Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important of production of I heart
Speaker 1: rating the show where we only talk about what's obviously
Speaker 1: most crucially important today on this is important. When's the
Speaker 1: last time you saw a fucking owl? You prick the strip?
Speaker 1: Tacos must be an aphrodisiac because I want to funk everything.
Speaker 1: Where is a vagina located on a chicken? We're wearing kilts?
Speaker 1: Steve doesn't have anything on underneath. Let's go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're in it, baby, good, Here we are. What's
Speaker 1: up new to kick us off? Thank you, Thank you, Blake,
Speaker 1: You're welcome, guys. I'm so happy to see you. I
Speaker 1: love my friends. Guys. We should all take a group
Speaker 1: vacation together. And I'm dead serious about this. I was
Speaker 1: just in Mexico. Chloe and I were looking for wedding
Speaker 1: venues because our wedding venue here in California just up
Speaker 1: and canceled all events for one So that's sick, sick,
Speaker 1: butth hole and uh so we go to down in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Nobody's there. It's a fucking empty resort. There was like
Speaker 1: there was like a hundred and seventy rooms at this
Speaker 1: resort and there's maybe ten rooms full and it was insane,
Speaker 1: and everybody's like, it's the most socially distanced I've been
Speaker 1: since this whole goddamn thing started, including inside of my house.
Speaker 1: Where in Mexico? What city? We went to a Punta Meta,
Speaker 1: which is beautiful and like no one knows about it,
Speaker 1: which was awesome. And then we went to Cabo and
Speaker 1: that was a little more crowded, but still not bad
Speaker 1: at all. No, it's right by uh part. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought when I looked it up on the map, it
Speaker 1: looked like it was by Saluito, which is I've been
Speaker 1: there and it's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah it was. It
Speaker 1: was super gorgeous. So we're, yeah, we might get married there,
Speaker 1: we might get married in uh Cabo. We don't know.
Speaker 1: But it was I was like, the whole time I'm there,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is anyone in a just fucking escape
Speaker 1: from l A great movie get away like the rest
Speaker 1: of the world that you can be away from people
Speaker 1: and you could be in paradise financially, some people can't.
Speaker 1: Some people are just here, I think, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are working essential jobs, yeah,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people are working for just off
Speaker 1: their computer. You can do that anywhere, dude. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Find your beach digital nomads. The last vacation I went
Speaker 1: to was Salualita, right before they locked us down in America,
Speaker 1: and it was like, we're locking ourselves down, Kyle, it's
Speaker 1: not they We're all in this together. Knock Kyle. Kyle's
Speaker 1: out and about. I love it the verbage we're getting into.
Speaker 1: Let's get into verbage. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: My point was that it was cheap as fuck, so
Speaker 1: it was the best. Huh yeah, I know. That's all.
Speaker 1: It was cool about Puntamita. It was like, I'm at
Speaker 1: a nice resort, right, Like, it's a nice, yes quality resort.
Speaker 1: It's a St. Regis. It's St. Regis. Yeah, And beers
Speaker 1: were four dollars American like from the resort bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: four bucks. I'm like, this is a fucking steel at
Speaker 1: a resort. That's at a resort. If you go outside
Speaker 1: of the resort and do the Airbnb thing or that thing,
Speaker 1: it's it's free, dude. They pay you to get drunk.
Speaker 1: It's Paco's baby. Yeah, they pay you to get drunk.
Speaker 1: Could you give me that was me for sure? I
Speaker 1: want to say that the Four Seasons MAUI Like at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the pandemic, they were like, you can
Speaker 1: come here for a month and it would cost the
Speaker 1: same as it would be like for a week, which
Speaker 1: is like a week is expensive obviously, but like if
Speaker 1: you stretched that over a month at the four seasons,
Speaker 1: not bad. Yeah, what's up with Hawaii? Can we go
Speaker 1: over there now? Or Hawaii's green light? It's green light? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're not fucking around. You gotta stay pretty locked
Speaker 1: down if you're an hotel, Is it one of those
Speaker 1: quarantine situations where you have to stay in a hotel
Speaker 1: for like fourteen days before you can even go out.
Speaker 1: I believe. So that's what I'm doing up in Canada
Speaker 1: right now. My parents went. They didn't have to fourteen days.
Speaker 1: They told you that. Yeah, yeah, I think we're spreading
Speaker 1: some false information. I bet podcasts are going to fucking
Speaker 1: flag our asses. I love to be educated to flag
Speaker 1: me bitch. I got a friend who just moved there,
Speaker 1: and she said, you had to lock it down for
Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought that
Speaker 1: was a case, but maybe maybe she was talking about
Speaker 1: like a dude, she locked down a dude. Oh, it
Speaker 1: was a love lockdown situation. I had to lock it down.
Speaker 1: I had to lock it down for two weeks. I
Speaker 1: i went there, I had to lock it down for
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, Adam, I would love to go
Speaker 1: on a friendship vacation. Honestly, Mexico is kind of my
Speaker 1: retirement plan. I'm trying to be a Mexican brother. I
Speaker 1: told Chloe on more than one occasion how much I
Speaker 1: think Blake would love Mexico specifically, because it felt it
Speaker 1: didn't feel Cobo just felt like southern California right right.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is like Newport Beach South.
Speaker 1: It's a vibe, which I'm down for. Nueva Porto, sure,
Speaker 1: which is very nice. But Puttomita felt like, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is Mexico. This is cool. I'm so jealous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the best. It's not ni It's nia Reet is
Speaker 1: where it is saluita nia reet. That's where I think
Speaker 1: all those words that you just said sound real to me,
Speaker 1: and I believe they roll off your tongue and you
Speaker 1: are speaking my language. Baby. Let's get there, Yeah, get
Speaker 1: your bum down there. Man, it's so sick. As long
Speaker 1: as they understand Margarita, I might not come back. Brother,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I didn't want to when I went
Speaker 1: down there. I was down there for three weeks and
Speaker 1: it was like I had my wife, my kid down there,
Speaker 1: and it was like, no, man, I'm on the internet.
Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. I'm doing notes on cuts, like yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need to go anywhere. Yeah, it's great. Did
Speaker 1: you eat shrimp for every meal? Was it just shrimp? Well?
Speaker 1: I made the mistake when I went down there. And
Speaker 1: then it was like this awesome like taco stand on
Speaker 1: the beach. So we're like at the resort. So we're
Speaker 1: sitting there and was like it's beautiful of the sun setting,
Speaker 1: the birds are cocaine and uh. And I was like
Speaker 1: they had just this monster Margarita list and I'd lock
Speaker 1: eyes with Chloe and I'm like, yo, let's take down
Speaker 1: this whole list. And she's like, let's do it like
Speaker 1: a two straws per kind of situation. We're like, you
Speaker 1: guys are taste testing, like we each have one and
Speaker 1: then we like kind of trade okay, And so we
Speaker 1: marched down the list of like legit maybe almost twenty
Speaker 1: and we didn't do it exactly count. It was just
Speaker 1: eyeing it. I'm getting so excited. Margarita's how we were
Speaker 1: so fucking drunk that diabetes. Dude, I'm still gonna send
Speaker 1: it like ruined the next day, Like the next day,
Speaker 1: I was like that. I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: the most hungover I've been. My head was just like
Speaker 1: when Kyle said a few podcasts ago, like why he
Speaker 1: quit drinking is because the hangovers were so bad. If
Speaker 1: we wanted to take like an ice pick to his
Speaker 1: skull or whatever he said. I've never experienced that. Normally,
Speaker 1: my I can shake off a hangover within a couple
Speaker 1: of hours. Ye, you're a trooper. It was like a
Speaker 1: day and a half catching up. Yeah, that's my guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the age is starting, and you're one of my best
Speaker 1: drinking friends. To be honest, you are great at it.
