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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

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Speaker 1: every scared he was?

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Speaker 2: It fine?

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Speaker 1: Now porn.

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this.

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Speaker 1: Is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 2: Hello Karen, Hello Chris.

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Speaker 4: Listener, you need to know the reason the vibe is

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Speaker 4: off on this episode from beginning, Yeah, or on maybe

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Speaker 4: maybe the ViBe's on. Chris Fairbanks has shorn his mustache

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Speaker 4: of maybe three years, five years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I it does my upper lip look thin

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Speaker 2: and strange like a fish.

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Speaker 1: It looks lonely and like it's in the snow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. The mustache did kind of bring a friendship between

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Speaker 5: my chin and eyes that it feels like I just

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Speaker 5: look like a divorced dad. Now, yeah, yeah, it'll get

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Speaker 5: I have to I had to do it.

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Speaker 2: It's just every once in a while. I uh, you

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Speaker 1: Right, start fresh. Also, you did it for Halloween, right

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't be a mustache elvis on a toilet.

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Speaker 5: Also in real life, the mustaches are gross if you

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Speaker 5: really think about it. The trace amounts of food, there's

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Speaker 5: probably bacteria. One time in college, there's this guy that

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Speaker 5: I was friends with, even though he had dreadlocks, a

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Speaker 5: why could that not happen on a smaller scale with

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Speaker 1: It absolutely happens every day.

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Speaker 4: But I think that your immune system and any man

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Speaker 4: with a mustache or woman, you're eating it just enough

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Speaker 4: bacteria that you're becoming stronger and stronger.

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Speaker 1: No one can kill you.

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Speaker 2: I yeah, I believe in that wholeheartedly.

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Speaker 5: I had perfect attendance in elementary school, and I do

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Speaker 5: believe it's because I played in a sandbox that was

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Speaker 1: All these brags, what you're just adding in brags?

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Speaker 5: But yeah, but they're disgusting. So is it really a

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, cool friend with dreadlocks. I'm just

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Speaker 1: We need to introduce our guests. I tell him we.

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Speaker 3: Didn't Sorry, was I not supposed to talk? No?

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Speaker 2: No, we we do the We did a bad job

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Speaker 3: That is on us.

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Speaker 5: Do it you. You are hearing the voice now of

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Speaker 5: our our very good friend. He does clubs and colleges

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Speaker 5: across the country. He's a hilarious comedian. Put your ears

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Speaker 5: together for Matt Bronker.

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Speaker 3: Everybody, thank you, thank you, Chris. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Now we understand what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, now we get it.

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Speaker 5: That's that's we usually were, Like Matt, before we get started,

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Speaker 5: Karen and I usually talk two to three minutes time.

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Speaker 5: That's a little shite. No, that's a speech we're supposed

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Speaker 2: I just assume you.

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Speaker 3: I gotcha, I got you. Don't don't don't. Don't feel bad, guys,

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Speaker 3: It's okay.

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 4: I feel terrible also because I think I was thinking

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Speaker 1: It was so long ago, yes, because I was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: And then also the car setup is completely different than

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Speaker 3: And I feel like, after all we've been through, it

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Speaker 3: And no one knows why we're laughing. That's out. After

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Speaker 3: all we've been through. It just feels like And Chris,

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Speaker 3: like Cocoon before you, before you found the people a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like the Danimici. You're like the incredibly fit

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Speaker 5: He did have the best breakdance moves in that hilarious

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Speaker 5: is a no, you're right when you first find out

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Speaker 5: Wilford Brimley was just fifty two in that and then.

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Speaker 2: They show you a picture, Yeah, he was just fifty two.

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Speaker 2: It's just two different styles of humans.

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Speaker 3: I was reading because remembering when I read Something Wicked

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Speaker 3: I don't like, he can't chase him and ship because

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Speaker 1: Screwed when that devil Carnival comes. Oh you not be

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Speaker 3: Oh the guilt that they'll they'll get out of me,

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Speaker 4: Your papery skinned arm reaching toward How is child Matt.

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Speaker 3: She's great. She's very very very strong and powerful.

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Speaker 3: She was playing with uh John Roy's son, Griffin, and

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Speaker 1: But it's just like, honey, she didn't realize, Yeah, didn't know,

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Speaker 4: Also, she's so little that she actually had never experienced

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Speaker 3: She Oh, yeah, I didn't feel anything, but yeah, because

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Speaker 2: Well, have you done this thing that all all dads

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Speaker 5: It's the trust fall where you stand behind them and

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Speaker 2: And is that just my childhood?

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Speaker 3: You scream that's life and just loud.

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Speaker 2: And you're gonna get words. Wait till you have to

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Speaker 3: You scream that's life and you loudly open a beer.

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Speaker 3: So that just goes with their their trauma and their memories.

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Speaker 4: It's making me think about when I was little and

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Speaker 4: See I told you he slowed out and it's like no,

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Speaker 1: But like it's basically like, learn your lesson.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you know, pick them up and kind of move around.

