1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another pisode that for me? This I mean, 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: how's Kevin? Is that right now? Okay? Yeah, I can 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: be there at night. Sure, yeah, I'll see there o ja. 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet a shower you no particular 5 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: or let's quickly check in with Christoph Varado for his 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: two dog park report Coach, I haven't been in a minute. 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: Turns out the baseball dad's are not happy with us 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: letting our dogs run around because it's not an official 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: dog park. The other day, and I quote, a large 10 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: dad said to one of the dog owners, if you 11 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: if you're this is this true? This is exactly what 12 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: he said. If your dog bites my kid, I will 13 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 1: kill you and your dog. Interesting, that was the order, 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: you know, the the threat usually starts with the potentially 15 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: lesser b you heighten you, you'll be dead, and then 16 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: I'll go down the left. Yeah, because sharped me. I 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: don't really give a ship what you do with my dog, 18 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: to be honest with. Oh wow, um, look over there, 19 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: it's James Ceeney, jangled up and chains. Jimmy, what would 20 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: you do to have a cat? A case of hash 21 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: Brown's delivered in one hour In one hour I would 22 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: make all of the scenes get wrapped up as fast 23 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: as I could so I could answer that door without 24 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: interruption of the podcast. Fair uh and and now please 25 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: welcome back Jackie again, Zalez de Ruther back Jay Jackie. 26 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: What makes the best damn guawk in Los Angeles? Who? Not? What? 27 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 1: Who makes the best damn guawk in Los Angeles? That's 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: a very good question, because I love glack and I 29 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: feel like it's hard to miss. It's hard to not 30 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: enjoy a glock, and I don't think that I've ever 31 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: had one that blue. I fucking mind being said. Actually, 32 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: I fucking hate this restaurant, so I don't want to 33 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: give them any good press. There is a restaurant that 34 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: based good walk, but I'm not going to mention their names. 35 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: Did they fire me for asking to get paid as 36 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: much as the men who did my job? Yes? They did. Well, 37 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: now we need to know the name of them is 38 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: so that we can all shoot on them. What's the 39 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: chat on them? One here? Before? I mean, I don't know. 40 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: I've been fired from a lot of restaurants, yes, and 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: all for different egregious regions. Well, I talk very strange, 42 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: if not competitive. I've never been fired. Oh I think 43 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 1: three or four. And let me say from those experiences, 44 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: I quit one after like during my training, like after 45 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: two days of training. They were like, hey, um, so 46 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: you have your second I was like, yeah, I'm not 47 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: coming and they're like what, and I was like, yeah, 48 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: I'm I'm done. I don't like the culture at your restaurant, Like, 49 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna there. Those two days were horrible and 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: they were like, oh, well, Jacqueline, I don't want to 51 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 1: tell you what to do as you're an adult woman. 52 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: But and then like, yeah, it was really weird. I 53 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: was like, okay, um, yeah, I'm not coming in. But 54 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: there's nothing more freeing, Like I've never felt better in 55 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 1: my life than to be like, you know what, I'm 56 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: not going to work at this fucking like hell hole. 57 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: I'll work at another hellhole. Good for you, the hell 58 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: with that, and thank you for that. And I still 59 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: think we should share the name just so we can 60 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: all shoot on them together. But I'm not gonna I'm 61 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: not gonna put that on you. You'll you'll, I'll write 62 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: it somewhere on a piece of paper and we'll get 63 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: out there if you'll let um and last last already 64 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: no no, I can't be last penultimate. Where's Chris Alvarado 65 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: in you? We got the dog? We got me? Oh, 66 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,839 Speaker 1: here we go, Craig Atkowski. When do you know when 67 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: the small talk is done? Oh? I guess now. I 68 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: thought we were just chatting, but then it turned all serious. 69 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: I do want to say, I do think it's a 70 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: basic human right to be able to choose your own 71 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: hell hale. Yeah right, that seems like a very basic 72 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 1: human right, all right? And now last, but seven fish 73 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: in your bath if you think him least it's Mark Gagliardi. 74 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: Hello Linguini lover. Where am I gonna get the best 75 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: pizza in this damn town? Uh? Best pizza? And last, 76 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: it depends on what you're looking for. If you want 77 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 1: a Chicago style pizza, you go to Masa and Echo Park. 78 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: If you want a New York style pizza, you go 79 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 1: to Pizza Bella, which is in the back of a 80 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: liquor store at the corner of Hollywood and UH or 81 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: Franklin and Highland. I realized that the back of a 82 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: liquor store is a strange place to get a pizza, 83 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,479 Speaker 1: but it is wonderful pizza. There's also garage pizza, which 84 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: is very good. My friend Jason Batton, who used to 85 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: work with me at Pizza Bella, started that place. Uh. 86 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 1: He has a big sign over the door that says 87 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,039 Speaker 1: we import our water from New York. He does not 88 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: import his water from New York. But people go there 89 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: because there is a sign that says that he imports 90 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: his water from New York. But it is a fantastic 91 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: pizza pizza. I can't believe, you know, garage pizza. Garage 92 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: pizza is fantastic. Yeah, I love him. Yeah, the the 93 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: misnomber of the the New York style pizza being best 94 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: only in New York because of the water there. Jamie 95 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 1: and I got to see the original owner and operator 96 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 1: of Joe's Pizza in New York. Um. He now has 97 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: several locations in Los Angeles because he moved to Los Angeles, 98 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: his first one being in Santa Monica. It's still there, 99 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: I think on Broadway around second and Um. Jamie asked him, 100 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: so do you import the water from New York? And 101 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 1: he said, I used sent him on a of water. 