Speaker 1: Put them back. Thank you. I Yeah, I do pride
Speaker 1: myself on how much I could how much alcohol I
Speaker 1: could throw in my system. So what what happened on
Speaker 1: that hangover day? Did you have ship that you had
Speaker 1: to do or was it just a wash? No? I
Speaker 1: went and did all kinds of ship. We went and
Speaker 1: we looked at at another property and like toured the
Speaker 1: thing and then and then you know, I just regrouped,
Speaker 1: re gathered and hit it again. Yeah. Hey, nothing like,
Speaker 1: don't do what we did last night. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: Well it was the only I was like, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I did a workout the next day to
Speaker 1: try to shake it off. We go, I puked in
Speaker 1: a bush like I did a body weight workout on
Speaker 1: the beach and was just like, so sick. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: is so sick when he pukes, He's very sick. No,
Speaker 1: that's rap. It's poisoned. Yeah, he's in fact poisoned. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, you know what I need to
Speaker 1: Maybe if I have another drink, it will make me
Speaker 1: feel good. And Chloe's like that's an insane thing to say,
Speaker 1: like and then of course I had one drink, felt great,
Speaker 1: had three more, felt really great. Yeah, my boy. That
Speaker 1: for the youth of America. If you feel bad, just
Speaker 1: keep drinking allegedly, just cut it. Have any of you
Speaker 1: guys been to Mexico City. I have not. I think
Speaker 1: I want to do that. Um. I flew into there
Speaker 1: because we had to. When we went from Punta me
Speaker 1: to Chicago, there was no direct flight. You had to
Speaker 1: fly weirdly, you had to fly all the way to
Speaker 1: Mexico City and then turn around and fly all the
Speaker 1: way and don't go. Man, Just from the little window,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the smoggiest city I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my life. It's worse than flying into l
Speaker 1: A when it's at its smuggest. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is truly yuck mode. I'm with you. I know that's gross,
Speaker 1: but I kind of want to see what's up in
Speaker 1: underneath that smog, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 1: want to go to New York in seventy seven and
Speaker 1: see what that was like. Yeah, I hear, it's awesome
Speaker 1: over there in Mexico City. Well, it was gigantic. It
Speaker 1: was like huge, just like fifteen million people. Right Like
Speaker 1: when you fly into l A, you can see the
Speaker 1: outskirts of l A. I mean it's far, but you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a giant city, but you could see it. You
Speaker 1: can see the mountains. You're like, they're those outskirts out
Speaker 1: there skirting. You can see the mountains and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's skirting out there. With Mexico City. I saw skirts,
Speaker 1: so no skirt skirts, not even like mini skirts, zero skirts.
Speaker 1: It just capt going. Uh. I haven't spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time in Mexico. I didn't know how much of
Speaker 1: it was really a thing. The car server so I
Speaker 1: took us from the hotel to do resort, was like,
Speaker 1: do you guys want to go to the um pharmacy?
Speaker 1: And I'm I don't you know. I'm like not a
Speaker 1: pill guy, So I don't even know that that's a thing.
Speaker 1: So I was like, uh, and Chloe needed like toothpaste.
Speaker 1: She forgot toothpaste. I'm like, I guess, yeah, if it's
Speaker 1: on the way, we'll stop and uh. And so he's like,
Speaker 1: I got you, and he took us there, no toothpaste
Speaker 1: and it's just like a wall of drugs and then
Speaker 1: they hand me a a menu and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: do I get into drugs on this trip? Would they
Speaker 1: have to offer you? They had everything, dude. They had Zanex,
Speaker 1: which I've never really fucked with, but I know people love.
Speaker 1: They had pain pills that I don't funk with, but
Speaker 1: like I know people do. And then they had steroids,
Speaker 1: which I was like, real close, how do they like
Speaker 1: label them? Are there like sections? Yeah? There was like
Speaker 1: pain killers, like a picture of like a buff dude.
Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, this is the steroids over here.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, let's not bury the headline. What
Speaker 1: was up dick pills? Yeah, yeah, they had dick pills.
Speaker 1: They for sure had dick poles. Yeah they got that right, Chloe,
Speaker 1: go get in the car. Yeah, it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, it would be hilarious if we got like
Speaker 1: a thousand tickpills that gave it to people as jokes.
Speaker 1: That'd be that'd be hilarious. Frank wards, and then I
Speaker 1: give you guys each like two dick pills, like as
Speaker 1: a joke. Hey, what happened to the other nine hundred
Speaker 1: and nine dick pills? At him? I don't know, Please
Speaker 1: touch it, it's gonna explode. That'd be a cool wedding
Speaker 1: though everybody's end. I'd be down for that, dude. When
Speaker 1: I lived in Orange County, Like, that was one of
Speaker 1: the first things I did when I moved down there
Speaker 1: was go to Mexico strictly for pain pills because I
Speaker 1: just wanted I loved him. I absolutely fucking loved pain
Speaker 1: pills and they sold him for nothing. Yeah that's sad. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't funk with I don't really funk with pain pills.
Speaker 1: Remember when I broke my ribs jumping on a trash
Speaker 1: can when we're filming Workaholics, like or I cracked the
Speaker 1: ribs we do we do, remember super hurt. And then
Speaker 1: he gave me some big, fat, fucking pain pills, and
Speaker 1: then I forgot to take them. I was just like,
Speaker 1: as they're so fucking tough, dude, are tough as nails.
Speaker 1: It's not that I just was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: these in my body. I only like them because I
Speaker 1: have had obviously a lot of injuries to my bodies.
Speaker 1: I don't I only like them for the first few
Speaker 1: days when the pain is like intolerable, But then after that,
Speaker 1: I don't like feeling I'm already a certain amount of dumb,
Speaker 1: and I feel like pain pills dumb you down even further.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm not trying to go to like
Speaker 1: true ignoramus levels. I like to keep my my level
Speaker 1: of dumb. I dug him so much, I mean, and
Speaker 1: I still really dig him that so much that I
Speaker 1: don't take them because of that, because what what's the like,
Speaker 1: What's what does it answer? What's it tick him? I
Speaker 1: just love the way it makes you feel like you
Speaker 1: just get stuck to the couch. You feel like kind
Speaker 1: of like vibro, like a little like be and like
Speaker 1: strange and ship and it's like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just dig it. Like when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: I broke my arm and I never took the pain
Speaker 1: pills when I needed them. I saved them for after
Speaker 1: I was healed, so that I could get the full
Speaker 1: feeling of the pain pills because I just love him.
Speaker 1: I dug the way it made me feel. You just
Speaker 1: started breaking your arms, just taking hammers to his shins.
Speaker 1: That's what I broke him a few times in high school,
Speaker 1: and I saved him and I would always get reloaded
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And then my girlfriend had back issues,
Speaker 1: so she had a whole bunch of like sola coating
Speaker 1: and ship and she would hook him up. You started
Speaker 1: kicking her in the bag. Would specifically only date women
Speaker 1: who were previously injured and had pain pills. Well, she
Speaker 1: hooked it up. Yeah, Kyle would cruise the nurse's office
Speaker 1: being like, has anyone recently hurt themselves? You're looking real
Speaker 1: pretty today. You're beautiful. Let me carry you up those steps,
Speaker 1: give those crutches a break. So the main headline is
Speaker 1: it made you feel vibro, and yeah, it made me
Speaker 1: feel vibra, like I really dug it. Yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: we are quoting you as saying it makes pain pills
Speaker 1: make me feel vibro. Yeah. We gotta get some merch,
Speaker 1: some like wraps, some like ace bandages that just say vibro.
Speaker 1: I went on a fucking family cruise to Mositlan, Porta,
Speaker 1: Viarda and and Cabo, and I bought fucking pain pills
Speaker 1: there too, and I put him in my jacket. I
Speaker 1: got a big old bag. I got him for nothing,
Speaker 1: put him in my jacket pocket. And as I was
Speaker 1: walking back onto the boat with my family, they were like,
Speaker 1: they patted down my pocket. And I was like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: your family did know the fucking the guys that were
Speaker 1: like making sure you didn't bring anything in cruise control
Speaker 1: and they found this bag of pain pills and they
Speaker 1: took it. They took it. They took it from me,
Speaker 1: and they took my name. And I did that ship
Speaker 1: on the slide like nobody in my family saw this happen.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, okay, Kyle, that episode did not
Speaker 1: get my beggar hard I knew you were too vibro
Speaker 1: on that on that trip, dude, to talk to you,
Speaker 1: I was bombed because I was like I couldn't get vibro.
Speaker 1: And then I like, at the end of the trip,
Speaker 1: we were all waiting to d board the ship or
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and they called my name over the intercom.
Speaker 1: They're like, Kyle newit check come to customers. Did you
Speaker 1: win something? My god? And I was like, and my
Speaker 1: whole family, my grandpa, my fucking They're like, what's going on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, come with me, because because I needed
Speaker 1: I knew I was about to get fucked, and so
Speaker 1: I like, I on the way over there, I talked
Speaker 1: to my mom. I was like, look, I I smuggled
Speaker 1: some pain pills back in. I have some pills that
Speaker 1: I thought were going to get my peck her hard.
Speaker 1: But she's a sweetheart. I know at dinner last night,
Speaker 1: you were way too vibra. All right, No, she was cool, man.
Speaker 1: She honestly like vouched for me and got me off
Speaker 1: the hook. And I just wasn't what did she vouch
Speaker 1: for you? Meaning like, oh he needs pain kills? This
Speaker 1: guy's No. We came up because I was dating a
Speaker 1: girl that needed pain pills at the time, and so
Speaker 1: we came up with a plan that was like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that I got this from my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and my mom actually might have not even known that.
Speaker 1: I might have been lying to her and saying like,
Speaker 1: I got this from my girlfriend, can you please help me.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was illegal, Kile I didn't like
Speaker 1: the podcast. Isn't illegal? I think statute limitations player it's
Speaker 1: all good. No, I mean, like, is it illegal to
Speaker 1: go and buy medication down there? And come people do
Speaker 1: it all the time. I don't think it's illegal, but
Speaker 1: I think you have to have some kind of proof
Speaker 1: that you need this drug to come back into America.
Speaker 1: We were also I was seventeen at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were a kid, So that's another thing, right right.