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Speaker 1: So kind of you know, but i's your weird hack.

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Speaker 3: I certainly wouldn't be like, oh, what the fuck road.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't go with the Jim kill Garff style, Okay,

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Speaker 3: A modified version. I do appreciate his style, his tough

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Speaker 5: I don't know that I because nowadays when I see

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Speaker 5: I shouldn't have an opinion because I have no child.

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Speaker 5: But I'm getting eddy too. If in one knocks on

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Speaker 3: I'm just impressed by their resilience. Like every kid. I

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Speaker 3: just they're made of nerve. It's only until someone really

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Speaker 3: She's running down the hall and she just full on

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Speaker 3: the craziest shiner.

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Speaker 1: O, craziest, no dangerous.

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Speaker 3: I'm worried for me. Like people will think I full

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's ring her into the grocery store and get

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Speaker 2: some weird looks. And the old.

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Speaker 1: Excuse of I ran into a door.

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Speaker 2: She really did, she did?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I took her to daycare and like

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Speaker 4: And she immediately told me that story. She's like, I

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Speaker 4: She does, she does, but also you're you're so right?

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Speaker 4: It almost makes me go like did she do that

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Speaker 3: Themes from an Idiot's Marriage is the funniest, like five

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Speaker 3: it's doing he does. He does. It's it's angry put

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00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 3: upon Jerry Lewis, and then he just goes full on wild.

443
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 2: Physically bad ship hilarious.

444
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 3: It's so goddamn good.

445
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: Love that man, Yeah, love that man.

446
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeah that's from an old Showtime comedy special.

447
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was. It was time. Yeah. So

448
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 3: if he walked in on the on the topless woman,

449
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: I think he would just yell, you know, like you know,

450
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 3: boobies or breast and he would just he throw both

451
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 3: cups in his face, in his face and just like.

452
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 2: Burn for each boob. Yeah, oh that's that's terrific.

453
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 3: How old's Rose, she's too, she's two years two months.

454
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 5: When you were in the hospital and eight o'clock rolled around,

455
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 5: even though you were standing right near nurses, could you

456
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 5: still bang pots and pants together in.

457
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: Within I'm three feet away back to.

458
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: Jerry Lewis, I know. I I just maintained a respectful

459
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 3: distance and whatever they told me to do, I did.

460
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 3: That was it. That was it. Yeah, solid takes and

461
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 3: it was like nobody, you know, nothing's around that hospital

462
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 3: besides you know, a couple of retail stores and stuff

463
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 3: in office buildings, so there were people would gather on

464
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 3: the door, like when they'd change shifts. Everybody would stop

465
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 3: what they're doing and the round of applot cool, you know,

466
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 3: so that that was very cool. That was very cool

467
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 3: at the entrance. Yeah, yeah, that was nice. That was nice.

468
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 3: That's over now, Yeah, no more applause for them.

469
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, insane.

470
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

471
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 5: My neighborhood really a coup park, really partied at eight

472
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 5: and it lasted about fifteen minutes.

473
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: Where I lived, no one did anything. It was silent.

474
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 4: It was just you could hear pin drop. Was just like,

475
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 4: was if Hollywood is doing it, why aren't we doing

476
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 4: it in the valley?

477
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: So that's so crazy.

478
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: But because there was nowhere to park, That's that's what

479
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 2: it was. Everyone what it was. Yeah, they were in

480
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: their house.

481
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 4: It was almost like it was a way to celebrate

482
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 4: the medical people, the frontline people, but it was also

483
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 4: a way to get out like the like I think

484
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 4: I might be going insane feeling, yeah, you know, And

485
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 4: they were just like like that it's a good release.

486
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're suddenly interacting in agreeance with hundreds of people

487
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 5: from a distance.

488
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

489
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 2: But but it was that's what was really.

490
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 1: It feels good.

491
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 3: I was in during twenty twenty, we were going to

492
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 3: go up to drive up to Portland to see my

493
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 3: folks to bring the baby up, and then Oregon caught fire,

494
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 3: do you remember, Yeah, and then California caught fire because

495
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 3: it was jealous, and then we were like, this is

496
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 3: a baby developing lungs, why don't we drive to Boston.

497
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 3: And we drove thirty three hundred miles with a six

498
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: week old in an electric car with California play during

499
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 3: an election year. Highly recommend and we got to her

500
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 3: little town outside of Boston, and we lived there as

501
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 3: counties for about a month, month and a half, and

502
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 3: then we drove back and we drove back through the

503
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 3: South to stay warm, like the days ticking down, you know,

504
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 3: to the day. And we were in a hotel in

505
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 3: New Orleans when they called it for Biden and oh wow,

506
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 3: play you know, like it's a blue dot in the

507
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 3: reddest state there is. And it was everybody, everybody walking

508
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 3: down the street was either partying their dick and butt

509
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: off or had this blank stone face. There was no

510
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 3: you know, because this was before it was like it

511
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 3: was stolen, before that whole thing was introduced. It was

512
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: just either I'm in the biggest heaven of my life

513
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 3: or I am in the deepest shock of my life.

