WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Due The Math

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. Is there any way to do the

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<v Speaker 1>math to figure out what type of person you're the

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<v Speaker 1>most compatible with?

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<v Speaker 2>That start with affectionate, multiply by heavy petting, subtract two blindfolds,

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<v Speaker 2>keep one, divide with an overbearing.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother, and oh, this is math.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, You're going to die alone. Every time I try

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<v Speaker 1>to calculate this, I keep coming up with the same answer.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, saying goodness, our listener, Justine found a different formula,

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<v Speaker 1>and hopefully her results are better than mine, because apparently

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<v Speaker 1>she's been single for a bit now. But Justine, how's

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<v Speaker 1>the dating worlds going for you? Are you also reserving

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<v Speaker 1>a burial plot for one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I could hear you. I can hear you

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<v Speaker 3>laughing through the tears, So that's good. It's all right, Justine.

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<v Speaker 3>But the funny thing is you're not alone in that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know a lot of us are out there with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But you said that you figured out some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>mathematic formula to help you with your dating life. What

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<v Speaker 1>was that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like this online test. You put in all

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<v Speaker 4>the stuff that you care about, like your preferences and

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<v Speaker 4>whatever for like finding a partner, and it supose we'll

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<v Speaker 4>come back with like the percentage of men on dating

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<v Speaker 4>apps who like fit those preferences.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, so wait they also take the test thener, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an algorithm

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<v Speaker 3>that goes through and looks at their dating profiles. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that how it works?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? And so, like I started out like super basic.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, they have to have a job, they

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<v Speaker 4>have to like not live at their parents' house, like

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<v Speaker 4>have a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, okay, well, standards are crazy on your end.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't put a single thing that was physical like

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<v Speaker 4>height or anything, and it came back with less than

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<v Speaker 4>one percent of men.

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<v Speaker 1>A car, a job.

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<v Speaker 4>Truly?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my okay, so you weren't feeling positive I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 3>at that.

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<v Speaker 5>Number or you know that's like very bleak.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I like after all of that, ended up meeting

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<v Speaker 4>this guy named James, like just in a coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh didn't even need the dating apps.

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<v Speaker 3>She ran into the one percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's funny, like the irony, how did that interaction happen?

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<v Speaker 4>I literally was just sitting down and I was like

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<v Speaker 4>scrolling and he comes up to me and he's like,

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<v Speaker 4>are you accepting applications? And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't work here. Like I thought he was like

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<v Speaker 4>applying at the coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, were you wearing like an apron or something?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I guess I just like looked like I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you're a manager. You know sometimes you walk into

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<v Speaker 3>a restaurant or something you see a manager working.

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<v Speaker 1>Good point, yeah, responds to him. When he asked about applications,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, sorry, I don't work here, and he was like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>like to be your boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, it was all mine. Okay did you like that?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I thought it was funny, but he like

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<v Speaker 5>fully went along with it, and he was like, listen,

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<v Speaker 5>I brought my resume. I've got like my history and

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<v Speaker 5>experience and he legitimately like pulled out a piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what he had a dating resume?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have to know what was on it or

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<v Speaker 1>is it a move that he pulls on women all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. And he has twenty quote unquote dating resumes

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<v Speaker 1>in his pocket to hand out whenever he.

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<v Speaker 4>Sees someone cute kind of like the real world of

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<v Speaker 4>getting a job.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is she liked the resume?

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>How many other people like what was on it?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, like basic stuff like he likes going to

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<v Speaker 4>games and hiking.

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<v Speaker 5>Like he was like, yeah, if you want to set

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<v Speaker 5>up an interview, you can just like I called the

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<v Speaker 5>number and I was like, why don't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Just sit down now when I can interview you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Great response?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it was really nice, like he turned out

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<v Speaker 5>to be an awesome guy. He like offered to literally

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<v Speaker 5>venmo me for the coffee that I'd already bought.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy, you look poor here. You probably need this.

