker 1: leading right now? I think the pork tender Lloyd is
Speaker 1: still leading.
Speaker 3: So here's my solution to fix the dunk contest.
Speaker 6: You open up a second division with jes mascots, and
Speaker 6: they compete four mascots. Mascots uh score the other mascots,
Speaker 6: and then the winner from the mascot division faces an
Speaker 6: NBA player. Winner gets the trophy and the mascot versus
Speaker 6: NBA player what mascot then also has the best chance
Speaker 6: of beating an NBA player.
Speaker 1: By the way, I think they did do a mascot
Speaker 1: like dunk contest like way back in the day, because
Speaker 1: I remember the Charlotte Hornets mascot Buzz or Bug or
Speaker 1: whatever the hell it was. Yeah, yeah, like you go, Hugo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then he light on fire that one time when
Speaker 2: he was literally on fire.
Speaker 3: He was dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Frank the tank as well, like but he won
Speaker 1: a dunk on us. I remember because they called it
Speaker 1: like the windshield or something, because he like he jumped
Speaker 1: off a trampoline and then like splatted into the to
Speaker 1: the backboard like human windshield, Like he died.
Speaker 3: They didn't die. That's good.
Speaker 1: Rest put up, but we put up arrest.
Speaker 3: Yougo, Yeah, you got good sons. Gorilla I think is
Speaker 3: like known as a trampoline dunker and Bango the buck.
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty good, or at least their their duck.
Speaker 1: Crew is I think my answer though, because we've seen
Speaker 1: his creativity before and helping Aaron Gordon finished second. But
Speaker 1: stuff stuff wind a magic mascot with all his hoverboards
Speaker 1: and what he's got helping out. Yeah, stuff you know
Speaker 1: as a dark horse plus seven hundred on FanDuel. That's
Speaker 1: not bad.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 1: I like the idea. There's something there. Maybe mascots.
Speaker 3: His Rocky is still the Nuggets mascot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good.
Speaker 3: He used to hang out on the rooftop. I mean
Speaker 3: he could dunk from there.
Speaker 2: I think I trust him to jump off that rooftop
Speaker 2: rooftop and dunk.
Speaker 3: What is he be? That good?
Speaker 1: Piecers mascot is Boomer. A cat is a backboard cat
Speaker 1: during a game.
Speaker 3: I mean high school, like a high school's backboard. We
Speaker 3: had the Harlem Low Trotters coming up by high school.
Speaker 3: I think I was either a junior or senior.
Speaker 1: And we're not gonna believe this, but not a lot
Speaker 1: of dunks in my high school.
Speaker 3: So they were dunking a lot more on the rims
Speaker 3: so bad that they had to replace the rims. They
Speaker 3: were like two loose and we had like a big
Speaker 3: Christmas tournament coming up, so they had to switch them out.
Speaker 3: And the shooting percentages were a brutal and that's the
Speaker 3: only reason why.
Speaker 1: All right, a couple more, I think we have time.
Speaker 7: For I do have some intel on a mascot dunk contest.
Speaker 4: Provided by Liz.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Liz. Are you reading off Lissa's phone right now?
Speaker 7: Liz handed me this phone right now, respect, respect, Thank you.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 7: On February twentieth, nineteen ninety three, at the Delta Center
Speaker 7: in Salt Lake City, Boomer of the Indiana Pacers, Crunch
Speaker 7: of the Minnesota Timberwolves, Gorilla of the Phoenix Suns, and
Speaker 7: Hugo the Hornet of the Charlotte Hornets battle for mascot
Speaker 7: slam dunk supremacy.
Speaker 3: Who do you think one? Let's hear it from the crowd,
Speaker 3: give me.
Speaker 8: A room, applause. Who if you think it was Hugo clause.
Speaker 8: We're also we got crunch Man songs Gorilla.
Speaker 3: Alright, what's the answer.
Speaker 7: The answer is Hugo Reid Supreme took Home to w
Speaker 7: for its third consecutive win dynasty mode. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Liz.
Speaker 1: More.
Speaker 3: People know Hugo Jacob to get him in.
Speaker 1: Let Hugo duck.
Speaker 4: All right, on to the next question.
Speaker 1: A couple more and then we'll wrap.
Speaker 3: This and we appreciate everyone asking questions. All right, I'm
Speaker 3: a really big fan. Uh I wanted to ask you this.
Speaker 9: We were at NBA Crossover and my nephew actually went
Speaker 9: up against Miles Turner in a skills competition thing. This
Speaker 9: sounds made up, but it's true. Miles Turner stuck a
Speaker 9: wedgie during his warm up or during the run. One
Speaker 9: part question is do you want to see the picture
Speaker 9: of it? The second question is has having inside information
Speaker 9: about something ever changed your opinion? Like I really thought
Speaker 9: the Pacers were going to win the skills challenge, but
Speaker 9: then I saw Miles Turner stick a weggie at the
Speaker 9: at the crossover.