514
00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 3: And I remember that, but I wish I was both.

515
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 3: Kind of wished we were in LA weeks later because

516
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 3: the stuff that jumped off, like DEMI who shot that

517
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 3: thing at that gas station where they're all standing on

518
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 3: top of cars. That gas station is like a stone's

519
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: throw from our house, right And I asked him about that,

520
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 3: and he was like he hadn't heard the news. But

521
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 3: he goes out he goes up in the balcony of

522
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 3: his apartment and a man just walks into like the

523
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 3: driveway area, who's just walking around, just blaring a bagpipe,

524
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: and DEMI grabs whatever he had because he plays like

525
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 3: nine instruments like a flute and starts jamming, and like

526
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, because I saw. I definitely saw

527
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 3: some of that.

528
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 2: You know, people were so happy that they reformed rusted route.

529
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the only way to express it.

530
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 4: Uh.

531
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

532
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 5: My street was dancing and kissing in the street and

533
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 5: the bus couldn't get through, but the bus driver didn't care.

534
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: They were like cheering.

535
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 5: I I just I have a pretty good video on

536
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 5: my Instagram of everyone dancing too. I want to dance

537
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 5: with somebody, Yeah, and they're just it was like everyone's crying.

538
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 4: It was.

539
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: It was about a lot more than just Biden winning.

540
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 2: It was liked it was pure relief. Yeah yeah, yeah.

541
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 3: I mean we had we had champagne with lunch and

542
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 3: then walked our baby through the quarter and got dackerse

543
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 3: and like we're like, let's just go to the hotel

544
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: and then grab like some dinner somewhere I don't care where.

545
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 3: It was more we felt more you know, we had

546
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 3: this kid to keep alive, so we couldn't go nuts.

547
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 3: But it was like we also we also just were

548
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 3: just like I just felt a deep, bone deep exhaustion

549
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: from the last four years. And I remember because the

550
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 3: night before we were in Oh god, it's it's in

551
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: the Ozarks and it's like the one it's like Steve

552
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 3: Martin lives there, and damn it, what's it called? Just

553
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 3: really really Banjo Town, Beverly Hill. It's in the it's

554
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 3: in the it's in the southeast, and like it was

555
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 3: the night of the election, and there were people that

556
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 3: were it was like, oh, we don't know which way

557
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: it's going to go. It's gone in here and there.

558
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 3: And I hadn't even thought about mail in ballots, and

559
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 3: it looked really I was like what is happening? And

560
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 3: guys were driving their pickups in and just antagonizing the

561
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 3: hippies in town with flags, and it was like, I

562
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 3: don't like how this feels. Regardless of who wins. I

563
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 3: fucking hate the decorum, you know, where you're just screaming

564
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 3: and being an asshole. So like to kind of land

565
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 3: in there and just have that like, oh god, you know,

566
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: I was very surprised that we didn't have any part

567
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 3: of us that were like, let's just go dance, Let's

568
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 3: go dance around in the street.

569
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 5: You know.

570
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 3: So this non walking baby, yeah, you know, so it's like,

571
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 3: oh man, anyway.

572
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, to celebrate with her. You did include her in

573
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: the celebration.

574
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, yea, yeah, this clueless.

575
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 4: Child in basically party town, USA. That's the funniest part

576
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 4: is like it is like the greatest thing to celebrate

577
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: and the best place to do it, and you guys

578
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 4: are just like, okay, we're turning in.

579
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: It's yeah, not a lot of babies.

580
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: At Marty gro No and will I will say during

581
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 3: twenty twenty that you know, it's like when you go

582
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: to if you go through the let's say, go down

583
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: Bourbon Street like seven am, it's the saddest place in

584
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 3: the world. You know, it's just like there's cups and bars.

585
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: It was. It was sad all the time because no

586
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 3: one's there and the bars are trying to stay around,

587
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: and you know, the only people wandering the streets are

588
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: just they start talking to you right away and you're like, okay,

589
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 3: I don't want any of what you're selling, you know,

590
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 3: baby huh, yeah, my sister has a baby. You know,

591
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: I just I've noticed it. Okay, no, no, no, no,

592
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: we're not starting, We're not you and I are not talking.

593
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 3: Stop walking along with us.

594
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: Do not say the word Christ to me, Do not

595
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: bring him up.

596
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think it was actually more nefarious than that.

597
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 3: It was like someone who's like, you know, could you

598
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: loan me? It's just this kind of wandering skev dudes.

599
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,239
Speaker 1: And when you turn to him and say, I'd love

600
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: to talk to you about Christ and then.

601
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, will you pray with me? Sir? Nothing's worth this.

602
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: Running away?

603
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: Oh my I do you feel, Matt, you've been on

604
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: the road right doing shows?

605
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 5: Do you find that strange people are in the audience

606
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 5: and feeling empowered and being more vocal than a few

607
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 5: years ago.

608
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 2: Last night I had a very strange, scary.

