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Speaker 1: It's a new year.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and our first

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Speaker 2: segment of the new year, we should probably talk about

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Speaker 2: resolutions for our show.

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Speaker 3: Oh for the show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I wonder what the listeners want from us this year.

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Speaker 3: I have some ideas.

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Speaker 1: No one, no one cares about you, broke.

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Speaker 2: We want to know what the listeners want because I

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Speaker 2: know a lot of people I've been texting into seven

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Speaker 2: eighty five nine two saying I need to try to

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Speaker 2: be less handsome, which I am working on.

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Speaker 3: See those texts, I cry them either I don't see him.

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Speaker 2: It's it's going the opposite for me though, like a

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Speaker 2: Benjamin Button sort of thing. A lot of people saying

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Speaker 2: Brook needs to try to be less stingy this year. Stingerella,

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Speaker 2: they call her with her rental shoes that she just

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Speaker 2: leaves around the office.

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Speaker 3: Now for something, clothes, jeff I have to buy my

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Speaker 3: own shoes.

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Speaker 1: I literally see shoes just hanging out by your desk.

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Speaker 4: For Yeah, that's my treadmill shoes, so that I have

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Speaker 4: comfortable walking shoes when I get to work.

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Speaker 3: And okay, I walked on my treadmill.

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Speaker 5: You went home, and I'm like Brooklke just run away.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like mister Rogers, No, I come in, I

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Speaker 4: change my shoes and put on a different little card again.

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Speaker 1: The office is her closet now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh but what about our shows? There something

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Speaker 2: that we should be doing more of or less of?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: More second date updates less? Yeah, less song of the

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Speaker 2: weeks because everyone's sick of those. Hopefully text in seventy

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Speaker 2: five nine two.

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Speaker 4: I did it one time and apparently I'm taking over

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Speaker 4: the internet things, which is not true.

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Speaker 1: Guys, thank you for your sacrifice.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, this Friday is gonna be Jose's next song

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Speaker 3: of the week.

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Speaker 2: If Jeff doesn't do it, I'll step up my goals

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Speaker 2: for the show this year. It's take my dog Bagel

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Speaker 2: out with me to more social events. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be that guy that brings my dog is my plus one.

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Speaker 1: To a wedding.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, don't be that person.

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Speaker 1: And I think he'd actually enjoy watching me do karaoke

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Speaker 1: at a bar. He would respect me more.

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Speaker 3: Did you want to go with? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If you have any resolutions for us as a show,

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Speaker 2: text them in to seven eight five nine two. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna move on and go to something that has been

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Speaker 2: around since the.

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Speaker 1: Dawn of time. The shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: It's never changing, and neither is digital Jake, let's do

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Speaker 1: it on this day.

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Speaker 5: In nineteen twelve, New Mexico became the forty seventh state

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Speaker 5: to join the Union. Oh and ever since then it's

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Speaker 5: done great things like nuclear bomb tests. TV show is

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Speaker 5: about meth. Yeah, possibly a third thing. Aliens could have

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Speaker 5: crashed their UFOs anywhere, but they chose to slam their

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Speaker 5: aircraft headfirst into New Mexican soil. Yeah, what an honor.

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Speaker 5: But New Mexico is just one of the fifty glorious

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Speaker 5: states in this great nation of ours, and today we're

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Speaker 5: honoring all fifty of them with a special red, white

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Speaker 5: and blue trivia edition of of twenty. Now, you say

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Speaker 5: a number one through twenty, and I'll give you a

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Speaker 5: hint about a particular place in the United States. You

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Speaker 5: just have to correctly name the state to stay in

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Speaker 5: the game. We'll start with the woman whose favorite state

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Speaker 5: is a state of drunkenness. That's Alexus, New Jersey. Alexis

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Speaker 5: having a number one through twenty. Please number ten.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of a crime. We're not doing one through

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Speaker 3: fifty on this one. But yeah, I really hoping you

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Speaker 3: asked me to sing the state songs. I still remember

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Speaker 3: that you.

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Speaker 5: Maybe we'll save that for when you get shocked. Alexis,

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Speaker 5: which state is home to the largest ball of twine?

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Speaker 5: Perfect for anyone who loves yarn? Oh, it's a fifty

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Speaker 5: way multiple choice.

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Speaker 3: That's really helpful. Where are we knitting a lot at?

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Speaker 3: You don't knit with twine. He didn't say yarn, he

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Speaker 3: said twine.

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Speaker 5: It's a ball of twine. But people can like yarn

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Speaker 5: and twine at the same time.