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<v Speaker 3>What was the hardest boyfriend interview question that you asked him?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, okay, so I've actually like done interviews at my

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<v Speaker 4>real job. So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 4>pull some of these. And I was like, what's one

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<v Speaker 4>thing you don't want me to know about you? Dude?

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<v Speaker 3>He is so not prepared for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hate that question to be asked to me

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<v Speaker 1>on a first day. But did he have an answer

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<v Speaker 1>for you?

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<v Speaker 5>He did, and it was like it was like ready made.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like he expected it and he legitimately said, I

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<v Speaker 5>pry when I watched the Matrix because I'm scared about

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<v Speaker 5>the future.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, I don't think that was prepared.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that was honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was so scared. There's no way he just

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<v Speaker 1>thought of that. How did you feel about that response?

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, it's he was really funny and it was really clever,

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<v Speaker 5>and like because it was so quick.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, no, you're serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not a red flag to you that he

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<v Speaker 1>thinks the matrix is actually going to happen in the

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<v Speaker 1>next few years.

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<v Speaker 4>Have had so many worse answers. He said, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 4>is so much better than anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So anyway, at the end, he's like, today I

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<v Speaker 5>get the job, and I was like, well, we probably

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<v Speaker 5>should set up.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a second interview.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I definitely got the job, and we kind of

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<v Speaker 4>like left it off there and it was funny and

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<v Speaker 4>we laughed and then he like never called me again.

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<v Speaker 4>What I like texted him made jokes about like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>we need to set up your second interview, and it

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<v Speaker 4>was just silence.

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<v Speaker 1>Nod you guys cancer anything or like hug was her

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<v Speaker 1>physical viouce? Yeah, like a normal job interview.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, a job.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't like a transition.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you think I got hired?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that is strange though, because he's the one

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<v Speaker 3>that approached you. He's the one that did the line

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<v Speaker 3>like why wouldn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's the one that took it to the next

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<v Speaker 1>level that actually made him sit down for it. He

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<v Speaker 1>probably thought it was a smooth line and was going

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<v Speaker 1>to back away.

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<v Speaker 5>So he literally was the one asking like, did I

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<v Speaker 5>get the job?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? He just wants the ego boost offer the company

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<v Speaker 1>gives you.

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<v Speaker 7>Isn't good.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got to put in.

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<v Speaker 3>Two weeks at his last job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna find out for sure what happened when we

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<v Speaker 1>come back and call James to do your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after this second date update. Is there any setting

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<v Speaker 1>more romantic than a job interview?

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<v Speaker 3>It shouldn't be romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Broke. You're dressed all nice, You're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about your biggest strength and your greatest weaknesses. All of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, what comes out of your pants? Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>a resume? Would you look at that? I just happened

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<v Speaker 1>to have that on.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, No wonder, it's so warm.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually kind of what happened to one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners who met a guy recently. It wasn't an official

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<v Speaker 1>job application, but some dudes saw at a coffee shop

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<v Speaker 1>and asked, hey, are you taking boyfriend? Application? Is so

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<v Speaker 1>smooth and he even had a resume in his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Even smooth pocket okay or who knows where it was.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know either way. It's kind of sus that

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<v Speaker 1>he just carries that around waiting to whip out to

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<v Speaker 1>any cute girl, if that's what he does. But we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that I have done this just for the day.

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<v Speaker 3>He's putting some effort in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it did work, and he got to sit down

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<v Speaker 1>with her for a little interview slash mini first date.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>By the end he said he was definitely going to

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<v Speaker 1>call her, and according to her, he definitely didn't. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think we're all a little bit concerned that

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<v Speaker 1>this little shtick he's doing is working too well, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's applying to multiple boyfriend positions all throughout the city.

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<v Speaker 3>There are a lot of openings.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, there's a lot of Yeah, Justine, if this turns

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<v Speaker 7>out where he actually does this all the time and

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<v Speaker 7>meets hundreds of women this way, How could we make

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<v Speaker 7>him remember you?

