Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make.
Speaker 2: Horrible decision y'all. Welcome, y'all, Welcome, y'all. Welcome being Beninos.
Speaker 3: Y'all to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm your girl,
Speaker 3: Mandy b a k A pet the Stallion a k
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Speaker 2: Mandy Beskins girl.
Speaker 4: We eazy welcome everybody.
Speaker 1: We have a guest that y'all loved so much last time. Okay,
Speaker 1: and if you would like, our audience liked him.
Speaker 4: The internet did not. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, you don't be on Twitter
Speaker 2: because you still.
Speaker 4: Did you.
Speaker 3: We got key back on the building and you know what,
Speaker 3: if y'all are unfamiliar with a keem a k A
Speaker 3: U haul story.
Speaker 2: That's all we gotta say.
Speaker 4: It was a good it was a great story. Thank you.
Speaker 4: The thing is Twitter.
Speaker 5: It was mixed reviews like Twitter show me love and
Speaker 5: what viral on black Twitter. But so many people were
Speaker 5: like dragging me. But that's because they didn't know the
Speaker 5: context of the story.
Speaker 4: Context.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, what context would have made that story better?
Speaker 5: The fact that I'm telling it on a podcast that's
Speaker 5: about crazy stories like they thought it was just like
Speaker 5: a like I was not like a political podcast. It's like, oh,
Speaker 5: by the way, I fucked two white niggas in the
Speaker 5: back of you haull what happened?
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 4: I think the story was fucking nuts. The story is.
Speaker 4: The story is not damn it was. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1: If you know we're sharing the war TALESGA, what'st the
Speaker 1: show and we're shot?
Speaker 2: We were shot? Now here's the other thing too write.
Speaker 3: So the premise of where it went viral was someone saying,
Speaker 3: if I gotta see this, you gotta see it too.
Speaker 3: Now when I went through the goddamn comm it's mine viral,
Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands of views, all these things.
Speaker 2: People were like, some things should be taken to the grave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that one.
Speaker 2: Of those stories that anyone else, even in your life,
Speaker 2: knew about? Or were you like, Oh, I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: them know.
Speaker 5: I'm stage before I tell as a joke. Obviously it's true,
Speaker 5: but I told the story on stage. I look at
Speaker 5: you like they laugh. It's a funny story. But at
Speaker 5: the same time, it's like, I don't some things you.
Speaker 4: Take to the grave. Whatever. I'm a comedian, I talk
Speaker 4: for a living. I'm not taking none of this.
Speaker 3: No's they're real judging I haven't well. And then that's
Speaker 3: the thing too, we have. We're in like this weird
Speaker 3: climate right now where things can be either really funny
Speaker 3: or really dark, and people take things they're so sensitive
Speaker 3: about it so literally. What I saw is when it
Speaker 3: went over to gate Twitter, they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: he's making us look so bad and like and that
Speaker 3: we they were so unstated.
Speaker 1: The gas Gage were after me, gag, I hear all
Speaker 1: the crazy shit.
Speaker 5: Gauge not a monolith. I'm not saying a gay niggas
Speaker 5: is ho. I'm saying I'm a hole. Like I don't
Speaker 5: speak for all gay black men.
Speaker 4: They were gay.
Speaker 5: Black men with husbands and families and living their dreams
Speaker 5: and being monogamous and being born and living the born
Speaker 5: dream happily life. And I'm out here it's like a
Speaker 5: tick in the back of you haul and it's fine.
Speaker 5: But I don't speak for our gay people. And some
Speaker 5: gay people were like he should be ashamed. I'm like, why,
Speaker 5: why why would I be ashamed of what I did?
Speaker 4: I get it. It was dumb context.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're watching something online like I've seen a
Speaker 1: lot of clips, probably be like even me. I went
Speaker 1: on a podcast conversations with z Yeah, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was one of the best interviews I ever had.
Speaker 1: And I was telling a joke about how I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I got.
Speaker 4: Whack plusy or not because niggas love my head so much.
Speaker 4: Of course, Yeah, that's because the clip.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's always a clip when you're like, this
Speaker 5: is this gonna be a clip?
Speaker 4: But although when I was telling that U haw story,
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is gonna be a clip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's figure out what the fuck your goddamn clip is.
Speaker 4: Knew what it was.