609
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 3: I scaled back my road this year. Yeah, and it's

610
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 3: it was the smartest thing I ever did. Like I'm

611
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm i'm homeway more, I'm I'm helping my wife way more.

612
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: Or you know, Rosco's a daycare all day, but weekend

613
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 3: she's she's with us, And that's why you want it.

614
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 3: But when it's just one of us all weekend. It's

615
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 3: it's a lot, you know, the two of us. It's great. Yeah,

616
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: but yeah, I was. I was in this club. There's

617
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 3: great club called Laugh Camp in Saint Paul, Minnesota, and

618
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 3: the second show Friday night, these two dudes would not

619
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 3: shut up. And I don't mean they're talking, they just

620
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 3: kept yelling stuff during my setups and I'm just like this.

621
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: I put out the fire uput of the fire like

622
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 3: six seven times and finally went, ah, you guys gotta

623
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: go man, and the crowd's like applauding because they the

624
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 3: crowd has turned on and the crowd is like, yeah,

625
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: shut up, and they're like what No, And they got

626
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: walked out by this old bartender there's no security and

627
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 3: finished the set, had a good one, got it, went

628
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 3: to the bar for a beer with the staff, and

629
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: I'm just making conversation with the bartender and I was like,

630
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: what the hell will those guys were like, what twenty

631
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: five and he's like no, they were their fifties. And

632
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 3: that threw me for such a loop that the next

633
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 3: night I had a so soo set where I could

634
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 3: not get my bearings. Not that I was afraid of

635
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 3: people talking to me. I don't really care about that

636
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: because it eventually gets snuffed. But just how old, yeah,

637
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 3: drunk and unaware they were. It just went I was like,

638
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 3: who who is this?

639
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

640
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 5: The worst hecklers I ever had at Crackers in Indianapolis.

641
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: They wouldn't stop.

642
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 5: And I asked them who what they did for a living,

643
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 5: because you know, I love crowd work, and they were like,

644
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 5: we're high school history teachers. They were high school writers,

645
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 5: and they were being the most disruptive children in the room.

646
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, they're like, it's time for me to

647
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 3: get some Yeah, those kids interrupt me all the time.

648
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw a paper airplane at you. That They

649
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 5: had to be fifties, nineteen fifties teachers.

650
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: They keep they keep yelling boner, like during everyone you're life,

651
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 3: would you stop, please stop yelling boner.

652
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 4: I feel like also, these all is tied together with

653
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 4: the communal thread of either people are drinking too much

654
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 4: these days or they're on they're on a ton of

655
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 4: fucking pills in that way where they're they're like, when

656
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 4: they're in the real world, it doesn't feel real to

657
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 4: them anymore, so they're doing shit like that. I feel

658
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 4: like that's like a people are just kind of like

659
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 4: on drugs or on.

660
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: The biggest part. I think everyone's kind of wasted right now. Yeah, yeah, rightfully.

661
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: So look, I get it. It's a it's a it's

662
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: a time of high anxiety. But it's like not that

663
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: you can ever totally check out from reality. But the

664
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 3: time to do that is when you're in your early twenties. Yes,

665
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: you know, I'll say all of your twenties, maybe some

666
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 3: of your thirties, you go to a festival and blackout. Okay, yeah,

667
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 3: fair friends that look out for you. But it's like,

668
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 3: you know, when you get into adulthood and you have

669
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,479
Speaker 3: some modicum of responsibility, like like, okay, for example, your

670
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 3: guys they're teachers, Okay, they're like, wouldn't it be crazy

671
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 3: if at the lights come up, we just stood up

672
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 3: and pulled each other's dicks out of our pants. And

673
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 3: they do that, and they're like, eh or whatever, and

674
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 3: one of their students is there with their parents and

675
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 3: that fucks up that student's head so bad where they're like,

676
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 3: it wasn't even sexual. It's not like he wanted to

677
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: touch his friend's peanit. They were just trying to be disgusting.

678
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 5: I do like the mutualism that you just came up

679
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 5: with on the top of your head, like I'll pull your.

680
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: Quite a hypothetical. It's quite a hypothetical, to be fair.

681
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: I said something way cooler than those guys. Whatever, be

682
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: comfortable to do, Okay, okay, And then this this student

683
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 3: is just like fuck, I didn't know mister Dorsey was

684
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 3: like such a piece of shit. He seemed like kind

685
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 3: of a nerd. But I like the stuff he's talking about,

686
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 3: and he has an insight. Boy, it's a real jackal

687
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 3: and hide situation when that guy gets drunk.

688
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

689
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 5: Any Civics, court history, Uh, it seemed government. Those classes

690
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 5: seem to be taught I don't know why by football

691
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 5: coaches and teachers.

692
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: And these guys were big, like jockey dudes, you know,

693
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: just locker room took and tickle.

694
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 3: What's a problem. I definitely I had a history teacher

695
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 3: who had the whole you'll grow out of it if

696
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: you cared about any other strat of society besides your own.

697
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 3: You know, it's just like no, no, you'll get it.