102 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: What's the matter with you? What this is not the water, 103 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: It's not the word. Yeah, he was not affecting of voice. 104 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 1: He's actually from Italy. So here we go. 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There's a little 113 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 1: meet and greet beforehand and at the conclusion, and otherwise 114 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: you're just hanging with us as two are, and that 115 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: would be Mr Prado and Ms Ashley Um. We're hanging 116 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: up with us today. Head don't know what the patron 117 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: dot com slash Alchemy there. If you'd like to suggest 118 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: a scene suggestion via email, please do so all. I 119 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: love to read them, Chris loves to log them. I think, 120 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: head on over to uh write us at alchemy this 121 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:07,160 Speaker 1: email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy. This email seen 122 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: one comes to patron v I P. Courtney R. Who wrote, 123 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: hey there, Kevin Um or whomsoever reads this on the air. 124 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: Now there's no air. You guys rock keep kicking ass 125 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: and making laughs. By the way, my favorite Kings English 126 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 1: spelling of the word favorite part of being a patron 127 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: member is the alcaminnis. Thank you James Heeny for creating 128 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: that universe um and continuing to do so. Just imagine 129 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: a distilled third of an episode with all the usual laughs. 130 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: You can imagine how that alone is worth the price 131 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: of a cup of coffee. Oh that's very very sweet 132 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: of you, Courtney. Are on the meat of the onto 133 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: the meat of the mail. My scene suggestion is the 134 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: welcome wagon. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, 135 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: thank you, and big big love from the UK. Courtney 136 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: will who neu. I'm so nervous, so nervous. I'm excited 137 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: and nervous. I'm excited and nervous. I could be both 138 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: at the same time. And excited ner I'm excited and hungry. 139 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: I'm so hungry when I'm so excited, I'm so so hungry. 140 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: But I think I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna 141 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: say welcome or like or you've arrived you love that. 142 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say hey there, everybody, Hey there. Maybe get like, 143 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: I don't know, meatballs on Texas toast. I don't know. 144 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to 145 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,439 Speaker 1: say welcome. You're gonna go hey there, Oh, this is god, 146 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: this is scog and then we're gonna let them know 147 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: how stringent this program really is. We have rules, we 148 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: have protocols, and if they break them, they will break 149 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: them them. That's good, but that's why he came here. 150 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: Welcome there, this is my printed I'll receipt, and there's 151 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: a barcode at the bottom. I'm jacky, I'll take that. 152 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Actually, we have rules here, and if 153 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: you break them, we break you. Oh wow, this is 154 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: this is serious, I guess y retreat. Oh, you've agreed 155 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 1: to not consume anything but water and the food that 156 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: we provide you, which is mostly okay. Now, I'm going 157 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: to get into shape by the end of this. That's 158 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,320 Speaker 1: up to you. That's up to you. We will be 159 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: having meatballs on Texas toast. That is not for you. 160 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: That's a little bit of what I like to call 161 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: temptation temptation Island. Welcome to temptation Island. When we welcome 162 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: there into that pen and wait around with the other piggies. Okay, 163 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: what's most important to us is that you come out 164 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 1: of here stronger in the mind. Your body means nothing 165 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: to us, but your brain means everything to us. I 166 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: paid to have my body chiseled into better shape. You're right. 167 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 1: Let me just be honest. Then I did. I did 168 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 1: bring some boost with me. I didn't think that that 169 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:24,600 Speaker 1: had calories in it. Okay, yeah, again, dry, I didn't know. 170 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, we have to give you a 171 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,319 Speaker 1: nickname before you enter the pen. I'm gonna call you 172 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 1: um slops, perfect slops. So what nickname did they give you? Razor? Razor? Yeah, 173 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: they gave me razor. When why do you think that 174 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: that one? Probably because I'm sharp. You know, usually the 175 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,240 Speaker 1: term is sharp as attacks, so you I would think attack, 176 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:59,720 Speaker 1: But Razor, did you shave when you were there? Uh? 177 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: I didn't do. I look like I've got some stubble. No, 178 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,440 Speaker 1: you look like you don't have stubble, which is making 179 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 1: me think you shape while you were there. Oh? Um, okay, 180 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: because you don't believe racers and they call me slops. Okay, 181 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: I got the nickname below, honey, not slops. Okay, Okay, 182 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,560 Speaker 1: So that one went well. I think this next one 183 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be less, less, joyful, more not stirred. I 184 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: don't want to be mean your business off the top, 185 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 1: business off the top, but then maybe joyful at the end, 186 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: little at the end, and they feel good about being 187 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 1: here for an entire fifteen days. Hi, hello, hello, hello, Hi. 188 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: I have a piece of paper with a barcode on 189 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: the bottom. I'll take that. Uh oh okay, um, well 190 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 1: my my name's my name is Dave. Um not anymore. Dave. 191 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: Let me you that we have rules here and if 192 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: you break the rules, will break you. This This is 193 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 1: a this is an aggressive way to begin a retreat. 