Speaker 1: So today is about horror stories and ship But I
Speaker 1: want to do some icebreakers.
Speaker 4: Would you rather, Okay, here we go it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have the best sex of your life
Speaker 1: for one night or mediocre sex every day for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life?
Speaker 4: Oh? Medoc for the rest of your life?
Speaker 1: Me too, You only want to suck one more time?
Speaker 4: Oh wait?
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, that's you're never gonna
Speaker 5: have sex again?
Speaker 4: No? Oh oh no, do me up with mediocre. I
Speaker 4: guess I'll learned how to come from I didn't know
Speaker 4: it was that. That's the terrible though. Is anyone picking
Speaker 4: best sex for one night for one night not then
Speaker 4: you never get the unless unless you know it's gonna
Speaker 4: be your last night.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna Years ago and I still
Speaker 1: masturbate so that one time.
Speaker 5: Those two dudes who I hooked up with, that I
Speaker 5: still think about and I wish I could see them again,
Speaker 5: but I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know their names.
Speaker 5: But there's two random hookups I had and I was, yeah,
Speaker 5: I still think about them all the damn time.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, Wow, you didn't even get about name all
Speaker 4: the time. What do you all know? I don't think.
Speaker 4: Oh it wasn't it was? It was? It was it
Speaker 4: was a Dominican dude. I get good dick.
Speaker 3: I need to see you again. How do you get
Speaker 3: good dick and then don't even get there name?
Speaker 4: Even I was dumb. It was a Dominican dude. And
Speaker 4: then it was it was his skin dude.
Speaker 3: First some you ain't get his name. How you knew
Speaker 3: he was Dominican? He had a tattoo, he didn't.
Speaker 5: Seem like you, he was dark skin, had an accent.
Speaker 4: You can tell Dominican niggas, can you? I think it
Speaker 4: was Dominican. It was also thank you, this is where
Speaker 4: we're going.
Speaker 1: You think he was?
Speaker 5: It was in Washington Heights, dominic Yeah he was.
Speaker 4: Why was he so unforgetting?
Speaker 5: I don't even It was just like I don't know.
Speaker 5: It was kind of like, really, damn, I should have
Speaker 5: told the story. It was kind of really kinky. So
Speaker 5: I walked in so this particular I'm verset time, y'all
Speaker 5: know this, but this this story, I was bottoming, and
Speaker 5: it was just like, really, I walked into his apartment.
Speaker 4: He had a man, he had a mask. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: had a mask.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't want to know?
Speaker 4: And you see, yeah, yeah it was. It was hot.
Speaker 4: It was like a fantasy type thing.
Speaker 1: And was it a nice apartment? Maybe he was.
Speaker 4: It wasn't nice.
Speaker 2: No, I talked about that though. I love the ski
Speaker 2: mask point.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a ski mat and and I talked.
Speaker 4: Like a mask mask but like like like a ski map.
Speaker 2: But does that not scare you? I mean, don't get scared.
Speaker 2: Clearly that's why you were to u haul. You were
Speaker 2: just going to a stranger's house.
Speaker 4: And he's asking the wrong questions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, listen, it was hot. So the dude had a
Speaker 5: mask on and we fucking. And here's the thing. I
Speaker 5: looked like, I'm Spanish, but I'm not. You do so
Speaker 5: he was like, he was like, he was like, he's
Speaker 5: like he asked me, he said, hey you, he said
Speaker 5: you're you Spanish?
Speaker 4: And the sex was so good. I didn't want to
Speaker 4: say no.
Speaker 3: Like I don't want, I don't want, so you said.
Speaker 5: I said, yeah, I'm Spanish, and he's like, oh, nice,
Speaker 5: talk to me in Spanish, and bitch, I don't know Spanish.
Speaker 4: So I'm just like, oh, dick, you did it. I
Speaker 4: didn't know what to say it.
Speaker 5: I was like, don't do don't a bit protective, like
Speaker 5: where's the library?
Speaker 4: Where is the library?
Speaker 1: Sounds like?
Speaker 5: But the sex was it was, he was, it was.
Speaker 5: He was like, he was like one of those those
Speaker 5: gay thug niggas.
Speaker 4: Probably, I mean, he might be download.
Speaker 5: He might have been download no no, but he said
Speaker 5: it in a Spanish accident.
Speaker 4: He might be he might be down.