698
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 3: You'll someday you'll know that those people, Oh God, why

699
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: are you taking why are you teaching us history?

700
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: Are teaching children? Yeah?

701
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: For real.

702
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 5: I also think that all the hecklers are being empowered

703
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 5: by this trend now of everyone trying to do a

704
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 5: viral uh oh crowd work video, Like I don't want

705
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 5: to burn my materials, so I'm going to do a

706
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 5: lot of hey what do you do for a living's?

707
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 5: And and it's kind of I've noticed it affecting audiences.

708
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 5: I get it, and I like crowd work. It's great,

709
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 5: but uh, crowd's been chirpy and talking and confident.

710
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 3: It's like the super drunk person that thinks they're helping

711
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: times ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, it's like I know,

712
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 3: I know, you know, Yeah, that's that's my cousin. That's that.

713
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 4: Also, there's a lot of those people, like in the

714
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 4: viral videos I've watched of comics that are getting somehow

715
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 4: quote unquote attacked. Is those hecklers are genuinely stupid. So

716
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 4: it's like it's like a thing where it's kind of

717
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 4: like you're you're trying to be witty toward a barking

718
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 4: dog because that's they're just drunk and basically going like

719
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 4: I don't have to think the way you think or

720
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 4: so get out of your aunt, Carol, what are you doing?

721
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's genuinely sad. Yes, a lot of those

722
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 3: videos where you're like, this is a person with a

723
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 3: broken mind and a broken.

724
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: Life a comedy club to fight with like premises like

725
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: stop it.

726
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 2: But then they got drunk and then you read the

727
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: comments that they lost their job or something. It's like, well,

728
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I just oh, maybe I had

729
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: to stay at home.

730
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I read a drunk A drunk pair of women

731
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 3: during my setups. You can just hear them discussing something

732
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 3: as loud as we're talking right now, in the silence

733
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 3: that is there when we're not talking. And everyone kept

734
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 3: shoshing them, kept shoshing them, and I was like, I

735
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 3: just I just put them out, put him out, put

736
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: them out. Then finally snapped and go and just I

737
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 3: just yelled, you gotta shout the fuck up. I hate

738
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 3: doing that. I hate when I snapped. I feel like

739
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 3: I lost control and applause. But then and after the show,

740
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 3: people were like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

741
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 3: And they were like, well, we were with our friend

742
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,760
Speaker 3: in the hospital. She has cancer.

743
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: It was like, no, all right, that is leave your

744
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: fucking friend out of it. You were an asshole, and don't.

745
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: Be like I need to drink nine drinks. This is

746
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 3: so hard to get through.

747
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 4: And then go to a comedy right, go drink nine

748
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 4: drinks at a bar where they like stuff like that, Yes.

749
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: Where the music is loud and it can be loud.

750
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: To do your thing.

751
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 4: I'll never forget. This reminded me, but it's very off topic.

752
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 4: But when I lived in San Francisco. When I lived

753
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 4: in San Francisco, and now that I think back, like

754
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 4: we were living off the fat of the land in

755
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 4: the early nineties.

756
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious.

757
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 4: Like I worked at the Gap and I was able

758
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 4: to live in San Francisco and like go out to

759
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 4: dinner when I was just laugh insanity, just insane. So right,

760
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 4: we got drunk because that's what we did every weekend,

761
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 4: like literally buying Budweiser Tall Boys, drinking as many as

762
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 4: we can and then going to get like one or

763
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 4: two drinks in an actual bar because we have to,

764
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: Like you had to figure out how to get your bus.

765
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: I did that, mag and I have done that together.

766
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 2: Continue go on.

767
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 4: Right, it's the classic, like when you're twenty seven, and

768
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 4: you're like, this is how we're gonna do this. We

769
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 4: rolled in super drunk to a jazz bar on Market

770
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 4: Street where some jazz legend had come to play, and

771
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 4: the room probably had fifty people in it.

772
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: We plopped down in a booth and we're.

773
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 4: Just like anyway, so that backing guy says to me,

774
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 4: and people are like and like the hardcore shushing we

775
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 4: were getting, and I'm like trying to drink like a

776
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 4: you know, a Greyhound or something, and we think that

777
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 4: we're just sitting there to drink and smoke and talk

778
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 4: over this fucking it was. It could have been fucking

779
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 4: stand getz. It could have been the greatest jazz music

780
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 4: in a full time and we were literally treating it

781
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 4: like background music and we were so drunk, and then

782
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 4: the vibe, it was like the entire room turned on us.

783
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 4: And when then we're like, we gotta get out of here.

784
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 4: Like suddenly we came to like, oh, we fucked this

785
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 4: up so bad. But it feels to me like the

786
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 4: people that end up being like those ridiculous like endless hecklers,

787
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 4: there's so drunk they can't come up into even feeling

788
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 4: that the entire room hates them.

789
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: They're still under there.

790
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're what I call invisible drunk. Like we've all

791
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 3: been there where it's like you're so you're so hammer,

792
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 3: you're taking your clothes off and stop stop you don't

793
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 3: You're like, no, everything's just warm and cool. Everybody's cool.

