WEBVTT - Ep 24: The Dudes Consider Doing a Steroid Challenge 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:05.360 Welcome to This is important of production of I heart 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.840 rating the show where we only talk about what's obviously 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:14.520 most crucially important today on this is important. When's the 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:17.440 last time you saw a fucking owl? You prick the strip? 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.720 Tacos must be an aphrodisiac because I want to funk everything. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:25.360 Where is a vagina located on a chicken? We're wearing kilts? 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:33.840 Steve doesn't have anything on underneath. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:39.840 and we're in it, baby, good, Here we are. What's 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:43.120 up new to kick us off? Thank you, Thank you, Blake, 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:45.360 You're welcome, guys. I'm so happy to see you. I 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:49.000 love my friends. Guys. We should all take a group 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.320 vacation together. And I'm dead serious about this. I was 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.560 just in Mexico. Chloe and I were looking for wedding 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:59.000 venues because our wedding venue here in California just up 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:03.440 and canceled all events for one So that's sick, sick, 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:06.720 butth hole and uh so we go to down in Mexico. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:10.160 Nobody's there. It's a fucking empty resort. There was like 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.080 there was like a hundred and seventy rooms at this 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:15.560 resort and there's maybe ten rooms full and it was insane, 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.959 and everybody's like, it's the most socially distanced I've been 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.280 since this whole goddamn thing started, including inside of my house. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:26.720 Where in Mexico? What city? We went to a Punta Meta, 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.280 which is beautiful and like no one knows about it, 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.080 which was awesome. And then we went to Cabo and 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:35.080 that was a little more crowded, but still not bad 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:43.520 at all. No, it's right by uh part. Yeah, I 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.000 thought when I looked it up on the map, it 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.440 looked like it was by Saluito, which is I've been 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:50.560 there and it's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah it was. It 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:54.080 was super gorgeous. So we're, yeah, we might get married there, 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.760 we might get married in uh Cabo. We don't know. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.480 But it was I was like, the whole time I'm there, 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.639 I'm like, why is anyone in a just fucking escape 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:05.200 from l A great movie get away like the rest 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.880 of the world that you can be away from people 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:11.760 and you could be in paradise financially, some people can't. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.320 Some people are just here, I think, I think so. 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:19.040 I think a lot of people are working essential jobs, yeah, 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.120 but a lot of people are working for just off 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.440 their computer. You can do that anywhere, dude. Thank you. 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:28.720 Find your beach digital nomads. The last vacation I went 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.639 to was Salualita, right before they locked us down in America, 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:35.519 and it was like, we're locking ourselves down, Kyle, it's 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:39.200 not they We're all in this together. Knock Kyle. Kyle's 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.799 out and about. I love it the verbage we're getting into. 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:45.839 Let's get into verbage. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree with you. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.200 My point was that it was cheap as fuck, so 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.640 it was the best. Huh yeah, I know. That's all. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.079 It was cool about Puntamita. It was like, I'm at 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:58.560 a nice resort, right, Like, it's a nice, yes quality resort. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.960 It's a St. Regis. It's St. Regis. Yeah, And beers 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:07.280 were four dollars American like from the resort bar. Yeah, 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.880 four bucks. I'm like, this is a fucking steel at 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.919 a resort. That's at a resort. If you go outside 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.359 of the resort and do the Airbnb thing or that thing, 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.959 it's it's free, dude. They pay you to get drunk. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:22.760 It's Paco's baby. Yeah, they pay you to get drunk. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:29.040 Could you give me that was me for sure? I 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.120 want to say that the Four Seasons MAUI Like at 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.840 the beginning of the pandemic, they were like, you can 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.360 come here for a month and it would cost the 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.360 same as it would be like for a week, which 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.640 is like a week is expensive obviously, but like if 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.840 you stretched that over a month at the four seasons, 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.600 not bad. Yeah, what's up with Hawaii? Can we go 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.800 over there now? Or Hawaii's green light? It's green light? Yeah, 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:51.960 but they're not fucking around. You gotta stay pretty locked 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.520 down if you're an hotel, Is it one of those 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.800 quarantine situations where you have to stay in a hotel 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.400 for like fourteen days before you can even go out. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.680 I believe. So that's what I'm doing up in Canada 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.440 right now. My parents went. They didn't have to fourteen days. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.560 They told you that. Yeah, yeah, I think we're spreading 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:10.400 some false information. I bet podcasts are going to fucking 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.800 flag our asses. I love to be educated to flag 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.600 me bitch. I got a friend who just moved there, 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:17.760 and she said, you had to lock it down for 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.560 two weeks. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought that 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.760 was a case, but maybe maybe she was talking about 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.719 like a dude, she locked down a dude. Oh, it 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.160 was a love lockdown situation. I had to lock it down. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:28.800 I had to lock it down for two weeks. I 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.120 i went there, I had to lock it down for 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:33.800 a couple of weeks, Adam, I would love to go 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:37.440 on a friendship vacation. Honestly, Mexico is kind of my 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:42.280 retirement plan. I'm trying to be a Mexican brother. I 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:46.200 told Chloe on more than one occasion how much I 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:53.080 think Blake would love Mexico specifically, because it felt it 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:56.240 didn't feel Cobo just felt like southern California right right. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.880 I was like, oh, this is like Newport Beach South. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:03.400 It's a vibe, which I'm down for. Nueva Porto, sure, 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.240 which is very nice. But Puttomita felt like, I'm like, oh, 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:10.400 this is Mexico. This is cool. I'm so jealous. Yeah, 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.039 it's the best. It's not ni It's nia Reet is 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:15.680 where it is saluita nia reet. That's where I think 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.720 all those words that you just said sound real to me, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.240 and I believe they roll off your tongue and you 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.320 are speaking my language. Baby. Let's get there, Yeah, get 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.960 your bum down there. Man, it's so sick. As long 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:31.800 as they understand Margarita, I might not come back. Brother, 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.080 I'm just saying I didn't want to when I went 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.200 down there. I was down there for three weeks and 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.240 it was like I had my wife, my kid down there, 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.360 and it was like, no, man, I'm on the internet. 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.560 I'm doing fine. I'm doing notes on cuts, like yeah, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.520 I don't need to go anywhere. Yeah, it's great. Did 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.000 you eat shrimp for every meal? Was it just shrimp? Well? 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:51.880 I made the mistake when I went down there. And 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:56.400 then it was like this awesome like taco stand on 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.960 the beach. So we're like at the resort. So we're 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.239 sitting there and was like it's beautiful of the sun setting, 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.600 the birds are cocaine and uh. And I was like 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.440 they had just this monster Margarita list and I'd lock 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.880 eyes with Chloe and I'm like, yo, let's take down 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.279 this whole list. And she's like, let's do it like 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.040 a two straws per kind of situation. We're like, you 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.520 guys are taste testing, like we each have one and 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.200 then we like kind of trade okay, And so we 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:26.360 marched down the list of like legit maybe almost twenty 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.360 and we didn't do it exactly count. It was just 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:33.120 eyeing it. I'm getting so excited. Margarita's how we were 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.800 so fucking drunk that diabetes. Dude, I'm still gonna send 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.800 it like ruined the next day, Like the next day, 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.359 I was like that. I was like, oh, this is 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.960 the most hungover I've been. My head was just like 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.599 when Kyle said a few podcasts ago, like why he 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.640 quit drinking is because the hangovers were so bad. If 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:52.520 we wanted to take like an ice pick to his 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:58.360 skull or whatever he said. I've never experienced that. Normally, 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.039 my I can shake off a hangover within a couple 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.039 of hours. Ye, you're a trooper. It was like a 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:08.240 day and a half catching up. Yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.880 the age is starting, and you're one of my best 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.600 drinking friends. To be honest, you are great at it. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.400 Put them back. Thank you. I Yeah, I do pride 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.280 myself on how much I could how much alcohol I 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.880 could throw in my system. So what what happened on 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:24.560 that hangover day? Did you have ship that you had 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.840 to do or was it just a wash? No? I 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:28.600 went and did all kinds of ship. We went and 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:32.200 we looked at at another property and like toured the 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.320 thing and then and then you know, I just regrouped, 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.400 re gathered and hit it again. Yeah. Hey, nothing like, 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:40.520 don't do what we did last night. Wait a second, 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.240 Well it was the only I was like, well, I 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.840 don't know. I did a workout the next day to 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.480 try to shake it off. We go, I puked in 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:52.840 a bush like I did a body weight workout on 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:56.960 the beach and was just like, so sick. Yeah, he 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.360 is so sick when he pukes, He's very sick. No, 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.600 that's rap. It's poisoned. Yeah, he's in fact poisoned. And 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.920 then I was like, you know what I need to 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:06.840 Maybe if I have another drink, it will make me 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:11.680 feel good. And Chloe's like that's an insane thing to say, 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.600 like and then of course I had one drink, felt great, 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:19.480 had three more, felt really great. Yeah, my boy. That 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.000 for the youth of America. If you feel bad, just 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:26.960 keep drinking allegedly, just cut it. Have any of you 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.280 guys been to Mexico City. I have not. I think 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.200 I want to do that. Um. I flew into there 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.240 because we had to. When we went from Punta me 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.360 to Chicago, there was no direct flight. You had to 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.400 fly weirdly, you had to fly all the way to 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.319 Mexico City and then turn around and fly all the 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:47.160 way and don't go. Man, Just from the little window, 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.840 I was like, this is the smoggiest city I've ever 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.920 seen in my life. It's worse than flying into l 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.520 A when it's at its smuggest. I'm like, oh, this 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.520 is truly yuck mode. I'm with you. I know that's gross, 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:00.960 but I kind of want to see what's up in 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:03.320 underneath that smog, you know what I mean, Like, I 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:06.600 want to go to New York in seventy seven and 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.319 see what that was like. Yeah, I hear, it's awesome 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.079 over there in Mexico City. Well, it was gigantic. It 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.120 was like huge, just like fifteen million people. Right Like 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.040 when you fly into l A, you can see the 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.000 outskirts of l A. I mean it's far, but you're like, oh, 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.240 there's a giant city, but you could see it. You 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:25.440 can see the mountains. You're like, they're those outskirts out 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:29.360 there skirting. You can see the mountains and you're like, 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:33.400 it's skirting out there. With Mexico City. I saw skirts, 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:38.600 so no skirt skirts, not even like mini skirts, zero skirts. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:42.520 It just capt going. Uh. I haven't spent a lot 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.200 of time in Mexico. I didn't know how much of 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.679 it was really a thing. The car server so I 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.560 took us from the hotel to do resort, was like, 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.000 do you guys want to go to the um pharmacy? 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.199 And I'm I don't you know. I'm like not a 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.280 pill guy, So I don't even know that that's a thing. 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:02.160 So I was like, uh, and Chloe needed like toothpaste. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.160 She forgot toothpaste. I'm like, I guess, yeah, if it's 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.360 on the way, we'll stop and uh. And so he's like, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.880 I got you, and he took us there, no toothpaste 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.360 and it's just like a wall of drugs and then 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:16.840 they hand me a a menu and I was like, oh, 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:20.480 do I get into drugs on this trip? Would they 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:24.120 have to offer you? They had everything, dude. They had Zanex, 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.280 which I've never really fucked with, but I know people love. 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.800 They had pain pills that I don't funk with, but 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.880 like I know people do. And then they had steroids, 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.880 which I was like, real close, how do they like 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.800 label them? Are there like sections? Yeah? There was like 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.440 pain killers, like a picture of like a buff dude. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.320 So they're like, oh, this is the steroids over here. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.760 Wait wait, wait, wait, let's not bury the headline. What 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.959 was up dick pills? Yeah, yeah, they had dick pills. 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.880 They for sure had dick poles. Yeah they got that right, Chloe, 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.280 go get in the car. Yeah, it's just like, oh, 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.880 you know, it would be hilarious if we got like 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.320 a thousand tickpills that gave it to people as jokes. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:01.720 That'd be that'd be hilarious. Frank wards, and then I 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.040 give you guys each like two dick pills, like as 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:07.199 a joke. Hey, what happened to the other nine hundred 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:11.120 and nine dick pills? At him? I don't know, Please 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.800 touch it, it's gonna explode. That'd be a cool wedding 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:19.679 though everybody's end. I'd be down for that, dude. When 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.800 I lived in Orange County, Like, that was one of 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.760 the first things I did when I moved down there 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:27.200 was go to Mexico strictly for pain pills because I 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:30.880 just wanted I loved him. I absolutely fucking loved pain 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:35.640 pills and they sold him for nothing. Yeah that's sad. Yeah, Yeah, 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.440 I don't funk with I don't really funk with pain pills. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.400 Remember when I broke my ribs jumping on a trash 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.959 can when we're filming Workaholics, like or I cracked the 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.800 ribs we do we do, remember super hurt. And then 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.880 he gave me some big, fat, fucking pain pills, and 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.559 then I forgot to take them. I was just like, 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.880 as they're so fucking tough, dude, are tough as nails. 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.240 It's not that I just was like, I don't want 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:02.600 these in my body. I only like them because I 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:06.319 have had obviously a lot of injuries to my bodies. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:10.120 I don't I only like them for the first few 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:13.160 days when the pain is like intolerable, But then after that, 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:17.360 I don't like feeling I'm already a certain amount of dumb, 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.040 and I feel like pain pills dumb you down even further. 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.760 And I'm like, I'm not trying to go to like 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:26.360 true ignoramus levels. I like to keep my my level 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.240 of dumb. I dug him so much, I mean, and 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.160 I still really dig him that so much that I 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.640 don't take them because of that, because what what's the like, 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.040 What's what does it answer? What's it tick him? I 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:38.840 just love the way it makes you feel like you 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:40.839 just get stuck to the couch. You feel like kind 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.160 of like vibro, like a little like be and like 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.800 strange and ship and it's like, I don't know, I 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.720 just dig it. Like when I was in high school, 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.680 I broke my arm and I never took the pain 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:55.440 pills when I needed them. I saved them for after 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.360 I was healed, so that I could get the full 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.240 feeling of the pain pills because I just love him. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.200 I dug the way it made me feel. You just 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:07.079 started breaking your arms, just taking hammers to his shins. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.480 That's what I broke him a few times in high school, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.480 and I saved him and I would always get reloaded 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.120 and stuff like that. And then my girlfriend had back issues, 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.520 so she had a whole bunch of like sola coating 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.000 and ship and she would hook him up. You started 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:23.160 kicking her in the bag. Would specifically only date women 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:27.240 who were previously injured and had pain pills. Well, she 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.480 hooked it up. Yeah, Kyle would cruise the nurse's office 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.760 being like, has anyone recently hurt themselves? You're looking real 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.760 pretty today. You're beautiful. Let me carry you up those steps, 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.719 give those crutches a break. So the main headline is 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.120 it made you feel vibro, and yeah, it made me 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.040 feel vibra, like I really dug it. Yeah yeah, And 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.320 we are quoting you as saying it makes pain pills 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.240 make me feel vibro. Yeah. We gotta get some merch, 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:54.360 some like wraps, some like ace bandages that just say vibro. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.400 I went on a fucking family cruise to Mositlan, Porta, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:02.920 Viarda and and Cabo, and I bought fucking pain pills 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.000 there too, and I put him in my jacket. I 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.560 got a big old bag. I got him for nothing, 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.760 put him in my jacket pocket. And as I was 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.320 walking back onto the boat with my family, they were like, 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.880 they patted down my pocket. And I was like, oh fuck, 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.880 your family did know the fucking the guys that were 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.680 like making sure you didn't bring anything in cruise control 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.960 and they found this bag of pain pills and they 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.120 took it. They took it. They took it from me, 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.280 and they took my name. And I did that ship 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.520 on the slide like nobody in my family saw this happen. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.720 And so I'm like, okay, Kyle, that episode did not 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:39.400 get my beggar hard I knew you were too vibro 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:43.960 on that on that trip, dude, to talk to you, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.320 I was bombed because I was like I couldn't get vibro. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.440 And then I like, at the end of the trip, 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.720 we were all waiting to d board the ship or 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.680 whatever it is, and they called my name over the intercom. 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:59.240 They're like, Kyle newit check come to customers. Did you 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.200 win something? My god? And I was like, and my 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:05.440 whole family, my grandpa, my fucking They're like, what's going on. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:09.120 I'm like, Mom, come with me, because because I needed 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.080 I knew I was about to get fucked, and so 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.160 I like, I on the way over there, I talked 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.160 to my mom. I was like, look, I I smuggled 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:18.800 some pain pills back in. I have some pills that 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.600 I thought were going to get my peck her hard. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.800 But she's a sweetheart. I know at dinner last night, 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:28.520 you were way too vibra. All right, No, she was cool, man. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.000 She honestly like vouched for me and got me off 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.840 the hook. And I just wasn't what did she vouch 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.520 for you? Meaning like, oh he needs pain kills? This 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.240 guy's No. We came up because I was dating a 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.240 girl that needed pain pills at the time, and so 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.560 we came up with a plan that was like, look, 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.160 I'm gonna say that I got this from my girlfriend, 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.400 and my mom actually might have not even known that. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.200 I might have been lying to her and saying like, 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.600 I got this from my girlfriend, can you please help me. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.320 I didn't know it was illegal, Kile I didn't like 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:02.240 the podcast. Isn't illegal? I think statute limitations player it's 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.960 all good. No, I mean, like, is it illegal to 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.000 go and buy medication down there? And come people do 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.200 it all the time. I don't think it's illegal, but 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.480 I think you have to have some kind of proof 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:17.360 that you need this drug to come back into America. 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:21.320 We were also I was seventeen at the time. Yeah, 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:24.120 you were a kid, So that's another thing, right right. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.560 I was like because the list was fucking extensive, and 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:30.480 if Chloe was like, yeah, let's get out of here. 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.200 What are we doing we have it was like right 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.520 when we first got to Mexico, now we're just in 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:36.240 this pharmacy instead of on the beach, and she's like, 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.360 let's get out of here, and I'm like, hang on, 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:42.360 I'm reading this. I'm reading this list. I was like, 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.480 you can get true steroids. I was thinking maybe we 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:49.440 all I bring them back and as like a uh, 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.920 you know, kind of a fun thing that we do 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.800 on the podcast. We all take steroids for a month 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:59.160 and see who has the biggest arms and lemmings. No, 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:03.040 we see who's got the smallest mouth, whose nuts shrink 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.040 the most. We'll all measure our nuts and then at 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.520 the end of one month of taking steroids, re measure 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.040 our nuts and see who shrunk the most. We'll post 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.600 and we'll have people vote on who has the smallest nuts. 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:17.000 What do you measure them? That's not like a no, no, no, no, 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:20.159 I do vote vote no, no, We measure and then 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.440 we have people vote on like cuteness or like cuteness 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.560 of the nuts, or we have people guestimate how many 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.119 wrinkles we have combined in our scrow. Is that a 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:31.879 real thing? Steroids shrink your balls? Is that real? Like 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:40.000 the real thing? Well? That's is that real? Bad? I 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.119 don't know. I'm going off of like eighties like Saved 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:47.680 by the Bills shipped from later. I'm so excited. Yeah, 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:52.639 Jesse in her diet pills damn legendary. Yeah, I bet, 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.800 I bet that's some good diet pills too. Dang, I 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.600 fucking blew it. I should have been buying it up. Yeah, 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.560 you could have had some shredders. But I think we 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.359 found a venue for the wedding. It's going to be. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:05.399 It's gonna be kicked. Do you want to announce it 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.800 here and the date and everything? Yeah, address, Yeah, I'd 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.280 like to tell everybody before I fully tell Yeah, before 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:15.520 you've talked it over with. We made a full decision. 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:17.879 Cool baby. I already said it on the pod. We 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:20.080 have to do it. We have to do it there, 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.639 we have to me and is going to be pissed 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:26.119 if it is the wedding going to be brought to 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.719 you by me, and it's it's sponsored by our sponsors, 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:35.320 it's manscaped, it's brought to you by beast Mode. That's smart. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.760 And do you Adam take me Andy? And now the 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:44.640 ring presented by Tishi because your ass needs to be washed, 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:46.520 and now the ring brought to you by Ring. Our 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:48.960 weddings are too damn expensive for what they are, you 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:52.239 know what I mean? Thank you, Kyle. Now finally we're 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:56.040 getting into it. It's it's a machine. It's a whole industry. 0:18:56.080 --> 0:19:01.199 Now and someone said it, thank god, the cakes. It is. 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.439 It's expensive, the cakes, and you have to go to 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:07.120 the certain people that work with the venue and they 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:11.200 really just hold you over a barrel. Finally, someone taking 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:14.720 the wedding industry to task. And the dick pills you 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.600 have to buy for your entire wedding. Pill the dick 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:20.120 pills you have to buy for the entire I mean, 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.760 it will be fun when I buy us all dick 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:26.040 pills and make us take them one hour before the ceremony. 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:31.800 That'll be a Sarah Mooney, be your own weight, dude. 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.360 That will be tight, just to fucking and we're all 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:38.919 wearing like kilts, like those super those white dude weddings 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:42.520 are like, we're wearing kilts. Steve doesn't have anything on underneath. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:48.320 Fucking that would be so funny if you like orchestrated 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:50.639 the outfits that we had to wear so we couldn't 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:55.119 protect our boners and then spiked our fucking spiked us 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.040 with boner pills. Is a wedding and we're all standing 0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:04.480 up there like fucking protect your bonus. Twenty Margarita's make 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.960 sure you lick the salt. Okay, lick the salt, and 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:12.280 he made us wear these linen white pants. He made 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:15.560 us wear these meandes. Alright, it's a beach wedding. It 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:20.399 makes sense. He really wanted us in all linen everything. Bro, 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:24.160 are you are you hard right now? I've been hard 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:28.760 all weekend. Something that's made my peck or hard. It's hurdy, 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:32.960 won't go down and hurt, hurt. I just want to 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.560 be flacid. The shrimp tacos must be an aphrodisia, because 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:47.679 I want to funk everything. Seriously, though, how were the 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.600 shrimp tacos? Seriously? I want to know, real good though, 0:20:50.680 --> 0:20:52.520 thank you for being serious about that, and I'd like 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:55.879 to answer that also seriously really good? Was that? The 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:58.840 number one stunner like was that the go to the 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:01.840 tacos the there was like a dope taco stand right 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:05.520 on the beach and night one and uh yeah that 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:07.600 I was like a real banger. There's also some like 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:10.840 cool local restaurants that we went to that and put 0:21:10.880 --> 0:21:12.840 to me too. We gotta you rented a golf cart 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.040 for like forty dollars a day or something very reasonable, 0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:19.440 and uh, you're you're able to drive it into town 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:22.280 and ship and yeah, which a few local restaurants. It 0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:24.440 was fucking awesome. It was. It was so cool. I 0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:26.879 can I cannot wait to go back with all of 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:29.720 you guys, can't wait to be there. But you know what, 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:32.320 I'm gonna turn it into a vacation. I'm gonna say 0:21:32.359 --> 0:21:35.720 for four extra days on the back and there we go, 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:40.639 my guy, tbh ttll good idea? Can I join you? 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:43.080 Do you want to like entertain my kids or some ship? 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:47.879 I would love to be the babysitter. Thank you, dude, 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:52.640 that's cool, Mr Nanny. I'm down. I'm down. Oh my god, 0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:56.080 you guys, yesterday I fucking divined it. Oh you you 0:21:56.119 --> 0:22:00.280 almost killed someone? You almost died yourself? Did you? Did 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:03.520 you almost fight someone almost? I was on a bike. No, 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.960 I was. I took like a pre workout at four 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:10.240 pm when I was doing a little workout and uh 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:14.480 I fell asleep at six am. You fell asleep at 0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:19.840 six pm six am? Okay, holy it was one of those. Well. 0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:24.439 I will say things affect you a lot, like you 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:26.960 don't like you don't really smoke that much weed, you 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:30.160 don't to do that many energy drinks, because I think 0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:35.800 things affect you greatly. Right, Is that a fair assessment. Yeah, 0:22:35.880 --> 0:22:38.280 I mean I do, but so I usually do like 0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:40.640 a workout around nine am, nine thirties, so I'll take 0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:42.879 it then, and I don't have trouble sleeping. But dude, 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:47.280 fucking after four I was wide awake. It was a nightmare. Yeah. 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.199 I worked out last night at like eight o'clock and 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:52.560 took pre workout right before. And guess what, guys, you're 0:22:52.600 --> 0:22:56.000 doing your your potion. No, I I stopped. I'm three days. 0:22:56.200 --> 0:23:00.720 I'm three days without the potion. Oh, good god, man, good, 0:23:01.040 --> 0:23:03.320 good job man. I get a lot of people like 0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:06.280 they're like, hey, great job. The pod is so cool, 0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:09.000 but like, what's up with Adam? Is he serious? Or 0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:11.280 is that a bit like we're worried about? Does he 0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:16.720 seriously kick ass? Seriously awesome? I think the Yeah, a 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:18.960 lot of people are hitting me up, going seriously awesome. 