Speaker 1: Wait, can anyone can we try to figure out how
Speaker 1: to say something nasty and Spanish?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like I'm saying no, you'll speak Spanish?
Speaker 2: Nigga, no we Spanish? Yeah, no, I don't know I.
Speaker 5: Just I just kept on saying, see what God thought.
Speaker 4: That's what I can't chop d d man that want?
Speaker 4: Do you want? Can't blow jop?
Speaker 3: Blow job is not a Spanish word, bro, that's it.
Speaker 3: How do you say blow job? So blow blow a
Speaker 3: job or two different words?
Speaker 1: You're not job.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 5: I think someone's gonna comment on this video in Spanish
Speaker 5: and tell us about it.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna be like Caesar translation, what's the what's
Speaker 1: the next? Which macau So? Would you rather ship on
Speaker 1: your partners dick every time you have anal sex for
Speaker 1: every time you come it's bright green?
Speaker 4: What would you rather come baby? Same? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 4: want toel.
Speaker 1: The only problem with women is like just imagine you
Speaker 1: creaming on a dude.
Speaker 5: But I mean you also have to tell them. I
Speaker 5: would tell them before before. Hey I got this, I
Speaker 5: got this uh weird thing. It's not dangerous. It's gonna
Speaker 5: be green.
Speaker 1: If I saw green come come out of somebody's dick,
Speaker 1: it's giving funk.
Speaker 3: By the way, blow jop sex so or rale to
Speaker 3: bather and my mother boom boom it does so like
Speaker 3: but not a mama too.
Speaker 2: Father in my mind.
Speaker 5: All y'all got your shoes show and I wanted Okay,
Speaker 5: so last one.
Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep with someone you think is ugly
Speaker 1: but the sex is amazing, or sleep with someone who's
Speaker 1: fine as fun but the sex is trash mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I'll take some ugly deck quick. Nah, I'll take fine as.
Speaker 3: Saying we did say I get wet by looking at
Speaker 3: finding Yeah because aesthetically, yeah, that can turn around.
Speaker 5: Also, I could if I'm the one sucking. I don't care,
Speaker 5: like you can't believe it's kind of wait, let.
Speaker 1: Me think this through. Oh wait, you don't I say ugly.
Speaker 1: I be finding cute things and ugly niggas if it
Speaker 1: was actually nigga. I think it's ugly, Like I got
Speaker 1: someone in my head right now.
Speaker 4: I don't want Jason with a three inches I don't want.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't even want. I don't even want you.
Speaker 3: I don't even want four play with an ugly like
Speaker 3: you gotta warm me up, ugly, so I'm gonna be dry.
Speaker 4: Does he ugly and he has a small dick?
Speaker 1: Nod?
Speaker 2: The ugly is the best sect.
Speaker 4: Ugly is amazing sex. Okay here, okay, I'm sorry, ski
Speaker 4: mask is I feel like he was fine.
Speaker 2: You feel like he was fine.
Speaker 4: You just had that energy that he was fine. Oh
Speaker 4: if they do be having that though, he just had that.
Speaker 4: And I won't know face I give you that, I
Speaker 4: can tell. I know you're going to judge me.
Speaker 2: Where did you meet him?
Speaker 4: It was grinding hook.
Speaker 3: Up and you went to his house. He had a
Speaker 3: ski mask and you don't know what he looks like, don't.
Speaker 2: Know his name.
Speaker 1: Nothing.
Speaker 4: That does sound kind of hat that sounds dangerous. It was, yes,
Speaker 4: I make mistakes, you nigga, you would do it again.
Speaker 5: This was I don't want to say how recent this was,
Speaker 5: but this was.
Speaker 1: This was two days ago.
Speaker 4: It was two years ago. Yeah, it was two years ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait so and during the wow, I was gonna say, well,
Speaker 1: you weren't in your thirties yet, but never mind for
Speaker 1: the vanilla ship. This week, here we go talking about
Speaker 1: the gays again. Pope Francis says the Catholic Church's ban
Speaker 1: on priests having sex is temporary, lifted a thousand years,
Speaker 1: they've had celibacy rules and they're open to reviewing their policy.
