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Speaker 1: What's with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a laser line.

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Speaker 4: Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 4: and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, miss oh,

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Speaker 4: this is a wild guess. But is your name jingle bells?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: I only say that because it looks like you go

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Speaker 4: all the way after he drops that line. Whatever you do,

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Speaker 4: don't let on that you've dm the joker four times

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Speaker 4: in the last three days. Instead, tell that caped creeper

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Speaker 4: that if he plays his cards right, maybe he could

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Speaker 4: take a peek at your hall of justice. And that's

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Speaker 4: when you give him the number, the loser line, so

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Speaker 4: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we could play on

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Speaker 4: the air voicemails like this one next message.

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Speaker 5: I know I told you that maybe I'd want to

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Speaker 5: go out tonight, but you know, honestly, I'm just I'm

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Speaker 5: just not feeling it. I mean, I'm on my couch,

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Speaker 5: I'm in cozy clothes, I'm watching TV right now. Am

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Speaker 5: I getting old? It's like ever since I turned twenty four,

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Speaker 5: I just feel so adult. You know, I'm kind of

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Speaker 5: okay being in. If I go out, I'm like ninety

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Speaker 5: ninety percent sure that it'd be like the movie Taken.

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Speaker 5: And I don't want to be taken. I mean, or

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Speaker 5: maybe I do. I'm I don't know, maybe i'd be

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Speaker 5: flattering to be taken. I mean, to be taken. I mean,

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Speaker 5: they'll travel the world, right, I mean, obviously it's bad.

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Speaker 5: I mean I don't want to be But I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just saying next message, I've never thought about it. That's

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Speaker 3: not means it about kidnapping.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, saying that maybe the only thing to get her

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Speaker 4: out of the house. But by the end she talked

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Speaker 4: herself out of getting kidnapped. If she was twenty three, though,

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Speaker 4: and young and immature, she might still be into it.

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Speaker 4: Now she's twenty four, she's grown out of kidnapping and

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Speaker 4: traveling the world.

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Speaker 2: She's adulting.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Good for her.

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Speaker 4: Becca.

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Speaker 5: It's Roberto, okay, it is, it's Robbed.

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Speaker 6: I was just kidding.

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Speaker 5: So you popped up on my time hop from last year, and.

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Speaker 4: I forgot how good of a time we had on

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Speaker 4: I don't remember what your friend's name, but your friend's boat.

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Speaker 5: You remember that we should, uh, we should get together

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Speaker 5: sometimes on the boat. Maybe that would be lit.

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Speaker 4: All right, give me a call.

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Speaker 3: Next during the summer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. I don't know how old he is,

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Speaker 4: but you could tell he took like thirty minutes pumping

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Speaker 4: himself up to say the word lit. Never said that

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Speaker 4: word before in his entire life.

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Speaker 5: Sounds old enough to be over his boat days. Honestly,

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Speaker 5: I was pretty drunk when.

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Speaker 2: I emailed you, so just come back and I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: So please.

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Speaker 5: Call me back because it is getting dark.

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Speaker 3: It's too big.

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Speaker 6: Wait, big wait, he was drunk because it sounded like

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Speaker 6: he is currently drunk.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's dark about that part. It sounded like Brooks

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Speaker 4: type to me. If you haven't heard, we post the

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Speaker 4: us if you think Brooks should date the person on

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Speaker 4: that last call.

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Speaker 5: I'm married.

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Speaker 4: I'm just reading what you wrote here on the paper.

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Speaker 4: Good job on acting shocked. That's written right here too.

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Speaker 2: Say look, weirdo, it is not cool for you to

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Speaker 2: slip your phone number into my hands.

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Speaker 3: At the bar without my permission. I have a really

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Speaker 3: good looking boyfriend. He's extremely strong and if he knew

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Speaker 3: you were doing this, he would probably punch you straight

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Speaker 3: in the base.

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Speaker 2: So I would.

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Speaker 3: Suggest that you probably don't give your number out to

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Speaker 3: people at the bar that have boyfriends, and we do

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Speaker 3: not call me ever again. Bye bye? What was Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, I'm so sorry I did not know.

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Speaker 1: You after a kind of lack of base.

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Speaker 3: Just keep your going on you Next Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: What wait?

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Speaker 2: That was her boyfriend laughing in the background.

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Speaker 4: To decide of that. Maybe that's a situation where she

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Speaker 4: exchanged numbers with a guy not knowing she got the

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Speaker 4: loser line. Knew that her boyfriend was listening, so it

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Speaker 4: was trying to make a big show calling him like, hey,

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Speaker 4: don't call me.

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Speaker 6: Some guy was slimmy his number, or she got kidnapped

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Speaker 6: by a laughing maniac like the.

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Speaker 3: First girl kind of waned.

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Speaker 4: She did get taken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think actually happened.

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Speaker 5: That guy's sounded.

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Speaker 4: Psycho, he sounded fun. Was like club views are going

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Speaker 4: on in the background. Maybe getting taken is a better

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Speaker 4: time than we realized.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, Louis, it's from the other night. I

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Speaker 6: was telling you all about mushroom foraging, and.

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Speaker 1: You were saying that you were into it, and I.

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Speaker 6: Just thought that was so cool.

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Speaker 1: So why don't we.

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Speaker 6: Go this weekend? Like we can call it a hike

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Speaker 6: and just find what we find and try it, you know, because,

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Speaker 6: like I've been reading a little bit in this guide

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Speaker 6: book about mushrooms and so I like, I've kind of

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Speaker 6: have a pretty good idea of what we can meet.

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Speaker 6: I think there's ones that if they have what do

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Speaker 6: they call it when they have lines on the bottom,

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Speaker 6: it's like a fish word, gills gills.

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Speaker 1: If they have gills on the bottom, those ones are okay?

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Speaker 6: Or was it gills killed?

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'll look it up again and look.

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Speaker 1: If anything bad were to happen, which I don't think

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Speaker 1: it will, like just worst case scenario. I have a

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Speaker 1: bottle of water and a flare gun. I've only ever

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Speaker 1: had to use it once, so I think we'll be fine.

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Speaker 5: Next.

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Speaker 4: Got to respect a woman who doesn't give up. The

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Speaker 4: last guy got airlifted out, but she says next time

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Speaker 4: it's gonna be better. Mushroom people are weird.

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Speaker 6: I intended a mushroom forum. I know that sounds strange. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and this guy who is the mushroom expert.

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Speaker 2: It's like, well, I'm seventy five.

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Speaker 1: You can try any of them.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you should memorize the kill one. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Definitely read your dad.

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Speaker 4: All right, there, we got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 4: next