Speaker 3: I want to know, did the crowd pop?
Speaker 9: My crowd of friends popped and we screamed weggie repeatedly.
Speaker 1: I you just whenever a wedgie happens, like you had
Speaker 1: just at least want someone to one person at least.
Speaker 3: So that's great.
Speaker 2: Miles Turner, he was the hero. I saw him last night.
Speaker 2: I had a great cowboy hat look on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Myles Turner did, like did he fight Bruce Brown
Speaker 1: for like they drop pistols and who's the superior cowboy?
Speaker 1: And one of them had to leave town so they
Speaker 1: traded Bruce Brown. That wow, that's actually okay, that's why
Speaker 1: he was wearing a cowboy And now we're talking about Jesus.
Speaker 1: We got incepted by Myles Turner.
Speaker 3: No, you should have seen Skeates doing Scott's side fust
Speaker 3: last night to say hi to this guy.
Speaker 1: No, it was like, Miles, Miles, can you see me
Speaker 1: under that? Did you have shades on too?
Speaker 3: Yeah? He was a cool Actually he was pulling off
Speaker 3: that cowboy had I just had some lego in my pockets.
Speaker 3: What's that? What Miles, Miles, let's build yet inside information.
Speaker 3: I was once invested in this blood drawing company and
Speaker 3: our founder was like, we can do so many tests
Speaker 3: from a single drop of blood. And then I saw
Speaker 3: the machines and I was like, there's no way this
Speaker 3: is gonna work. I sold all my stock and years
Speaker 3: later Farense went down, so I got out in time.
Speaker 3: But I hope they don't listen to this at THEGC,
Speaker 3: did you?
Speaker 1: And do you have an answer to that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I think I think other than Miles Sterner being sponsored
Speaker 2: by Stetson and uh, I guess he's got blue glasses
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: That's what he seemed to be wearing last night.
Speaker 2: Also, my inside information is that Miles Sterner has a
Speaker 2: blue Glasses sponsorship, which I have no idea if that's true.
Speaker 3: That's all I got.
Speaker 1: But we will see the wedgie photo later on. We
Speaker 1: would appreciate that, all right, handful More.
Speaker 3: So with led court at the Lucas Oil Would you
Speaker 3: want to see that for like the n season tournament
Speaker 3: going forward or do you think they should just stick
Speaker 3: to regular courts.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna ask.
Speaker 3: That too.
Speaker 1: I was going to see it. Yeah, I even said
Speaker 1: on the show, like a while back, I thought They
Speaker 1: might do that at in Vegas this LED court, but
Speaker 1: they saved it here for All Star, so I think
Speaker 1: they will though, I mean, I guess it sort of
Speaker 1: depends how it goes.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to seeing what it looks like, yeah,
Speaker 3: in action and how wild it looks are actually happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, this is absolutely a trial day because it's
Speaker 2: just in in there for the celebrity game and for
Speaker 2: the Saturday night events.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like a G League night.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was reading so much about it.
Speaker 1: It was like you can't put it in quickly obviously,
Speaker 1: which was a big part of why they couldn't like
Speaker 1: flip courts at the Fieldhouse and all that to maybe
Speaker 1: help also have it there. It's bigger and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Dimensions.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: My answers had that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the answer is yes, I think so, unless this
Speaker 1: just sucks and it's like, oh I can't even see
Speaker 1: the game mind it. Yeah, somebody's hacked it and someff
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Everybody's talking about the basketball court, which isn't a court
Speaker 2: at the airport.
Speaker 3: Why not have an LED court at the airport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a sticker.
Speaker 3: That's a sticker. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think they should sticker courts and the air.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, what about having plastic where you can't
Speaker 1: shoot on the rim? That'd be interesting.
Speaker 3: That would be interesting pull off a basket. You know,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of signs that say don't touch. Did
Speaker 3: you touch it? Yeah? Yeah, I like to hang out
Speaker 3: a photo of you touching it. Yeah, I'll be honest.
Speaker 3: I went out trying to actually touch the rim because
Speaker 3: I was like, what if somebody.
Speaker 1: Sees, you can never fly here again? But I touched
Speaker 1: the stanchion on the way finger to pad.
Speaker 3: The cops had the dogs sniffing around your ankles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one more, let's say one more, because you guys are,
Speaker 1: by the way, probably the most polite crowd we've ever had.
Speaker 4: All Right, So I found out I was starting a
Speaker 4: new job one January. So in November I asked a
Speaker 4: couple of people I knew. They were like, what's it like?