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:20.880 However you want to spin it, Yeah, however you want 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:22.280 to spend it. But a lot of people hit me 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:25.320 up and say like they're honestly worried about you, and 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.440 why are they going through you? Yeah, well, I think 0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:29.800 the ruga Lloyds are like I'm just talking to them. 0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:31.960 They're they're kind of the bitch of our fans. They're 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:35.840 like the bitches of our fans. They're motherly. However you'd 0:23:35.840 --> 0:23:37.720 like to spend it, I'm just relaying the message, and 0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:41.640 I'm happy that you've stopped. You well, I have. I 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:45.800 have stopped for three whole days. Uh so that's uh, 0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:49.119 that's it's been going great. That's good. Well, Dur's I 0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:52.400 can speak to like. I'm a good sleeper. I can 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:55.760 fall asleep stud very well. I hate the feeling of 0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:58.400 being restless and not being able to go to bed. 0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:02.360 That's why I will admit I have tried cocaine once 0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:05.160 in my life and I absolutely hated it because I 0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:11.480 could not fall asleep and it drove me insane. Nah right, yeah, 0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:15.760 I mean this was a step down from that. Actually 0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:18.360 it might not be. It's called like, it's this pre 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:20.600 workout that I grabbed. I usually do this other brand, 0:24:20.880 --> 0:24:22.119 but I ran out and I just went to g 0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:25.199 n C and got it's called lit af Yeah, no, 0:24:25.320 --> 0:24:29.280 that's cocaine. That's it's a gummy worm flavor. It's insane. 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:33.840 I fucking love pre workout stuff. In another life, I 0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:35.800 feel like I would have been a cocaine Yeah, Like 0:24:35.880 --> 0:24:38.480 I just you know, I just don't like the feeling. 0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:40.600 If you were more in your prime in the eighties, 0:24:40.640 --> 0:24:43.199 you would be coached in the wall. Yeah, I'd be 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:47.320 coach to the max for sure. Well, cocaine also fucking rules. 0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:50.320 It's so dope. Yeah, it's really dope. I don't know. 0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:52.960 I've never done it. Yeah, I love that ship. Yeah 0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:58.280 you've never done cocaine me. Yeah, I'm so glad you haven't. 0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:00.679 Can you imagine? Can you? My whole thing is like, 0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:03.080 I'm just not a hard drug guy, but I'm like, 0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.840 can you imagine me on cocaine? Yes? Have you seen 0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:08.719 American Psycho? You'd be Patrick Bateman. You would be up 0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:11.000 for a week straight, you would. You would just see 0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:13.199 a bag of cocaine and all of a sudden just 0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:18.160 starts sprinting somewhere. Oh man, you gotta try it. No, 0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:20.879 I don't think there's needs to I'm not really interested in. 0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:25.120 I wonder what drug I would want to do? Um, 0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:28.240 I don't know. You should do some micro dosing of shrooms. 0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:31.080 I think that might do. Yeah, the silly cybin bro Oh, 0:25:31.160 --> 0:25:35.520 you've you've never done mushrooms either, Hunt Jersey, No, gosh, Yeah, 0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:38.320 mushrooms are my favorite drugs. I will say I haven't 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:40.280 done like all the drugs, but I've done a fair 0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:45.640 amount of drugs, and mushrooms are for sure my favorite. 0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:47.920 It's awesome. Yeah, they and that's just you just you're 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:51.160 just hallucinating and going, wow, look at that possum over there. 0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:55.040 But really it's like cocoa. It's not that psycho. No, 0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:58.879 it's not. It's very rarely, you're very rarely seen ship. 0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:02.840 But you have to take a lot. But I mean 0:26:02.880 --> 0:26:06.720 I used to do a lot of mushrooms in high schools. 0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:09.080 Hey kids, Uh, if you want to get ahead and 0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:14.680 life allegedly, yeah, yeah, I probably did like twenty five 0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:18.600 times in high school. And who's counting, Yeah, like I 0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:23.399 mean dozens, like a couple dozen probably, And uh it's 0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:26.040 and then less as i've gotten older, just because you know, 0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:29.400 you just kind of do less drugs. You have things 0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:33.399 to do. But it's just the fucking best. It's you. 0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:37.280 You laugh so hard. Colors are more vibrant. And I 0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:41.360 just started, not just started, but I've like two years ago, 0:26:41.359 --> 0:26:44.040 I went to a buddy's birthday party and we all 0:26:44.680 --> 0:26:47.720 micro dosed and out in the desert and I'm like, well, 0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:49.200 I was like I don't know if I really want 0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:50.760 to be on mushrooms right now. This is more of 0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:53.240 a party atmosphere I'm trying to Is that the Friday 0:26:53.240 --> 0:26:55.680 that you were there and I came on Saturday? Yeah, exactly. 0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:57.080 You came the next day and I was like, I 0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.240 don't know if I really want to do this, and 0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:01.919 are buddy whose birthday was he was like, it's a 0:27:01.920 --> 0:27:03.480 micro dose. It's not the same. You're not going to 0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:05.880 trip balls. It's just kind of the fun effects where 0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:09.760 everything you're just giggly and uh, everything's um like in 0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:14.240 super focus vibrant. Everything's vibrant, the colors are are on 0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:16.119 and popping, and I'm like, all right, I'll give it 0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:20.640 a go vibro and I was fully vibro, fully vibrate vibro. 0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:22.880 And so then we took it. I was like, oh, 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.040 why am I not doing this every day right when 0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:28.320 I wake up in the morning. Allegedly, Well, that was 0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:31.800 the thing. I didn't do strooms until micro dosing became 0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:35.080 like an idea, because before it was like just fucking 0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:37.320 take the eight to the dome and it's like, I'm 0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:39.480 so scared of doing that because I already have a 0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:42.520 vivid imagination, very nervous as to where I'm gonna go. Yeah, 0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:44.760 you're talking about colors, and I'm like, I feel like 0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:48.280 colors are they're doing their thing already for me. Yeah. 0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:51.119 That's why I stayed away from the hallucinogens and all that, 0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:54.240 because I'm like, dude, I'm already like fucking pretty vibro, 0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:56.679 like just walking around. You know, there's no doubt in 0:27:56.720 --> 0:27:59.040 my mind about that you are vibra. Yeah. But the 0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:02.120 the micro dosing with something else, like that's like it's 0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.440 cool because you can just take a little tiny drop 0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:06.960 and then like you're like, do you think that dude 0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:10.440 mic Row has his own line of micro rhodes? I hope. 0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:14.560 So it's a dirty job, dirty job. It's the hat 0:28:14.920 --> 0:28:18.600 I got mic rho doses. That'd be fucking sick. Damn, 0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:22.320 you're onto something on something. Well. I feel every time 0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:26.280 I've ever done mushrooms, like a real amount of mushrooms, 0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.880 not just like a little micro dose. I always think 0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:33.560 like that you've you haven't figured out. Yeah, like the 0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:37.399 universe ship becomes clear to you. You're like, yes, you 0:28:37.400 --> 0:28:40.360 know what, I understand it now, And then as soon 0:28:40.400 --> 0:28:43.800 as you get sober again, like six six, eight hours later, 0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:46.200 you're like, what the fund did I have figured out? 0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:50.160 Yea son of a bitch? And actually, uh, me and 0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:53.640 my homie Austin, who you guys know, we actually back 0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:55.560 in the day when we're like nineteen years old, we 0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:59.440 filmed ourselves tripping so we could look back and be like, 0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:01.480 well that then we'll look back and kind of know 0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:04.000 hopefully maybe we said something to where we could figure 0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:07.920 it all out the universe basically, and then we just 0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:09.680 went back and looked at It's like an eight hour 0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:12.280 tape of us just like touching the popcorn ceiling on 0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:15.200 our shitty apartment and being like, whoa, You've got to 0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:20.000 feel the state of mind. Man, she's just children poisoned 0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:24.400 feeling walls. I got to see those tapes. What about LSD? 0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:27.280 Have have you guys ever fucked with LSD or oh 0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:30.360 that I've done a ton of Yeah, yeah, that's that's 0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:34.160 that's regular brothers went right to asset spinal tappen. Well 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.160 that's what I mean. I was tripping, like my my 0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:39.000 pops was like LSD was my favorite drug, and I 0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:41.080 was like, oh, really, well that was a more of 0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:44.600 a seventies drug. I mean, people still obviously still do it, 0:29:44.640 --> 0:29:47.000 but like that was big in the seven. I've never 0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:50.920 done it again. That feels harder to control than silly side. 0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.680 But it just feels like it's not gonna be a 0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:57.640 mushroom mushrooms. You see how much you're ingesting and it 0:29:57.720 --> 0:30:00.760 was just grown from the earth like with acid, Like 0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:02.479 when you do it's like they put it on a 0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:05.240 tab or I've seen people. I've never done it myself either, 0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:06.440 but like they put it on a gummy You're like, 0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:09.120 you don't know how much they accidentally squirted from their 0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:12.800 little uh droplet. It feels much more of like a 0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:16.920 medication laboratory thing than anything else. You know. By the way, 0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:21.640 this laboratory you're imagining is like some fucking dank, funky 0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:25.280 ass kitchen where they're like pulling it all together and 0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:27.720 you might die, you might not. Yeah, this isn't Cow 0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:30.480 State Berkeley. Brother, just put some paul olive in there 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:34.560 to give us some texture, little slickness to it. Put 0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:36.719 some die in it. Yeah. My dad said something like 0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:40.400 he was like when when you were born, Uh, I 0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:42.520 was so worried that I had been doing too much 0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:44.720 acid and I was going to like you were going 0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.120 to come out fucked up, and I was like, oh, okay, 0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:56.520 and you did. Yeah. I think he's onto something burning 0:30:56.680 --> 0:31:01.720 others feels good. Bro. He made me a cake for 0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:03.680 my birthday this year, like right before I came up 0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:07.760 to Toronto, the cause of diarrhea, and it says Happy 0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:14.280 Birthday from your arugaloids. And it's a fucking like cool 0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:17.200 ass confetti cake and he put a rugola on the 0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:19.840 outside of it, and he put it on the icing 0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:22.160 and ship and I was like, wow, you put a 0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:24.840 rugola on the cake. That's really cool. And my mom's 0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:26.920 like yeah. I had to talk him out of like 0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:30.640 actually baking the arugula into the cake, and I was 0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:32.680 like really, and my Dad's like, I wanted to do it. 0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:36.960 That's a great idea. It would have been fantastic case 0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:40.760 of yeah exactly, that is really swed big shout out. 0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:43.959 I forget your birthday is day, So your birthday is 0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:47.400 coming up in a just a few yeah, like four days. 0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:51.600 What are we gonna do, bro, You're like, should we? Yeah? 