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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important of production of I heart

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Speaker 1: rating the show where we only talk about what's obviously

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Speaker 1: most crucially important today on this is important. When's the

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Speaker 1: last time you saw a fucking owl? You prick the strip?

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Speaker 1: Tacos must be an aphrodisiac because I want to funk everything.

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Speaker 1: Where is a vagina located on a chicken? We're wearing kilts?

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Speaker 1: Steve doesn't have anything on underneath. Let's go. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we're in it, baby, good, Here we are. What's

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Speaker 1: up new to kick us off? Thank you, Thank you, Blake,

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Speaker 1: You're welcome, guys. I'm so happy to see you. I

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Speaker 1: love my friends. Guys. We should all take a group

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Speaker 1: vacation together. And I'm dead serious about this. I was

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Speaker 1: just in Mexico. Chloe and I were looking for wedding

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Speaker 1: venues because our wedding venue here in California just up

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Speaker 1: and canceled all events for one So that's sick, sick,

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Speaker 1: butth hole and uh so we go to down in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's there. It's a fucking empty resort. There was like

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Speaker 1: there was like a hundred and seventy rooms at this

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Speaker 1: and everybody's like, it's the most socially distanced I've been

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Speaker 1: since this whole goddamn thing started, including inside of my house.

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Speaker 1: Where in Mexico? What city? We went to a Punta Meta,

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Speaker 1: which is beautiful and like no one knows about it,

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Speaker 1: which was awesome. And then we went to Cabo and

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Speaker 1: that was a little more crowded, but still not bad

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Speaker 1: at all. No, it's right by uh part. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: thought when I looked it up on the map, it

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Speaker 1: looked like it was by Saluito, which is I've been

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Speaker 1: there and it's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah it was. It

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Speaker 1: was super gorgeous. So we're, yeah, we might get married there,

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Speaker 1: we might get married in uh Cabo. We don't know.

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Speaker 1: But it was I was like, the whole time I'm there,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why is anyone in a just fucking escape

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Speaker 1: from l A great movie get away like the rest

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Speaker 1: of the world that you can be away from people

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Speaker 1: and you could be in paradise financially, some people can't.

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Speaker 1: Some people are just here, I think, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are working essential jobs, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of people are working for just off

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Speaker 1: their computer. You can do that anywhere, dude. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Find your beach digital nomads. The last vacation I went

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Speaker 1: to was Salualita, right before they locked us down in America,

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Speaker 1: and it was like, we're locking ourselves down, Kyle, it's

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Speaker 1: not they We're all in this together. Knock Kyle. Kyle's

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Speaker 1: out and about. I love it the verbage we're getting into.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into verbage. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree with you.

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Speaker 1: My point was that it was cheap as fuck, so

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Speaker 1: it was the best. Huh yeah, I know. That's all.

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Speaker 1: It was cool about Puntamita. It was like, I'm at

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Speaker 1: a nice resort, right, Like, it's a nice, yes quality resort.

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Speaker 1: It's a St. Regis. It's St. Regis. Yeah, And beers

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Speaker 1: were four dollars American like from the resort bar. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: four bucks. I'm like, this is a fucking steel at

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Speaker 1: a resort. That's at a resort. If you go outside

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Speaker 1: of the resort and do the Airbnb thing or that thing,

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Speaker 1: it's it's free, dude. They pay you to get drunk.

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Speaker 1: It's Paco's baby. Yeah, they pay you to get drunk.

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Speaker 1: Could you give me that was me for sure? I

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Speaker 1: want to say that the Four Seasons MAUI Like at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of the pandemic, they were like, you can

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Speaker 1: come here for a month and it would cost the

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Speaker 1: same as it would be like for a week, which

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Speaker 1: is like a week is expensive obviously, but like if

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Speaker 1: you stretched that over a month at the four seasons,

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Speaker 1: not bad. Yeah, what's up with Hawaii? Can we go

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Speaker 1: over there now? Or Hawaii's green light? It's green light? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they're not fucking around. You gotta stay pretty locked

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Speaker 1: down if you're an hotel, Is it one of those

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Speaker 1: quarantine situations where you have to stay in a hotel

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Speaker 1: for like fourteen days before you can even go out.

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Speaker 1: I believe. So that's what I'm doing up in Canada

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Speaker 1: right now. My parents went. They didn't have to fourteen days.

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Speaker 1: They told you that. Yeah, yeah, I think we're spreading

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Speaker 1: some false information. I bet podcasts are going to fucking

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Speaker 1: flag our asses. I love to be educated to flag

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Speaker 1: me bitch. I got a friend who just moved there,

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Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought that

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Speaker 1: like a dude, she locked down a dude. Oh, it

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Speaker 1: was a love lockdown situation. I had to lock it down.

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Speaker 1: I had to lock it down for two weeks. I

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, Adam, I would love to go

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Speaker 1: on a friendship vacation. Honestly, Mexico is kind of my

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Speaker 1: retirement plan. I'm trying to be a Mexican brother. I

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Speaker 1: told Chloe on more than one occasion how much I

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Speaker 1: think Blake would love Mexico specifically, because it felt it

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Speaker 1: didn't feel Cobo just felt like southern California right right.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is like Newport Beach South.

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Speaker 1: It's a vibe, which I'm down for. Nueva Porto, sure,

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Speaker 1: which is very nice. But Puttomita felt like, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is Mexico. This is cool. I'm so jealous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the best. It's not ni It's nia Reet is

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Speaker 1: where it is saluita nia reet. That's where I think

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Speaker 1: all those words that you just said sound real to me,

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Speaker 1: and I believe they roll off your tongue and you

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Speaker 1: are speaking my language. Baby. Let's get there, Yeah, get

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Speaker 1: your bum down there. Man, it's so sick. As long

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Speaker 1: as they understand Margarita, I might not come back. Brother,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I didn't want to when I went

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Speaker 1: it was like I had my wife, my kid down there,

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Speaker 1: and it was like, no, man, I'm on the internet.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. I'm doing notes on cuts, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to go anywhere. Yeah, it's great. Did

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Speaker 1: you eat shrimp for every meal? Was it just shrimp? Well?

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Speaker 1: I made the mistake when I went down there. And

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Speaker 1: then it was like this awesome like taco stand on

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Speaker 1: sitting there and was like it's beautiful of the sun setting,

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Speaker 1: they had just this monster Margarita list and I'd lock

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Speaker 1: eyes with Chloe and I'm like, yo, let's take down

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Speaker 1: this whole list. And she's like, let's do it like

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Speaker 1: a two straws per kind of situation. We're like, you

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Speaker 1: eyeing it. I'm getting so excited. Margarita's how we were

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Speaker 1: so fucking drunk that diabetes. Dude, I'm still gonna send

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Speaker 1: it like ruined the next day, Like the next day,

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Speaker 1: when Kyle said a few podcasts ago, like why he

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Speaker 1: quit drinking is because the hangovers were so bad. If

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Speaker 1: the age is starting, and you're one of my best

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Speaker 1: drinking friends. To be honest, you are great at it.

