WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Run to the Bowl" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a sore fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:22.320 It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.160 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:30.480 the air. 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:37.640 Everywear a finger licking good, extra crunchy, extra spicy edition 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:41.879 of The Fifth Hour with me Hi, I'm Ben and 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:47.800 Danny g. We're hanging out on this glorious Sunday, Sunday Sunday. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:52.040 It is National Devil's Food Cake Day here on this 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:58.520 nineteenth day of May, when a fine, fine specific holiday. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:03.279 National food Cake Day, very specific, and I've not made 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.839 Devil's food cake. I should I should do that. Also, 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.280 celebrate your Elected Officials Day, which is kind of a 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.959 bogus holiday. Who's who celebrates their elected officials? Seriously? 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.039 Two waiters came up to me to mister Trump, we 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:14.440 love you. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.520 How about the news this past week where Trump said 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:22.560 he'll take on Biden, He'll accept the challenge there for 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.600 the debate, yeah, he said, And not only will he 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.040 debate him, he called him crooked. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:30.280 Joe Biden wants the debate to happen at like noon 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.480 because he goes to bed at three, so you have 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.560 to bait in the middle of the day. There you go, 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:35.320 what I'm bumped. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.160 Anyway, I thanks, you could do Eoe, you could do 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:39.600 old jokes for both guys. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:44.039 Now, yeah, this is the greatness of American politics. Here. 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.440 Are you looking more forward to this fight or the 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.160 Tyson fight? 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.680 Well? Yeah, I mean I think the debate will be 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.480 more entertaining because Trump will just go you know, he 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:57.400 did what did he care? He's beaking sued. He was 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.000 trying to put him in jail, so he's just going 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:02.640 to go for it. And the Tyson thing, I don't know. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.440 I mean, I'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:05.800 I'm sure. Danny a bunch. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:09.160 Yeah, he gave up weed and women during training, so 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.120 for months he's gonna be without the two things he loves. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.400 Does he need money? I thought he made all his 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.600 money and weed. He doesn't need money. He doesn't need money. 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:17.400 He buts it around. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.440 Yeah, he says he's just doing this for the love 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:20.000 of boxing. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.639 Love of boxing. Okay, well, well, what's his name? 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:25.160 Don King? 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.840 Show up? Probably not Don's really old but still alive, 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.120 but really really old. All right, let's get to the 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:31.800 mail bag. You're ready for the mail bag. Right to 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:40.680 the mail bag we go, Let's get it. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:49.560 It's alright, mail bag time. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.880 Thank you to those of you that have took taking 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.720 time out to send letters in and I'm very happy 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.640 I've not had to post in weeks on Facebook begging 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:02.520 for people to send questions. People have been wonderful. We've 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.320 got some new names which I love to see along 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.360 with the old names, so good job by you. First 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:12.440 one is from JJ from Motown. He says, Hi Ben 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.120 and Danny Ben. I wanted to know what was the 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:19.160 top barbecue you had in Carolina, so I didn't eat 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.720 too much barbeque. I ate three barbecue meals, three or 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:26.919 four barbecue meals. The top barbecue I had was Lewis Barbecue, 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.480 which is in the Charleston area. That was really good. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.120 Highly recommend Louis Barbecue. It was a wait. It's one 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.560 of these places where they open up at like ten 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.040 in the morning and they're only open till they sell 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.040 all of the meat, which could be three o'clock. I 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.040 mean there was a line around the building to get 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:48.040 into this place. Louis Barbecue was great. And also, this 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.240 is going to shock you, Danny. This is a hot 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.280 take that's going to get a lot of downloads for 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:57.400 this podcast on this Sunday. The other barbecue that I 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.520 love BUCkies. BUCkies. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.400 Yeah, I loved it. I'm not going to no, no. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.200 I could hear the joy in your voice on yesterday's show. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:10.080 The BUCkies brisket sandwich, the Texas style brisket sandwich was 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.040 just great. And I had the brisket sandwich at the 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.120 Lewis Barbecue and they had some really good side dishes 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:17.239 and all that. Now I have said, if you follow 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.800 the show. Years ago, I did a Mallard meet and 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:23.240 greet in Kansas City to celebrate the Ben Mallor chicken 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.120 fingers and it was wonderful. I had a great time. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:31.760 And I will repeat my previous take that the z 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:35.040 Man sandwich that I had in Kansas City at what 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.800 at the time was Oklahoma Joe's. Now it's Kansas City, Jose. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:42.440 It's the greatest sandwich I've ever had. The z Man sandwich. However, Okay, 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:47.000 my eyes have been open. I've evolved my position on 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:51.200 Carolina barbecue. I'd a was taken an anti Carolina barbecue position, 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.200 but I'd like to retract that previous take. That's a 0:04:54.240 --> 0:05:02.039 bad take, because Carolina barbecue is wonderful. Okay, it is great, 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.240 and so everything I had heard about Carolina barbecue not 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.760 being as good as Kansas City barbecue or Texas barbecue 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:17.000 bull crap. Okay, bull crap. Chef's kiss, chef's kiss. It's 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.000 kind of hard to screw up barbecue, isn't it, though, 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.920 Right when you think about it, if you're a barbecue restaurant, 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:24.960 it would seem like if you're known for that, it's 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:26.080 hard to really f that up. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:28.320 So thank you JJ. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.680 Mike in Free Parking Fullerton writes and says, I've been 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.200 and Danny, I'm sorry I missed the Malor meet and greed. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.320 I googled my mother's sideburns for hours, but I could 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:42.440 not find it, Mike says. He then points out, do 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:46.039 you like the taste of water? It may sound like 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.359 a stupid question, but it's not, Mike says. From that 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:52.800 bastion of free parking, he says I have a friend 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:57.280 who hates water, so he mostly drinks doctor pepper, which 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:59.800 is probably why he's had a bunch of kidney stones. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:04.600 Per I like water, even if it's tapwater, says Mike. 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.520 Yeah, tap water is no bueno. Where are you at 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:09.440 on water, Danny? 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:10.560 Uh? 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.880 You know I have a smart water in front of 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:16.960 me right now, and it's their alkaline version nine point 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.320 five plus p h. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:19.720 Take that. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:23.480 I came from the hood and now I have exclusive 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:24.880 bottled water in front of me. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.800 Put down your pipe and smoke it. Yeah, put down 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:30.560 your pipe. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.520 Yeah, to my dangerous minds teachers who told me I 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:34.760 would never amount to nothing? 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.479 Are you like Tom Brady who drinks Remember back in 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.760 the day, the story was he drinks twenty five glasses 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:43.640 of water per day with added electrolytes. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.760 You know, I'm not a fan of drinking a ton 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.320 of water because I don't like it. I don't like 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.919 the feeling of its slushing around inside your stomach. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.320 Well, my problem is I keep going to the bathroom. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:54.599 I drink a lot of water, and then I have 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.720 to go to the bathroom with them. But true, true, Yeah, 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.760 that's that's the other. But you do feel healthier when 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.240 you're drinking the right amount of water, because obviously it 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.480 flushes the toxins out of your system. I'm a big 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.320 cold water guy. I drink a ton of water, cold 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:11.320 water because I heard, actually we talked about this in 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:15.920 a podcast months years ago, probably that drinking cold water 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.240 actually burns calories. It does. 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.440 Yeah, it wakes up your system. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:26.880 But here's the problem. It does burn calories, but you'd 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.640 have to drink so you'd have to drink like five 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.080 gallons of water to get any real results. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.960 Yeah, you know, Jonas Knox told me that he drinks 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.800 like gallons of water every morning, not two. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:40.520 Not three, not four. Yeah, that's just while he's on 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.120 the air that's hanging out with LeVar. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.760 Are imagine that having to down all those gallons of 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:49.560 water while you look at LaVar Arrington's talons up on 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.040 the counter. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.480 Yeah, well there you go, bare. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:54.640 Feet up on the board. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:59.520 My my favorite water story is a reporter from Germany 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:03.080 when I was the NBA. Really cool guy, great dude. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:04.200 We got along very well. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:08.120 He was a fan of the show, and we used 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.320 to have dinner quite a bit at these games, at 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.080 the Clipper and Laker games. That would be at and 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:17.480 he would never drink water. And his position was that's 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.440 where fish fuck. And he didn't want to eat, you know, 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.120 he didn't want to have that in his body. Oh 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.920 my goodness. That was But and I tried to point 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.360 out to him, I said, there's water in everything, like 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:31.440 there's water in soda beer. You can't what are you doing? 