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<v Speaker 1>And have you stand like, how do we identify you?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you still even want to go out with him?

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<v Speaker 4>At that point, I'm curious to hear what he has

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<v Speaker 4>to say. But yeah, I was wearing a green romper,

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<v Speaker 4>I have red hair and glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cute, Okay, Like you are the only one who

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<v Speaker 3>sat him down and actually gave him like a legit interview.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, how could he remember you? Yeah? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll see if he does remember you and what

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<v Speaker 1>he asked to say? James's phone number?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go? Hello, Hey, we're looking for James.

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<v Speaker 6>H Yeah this uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Where we we are a radio show?

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<v Speaker 6>Jeff?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>What you first word?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for putting on all my flows in front of every.

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<v Speaker 3>Day you know, if you were interviewing job.

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<v Speaker 1>You're calling on behalf of our boss, Justine and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>you applied for the position of her boyfriend role recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, do you remember that interview?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember that interview?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I I remember a few of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, I mean we expect.

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<v Speaker 1>That we heard about the move that you pulled on

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<v Speaker 1>our listener where you walked up to her and you

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<v Speaker 1>like had a resume and asked if there was a

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend opening. Is that something that you've done a lot?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I've done that a good amount.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know about two hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know the success rate? How many of

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<v Speaker 3>those turn into a date?

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<v Speaker 6>They do sometime. I've definitely met some interesting people, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I am curious about that before we get to like

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<v Speaker 1>Justine specifically, Like, what are some of the quirky things

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<v Speaker 1>that you found out while trying this on other people? Before?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, there was this one girl who was an

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<v Speaker 6>extreme coupon her Oh whoa I've never met before.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's interesting. They call them cheap skates, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 6>There was another girl who kept talking about alien abductions,

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<v Speaker 6>so that was really interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that a turn on for you? I'm curious, like,

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds like you're just meeting people to meet weird people.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you actually looking for supting in this?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, I don't really know what I'm looking for,

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<v Speaker 6>to be honest. It's just it's proven to be a

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<v Speaker 6>great way to meet people. Might people really responded.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you're looking for a girl who wears a green

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<v Speaker 1>romper to a coffee shop and has bright red hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just tells you to sit down for the

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<v Speaker 1>interview right away when you ask.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah, thank god you told me what she was wearing,

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<v Speaker 6>because that I know who you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't ask you to sit down for the interview

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<v Speaker 3>to the aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>But so now you remember Justine?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, I remember Justine. Here's the thing. I do

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<v Speaker 6>this a good amount, and it's just, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 6>all over the place the reactions that I get. But

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<v Speaker 6>Justine's was like she was really quick with it, and

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<v Speaker 6>she was she was different. I'll be honest. That kind

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<v Speaker 6>of freaked me out, it did.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know how to respond because she beat you

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<v Speaker 3>at your own game essentially.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Yeah, yeah, pretty much, But.

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<v Speaker 3>That seems like it'd be a turn on.

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<v Speaker 1>Men don't like to be outsmart.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just kidding, how do they ever meet anyone?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you feel talking to Justine like that? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you scared of her?

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<v Speaker 6>You know? Yeah, honestly, I just I never take this

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<v Speaker 6>thing seriously. It's just it's just sort of a gimmick

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<v Speaker 6>and she for the first time, I felt like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 6>this really could be something.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't let your own insecurity stand in the way

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<v Speaker 3>that you want someone who challenges you, who makes what's

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<v Speaker 3>your hold up?

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<v Speaker 6>Then I guess I'm just not used to that. I've

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<v Speaker 6>never never had that happen for So.

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<v Speaker 1>You finally found her and you're like, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 3>That's why you're single?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Like you don't know how to move forward now

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<v Speaker 1>that you realize you actually like her.