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Speaker 1: that hangover day? Did you have ship that you had

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Speaker 1: went and did all kinds of ship. We went and

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Speaker 1: Well it was the only I was like, well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I did a workout the next day to

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Speaker 1: try to shake it off. We go, I puked in

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Speaker 1: feel good. And Chloe's like that's an insane thing to say,

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Speaker 1: like and then of course I had one drink, felt great,

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Speaker 1: had three more, felt really great. Yeah, my boy. That

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Speaker 1: for the youth of America. If you feel bad, just

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Speaker 1: keep drinking allegedly, just cut it. Have any of you

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Speaker 1: guys been to Mexico City. I have not. I think

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Speaker 1: I want to do that. Um. I flew into there

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is the smoggiest city I've ever

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Speaker 1: see what that was like. Yeah, I hear, it's awesome

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Speaker 1: it's skirting out there. With Mexico City. I saw skirts,

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Speaker 1: It just capt going. Uh. I haven't spent a lot

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Speaker 1: And I'm I don't you know. I'm like not a

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Speaker 1: So I was like, uh, and Chloe needed like toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: She forgot toothpaste. I'm like, I guess, yeah, if it's

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Speaker 1: have to offer you? They had everything, dude. They had Zanex,

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Speaker 1: which I've never really fucked with, but I know people love.

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Speaker 1: They had pain pills that I don't funk with, but

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Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, this is the steroids over here.

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Speaker 1: was up dick pills? Yeah, yeah, they had dick pills.

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Speaker 1: They for sure had dick poles. Yeah they got that right, Chloe,

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Speaker 1: go get in the car. Yeah, it's just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: almost killed someone? You almost died yourself? Did you? Did

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Speaker 1: I fell asleep at six am. You fell asleep at

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00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: six pm six am? Okay, holy it was one of those. Well.

421
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 1: I will say things affect you a lot, like you

422
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: don't like you don't really smoke that much weed, you

423
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: don't to do that many energy drinks, because I think

424
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: things affect you greatly. Right, Is that a fair assessment. Yeah,

425
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: I mean I do, but so I usually do like

426
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 1: a workout around nine am, nine thirties, so I'll take

427
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: it then, and I don't have trouble sleeping. But dude,

428
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: fucking after four I was wide awake. It was a nightmare. Yeah.

429
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 1: I worked out last night at like eight o'clock and

430
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: took pre workout right before. And guess what, guys, you're

431
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: doing your your potion. No, I I stopped. I'm three days.

432
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm three days without the potion. Oh, good god, man, good,

433
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: good job man. I get a lot of people like

434
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, great job. The pod is so cool,

435
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: but like, what's up with Adam? Is he serious? Or

436
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: is that a bit like we're worried about? Does he

437
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: seriously kick ass? Seriously awesome? I think the Yeah, a

438
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: lot of people are hitting me up, going seriously awesome.

439
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 1: However you want to spin it, Yeah, however you want

440
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: to spend it. But a lot of people hit me

441
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: up and say like they're honestly worried about you, and

442
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: why are they going through you? Yeah, well, I think

443
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: the ruga Lloyds are like I'm just talking to them.

444
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: They're they're kind of the bitch of our fans. They're

445
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: like the bitches of our fans. They're motherly. However you'd

446
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: like to spend it, I'm just relaying the message, and

447
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you've stopped. You well, I have. I

448
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: have stopped for three whole days. Uh so that's uh,

449
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: that's it's been going great. That's good. Well, Dur's I

450
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: can speak to like. I'm a good sleeper. I can

451
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: fall asleep stud very well. I hate the feeling of

452
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: being restless and not being able to go to bed.

453
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 1: That's why I will admit I have tried cocaine once

454
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 1: in my life and I absolutely hated it because I

455
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: could not fall asleep and it drove me insane. Nah right, yeah,

456
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: I mean this was a step down from that. Actually

457
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: it might not be. It's called like, it's this pre

458
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: workout that I grabbed. I usually do this other brand,

459
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: but I ran out and I just went to g

460
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: n C and got it's called lit af Yeah, no,

461
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: that's cocaine. That's it's a gummy worm flavor. It's insane.

462
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: I fucking love pre workout stuff. In another life, I

463
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: feel like I would have been a cocaine Yeah, Like

464
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: I just you know, I just don't like the feeling.

465
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: If you were more in your prime in the eighties,

466
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,199
Speaker 1: you would be coached in the wall. Yeah, I'd be

467
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: coach to the max for sure. Well, cocaine also fucking rules.

468
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: It's so dope. Yeah, it's really dope. I don't know.

469
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: I've never done it. Yeah, I love that ship. Yeah

470
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: you've never done cocaine me. Yeah, I'm so glad you haven't.

471
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Can you? My whole thing is like,

472
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm just not a hard drug guy, but I'm like,

473
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: can you imagine me on cocaine? Yes? Have you seen

474
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,719
Speaker 1: American Psycho? You'd be Patrick Bateman. You would be up

475
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: for a week straight, you would. You would just see

476
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 1: a bag of cocaine and all of a sudden just

477
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 1: starts sprinting somewhere. Oh man, you gotta try it. No,

478
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: I don't think there's needs to I'm not really interested in.

479
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 1: I wonder what drug I would want to do? Um,

480
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. You should do some micro dosing of shrooms.

481
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: I think that might do. Yeah, the silly cybin bro Oh,

482
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: you've you've never done mushrooms either, Hunt Jersey, No, gosh, Yeah,

483
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: mushrooms are my favorite drugs. I will say I haven't

484
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: done like all the drugs, but I've done a fair

485
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 1: amount of drugs, and mushrooms are for sure my favorite.

486
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: It's awesome. Yeah, they and that's just you just you're

487
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: just hallucinating and going, wow, look at that possum over there.

488
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: But really it's like cocoa. It's not that psycho. No,

489
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: it's not. It's very rarely, you're very rarely seen ship.

490
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: But you have to take a lot. But I mean

491
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: I used to do a lot of mushrooms in high schools.

492
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: Hey kids, Uh, if you want to get ahead and

493
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: life allegedly, yeah, yeah, I probably did like twenty five

494
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: times in high school. And who's counting, Yeah, like I

495
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: mean dozens, like a couple dozen probably, And uh it's

496
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: and then less as i've gotten older, just because you know,

497
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 1: you just kind of do less drugs. You have things

498
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: to do. But it's just the fucking best. It's you.

499
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: You laugh so hard. Colors are more vibrant. And I

500
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: just started, not just started, but I've like two years ago,

501
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: I went to a buddy's birthday party and we all

502
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: micro dosed and out in the desert and I'm like, well,

503
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: I was like I don't know if I really want

504
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: to be on mushrooms right now. This is more of

505
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: a party atmosphere I'm trying to Is that the Friday

506
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: that you were there and I came on Saturday? Yeah, exactly.