Speaker 1: So the Pope is suggesting that basically, even though the
Speaker 1: priests don't need to be married. They don't believe it
Speaker 1: needs to be a requirement anymore that they can't. But
Speaker 1: I think that probably because that rule was in place. No,
Speaker 1: I think what I was gonna say it was. I
Speaker 1: think what they're trying to do is maybe say like, hey,
Speaker 1: i's a fuck adults. You won't have to sneak around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's such an issue with what I think
Speaker 5: about religion is really like just slowly trying to like
Speaker 5: let off on things. But I think it's because they
Speaker 5: realized that gay people have money too, and they need
Speaker 5: us to tide, so like this they do so.
Speaker 4: The slowly like it's okay if you're gay, just make
Speaker 4: sure you give.
Speaker 3: Us which is which is Which is so weird because
Speaker 3: I know there's a separation between church and state, but
Speaker 3: to know that religions.
Speaker 2: Are letting up a little bit more and government.
Speaker 1: Is just down, it's weird. So basically, he had an interview.
Speaker 1: The eighty six year old pope said, there's no contradiction
Speaker 1: for a priest to marry. It's not eternal like priestly ordination,
Speaker 1: which is, whether you like it or not, you're a priest.
Speaker 1: But celibacy is a discipline. He also cited an example
Speaker 1: from a church in Eastern Church, saying everyone in the
Speaker 1: Eastern Church is married if they want to be before
Speaker 1: getting ordained, there is a choice to marry or to
Speaker 1: be celibate. So basically he's saying, it's not that once
Speaker 1: you're a priest you can start going out.
Speaker 4: There and look over bitches.
Speaker 1: But he's like, hey, if you want to get married
Speaker 1: before you do all this and devote yourself, I guess
Speaker 1: you could fuck your wife, which I actually think is fair.
Speaker 4: I like the whole thing is.
Speaker 3: I think it's all sounds like.
Speaker 1: The real thing that is like more testing is the
Speaker 1: fact that nuns can't nuns have to be poor, and
Speaker 1: nuns can't have sex, nuns can't masturbate. Priests can make
Speaker 1: money and can't have sex because women. It's women too,
Speaker 1: because in the.
Speaker 3: Christian Church they shun a lot of pastors for going
Speaker 3: through divorces, Like I went to a really big megachurch
Speaker 3: in Orlando and.
Speaker 2: Him getting a disource.
Speaker 3: As a divorce faithful and he's not. But don't do that.
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: You you you a fast past the holl come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I remember like when he was going through
Speaker 3: a divorce, it was a really big deal that they
Speaker 3: weren't working it out. Then you got all these other
Speaker 3: pastes to just be fucking the congregation. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: To me, everything about religion is at.
Speaker 1: On Instagram.
Speaker 4: Maybe I have a little would you suck td Jakes?
Speaker 4: Not what I can't have that?
Speaker 2: That's the only pastor that came to mind.
Speaker 4: Nice, you don't know who t d J?
Speaker 5: The name?
Speaker 4: I know the name the faith affiliated with. Wait, TDJ,
Speaker 4: your pastor t making millions and we got a million
Speaker 4: dollar door. Think about the money?
Speaker 2: You I always think about the money, bitch?
Speaker 5: Would you suck that d I wouldn't such. I would
Speaker 5: suck his dig just so he's in a scandal.
Speaker 3: But you would suck it. You would suck it in
Speaker 3: the prod room.
Speaker 4: Okay, because I want him to be in a scandal.
Speaker 4: That's what I was like. I was like, the ruined
Speaker 4: his life?
Speaker 2: Why are you looking like this?
Speaker 4: You know, let me show you.
Speaker 3: TJ has kids. Do you not think that his dick
Speaker 3: has been sucked before?
Speaker 4: He's married? Man, he's very happy. Here's just so you know. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's always gave me some gay vibes he does.
Speaker 1: He seems sassy because he has a good outfoot.
Speaker 4: Because he seems sassy.
Speaker 2: You had a lot of them in the seam.
Speaker 1: Sassy.
Speaker 4: I just saw that picture. He's why are you man?
Speaker 4: I'm not saying. I'm not saying that is a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that's a bad thing. There's a son's.
