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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Every single millennial is on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now. Everyone tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe not every single one, but a trait, a trait,

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Speaker 1: remember text in it four one of six one. If

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret that you'd like to

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Speaker 1: tell us on the air, you can tell us it.

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Speaker 1: You can. That sounded weird, I've said that, but you can.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us it, and we will always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous, so feel free to say whatever you want

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Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody

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Speaker 1: remains anonymous. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous name

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Speaker 1: when they call in to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now. A sense of entitlement. Hello,

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Speaker 1: sense of entitlement is millennial. I'm sure you already feel

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Speaker 1: comfortable being here and you're happy being here. That's absolutely

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Speaker 1: right game, Thanks for having me on. Yeah, well, thank

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Speaker 1: you to be here. That hits home. Okay, so sense

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Speaker 1: of entitlement, yes, boy, yes, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: All right? My dirty little secret is so back in

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Speaker 1: high school, I was at a party with some friends.

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Speaker 1: Boy and yeah, so we're in high school. Everyone's underage, drinking,

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Speaker 1: having a good time. Um, except for me. My dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is I was just filling my cup up

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Speaker 1: with pop. So I had have a fun pizza and

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Speaker 1: pop party that night. So everybody else was drinking. Why

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Speaker 1: didn't you drink alcohol? But not you? You know, I

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Speaker 1: think I was scared at that point. I had never drink,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know. I think I was afraid

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Speaker 1: of it. I was afraid of what happened, afraid of

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Speaker 1: getting caught whatever. That's something that's not brought up enough.

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Speaker 1: I think the fear of actually being drunk, when you like,

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Speaker 1: when you're about to be drunk for the first time,

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Speaker 1: is actually quite compelling. The fear of it. Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: I feel I wasn't well. I was so ready for it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I don't have a lot of fear

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Speaker 1: of stuff like that. Okay, Yeah, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: need this. I've lived along thirteen years, it's been Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you were scared of getting hammered or something at

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Speaker 1: this party in high school? So yeah, that wasn't even

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Speaker 1: the worst part of it though, or I might say

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Speaker 1: the best part of it. So the cops came because

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Speaker 1: we were getting a lot of noise complaints in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: So they show up and they pulled everyone aside and

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Speaker 1: started handing out breathalyzer tests. Oh yeah, handing them out. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is a fun thing. It sounds that sounds very

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Speaker 1: playful the way that you're saying it, but probably not

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Speaker 1: a very fun thing. They were basically making you guys

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Speaker 1: sit there and wait so they could take a breathalyzer

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Speaker 1: test on you because they were trying to see who

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Speaker 1: was underage and drunk. Right, exactly right. So anyways, all

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Speaker 1: my friends to get pulled aside, and throughout the night,

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Speaker 1: one by one, they're failing all these betalyzer tests. But

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Speaker 1: then I go in and I blow all zeros and

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Speaker 1: the cops kind of give me a funny look like, hey,

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Speaker 1: something wrong with the machine. But yeah, I fessed up

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Speaker 1: to the cops, like what what the what was going on?

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Speaker 1: You know that I wasn't drinking? Oh wow, wow, of

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Speaker 1: it is. None of my friends ever found out. They

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Speaker 1: all still think I was wasted that night, And the

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Speaker 1: only other people ever found out was my parents because

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Speaker 1: the cops call them and they had to come pick

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Speaker 1: me up. That's funny, I feel like, But I told

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Speaker 1: him Mom, Dad, I ain't drinking. I'm not drunk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: evidence everybody else got in trouble. But your parents were like,

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Speaker 1: we're so proud of you an entitlement. Good job, yeah, Arson,

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Speaker 1: he had the opportunity and Arson didn't. He said, No.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was going to ask you is if

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Speaker 1: you got arrested, because I don't know if everybody got arrested,

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Speaker 1: but if you're the one that didn't get arrested and

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Speaker 1: you were like, no, I was drunk, they'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's an arc He's actually a forty five year old

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Speaker 1: dude that hangs out with high school. There's trying to

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Speaker 1: get him in trouble. He's got that Benjamin Button diseasely

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Speaker 1: look super young. Did you ever have one of those

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Speaker 1: at your high school? Like an undercover cop, like pretended

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Speaker 1: to be a kid. But no, like Johnny Depp, No,

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Speaker 1: I never seen No, I never seen Johnny Depp in

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Speaker 1: my school. Wait, did you have met We had a

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Speaker 1: couple really, Yeah, and a bunch of kids got busted. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because they would hang out and I hung out with them.

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Speaker 1: He was a troubled kid. Yeah. Wow, I hung out

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Speaker 1: with the dude a few times. But I know, I

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Speaker 1: mean I had to get questioned. But like there was

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Speaker 1: a whole round road. A bunch of people were getting

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Speaker 1: arrested because of this one dude. But he was like,

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Speaker 1: he was like almost forty weird and he looked like

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Speaker 1: a seventeen year old. That only happens in America. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that never happened at any of your school Alex. I

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Speaker 1: don't know any no, never, no, really, no weird. Any

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Speaker 1: time I bring up anything from being a kid, you

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Speaker 1: even all right, well, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: dirt a little secret sense of entitlement. Thanks for having

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Speaker 1: me eye. Yep, what's your dirty little secret