507
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: You came the next day and I was like, I

508
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: don't know if I really want to do this, and

509
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: are buddy whose birthday was he was like, it's a

510
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: micro dose. It's not the same. You're not going to

511
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: trip balls. It's just kind of the fun effects where

512
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: everything you're just giggly and uh, everything's um like in

513
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: super focus vibrant. Everything's vibrant, the colors are are on

514
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: and popping, and I'm like, all right, I'll give it

515
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: a go vibro and I was fully vibro, fully vibrate vibro.

516
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: And so then we took it. I was like, oh,

517
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: why am I not doing this every day right when

518
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning. Allegedly, Well, that was

519
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: the thing. I didn't do strooms until micro dosing became

520
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: like an idea, because before it was like just fucking

521
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: take the eight to the dome and it's like, I'm

522
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: so scared of doing that because I already have a

523
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: vivid imagination, very nervous as to where I'm gonna go. Yeah,

524
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: you're talking about colors, and I'm like, I feel like

525
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: colors are they're doing their thing already for me. Yeah.

526
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: That's why I stayed away from the hallucinogens and all that,

527
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: because I'm like, dude, I'm already like fucking pretty vibro,

528
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: like just walking around. You know, there's no doubt in

529
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: my mind about that you are vibra. Yeah. But the

530
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: the micro dosing with something else, like that's like it's

531
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: cool because you can just take a little tiny drop

532
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: and then like you're like, do you think that dude

533
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: mic Row has his own line of micro rhodes? I hope.

534
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: So it's a dirty job, dirty job. It's the hat

535
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: I got mic rho doses. That'd be fucking sick. Damn,

536
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: you're onto something on something. Well. I feel every time

537
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: I've ever done mushrooms, like a real amount of mushrooms,

538
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 1: not just like a little micro dose. I always think

539
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: like that you've you haven't figured out. Yeah, like the

540
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: universe ship becomes clear to you. You're like, yes, you

541
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: know what, I understand it now, And then as soon

542
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: as you get sober again, like six six, eight hours later,

543
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fund did I have figured out?

544
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: Yea son of a bitch? And actually, uh, me and

545
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: my homie Austin, who you guys know, we actually back

546
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: in the day when we're like nineteen years old, we

547
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: filmed ourselves tripping so we could look back and be like,

548
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: well that then we'll look back and kind of know

549
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: hopefully maybe we said something to where we could figure

550
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: it all out the universe basically, and then we just

551
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: went back and looked at It's like an eight hour

552
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: tape of us just like touching the popcorn ceiling on

553
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: our shitty apartment and being like, whoa, You've got to

554
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: feel the state of mind. Man, she's just children poisoned

555
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: feeling walls. I got to see those tapes. What about LSD?

556
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: Have have you guys ever fucked with LSD or oh

557
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: that I've done a ton of Yeah, yeah, that's that's

558
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: that's regular brothers went right to asset spinal tappen. Well

559
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. I was tripping, like my my

560
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: pops was like LSD was my favorite drug, and I

561
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh, really, well that was a more of

562
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: a seventies drug. I mean, people still obviously still do it,

563
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: but like that was big in the seven. I've never

564
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: done it again. That feels harder to control than silly side.

565
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: But it just feels like it's not gonna be a

566
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: mushroom mushrooms. You see how much you're ingesting and it

567
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: was just grown from the earth like with acid, Like

568
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 1: when you do it's like they put it on a

569
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: tab or I've seen people. I've never done it myself either,

570
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: but like they put it on a gummy You're like,

571
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: you don't know how much they accidentally squirted from their

572
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: little uh droplet. It feels much more of like a

573
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: medication laboratory thing than anything else. You know. By the way,

574
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: this laboratory you're imagining is like some fucking dank, funky

575
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: ass kitchen where they're like pulling it all together and

576
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: you might die, you might not. Yeah, this isn't Cow

577
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: State Berkeley. Brother, just put some paul olive in there

578
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: to give us some texture, little slickness to it. Put

579
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,719
Speaker 1: some die in it. Yeah. My dad said something like

580
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: he was like when when you were born, Uh, I

581
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: was so worried that I had been doing too much

582
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: acid and I was going to like you were going

583
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: to come out fucked up, and I was like, oh, okay,

584
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: and you did. Yeah. I think he's onto something burning

585
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: others feels good. Bro. He made me a cake for

586
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: my birthday this year, like right before I came up

587
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: to Toronto, the cause of diarrhea, and it says Happy

588
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: Birthday from your arugaloids. And it's a fucking like cool

589
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: ass confetti cake and he put a rugola on the

590
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: outside of it, and he put it on the icing

591
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: and ship and I was like, wow, you put a

592
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: rugola on the cake. That's really cool. And my mom's

593
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: like yeah. I had to talk him out of like

594
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: actually baking the arugula into the cake, and I was

595
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: like really, and my Dad's like, I wanted to do it.

596
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. It would have been fantastic case

597
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: of yeah exactly, that is really swed big shout out.

598
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,959
Speaker 1: I forget your birthday is day, So your birthday is

599
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: coming up in a just a few yeah, like four days.

600
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do, bro, You're like, should we? Yeah?

601
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: Oh dude, yeah, I'll have to do it when I

602
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: come back because I am currently in Toronto in an

603
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: apartment quarantining by myself. How long are you up there for?

604
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I'm up here for about three months, come back in

605
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: April months. That's not that's not too bad. I have

606
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: to quarantine for fucking this is day two. Canada makes

607
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: you quarantine for fourteen days. That's rough with like armed

608
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: guards out there now no arm guards, But there's a

609
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: hefty find if you get caught. So, like, I think

610
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: the personal fine is a thousand dollars or whatever, but

611
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: the company's fine is a million. But isn't that worth

612
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: the rush? That's worth the rush of running around out there?

613
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: The company's fine is a million dollars. Yeah, So you

614
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,479
Speaker 1: don't want to be that guy that like fully just

615
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: fox the production up because you had to go get

616
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: a cheeseburger somewhere, you know what I mean. So you're

617
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: not gonna send it. I'm still gonna send it. I'm

618
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: not gonna send it. I'm gonna ask somebody to send

619
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: it to me via instat cart. Yeah. That that that's

620
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm going to Charleston here in about a

621
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: month now. And I don't think they make you do

622
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: ship like I've been talking to people, like, it's fully open.