194 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: Well that's how we decided to do it this time. 195 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 1: And no, I don't know if it's a misstep. I 196 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,439 Speaker 1: mean you, you've been doing the ear wasay, sir, right, 197 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: and look at you and at you And I didn't 198 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,640 Speaker 1: even want to I didn't even want to come. My 199 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 1: kids made me come. I didn't even want to be here. 200 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: And and it's already starting off with such hostility. You 201 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: know what, I think I'm gonna go. I think I'm 202 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: gonna go. No, No, let's me lay eyes on you. 203 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,520 Speaker 1: You can't leave that's one. That's one of the rules. 204 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:45,319 Speaker 1: What what None of this was in the website. Third 205 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: rule is if I can lass at you, keep you here, 206 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: I go. Why don't you name him? Why don't you 207 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 1: don't give him a nickname before I sent him into 208 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:04,280 Speaker 1: the pens. Absolutely, I'm going to call him cheeks cheeks. Hi. 209 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: Checking in my barcodes on my phone. Welcome, you need 210 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: scor no no no, Um your shirts off and I 211 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: could see your six pack. Um, yeah, Sin is glowing. 212 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: You look extremely hydrated. I'm one of the instructors. Oh 213 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 1: my gosh, and you guys are a couple of piggies, 214 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,760 Speaker 1: a couple of little piggies getting the pig pan. O. 215 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: What do you mean? You know what I mean stuff 216 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 1: because it's temptation for everyone else. I mean, we are 217 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: hearing is on, going, going, going, going. Look my cereal 218 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: bowl of cook right. Your name is Wilbur. Your name 219 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:03,880 Speaker 1: is Wilbur, and your name is sal. I'm sucking with you, guys. 220 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, oh my god. So you don't 221 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: work here. No, I do work here. I was working 222 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: with you when I said again in the pig pen. Okay, 223 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: you've really messed with our mentals, and now I feel weak. 224 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 1: Did Jerry send you? I mean, what what? What's this text? Jerry? 225 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 1: I thought he owned this establishment. I'm Jerry, Guys, I'm 226 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 1: oh my god, Jerry, you're a couple of little piggiest 227 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: piggies in the Jerry, please, my kids sent me here 228 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 1: for a fifteen day retreating. It's been three years. I 229 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: haven't seen the light of day. I I don't, I don't. 230 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: I've withered away to nearly nothing. I've cleaned everything you 231 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: have to clean. I've I've buffed every every inch of 232 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 1: your car. I don't know what else I can do 233 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 1: to get to leave this place. Jerry, please, Okay, I 234 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: heard that as snort, snort, snort. I'm not a pig. 235 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: I'm a human. Jerry. Let me let me see your abs. 236 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 1: I mean, if I lift up my shirt, you can 237 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 1: actually see my heart beating. Okay, I have no muscle 238 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 1: power left, so you won't see abs. But if I 239 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 1: if I suck in my breath really hard, you you 240 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: can see my individual vertebrae. Do you think you're ready 241 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 1: to go home? I'm so. I've been ready to go 242 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 1: home for two years, three hundred and fifty days. Well, um, hello, Hi, 243 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: did you need to talk to Ashley? I'm I'm her boyfriend. 244 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: Do you did you need something here? Can't keep it down? 245 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: Did you need something? You're my wife? Was a Oh 246 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,040 Speaker 1: my gosh, this is weird. Hi, Okay, yeah, I'm a 247 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: story I was told was your kids sent you away 248 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 1: to a piggy camp and then you pick that you 249 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 1: became an actual pig. So I met actually at church 250 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: and now we have sex every day. I just want 251 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: to see my family, sir. I can see Why is 252 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: your shirt moving? Because you can see my heart through 253 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: my shirt and my skin. I'm who's at the door? 254 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god? Is that my Brian? 255 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: Is that my little Brian? Brian? Come here, someone's here 256 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 1: for you. Hi, Hi, Brian, It's it's Oh my god, 257 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: it's me your dad, It's it's it's not it's Jack. 258 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 1: I'm not Jack Skellington. No, No, my name is Cheeks. 259 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: He's gone. He's gone. Um look, man, I don't know 260 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: what to say to you. Son of a you, son 261 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,879 Speaker 1: of a bitch. We're doing the right thing with these camps, right, 262 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: I'm not seen. Scene two comes from patron Alcmaniac Kevin 263 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: Product who wrote way back in February, how about it's 264 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day Eve and the chocolate bandit is up to 265 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 1: no good? Audios. Well, listen, I made reservations at a restaurant, 266 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,480 Speaker 1: as I do every year. I got you flowers. I 267 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 1: got you a heart shaped box of candy. I don't 268 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: know what else it is I can do hunt you. 269 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,360 Speaker 1: You know, every year it's a fucking disappointment. And every 270 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,440 Speaker 1: year I think I'm gonna get it right this year, 271 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: and I suck at this. So can we not fall 272 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:09,679 Speaker 1: for this holiday made up by the Hallmark organization? I love? Well, 273 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,239 Speaker 1: it's like I'm talking to myself. Well, you're talking to 274 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: your wife and her sister. So if she's not going 275 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:19,680 Speaker 1: to speak up, I will. Why don't you not? Why 276 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 1: don't you not be one of those guys that says 277 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: it's made up by Hallmark? You know what I mean? 278 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,120 Speaker 1: And just use this day as a day to just 279 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:33,920 Speaker 1: thrust and spray and splush love all upon your wife. Okay, Well, 280 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 1: I'm all about the thrust thing and this s in 281 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 1: this playing, especially this playing. Um, but why only once 282 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:46,119 Speaker 1: a year? Why not once a month? Great question? Now 283 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 1: I could let your wife speak for herself. She wants 284 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 1: to h Darling. Nope, she's not ready and that's her choice. Now, 285 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 1: you didn't just marry her, you married into the family. 286 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: And you know we have three sisters. So I'm gonna 287 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: call out team and out Tina. Tina has a couple 288 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: of words on her thoughts on Valentine's Day, Right, Tina, 289 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,560 Speaker 1: you want to talk to me about Valentine's Day? I mean, 290 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't now he thinks that it's a it's a 291 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: it's a fake holiday made up by a big corporation. Really, 292 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: like saying Valentine didn't even exist, like he's not the patron, 293 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: saying of love, like Cuban doesn't wields an arrow, Like 294 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: all of that isn't true. Let's not even talk about 295 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 1: the Valentine's Day bunny who drops off chocolates at everyone's doorstep. 