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:53.440 Oh dude, yeah, I'll have to do it when I 0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.200 come back because I am currently in Toronto in an 0:31:56.200 --> 0:31:59.920 apartment quarantining by myself. How long are you up there for? 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:03.720 I'm up here for about three months, come back in 0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:07.480 April months. That's not that's not too bad. I have 0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:11.840 to quarantine for fucking this is day two. Canada makes 0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:15.360 you quarantine for fourteen days. That's rough with like armed 0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:17.840 guards out there now no arm guards, But there's a 0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:20.840 hefty find if you get caught. So, like, I think 0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:24.040 the personal fine is a thousand dollars or whatever, but 0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:26.680 the company's fine is a million. But isn't that worth 0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:30.040 the rush? That's worth the rush of running around out there? 0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:33.400 The company's fine is a million dollars. Yeah, So you 0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:35.479 don't want to be that guy that like fully just 0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:38.000 fox the production up because you had to go get 0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:40.120 a cheeseburger somewhere, you know what I mean. So you're 0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:42.760 not gonna send it. I'm still gonna send it. I'm 0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:44.720 not gonna send it. I'm gonna ask somebody to send 0:32:44.720 --> 0:32:48.880 it to me via instat cart. Yeah. That that that's 0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:52.120 a lot. I'm going to Charleston here in about a 0:32:52.200 --> 0:32:55.120 month now. And I don't think they make you do 0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:57.880 ship like I've been talking to people, like, it's fully open. 0:32:57.880 --> 0:32:59.680 You can do what you want. You gotta kiss this 0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:04.200 just don't catch COVID basically, and I'm gonna be out 0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:08.280 there for six months shooting Righteous Gemstones. Oh my god, 0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:11.680 I want to come visit. I don't know how you 0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:14.160 guys are doing o there, but we're like taking tons 0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:17.080 of breaks, like every like two weeks. They have like 0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:20.520 a week off built in. Oh well, I mean it's smart, 0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:23.959 especially if there's no real regulations of people coming in, 0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:26.520 because you will get postponed because the new rules of 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:28.840 the film industry is like you will. But that's the 0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:30.960 dumbest thing ever. You're gonna give everyone a week to 0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:34.360 go funk around and like be social. That's stupid. You're 0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.800 gonna have things, you're gonna get somebody's gonna get it right, 0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:39.680 So you might as well not have those breaks because 0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:41.400 you're gonna have those breaks at some point. Anyway. Oh, 0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:43.360 I think all of this ship is insane. We should 0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:47.160 be shooting in a bubble. Just know that, for sure, 0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:49.240 we're going to try to get everything done in however 0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.240 long it three, three or four months, however long it 0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:55.280 will actually take us to shoot ten episodes, It'll take 0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.720 us four months. But just know that there will be 0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:02.680 at least a month of delay because someone's gonna get COVID. Sure, 0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:05.440 you know that's what I'm not looking. They've already delayed 0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:08.239 production for two weeks, so I came out here two 0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.960 weeks later and I'm I'm like, I can't really do 0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:14.960 the whole postpone, so we gotta be fucking good. Yeah, 0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:19.200 you're fourteen days in the box. You know, personally, I 0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:22.319 have set a new personal low. I just dumped a 0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:26.080 motherfucking three thousand piece puzzle over at my house. So 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:29.000 what are you doing to kill the time? WHOA, Yeah, 0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:33.640 it's bad. Uh well, damn three thousand piece puzzle. That's amazing, 0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:35.080 you know. And if I could just take a little 0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:37.960 time to talk to our listeners about jigsaw puzzles. I 0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:40.640 know it's a hot topic out there. Dang this is 0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:42.040 this is going to hit a lot of people over 0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:47.720 the head. Hit him with it, Blake. I'm a big puzzler. Yeah, yeah, 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:51.200 I've done about twelve thousand piece puzzles in the quarantine, 0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:54.400 but it was my first time ever dumping out a 0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:58.800 three thousand piece puzzle. That's amazing. How vibrant are the colors? 0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:02.320 Are they vibrant enough? Are they vibro well? What sucks 0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:05.560 about a three thousand piece puzzle is if you really 0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:09.520 don't like the image, it's it's basically torture. So right now, 0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:11.480 I just I don't even have a kitchen because there's 0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:15.160 just puzzle pieces everywhere. It's bad, that's fantastic, it's terrible. 0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:16.839 That's a lot of patient. How long does it take 0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:21.200 you to do that? I mean the thousand that'll take 0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:25.520 me about two to three weeks. Probably didn't you like 0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:29.359 grow up all kind of having puzzles out around Christmas time? 0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:32.239 I remember like coming over to your like mom and 0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:35.080 stepdad's house and there was a puzzle out, and remember 0:35:35.600 --> 0:35:39.560 being like, these these are puzzle people. Yes, yes, they're 0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:42.560 like figuring the puzzles. I did grow up in a 0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:45.520 puzzling family, which also brought me to ask you, guys 0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:48.799 a question. Did you grow up and this might be 0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:52.000 some like oaky stuff, did you guys ever grow up 0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:55.440 with puzzles glued together as a piece of art in 0:35:55.480 --> 0:36:01.000 your house? No? Absolutely not. I mean my mom has 0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:05.319 like hilariously you know, not shots fired against her, but 0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:09.720 like very midwestern style of art that she thinks is awesome. 0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:12.239 What does that mean to people? That means she likes 0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:16.040 like wooden things that have words on them that is 0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:19.120 inspiring even from way back or like I know she 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:21.520 I know, the whole crib is decked out now, but like, 0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:24.160 well now it's like that it used to be just 0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:28.520 like kind of water colors of like a a river 0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:32.080 or something, and it just it looks It was like, oh, 0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:35.360 obviously this was sold at like a t J Max that. 0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.960 She was like, I gotta get that frame, Like did 0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:39.680 you have did you guys ever have like did you 0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:42.240 know what precious moments were? They were like those little 0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:45.960 like dolls with the eyes, little figurines and maybe like 0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:49.120 with their little sister with a Teddy Bear and stuff. Yeah, 0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:51.160 precious moment My mom had tons of that. I had 0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:54.160 one of those in my Workaholics office that I had 0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:56.799 I got from my grandma's like garage and put up 0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.520 in the Workaholics office. I remember that. I remember that. 0:36:59.600 --> 0:37:03.320 There's just precious moments. For days, we had like Viking 0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:08.120 ships and stuff around the house. It was all just 0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:12.600 like Norwegian long boats. I love just the Nordic theme. 0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.960 You just had cool death metal ship all over the place, 0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:19.800 you know, just the boats, just like paintings of boats. 0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:23.480 And ships and viking. You know what. It starts with boats, 0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:27.080 it ends with burning churches. I wonder like what our 0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:29.840 weird ship will be, because you know, I mean I 0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:35.000 look at like my grandmother and like her her decorations 0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:38.080 she got in she like loved birds, so like, as 0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:41.000 soon as you are old and like, people are like, well, 0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:43.839 we have to get something for grandma for her house 0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:47.399 because she loves birds and she loves birds. Then you're like, well, 0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:50.799 she loves cardinals. So her whole fucking house was just 0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:53.880 it was a fucking atrium in there. There were so 0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:59.240 many cardinals. And then she got into painting, but specifically 0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:03.600 on porcelain plates that she would paint. And at first 0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:06.400 she wasn't that good at painting, so you saw the 0:38:06.440 --> 0:38:09.239 progression of her like shitty bird paintings, and then like 0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:11.719 she got pretty decent. We're like, actually, this one does 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.640 look like a bird. You can hang that one up. 0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:18.080 But then they're all hanging around the house, and then 0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:21.120 and then you're just like you it didn't even dawn 0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:23.800 at me until much later that it's such an insane 0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:26.600 thing to just have hundreds of pieces of bird art 0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:31.680 in your pretty pretty reasonably small home. Just decked out. 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.960 That's a trip. It's a trip. My nana had had 0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:38.319 fucking spoons on wooden like cut out things that were 0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:40.799 just like spoons were all over the living room, and 0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:42.920 it's like, why are there spoons everywhere? She was a 0:38:42.960 --> 0:38:52.239 heroin Addict. It's like she's my mom, bro. I mean, 0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:55.040 a lot of people you just you you pick things 0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.279 up from your travels. Like I think my parents like 0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:00.520 had some fucking sick honeymoon that they went on, like 0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.319 the way before their kids and ship, you know, so 0:39:03.360 --> 0:39:05.920 they had like I think they went to like Russia. 