Speaker 1: Hold on with sons arrest querries out uh be td
Speaker 1: Jake's bisexuality by the out alie, what do his rantings
Speaker 1: against homosexuality doing have come back to bite him in
Speaker 1: the form of his oldest son's recent arrest. His son
Speaker 1: was arrested for soliciting gay sex.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Lord, hallelujah, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, condemned gay people directly over to where Detective X
Speaker 1: was stood next to him with his penis exposed through
Speaker 1: his unziped pants. Suspect James committed the offense of indecent
Speaker 1: exposure by exposing his penis in a public place with
Speaker 1: intend to arouse the sexual desire of himself.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy about this little boosie daughter just
Speaker 3: came out to his lesbian So when you have parents,
Speaker 3: if you gonna be homophobic, just know one day, you're
Speaker 3: gonna end up having to hate your kids because they're
Speaker 3: gonna be out here being gay gay yay.
Speaker 4: We're gonna love, but we're not happy, but we're gonna love.
Speaker 5: Is you know what I want to see in the
Speaker 5: streets because I can't fight. But you know what I think.
Speaker 5: Boosey got fucked in prison he can get some. And
Speaker 5: then now that he's free, he's mad at gay niggas
Speaker 5: doing it so.
Speaker 4: Extreme because we're doing it because we'd like it. He's like,
Speaker 4: I had to do it because I didn't have a choice.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, that sucks. You should have committed a crime.
Speaker 4: I'm not here execting for the love of the game.
Speaker 4: And every time he.
Speaker 1: Sees people likes everybody what he's gay, Jakes is gay.
Speaker 4: Boosie boosie bad because he had a friends of husband,
Speaker 4: that's what he had to leave.
Speaker 1: He misses this tdj's article about his son. Solicited escort like,
Speaker 1: where's one thing your son's sucking dick?
Speaker 4: You already mad?
Speaker 1: The damn escort?
Speaker 2: No, That's what I'm saying. He was like, get on
Speaker 2: your knees and break but his son.
Speaker 4: But his son.
Speaker 1: He also made it very clear he does not enjoy
Speaker 1: marriage quality.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, TDJ is trash and that's your that's your pastor.
Speaker 4: That's your pastor. He's trash. Are there? We are people
Speaker 4: that work here.
Speaker 1: Well, it's giving queer paycheck today, remember now thursdays for you?
Speaker 4: Taking that right back? No, I don't pastors who are
Speaker 4: who are wildly homophones?
Speaker 2: Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 3: Well, anyone I think who is wildly homophobic has some
Speaker 3: sort of demons with themselves fighting their own home.
Speaker 4: You know, I thought it was so interested.
Speaker 5: Remember when Little Nas had that video where he was
Speaker 5: like dancing on the devil and like Christians were outraged,
Speaker 5: and I was like, wait is that game? Y'all told
Speaker 5: us from day one we were going to hell? What
Speaker 5: do you think when we got down?
Speaker 4: What do you want to do when we get down?
Speaker 4: The hell. Of course we're gonna like the Devil's dick, Like,
Speaker 4: why would we not?
Speaker 3: He's the devil, a big old dick.
Speaker 4: You thought gates was gonna happen? Now we have we
Speaker 4: have someone I love.
Speaker 1: It was actually and she talked about how you could
Speaker 1: open the gates to devil dick like a portal, and you, Mandy,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, This is one of my favorite fucking
Speaker 1: podcasts we had.
Speaker 4: Do you remember this? You jumped out of your seat, was.
Speaker 2: Like, I know what this is.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in the portal.
Speaker 3: I just feel like you're talking about a bit I
Speaker 3: don't like anymore. I don't know, you don't like.
Speaker 2: Anyway, who'll probably believe her name out.
Speaker 4: I don't like that the top or bottom.
Speaker 1: He's a I think he's I was gonna say, when
Speaker 1: he's really tall, is he?
Speaker 4: Well you met him.
Speaker 1: I didn't need him, but I was at a party
Speaker 1: with him and I saw how big he was, and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, you gotta be topping. He's fine.
Speaker 1: At first I thought bottom, but I think he's Whenever
Speaker 1: you could work like that.
Speaker 2: I I think like six three six two, like two six.
Speaker 4: Three find out, you find out he got a type,
Speaker 4: and I'm his type.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, I can.
Speaker 1: See a little bit. I do, But I didn't know
Speaker 1: if you were like squeezing it into you've be spreading
Speaker 1: them cheeks.
Speaker 5: I'm versatile, so I'm not gonna have you know the
Speaker 5: answer to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of nasty ship you be doing. You
Speaker 4: be telling niggas to push it out.