296 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 1: That's the bunny. That's the bunny I want to talk about. Yeah, yeah, 297 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 1: I can't seem to get this chocolate thing right. Well, 298 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 1: I can give you one hint. If you don't believe 299 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:50,439 Speaker 1: in the chocolate laying funny, it won't come. Sure, But 300 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: is there a difference between like say, Whitman's Sampler and Russell. 301 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: That's that's your wife. You know what, are you gonna 302 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 1: say it? Okay, I'm just gonna say it. I am 303 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: really upset. I thought that you'd be able to turn 304 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 1: this holiday around. Do you remember the last time you 305 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 1: got me chocolate? Charles? Um, yes, I do remember. It 306 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: was just and I presented it to you and I said, 307 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 1: Charles chocolate. Yeah. It was Christmas. It was an advent 308 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: calendar and it was filled with catshit. Now it ended 309 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,440 Speaker 1: up looking like cat shit. I don't know if it's no, no, 310 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 1: no ship sold I don't know. But this was supposed 311 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 1: to be a big day. It's Valentine's Day, and you're 312 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,359 Speaker 1: not even gonna make up for the I'm gonna let 313 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: my sister's hand. No no, no, no, honey, honey, States 314 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,399 Speaker 1: Stays Stays. Talk to me, listen. I'm I'm sorry that 315 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,399 Speaker 1: I can't get behind this annual fucking celebration of nonsense. 316 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,200 Speaker 1: I love you every single day of the year. If 317 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: you need me to prove it more often, I'm also 318 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 1: down with that. I just don't want to give into 319 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,399 Speaker 1: big business and big corporations. That's all. That's all I'm fighting. 320 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 1: You don't want to you don't want to give into 321 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: big business. And you buy your toilet paper? Where do 322 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 1: you where do you buy? Where do you buy all 323 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,960 Speaker 1: your food? And how about those those clothes you're where 324 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: your clothes that you're fully closed? Sir? Did you make 325 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 1: that yourself? Did you make that camera outside? Is that 326 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 1: the first of all? That's camera? Don't you talk badly 327 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: about that? Okay, listen, Charles, today is Valentine's Day eve. 328 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 1: That means you have a handful of hours to make 329 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 1: this right. Yes, so thanks for getting to me early 330 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,440 Speaker 1: to make sure I didn't funk it up yet Again, 331 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 1: that's appreciated in the pool. We will be in the pool, 332 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: of course, so you are a last minute too, huh yeah? Yeah. 333 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: I mean why does CVS even sell Valentine's Day Ship? 334 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 1: I know, I know it's a made up They always know, 335 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,000 Speaker 1: they always they know when it is. They know everything 336 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,879 Speaker 1: CVS no everything. I mean, have you seen the Russell 337 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 1: Stover ever go over? Well? How are they in business? 338 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,879 Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a Whitman sampler. How is Russell 339 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 1: Stover still in business? Heart shaped box? Did you ever 340 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: last minute? Or Russell Stover? I mean, there's no quicker 341 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: way to break up any relationship. You guys need help 342 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 1: find anything? Yes, yes we do. Thank you. If anything 343 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,400 Speaker 1: we have is on the shelves, that that is your help. 344 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 1: That is the help. Yeah, yeah, I mean whatever what 345 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: you see is what you get. Can you help me 346 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,040 Speaker 1: behind the lock and key so I can get some 347 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 1: advl PM about that? Scott, Um, I have to get 348 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: a manager. You don't have a key, um not to 349 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 1: the aville. How long have you worked for Scott? Scott? 350 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: How long have you worked just a second, Scott, answer 351 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 1: me seven years? Seven years? And at what point do 352 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,239 Speaker 1: you think they're going to give you a key? Um 353 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,399 Speaker 1: m from now? Yeah? I I caught a bust with 354 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: three transfers while you thought about your answer. Okay, a 355 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day present. No, I needed to talk to you. 356 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: Excuse me, you the Easter Bundy. I got some words 357 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:25,960 Speaker 1: for you of of the volatized day chocolate Bunny. You 358 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: you're messing all all night. You're messing up all my all, 359 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,679 Speaker 1: your what, all your fucking what what am I messing 360 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 1: up for you? You come days in advance of me, 361 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: days months even. You are John the Baptist to my Christ. 362 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 1: You know that you are the You are the herald 363 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: of what of chocolate to come. That's what you are. 364 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,119 Speaker 1: You know what people don't write. You know whose la 365 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,479 Speaker 1: People don't sit on the chocolate Bunny. That's whose laugh 366 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,080 Speaker 1: they don't sit on. You know why? You know who 367 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: they wanting to see. They're wanting to see Cupid on 368 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,399 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, not the chocolate Bunny. A second tier and 369 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: that's why we're kicking you out. I'm second tier because 370 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: of you, because you've stole my whole thing. I've been 371 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: here for the very beginning and you didn't come here 372 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,920 Speaker 1: until after Jesus died. I've been here BC baby, So 373 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,159 Speaker 1: technically the whole bunny thing is mine. The bunny thing 374 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: is yours. The chocolate Bunny free dates, Christianity, free dates, 375 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 1: sake Valentine's Day. Oh hi, Charles, I'm sorry about earlier 376 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,879 Speaker 1: when me and my sisters were getting on you. I 377 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,200 Speaker 1: just got out of your pool. Do you have a 378 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 1: you have a towel because right now I have no 379 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: towel on it. You came down to the pool without 380 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 1: a towel. Yeah. Hey, I know we're hard on you, 381 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,639 Speaker 1: just you know, I want what's best for my sister. 