794
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: You're not even like your intellect isn't even just in

795
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 3: the fact that people's faces are like, oh god, stop,

796
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 3: stop stop, like you're shocking everyone. It's that level of

797
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: lack of awareness.

798
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 5: That's what happened in the most recent where the crowd

799
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 5: the audience member threw that beer at uh oh yeah,

800
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 5: the comic oh yeah, and I wish I knew her

801
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 5: name right now, but she picked it up and just

802
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 5: kept drinking it.

803
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of a badass move, but

804
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 2: oh incredible.

805
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 5: They did not realize the audience was against them until

806
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 5: she said, do you guys think they should stop? And

807
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 5: everyone cheered, and that's what all of a sudden, they

808
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 5: weren't invisible. There was that moment, and it caused the

809
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 5: guy with to throw a beer.

810
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 3: Someone took a beer and just as they're throwing it,

811
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 3: in their mind they're like this is fine. Yeah, like

812
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: this is like, that's that's a level of drunk. That's

813
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 3: I mean, above and beyond the wall of duty.

814
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 2: Makes me want to focus on podcasting.

815
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: I'm like you not.

816
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 2: It does not make them want to go to lax

817
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: and fly somewhere.

818
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah. I mean those two guys there

819
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 3: was there was a guy in front of them who

820
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 3: was kind of like, you're you're kind of crazy young

821
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 3: guy who actually looked like the same the same look

822
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 3: as like Fairbanks ten fifteen years ago when you when

823
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 3: you when you had you had the flat bill and

824
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 3: that bush of curls behind your head shirt, curly hair shirt.

825
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 3: And he he was he was in front of them,

826
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,959
Speaker 3: and he was he was about your side. He's turned

827
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 3: around and looked right at those guys. He's like he's like,

828
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 3: I'm gonna beat the fuck out of both. I shut up.

829
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 3: And like after the show, the guy was standing there

830
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 3: like people are like hey with a handlet shaking my

831
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 3: hand and this and this kid was like, oh man,

832
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 3: I was about to throw it down, bro, And I'm like,

833
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: I know, and I'm glad you did. I'm glad I

834
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 3: don't want this to become a fucking, you know, kettle

835
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: of madness. I don't want I don't want anyone to

836
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 3: get punched. I don't care what they did. I don't

837
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 3: want this stuff that start like well.

838
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 4: And also it doesn't make sense to me those clubs

839
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 4: that don't take action immediately, because I think many of us.

840
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 4: If you, if you did the majority of your stage

841
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 4: time coming up in Los Angeles and you got to

842
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 4: play at places like you know, the Hollywood Improv or

843
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 4: Largo or any of those places where immediately you'd get

844
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 4: dragged out of that fucking room. There's no way they

845
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 4: would let two drunk guys just sit there and have

846
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 4: their way at the show.

847
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 3: That it's tough because that place is and people people,

848
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 3: not that you said that, but people are there are

849
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: people like what what a security? They did nothing, And

850
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, this club is holding on by a string.

851
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 3: They don't have security. They have They had a small

852
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 3: woman doing sound and a bartender who was like almost

853
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: my dad's age. Who but I later found out the

854
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 3: guy who told me that they were in the fifties,

855
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 3: he had a concealed carry on him and I was like,

856
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 3: oh boy, you imagine his training ticks just keep going Wronger.

857
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 2: Lord, Two dead bodies Oh that's my closer.

858
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 3: I like that.

859
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 4: You said they have a small woman doing sound like

860
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 4: a tall woman would have cost them more.

861
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: So they had to get a small woman because they

862
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: were hanging on by the edge.

863
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: Just it's all. It's all about numbers and yeah and masks.

864
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 5: Well with an eight piece band like a music outfit,

865
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 5: they do have an eight foot tall woman that comes

866
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 5: in for that.

867
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she does. The more security does the scheduling.

868
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, the more complicated the job, the taller the person.

869
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 5: That's how it's always been.

870
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 2: That's how it is.

871
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: That's how it's always been.

872
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so true. At Fable, I did Mike Bredenstein

873
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 5: and Mike Combs is shot Fable. Ye, my crazy guy

874
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,240
Speaker 5: that was focused on me and was following me around

875
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 5: and sitting next to me. Oh to at such a

876
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 5: crazy level where I was just like, oh, I have

877
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 5: to engage with him. He's like a lost person. Maybe

878
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 5: connecting with him is the way to go, But it wasn't.

879
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 5: He was crazy and they finally they kicked him out

880
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 5: and they did a good job of it. So that

881
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 5: sometimes yeah, yeah, there because it was a bar and

882
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 5: there was a bouncer up front, like yeah, bars have bouncers.

883
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 2: Comedy clubs are like, it'll be fine.

884
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, part of the job.

885
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: You joke your way through it.

886
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 3: Even though a comedy club is just a bar with

887
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 3: a mic. Yeah, yeah, all it is.