623
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: You can do what you want. You gotta kiss this

624
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: just don't catch COVID basically, and I'm gonna be out

625
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: there for six months shooting Righteous Gemstones. Oh my god,

626
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: I want to come visit. I don't know how you

627
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: guys are doing o there, but we're like taking tons

628
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: of breaks, like every like two weeks. They have like

629
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: a week off built in. Oh well, I mean it's smart,

630
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: especially if there's no real regulations of people coming in,

631
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: because you will get postponed because the new rules of

632
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: the film industry is like you will. But that's the

633
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: dumbest thing ever. You're gonna give everyone a week to

634
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: go funk around and like be social. That's stupid. You're

635
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: gonna have things, you're gonna get somebody's gonna get it right,

636
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: So you might as well not have those breaks because

637
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna have those breaks at some point. Anyway. Oh,

638
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: I think all of this ship is insane. We should

639
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: be shooting in a bubble. Just know that, for sure,

640
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: we're going to try to get everything done in however

641
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: long it three, three or four months, however long it

642
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: will actually take us to shoot ten episodes, It'll take

643
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: us four months. But just know that there will be

644
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: at least a month of delay because someone's gonna get COVID. Sure,

645
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: you know that's what I'm not looking. They've already delayed

646
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: production for two weeks, so I came out here two

647
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: weeks later and I'm I'm like, I can't really do

648
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: the whole postpone, so we gotta be fucking good. Yeah,

649
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: you're fourteen days in the box. You know, personally, I

650
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: have set a new personal low. I just dumped a

651
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: motherfucking three thousand piece puzzle over at my house. So

652
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: what are you doing to kill the time? WHOA, Yeah,

653
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: it's bad. Uh well, damn three thousand piece puzzle. That's amazing,

654
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: you know. And if I could just take a little

655
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: time to talk to our listeners about jigsaw puzzles. I

656
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: know it's a hot topic out there. Dang this is

657
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: this is going to hit a lot of people over

658
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 1: the head. Hit him with it, Blake. I'm a big puzzler. Yeah, yeah,

659
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: I've done about twelve thousand piece puzzles in the quarantine,

660
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: but it was my first time ever dumping out a

661
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 1: three thousand piece puzzle. That's amazing. How vibrant are the colors?

662
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: Are they vibrant enough? Are they vibro well? What sucks

663
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: about a three thousand piece puzzle is if you really

664
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: don't like the image, it's it's basically torture. So right now,

665
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: I just I don't even have a kitchen because there's

666
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: just puzzle pieces everywhere. It's bad, that's fantastic, it's terrible.

667
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: That's a lot of patient. How long does it take

668
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: you to do that? I mean the thousand that'll take

669
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: me about two to three weeks. Probably didn't you like

670
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: grow up all kind of having puzzles out around Christmas time?

671
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: I remember like coming over to your like mom and

672
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: stepdad's house and there was a puzzle out, and remember

673
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: being like, these these are puzzle people. Yes, yes, they're

674
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: like figuring the puzzles. I did grow up in a

675
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: puzzling family, which also brought me to ask you, guys

676
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: a question. Did you grow up and this might be

677
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: some like oaky stuff, did you guys ever grow up

678
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: with puzzles glued together as a piece of art in

679
00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: your house? No? Absolutely not. I mean my mom has

680
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: like hilariously you know, not shots fired against her, but

681
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 1: like very midwestern style of art that she thinks is awesome.

682
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: What does that mean to people? That means she likes

683
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: like wooden things that have words on them that is

684
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: inspiring even from way back or like I know she

685
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: I know, the whole crib is decked out now, but like,

686
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: well now it's like that it used to be just

687
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: like kind of water colors of like a a river

688
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: or something, and it just it looks It was like, oh,

689
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: obviously this was sold at like a t J Max that.

690
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: She was like, I gotta get that frame, Like did

691
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: you have did you guys ever have like did you

692
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 1: know what precious moments were? They were like those little

693
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: like dolls with the eyes, little figurines and maybe like

694
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: with their little sister with a Teddy Bear and stuff. Yeah,

695
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: precious moment My mom had tons of that. I had

696
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: one of those in my Workaholics office that I had

697
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: I got from my grandma's like garage and put up

698
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: in the Workaholics office. I remember that. I remember that.

699
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: There's just precious moments. For days, we had like Viking

700
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: ships and stuff around the house. It was all just

701
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: like Norwegian long boats. I love just the Nordic theme.

702
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: You just had cool death metal ship all over the place,

703
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: you know, just the boats, just like paintings of boats.

704
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: And ships and viking. You know what. It starts with boats,

705
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: it ends with burning churches. I wonder like what our

706
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: weird ship will be, because you know, I mean I

707
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: look at like my grandmother and like her her decorations

708
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: she got in she like loved birds, so like, as

709
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: soon as you are old and like, people are like, well,

710
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: we have to get something for grandma for her house

711
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 1: because she loves birds and she loves birds. Then you're like, well,

712
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: she loves cardinals. So her whole fucking house was just

713
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: it was a fucking atrium in there. There were so

714
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: many cardinals. And then she got into painting, but specifically

715
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: on porcelain plates that she would paint. And at first

716
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 1: she wasn't that good at painting, so you saw the

717
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: progression of her like shitty bird paintings, and then like

718
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: she got pretty decent. We're like, actually, this one does

719
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: look like a bird. You can hang that one up.

720
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: But then they're all hanging around the house, and then

721
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: and then you're just like you it didn't even dawn

722
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: at me until much later that it's such an insane

723
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: thing to just have hundreds of pieces of bird art

724
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: in your pretty pretty reasonably small home. Just decked out.

725
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: That's a trip. It's a trip. My nana had had

726
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: fucking spoons on wooden like cut out things that were

727
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: just like spoons were all over the living room, and

728
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: it's like, why are there spoons everywhere? She was a

729
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: heroin Addict. It's like she's my mom, bro. I mean,

730
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: a lot of people you just you you pick things

731
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: up from your travels. Like I think my parents like

732
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: had some fucking sick honeymoon that they went on, like

733
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: the way before their kids and ship, you know, so

734
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: they had like I think they went to like Russia.

735
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: My mom was a stewardess, so she had like unlimited

736
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: miles and they just fucking walked to the earth. Oh

737
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I mean, there's only a few things you

738
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: can collect. It's either spoons, shot glasses, magnets, it's whatever's

739
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: in the airport. My mom did shot glasses. My mom

740
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: had magnets. My mom did shot glasses as well. We

741
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: had a ton of those. Sometimes you have them. My

742
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: dad had, my mom had shot glasses. I came him

743
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: out far Broy. My dad was hell the worried. He's like,

744
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: I just did three tabs of acid over the last

745
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: couple of years. Who, Yeah, I'm here. I'm good now

746
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: my mom? Is it big into like wooden signs that

747
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: say ship specifically about like the like she just moved

748
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: to a lake a few years ago, and uh, it's

749
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: so many things that just say like lake live. And

750
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 1: he's like, Hobby lobbied out. It's absurd. And I've tried

751
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: to talk to her and I'm like, this is a lot,

752
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, no, there's hardly any pieces. She like,

753
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: it's a bit. You fucking idiot, big dude, it's funny,

754
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: you fucking idiot. I thought you're in a comedy. It's hilarious.

755
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that like an Amazon addiction that

756
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: she's just like constantly looking for new fucking Cora. No, No,

757
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: it's she's not buying a lot of this stuff. Where's

758
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: it coming from? Yeah? I think it's she like had

759
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: one or two things, and then she tells people like

760
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: I like having Wooden signs, and then people are like,

761
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: Penny likes wooden signs. Penny likes wooden signs, so when

762
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: they come and stay, they bring one. And then and

763
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 1: then she just gifted so many signs and I'm like,

764
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: you don't need to put all of them up. It's

765
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: an insane amount because there's I mean, it's in my

766
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: Instagram story like a highlight. Because I went around. I'm like, Mom,

767
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: this is a lot of words all over your house.