382 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,920 Speaker 1: Are we gonna again. Is that what this is about. 383 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,200 Speaker 1: That's what I would like to happen. That's what I 384 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 1: was hoping what happened? And you know, I just put 385 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: that I put on a show. I put on a show. 386 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: Yeah you do, and it's a great show. And I 387 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 1: don't know why we yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So stay 388 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: in the pool. I'm gonna go get my suit and 389 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 1: then we're gonna do pool sex. Tina's still in there, 390 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 1: so can we pretend like we're wrestling or something and 391 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 1: do that? Okay, let's Tina cannonball. I was trying to 392 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 1: keep my hair dry. Why it looks so cute when 393 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: it's wet. I know, but the chlorine is bad for 394 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: my color, and I need I need this amber to stay. 395 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 1: I know you do, You're like really needed to stay. 396 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 1: I really do, because me as my original blonde. It's 397 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 1: dusty and I just look like a little sad mouse 398 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 1: and I want the dust fire. The phone is for Tina. 399 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: The phone is for Tina. I'll tell hey, Tina, there's 400 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,200 Speaker 1: a phone call for you, apparently on that on the 401 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: landline in the house. Oh no, yeah, I brought you 402 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 1: a towel if you wanted to just go get the phone. Mmm. 403 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 1: I have this kind of thing where I'm like, no 404 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 1: phones on weekends. You know what I mean? If you 405 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 1: need business hours because I don't have a job, so 406 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 1: I need something to do during the week days. Right, Well, 407 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,679 Speaker 1: it might be a job on the phone. But if 408 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,439 Speaker 1: it's she doesn't need the phone, and we could just wrestle, 409 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:19,040 Speaker 1: but it wouldn't be weird. Scott. Can you come here 410 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 1: for a second. Yeah, I have a seat in this chair, Yes, Scott, 411 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:39,919 Speaker 1: in this chair, Scott, I'm getting Oh. I just couldn't 412 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 1: keep it off of my face, could i? Scott? You 413 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,200 Speaker 1: waited seven years in an additional eight and there it 414 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: was the day cool. But first you must answer these questions. Three. Okay, 415 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna place this box right in front of you. 416 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: The keys to the advil PM are in this box. Scott. Okay. 417 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:09,480 Speaker 1: Your first question, if a customer comes in and can't 418 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 1: find what they're looking for, what do you do? And 419 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 1: Thomas on the shelves. That's the correct answer. Your second question, 420 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: if it's not on the shelves and they still want it, 421 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: what do you do? They say, how good you have 422 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 1: a manager, but they never do That's the correct answer, Scott. 423 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 1: The third question, Scott, what's your biggest dream to print 424 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:51,560 Speaker 1: the longest receipt of all time? You know what, Scott, 425 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: this key is yours. It's inside this box, and I 426 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:06,119 Speaker 1: will give you this box in eight years. What but 427 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,920 Speaker 1: you hold onto this case, Scott, Oh, so tell me 428 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,879 Speaker 1: all about it. What did Charles do for you last night? Well? Um, 429 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: the truth, he really was. I don't know. It seems 430 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 1: like he was glowing at the beginning of the night. 431 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 1: He just radiated like we were it kind of like 432 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,240 Speaker 1: he usually does after we had sex a long time ago. God, 433 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 1: those were the days. But then he fell asleep pretty promptly. 434 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm packing all of my things. I 435 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 1: think I need to move in with you and Tina. 436 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: That's a good idea. I think it's a great idea. 437 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,480 Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Yeah, for sure, that's a good idea. 438 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:51,600 Speaker 1: We do have another roommate, though, you do. It's not 439 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,400 Speaker 1: just me and Tina. Well, I don't I know about 440 00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: this well, because some people treat it's a little different, Lee, 441 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 1: But it loves us just as much as we love it. 442 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: You know what, I'll stop beating around the bush. This 443 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:14,200 Speaker 1: is chocolate Bunny. Hi, Chalco Bunny, This is my sister. 444 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,240 Speaker 1: It's so nice to me. I can see the resemblance. 445 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: You all look so much alike. Oh my god, my 446 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 1: husband was right about what it is a knockoff holiday. 447 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 1: Look at her. You're supposed to be. You're supposed to 448 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: be the chocolate barring from Valentine's. Yeah, the chocolate buddy 449 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,440 Speaker 1: from Valentines. I have polka dot patches on my hip 450 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 1: and elbow. I have a peak, fuffy screen generic and 451 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,840 Speaker 1: I'm looking for name brand. You know you see that 452 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 1: car outside? Um, yeah, it's and it's special. You know 453 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: it's name brand. It's name brand, and you you're They 454 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,080 Speaker 1: should have come up with something different. You know what 455 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 1: name brand is Santa? What named brand does Santa? Christmas? 456 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 1: Bitch Christmas? Don't don't hurt you're wrestling me. You're biting 457 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: the chocolate are delicious? Hi on what can I find 458 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: neo sporn? You know sporing? Yeah? Where can you find it? Yeah? Um, 459 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 1: I'll four if we have it. If we don't, then nowhere. 460 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 1: M hmm. What time do you get off? Never? I'm 461 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 1: always here, but if I don't leave, um, I mean 462 00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: technically we're open, so we can't do anything about it. Okay, okay, yeah, 463 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 1: m hmmm, I guess let this walk around. Then I'll 464 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: see you a little bit. Um, if you need any 465 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: of the good chocolate, we have an under lock and key. 466 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 1: Now that is seen too. Scene three comes from listener Katie, 467 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 1: who wrote, I love you also very much? Is it 468 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,040 Speaker 1: weird when people say that? I'll leave some space for 469 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:41,680 Speaker 1: your response. Um, do we think it's weird when the 470 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,960 Speaker 1: listeners say they love us? I don't think that's weird. 