0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:08.920 My mom was a stewardess, so she had like unlimited 0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:11.239 miles and they just fucking walked to the earth. Oh 0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:14.239 that's awesome. I mean, there's only a few things you 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:18.480 can collect. It's either spoons, shot glasses, magnets, it's whatever's 0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:21.399 in the airport. My mom did shot glasses. My mom 0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.680 had magnets. My mom did shot glasses as well. We 0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:26.160 had a ton of those. Sometimes you have them. My 0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:31.880 dad had, my mom had shot glasses. I came him 0:39:31.920 --> 0:39:37.480 out far Broy. My dad was hell the worried. He's like, 0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:40.400 I just did three tabs of acid over the last 0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:44.759 couple of years. Who, Yeah, I'm here. I'm good now 0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:48.080 my mom? Is it big into like wooden signs that 0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:51.839 say ship specifically about like the like she just moved 0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:55.560 to a lake a few years ago, and uh, it's 0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:59.200 so many things that just say like lake live. And 0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:03.439 he's like, Hobby lobbied out. It's absurd. And I've tried 0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:05.200 to talk to her and I'm like, this is a lot, 0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:07.880 and she's like, well, no, there's hardly any pieces. She like, 0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:12.120 it's a bit. You fucking idiot, big dude, it's funny, 0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:15.480 you fucking idiot. I thought you're in a comedy. It's hilarious. 0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:17.600 What is that? Is that like an Amazon addiction that 0:40:17.680 --> 0:40:21.319 she's just like constantly looking for new fucking Cora. No, No, 0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:23.640 it's she's not buying a lot of this stuff. Where's 0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:26.279 it coming from? Yeah? I think it's she like had 0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:28.960 one or two things, and then she tells people like 0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:31.719 I like having Wooden signs, and then people are like, 0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:34.759 Penny likes wooden signs. Penny likes wooden signs, so when 0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:36.960 they come and stay, they bring one. And then and 0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.319 then she just gifted so many signs and I'm like, 0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:41.279 you don't need to put all of them up. It's 0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:44.920 an insane amount because there's I mean, it's in my 0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:47.879 Instagram story like a highlight. Because I went around. I'm like, Mom, 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:49.799 this is a lot of words all over your house. 0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:51.880 And she's like, no, there's just a few. And I'm like, 0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:54.920 I bet they're sixty and she's like no. And I 0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:57.920 went around. There's like fifty or sixty things that just 0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:00.920 say ship all over. Just keep you entertained as you 0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:03.399 walked through the crib. But I'm like, wonder what my ship, 0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:05.959 like our ship is going to be. You know, Blake 0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.120 is going to have the wackiest fucking house of all 0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.399 time when he's he already does. I don't know why 0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:12.600 we're saying what it's gonna be. Like, we all have 0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:16.000 homes that aren't bare walls, like exactly, Kyle has a 0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:18.680 ton of paintings that his wife did. Blake has a 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.520 fucking like pee Wee's playhouse. Yeah, what is yours? Didn't 0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:24.000 like your wife go like wild on lizards or some 0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:27.600 ship great show. There was like lizard art all over. 0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:30.359 Oh yeah she did. We had a whole bunch of 0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:34.440 like a bunch of lizard art. Yeah, room that was 0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:37.239 like the lizard room and it was insane. It got 0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:39.880 to the level that we're talking about, and I remember 0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:42.080 I was like I didn't really have the heart. I 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.520 was like, this is your art room. You do whatever 0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.720 you'd like in here. That's fine. And then you guys 0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:50.279 came over and you guys roasted the room and then 0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:53.440 like no, yeah. I remember walking in on me and like, 0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:55.319 holy ship, there's a lot of lizards in here, and 0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:58.320 you're like I remember you getting self conscious like yeah, yeah, 0:41:58.360 --> 0:42:01.080 there is a lot, a whole lot of it's cool. 0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:04.640 Lizards are actually cool. No. It was so perfect because 0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:06.200 it was one of those moments where I was like, 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:08.640 all of a sudden, I had a new fucking angle 0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:10.520 where I'm like, you know, the guys came over and 0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:13.480 don't throw us on the They were like, wow, this 0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:16.160 is a lot of lizards, and I played it. Now. 0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:18.080 It's a big room. It was a main room in 0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:20.840 the house. I think was the shock was tight. We 0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:23.360 had like all these weird like three D bumble bees 0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.520 and ship all over the place too. It was like 0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.960 but it wasn't great art. It was like outdoor art. 0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:30.560 It was just like you had some cool as ship 0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:33.640 like some cool like native beated art that was like, whoa, 0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:35.719 this is actually a super dope piece, and then it 0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:37.840 would be right next to that, yeah that like you 0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:40.279 got it from Marshall's on the discount rack and it's 0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:43.319 like exactly, well, yeah, well that's the thing is once 0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:46.320 you start to go down like I like bumble bees, 0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:49.040 and you have like one piece of like cool bumblebee 0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:51.400 art or some ship, and then people and then all 0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.160 of a sudden you're like, well, I'm the bumblebee guy, 0:42:53.800 --> 0:42:57.560 and then you need to fucking eighty five bumblebees in 0:42:57.719 --> 0:43:00.759 an eight room, you know what I mean. And then 0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:03.279 that's what it looks insane. If you like just one 0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:05.880 or two bumblebees and you're like, oh that's cool, and 0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:08.120 then you do other ship, then it's fine. It's it's 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:11.759 when you go way too hard on one specific thing. Yeah, 0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:14.880 and that room was a product of Amazon. That's why absolutely, 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:17.880 because she was just like, boom, let me get that, boom, 0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:20.000 let me get that. I think our duty as a 0:43:20.040 --> 0:43:23.160 podcast to all our fifty five plus listeners out there 0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:26.480 just be careful what animal you identify with, because your 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:29.920 grandchild also nott. You know, they're in their thirties. It 0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:32.880 can happen early. Yeah, be careful if you're like I 0:43:32.920 --> 0:43:35.560 love giraffes, because next thing you know, they're gonna be 0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:38.719 some girafts in the crib. For real. You're all raft out, 0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:41.680 You're gonna be raft out. Dude. My aunt loves fucking 0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:48.200 tweetie bird. Man, the whole house is filled with tweetie bird. 0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:51.800 That's too much. I love tweetie bird. That's crazy, like 0:43:52.480 --> 0:43:56.160 unreal amounts of tweetie bird everything. What is to love 0:43:56.200 --> 0:43:58.799 about tweetie bird? I don't know. She's loved tweetie bird 0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:01.920 like since I remember, since I was born the eighties? 0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:05.919 Since is that the worst Looney tune character? Tweeting bird? 0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.359 What's wrong with tweetie bird? Do you think I'm trying 0:44:08.400 --> 0:44:12.160 to remember what tweety birds vibe? Is? Tweet that? Right? 0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:14.880 Is it? A girl is tweeting? Like I thought I 0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:18.239 saw a potty tat isn't tweeting that? Yeah? I thought 0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:29.760 I taught. Yeah. First of all, all birds kind of suck. 0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:34.680 Whoa chill, bro, Yeah, American eagles are so sight the 0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:39.080 crane now, dude, owls fucking raw. American eagles are not 0:44:39.200 --> 0:44:43.360 tight flamingoes. Are super dope. Owls are so sick. Owls 0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:46.800 are so not sick at all. First of all, you, hey, 0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:49.399 fuck you. You are wrong. Yo, you're about to get 0:44:49.480 --> 0:44:51.879 ow old. You better chill. They can they can hear 0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:54.759 you know. Fuck you, dude, adam, fuck you. I beat 0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:56.080 you to it. I beat you. I just beat you 0:44:56.120 --> 0:45:00.239 to it. No, I already said it. Fuck you owls rock. 0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:01.920 When's the last time you saw a fucking owl? You 0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:05.319 prick a few a few years ago when I moved 0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:08.600 into my house a few years ago. You're such a 0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:11.799 fucking dumbass. There was a owl that lived in the 0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:14.400 tree that like refused to let me move in. He 0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:17.160 was like a total dick. He'd swoop down. That's right. 0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:19.960 They're super territorial. You'd come out on the balcony. He 0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:22.560 he had hood the ship out of me. Scared me 0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:26.480 to death. Fucking terrifying. Oh well, you're a weakling. They're scary, 0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:30.600 fucking terrifying our predators. You're a weak ass. No, I'm not, dude, 0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:33.640 I'm as strong as hell. No, you're a fucking weak ass. 0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:36.560 I know, and I think you know that that is 0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:38.959 not true. I'm not a weak ass. I just can't 0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:41.440 believe this. He's scared of birds. I'm not scared. I 0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:44.480 just don't like them. You just said it scared the 0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:46.919 ship out of you, and that's why you didn't like it. Bro. Well, 0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:48.840 if you're standing on a balcony and all of a 0:45:48.880 --> 0:45:52.680 sudden something, it's like, who that will scare the ship 0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:55.200 out of you? Dude, Okay, so you're a weak ass 0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.480 and that's why you don't like owls. I wouldn't stop 0:45:57.520 --> 0:45:59.920 my stride, I'd go owl and I would keep walking. 0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.279 I just think you're dismissing the wisdom of one of 0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:05.200 the most majestic birds on planet Earth. What other birds 0:46:05.200 --> 0:46:08.320 are amazing? Right? What other birds are amazing? Other birds? 0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:13.799 A hawk, A redtail hawk is fucking cool. Hawks, a peacocks, hummingbirds, hummingbirds. 0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:16.520 I mean, they're cool when they're flying. But but I'm saying. 0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:20.160 Woodpeckers they make that noise. Woodpeckers, they have a cartoon. 0:46:20.160 --> 0:46:24.080 Woodpeckers are the worst. Like my parents house, Uh, there's 0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:27.040 a woodpecker right outside. It was the absolute worst thing 0:46:27.080 --> 0:46:29.200 because they start at like four thirty in the morning 0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:32.840 just pecking the fucking wood. Dude, I'll pissed down. You 0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:35.680 should be making breakfast with somebody. I'm and I'm just 0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:38.160 saying I'm pissing now. Fuck birds. And that's a T 0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:43.200 shirt printed birds dude, birds. Wow, I'm pissing now. Fuck you, dude. 0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:46.319 You need to you need to watch some documentaries on 0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:50.000 owls and ship because they got some really cool attributes. 0:46:50.320 --> 0:46:53.200 I don't dislike animals. I like other animals. I get that. 0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:56.279 I'm talking owls, specifically the owls. I mean, have you 0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:59.600 watched the opening credit sequence of the Labyrinth anytime and recently? 