768
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, there's just a few. And I'm like,

769
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: I bet they're sixty and she's like no. And I

770
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: went around. There's like fifty or sixty things that just

771
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: say ship all over. Just keep you entertained as you

772
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,399
Speaker 1: walked through the crib. But I'm like, wonder what my ship,

773
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,959
Speaker 1: like our ship is going to be. You know, Blake

774
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: is going to have the wackiest fucking house of all

775
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 1: time when he's he already does. I don't know why

776
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: we're saying what it's gonna be. Like, we all have

777
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: homes that aren't bare walls, like exactly, Kyle has a

778
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: ton of paintings that his wife did. Blake has a

779
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: fucking like pee Wee's playhouse. Yeah, what is yours? Didn't

780
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: like your wife go like wild on lizards or some

781
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: ship great show. There was like lizard art all over.

782
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she did. We had a whole bunch of

783
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: like a bunch of lizard art. Yeah, room that was

784
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: like the lizard room and it was insane. It got

785
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: to the level that we're talking about, and I remember

786
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: I was like I didn't really have the heart. I

787
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: was like, this is your art room. You do whatever

788
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 1: you'd like in here. That's fine. And then you guys

789
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: came over and you guys roasted the room and then

790
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: like no, yeah. I remember walking in on me and like,

791
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: holy ship, there's a lot of lizards in here, and

792
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: you're like I remember you getting self conscious like yeah, yeah,

793
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: there is a lot, a whole lot of it's cool.

794
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: Lizards are actually cool. No. It was so perfect because

795
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: it was one of those moments where I was like,

796
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I had a new fucking angle

797
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: where I'm like, you know, the guys came over and

798
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: don't throw us on the They were like, wow, this

799
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: is a lot of lizards, and I played it. Now.

800
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: It's a big room. It was a main room in

801
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: the house. I think was the shock was tight. We

802
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 1: had like all these weird like three D bumble bees

803
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: and ship all over the place too. It was like

804
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: but it wasn't great art. It was like outdoor art.

805
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: It was just like you had some cool as ship

806
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: like some cool like native beated art that was like, whoa,

807
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: this is actually a super dope piece, and then it

808
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: would be right next to that, yeah that like you

809
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: got it from Marshall's on the discount rack and it's

810
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: like exactly, well, yeah, well that's the thing is once

811
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: you start to go down like I like bumble bees,

812
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: and you have like one piece of like cool bumblebee

813
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: art or some ship, and then people and then all

814
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: of a sudden you're like, well, I'm the bumblebee guy,

815
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: and then you need to fucking eighty five bumblebees in

816
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: an eight room, you know what I mean. And then

817
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: that's what it looks insane. If you like just one

818
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: or two bumblebees and you're like, oh that's cool, and

819
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: then you do other ship, then it's fine. It's it's

820
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: when you go way too hard on one specific thing. Yeah,

821
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: and that room was a product of Amazon. That's why absolutely,

822
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: because she was just like, boom, let me get that, boom,

823
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: let me get that. I think our duty as a

824
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: podcast to all our fifty five plus listeners out there

825
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: just be careful what animal you identify with, because your

826
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: grandchild also nott. You know, they're in their thirties. It

827
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: can happen early. Yeah, be careful if you're like I

828
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: love giraffes, because next thing you know, they're gonna be

829
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: some girafts in the crib. For real. You're all raft out,

830
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna be raft out. Dude. My aunt loves fucking

831
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: tweetie bird. Man, the whole house is filled with tweetie bird.

832
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: That's too much. I love tweetie bird. That's crazy, like

833
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: unreal amounts of tweetie bird everything. What is to love

834
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: about tweetie bird? I don't know. She's loved tweetie bird

835
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: like since I remember, since I was born the eighties?

836
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 1: Since is that the worst Looney tune character? Tweeting bird?

837
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: What's wrong with tweetie bird? Do you think I'm trying

838
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: to remember what tweety birds vibe? Is? Tweet that? Right?

839
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: Is it? A girl is tweeting? Like I thought I

840
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: saw a potty tat isn't tweeting that? Yeah? I thought

841
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 1: I taught. Yeah. First of all, all birds kind of suck.

842
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: Whoa chill, bro, Yeah, American eagles are so sight the

843
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: crane now, dude, owls fucking raw. American eagles are not

844
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: tight flamingoes. Are super dope. Owls are so sick. Owls

845
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: are so not sick at all. First of all, you, hey,

846
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 1: fuck you. You are wrong. Yo, you're about to get

847
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: ow old. You better chill. They can they can hear

848
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: you know. Fuck you, dude, adam, fuck you. I beat

849
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: you to it. I beat you. I just beat you

850
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: to it. No, I already said it. Fuck you owls rock.

851
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: When's the last time you saw a fucking owl? You

852
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 1: prick a few a few years ago when I moved

853
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: into my house a few years ago. You're such a

854
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: fucking dumbass. There was a owl that lived in the

855
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: tree that like refused to let me move in. He

856
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: was like a total dick. He'd swoop down. That's right.

857
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: They're super territorial. You'd come out on the balcony. He

858
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: he had hood the ship out of me. Scared me

859
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: to death. Fucking terrifying. Oh well, you're a weakling. They're scary,

860
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: fucking terrifying our predators. You're a weak ass. No, I'm not, dude,

861
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: I'm as strong as hell. No, you're a fucking weak ass.

862
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: I know, and I think you know that that is

863
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,959
Speaker 1: not true. I'm not a weak ass. I just can't

864
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: believe this. He's scared of birds. I'm not scared. I

865
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: just don't like them. You just said it scared the

866
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: ship out of you, and that's why you didn't like it. Bro. Well,

867
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: if you're standing on a balcony and all of a

868
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: sudden something, it's like, who that will scare the ship

869
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: out of you? Dude, Okay, so you're a weak ass

870
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: and that's why you don't like owls. I wouldn't stop

871
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: my stride, I'd go owl and I would keep walking.

872
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: I just think you're dismissing the wisdom of one of

873
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: the most majestic birds on planet Earth. What other birds

874
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: are amazing? Right? What other birds are amazing? Other birds?

875
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: A hawk, A redtail hawk is fucking cool. Hawks, a peacocks, hummingbirds, hummingbirds.

876
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean, they're cool when they're flying. But but I'm saying.

877
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: Woodpeckers they make that noise. Woodpeckers, they have a cartoon.

878
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: Woodpeckers are the worst. Like my parents house, Uh, there's

879
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: a woodpecker right outside. It was the absolute worst thing

880
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: because they start at like four thirty in the morning

881
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: just pecking the fucking wood. Dude, I'll pissed down. You

882
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: should be making breakfast with somebody. I'm and I'm just

883
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: saying I'm pissing now. Fuck birds. And that's a T

884
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: shirt printed birds dude, birds. Wow, I'm pissing now. Fuck you, dude.