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Speaker 4: I think they're very different, for exacting, she knows twine,

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Speaker 4: and she has all her family in Oklahoma, So let's

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Speaker 4: go Oklahoma.

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Speaker 5: Alexis said, Oklahoma.

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 5: Incorrect. The world's largest ball of twine is from Kansas.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, Alexis, you're out. Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 5: It's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go with number eight, number eight.

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Speaker 5: Jose. What state is nicknamed the Land of ten Thousand

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Speaker 5: Lakes and has more shoreline than California? Why? Yeah, this

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Speaker 5: is easy. And this is why they're named the Lakers

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Speaker 5: because they came from Minnesota. Hose said, Minnesota. That is

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Speaker 5: it is correct. Land thousands, ten thousand lakes, Lando, one

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Speaker 5: thousand lakes is Finland.

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Speaker 3: Also correct if it's a thousand, because there's more.

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Speaker 5: When you're right, you're right, Brook, it's your turn. How

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Speaker 5: about a number besides ten.

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Speaker 3: Or eight, thirteen, thirteen, Brook, which.

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Speaker 5: State is known for its countless ghost towns, perfect for

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Speaker 5: a spooky road trip.

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Speaker 3: Ghost towns.

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Speaker 4: Legit, My town that I grew up in was almost

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Speaker 4: a ghost town, and it was because during the Depression

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Speaker 4: the mill burn down at the same time, so like

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Speaker 4: everybody had to move.

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Speaker 3: So you have a lot of like boom and bust

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Speaker 3: in ghost towns.

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Speaker 1: Everything that's ghost towns is like out West.

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Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 4: Well it's because there's like a big boom of like

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Speaker 4: a gold mine and then no more gold or there's

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Speaker 4: like the mill the burnt down.

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Speaker 1: One of Brook's relatives started a brothel in this ghost.

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Speaker 3: Town, I mean still runs.

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Speaker 5: No sorry, yeah, yeah, I was going to say Brook's

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Speaker 5: mom put the bust in boom or bust. So historically

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Speaker 5: that's probably accurate.

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Speaker 4: Tradition between Alaska, Montana, and Wyoming is where I like

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Speaker 4: over and like, you're not counting that, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Counting the East Coast there's it's too populated.

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Speaker 1: Alexis is thinking like actual haunted ghosts.

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Speaker 5: Some more witches than give me Wyoming, Brooks said, Wyoming,

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Speaker 5: that is incorrect. It's Texas with over five hundred ghosts.

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Speaker 3: Set the oil like you'd find oil places, and then

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Speaker 3: you're out.

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Speaker 5: The ladies are out. Jeffrey, it's up to you. You

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Speaker 5: get this one right, you stay in the game against Jose.

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Speaker 5: How about a.

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Speaker 1: Number number fifteen fifteen?

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, which state has a quirky law forbidding anyone from

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Speaker 5: tossing a moose out of an airplane?

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Speaker 3: Valid?

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Speaker 1: You glad they passed that law because otherwise it's probably

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Speaker 1: be happening all.

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Speaker 4: The time out of that helicopter, though it's only out

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Speaker 4: of air. We used to play Dodge and the moose

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Speaker 4: all the time where I grew up.

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Speaker 5: Oh fu.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is you grew up in a northern state.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta be northern if you're gonna deal with moose.

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Speaker 1: Yeahh not a lot of Mississippi moose going on.

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Speaker 2: So which northern state would it be where you'd have

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Speaker 2: enough moose to make a law about it.

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Speaker 4: You don't think it would be north Yeah, I would

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Speaker 4: think alask Yeah, especially because you're going hunting and you're

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Speaker 4: possibly taking a little plane all over the place and

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Speaker 4: maybe you had to throw it out because you ran

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Speaker 4: out of gas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking more Montana or North Dakota. Okay,

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Speaker 2: go for it right next to Canada. Give me Montana.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, Montana.

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Speaker 4: That is.

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Speaker 5: Incorrect. It was said in the room that was Alaska.

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Speaker 5: That means by virtue of everyone getting it wrong but him.

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Speaker 5: Jose has won Today's of tlenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: James and and Jose gets to choose who gets shot.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna be singing Last Friday Night by Katie Perry.

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Speaker 1: Who's it gonna be? Jose?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with you because you own half of

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Speaker 2: Alaska with your family.

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Speaker 1: After I gifted you the song of the week, You're

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Speaker 1: gonna do this time?

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, jeff Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 5: Last Friday Night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we danced on tabletops and we took too many.

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Speaker 3: Shot A good start to the ear.

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Speaker 1: That is your shot collar question.

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Speaker 5: Of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tab coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,