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Speaker 1: Your baby is going back to pre k. The baby

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Speaker 1: You're I'm looking at my records indicating that your son,

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Speaker 1: Well, what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his

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Speaker 2: She did tell me he was a disobedient child.

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Speaker 3: No, he disobedient and talking two different things.

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Speaker 1: What we've decided here is we're gonna let little actually

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Speaker 3: Oh no, y'all ain't gonn gonna let him do another

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Speaker 1: No sign, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: No. We got our letter in the mail with our

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't understanding. He doesn't color as well as

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Speaker 3: When I can show you on this paper. He did

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Speaker 2: He does not color well, ma'am, I.

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Speaker 3: Said, coloring ain't got nothing do with that, Dad guard kindergarten.

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Speaker 3: He is going to the first grade, and I'll be

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Speaker 1: Now I will not be able to allow you to

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and let me get Let'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Let me go in and get my pencil pen because

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Speaker 3: I don't live that far from the school. And if

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Speaker 3: You know what, I just went back and put him

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Speaker 2: The number here is actually area code women.

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Speaker 3: I got the number. Now, mind, I pulled up this

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Speaker 3: I'm working with my child every day. He can read

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Speaker 3: Prince read better than you, because honestly, you read that

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Speaker 3: there that wrote my baby name down with.

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Speaker 2: Your son's name Thomas, ma'am, No, it ain't.

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Speaker 3: Him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're not gonna

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Speaker 3: He is not going back to that kindergarten.

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Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what be ready to want, me and

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Speaker 3: backpack shoes, uniform everything you hear.

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Speaker 2: Me, I will not be able to allow him an education.

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Speaker 3: That right now. I will come down there right now

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Speaker 2: Can you bring him down here and let him color

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Speaker 3: You tell about coloring, arithmetic on our yourself? No, h no,

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Speaker 2: I got one one thing I need to tell you.

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Speaker 3: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say

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Speaker 2: Are you raising your voice? Sat? Who are you raising

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Speaker 3: You're talking crazy to me. I'm talking crazy to me what.

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Speaker 3: I'm a ground woman. I don't need to guess graand

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Speaker 3: Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a

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Speaker 1: And that's why we know you're not even You're not

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Speaker 3: A shake phone. I caught you that when you call

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Speaker 2: Can you color because your son can't come color?

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Speaker 3: What got a question?

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Can't ask me? Can I color? Why are you white

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Speaker 2: No? I asked you, Can you color like your son?

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Speaker 3: Is here some racist lines in there? Can you color?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: My colorant and me being collored? Ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 3: You trying to make sure you send him back?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to send him back.

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Speaker 1: I want to send him back to color to get

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Speaker 3: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

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Speaker 3: And if you are the head person down there now,

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Speaker 2: I'm through with this. I'm gonna say one more thing

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Speaker 3: Are you listening, I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: That's his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend, f Latia.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be Felicias. I am going to beat her.

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Speaker 3: You're about to get to out the plan. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's all right, all right, but one more question.

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Speaker 1: Now, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest

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Speaker 3: That's the hot morning show baby.

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Speaker 2: And there you have it, ladies and your baby. That

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Speaker 2: was good. That was the mess you had, you was

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Speaker 2: not at it. But if I got to get up,

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Speaker 2: don't make me come down there. Please don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: Those black people, that's black people biggest saying. Look, don't, don't.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't make me come down there. I'm telling you now,

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Speaker 1: if I got to get up out of my bed

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Speaker 2: off my joke? What it's a problem. Oh, it's a problem.

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Speaker 2: It's coming up. This Pride of your April tenth. It

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Speaker 2: is happened in Knoxville, Tennessee, Hilton Downtown.

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Speaker 1: It is the ninety of South Central Province cap Alpha

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Speaker 1: Side Attorney Incorporated. The Noops We throw on a comedy

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Speaker 1: show man and it is your boy There is headlining

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Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. Tickets are on sale right now. Laying in

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Speaker 1: the cut. April the eighteenth, The heavy Hitdles of Comedy,

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Speaker 1: Bill Bellamy, Michael Callya, Donelle Rollins Ain't hosted by Yours

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Speaker 1: tru lead Nephew Tommy. That's lands Down, Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: It is two shows seven pm and ten pm seven pm.

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Speaker 1: Soul Out. You got ten pm. You got a few

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Speaker 1: tickets left for that? We coming, get ready headed to

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Speaker 1: Philly Higgers on Seal. Right now laying in the cut

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Speaker 1: is May fifteen, sixteen, Baltimore Comedy Factory.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew was coming. And this is my first time

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Speaker 2: and it won't be my last.

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Speaker 1: But this is a live, live prank phone call comedy show.

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Speaker 1: What I'm doing it, what what I'm doing it right

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Speaker 2: We calling, we pranking, we having fun. Watch me work.

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Speaker 1: So, if you're in DC, you're in the Baltimore area,

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Speaker 1: wherever you at, around the way, Glenn burning whatever, all

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Speaker 1: around the way, get your tickets down on sale. The

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Speaker 1: Nephew come to town.

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Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.