Speaker 1: I was like because the list was fucking extensive, and
Speaker 1: if Chloe was like, yeah, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: What are we doing we have it was like right
Speaker 1: when we first got to Mexico, now we're just in
Speaker 1: this pharmacy instead of on the beach, and she's like,
Speaker 1: let's get out of here, and I'm like, hang on,
Speaker 1: I'm reading this. I'm reading this list. I was like,
Speaker 1: you can get true steroids. I was thinking maybe we
Speaker 1: all I bring them back and as like a uh,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of a fun thing that we do
Speaker 1: on the podcast. We all take steroids for a month
Speaker 1: and see who has the biggest arms and lemmings. No,
Speaker 1: we see who's got the smallest mouth, whose nuts shrink
Speaker 1: the most. We'll all measure our nuts and then at
Speaker 1: the end of one month of taking steroids, re measure
Speaker 1: our nuts and see who shrunk the most. We'll post
Speaker 1: and we'll have people vote on who has the smallest nuts.
Speaker 1: What do you measure them? That's not like a no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I do vote vote no, no, We measure and then
Speaker 1: we have people vote on like cuteness or like cuteness
Speaker 1: of the nuts, or we have people guestimate how many
Speaker 1: wrinkles we have combined in our scrow. Is that a
Speaker 1: real thing? Steroids shrink your balls? Is that real? Like
Speaker 1: the real thing? Well? That's is that real? Bad? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm going off of like eighties like Saved
Speaker 1: by the Bills shipped from later. I'm so excited. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jesse in her diet pills damn legendary. Yeah, I bet,
Speaker 1: I bet that's some good diet pills too. Dang, I
Speaker 1: fucking blew it. I should have been buying it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could have had some shredders. But I think we
Speaker 1: found a venue for the wedding. It's going to be.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be kicked. Do you want to announce it
Speaker 1: here and the date and everything? Yeah, address, Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: like to tell everybody before I fully tell Yeah, before
Speaker 1: you've talked it over with. We made a full decision.
Speaker 1: Cool baby. I already said it on the pod. We
Speaker 1: have to do it. We have to do it there,
Speaker 1: we have to me and is going to be pissed
Speaker 1: if it is the wedding going to be brought to
Speaker 1: you by me, and it's it's sponsored by our sponsors,
Speaker 1: it's manscaped, it's brought to you by beast Mode. That's smart.
Speaker 1: And do you Adam take me Andy? And now the
Speaker 1: ring presented by Tishi because your ass needs to be washed,
Speaker 1: and now the ring brought to you by Ring. Our
Speaker 1: weddings are too damn expensive for what they are, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Thank you, Kyle. Now finally we're
Speaker 1: getting into it. It's it's a machine. It's a whole industry.
Speaker 1: Now and someone said it, thank god, the cakes. It is.
Speaker 1: It's expensive, the cakes, and you have to go to
Speaker 1: the certain people that work with the venue and they
Speaker 1: really just hold you over a barrel. Finally, someone taking
Speaker 1: the wedding industry to task. And the dick pills you
Speaker 1: have to buy for your entire wedding. Pill the dick
Speaker 1: pills you have to buy for the entire I mean,
Speaker 1: it will be fun when I buy us all dick
Speaker 1: pills and make us take them one hour before the ceremony.
Speaker 1: That'll be a Sarah Mooney, be your own weight, dude.
Speaker 1: That will be tight, just to fucking and we're all
Speaker 1: wearing like kilts, like those super those white dude weddings
Speaker 1: are like, we're wearing kilts. Steve doesn't have anything on underneath.
Speaker 1: Fucking that would be so funny if you like orchestrated
Speaker 1: the outfits that we had to wear so we couldn't
Speaker 1: protect our boners and then spiked our fucking spiked us
Speaker 1: with boner pills. Is a wedding and we're all standing
Speaker 1: up there like fucking protect your bonus. Twenty Margarita's make
Speaker 1: sure you lick the salt. Okay, lick the salt, and
Speaker 1: he made us wear these linen white pants. He made
Speaker 1: us wear these meandes. Alright, it's a beach wedding. It
Speaker 1: makes sense. He really wanted us in all linen everything. Bro,
Speaker 1: are you are you hard right now? I've been hard
Speaker 1: all weekend. Something that's made my peck or hard. It's hurdy,
Speaker 1: won't go down and hurt, hurt. I just want to
Speaker 1: be flacid. The shrimp tacos must be an aphrodisia, because
Speaker 1: I want to funk everything. Seriously, though, how were the
Speaker 1: shrimp tacos? Seriously? I want to know, real good though,
Speaker 1: thank you for being serious about that, and I'd like
Speaker 1: to answer that also seriously really good? Was that? The
Speaker 1: number one stunner like was that the go to the
Speaker 1: tacos the there was like a dope taco stand right
Speaker 1: on the beach and night one and uh yeah that
Speaker 1: I was like a real banger. There's also some like
Speaker 1: cool local restaurants that we went to that and put
Speaker 1: to me too. We gotta you rented a golf cart
Speaker 1: for like forty dollars a day or something very reasonable,
Speaker 1: and uh, you're you're able to drive it into town
Speaker 1: and ship and yeah, which a few local restaurants. It
Speaker 1: was fucking awesome. It was. It was so cool. I
Speaker 1: can I cannot wait to go back with all of
Speaker 1: you guys, can't wait to be there. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn it into a vacation. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: for four extra days on the back and there we go,
Speaker 1: my guy, tbh ttll good idea? Can I join you?
Speaker 1: Do you want to like entertain my kids or some ship?
Speaker 1: I would love to be the babysitter. Thank you, dude,
Speaker 1: that's cool, Mr Nanny. I'm down. I'm down. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys, yesterday I fucking divined it. Oh you you
Speaker 1: almost killed someone? You almost died yourself? Did you? Did
Speaker 1: you almost fight someone almost? I was on a bike. No,
Speaker 1: I was. I took like a pre workout at four
Speaker 1: pm when I was doing a little workout and uh
Speaker 1: I fell asleep at six am. You fell asleep at
Speaker 1: six pm six am? Okay, holy it was one of those. Well.
Speaker 1: I will say things affect you a lot, like you
Speaker 1: don't like you don't really smoke that much weed, you
Speaker 1: don't to do that many energy drinks, because I think
Speaker 1: things affect you greatly. Right, Is that a fair assessment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I do, but so I usually do like
Speaker 1: a workout around nine am, nine thirties, so I'll take
Speaker 1: it then, and I don't have trouble sleeping. But dude,
Speaker 1: fucking after four I was wide awake. It was a nightmare. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I worked out last night at like eight o'clock and
Speaker 1: took pre workout right before. And guess what, guys, you're
Speaker 1: doing your your potion. No, I I stopped. I'm three days.
Speaker 1: I'm three days without the potion. Oh, good god, man, good,
Speaker 1: good job man. I get a lot of people like
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, great job. The pod is so cool,
Speaker 1: but like, what's up with Adam? Is he serious? Or
Speaker 1: is that a bit like we're worried about? Does he
Speaker 1: seriously kick ass? Seriously awesome? I think the Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of people are hitting me up, going seriously awesome.
Speaker 1: However you want to spin it, Yeah, however you want
Speaker 1: to spend it. But a lot of people hit me
Speaker 1: up and say like they're honestly worried about you, and
Speaker 1: why are they going through you? Yeah, well, I think
Speaker 1: the ruga Lloyds are like I'm just talking to them.
Speaker 1: They're they're kind of the bitch of our fans. They're
Speaker 1: like the bitches of our fans. They're motherly. However you'd
Speaker 1: like to spend it, I'm just relaying the message, and
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you've stopped. You well, I have. I
Speaker 1: have stopped for three whole days. Uh so that's uh,
Speaker 1: that's it's been going great. That's good. Well, Dur's I
Speaker 1: can speak to like. I'm a good sleeper. I can
Speaker 1: fall asleep stud very well. I hate the feeling of
Speaker 1: being restless and not being able to go to bed.
Speaker 1: That's why I will admit I have tried cocaine once
Speaker 1: in my life and I absolutely hated it because I
Speaker 1: could not fall asleep and it drove me insane. Nah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean this was a step down from that. Actually
Speaker 1: it might not be. It's called like, it's this pre
Speaker 1: workout that I grabbed. I usually do this other brand,
Speaker 1: but I ran out and I just went to g
Speaker 1: n C and got it's called lit af Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's cocaine. That's it's a gummy worm flavor. It's insane.
Speaker 1: I fucking love pre workout stuff. In another life, I
Speaker 1: feel like I would have been a cocaine Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I just you know, I just don't like the feeling.
Speaker 1: If you were more in your prime in the eighties,
Speaker 1: you would be coached in the wall. Yeah, I'd be
Speaker 1: coach to the max for sure. Well, cocaine also fucking rules.