471 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: I think it's incredible. I love it. Yeah. I mean 472 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:55,120 Speaker 1: we should start naming the ones we love individually. Blanket. 473 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: I think a blanket we love you all two is 474 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:06,200 Speaker 1: kind of instantly horseshit I recognizably is she goes on. Okay, 475 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 1: my suggestion is a rule I remember from preschool. You 476 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 1: know what. I'm sorry, I said she I don't know 477 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: what Katie identifies as Katie goes on. Okay, my suggestion 478 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: is a rule I remember from preschool. No sharing snacks 479 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: unless you brought enough for everyone. Sincerely, Katie in Sacramento, California. 480 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:36,520 Speaker 1: What do you What are you eating for lunch today? Human? 481 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: But of course right we eat human for lunch every day, right, 482 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: But I mean, is there a lunch pail or something 483 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,560 Speaker 1: that you could open up and we could maybe share 484 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 1: or swap some items. Oh, here we go. You didn't 485 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 1: pack a very good lunch today, and you want to trade? 486 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,720 Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't pack it. My mom does, 487 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,840 Speaker 1: so I'm always looking a get rid of it. Well, 488 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 1: let's see what I have in mind. I mean, what 489 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,560 Speaker 1: kind of trades are we talking here? Whatever you want 490 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,800 Speaker 1: to maybe get rid of. Let's see what's in here? 491 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got a construction worker in here. 492 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,320 Speaker 1: Looks pretty good, you know. Still are they still wearing 493 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,600 Speaker 1: their hard hat? They're still wearing their hard hat? Yeah, yeah, 494 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,040 Speaker 1: but you can take it off. It's you know, like 495 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,600 Speaker 1: you don't eat the peel on a banana or you know, 496 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: and not normally. But um, once I did so. Um 497 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,040 Speaker 1: what else? I got a construction worker? I have? I 498 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: have a pair of teachers. They share a class They 499 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 1: used to share a classroom together, you know, before they 500 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: climbed up here and everything. You know, Curiosity gets the 501 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,600 Speaker 1: better of everybody. I guess, yeah, I might want to 502 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: swap for one of the teachers. What do you have 503 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 1: in yours. Yeah, I got a balloony sand much and 504 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:09,759 Speaker 1: apple slices. You've got a bologna sandwich and apple slices. Yeah, 505 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,920 Speaker 1: it's so exotic, isn't Yeah it sounds good. Let me 506 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: take a look. I mean they're teeny tiny slices already brown. No, no, no, 507 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:28,879 Speaker 1: what what? What? What? What? What? What? We weren't doing 508 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,160 Speaker 1: any what? What? Oh? You weren't doing anything. No, we 509 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,840 Speaker 1: weren't doing anything. It's just we're just having our lunch. 510 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: Do I need to point out the rules of Mountaintop 511 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:43,480 Speaker 1: Elementary to YouTube? Right? Yes, all of them read it 512 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,439 Speaker 1: to us. I'm not I don't work for you. I'm 513 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:54,520 Speaker 1: the teacher here. Okay, yeah, Mrs Cresterton my favorite student. Yes, 514 00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:01,240 Speaker 1: actually verify that these little giants, we're trying to share 515 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:08,800 Speaker 1: snacks and they didn't offer me anything. And you know 516 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,320 Speaker 1: I got a big football game later. I need the fuel. 517 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 1: He needs the fuel, These little and these little giants 518 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,960 Speaker 1: no better. Number four states no sharing snacks. Read it 519 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:31,879 Speaker 1: with me, you or everyone? Yeah, football head, you want 520 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,120 Speaker 1: some stitches to go with that snack? Yeah, you can 521 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:42,800 Speaker 1: take what you think, baby, lineout principle, it's a principle. 522 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,960 Speaker 1: Oh no, Oh he's I think he's just walking by. 523 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 1: Oh no, he's coming in. He's coming in, he's coming in. 524 00:35:50,600 --> 00:36:08,560 Speaker 1: He's here. Hello children. For somebody sharing snacks without bringing 525 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 1: enough for everyone? I mean no truth. I mean I 526 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,760 Speaker 1: I just had my lunch. If there's a bloomy sandwich 527 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:28,600 Speaker 1: and apple slices and everything, is this a human child? 528 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 1: Biggest human child? It was hard to determine the difference 529 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,959 Speaker 1: between a little giant and a big human child? Big 530 00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,919 Speaker 1: human child. I was told I was big for my age, 531 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,480 Speaker 1: but you are big for your age. Would you like 532 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 1: an apple slice? Sir? Apple slice? For what floss? Am? I? Right? Principal, Harry, 533 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 1: I brought an give me a pound, you're a kiss ass, Principle. 534 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:12,800 Speaker 1: Perhaps we could have a a parent conference with this 535 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,320 Speaker 1: child's parents to see whether or not he is human 536 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:26,359 Speaker 1: or a little giant. Well that's fine, okay, but I've 537 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,760 Speaker 1: got to go to my office to see my sketching. 538 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,480 Speaker 1: So what was the first day like in this exchange program? 539 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,520 Speaker 1: I mean, you don't seem like you had a very 540 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,120 Speaker 1: good day at school, sweetheart. It's not that I didn't 541 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,440 Speaker 1: have a good day, It's that I didn't understand most 542 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,759 Speaker 1: of everything, and I don't think I was looked at 543 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:55,200 Speaker 1: as an equal or I belong. And also, I'm sure 544 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,840 Speaker 1: you're jill self conscious about it. You're going to have 545 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,399 Speaker 1: to learn a lot about a new culture. We start 546 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,479 Speaker 1: with the apple slices. Please, I think if I'm gonna 547 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:08,759 Speaker 1: fit in, you need to put your back into it. Really. Yeah, 548 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,360 Speaker 1: but instead of phoning in packing my lunch, well, I 549 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,640 Speaker 1: thought that it was good. And I know you're busy, 550 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,160 Speaker 1: and I know you have a lot of responsibilities what 551 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,640 Speaker 1: with me as an only child, and you know you 552 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:26,360 Speaker 1: work at home, but maybe you could start quote unquote 553 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,360 Speaker 1: kicking some ass. I mean, that's not the way that 554 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 1: we do it here at the Feldman's house. We're kind 555 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,000 Speaker 1: can I also ask how much longer will be at 556 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:40,000 Speaker 1: the feldman So let me get this straight, big kid, 557 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,880 Speaker 1: you're part of an exchange program. Are you telling me 558 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,719 Speaker 1: there's a lot of big people like you that live 559 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:54,879 Speaker 1: somewhere else? I find that very hard to believe, right, classmates, Yeah, okay, Well, 560 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,759 Speaker 1: first of all, we live at the Feldman's. Oh you're back? 561 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,839 Speaker 1: Oh okay, Sorry, I got confused, Okay, because I thought 562 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:08,719 Speaker 1: the oh, never mind, it's it's him. Okay were you Yes, yes, yes, 563 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,399 Speaker 1: I'm big kid. I'm big kid. Now I have a name. 564 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what to call you. Monstro, Monstro, Montro. 