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<v Speaker 6>Kind of like she might she might just be quicker

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<v Speaker 6>than me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I think she is.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, that's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just

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<v Speaker 1>wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation the entire time. It is on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Serious scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Justine's trying not to scream.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Justine, come on, James.

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<v Speaker 5>You were like I thought we had like a banter.

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<v Speaker 6>We did we did? It freaked me out. I've never

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<v Speaker 6>had a dance.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you have every right to be like confident and

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<v Speaker 4>witty and like the guy that I met could like

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<v Speaker 4>play ball, like he could play chess, and I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like you're just like afraid of that. But honestly, you

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<v Speaker 4>you kept up in the conversation great like it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I really enjoyed our conversation and I'm a little sad,

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<v Speaker 4>but like now you're like backing out.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of

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<v Speaker 6>like frozen, not not sure what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, this is positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I need to dethaw you and get you back

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<v Speaker 1>into action.

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<v Speaker 3>What did I picture popping in a microwaves?

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<v Speaker 1>Got to do? She liked your energy when you first met,

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<v Speaker 1>so just bring that back and talk to her.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that.

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<v Speaker 1>More confident than that though, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Justine, I would like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if we get the still late it sounds kind

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<v Speaker 1>of timid to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Start, Can you try to say it a little more assertive?

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<v Speaker 1>It's some flair on a James.

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<v Speaker 6>Justine, let's do this, all right, let's do this.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I thought you guys were going to talk

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought, well, not in front of you, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be

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<v Speaker 3>people's boyfriends and then not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you put on your application, but you have

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<v Speaker 1>no show it to us.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing I think you do.

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<v Speaker 4>Have, riz, I think you're just afraid of messing up,

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<v Speaker 4>and it keeps you from being bold.

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<v Speaker 6>Like you did. You got in your head, I think. So.

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<v Speaker 6>When there are no steaks, it's easy. But now that

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<v Speaker 6>there's steaks, it's different.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually well, that's true. There will be steaks if

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<v Speaker 1>we pay for them, because we will offer to send

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<v Speaker 1>you to a steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, our gift cards cover this.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's going to be an Apple.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought we were going to Sizzler, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like to send you guys out on one more

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<v Speaker 1>date that we would pay for if you're not too afraid, James.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, James. Yeah that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if we didn't call and push you

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<v Speaker 1>into this, then this date never even would have happened.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean we don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I feel okay because Justine, you're still okay with it.

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<v Speaker 4>I am open to a second interview, but he honestly

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<v Speaker 4>sounds like pretty different, a lot more timid. So we'll

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<v Speaker 4>just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, was the first one just to show or is

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<v Speaker 3>it really who he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you find out in a real world experience. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing the dating math on this, just like Justine did originally,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm saying, this relationship is probably at a five

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<v Speaker 1>percent chance right now, going to give it. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>good unless he says something really smooth right now.

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<v Speaker 6>I got nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a chance. Good lucky guys. It's broken Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Does anybody

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<v Speaker 1>think they're actually going to meet up for a date

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<v Speaker 1>or did this whole experience just lower his confidence even more?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we broke him.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he broke himself. I love this a guy

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<v Speaker 3>who's saying I'm handing out boyfriend applications but doesn't actually

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<v Speaker 3>want a relationship. Yeah, I'm like, why why.

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<v Speaker 1>He's literally all talk And there's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>that go into something with just their first move planned

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<v Speaker 1>and that's all that you have rights exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's such an elaborate first move, it's so good,

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<v Speaker 3>Like why not be in? I hope they go out again?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why do? I feel like there's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a whole lot more copycat resume guys out there now?

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<v Speaker 6>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>All trying to apply for the open boyfriend position. Luckily

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<v Speaker 1>for you ladies, I don't know how to make a resume. Actually, Brooke,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of text coming in at seven eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five nights too, asking if you have any open positions.

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<v Speaker 7>Awful her husband and Roy right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll keep you posted on that, but yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Very much, Sonny are great over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure to email in if you ever want some

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