Speaker 1: It's so dope. Yeah, it's really dope. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never done it. Yeah, I love that ship. Yeah
Speaker 1: you've never done cocaine me. Yeah, I'm so glad you haven't.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Can you? My whole thing is like,
Speaker 1: I'm just not a hard drug guy, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine me on cocaine? Yes? Have you seen
Speaker 1: American Psycho? You'd be Patrick Bateman. You would be up
Speaker 1: for a week straight, you would. You would just see
Speaker 1: a bag of cocaine and all of a sudden just
Speaker 1: starts sprinting somewhere. Oh man, you gotta try it. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think there's needs to I'm not really interested in.
Speaker 1: I wonder what drug I would want to do? Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You should do some micro dosing of shrooms.
Speaker 1: I think that might do. Yeah, the silly cybin bro Oh,
Speaker 1: you've you've never done mushrooms either, Hunt Jersey, No, gosh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: mushrooms are my favorite drugs. I will say I haven't
Speaker 1: done like all the drugs, but I've done a fair
Speaker 1: amount of drugs, and mushrooms are for sure my favorite.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. Yeah, they and that's just you just you're
Speaker 1: just hallucinating and going, wow, look at that possum over there.
Speaker 1: But really it's like cocoa. It's not that psycho. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's very rarely, you're very rarely seen ship.
Speaker 1: But you have to take a lot. But I mean
Speaker 1: I used to do a lot of mushrooms in high schools.
Speaker 1: Hey kids, Uh, if you want to get ahead and
Speaker 1: life allegedly, yeah, yeah, I probably did like twenty five
Speaker 1: times in high school. And who's counting, Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: mean dozens, like a couple dozen probably, And uh it's
Speaker 1: and then less as i've gotten older, just because you know,
Speaker 1: you just kind of do less drugs. You have things
Speaker 1: to do. But it's just the fucking best. It's you.
Speaker 1: You laugh so hard. Colors are more vibrant. And I
Speaker 1: just started, not just started, but I've like two years ago,
Speaker 1: I went to a buddy's birthday party and we all
Speaker 1: micro dosed and out in the desert and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I was like I don't know if I really want
Speaker 1: to be on mushrooms right now. This is more of
Speaker 1: a party atmosphere I'm trying to Is that the Friday
Speaker 1: that you were there and I came on Saturday? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You came the next day and I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I really want to do this, and
Speaker 1: are buddy whose birthday was he was like, it's a
Speaker 1: micro dose. It's not the same. You're not going to
Speaker 1: trip balls. It's just kind of the fun effects where
Speaker 1: everything you're just giggly and uh, everything's um like in
Speaker 1: super focus vibrant. Everything's vibrant, the colors are are on
Speaker 1: and popping, and I'm like, all right, I'll give it
Speaker 1: a go vibro and I was fully vibro, fully vibrate vibro.
Speaker 1: And so then we took it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: why am I not doing this every day right when
Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning. Allegedly, Well, that was
Speaker 1: the thing. I didn't do strooms until micro dosing became
Speaker 1: like an idea, because before it was like just fucking
Speaker 1: take the eight to the dome and it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: so scared of doing that because I already have a
Speaker 1: vivid imagination, very nervous as to where I'm gonna go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're talking about colors, and I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: colors are they're doing their thing already for me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's why I stayed away from the hallucinogens and all that,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, dude, I'm already like fucking pretty vibro,
Speaker 1: like just walking around. You know, there's no doubt in
Speaker 1: my mind about that you are vibra. Yeah. But the
Speaker 1: the micro dosing with something else, like that's like it's
Speaker 1: cool because you can just take a little tiny drop
Speaker 1: and then like you're like, do you think that dude
Speaker 1: mic Row has his own line of micro rhodes? I hope.
Speaker 1: So it's a dirty job, dirty job. It's the hat
Speaker 1: I got mic rho doses. That'd be fucking sick. Damn,
Speaker 1: you're onto something on something. Well. I feel every time
Speaker 1: I've ever done mushrooms, like a real amount of mushrooms,
Speaker 1: not just like a little micro dose. I always think
Speaker 1: like that you've you haven't figured out. Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: universe ship becomes clear to you. You're like, yes, you
Speaker 1: know what, I understand it now, And then as soon
Speaker 1: as you get sober again, like six six, eight hours later,
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fund did I have figured out?
Speaker 1: Yea son of a bitch? And actually, uh, me and
Speaker 1: my homie Austin, who you guys know, we actually back
Speaker 1: in the day when we're like nineteen years old, we
Speaker 1: filmed ourselves tripping so we could look back and be like,
Speaker 1: well that then we'll look back and kind of know
Speaker 1: hopefully maybe we said something to where we could figure
Speaker 1: it all out the universe basically, and then we just
Speaker 1: went back and looked at It's like an eight hour
Speaker 1: tape of us just like touching the popcorn ceiling on
Speaker 1: our shitty apartment and being like, whoa, You've got to
Speaker 1: feel the state of mind. Man, she's just children poisoned
Speaker 1: feeling walls. I got to see those tapes. What about LSD?
Speaker 1: Have have you guys ever fucked with LSD or oh
Speaker 1: that I've done a ton of Yeah, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: that's regular brothers went right to asset spinal tappen. Well
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. I was tripping, like my my
Speaker 1: pops was like LSD was my favorite drug, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, really, well that was a more of
Speaker 1: a seventies drug. I mean, people still obviously still do it,
Speaker 1: but like that was big in the seven. I've never
Speaker 1: done it again. That feels harder to control than silly side.
Speaker 1: But it just feels like it's not gonna be a
Speaker 1: mushroom mushrooms. You see how much you're ingesting and it
Speaker 1: was just grown from the earth like with acid, Like
Speaker 1: when you do it's like they put it on a
Speaker 1: tab or I've seen people. I've never done it myself either,
Speaker 1: but like they put it on a gummy You're like,
Speaker 1: you don't know how much they accidentally squirted from their
Speaker 1: little uh droplet. It feels much more of like a
Speaker 1: medication laboratory thing than anything else. You know. By the way,
Speaker 1: this laboratory you're imagining is like some fucking dank, funky
Speaker 1: ass kitchen where they're like pulling it all together and
Speaker 1: you might die, you might not. Yeah, this isn't Cow
Speaker 1: State Berkeley. Brother, just put some paul olive in there
Speaker 1: to give us some texture, little slickness to it. Put
Speaker 1: some die in it. Yeah. My dad said something like
Speaker 1: he was like when when you were born, Uh, I
Speaker 1: was so worried that I had been doing too much
Speaker 1: acid and I was going to like you were going
Speaker 1: to come out fucked up, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: and you did. Yeah. I think he's onto something burning
Speaker 1: others feels good. Bro. He made me a cake for
Speaker 1: my birthday this year, like right before I came up
Speaker 1: to Toronto, the cause of diarrhea, and it says Happy
Speaker 1: Birthday from your arugaloids. And it's a fucking like cool
Speaker 1: ass confetti cake and he put a rugola on the
Speaker 1: outside of it, and he put it on the icing
Speaker 1: and ship and I was like, wow, you put a
Speaker 1: rugola on the cake. That's really cool. And my mom's
Speaker 1: like yeah. I had to talk him out of like
Speaker 1: actually baking the arugula into the cake, and I was
Speaker 1: like really, and my Dad's like, I wanted to do it.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. It would have been fantastic case
Speaker 1: of yeah exactly, that is really swed big shout out.
Speaker 1: I forget your birthday is day, So your birthday is
Speaker 1: coming up in a just a few yeah, like four days.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do, bro, You're like, should we? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, yeah, I'll have to do it when I
Speaker 1: come back because I am currently in Toronto in an
Speaker 1: apartment quarantining by myself. How long are you up there for?
Speaker 1: I'm up here for about three months, come back in
Speaker 1: April months. That's not that's not too bad. I have
Speaker 1: to quarantine for fucking this is day two. Canada makes
Speaker 1: you quarantine for fourteen days. That's rough with like armed
Speaker 1: guards out there now no arm guards, But there's a
Speaker 1: hefty find if you get caught. So, like, I think
Speaker 1: the personal fine is a thousand dollars or whatever, but
Speaker 1: the company's fine is a million. But isn't that worth
Speaker 1: the rush? That's worth the rush of running around out there?
Speaker 1: The company's fine is a million dollars. Yeah, So you
Speaker 1: don't want to be that guy that like fully just
Speaker 1: fox the production up because you had to go get
Speaker 1: a cheeseburger somewhere, you know what I mean. So you're
Speaker 1: not gonna send it. I'm still gonna send it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna send it. I'm gonna ask somebody to send
Speaker 1: it to me via instat cart. Yeah. That that that's
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm going to Charleston here in about a
Speaker 1: month now. And I don't think they make you do
Speaker 1: ship like I've been talking to people, like, it's fully open.