565 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,600 Speaker 1: Why is there ooze and guts stripping out of your 566 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,120 Speaker 1: lunch bag? Why is your lunch bag so big? Yeah, 567 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,440 Speaker 1: it's bigger than a house. Well, it's got to be 568 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,080 Speaker 1: that big to contain the humans I eat for lunch. 569 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:42,359 Speaker 1: What are humans for lunch? That's gross, that's illegal. Well, 570 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,800 Speaker 1: my cop, I didn't ask to be bust to this school. Okay, 571 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,040 Speaker 1: we're part of it. You signed up for the exchange program. Yeah, 572 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,279 Speaker 1: I guess so, but I didn't. I specifically didn't has 573 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,680 Speaker 1: to be bust. Alright, fine, you're here. So what's one 574 00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,839 Speaker 1: thing we could teach you about way we do things? 575 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 1: And one thing you could teach us? What do you 576 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,040 Speaker 1: want to know about us? Oh? We could teach him 577 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,160 Speaker 1: the hokey pokey. Oh yeah, I love the hokey pokey. 578 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:14,000 Speaker 1: Watch the hokey pokey. It's a dance. It's really easy. Okay, 579 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,520 Speaker 1: you two are cute, you said at the same time. 580 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,840 Speaker 1: Shut up, God quit. It's really easy to put your 581 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 1: right hand in okay o oh no, Monstro, I would 582 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 1: like to see the principle right now of this giant school. Okay, 583 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,080 Speaker 1: be careful to take me to the principal police. Okay, 584 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,319 Speaker 1: just give me one second. You'll know when he's coming. 585 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,160 Speaker 1: Un principle, we have, Um, it appears to be a 586 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:52,520 Speaker 1: piste off human who wants to speak to you. Get 587 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,200 Speaker 1: ready for this. It's pretty wild to me. I'm used 588 00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,319 Speaker 1: to it because I'm also big. I'm a teacher here, 589 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,759 Speaker 1: so you can come right in. Oh, okay, you can 590 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,560 Speaker 1: just head it, head up. I'm just just right around 591 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:13,319 Speaker 1: the corner, yep. Okay, um, but but let me let 592 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,759 Speaker 1: me quickly. I gotta run down the hall and use 593 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:24,759 Speaker 1: the use the bathroom first. See that that is that's 594 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:30,239 Speaker 1: pretty char That is pretty hope. He's back, he's big. Okay. 595 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: That that was the fastest I've moved in years. Ah, 596 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,000 Speaker 1: you must be the problem. You must be the human 597 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 1: mother father, father, father. It doesn't matter, though, it doesn't matter. 598 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,799 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Listen, we don't have here in giant land, 599 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 1: thank god, because I would like to not be compared 600 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,600 Speaker 1: to giants. All right, it doesn't matter. I want you 601 00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,320 Speaker 1: to start treating my kid with respect. I caught my 602 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,160 Speaker 1: child sneaking back into the other school because they didn't 603 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,600 Speaker 1: feel accepted here. Really, well, look, I'll have you know 604 00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:14,719 Speaker 1: that my own son, Monstrou is part of the exchange program. Uh, 605 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,040 Speaker 1: here's a here's a picture. He doesn't he doesn't fit 606 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: in the frame. That's just a picture of a Torso 607 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:28,759 Speaker 1: that's that's a portion of my son. So I can 608 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,480 Speaker 1: I can identify now. I guess what you could do 609 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,239 Speaker 1: is help me out as a dad. How can I 610 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,680 Speaker 1: prepare my kid to fit in? I brought I sent 611 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,480 Speaker 1: apple slices in Bologna, and all of a sudden, I'm 612 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:48,480 Speaker 1: a bad guy. I will working dad. So I understand 613 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:55,280 Speaker 1: you're staying with the Feldman's. They're really kind there awkward, 614 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,000 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how long we're gonna be there. 615 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,879 Speaker 1: They're they're big donors to the Giant School. So um, 616 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,800 Speaker 1: they have both human and giant blood. So you know 617 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,840 Speaker 1: that they're a big part of of doing this exchange. 618 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,839 Speaker 1: I thought they were just tall, but that makes sense. Well, 619 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,320 Speaker 1: if if your trial brings apple slices, it's got to 620 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,920 Speaker 1: be enough to share with the entire classroom full of 621 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:28,320 Speaker 1: little giants, and they would take an orchard. Well, O, 622 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,800 Speaker 1: Hey Brian. Heidi, Um, that was really cool doing the 623 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,319 Speaker 1: hokey pokey earlier. Um, just real quick, I know you too, 624 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,040 Speaker 1: or like whatever? But um, Heidi, Monstro wants to know 625 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,080 Speaker 1: if you want to go to the dance with him? 626 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,839 Speaker 1: What what Heidi's Heidi's micro? Where's monster to talk to him? 627 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: Right now? Hold on, hold on, calm yourself, cool man, 628 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,799 Speaker 1: what do you think? What do you think you're gonna do? Too? Monstro? Also, 629 00:43:52,840 --> 00:44:00,879 Speaker 1: what about Heidi's choices? Heidi? Um, yeah, I am well 630 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,399 Speaker 1: it's interesting because I really like your personality and I've 631 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:15,120 Speaker 1: known you for way longer. Did she answer you? I 632 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,080 Speaker 1: want to go to the dance and put my whole 633 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:22,840 Speaker 1: self and my show. You just you just stepped in Heidi. 634 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:35,960 Speaker 1: O peel her off of my boot. I'm so sorry, Hid, 635 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 1: I understand. Oh man, Now I can't go to the 636 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:50,000 Speaker 1: dance at all. My limbs are flattened like pancakes. Talk. 637 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,000 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with that rock? What do 638 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,160 Speaker 1: you think you're gonna do with that rush? Quiet? He's 639 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,520 Speaker 1: not looking. Give me a sling shot? What give me 640 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,480 Speaker 1: your sling shot? It's yeah, all right here it is. Thanks. 