885
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: You need to you need to watch some documentaries on

886
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: owls and ship because they got some really cool attributes.

887
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: I don't dislike animals. I like other animals. I get that.

888
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: I'm talking owls, specifically the owls. I mean, have you

889
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: watched the opening credit sequence of the Labyrinth anytime and recently?

890
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm not felt something when that owl? Thank you? Hey, guys,

891
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: I think I know my takebacks already for this episode,

892
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: and no I'm gonna save it. But I do say

893
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: fun birds. Owls. Owls are mean animals. They're not cool,

894
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: They're not like owls protect you from all of the

895
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: fucking rats that are trying to get into your house.

896
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: Do you know that, You know they swooped down and

897
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: do something for you. You know they're serving you because

898
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,959
Speaker 1: they respect you. Hey, guess what, don't hate rats? Don't

899
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: hate them? Oh you're a rat guy. No, I'm not

900
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: a rat guy. I dislike owls. There's evidence of you

901
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: killing rats. You dislike owls more than rats. I just

902
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: like owls more than I dislike rats. This is the

903
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: most controversial episode yet owls versus rats. You're so dumb. Hey,

904
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: I've had a pet rat before, I've had a pet rat.

905
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: I would never allow an owl into my house. It

906
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be in your house. So du thank you. Really,

907
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: even when they pull up the feathers, you can see

908
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: how jacks they are. Dude. You can't trust an owl.

909
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: You cannot trust absolutely not. That's what makes them savage.

910
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna stand by that. And owl will fuck your girl,

911
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: and I will suck your girl. Rats no, man, they'll

912
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: scamper off. What the fuck the owl said? Ow will

913
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: suck your girl? Owill, I will suck your girl. You're

914
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: going opposite, like a fucking rat is somebody who is

915
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: something who would suck your girl? Dude, the owl will

916
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: give you wisdom. There's a joke, there's a rat will

917
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: tell on you. A rat will be a bit and

918
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: tell on you, and owl will fuck your girl. Now

919
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: you dude, no, if you owl doesn't trick because if

920
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: you go up to owl and you're like, hey, man,

921
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: was this somebody here, he's just like who And you're like, Okay,

922
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. Was my girl was somebody

923
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: or not? Who? I will fuck your girl? I'll fun

924
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: your girl. Hashtag don't leave me alone with her? Because

925
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: our fuck? Did you my girl? Who did you fool

926
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: with my girl? Who? Will? Did you knock? Knock? Who's there? Owl? O?

927
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: Girl girl? And also I'll say, like I know, like

928
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 1: eagles are beautiful, majestic creatures I and I also enjoy

929
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: when I see an American bald eagle uh in a tree.

930
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, that's pretty legit. But those guys are

931
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: uh fucking eagle maniacs. Well, like those guys arec You've

932
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: got it a little twisted because you're I think you're

933
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: thinking of like the majestic ones in the mountaintops. But

934
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: there's bald eagles that kick it in the swamps of

935
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: Florida that are hella down the earth right there, like

936
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: the people for grimy dudes, They they just eat pythons.

937
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: There's nothing majestic. Do you like sna aches more than birds? No?

938
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like snakes either. Do you like

939
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: snakes more than rats? Uh? Or rats more than snakes?

940
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: What's cool. Is they all eat each other, all three

941
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: of these things. Yeah, exactly, we got a cool cycle

942
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: happening here. Nothing eats the eagle. Well, you know what

943
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: I feel like if it depends on like I'm thinking specifically,

944
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: like in my home, Like if if a rat is

945
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: in my home, I'm like, all right, I know how

946
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: to get rid of that. Like snakes, I wouldn't like

947
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: that at all, And really I would like that less

948
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: than rats. But that's how you get rid of the

949
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: rats is you get a snake and then you get

950
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: that owl when you're done with a snake. Yeah, yeah, dude.

951
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: Literally two nights ago, I have like an ice machine

952
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: on my deck that I always go out and get ice,

953
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm just going to get ice, and I

954
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: look out and this giant fucking possum, one of the

955
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: biggest possums I've ever seen, was so scary. They're hideously ugly.

956
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: And he was standing up on his hind legs holding

957
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: onto the on my outside little refrigerator, yanking on the door,

958
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: trying to open it. I thought you were about to

959
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: be like holding onto Chloe's leg and you just have

960
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 1: all these animals trying to posibr girl awesome girl. It's

961
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: like Dr Doolittle. But what are you guys doing the dog?

962
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: They're all just clothes. I'm sorry. They just love me that. Yeah,

963
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: possums are are freaky deaky. I I agree. Uh, they're

964
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: a little weird. I don't know what's going on in

965
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: their minds. I yell at him, I like go on there,

966
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like hey, and he looks at me and

967
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: like rolls his eyes. He's like uh and then like

968
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: scampered off. He was like annoyed that. I'm like, he's

969
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: trying to get in my refrigerator and looked like he

970
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: knew how to get into He was holding it with

971
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: two arms and like yanking on it. And I'm like, oh,

972
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: this motherfucker goes backyard to backyard in my neighborhood trying

973
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 1: outside refrigerators, Like this is how he gets fed. For definitely,

974
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: a ccoon could pull that door open. They have thumbs, right,

975
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: like for sure. Raccoons are like yeah, they got like

976
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: little human hands. Man. Yeah, I love because of those

977
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: little raccoon hands on my back. Yeah, you're talking to

978
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 1: Kyle the five am hiker over here, so you know

979
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: he knows I want to wrap one of those possum tales, right,

980
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: he's like in these owls a little too. Raccoons are

981
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: off the charts. I don't know, you're such a piece

982
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: of ship for like dismissing the wisdom of the birds

983
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: of the sky. You keep saying the wisdom of the owl.

984
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: But this is obviously like a pass down myth from

985
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: like yeah, like there's not even okay when I way

986
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: to qualify the wisdom of an owl. That's just the

987
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: majesty of it. The meaning of the animal, what it

988
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: means to the world, The meaning of the animal. Have

989
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: you looked into owl's eyes? Me? Yes, you're talking totem poles, yeah,

990
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: what it can represent. I'm just I'm just like, I

991
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 1: don't like birds. Man. They're they're they're not trustworthy. Anyone

992
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: that has birds in their house, are there, It's it's

993
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: a weird thing to just have a ton of birds.

994
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 1: They smell in cages, they're they're making way too much noise.

995
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: Like it's it's a birds fucking kind of suck. Like

996
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: if you're and also for you, when you walk into

997
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: that house, you're terrified every time. I mean, honestly, if

998
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: I walked in and there was an owl. They're just

999
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: cooing at me aggressively. I would not like that. Admittedly,

1000
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: I don't like caged birds. I don't think that feels right. Yeah,

1001
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean I have one. I have one. This is

1002
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 1: why it's hitting you a little hard. What if it's

1003
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: a chicken. If it's a chicken in the coop, we

1004
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: can we can roll with that because well, chicken, at

1005
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: least you're like the cockle doodle do you in the morning. No,

1006
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: that's a rooster. Okay, well then yeah, chickens. I like roosters.