Speaker 1: You can do what you want. You gotta kiss this
Speaker 1: just don't catch COVID basically, and I'm gonna be out
Speaker 1: there for six months shooting Righteous Gemstones. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to come visit. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: guys are doing o there, but we're like taking tons
Speaker 1: of breaks, like every like two weeks. They have like
Speaker 1: a week off built in. Oh well, I mean it's smart,
Speaker 1: especially if there's no real regulations of people coming in,
Speaker 1: because you will get postponed because the new rules of
Speaker 1: the film industry is like you will. But that's the
Speaker 1: dumbest thing ever. You're gonna give everyone a week to
Speaker 1: go funk around and like be social. That's stupid. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have things, you're gonna get somebody's gonna get it right,
Speaker 1: So you might as well not have those breaks because
Speaker 1: you're gonna have those breaks at some point. Anyway. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think all of this ship is insane. We should
Speaker 1: be shooting in a bubble. Just know that, for sure,
Speaker 1: we're going to try to get everything done in however
Speaker 1: long it three, three or four months, however long it
Speaker 1: will actually take us to shoot ten episodes, It'll take
Speaker 1: us four months. But just know that there will be
Speaker 1: at least a month of delay because someone's gonna get COVID. Sure,
Speaker 1: you know that's what I'm not looking. They've already delayed
Speaker 1: production for two weeks, so I came out here two
Speaker 1: weeks later and I'm I'm like, I can't really do
Speaker 1: the whole postpone, so we gotta be fucking good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're fourteen days in the box. You know, personally, I
Speaker 1: have set a new personal low. I just dumped a
Speaker 1: motherfucking three thousand piece puzzle over at my house. So
Speaker 1: what are you doing to kill the time? WHOA, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's bad. Uh well, damn three thousand piece puzzle. That's amazing,
Speaker 1: you know. And if I could just take a little
Speaker 1: time to talk to our listeners about jigsaw puzzles. I
Speaker 1: know it's a hot topic out there. Dang this is
Speaker 1: this is going to hit a lot of people over
Speaker 1: the head. Hit him with it, Blake. I'm a big puzzler. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done about twelve thousand piece puzzles in the quarantine,
Speaker 1: but it was my first time ever dumping out a
Speaker 1: three thousand piece puzzle. That's amazing. How vibrant are the colors?
Speaker 1: Are they vibrant enough? Are they vibro well? What sucks
Speaker 1: about a three thousand piece puzzle is if you really
Speaker 1: don't like the image, it's it's basically torture. So right now,
Speaker 1: I just I don't even have a kitchen because there's
Speaker 1: just puzzle pieces everywhere. It's bad, that's fantastic, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of patient. How long does it take
Speaker 1: you to do that? I mean the thousand that'll take
Speaker 1: me about two to three weeks. Probably didn't you like
Speaker 1: grow up all kind of having puzzles out around Christmas time?
Speaker 1: I remember like coming over to your like mom and
Speaker 1: stepdad's house and there was a puzzle out, and remember
Speaker 1: being like, these these are puzzle people. Yes, yes, they're
Speaker 1: like figuring the puzzles. I did grow up in a
Speaker 1: puzzling family, which also brought me to ask you, guys
Speaker 1: a question. Did you grow up and this might be
Speaker 1: some like oaky stuff, did you guys ever grow up
Speaker 1: with puzzles glued together as a piece of art in
Speaker 1: your house? No? Absolutely not. I mean my mom has
Speaker 1: like hilariously you know, not shots fired against her, but
Speaker 1: like very midwestern style of art that she thinks is awesome.
Speaker 1: What does that mean to people? That means she likes
Speaker 1: like wooden things that have words on them that is
Speaker 1: inspiring even from way back or like I know she
Speaker 1: I know, the whole crib is decked out now, but like,
Speaker 1: well now it's like that it used to be just
Speaker 1: like kind of water colors of like a a river
Speaker 1: or something, and it just it looks It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: obviously this was sold at like a t J Max that.
Speaker 1: She was like, I gotta get that frame, Like did
Speaker 1: you have did you guys ever have like did you
Speaker 1: know what precious moments were? They were like those little
Speaker 1: like dolls with the eyes, little figurines and maybe like
Speaker 1: with their little sister with a Teddy Bear and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: precious moment My mom had tons of that. I had
Speaker 1: one of those in my Workaholics office that I had
Speaker 1: I got from my grandma's like garage and put up
Speaker 1: in the Workaholics office. I remember that. I remember that.
Speaker 1: There's just precious moments. For days, we had like Viking
Speaker 1: ships and stuff around the house. It was all just
Speaker 1: like Norwegian long boats. I love just the Nordic theme.
Speaker 1: You just had cool death metal ship all over the place,
Speaker 1: you know, just the boats, just like paintings of boats.
Speaker 1: And ships and viking. You know what. It starts with boats,
Speaker 1: it ends with burning churches. I wonder like what our
Speaker 1: weird ship will be, because you know, I mean I
Speaker 1: look at like my grandmother and like her her decorations
Speaker 1: she got in she like loved birds, so like, as
Speaker 1: soon as you are old and like, people are like, well,
Speaker 1: we have to get something for grandma for her house
Speaker 1: because she loves birds and she loves birds. Then you're like, well,
Speaker 1: she loves cardinals. So her whole fucking house was just
Speaker 1: it was a fucking atrium in there. There were so
Speaker 1: many cardinals. And then she got into painting, but specifically
Speaker 1: on porcelain plates that she would paint. And at first
Speaker 1: she wasn't that good at painting, so you saw the
Speaker 1: progression of her like shitty bird paintings, and then like
Speaker 1: she got pretty decent. We're like, actually, this one does
Speaker 1: look like a bird. You can hang that one up.
Speaker 1: But then they're all hanging around the house, and then
Speaker 1: and then you're just like you it didn't even dawn
Speaker 1: at me until much later that it's such an insane
Speaker 1: thing to just have hundreds of pieces of bird art
Speaker 1: in your pretty pretty reasonably small home. Just decked out.
Speaker 1: That's a trip. It's a trip. My nana had had
Speaker 1: fucking spoons on wooden like cut out things that were
Speaker 1: just like spoons were all over the living room, and
Speaker 1: it's like, why are there spoons everywhere? She was a
Speaker 1: heroin Addict. It's like she's my mom, bro. I mean,
Speaker 1: a lot of people you just you you pick things
Speaker 1: up from your travels. Like I think my parents like
Speaker 1: had some fucking sick honeymoon that they went on, like
Speaker 1: the way before their kids and ship, you know, so
Speaker 1: they had like I think they went to like Russia.
Speaker 1: My mom was a stewardess, so she had like unlimited
Speaker 1: miles and they just fucking walked to the earth. Oh
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I mean, there's only a few things you
Speaker 1: can collect. It's either spoons, shot glasses, magnets, it's whatever's
Speaker 1: in the airport. My mom did shot glasses. My mom
Speaker 1: had magnets. My mom did shot glasses as well. We
Speaker 1: had a ton of those. Sometimes you have them. My
Speaker 1: dad had, my mom had shot glasses. I came him
Speaker 1: out far Broy. My dad was hell the worried. He's like,
Speaker 1: I just did three tabs of acid over the last
Speaker 1: couple of years. Who, Yeah, I'm here. I'm good now
Speaker 1: my mom? Is it big into like wooden signs that
Speaker 1: say ship specifically about like the like she just moved
Speaker 1: to a lake a few years ago, and uh, it's
Speaker 1: so many things that just say like lake live. And
Speaker 1: he's like, Hobby lobbied out. It's absurd. And I've tried
Speaker 1: to talk to her and I'm like, this is a lot,
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, no, there's hardly any pieces. She like,
Speaker 1: it's a bit. You fucking idiot, big dude, it's funny,
Speaker 1: you fucking idiot. I thought you're in a comedy. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that like an Amazon addiction that
Speaker 1: she's just like constantly looking for new fucking Cora. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's she's not buying a lot of this stuff. Where's
Speaker 1: it coming from? Yeah? I think it's she like had
Speaker 1: one or two things, and then she tells people like
Speaker 1: I like having Wooden signs, and then people are like,
Speaker 1: Penny likes wooden signs. Penny likes wooden signs, so when
Speaker 1: they come and stay, they bring one. And then and
Speaker 1: then she just gifted so many signs and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't need to put all of them up. It's
Speaker 1: an insane amount because there's I mean, it's in my
Speaker 1: Instagram story like a highlight. Because I went around. I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 1: this is a lot of words all over your house.
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, there's just a few. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I bet they're sixty and she's like no. And I
Speaker 1: went around. There's like fifty or sixty things that just
Speaker 1: say ship all over. Just keep you entertained as you
Speaker 1: walked through the crib. But I'm like, wonder what my ship,
Speaker 1: like our ship is going to be. You know, Blake
Speaker 1: is going to have the wackiest fucking house of all
Speaker 1: time when he's he already does. I don't know why
Speaker 1: we're saying what it's gonna be. Like, we all have
Speaker 1: homes that aren't bare walls, like exactly, Kyle has a
Speaker 1: ton of paintings that his wife did. Blake has a
Speaker 1: fucking like pee Wee's playhouse. Yeah, what is yours? Didn't
Speaker 1: like your wife go like wild on lizards or some
Speaker 1: ship great show. There was like lizard art all over.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she did. We had a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: like a bunch of lizard art. Yeah, room that was
Speaker 1: like the lizard room and it was insane. It got
Speaker 1: to the level that we're talking about, and I remember
Speaker 1: I was like I didn't really have the heart. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is your art room. You do whatever
Speaker 1: you'd like in here. That's fine. And then you guys
Speaker 1: came over and you guys roasted the room and then
Speaker 1: like no, yeah. I remember walking in on me and like,
Speaker 1: holy ship, there's a lot of lizards in here, and
Speaker 1: you're like I remember you getting self conscious like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there is a lot, a whole lot of it's cool.