641 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:11,919 Speaker 1: Let me inflate you again, Heidi, my first kiss. That's 642 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:18,399 Speaker 1: our show. Wow, that is the sweetest and saddest first 643 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:27,040 Speaker 1: kiss I've ever heard. Yeah, sweetest and sadness. Um, let's see, 644 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,840 Speaker 1: should we This is the normal time we say goodbye, 645 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:38,640 Speaker 1: but I'm wondering. As a special gift to the Alca maniacs, 646 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,480 Speaker 1: I think we have one left, we invite Kevin Prato 647 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,920 Speaker 1: into the zoom for the goodbyes. The problem is that 648 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,920 Speaker 1: recording the recording. Yeah, it up, he's not in the 649 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,560 Speaker 1: zen caster. Sorry, Kevin, hold hold your horses. Damn it, 650 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,400 Speaker 1: I never remember how this works. Yeah. That really was 651 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:06,200 Speaker 1: a sweet, silly, funnier though. Um. All right, we'll start 652 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,320 Speaker 1: our thanks with James, since he was so very kind 653 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,960 Speaker 1: to point out once again how I ruin everything. You 654 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,480 Speaker 1: don't ruin anything, Kevin. You give it a little special flare. 655 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,920 Speaker 1: I think there's just enough time if you go online 656 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,840 Speaker 1: to west Side Comedy dot com and buy your tickets 657 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:31,080 Speaker 1: to see Alchemy This Live. It's on Sunday, April third. 658 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,160 Speaker 1: I know I had it right. It's the Sunday eight pm. 659 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,960 Speaker 1: Come check it out. We're gonna record live. We'd love 660 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: you to be there. Uh yeah, go to the website 661 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,239 Speaker 1: if you can in time and check, because I think 662 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,320 Speaker 1: we're on earlier than eight o'clock because we insisted on 663 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,839 Speaker 1: going on before the stand up show, and I think 664 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,680 Speaker 1: April's when we start doing that, so but you'll you'll 665 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,600 Speaker 1: know that. And thank you for the plug, James. That's 666 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,719 Speaker 1: very hopeful. Mark Gagliardi, Yeah, man, thanks for having me. 667 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,640 Speaker 1: You guys are so fun. Uh, this was a delight. 668 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,560 Speaker 1: Listen we got this. Yeah, we got this with Mark 669 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,560 Speaker 1: and hell please listen to that podcast. And Mark, you 670 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,279 Speaker 1: were at one of the live shows, in fact, the 671 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,280 Speaker 1: last one at the stage there at the West Comedy Theater. 672 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,879 Speaker 1: You can tell the folks just how damn fun it is, y'all. 673 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:21,759 Speaker 1: It is such a delight. It is in beautiful Santa Monica, California. 674 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,480 Speaker 1: It's a beautiful theater. Everyone that works there and attends 675 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,560 Speaker 1: the shows is beautiful. And when you come see the show, 676 00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,640 Speaker 1: you will be beautiful too, not that you aren't already, 677 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,920 Speaker 1: but you'll be even more deluxe beautiful. And the bonuses 678 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,520 Speaker 1: you get to enter through the urine soaked alley. That's true, 679 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:44,360 Speaker 1: the beautiful urine soaked alley. Yeah, that right there in 680 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:49,799 Speaker 1: Santa Montica, thank you Mark, first of all, Toronto. Yeah, 681 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,160 Speaker 1: you know, speaking of that show, I was, I was 682 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,840 Speaker 1: just looking around our Patreon page and I came across 683 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,640 Speaker 1: the video that James posted and I watched a few 684 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,840 Speaker 1: minutes of it. Really funny, dio. Mark cracked me up 685 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,760 Speaker 1: when you called in Batman into into the office because 686 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,839 Speaker 1: he was moonlighting as a therapist. You had to be there, 687 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,040 Speaker 1: or if you're a Patreon member, you can go watch 688 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,359 Speaker 1: it right now. Is that right, James, that's absolutely right. 689 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,000 Speaker 1: We're all on stays, Caroline, Conner and Mark and it's 690 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,840 Speaker 1: a it's a good time. Was It was fun to 691 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,840 Speaker 1: watch that video. Thanks for doing that, James. And also 692 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,759 Speaker 1: um Kevin Prado, like Kevin Pollock, I'm with you. That 693 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,920 Speaker 1: would have been a cool idea to have him in 694 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,359 Speaker 1: at the end. And I wouldn't have remember the zen 695 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,240 Speaker 1: Caster audio situation either. So I'll just say thanks againing 696 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,520 Speaker 1: Kevin Proddo for being here, for being a supporter, of 697 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:44,160 Speaker 1: being a friend, perfect, Thank you, uh an O, g Alcmaniac, 698 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,600 Speaker 1: Jackie Gonzalez to Ruth Yo yo, thank you so much 699 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,200 Speaker 1: for being here. Thank you for having me. It's always 700 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: very fun and very silly and Uh, I like. I 701 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,200 Speaker 1: like being here. It makes me happy for the rest 702 00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:04,280 Speaker 1: of my day. Well, thank you, And where might folks 703 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,000 Speaker 1: find you? I'm not Jackie to Ruthy on Instagram and 704 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:12,120 Speaker 1: I'll post things there of shows and stuff. Well see, 705 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,560 Speaker 1: and I'm I'm tricky on too. When this, you know, 706 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,400 Speaker 1: when we record, it's a little different than when it airs, 707 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:23,399 Speaker 1: usually a week. Yeah, you're so in advance. Well, if 708 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,239 Speaker 1: you went to to a live show last week and 709 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:32,840 Speaker 1: saw me. Thanks, Um. I can't think of anything in 710 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:37,640 Speaker 1: the in the future future, just this weekend. It's well, 711 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,160 Speaker 1: you're officially invited to join us April three if you'd like. Oh, 712 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: no pressure, just the invite, just float that. Yeah, I 713 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,200 Speaker 1: know I need someone to sit in for me because 714 00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,600 Speaker 1: I'll be in New York. But we'll talk about this 715 00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,080 Speaker 1: off the camera and recording device. Yeah, she likes it. 716 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:05,160 Speaker 1: I mean, hey, Mikey, she likes it. Uh, James Ceney, 717 00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: I thank you. I think I thanked everyone. Yeah, sweet, um, 718 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,759 Speaker 1: let's thank you. Mr Doug Bane, the engineering producer to 719 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:23,080 Speaker 1: the start. I heart Media. I'm your host. Kevin pobably 720 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,880 Speaker 1: remind me to please be kind to each other. Go 721 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,960 Speaker 1: out of your way. If you can let somebody know 722 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,520 Speaker 1: it's okay, it's gonna be okay, or it was okay. 723 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,360 Speaker 1: I tell everyone you've ever known all about us until 724 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,000 Speaker 1: next time.