1007
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: But chickens are delicious. They make eggs. Yeah, no, they're well,

1008
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: they're spitting out some eggs, so you at least get it,

1009
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: like you know, you you something. Eggs don't come out

1010
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: of their mouths. I know they're spitting them out of

1011
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: their their butts, right, thing, it's like a Yoshi situation. Wait,

1012
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: that is a good question. Do eggs come out of

1013
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: chicken's ass or is there like another butt hole? An

1014
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 1: egg is a period just so you know. Okay, but

1015
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: girls don't have periods out of their butt hole? Wait?

1016
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: Do they How often do egg do they? Is there

1017
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: only once a month? Or how often do they give

1018
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: an egg? Every day, So they have a period every day. Yeah,

1019
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: well it's it's like a non active period. It's well, hey,

1020
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: and uh, feel free to text us the truth about

1021
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: this ship that we don't know about. No. No, I'm

1022
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: pretty positive that an egg is a period that is

1023
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: not being fertilized. That's tight. You sound like one of

1024
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 1: those astronauts that gave the female astronauts fifty thousand tampons

1025
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: who's liked. Just might be enough. But Kyle, you didn't

1026
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: answer my question. Do they have two butth holes? Do

1027
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: they have an egg butth hole? And I don't know

1028
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: how many holes they have? Sorry, I don't know. Vagina vagina? Oh,

1029
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: the egg is coming out of there? Vaginall? Yeah, that's

1030
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: the period. They're not shitting out eggs. Where is a

1031
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: vagina located on a chicken bend over? I'll show you.

1032
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: Did I do that? What do you mean? Where is

1033
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: it located? It's basically in the same spot as you

1034
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: probably thinking. It's kind of the same spot that you

1035
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: would think. Yeah, if you maybe drop some acid get

1036
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: in there, it would be super vibrant buttholes looking at

1037
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: you and then something I don't know, there has to

1038
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 1: be there has to be animals that have like Dickson

1039
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,919
Speaker 1: vaginas in really weird spots, right, I mean like Star

1040
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: Trek where he kicks the dude in the knee and

1041
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: it turned out to be his nuts. That's like when

1042
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: you kick at him with his lap hong. I don't

1043
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: remember that, but I like that. That was a classic.

1044
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: What was that? That was the famous Star Trek movie

1045
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: what's it called Rapacon where he's like fighting the giant

1046
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: dude and he kicks him in the knee and he

1047
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: goes down hard and he's like, what the funk is Like,

1048
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: that's where his testicles are? Of the change? Did we

1049
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: write Star Trek what happened? I think we should. Yeah,

1050
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: I want to go check out some Star Trek now.

1051
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: That just heroes and icon. That was one of my

1052
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: favorite bits on on set when we would like, uh, hey,

1053
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: have a good scene and then we tap each other

1054
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: on the knee and then that person goes ah the

1055
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: middle of my dick. You just because the end of

1056
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: its way down there a bully. I had fun on

1057
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: that show too. Yeah, that show was a lot of fun.

1058
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that show. Guys, there was a long

1059
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 1: time ago. You know, we're done shooting the show, uh,

1060
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: because I don't know it's talking about something with Chloe uh.

1061
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, like two years ago when

1062
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: we started, and she was like, it's more two years ago,

1063
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, how long has it been. It's

1064
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: been four years now, four years since we've been doing

1065
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: on the show. What was it like August of or something.

1066
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: I think something like that or October November. At the

1067
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: end of it was like October or November. Yeah, maybe

1068
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: the beginning of November. It was harvest season because y'all

1069
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: were smoking my weed on the roof. Real it was harvest.

1070
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: But we want to talk about that ship was so sick.

1071
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: You guys fucking smoked my first crop of weed on

1072
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: the roof and the last I was mad high for

1073
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: that last scene of Worcoholics. Yeah, that was hilarious. No,

1074
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: I was higher. I was hiding that And I quied,

1075
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: was that did you say that? Is that in the

1076
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: show where like this is real weed? No, this is

1077
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: real weed? Something like the credit that was Blake saying

1078
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: that Blake was going and this is real weed. And

1079
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, we're we're acting, and he's like,

1080
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: it's real weed. I'm like, I know, obviously it's real. Weed.

1081
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: Were where the characters rolling huge crane shots? So good,

1082
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: so good, perfect ending, dude, Yeah, for sure, it's real,

1083
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: like how it always has been for every scene of

1084
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: the show Man. This is real. So I'm glad we

1085
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: did that. I'm glad. People ask us all the time

1086
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: like you guys must have been hot the whole time.

1087
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: It's like I could count on one hand the amount

1088
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: of times we were actually high shooting a scene. Uh,

1089
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: because people don't realize that it takes twelve straight hours

1090
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: to shoot just a few minutes. Yeah, for like four

1091
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: my minutes of the show. So if you were to

1092
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: smoke at the beginning, if you're smoking all day throughout

1093
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: the day as many joints as we smoke on the show,

1094
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: you could, you wouldn't be able to finish the day.

1095
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: You would just be like and you wouldn't be able

1096
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,439
Speaker 1: to improvise, like I'm a dogshit improviser when I'm high,

1097
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, man cool, No, no, no, no,

1098
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: that's not funny. No no, uh wait, what was it?

1099
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: What was it? I just had it? What was it?

1100
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: What was I just had? You said that? Who did

1101
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: say that? Do we say that already? I'll your girl,

1102
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, I will fuck your girl. Does anyone have

1103
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 1: any takebacks, apologies or compliment so I remembered it nice

1104
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: and we'll compliment on remembering. Well. Yeah, I'd like to

1105
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: take back my history with the American Mexico border and

1106
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: just plug in the word allegedly. And they're trying to

1107
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: sneak shit in because I do not know what the

1108
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: rules are. I don't know what that is, and I

1109
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: don't need nobody coming for me, thank you. Yeah, I

1110
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: can bet that they're they're not going to come after

1111
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: you for for trying to get twelve pain pills across

1112
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: the border alleged. Allegedly, I'll alleged. I just forgot to say,

1113
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: and you have to say now I allegedly. They're like

1114
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: they feel bad anyway. They're like he was an acid baby. Yeah,

1115
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: just he's had a tough life. He probably needed the pills.

1116
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 1: His pecker is too hard. He needs something to soften

1117
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: his pecker soft growing at a high level, softened like

1118
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: it's often or I would like to compliment Adam and

1119
00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: Chloe on their possible wedding loca and I'm excited trying

1120
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: to get some shrimp tacos. Let's go Caroa some shrimpy tackys. Uh. Well,

1121
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: I take back saying fuck out, and only because because

1122
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: you know, you know, owls are fine. I don't love birds,

1123
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: and uh but they're just how mad it made Kyle.