0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:07.320 I'm not felt something when that owl? Thank you? Hey, guys, 0:47:07.560 --> 0:47:11.360 I think I know my takebacks already for this episode, 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:16.520 and no I'm gonna save it. But I do say 0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:21.240 fun birds. Owls. Owls are mean animals. They're not cool, 0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:24.360 They're not like owls protect you from all of the 0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:26.799 fucking rats that are trying to get into your house. 0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:28.560 Do you know that, You know they swooped down and 0:47:28.600 --> 0:47:30.799 do something for you. You know they're serving you because 0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:34.959 they respect you. Hey, guess what, don't hate rats? Don't 0:47:35.000 --> 0:47:39.160 hate them? Oh you're a rat guy. No, I'm not 0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:42.719 a rat guy. I dislike owls. There's evidence of you 0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:45.759 killing rats. You dislike owls more than rats. I just 0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:50.319 like owls more than I dislike rats. This is the 0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:56.080 most controversial episode yet owls versus rats. You're so dumb. Hey, 0:47:56.160 --> 0:47:58.680 I've had a pet rat before, I've had a pet rat. 0:47:58.840 --> 0:48:01.560 I would never allow an owl into my house. It 0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:05.120 wouldn't want to be in your house. So du thank you. Really, 0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:07.239 even when they pull up the feathers, you can see 0:48:07.239 --> 0:48:10.160 how jacks they are. Dude. You can't trust an owl. 0:48:10.520 --> 0:48:13.400 You cannot trust absolutely not. That's what makes them savage. 0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:16.000 You're gonna stand by that. And owl will fuck your girl, 0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:19.839 and I will suck your girl. Rats no, man, they'll 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:23.120 scamper off. What the fuck the owl said? Ow will 0:48:23.200 --> 0:48:28.960 suck your girl? Owill, I will suck your girl. You're 0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:32.880 going opposite, like a fucking rat is somebody who is 0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:35.359 something who would suck your girl? Dude, the owl will 0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:38.520 give you wisdom. There's a joke, there's a rat will 0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:40.600 tell on you. A rat will be a bit and 0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:44.400 tell on you, and owl will fuck your girl. Now 0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:47.839 you dude, no, if you owl doesn't trick because if 0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:49.440 you go up to owl and you're like, hey, man, 0:48:49.600 --> 0:48:52.680 was this somebody here, he's just like who And you're like, Okay, 0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:56.080 I see what you're doing. Was my girl was somebody 0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:59.200 or not? Who? I will fuck your girl? I'll fun 0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:05.040 your girl. Hashtag don't leave me alone with her? Because 0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:09.560 our fuck? Did you my girl? Who did you fool 0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:16.200 with my girl? Who? Will? Did you knock? Knock? Who's there? Owl? O? 0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:22.879 Girl girl? And also I'll say, like I know, like 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:27.720 eagles are beautiful, majestic creatures I and I also enjoy 0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:31.359 when I see an American bald eagle uh in a tree. 0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:35.440 I'm like, whoa, that's pretty legit. But those guys are 0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:42.120 uh fucking eagle maniacs. Well, like those guys arec You've 0:49:42.120 --> 0:49:44.120 got it a little twisted because you're I think you're 0:49:44.120 --> 0:49:46.480 thinking of like the majestic ones in the mountaintops. But 0:49:46.520 --> 0:49:48.719 there's bald eagles that kick it in the swamps of 0:49:48.760 --> 0:49:51.879 Florida that are hella down the earth right there, like 0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:56.600 the people for grimy dudes, They they just eat pythons. 0:49:57.360 --> 0:50:01.560 There's nothing majestic. Do you like sna aches more than birds? No? 0:50:01.719 --> 0:50:04.200 I don't. I don't like snakes either. Do you like 0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:08.800 snakes more than rats? Uh? Or rats more than snakes? 0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:10.719 What's cool. Is they all eat each other, all three 0:50:10.800 --> 0:50:13.480 of these things. Yeah, exactly, we got a cool cycle 0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:16.040 happening here. Nothing eats the eagle. Well, you know what 0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:19.480 I feel like if it depends on like I'm thinking specifically, 0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:22.920 like in my home, Like if if a rat is 0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:24.560 in my home, I'm like, all right, I know how 0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:27.400 to get rid of that. Like snakes, I wouldn't like 0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:29.560 that at all, And really I would like that less 0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:31.600 than rats. But that's how you get rid of the 0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:34.359 rats is you get a snake and then you get 0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:40.080 that owl when you're done with a snake. Yeah, yeah, dude. 0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:43.320 Literally two nights ago, I have like an ice machine 0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:45.480 on my deck that I always go out and get ice, 0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:48.000 and uh, I'm just going to get ice, and I 0:50:48.040 --> 0:50:51.560 look out and this giant fucking possum, one of the 0:50:51.560 --> 0:50:56.239 biggest possums I've ever seen, was so scary. They're hideously ugly. 0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.360 And he was standing up on his hind legs holding 0:50:59.440 --> 0:51:03.480 onto the on my outside little refrigerator, yanking on the door, 0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:05.960 trying to open it. I thought you were about to 0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.400 be like holding onto Chloe's leg and you just have 0:51:08.480 --> 0:51:14.919 all these animals trying to posibr girl awesome girl. It's 0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:22.200 like Dr Doolittle. But what are you guys doing the dog? 0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:27.680 They're all just clothes. I'm sorry. They just love me that. Yeah, 0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:31.319 possums are are freaky deaky. I I agree. Uh, they're 0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:33.920 a little weird. I don't know what's going on in 0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:36.160 their minds. I yell at him, I like go on there, 0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:38.120 and I'm like hey, and he looks at me and 0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:40.920 like rolls his eyes. He's like uh and then like 0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:43.600 scampered off. He was like annoyed that. I'm like, he's 0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:45.880 trying to get in my refrigerator and looked like he 0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:47.759 knew how to get into He was holding it with 0:51:47.800 --> 0:51:50.680 two arms and like yanking on it. And I'm like, oh, 0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:55.400 this motherfucker goes backyard to backyard in my neighborhood trying 0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:59.760 outside refrigerators, Like this is how he gets fed. For definitely, 0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.480 a ccoon could pull that door open. They have thumbs, right, 0:52:02.840 --> 0:52:05.759 like for sure. Raccoons are like yeah, they got like 0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:10.920 little human hands. Man. Yeah, I love because of those 0:52:10.960 --> 0:52:14.440 little raccoon hands on my back. Yeah, you're talking to 0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:17.439 Kyle the five am hiker over here, so you know 0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:20.359 he knows I want to wrap one of those possum tales, right, 0:52:20.400 --> 0:52:22.440 he's like in these owls a little too. Raccoons are 0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:26.560 off the charts. I don't know, you're such a piece 0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:30.400 of ship for like dismissing the wisdom of the birds 0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:32.800 of the sky. You keep saying the wisdom of the owl. 0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:35.560 But this is obviously like a pass down myth from 0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:38.759 like yeah, like there's not even okay when I way 0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:41.560 to qualify the wisdom of an owl. That's just the 0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:44.000 majesty of it. The meaning of the animal, what it 0:52:44.040 --> 0:52:47.160 means to the world, The meaning of the animal. Have 0:52:47.280 --> 0:52:51.680 you looked into owl's eyes? Me? Yes, you're talking totem poles, yeah, 0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.359 what it can represent. I'm just I'm just like, I 0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:58.720 don't like birds. Man. They're they're they're not trustworthy. Anyone 0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:01.200 that has birds in their house, are there, It's it's 0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:03.440 a weird thing to just have a ton of birds. 0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:08.720 They smell in cages, they're they're making way too much noise. 0:53:09.360 --> 0:53:13.160 Like it's it's a birds fucking kind of suck. Like 0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:15.640 if you're and also for you, when you walk into 0:53:15.640 --> 0:53:19.680 that house, you're terrified every time. I mean, honestly, if 0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:21.480 I walked in and there was an owl. They're just 0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:24.640 cooing at me aggressively. I would not like that. Admittedly, 0:53:24.680 --> 0:53:27.239 I don't like caged birds. I don't think that feels right. Yeah, 0:53:27.640 --> 0:53:30.840 I mean I have one. I have one. This is 0:53:30.840 --> 0:53:32.839 why it's hitting you a little hard. What if it's 0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:35.520 a chicken. If it's a chicken in the coop, we 0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:37.719 can we can roll with that because well, chicken, at 0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:41.040 least you're like the cockle doodle do you in the morning. No, 0:53:41.120 --> 0:53:45.360 that's a rooster. Okay, well then yeah, chickens. I like roosters. 0:53:45.600 --> 0:53:48.759 But chickens are delicious. They make eggs. Yeah, no, they're well, 0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:50.480 they're spitting out some eggs, so you at least get it, 0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:53.399 like you know, you you something. Eggs don't come out 0:53:53.400 --> 0:53:56.960 of their mouths. I know they're spitting them out of 0:53:56.960 --> 0:54:00.239 their their butts, right, thing, it's like a Yoshi situation. Wait, 0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:03.279 that is a good question. Do eggs come out of 0:54:03.360 --> 0:54:07.399 chicken's ass or is there like another butt hole? An 0:54:07.400 --> 0:54:10.319 egg is a period just so you know. Okay, but 0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:13.000 girls don't have periods out of their butt hole? Wait? 0:54:13.040 --> 0:54:16.000 Do they How often do egg do they? Is there 0:54:16.040 --> 0:54:18.600 only once a month? Or how often do they give 0:54:18.640 --> 0:54:22.560 an egg? Every day, So they have a period every day. Yeah, 0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:27.799 well it's it's like a non active period. It's well, hey, 0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:31.200 and uh, feel free to text us the truth about 0:54:31.200 --> 0:54:32.960 this ship that we don't know about. No. No, I'm 0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:37.080 pretty positive that an egg is a period that is 0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:44.680 not being fertilized. That's tight. You sound like one of 0:54:44.680 --> 0:54:48.799 those astronauts that gave the female astronauts fifty thousand tampons 0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:53.680 who's liked. Just might be enough. But Kyle, you didn't 0:54:53.719 --> 0:54:55.799 answer my question. Do they have two butth holes? Do 0:54:55.880 --> 0:54:57.920 they have an egg butth hole? And I don't know 0:54:57.960 --> 0:55:02.040 how many holes they have? Sorry, I don't know. Vagina vagina? Oh, 0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:05.279 the egg is coming out of there? Vaginall? Yeah, that's 0:55:05.320 --> 0:55:08.440 the period. They're not shitting out eggs. Where is a 0:55:08.520 --> 0:55:11.920 vagina located on a chicken bend over? I'll show you. 0:55:13.160 --> 0:55:15.600 Did I do that? What do you mean? Where is 0:55:15.640 --> 0:55:18.360 it located? It's basically in the same spot as you 0:55:18.480 --> 0:55:21.560 probably thinking. It's kind of the same spot that you 0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:23.799 would think. Yeah, if you maybe drop some acid get 0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:26.080 in there, it would be super vibrant buttholes looking at 0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:28.319 you and then something I don't know, there has to 0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:31.240 be there has to be animals that have like Dickson 0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:34.919 vaginas in really weird spots, right, I mean like Star 0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:36.560 Trek where he kicks the dude in the knee and 0:55:36.600 --> 0:55:38.520 it turned out to be his nuts. That's like when 0:55:38.560 --> 0:55:40.640 you kick at him with his lap hong. I don't 0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:42.480 remember that, but I like that. That was a classic. 