Speaker 3: No, like a little wink from the bootlehole. You don't
Speaker 3: like a winking boothhole.
Speaker 1: I do like seeing his raising in the sun, little fizz,
Speaker 1: little bootyhole.
Speaker 4: The only fans fizz? Who are you?
Speaker 2: You don't know TD Jake's remember will be two?
Speaker 4: K Are you black? Wait? Was he is?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 4: Is he gay?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know what he's gay?
Speaker 4: But he was like one only fans selling his asshole.
Speaker 4: I love sell your asshole.
Speaker 5: It was very nice asshole. No, but he's cute, though,
Speaker 5: I mean, no about do.
Speaker 1: You care about the now?
Speaker 2: I'm not pulling up I'm not pulling up a bootlehole.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. Do you care about the asshole itself?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 5: Really, it's not like my I mean it's something. I mean,
Speaker 5: I can get turned on by it, but I'd rather see.
Speaker 4: The ass Do y'all care about pussy holes? Wait?
Speaker 2: Plus the holes?
Speaker 4: Pitch? For real?
Speaker 1: What are you look at? Are you just like this
Speaker 1: ain't a good pussy for me to go into it?
Speaker 3: I think I think the look of a pussy is
Speaker 3: more of like the bulb of the lips.
Speaker 4: The not the whole. Nobody looking at the whole. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna lie. I never saw one in person.
Speaker 2: You never saw a plus in person.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's go get drunk. I showed my ploky to somebody.
Speaker 2: Wait, you've never been to a strip club.
Speaker 4: I've been to a blood show. So I saw it like, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not you should go to a strip
Speaker 1: club though.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, like for me, you need to live.
Speaker 1: Like maybe and your thirty third birthday will take you.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I took my summertime and Sante.
Speaker 3: Went to the strip club when we was in Atlanta,
Speaker 3: and he got ones and everything. He was loving strippers.
Speaker 3: He was telling me their whole life story. I said,
Speaker 3: you're not supposed to go into strip club. They loved
Speaker 3: the Sante in Atlanta loved.
Speaker 1: But you know what it is, It's just like I
Speaker 1: could do my job without feeling harassed. Yeah, because at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, I think that a lot
Speaker 1: of stripers always feel this underlying like is he gonna
Speaker 1: touch me?
Speaker 4: Like the same? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of that, I do have something that's super
Speaker 1: interesting about strip clubs in England. So it's on a
Speaker 1: particular district Derbyshire. I'm sure you guys are mad. I
Speaker 1: said it like that. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: So the new go wait, what accident is this? Now
Speaker 3: you didn't know, but you said it's where I don't know?
Speaker 3: You said shot.
Speaker 1: So the new sex club rules in Derbyshire on g string?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yeah, where are we at now? Mistake us
Speaker 1: to the place there's a sex establishment policy. So that's
Speaker 1: where I confused it. But it's a strip club. So
Speaker 1: the councils put together a sex Establishment policy which has
Speaker 1: new rules for sex shops, cinemas and any kind of
Speaker 1: entertainment premise. The draft policy stipulates that customers are not
Speaker 1: allowed to throw money at dancers anymore. They must remain
Speaker 1: at least thirty centimeters away from them them at all times.
Speaker 1: It also states that performers must not that's this big,
Speaker 1: that's not that big. Basically I think it just means
Speaker 1: no touch. They have to wear a non transparent g
Speaker 1: string at all times. Right, No, no it can't okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, you're right, sorry, non transparent. So basically you
Speaker 1: can't show your pussy anymore. The policy has been written
Speaker 1: in response to a few calls where during lap dances
Speaker 1: or table dances, women were getting touched. So now the
Speaker 1: customers have to sit down the whole time, and their
Speaker 1: hands have to be visible. The policy also says no
Speaker 1: performer should engage in communication in a way with the
Speaker 1: customer that could be interpreted as prostitution, which means there
Speaker 1: can't be dirty talk during lap dances anymore, because customers
Speaker 1: were thinking that, like, oh, he.
Speaker 4: Was giving money.
Speaker 5: If you can't throw it, you probably have to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or you have to pay them ahead of time.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's dumb, dumb.
Speaker 5: Because you're paying them based off the performance. You don't
Speaker 5: want to give a bid.