1124
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want us to be in a good

1125
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: place in our relationship. So I'm like, okay, hey, if

1126
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: he cares this much about owls, I'm gonna step back

1127
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: my stance on saying funk owls. Just sure, yeah, sure,

1128
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: owls are fine. If Kyle loves owls, I don't want

1129
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: to be the guy saying funk owls. So, um, you know,

1130
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: I take that back. Do you want to take this

1131
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: chance to just real quick off the top of your

1132
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: head favorite bird? Favorite bird? Well, I would have to

1133
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: go with my grandmother's favorite, and that's cardinals. Big big

1134
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 1: shout out to our vella r I P. Yeah, I

1135
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: know you're up there with an atrium of cardinals, and

1136
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: heaven you do it. We're good. Cardinals are fucking When

1137
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: you see a cardinal, you turn into like a different person.

1138
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: You're like, that's a cardinal. Cardinals. I know, Yeah, I

1139
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: like all the birds that it's like even eagles that

1140
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: you know, they're bitches, you know, they're just they just

1141
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: want to clawl your fucking eyes out like cardinals. And

1142
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: like that bird's not going to claw my eyes up right, beautiful,

1143
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: But a red wing blackbird will fucking come for you.

1144
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: They will be gun. Same with the same with a

1145
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: blue jay. Blue jay up. Yeah. Blue jays are bullies, man,

1146
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: are they? Yeah? You know what I've never seen that

1147
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: I want to see live in oriole. I just want

1148
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: to put that out there. Yeah, I'd love to see that.

1149
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 1: My aunt does this thing where she takes pictures and

1150
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: she she puts it on the Internet and she calls

1151
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: the beak of the week. A second, this is the

1152
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 1: tweetie bird ant. No, this is this is another aunt.

1153
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: This is another ant that just takes fantastic photography of

1154
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: that's another old person thing of just being like a

1155
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: bird watcher, Like it's so cool. I could see, even

1156
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: though I don't funk with birds, I could see getting

1157
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: into something like that where you just like you got

1158
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: your camera, you're out there and you're like getting your exercise.

1159
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: But it's also it's also doubling is another thing, so

1160
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: you're not just exercising. I could I could see. Be honest,

1161
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: you're smoking weed. It gets crazy. Yes, yeah, I'm just

1162
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: looking for ways to get out of the house so

1163
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 1: I can smoke weed. For when I have kids and

1164
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 1: you you can just be smoking weed, like right in

1165
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: front of them. I'm gonna be like, yeah, dad's gotta

1166
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,479
Speaker 1: take a walk to look at birds, and they're gonna

1167
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: be like we heard that podcast about how much you

1168
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 1: love smoking weed and doing mushrooms. You're just doing that right,

1169
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, fucking get out of my house birdwatching.

1170
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm never gonna birdwatch. I don't see

1171
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: that for you know, you don't have to you do

1172
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: you have the look. I feel like you look like

1173
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: a guy who would be really good at it. Durs

1174
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 1: looks the most grnoli. I feel like, well, of course

1175
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: i'd be great at Kyle obviously. Yeah, you were crushed, dude.

1176
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: I feel like this could be like our vacation that

1177
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: we started with. We could like go do that. When

1178
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: I was in South Africa my honeymoon, we went on

1179
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: safari and there were these birdwatchers that were in the

1180
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: ride with us, and they were fucking insane, just probably

1181
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: so annoying, right, just being like jumping out the window

1182
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: trying to get the shot, and they were like telling

1183
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: stories about ship. I don't care about their like every

1184
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: thirty years you've got to go out to here because

1185
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: there's one time where they come and we went and

1186
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,919
Speaker 1: we saw him. It was and I'm like, bro, nobody cares. Yeah, definitely, yeah,

1187
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: But like, what's the difference between somebody like that and

1188
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 1: just some fucking people going and playing Pokemon Go. Nothing

1189
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: except for the fact that birdwatching sucks and Pokemon goes

1190
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: probably off the change. No, also fun Pokemon go, for sure.

1191
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: But if I if I'm gonna be like definitely like

1192
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: finding animals. I want an animal, thank you. I want

1193
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: an animal that I'm like, oh, for sure one role.

1194
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'd be like grizzly man, you know, I

1195
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 1: want to go find an animal that could rip my

1196
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: face over. I'd rather do that because that would be

1197
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: at least exciting and exciting thing when you're looking at birds,

1198
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: are like, Okay, yeah, there it is. But that's the

1199
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: whole thing is that, like you get the book with

1200
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 1: like the checklist, and then when you meet other bird watchers,

1201
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: all they do is go but did you see this? Yes?

1202
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: I saw that, But did you see this? Yes? I

1203
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: saw that, and they go back and forth. I mean yes,

1204
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: but these are also all code words for fucking positions

1205
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: that code. I think that's probably I feel like bird

1206
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: watchers also. It's just it's kind of a swing underground

1207
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: swinger organization check out. They're like, what's up with your cockatoo? Bro? Oh,

1208
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: I guess it's not that underground. Let me suck your

1209
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 1: blue Let me suck your blue bird. I will suck

1210
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: your suck your wife? Hey, can I lick your asshole? Kato?

1211
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 1: I will suck your wife while you suck my cockatoo.

1212
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: It all just ends in Kato. What's up with your cockatoo? Bro?

1213
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: Can I lick your dickhole? Katu? You have your seagull

1214
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: up my ass? Alright? Anymore take backs complimentary of whatever

1215
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 1: put there? I'm done Ultimate slams Uh. You want to

1216
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: do some jump rope to send us out? I see

1217
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 1: it hanging in the background. Oh no, no, we'll check it. Dude.

1218
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: I got jump rope and I got a motherfucking row. Dude?

1219
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: What is that? What kind of rower? Is that? That's

1220
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 1: a concept too? Is that a concept too. It's not

1221
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 1: a concept to, it's just it's a stamina on it,

1222
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: and that's important to have. So good, let's let's trade

1223
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: stats because I've been rolling like a motherfucker. Wrote a

1224
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: ten k the other day thirty five minutes. Once you

1225
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: ride each other, Hey, how about we doing this off

1226
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: the podcast and you can just fuck each other? Bring

1227
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: it on, Jesus, I want to challenges coming from people

1228
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: out there. Ten K, What is that thou? That's a

1229
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: real row? That was? Yeah, that's fun. I don't like

1230
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: rowing that much, but I mean it's an awesome workout,

1231
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 1: and I feel like taller guys are better at it,

1232
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: so I bet you'd be pretty good at it. Yeah.

1233
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: And the way my clip is above my my it

1234
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: just helps. Do you just right, let's do that. We

1235
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: can go birdening and we could go rowing. Let's do it. God,

1236
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: this is important, guys. Oh this was important. This was important,

1237
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 1: And I can't wait for everyone to tune back in

1238
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 1: next week to see how far Kyle and Anders road

1239
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: next week on this. This is important by murch by

1240
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: merch Back