0:55:42.520 --> 0:55:45.160 What was that? That was the famous Star Trek movie 0:55:45.160 --> 0:55:47.719 what's it called Rapacon where he's like fighting the giant 0:55:47.800 --> 0:55:49.440 dude and he kicks him in the knee and he 0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:51.239 goes down hard and he's like, what the funk is Like, 0:55:52.000 --> 0:55:56.719 that's where his testicles are? Of the change? Did we 0:55:56.800 --> 0:56:00.359 write Star Trek what happened? I think we should. Yeah, 0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:02.319 I want to go check out some Star Trek now. 0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:05.200 That just heroes and icon. That was one of my 0:56:05.239 --> 0:56:08.520 favorite bits on on set when we would like, uh, hey, 0:56:08.880 --> 0:56:10.520 have a good scene and then we tap each other 0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:12.799 on the knee and then that person goes ah the 0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:18.279 middle of my dick. You just because the end of 0:56:18.320 --> 0:56:22.560 its way down there a bully. I had fun on 0:56:22.560 --> 0:56:25.040 that show too. Yeah, that show was a lot of fun. 0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:27.040 I really enjoyed that show. Guys, there was a long 0:56:27.080 --> 0:56:29.359 time ago. You know, we're done shooting the show, uh, 0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:32.640 because I don't know it's talking about something with Chloe uh. 0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:34.880 And I was like, yeah, like two years ago when 0:56:34.920 --> 0:56:36.400 we started, and she was like, it's more two years ago, 0:56:36.400 --> 0:56:37.960 and I'm like, yeah, how long has it been. It's 0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:40.839 been four years now, four years since we've been doing 0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:45.560 on the show. What was it like August of or something. 0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:48.560 I think something like that or October November. At the 0:56:48.640 --> 0:56:51.520 end of it was like October or November. Yeah, maybe 0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:54.120 the beginning of November. It was harvest season because y'all 0:56:54.160 --> 0:56:57.600 were smoking my weed on the roof. Real it was harvest. 0:56:57.640 --> 0:56:59.880 But we want to talk about that ship was so sick. 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.719 You guys fucking smoked my first crop of weed on 0:57:02.760 --> 0:57:05.360 the roof and the last I was mad high for 0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:09.160 that last scene of Worcoholics. Yeah, that was hilarious. No, 0:57:09.320 --> 0:57:12.120 I was higher. I was hiding that And I quied, 0:57:14.800 --> 0:57:16.600 was that did you say that? Is that in the 0:57:16.640 --> 0:57:19.120 show where like this is real weed? No, this is 0:57:19.160 --> 0:57:23.280 real weed? Something like the credit that was Blake saying 0:57:23.320 --> 0:57:25.320 that Blake was going and this is real weed. And 0:57:25.360 --> 0:57:30.080 I'm like, I know, we're we're acting, and he's like, 0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:33.120 it's real weed. I'm like, I know, obviously it's real. Weed. 0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:40.920 Were where the characters rolling huge crane shots? So good, 0:57:41.400 --> 0:57:45.320 so good, perfect ending, dude, Yeah, for sure, it's real, 0:57:45.440 --> 0:57:47.880 like how it always has been for every scene of 0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:52.240 the show Man. This is real. So I'm glad we 0:57:52.280 --> 0:57:54.560 did that. I'm glad. People ask us all the time 0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:56.680 like you guys must have been hot the whole time. 0:57:56.680 --> 0:58:00.240 It's like I could count on one hand the amount 0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:03.920 of times we were actually high shooting a scene. Uh, 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:09.400 because people don't realize that it takes twelve straight hours 0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:13.680 to shoot just a few minutes. Yeah, for like four 0:58:13.800 --> 0:58:17.040 my minutes of the show. So if you were to 0:58:17.160 --> 0:58:20.400 smoke at the beginning, if you're smoking all day throughout 0:58:20.440 --> 0:58:23.120 the day as many joints as we smoke on the show, 0:58:23.360 --> 0:58:25.040 you could, you wouldn't be able to finish the day. 0:58:25.320 --> 0:58:27.240 You would just be like and you wouldn't be able 0:58:27.280 --> 0:58:30.439 to improvise, like I'm a dogshit improviser when I'm high, 0:58:30.480 --> 0:58:33.840 I'm just like, yeah, man cool, No, no, no, no, 0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:37.760 that's not funny. No no, uh wait, what was it? 0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:40.960 What was it? I just had it? What was it? 0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:44.800 What was I just had? You said that? Who did 0:58:44.960 --> 0:58:52.680 say that? Do we say that already? I'll your girl, 0:58:53.240 --> 0:58:57.000 Oh god, I will fuck your girl. Does anyone have 0:58:57.040 --> 0:59:01.800 any takebacks, apologies or compliment so I remembered it nice 0:59:02.320 --> 0:59:05.400 and we'll compliment on remembering. Well. Yeah, I'd like to 0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:10.160 take back my history with the American Mexico border and 0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:13.600 just plug in the word allegedly. And they're trying to 0:59:13.600 --> 0:59:16.040 sneak shit in because I do not know what the 0:59:16.120 --> 0:59:17.880 rules are. I don't know what that is, and I 0:59:17.880 --> 0:59:20.920 don't need nobody coming for me, thank you. Yeah, I 0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:24.880 can bet that they're they're not going to come after 0:59:24.960 --> 0:59:28.280 you for for trying to get twelve pain pills across 0:59:28.360 --> 0:59:32.600 the border alleged. Allegedly, I'll alleged. I just forgot to say, 0:59:32.920 --> 0:59:35.640 and you have to say now I allegedly. They're like 0:59:35.680 --> 0:59:38.520 they feel bad anyway. They're like he was an acid baby. Yeah, 0:59:38.760 --> 0:59:41.760 just he's had a tough life. He probably needed the pills. 0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:45.440 His pecker is too hard. He needs something to soften 0:59:45.720 --> 0:59:51.400 his pecker soft growing at a high level, softened like 0:59:51.480 --> 0:59:55.680 it's often or I would like to compliment Adam and 0:59:55.800 --> 1:00:02.520 Chloe on their possible wedding loca and I'm excited trying 1:00:02.520 --> 1:00:12.600 to get some shrimp tacos. Let's go Caroa some shrimpy tackys. Uh. Well, 1:00:12.640 --> 1:00:17.720 I take back saying fuck out, and only because because 1:00:17.760 --> 1:00:21.120 you know, you know, owls are fine. I don't love birds, 1:00:21.440 --> 1:00:24.280 and uh but they're just how mad it made Kyle. 1:00:24.440 --> 1:00:26.400 I'm like, I want us to be in a good 1:00:26.400 --> 1:00:30.200 place in our relationship. So I'm like, okay, hey, if 1:00:30.240 --> 1:00:33.520 he cares this much about owls, I'm gonna step back 1:00:33.720 --> 1:00:36.960 my stance on saying funk owls. Just sure, yeah, sure, 1:00:37.000 --> 1:00:38.920 owls are fine. If Kyle loves owls, I don't want 1:00:38.960 --> 1:00:41.800 to be the guy saying funk owls. So, um, you know, 1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:43.240 I take that back. Do you want to take this 1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:45.960 chance to just real quick off the top of your 1:00:45.960 --> 1:00:50.520 head favorite bird? Favorite bird? Well, I would have to 1:00:50.520 --> 1:00:54.200 go with my grandmother's favorite, and that's cardinals. Big big 1:00:54.200 --> 1:00:56.920 shout out to our vella r I P. Yeah, I 1:00:56.920 --> 1:00:59.360 know you're up there with an atrium of cardinals, and 1:00:59.400 --> 1:01:02.440 heaven you do it. We're good. Cardinals are fucking When 1:01:02.440 --> 1:01:04.760 you see a cardinal, you turn into like a different person. 1:01:04.800 --> 1:01:07.240 You're like, that's a cardinal. Cardinals. I know, Yeah, I 1:01:07.280 --> 1:01:10.480 like all the birds that it's like even eagles that 1:01:10.600 --> 1:01:12.840 you know, they're bitches, you know, they're just they just 1:01:12.880 --> 1:01:15.040 want to clawl your fucking eyes out like cardinals. And 1:01:15.160 --> 1:01:18.120 like that bird's not going to claw my eyes up right, beautiful, 1:01:18.280 --> 1:01:20.760 But a red wing blackbird will fucking come for you. 1:01:20.880 --> 1:01:23.480 They will be gun. Same with the same with a 1:01:23.480 --> 1:01:28.280 blue jay. Blue jay up. Yeah. Blue jays are bullies, man, 1:01:28.320 --> 1:01:30.120 are they? Yeah? You know what I've never seen that 1:01:30.120 --> 1:01:32.280 I want to see live in oriole. I just want 1:01:32.280 --> 1:01:35.560 to put that out there. Yeah, I'd love to see that. 1:01:35.720 --> 1:01:37.800 My aunt does this thing where she takes pictures and 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:39.640 she she puts it on the Internet and she calls 1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:42.640 the beak of the week. A second, this is the 1:01:42.680 --> 1:01:45.680 tweetie bird ant. No, this is this is another aunt. 1:01:45.800 --> 1:01:48.720 This is another ant that just takes fantastic photography of 1:01:49.560 --> 1:01:51.640 that's another old person thing of just being like a 1:01:51.680 --> 1:01:55.400 bird watcher, Like it's so cool. I could see, even 1:01:55.440 --> 1:01:57.840 though I don't funk with birds, I could see getting 1:01:57.880 --> 1:01:59.840 into something like that where you just like you got 1:01:59.880 --> 1:02:03.200 your camera, you're out there and you're like getting your exercise. 1:02:03.240 --> 1:02:06.320 But it's also it's also doubling is another thing, so 1:02:06.360 --> 1:02:09.080 you're not just exercising. I could I could see. Be honest, 1:02:09.120 --> 1:02:13.120 you're smoking weed. It gets crazy. Yes, yeah, I'm just 1:02:13.160 --> 1:02:14.680 looking for ways to get out of the house so 1:02:14.720 --> 1:02:16.680 I can smoke weed. For when I have kids and 1:02:16.720 --> 1:02:18.480 you you can just be smoking weed, like right in 1:02:18.480 --> 1:02:20.600 front of them. I'm gonna be like, yeah, dad's gotta 1:02:20.640 --> 1:02:23.479 take a walk to look at birds, and they're gonna 1:02:23.480 --> 1:02:26.720 be like we heard that podcast about how much you 1:02:26.760 --> 1:02:29.280 love smoking weed and doing mushrooms. You're just doing that right, 1:02:29.320 --> 1:02:32.920 and I'll be like, fucking get out of my house birdwatching. 1:02:33.960 --> 1:02:36.680 I don't think I'm never gonna birdwatch. I don't see 1:02:36.720 --> 1:02:38.640 that for you know, you don't have to you do 1:02:39.600 --> 1:02:41.680 you have the look. I feel like you look like 1:02:41.720 --> 1:02:43.920 a guy who would be really good at it. Durs 1:02:44.000 --> 1:02:47.040 looks the most grnoli. I feel like, well, of course 1:02:47.080 --> 1:02:52.400 i'd be great at Kyle obviously. Yeah, you were crushed, dude. 1:02:52.440 --> 1:02:54.840 I feel like this could be like our vacation that 1:02:54.880 --> 1:02:57.520 we started with. We could like go do that. When 1:02:57.520 --> 1:03:00.280 I was in South Africa my honeymoon, we went on 1:03:00.320 --> 1:03:02.440 safari and there were these birdwatchers that were in the 1:03:02.520 --> 1:03:05.720 ride with us, and they were fucking insane, just probably 1:03:05.760 --> 1:03:08.680 so annoying, right, just being like jumping out the window 1:03:08.720 --> 1:03:10.520 trying to get the shot, and they were like telling 1:03:10.560 --> 1:03:13.600 stories about ship. I don't care about their like every 1:03:13.720 --> 1:03:16.240 thirty years you've got to go out to here because 1:03:16.280 --> 1:03:18.440 there's one time where they come and we went and 1:03:18.480 --> 1:03:22.919 we saw him. It was and I'm like, bro, nobody cares. Yeah, definitely, yeah, 1:03:22.960 --> 1:03:25.360 But like, what's the difference between somebody like that and 1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:28.520 just some fucking people going and playing Pokemon Go. Nothing 1:03:28.640 --> 1:03:32.280 except for the fact that birdwatching sucks and Pokemon goes 1:03:32.320 --> 1:03:37.680 probably off the change. No, also fun Pokemon go, for sure. 1:03:37.720 --> 1:03:39.720 But if I if I'm gonna be like definitely like 1:03:39.760 --> 1:03:42.680 finding animals. I want an animal, thank you. I want 1:03:42.720 --> 1:03:45.800 an animal that I'm like, oh, for sure one role. 1:03:45.920 --> 1:03:48.400 I'm like, I'd be like grizzly man, you know, I 1:03:48.440 --> 1:03:51.120 want to go find an animal that could rip my 1:03:51.160 --> 1:03:53.680 face over. I'd rather do that because that would be 1:03:53.720 --> 1:03:57.000 at least exciting and exciting thing when you're looking at birds, 1:03:57.040 --> 1:04:00.920 are like, Okay, yeah, there it is. But that's the 1:04:00.960 --> 1:04:02.960 whole thing is that, like you get the book with 1:04:03.080 --> 1:04:05.720 like the checklist, and then when you meet other bird watchers, 1:04:05.840 --> 1:04:07.920 all they do is go but did you see this? Yes? 1:04:07.920 --> 1:04:09.320 I saw that, But did you see this? Yes? I 1:04:09.320 --> 1:04:11.480 saw that, and they go back and forth. I mean yes, 1:04:11.560 --> 1:04:14.720 but these are also all code words for fucking positions 1:04:15.080 --> 1:04:17.920 that code. I think that's probably I feel like bird 1:04:17.920 --> 1:04:21.160 watchers also. It's just it's kind of a swing underground 1:04:21.560 --> 1:04:26.520 swinger organization check out. They're like, what's up with your cockatoo? Bro? Oh, 1:04:28.480 --> 1:04:33.520 I guess it's not that underground. Let me suck your 1:04:33.560 --> 1:04:37.840 blue Let me suck your blue bird. I will suck 1:04:37.880 --> 1:04:43.520 your suck your wife? Hey, can I lick your asshole? Kato? 1:04:45.800 --> 1:04:48.760 I will suck your wife while you suck my cockatoo. 1:04:49.120 --> 1:04:52.800 It all just ends in Kato. What's up with your cockatoo? Bro? 1:04:53.520 --> 1:04:56.400 Can I lick your dickhole? Katu? You have your seagull 1:04:56.480 --> 1:05:01.520 up my ass? Alright? Anymore take backs complimentary of whatever 1:05:01.600 --> 1:05:09.080 put there? I'm done Ultimate slams Uh. You want to 1:05:09.120 --> 1:05:11.200 do some jump rope to send us out? I see 1:05:11.240 --> 1:05:14.320 it hanging in the background. Oh no, no, we'll check it. Dude. 1:05:14.320 --> 1:05:20.120 I got jump rope and I got a motherfucking row. Dude? 1:05:20.480 --> 1:05:22.840 What is that? What kind of rower? Is that? That's 1:05:22.880 --> 1:05:25.280 a concept too? Is that a concept too. It's not 1:05:25.360 --> 1:05:28.600 a concept to, it's just it's a stamina on it, 1:05:28.960 --> 1:05:32.040 and that's important to have. So good, let's let's trade 1:05:32.040 --> 1:05:34.240 stats because I've been rolling like a motherfucker. Wrote a 1:05:34.320 --> 1:05:36.520 ten k the other day thirty five minutes. Once you 1:05:36.640 --> 1:05:38.560 ride each other, Hey, how about we doing this off 1:05:38.560 --> 1:05:40.880 the podcast and you can just fuck each other? Bring 1:05:40.880 --> 1:05:43.520 it on, Jesus, I want to challenges coming from people 1:05:43.520 --> 1:05:46.320 out there. Ten K, What is that thou? That's a 1:05:46.360 --> 1:05:48.680 real row? That was? Yeah, that's fun. I don't like 1:05:48.760 --> 1:05:52.040 rowing that much, but I mean it's an awesome workout, 1:05:52.200 --> 1:05:54.160 and I feel like taller guys are better at it, 1:05:54.200 --> 1:05:56.160 so I bet you'd be pretty good at it. Yeah. 1:05:56.160 --> 1:05:58.840 And the way my clip is above my my it 1:05:58.960 --> 1:06:03.440 just helps. Do you just right, let's do that. We 1:06:03.480 --> 1:06:07.240 can go birdening and we could go rowing. Let's do it. God, 1:06:07.280 --> 1:06:10.560 this is important, guys. Oh this was important. This was important, 1:06:10.600 --> 1:06:12.480 And I can't wait for everyone to tune back in 1:06:12.760 --> 1:06:16.880 next week to see how far Kyle and Anders road 1:06:17.040 --> 1:06:23.600 next week on this. This is important by murch by 1:06:23.680 --> 1:06:25.040 merch Back