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Speaker 1: It's another Jebile phone frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Frankie and I have quite the bond. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Hello? Who So?

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Craigh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hi Greg? How are you? My name is Juniper and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from the dog Lounge in regards to Frankie,

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Speaker 1: your pug okay dog named Frankie that you have. Did

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Speaker 1: you leave here with us daily?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it is Frankie. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, Frankie is more than okay. I've never met

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Speaker 1: you before, but I'm the therapist at the facility. You

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Speaker 1: could call me sort of a dog whispered type. And

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Speaker 1: today I had a little conversation with Frankie and I

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Speaker 1: thought maybe i'd give you a call and let you

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Speaker 1: know the happy news.

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Speaker 2: And your name is Juniper.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Juniper, And as your new son in law, I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's good to call and make an acquaintance.

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Speaker 2: Papa, do you just say son in law? What are

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Speaker 2: you talking about? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I did, and it's not official yet, but Frankie has

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Speaker 1: agreed and I've agreed that he and I will be

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Speaker 1: married next spring. I started planning already and figured i'd

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Speaker 1: call and introduce myself since we haven't formally met Papa.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what this is? Uh, this is just

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Speaker 2: pretty weird.

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Speaker 1: I asked Frankie if it was okay to give you

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Speaker 1: a call and let you know that he and I

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Speaker 1: have agreed to be married.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited, Papa, Okay, don't call me Papa again.

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Speaker 1: Would you prefer Dad?

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Speaker 2: And oh, I would prefer nothing. You call me from

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Speaker 2: the doggy dake your place and you say you're gonna

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Speaker 2: marry my dog.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we've agreed.

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and we need to make sure that the nuptials

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Speaker 1: happen by next spring because that's the next time that

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Speaker 1: I'll be in heat and he and I are planning

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Speaker 1: a family.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, Uh, I'm leaving work right now. I'm

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Speaker 2: coming down to you. It was a pleasure, and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna talk to your boss and I hope you fire.

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Speaker 1: I was wondering if you'd have this reaction. I know

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Speaker 1: that sometimes for normal people it can be odd when

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Speaker 1: a man like myself Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, normal people. I'm a normal person. You're not. Yes, Okay,

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Speaker 2: just keep away from my dog until I get there.

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Speaker 1: You may come down here, and if you'd like to

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Speaker 1: speak about it, but I'm currently not here. I'm with

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Speaker 1: Frankie at home.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, you mean your house right now?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Frankie thought it'd be best if we moved in

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Speaker 1: together before we made it an official and had the ceremony.

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Speaker 2: Good, stay there, because I'm calling the cops. They're gonna

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Speaker 2: be there. I'm gonna be there because you're You're just

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Speaker 2: a freaking psychopath. Okay, And I fear my dog's safety

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Speaker 2: around you. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I will always keep you safe and I will always

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Speaker 1: keep him safe and left him dearly.

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Speaker 2: Cops all the way, call him right now.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Craig, you've had it. Craig, this is actually a

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Speaker 1: jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife set you up. It's a Joe.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: She said that you started taking your dog to dog daycare.

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Speaker 1: They had a doggy therapist they offered you, and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what that is. Gotta be the weirdest

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Speaker 2: phone call I've ever had. I gotta tell you this,

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Speaker 2: I think you need therapy. I'm just saying that.

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Speaker 1: You wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we

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Speaker 1: say mornings on the twenties