888
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter even what we're doing on stage, as

889
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,800
Speaker 5: long as we're selling drinks.

890
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yes, you know.

891
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: Do you a lot of people? I was about to

892
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: change the subject. Did you have a conclusionary remarks about

893
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 2: the current subject?

894
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: Not me, No, I don't know. I don't know what

895
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 3: to do about it. I'm hoping it. I'm hoping it

896
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 3: works itself out and comics find something else to do

897
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: videos about or whatever.

898
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's not Yes, yeah, most of the guests

899
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 5: we have on here, i'd say about more than half

900
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 5: of them, we end up talking inevitably about good times

901
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 5: at Bridgetown. And it wasn't read your information sheet. I

902
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 5: forgot that that first year where I stayed in your

903
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 5: tall dad's basement.

904
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: You did with your short dad and your No, I

905
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 2: get it.

906
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 3: You're tall.

907
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 5: Both your parents are very tall and very sweet. And

908
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 5: I was in the basement because I was like one

909
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 5: of the last comics to be added. But that was

910
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 5: one of the second year. Maybe you started that with Andy.

911
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 5: I did.

912
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: I did, and we had a lot of people who

913
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 3: did the real work and it was awesome. I mostly

914
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 3: just watched tape and asked my famouser friends to do it,

915
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: and then I would I would do it myself as well.

916
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: But you know, even with all the money that came in,

917
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: of which I never took a dime, I didn't think

918
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 3: that was the right thing to do because I didn't

919
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 3: do a lot of work for it, and I always

920
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 3: had so much fun.

921
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 5: You know.

922
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 3: They were all making about as much as you'd make

923
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 3: edit Burger king right for years for the work. So

924
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 3: after ten years when Andy was like, I think this

925
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 3: might be it, I was like, dude, I get it right.

926
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: But it's funny that you like you were in the basement.

927
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 3: It was just like there was no money then to

928
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 3: put anybody anywhere, you know, so like people were staying

929
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 3: over in friends houses and.

930
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 4: All that jazz and well, I hope the people that

931
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 4: worked at Bridgetown year after year and any even if

932
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 4: a one off year, I hope they understand what a

933
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 4: gift they were giving the performers because I have so

934
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 4: many amazing I mean, I think I went two or

935
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 4: three years. Every memory I have from there, every performance,

936
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 4: every like location, the bartenders, the staff, the people that

937
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 4: worked there at the other comics, Like it was such

938
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 4: it wasn't just like stand up summer camp. There was

939
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 4: this other kind of like really beautiful shared art experience

940
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 4: that only.

941
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: Those people could have provided for us.

942
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 4: And like, you know, a Ron Lynch midnight show where

943
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 4: everyone's doing some weird thing he made up and it

944
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 4: turned out to be the fucking greatest thing you've ever seen.

945
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 4: Like there was so much of that shit going on

946
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 4: at Bridgetown, it truly, Especially in Quarantine, I thought about

947
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 4: different shit we did at Bridgetown so much because it

948
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 4: was like, it would be so fun to be in

949
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 4: that big party room again, or it'd be so fun

950
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 4: to you know, whatever idea, and it's just such a

951
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 4: it's such a lovely you know, like people did work

952
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 4: really hard and volunteered and kind of gave it there all.

953
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: But it was such a great experience. It was such

954
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: a great festival.

955
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I I yeah, same, Like like every single

956
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 3: year it was. It was different but the same, and

957
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 3: that everybody had such a gas at such a great time.

958
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 3: The shows were so incredible, and you know, I mean

959
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 3: we we caught so much hell for our uh you

960
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 3: know what what some peep comics would call like anti

961
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 3: white dude segregation or whatever. But it's just like we

962
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 3: just had like slots to fill and it was just

963
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 3: like all right, we'll full up, full up white dudes,

964
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 3: you know, and it's just like, you know, it just

965
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 3: Portland is already such a white place. And I think,

966
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 3: you know, like that was the only real negative was

967
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 3: Andy would catch hell. I never no one said ever

968
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: said shit to me. But you know the positive thing

969
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 3: was it laid this groundwork for comedy in Portland was

970
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 3: good and had a definite scene. But now the scene

971
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 3: is enormous and has been since like the halfway point,

972
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 3: the final point of Bridge Down, Like it's it's so

973
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 3: great there. Like you know, Kanaane lives there now, yeah,

974
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 3: yeahs in Beaverton with Rachel and like he just does

975
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 3: gigs in town and he's always telling me, he's like, fuck,

976
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 3: everyone's so good. He's like I feel terrible you know

977
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 3: sometimes you know, well just that, but don't you. I mean,

978
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 3: every every comic, I play the comedy store once or

979
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: twice a week, and I'll always go there and I'll

980
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 3: watch at least two people that make me feel like

981
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 3: dog shit. Yeah, it's like where I'm just like, yeah,

982
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 3: you need that. You need someone who's just like, God,

983
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 3: damn it, Why why do I have to that.