Speaker 1: Lizards are actually cool. No. It was so perfect because
Speaker 1: it was one of those moments where I was like,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I had a new fucking angle
Speaker 1: where I'm like, you know, the guys came over and
Speaker 1: don't throw us on the They were like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is a lot of lizards, and I played it. Now.
Speaker 1: It's a big room. It was a main room in
Speaker 1: the house. I think was the shock was tight. We
Speaker 1: had like all these weird like three D bumble bees
Speaker 1: and ship all over the place too. It was like
Speaker 1: but it wasn't great art. It was like outdoor art.
Speaker 1: It was just like you had some cool as ship
Speaker 1: like some cool like native beated art that was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: this is actually a super dope piece, and then it
Speaker 1: would be right next to that, yeah that like you
Speaker 1: got it from Marshall's on the discount rack and it's
Speaker 1: like exactly, well, yeah, well that's the thing is once
Speaker 1: you start to go down like I like bumble bees,
Speaker 1: and you have like one piece of like cool bumblebee
Speaker 1: art or some ship, and then people and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you're like, well, I'm the bumblebee guy,
Speaker 1: and then you need to fucking eighty five bumblebees in
Speaker 1: an eight room, you know what I mean. And then
Speaker 1: that's what it looks insane. If you like just one
Speaker 1: or two bumblebees and you're like, oh that's cool, and
Speaker 1: then you do other ship, then it's fine. It's it's
Speaker 1: when you go way too hard on one specific thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that room was a product of Amazon. That's why absolutely,
Speaker 1: because she was just like, boom, let me get that, boom,
Speaker 1: let me get that. I think our duty as a
Speaker 1: podcast to all our fifty five plus listeners out there
Speaker 1: just be careful what animal you identify with, because your
Speaker 1: grandchild also nott. You know, they're in their thirties. It
Speaker 1: can happen early. Yeah, be careful if you're like I
Speaker 1: love giraffes, because next thing you know, they're gonna be
Speaker 1: some girafts in the crib. For real. You're all raft out,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be raft out. Dude. My aunt loves fucking
Speaker 1: tweetie bird. Man, the whole house is filled with tweetie bird.
Speaker 1: That's too much. I love tweetie bird. That's crazy, like
Speaker 1: unreal amounts of tweetie bird everything. What is to love
Speaker 1: about tweetie bird? I don't know. She's loved tweetie bird
Speaker 1: like since I remember, since I was born the eighties?
Speaker 1: Since is that the worst Looney tune character? Tweeting bird?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with tweetie bird? Do you think I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember what tweety birds vibe? Is? Tweet that? Right?
Speaker 1: Is it? A girl is tweeting? Like I thought I
Speaker 1: saw a potty tat isn't tweeting that? Yeah? I thought
Speaker 1: I taught. Yeah. First of all, all birds kind of suck.
Speaker 1: Whoa chill, bro, Yeah, American eagles are so sight the
Speaker 1: crane now, dude, owls fucking raw. American eagles are not
Speaker 1: tight flamingoes. Are super dope. Owls are so sick. Owls
Speaker 1: are so not sick at all. First of all, you, hey,
Speaker 1: fuck you. You are wrong. Yo, you're about to get
Speaker 1: ow old. You better chill. They can they can hear
Speaker 1: you know. Fuck you, dude, adam, fuck you. I beat
Speaker 1: you to it. I beat you. I just beat you
Speaker 1: to it. No, I already said it. Fuck you owls rock.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you saw a fucking owl? You
Speaker 1: prick a few a few years ago when I moved
Speaker 1: into my house a few years ago. You're such a
Speaker 1: fucking dumbass. There was a owl that lived in the
Speaker 1: tree that like refused to let me move in. He
Speaker 1: was like a total dick. He'd swoop down. That's right.
Speaker 1: They're super territorial. You'd come out on the balcony. He
Speaker 1: he had hood the ship out of me. Scared me
Speaker 1: to death. Fucking terrifying. Oh well, you're a weakling. They're scary,
Speaker 1: fucking terrifying our predators. You're a weak ass. No, I'm not, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm as strong as hell. No, you're a fucking weak ass.
Speaker 1: I know, and I think you know that that is
Speaker 1: not true. I'm not a weak ass. I just can't
Speaker 1: believe this. He's scared of birds. I'm not scared. I
Speaker 1: just don't like them. You just said it scared the
Speaker 1: ship out of you, and that's why you didn't like it. Bro. Well,
Speaker 1: if you're standing on a balcony and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden something, it's like, who that will scare the ship
Speaker 1: out of you? Dude, Okay, so you're a weak ass
Speaker 1: and that's why you don't like owls. I wouldn't stop
Speaker 1: my stride, I'd go owl and I would keep walking.
Speaker 1: I just think you're dismissing the wisdom of one of
Speaker 1: the most majestic birds on planet Earth. What other birds
Speaker 1: are amazing? Right? What other birds are amazing? Other birds?
Speaker 1: A hawk, A redtail hawk is fucking cool. Hawks, a peacocks, hummingbirds, hummingbirds.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're cool when they're flying. But but I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Woodpeckers they make that noise. Woodpeckers, they have a cartoon.
Speaker 1: Woodpeckers are the worst. Like my parents house, Uh, there's
Speaker 1: a woodpecker right outside. It was the absolute worst thing
Speaker 1: because they start at like four thirty in the morning
Speaker 1: just pecking the fucking wood. Dude, I'll pissed down. You
Speaker 1: should be making breakfast with somebody. I'm and I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I'm pissing now. Fuck birds. And that's a T
Speaker 1: shirt printed birds dude, birds. Wow, I'm pissing now. Fuck you, dude.
Speaker 1: You need to you need to watch some documentaries on
Speaker 1: owls and ship because they got some really cool attributes.
Speaker 1: I don't dislike animals. I like other animals. I get that.
Speaker 1: I'm talking owls, specifically the owls. I mean, have you
Speaker 1: watched the opening credit sequence of the Labyrinth anytime and recently?
Speaker 1: I'm not felt something when that owl? Thank you? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I think I know my takebacks already for this episode,
Speaker 1: and no I'm gonna save it. But I do say
Speaker 1: fun birds. Owls. Owls are mean animals. They're not cool,
Speaker 1: They're not like owls protect you from all of the
Speaker 1: fucking rats that are trying to get into your house.
Speaker 1: Do you know that, You know they swooped down and
Speaker 1: do something for you. You know they're serving you because
Speaker 1: they respect you. Hey, guess what, don't hate rats? Don't
Speaker 1: hate them? Oh you're a rat guy. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: a rat guy. I dislike owls. There's evidence of you
Speaker 1: killing rats. You dislike owls more than rats. I just
Speaker 1: like owls more than I dislike rats. This is the
Speaker 1: most controversial episode yet owls versus rats. You're so dumb. Hey,
Speaker 1: I've had a pet rat before, I've had a pet rat.
Speaker 1: I would never allow an owl into my house. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be in your house. So du thank you. Really,
Speaker 1: even when they pull up the feathers, you can see
Speaker 1: how jacks they are. Dude. You can't trust an owl.
Speaker 1: You cannot trust absolutely not. That's what makes them savage.
Speaker 1: You're gonna stand by that. And owl will fuck your girl,
Speaker 1: and I will suck your girl. Rats no, man, they'll
Speaker 1: scamper off. What the fuck the owl said? Ow will
Speaker 1: suck your girl? Owill, I will suck your girl. You're
Speaker 1: going opposite, like a fucking rat is somebody who is
Speaker 1: something who would suck your girl? Dude, the owl will
Speaker 1: give you wisdom. There's a joke, there's a rat will
Speaker 1: tell on you. A rat will be a bit and
Speaker 1: tell on you, and owl will fuck your girl. Now
Speaker 1: you dude, no, if you owl doesn't trick because if
Speaker 1: you go up to owl and you're like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: was this somebody here, he's just like who And you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. Was my girl was somebody
Speaker 1: or not? Who? I will fuck your girl? I'll fun
Speaker 1: your girl. Hashtag don't leave me alone with her? Because
Speaker 1: our fuck? Did you my girl? Who did you fool
Speaker 1: with my girl? Who? Will? Did you knock? Knock? Who's there? Owl? O?
Speaker 1: Girl girl? And also I'll say, like I know, like
Speaker 1: eagles are beautiful, majestic creatures I and I also enjoy
Speaker 1: when I see an American bald eagle uh in a tree.
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, that's pretty legit. But those guys are
Speaker 1: uh fucking eagle maniacs. Well, like those guys arec You've
Speaker 1: got it a little twisted because you're I think you're
Speaker 1: thinking of like the majestic ones in the mountaintops. But
Speaker 1: there's bald eagles that kick it in the swamps of
Speaker 1: Florida that are hella down the earth right there, like
Speaker 1: the people for grimy dudes, They they just eat pythons.
