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Speaker 1: On the twenties. I'm hello, just so you know she

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Speaker 1: faked it. I'm I'm sorry. Who's this. My name is

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Speaker 1: Christian and I'm Emily's best friend and she totally faked

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Speaker 1: it the other night, just telling you where how did

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Speaker 1: you get this number? Because I've got the number off

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Speaker 1: of her phone, so she doesn't know they're even calling me.

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Speaker 1: You guys hooked up the other night or whatever on

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Speaker 1: your date and she was telling me that she wasn't

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Speaker 1: happy with it, and I got your phone. Has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with you, It has everything to do with me.

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Speaker 1: I did you hear me say she's my best friend?

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Speaker 1: She's my best friend. If my best friend has has

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Speaker 1: something that they're dealing with someone that they're dating, I

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Speaker 1: don't call that person. We are besties. We do everything together.

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Speaker 1: And if she's unhappy, yeah you are? You did you

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Speaker 1: guys read Twilight together and go to bed before eleven

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Speaker 1: because you're sophomores in high school? Whatever? A quick drama, graw,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm trying. Okay, I just know what

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Speaker 1: she told me. Speeding Gonzalez, damn it, shut off. You

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Speaker 1: can't expect to call a girl after you got like

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Speaker 1: on a date and you perform like you did in

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Speaker 1: the sack like she told me about it was terrible.

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Speaker 1: Who woa? Like what were you doing? Like she told me?

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Speaker 1: You're just serious as yeah, she told me you're like

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Speaker 1: a dead fish, like you can move around or something

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Speaker 1: like what the you know? What where do you get off?

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Speaker 1: Calling you about of nowhere? And just like talking to me,

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna call and give you some tips

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Speaker 1: like on how to do it. Man, I've never pleased

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Speaker 1: a woman because I really you that's grossed to me.

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Speaker 1: But like next time, just take your time, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, okay, man, all right, yeah, women

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Speaker 1: like that, women like that. If you just relax and

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Speaker 1: take your time and don't try to speed through it.

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Speaker 1: You're serious right now, man, Just to remember that this

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Speaker 1: is crazy, man, this is and also the thumb. Also

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Speaker 1: the thumb. Yeah that's you're telling me. Yeah, now you're

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Speaker 1: getting it, mom. Man, just thumbs up. From time to time.

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Speaker 1: I like to call it giving him the cisco. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe this is serious right now, to come over

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Speaker 1: there and give you the cisco if you're not careful, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: who are you fish? Hey? Man? This is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, Emily? Actually, my god, man, guys, Emily

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Speaker 1: actually set you up. Oh she said, I want to

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Speaker 1: kill her. Oh my god. I can't believe the fish.

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Speaker 1: She said, she wants to go out with you again,

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Speaker 1: but she wanted to do a phone tap on you first.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And just remember my advice before you

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Speaker 1: take her out. The thumb Yeah that's thumbs tomb Okay, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I'll be sure to keep that in mind. The full

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Speaker 1: time wake up every morning with Jewel phone taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, holding out to score one hundred

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Speaker 1: blocks one eight six six moving ninety two five