Speaker 4: And they said, every Friday, the boss puts on a
Speaker 4: horse game and if you win it, you go home
Speaker 4: early at noon. So I had inside information. So my
Speaker 4: neighbor has a goal. I went over there and I
Speaker 4: practiced shooting one handed shots while eating a corn dog
Speaker 4: was a true story. So I brought in like two
Speaker 4: boxes of corn dogs.
Speaker 3: I was down to h O R s.
Speaker 4: Because there's a dude who could shoot from half court,
Speaker 4: so it's.
Speaker 3: Down to me and him.
Speaker 4: And then I go to the microwave heat up a
Speaker 4: corn dog and I hit nine one handed shots in
Speaker 4: a row while eating a corn dog for him to
Speaker 4: lose for the first time ever. So my question to
Speaker 4: you is how you got to go early and I
Speaker 4: got to go home early full of full two hour
Speaker 4: drive too.
Speaker 3: So is that your best question we've ever heard?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're half day on the line. What is your
Speaker 4: horse shot? And if it involves food, what you eating?
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was legal.
Speaker 3: You can eat incredible? Do they all call you corn dog? Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well got to the dude who lost the Rainy Champ
Speaker 4: he works for me, so.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's a high stakes game a horse.
Speaker 1: Not only you just gonna go home, but if you lose,
Speaker 1: you have to work for somebody else.
Speaker 3: Jeez, wow, jeez, what do you?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 3: This is I'm a mascot.
Speaker 1: Where do you an army? Looks at Harvey's a Canadian?
Speaker 1: That's food chat.
Speaker 3: That's very weird corn dogs and Harvey's okay, what's your
Speaker 3: go to shot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm an over over the backboard, over
Speaker 1: the back I'm definitely an over the backboard.
Speaker 3: That's my go to.
Speaker 1: We would play a lot of horse when we were
Speaker 1: in the starters and we had a basketball court. Not
Speaker 1: a corn dog in sight, wouldn't you play it?
Speaker 3: But not a dog in sight? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, But yeah, I'm trying to think of the
Speaker 1: food that I would incorporate. I'm thinking like grapes, because like, yeah,
Speaker 1: some sort of shot and then throw the grape shot
Speaker 1: into my mouth like something there.
Speaker 3: Take a bull that's pretty cool. Oh yeah, like the bolt.
Speaker 3: Shoot the shot. Yeah, shot goes in.
Speaker 1: H guy, all right, that's what I'll do. That's my answer.
Speaker 3: I'm going omaha.
Speaker 2: I'm literally getting to hike a ball a hike position
Speaker 2: and hike it in. That's yeah, from the foul line.
Speaker 2: It's hard enough and he gets a yell omaha and
Speaker 2: hike it.
Speaker 3: That's really fun. The food, that's a good question. I
Speaker 3: love tough in that position to eat something for some
Speaker 3: not I mean, I love corn.
Speaker 2: I just love corn. I can't stop saying corn.
Speaker 1: Okay, just sold on you're at the free throw line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're yelling.
Speaker 3: Omaha, yeah as you as you hike and I have
Speaker 3: a giant corn in your mouth with a wink and
Speaker 3: the wind.
Speaker 1: Alright, that's gonna me. I'm just taking the letter on that.
Speaker 3: And Kurby, what do you got, man? I got no ideas,
Speaker 3: probably just going to the stupid free throw line. Oh no, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the Lee Ellis movement. That guy would always beat
Speaker 3: us divorce because Skeets and I are like watching this,
Speaker 3: I'm shooting from half fork, bouncing off the floor. It's
Speaker 3: going in. It didn't go in, Skeats, He's pretty good
Speaker 3: a shooting it over the over the backboard, behind his
Speaker 3: head in.
Speaker 1: I got no shots. So then Lee would just go
Speaker 1: shoot a free always did us.
Speaker 3: Eventually he's the Hoosiers, a horse playing and my fundamentals
Speaker 3: weren't up to snuff.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because you would. You wouldn't just shoot once
Speaker 1: at the free throw. We would all hit the free throw.
Speaker 1: You would go back to the free throwoper just practicing
Speaker 1: free throws.
Speaker 3: We're not playing.
Speaker 1: So now that man is traveling the world just taking
Speaker 1: free throws, I do like to do a shot.
Speaker 3: I always called a duck shot where say this is
Speaker 3: the rim, I would face more like this.
Speaker 1: Like a duck, okay, and then just shoot.
Speaker 3: So if I get the corp paray, perhaps a duck
Speaker 3: bond me or duck on duck, duck on duck, stuck
Speaker 3: on duck.
Speaker 1: Incredible, that's my great questions. Awesome, a batch of questions.
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Speaker 3: A cool venue.
Speaker 1: I don't know when we take our tops off and
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