Speaker 1: There's nothing majestic. Do you like sna aches more than birds? No?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like snakes either. Do you like
Speaker 1: snakes more than rats? Uh? Or rats more than snakes?
Speaker 1: What's cool. Is they all eat each other, all three
Speaker 1: of these things. Yeah, exactly, we got a cool cycle
Speaker 1: happening here. Nothing eats the eagle. Well, you know what
Speaker 1: I feel like if it depends on like I'm thinking specifically,
Speaker 1: like in my home, Like if if a rat is
Speaker 1: in my home, I'm like, all right, I know how
Speaker 1: to get rid of that. Like snakes, I wouldn't like
Speaker 1: that at all, And really I would like that less
Speaker 1: than rats. But that's how you get rid of the
Speaker 1: rats is you get a snake and then you get
Speaker 1: that owl when you're done with a snake. Yeah, yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: Literally two nights ago, I have like an ice machine
Speaker 1: on my deck that I always go out and get ice,
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm just going to get ice, and I
Speaker 1: look out and this giant fucking possum, one of the
Speaker 1: biggest possums I've ever seen, was so scary. They're hideously ugly.
Speaker 1: And he was standing up on his hind legs holding
Speaker 1: onto the on my outside little refrigerator, yanking on the door,
Speaker 1: trying to open it. I thought you were about to
Speaker 1: be like holding onto Chloe's leg and you just have
Speaker 1: all these animals trying to posibr girl awesome girl. It's
Speaker 1: like Dr Doolittle. But what are you guys doing the dog?
Speaker 1: They're all just clothes. I'm sorry. They just love me that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: possums are are freaky deaky. I I agree. Uh, they're
Speaker 1: a little weird. I don't know what's going on in
Speaker 1: their minds. I yell at him, I like go on there,
Speaker 1: and I'm like hey, and he looks at me and
Speaker 1: like rolls his eyes. He's like uh and then like
Speaker 1: scampered off. He was like annoyed that. I'm like, he's
Speaker 1: trying to get in my refrigerator and looked like he
Speaker 1: knew how to get into He was holding it with
Speaker 1: two arms and like yanking on it. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this motherfucker goes backyard to backyard in my neighborhood trying
Speaker 1: outside refrigerators, Like this is how he gets fed. For definitely,
Speaker 1: a ccoon could pull that door open. They have thumbs, right,
Speaker 1: like for sure. Raccoons are like yeah, they got like
Speaker 1: little human hands. Man. Yeah, I love because of those
Speaker 1: little raccoon hands on my back. Yeah, you're talking to
Speaker 1: Kyle the five am hiker over here, so you know
Speaker 1: he knows I want to wrap one of those possum tales, right,
Speaker 1: he's like in these owls a little too. Raccoons are
Speaker 1: off the charts. I don't know, you're such a piece
Speaker 1: of ship for like dismissing the wisdom of the birds
Speaker 1: of the sky. You keep saying the wisdom of the owl.
Speaker 1: But this is obviously like a pass down myth from
Speaker 1: like yeah, like there's not even okay when I way
Speaker 1: to qualify the wisdom of an owl. That's just the
Speaker 1: majesty of it. The meaning of the animal, what it
Speaker 1: means to the world, The meaning of the animal. Have
Speaker 1: you looked into owl's eyes? Me? Yes, you're talking totem poles, yeah,
Speaker 1: what it can represent. I'm just I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't like birds. Man. They're they're they're not trustworthy. Anyone
Speaker 1: that has birds in their house, are there, It's it's
Speaker 1: a weird thing to just have a ton of birds.
Speaker 1: They smell in cages, they're they're making way too much noise.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's a birds fucking kind of suck. Like
Speaker 1: if you're and also for you, when you walk into
Speaker 1: that house, you're terrified every time. I mean, honestly, if
Speaker 1: I walked in and there was an owl. They're just
Speaker 1: cooing at me aggressively. I would not like that. Admittedly,
Speaker 1: I don't like caged birds. I don't think that feels right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I have one. I have one. This is
Speaker 1: why it's hitting you a little hard. What if it's
Speaker 1: a chicken. If it's a chicken in the coop, we
Speaker 1: can we can roll with that because well, chicken, at
Speaker 1: least you're like the cockle doodle do you in the morning. No,
Speaker 1: that's a rooster. Okay, well then yeah, chickens. I like roosters.
Speaker 1: But chickens are delicious. They make eggs. Yeah, no, they're well,
Speaker 1: they're spitting out some eggs, so you at least get it,
Speaker 1: like you know, you you something. Eggs don't come out
Speaker 1: of their mouths. I know they're spitting them out of
Speaker 1: their their butts, right, thing, it's like a Yoshi situation. Wait,
Speaker 1: that is a good question. Do eggs come out of
Speaker 1: chicken's ass or is there like another butt hole? An
Speaker 1: egg is a period just so you know. Okay, but
Speaker 1: girls don't have periods out of their butt hole? Wait?
Speaker 1: Do they How often do egg do they? Is there
Speaker 1: only once a month? Or how often do they give
Speaker 1: an egg? Every day, So they have a period every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's it's like a non active period. It's well, hey,
Speaker 1: and uh, feel free to text us the truth about
Speaker 1: this ship that we don't know about. No. No, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty positive that an egg is a period that is
Speaker 1: not being fertilized. That's tight. You sound like one of
Speaker 1: those astronauts that gave the female astronauts fifty thousand tampons
Speaker 1: who's liked. Just might be enough. But Kyle, you didn't
Speaker 1: answer my question. Do they have two butth holes? Do
Speaker 1: they have an egg butth hole? And I don't know
Speaker 1: how many holes they have? Sorry, I don't know. Vagina vagina? Oh,
Speaker 1: the egg is coming out of there? Vaginall? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the period. They're not shitting out eggs. Where is a
Speaker 1: vagina located on a chicken bend over? I'll show you.
Speaker 1: Did I do that? What do you mean? Where is
Speaker 1: it located? It's basically in the same spot as you
Speaker 1: probably thinking. It's kind of the same spot that you
Speaker 1: would think. Yeah, if you maybe drop some acid get
Speaker 1: in there, it would be super vibrant buttholes looking at
Speaker 1: you and then something I don't know, there has to
Speaker 1: be there has to be animals that have like Dickson
Speaker 1: vaginas in really weird spots, right, I mean like Star
Speaker 1: Trek where he kicks the dude in the knee and
Speaker 1: it turned out to be his nuts. That's like when
Speaker 1: you kick at him with his lap hong. I don't
Speaker 1: remember that, but I like that. That was a classic.
Speaker 1: What was that? That was the famous Star Trek movie
Speaker 1: what's it called Rapacon where he's like fighting the giant
Speaker 1: dude and he kicks him in the knee and he
Speaker 1: goes down hard and he's like, what the funk is Like,
Speaker 1: that's where his testicles are? Of the change? Did we
Speaker 1: write Star Trek what happened? I think we should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to go check out some Star Trek now.
Speaker 1: That just heroes and icon. That was one of my
Speaker 1: favorite bits on on set when we would like, uh, hey,
Speaker 1: have a good scene and then we tap each other
Speaker 1: on the knee and then that person goes ah the
Speaker 1: middle of my dick. You just because the end of
Speaker 1: its way down there a bully. I had fun on
Speaker 1: that show too. Yeah, that show was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that show. Guys, there was a long
Speaker 1: time ago. You know, we're done shooting the show, uh,
Speaker 1: because I don't know it's talking about something with Chloe uh.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, like two years ago when
Speaker 1: we started, and she was like, it's more two years ago,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, how long has it been. It's
Speaker 1: been four years now, four years since we've been doing
Speaker 1: on the show. What was it like August of or something.
Speaker 1: I think something like that or October November. At the
Speaker 1: end of it was like October or November. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: the beginning of November. It was harvest season because y'all
Speaker 1: were smoking my weed on the roof. Real it was harvest.
Speaker 1: But we want to talk about that ship was so sick.
Speaker 1: You guys fucking smoked my first crop of weed on
Speaker 1: the roof and the last I was mad high for
Speaker 1: that last scene of Worcoholics. Yeah, that was hilarious. No,
Speaker 1: I was higher. I was hiding that And I quied,
Speaker 1: was that did you say that? Is that in the
Speaker 1: show where like this is real weed? No, this is
Speaker 1: real weed? Something like the credit that was Blake saying
Speaker 1: that Blake was going and this is real weed. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, we're we're acting, and he's like,
Speaker 1: it's real weed. I'm like, I know, obviously it's real. Weed.
Speaker 1: Were where the characters rolling huge crane shots? So good,
Speaker 1: so good, perfect ending, dude, Yeah, for sure, it's real,
Speaker 1: like how it always has been for every scene of
Speaker 1: the show Man. This is real. So I'm glad we
Speaker 1: did that. I'm glad. People ask us all the time
Speaker 1: like you guys must have been hot the whole time.