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.760 But no, he would not drink just water. 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.199 Do you think if you cut this guy open, orange 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.600 soda would seep out of him? 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.080 Yeah? Pretty much right, And it's kig. What are you 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.360 doing next? Up on the mailbag, Alf from the Fox 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.400 Sports Radio parking garage. He says, Ben and Danny, Hello, 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.880 have you ever been Ben? Have you ever been so 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.680 pissed at Eddie that you thought of inviting Lenny Dykstra 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:57.360 in studio without telling him? Also, do you regret not 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:02.000 putting Henry Hill on the radio? Already know the answer 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.240 to that one. Well, yeah, yeah, Henry Hill, he's dead. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.640 Yeah, I could have told us you regretted it immediately. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.199 Yeah. I did not think it was actually Henry Hill. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.840 I thought it was just some drunk hobo that was 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.240 pretending to be Henry Hill. But it was actually Henry Hill. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.320 And I'm still that story still blows me away that 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.520 if you don't know the story. Henry Hill, the famous 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.200 mob guy. They made a movie about him. He turned 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.719 FBI and form it but he was living in the 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.160 Witness Protection program. But he was living in Sherman Oaks 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.480 in LA, where our studio is. And I went out 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.560 of the studio one night before the show to do 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.760 a cross talk with a great Joe McDonald, Big Joe, 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.079 big nasty. And as I was walking out of this 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:43.680 homeless guy like, Hey, are you on the radio, And 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:46.280 I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm Henry Effan Hill, and 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.000 I want to be on the radio. You know, I 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:51.160 got a story to tell and whatever. And so I 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:53.160 went and I did a Google image search and sure 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.640 enough that was Henry Hill. And that was I went 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.400 outside to try to find him and he was gone 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.000 and never saw him again. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:00.840 That was it. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:04.680 And as far as Lenny Dykstra, yeah, I'd love to 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.760 have Lenny on the show and upset Eddie. That would 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.000 that would be fun. But I haven't heard from Lenny 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:12.679 in a while. He would send me messages randomly. I 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.080 haven't heard from Lenny in a while. I guess he's 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.200 upset with me. I don't know what are you gonna do? 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:16.480 Right? 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.760 What are you gonna do? He's busy skiing. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:20.560 A bunch of hookers and cocaine. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.480 Yeah, I will, I think this summer though, we'll get 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.800 back with do some some interview podcasts. We haven't done 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.240 a lot of those. It's just been us schmoozing and 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.000 all that. But I'll do a few of those. There's 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.560 some people that are relatively big names or whatnot that 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:34.840 I haven't talked to in. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.800 A while, like Roberto the bus driver. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.840 Yeah, well, Roberto will get Roberto on, We'll pot with him. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:43.920 We'll have Lorraina on, We'll get some of my play 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.280 by play friend people around. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:45.600 All that. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.400 Iowa Sam to regale in the two weeks he worked 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:48.679 for you. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:51.280 It was a great run though. It was the greatest 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.560 two weeks it was. It was wonderful. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:54.360 He was on furlough. 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:59.280 Wild Man of Morgantown, West Virginia, rights and fun fact. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.640 Wild Man my brother, on his way back to Wisconsin, 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:06.720 just kind of lollygagged around. He drove through West Virginia, 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.480 said it was beautiful. The scenery in West Virginia is 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.440 just absolutely beautiful. Anyway, wild Man says, Hi Man and 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.160 Danny G. I used to compare myself with Tom Brady 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.320 when talking to peeps at a bar. We are both 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:22.720 the same age. Also, people call us the goat. Him 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:26.520 because he's the greatest of all time. Me because I'll 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:31.280 eat anything, wild Man says. He says any spicy food. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.840 He loves curry the hottest of the hot hot wings. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.160 Every once in a while, he says, it'll knock me 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:41.440 down a notch. One time it hit me and I 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.400 had to find a toilet to release the beast. It 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:48.920 wasn't pleasant question for you, gentlemen. What is the spiciest 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:54.920 food you have ever had? And how was the experience? 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:59.920 So Danny, you big spicy guy, he liked the spicy, spicy, spicy. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:04.520 I do like spice and small doses. I couldn't eat 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:08.720 a whole meal of major spice. But when I was 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:10.880 doing one of my first morning shows, we did a 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.559 hobb and narrow, a hot hobbin narow contest between the crew, 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.000 and we actually took bites out of the hottest peppers 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.080 on Earth, and we had to have like lots of 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:22.920 glasses of milk on st or as you call it. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:27.640 Milk on standby because we were Oh my goodness, I 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:31.000 remember going home Ben. And let's just say the exit 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:35.360 velocity of those peppers was nothing nice. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.080 There's a bottom I rate to bring the gas. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.760 You feel it coming in? You feel it? Yeah? Oh yeah? 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.040 Now is the hobb and narow? What is it? The 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.440 red Savina hobbanarow? Is that the hottest? 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:46.640 I know? 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.880 There was the Carolina Reaper, that's right, which is very hot. 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.760 We had all the different colors of the peppers and 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.680 all of them, you know, cut open with the seed showing, 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.280 and we each had to take a nice, big juicy 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.560 bite of seeds. In all almost died that day. 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:07.319 Wow. I like to think I'm someone that likes hot food, 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.520 but I don't really. I mean, I'll eat the hot salsa, 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.280 but that's not like dragon's breath pepper salsa. You know, 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:19.720 it's not that. It's as my friend Alex, who passed 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.240 away years ago, used to say, it's grango salsa. You know, 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:27.200 it gives you the illusion that it's a it's actually yeah, spicy, 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:28.840 but it's not like you'll get in Mexico. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:33.960 Now, how about this for wild Man Coop legendarily has 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:40.080 eaten petroleum jelly. Yeah, he's eaten like twenty eight hour 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.760 old hot dog from Burger King on. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.199 The air thanks to the Jay Moore leaving that. That's right. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:50.080 Yeah, the promo item in our blue Kitchen and I 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:55.600 have raiders Welcome back to Oakland Wheaties box from nineteen 0:13:55.720 --> 0:14:00.880 ninety six. Are you thinking about Well, I'm thinking wild 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:05.120 Man Coop guys like that. That's a great food challenge 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.840 right there. If I poured you a bowl of nineteen 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:11.720 ninety five slash ninety six wheaties? How much money would 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.760 you want to win or need to win to take 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:16.840 a couple of big bites out of those wheaties? 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:17.560 Oh? I bet you. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.840 There's so many chemicals in there that it probably still 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:20.880 looks exactly the same. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.880 But I doubt it tastes the same though, well probably not. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:29.080 You're right about you know the look. It's like McDonald's 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:34.400 leaving around, or the cheeseburger that doesn't doesn't degrade. If 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:38.560 you gave me, I don't know, like five hundred bucks, 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.800 I'd do it. Why not? Can I have chocolate milk? 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.000 Or do I have to have no regular milk? 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:46.520 And you have to finish a whole bowl a whole bowl. Yeah, well, 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.480 kind of a kid, and then you'll have to go 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:49.640 run to the bull. 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:50.120 Wow. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.800 I think I'm probably good on that. We also got 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.840 an email from Zach. I did want to thank Zach. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.200 I don't have it in front of me, but Zach 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:00.720 runs a bar. He's a big cheese there in column Ohio, 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:02.840 and he heard about the Malor Meet and greet and 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:05.760 he said, Hey, I'm a fan. I like the show. 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:09.200 I'd love to have yet my establishment. So the good news, Danny, 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.240 is that we have a bar, which and I look 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:13.560 this place up. It looks really cool in Columbus, Ohio, 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.840 which is kind of central because we have the Cleveland 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:18.440 we are like Ohio al and the guys that live 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.480 in the Cleveland area. We've got Justin and Cincinnati and 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.920 just Josh that are down in Cincinnati and some others, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.080 and then we have Dick and Dayton. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:28.640 So we do very. 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.480 Well in Ohio. That's the good news that we have 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:32.840 a location for the Mala Mea greet. The bad news 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.840 is how the f do I get to Ohio, Danny. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.040 I'm not planning any vacation to Ohio. I don't have 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.560 any family that is living there right now. So if 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.320 we can figure that out, Zach and I want to 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:44.760 get there because I do want to do a Mala 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.120 meet and greet in Ohio. I have no business reason 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:49.280 to go there at this point, meaning the radio show 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.480 is not gonna send me, so I don't know how 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:53.800 we're gonna get there. If you can come up with 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.000 a way to get there, I will absolutely. I'd love 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.960 to do a Mala meat greet your your barz act 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.280 looks amazing, it looks great. I would like to there 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.760 at some point soon. Playing Charge Automobiles. Our man Dick 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.520 and Dayton's not getting any younger, so I got to 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.280 meet him. You know, I got to meet our friend 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:07.600 the Dick. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:10.720 Do you think the first topic Dick and Dayton would 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.440 talk to you about Ben? 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.640 I was talking. I was talking to my friend Bill. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:18.920 Uh he's on on Cleveland Browns. Yeah I does Browns 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:22.080 and yeah you put me on a show, and yeah, yeah, 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:27.920 God bless him Ohio. Speaking of Ohio, Ohio, Al writes it, he'says, hello, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.760 Ben and Danny g I just watched the Phil Hendry 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.800 documentary you recommended a while back. 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:33.560 Thank you. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.840 I had no idea who he was. How about Ohio? 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.720 Not having any Phil Henry knowledge, he says that dude 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.480 is so effing hilarious. I watched it twice and was 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:46.960 laughing my ass off both times. Any chance that you 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.120 can get him on the Fifth Hour pod for an interview? Yeah, 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.160 I think we could get Phil Henry on. I believe 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.640 we're social media friends. I could send him a message 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:59.120 and get him on at some point during the summer 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.320 when I'm planning on doing some of those things. 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:06.919 So I'd rather have Farrell on again. Pharrell on a 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.840 pile of snow, part. 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:12.480 On a bender in Atlantic City at a hotel somewhere, 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.439 surrounded naked by money and. 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.760 Ben, I'm gonna be honest with you, piles of cash 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:19.240 and cocaine on this hotel bed next to me right now. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.400 He was not kidding either. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.199 And it sounded like he was sampling the product. But 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.040 I don't know, maybe not. It just sounded like that. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.840 That was That was while the Barry. Oh I just 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:31.879 mentioned Barry earlier this weekend. He showed up to the 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:36.520 Barry from Nashville. Now in South Carolina, says Yo Yo, Ma, Benny, 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:41.080 great hanging out meeting you at the Charleston event last week. 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:44.240 He says, I must say I was worried it would 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.399 be a bit awkward being in with a bunch of strangers, 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:49.280 but everyone was very welcoming. I got to meet some 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:52.439 very nice folks and had some funny conversations. Was a 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:52.880 great time. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:53.399 So thank you. 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:57.399 That's from Barry. Well, thank you Berry. I appreciate I 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:58.080 appreciate that. 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:01.080 I love the meet and greets or FSR, even the 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:01.960 unofficial ones. 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:05.160 Yeah, they're a lot of fun. And there's also talk 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.199 of a meet and greet in Vegas at some of 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.640 the boys that listened in Vegas. Let go, we can 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.679 make it done. Dun Donna, dun Don, you might have 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:15.320 to show up to that one. Dan, Oh, I'll be 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.119 at that one for sure. We'll do it on a 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:20.840 Friday or Saturday, probably Saturday. Mike from Nashville whites in. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.080 He says, Hey, Ben and Danny enjoy your pot each weekend. 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.120 Thanks for doing it. And Ben, what was the favorite 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:32.920 Southern dish that you had last week on your road trip. Well, Mike, 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:34.760 I had a lot of really good food. I love 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:39.720 Southern food. It's very bad for you, very fattening and delicious. 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.040 The I mentioned this, I think just a few seconds ago. 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:48.159 The brisket sandwich from Lewis Barbecue was great. Bucky's Barbecue 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.160 brisket was amazing. I also had biscuits and gravy. 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:53.600 Zachsby's was your favorite, though. 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:57.879 But biscuits and gravy very good. That was actually our 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:01.520 last meal in Charleston before we had to get to 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:05.080 the airport and go back to Myrtle Beach and return 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:07.000 the round car and all that, so that that was 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.720 really a brisket sandwich or the biscuits and gravy, and 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.760 there were some other stuff that was was outstanding. But 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:16.440 I didn't really have a bad meal. The one thing 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.280 that did piss me off is I did go for 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:22.720 a second meal at bo Jangles one time, and this 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:25.399 lazy fat ass who was working to drive through at 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:28.840 bo Jangles, he failed to put my fries in with 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:30.720 my meal, and I didn't check till I got back 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:32.359 to eat it, and it was too late and I 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.199 couldn't go back. How do you leave fries out of 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:37.800 a chicken meal. It's a bad job by that loser. 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:39.920 Yeah, but he saved you five good pounds. 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.639 Well, that is true. You'd be happy if they leave 0:19:42.720 --> 0:19:45.640