984
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 5: People are getting good and I like that I'm not

985
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 5: not everyone's doing crowd work videos.

986
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 2: I'm there's so many comics are so amazing.

987
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 4: Right now, so amazing well, and the people watching other

988
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 4: people over the years. It's like the benefit of being

989
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 4: somebody that's starting or five years in right now is

990
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 4: all of the people who who did it before, right

991
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 4: So it's like it's it's the natural progression, and it

992
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 4: is the perfect thing for like a person who's like

993
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 4: a stand up comic personality to have all of their

994
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 4: jeal triggered because it's like that's how good I wanted

995
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 4: to be, And like like the last time I did

996
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 4: stand up, like I had to follow James Fritz. Have

997
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 4: you had to follow James Fritz lately? Like his shit

998
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 4: is about important things right now that people are talking about,

999
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 4: but the jokes are amazing. He is fucking hilarious, completely authentic.

1000
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 4: So it's that kind of thing where I'm like, I

1001
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 4: don't need to do this. If this is the level

1002
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 4: that people are doing, I have had my chance and

1003
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 4: like and God bless everybody do this level, because I'm

1004
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 4: bringing the level down with my I'm actually reading my

1005
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 4: tweets out loud and basically telling everybody I don't care.

1006
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 1: Enough to try.

1007
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 4: And then meanwhile people are putting together like it's not

1008
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 4: just like late night sets anymore. People are putting together

1009
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 4: one man or woman shows and just doing them like

1010
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 4: fifteen minute increments is beautiful.

1011
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 3: No, I have two that I consistently have to fucking

1012
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 3: follow it. It makes me furious. Is Rick Ingram, who

1013
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 3: is like the greatest livings uh crowd work man of

1014
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 3: all time, Like that guy Chris Rock took him on

1015
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 3: tour like all through Europe and I would die to

1016
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 3: see him just roast a French crowd or whatever. He

1017
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 3: just says the craziest ship to people and just never

1018
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: has material. And I'm just like, fuck you, I've been

1019
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 3: trying to write all day. And then you know, Fahim

1020
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 3: an War will just do the silliest premise and it

1021
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 3: will just destroy Yeah, and he's he's never not funny,

1022
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 3: like it's you know, and I've told him that it's

1023
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: just he's one of those guys, and he's one of

1024
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 3: those guys who like the biggest names. Oh Fahim's up.

1025
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, yeah, it's just but it's like I

1026
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 3: still get that definite imposter syndrome from Damn and others.

1027
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 3: But it's like, so what you know, like you're still

1028
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 3: It's just it is part of it.

1029
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: It's part of the engine.

1030
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 4: It's like the it's the fuel in the engine that

1031
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 4: gets you so that you you know, so that you

1032
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: do the next thing and the bigger thing and take

1033
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 4: a bigger bite.

1034
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: Well, and Rick is so negative that when he found

1035
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 3: out I quit my podcast, he was so jealous, like

1036
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 3: he's in the parking. I like, he quit his fucking podcast.

1037
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 3: You can do that. God damn it wrong. You're a

1038
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 3: better man, and I hate it. You know what for quitting,

1039
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 3: I've inspired you by giving up. Yeah.

1040
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 5: I really had a feeling last night when I of

1041
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 5: getting older, my career having been going on a long time.

1042
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 5: As I wrote some jokes and I wrote them on

1043
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 5: a piece of paper and that it's on stage and

1044
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 5: because the there wasn't a stark spotlight, I looked down

1045
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,919
Speaker 5: at my notes and it was just blurry. I couldn't read,

1046
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 5: Oh god, because I needed these reading glasses now and

1047
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 5: I sat on them.

1048
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 2: As you can see there, it's just one arm whatever the.

1049
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 5: Last time, like well, I have new jokes here, but

1050
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 5: it's a series of vague and watercolor stripes.

1051
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: I have no idea what I wrote down?

1052
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to plug before we

1053
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: get out?

1054
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 3: My special Doug, which is named after a terrible man

1055
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 3: my wife and I met on vacation. Once is on,

1056
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 3: It's on everywhere on video on demand. It's just I

1057
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 3: tell the story of you're driving across the country, us

1058
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 3: having the baby out, fatherhood has just changed me, and

1059
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 3: also looking back on my garbage days and how actually

1060
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 3: being with a with a pirate woman partner has made

1061
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 3: life a lot more fun. So that's that's out there.

1062
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 5: And yeah, check out Doug's and this episode of Do

1063
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 5: You Need a Ride? We're gonna go ahead and dedicate

1064
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 5: to Doug please do.

1065
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 3: Awesome.

1066
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 2: Thanks for the past, Thanks, oh thanks for having me guys.

1067
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 3: This is awesome. Appreciate love you both.

1068
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do You Need to Ride? D

1069
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:56,479
Speaker 2: y n a are This has been an exactly right.

1070
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: Production produced by Analise Nelson.

1071
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1072
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Kottner.

1073
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

1074
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

1075
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1076
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 4: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

1077
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you both, You're welcome.