Speaker 1: It's like I could count on one hand the amount
Speaker 1: of times we were actually high shooting a scene. Uh,
Speaker 1: because people don't realize that it takes twelve straight hours
Speaker 1: to shoot just a few minutes. Yeah, for like four
Speaker 1: my minutes of the show. So if you were to
Speaker 1: smoke at the beginning, if you're smoking all day throughout
Speaker 1: the day as many joints as we smoke on the show,
Speaker 1: you could, you wouldn't be able to finish the day.
Speaker 1: You would just be like and you wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to improvise, like I'm a dogshit improviser when I'm high,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, man cool, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not funny. No no, uh wait, what was it?
Speaker 1: What was it? I just had it? What was it?
Speaker 1: What was I just had? You said that? Who did
Speaker 1: say that? Do we say that already? I'll your girl,
Speaker 1: Oh god, I will fuck your girl. Does anyone have
Speaker 1: any takebacks, apologies or compliment so I remembered it nice
Speaker 1: and we'll compliment on remembering. Well. Yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 1: take back my history with the American Mexico border and
Speaker 1: just plug in the word allegedly. And they're trying to
Speaker 1: sneak shit in because I do not know what the
Speaker 1: rules are. I don't know what that is, and I
Speaker 1: don't need nobody coming for me, thank you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can bet that they're they're not going to come after
Speaker 1: you for for trying to get twelve pain pills across
Speaker 1: the border alleged. Allegedly, I'll alleged. I just forgot to say,
Speaker 1: and you have to say now I allegedly. They're like
Speaker 1: they feel bad anyway. They're like he was an acid baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just he's had a tough life. He probably needed the pills.
Speaker 1: His pecker is too hard. He needs something to soften
Speaker 1: his pecker soft growing at a high level, softened like
Speaker 1: it's often or I would like to compliment Adam and
Speaker 1: Chloe on their possible wedding loca and I'm excited trying
Speaker 1: to get some shrimp tacos. Let's go Caroa some shrimpy tackys. Uh. Well,
Speaker 1: I take back saying fuck out, and only because because
Speaker 1: you know, you know, owls are fine. I don't love birds,
Speaker 1: and uh but they're just how mad it made Kyle.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want us to be in a good
Speaker 1: place in our relationship. So I'm like, okay, hey, if
Speaker 1: he cares this much about owls, I'm gonna step back
Speaker 1: my stance on saying funk owls. Just sure, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: owls are fine. If Kyle loves owls, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be the guy saying funk owls. So, um, you know,
Speaker 1: I take that back. Do you want to take this
Speaker 1: chance to just real quick off the top of your
Speaker 1: head favorite bird? Favorite bird? Well, I would have to
Speaker 1: go with my grandmother's favorite, and that's cardinals. Big big
Speaker 1: shout out to our vella r I P. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know you're up there with an atrium of cardinals, and
Speaker 1: heaven you do it. We're good. Cardinals are fucking When
Speaker 1: you see a cardinal, you turn into like a different person.
Speaker 1: You're like, that's a cardinal. Cardinals. I know, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like all the birds that it's like even eagles that
Speaker 1: you know, they're bitches, you know, they're just they just
Speaker 1: want to clawl your fucking eyes out like cardinals. And
Speaker 1: like that bird's not going to claw my eyes up right, beautiful,
Speaker 1: But a red wing blackbird will fucking come for you.
Speaker 1: They will be gun. Same with the same with a
Speaker 1: blue jay. Blue jay up. Yeah. Blue jays are bullies, man,
Speaker 1: are they? Yeah? You know what I've never seen that
Speaker 1: I want to see live in oriole. I just want
Speaker 1: to put that out there. Yeah, I'd love to see that.
Speaker 1: My aunt does this thing where she takes pictures and
Speaker 1: she she puts it on the Internet and she calls
Speaker 1: the beak of the week. A second, this is the
Speaker 1: tweetie bird ant. No, this is this is another aunt.
Speaker 1: This is another ant that just takes fantastic photography of
Speaker 1: that's another old person thing of just being like a
Speaker 1: bird watcher, Like it's so cool. I could see, even
Speaker 1: though I don't funk with birds, I could see getting
Speaker 1: into something like that where you just like you got
Speaker 1: your camera, you're out there and you're like getting your exercise.
Speaker 1: But it's also it's also doubling is another thing, so
Speaker 1: you're not just exercising. I could I could see. Be honest,
Speaker 1: you're smoking weed. It gets crazy. Yes, yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: looking for ways to get out of the house so
Speaker 1: I can smoke weed. For when I have kids and
Speaker 1: you you can just be smoking weed, like right in
Speaker 1: front of them. I'm gonna be like, yeah, dad's gotta
Speaker 1: take a walk to look at birds, and they're gonna
Speaker 1: be like we heard that podcast about how much you
Speaker 1: love smoking weed and doing mushrooms. You're just doing that right,
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, fucking get out of my house birdwatching.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm never gonna birdwatch. I don't see
Speaker 1: that for you know, you don't have to you do
Speaker 1: you have the look. I feel like you look like
Speaker 1: a guy who would be really good at it. Durs
Speaker 1: looks the most grnoli. I feel like, well, of course
Speaker 1: i'd be great at Kyle obviously. Yeah, you were crushed, dude.
Speaker 1: I feel like this could be like our vacation that
Speaker 1: we started with. We could like go do that. When
Speaker 1: I was in South Africa my honeymoon, we went on
Speaker 1: safari and there were these birdwatchers that were in the
Speaker 1: ride with us, and they were fucking insane, just probably
Speaker 1: so annoying, right, just being like jumping out the window
Speaker 1: trying to get the shot, and they were like telling
Speaker 1: stories about ship. I don't care about their like every
Speaker 1: thirty years you've got to go out to here because
Speaker 1: there's one time where they come and we went and
Speaker 1: we saw him. It was and I'm like, bro, nobody cares. Yeah, definitely, yeah,
Speaker 1: But like, what's the difference between somebody like that and
Speaker 1: just some fucking people going and playing Pokemon Go. Nothing
Speaker 1: except for the fact that birdwatching sucks and Pokemon goes
Speaker 1: probably off the change. No, also fun Pokemon go, for sure.
Speaker 1: But if I if I'm gonna be like definitely like
Speaker 1: finding animals. I want an animal, thank you. I want
Speaker 1: an animal that I'm like, oh, for sure one role.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'd be like grizzly man, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to go find an animal that could rip my
Speaker 1: face over. I'd rather do that because that would be
Speaker 1: at least exciting and exciting thing when you're looking at birds,
Speaker 1: are like, Okay, yeah, there it is. But that's the
Speaker 1: whole thing is that, like you get the book with
Speaker 1: like the checklist, and then when you meet other bird watchers,
Speaker 1: all they do is go but did you see this? Yes?
Speaker 1: I saw that, But did you see this? Yes? I
Speaker 1: saw that, and they go back and forth. I mean yes,
Speaker 1: but these are also all code words for fucking positions
Speaker 1: that code. I think that's probably I feel like bird
Speaker 1: watchers also. It's just it's kind of a swing underground
Speaker 1: swinger organization check out. They're like, what's up with your cockatoo? Bro? Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess it's not that underground. Let me suck your
Speaker 1: blue Let me suck your blue bird. I will suck
Speaker 1: your suck your wife? Hey, can I lick your asshole? Kato?
Speaker 1: I will suck your wife while you suck my cockatoo.
Speaker 1: It all just ends in Kato. What's up with your cockatoo? Bro?
Speaker 1: Can I lick your dickhole? Katu? You have your seagull
Speaker 1: up my ass? Alright? Anymore take backs complimentary of whatever
Speaker 1: put there? I'm done Ultimate slams Uh. You want to
Speaker 1: do some jump rope to send us out? I see
Speaker 1: it hanging in the background. Oh no, no, we'll check it. Dude.
Speaker 1: I got jump rope and I got a motherfucking row. Dude?
Speaker 1: What is that? What kind of rower? Is that? That's
Speaker 1: a concept too? Is that a concept too. It's not
Speaker 1: a concept to, it's just it's a stamina on it,
Speaker 1: and that's important to have. So good, let's let's trade
Speaker 1: stats because I've been rolling like a motherfucker. Wrote a
Speaker 1: ten k the other day thirty five minutes. Once you
Speaker 1: ride each other, Hey, how about we doing this off
Speaker 1: the podcast and you can just fuck each other? Bring
Speaker 1: it on, Jesus, I want to challenges coming from people
Speaker 1: out there. Ten K, What is that thou? That's a
Speaker 1: real row? That was? Yeah, that's fun. I don't like
Speaker 1: rowing that much, but I mean it's an awesome workout,
Speaker 1: and I feel like taller guys are better at it,
Speaker 1: so I bet you'd be pretty good at it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the way my clip is above my my it
Speaker 1: just helps. Do you just right, let's do that. We
Speaker 1: can go birdening and we could go rowing. Let's do it. God,
Speaker 1: this is important, guys. Oh this was important. This was important,
Speaker 1: And I can't wait for everyone to tune back in
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