Speaker 1: I'll pay them more naked they get. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: But that's very similar to like Orlando's strip clubs. Like
Speaker 3: there's a lot of like you know, even even here
Speaker 3: in New York, you can't see pussy. It can only
Speaker 3: be topless. They have to keep their bottoms on. In
Speaker 3: New York, there used to be a thing, Uh they
Speaker 3: would either wear pastis or I know girls that would
Speaker 3: just put hair glue over their nipples because it would
Speaker 3: look still kind of nude, but not be.
Speaker 1: Hair glue.
Speaker 3: Sort of guys sort of especially because you know blacky.
Speaker 1: So especially if you're you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean hair glue, you could just literally
Speaker 4: it's a peel.
Speaker 1: Thing that comes off.
Speaker 2: It's real, it's light work.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 1: So this one is that's what I'm thinking. No, this
Speaker 1: one is interesting. So there's a lot of sex cinemas
Speaker 1: in this town. And basically they also had to make
Speaker 1: rules where this is crazy. So they asked the council, Uh,
Speaker 1: do you think it's acceptable to have a venue a
Speaker 1: sex cinema near like a high school, because I guess
Speaker 1: it's in too many miles. Seventy eight percent said no, Well,
Speaker 1: twenty two percent yes, you till that's twenty two percent
Speaker 1: that was going. So basically they said that they wanted
Speaker 1: to get rid of it. They said a sex shop
Speaker 1: near a school was not okay, but they believe that
Speaker 1: with the cinema at least, like you have to sit
Speaker 1: down in a theater so they don't think like there's
Speaker 1: anything in the window. Whereas what is a sex cinema like.
Speaker 5: Just porn yeah, being played on the movie, yes, and
Speaker 5: people fucking in the movie theater.
Speaker 4: I mean, probably you're not supposed to, but people they.
Speaker 1: Got it, Oh yeah, they be fucking.
Speaker 4: That's probably why no one goes to watch a porn
Speaker 4: and not like or at least not Jack off.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't see how why I would go
Speaker 1: and get the popcorn to watch this. But I am
Speaker 1: going to try to cover in sex cells this season
Speaker 1: because apparently there's two in La Wow, they're not on Google.
Speaker 4: But there's a bunch of like bath houses and stuff everywhere.
Speaker 4: I haven't been to one in there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think there's still peep shows. Literally in midtime.
Speaker 5: There's a sex all right by my apartment. We live
Speaker 5: in the same area. There's a sex door by our apartment.
Speaker 4: Do it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, we do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm see him.
Speaker 1: There's another comedian I keep seeing every time I walk.
Speaker 4: You know who is it? Alex.
Speaker 1: He's a writer on Snlo English.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, every time you got him on?
Speaker 4: No you should.
Speaker 3: He so fun We can't miss outside with sid.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love Alex so much. He's so funny. He's
Speaker 4: in London right now.
Speaker 1: So maybe he'll get to sex. Yeah alright for the
Speaker 1: whole Dugs week. Really like it. If you could give us,
Speaker 1: you know, like a tip, a sex tip, or even
Speaker 1: a dating tip could be good.
Speaker 2: I don't want no dating advice from him.
Speaker 3: Up to niggas he don't know his days in We
Speaker 3: gonna go straight to the sex tip.
Speaker 4: I don't. I would like to date. It's just not
Speaker 4: it's not in the car right now.
Speaker 2: I know that's wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think I hear the I think
Speaker 4: if you're topping. I think.
Speaker 5: Guys like spontaneity, Like they like they don't want the
Speaker 5: same thing.
Speaker 4: Like Okay, we're just gonna do doggy and then we're
Speaker 4: gonna do missionary.
Speaker 5: They like, like because you're the one topic, so they
Speaker 5: like you to be I can control, so do some
Speaker 5: kinky ship like they maybe just choking for no reason
Speaker 5: and just like because they use and and obviously if
Speaker 5: they if they don't like it, then stop right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean you should probably ask for this terrible but no not.
Speaker 4: The body is like if they seem like they're into it,
Speaker 4: just like, ease into the.
Speaker 1: Choke, y'all, just ask I really want to choke more men,
Speaker 1: but I feel like straight men don't like that.
Speaker 4: Do y'all like women choking?
Speaker 1: Look there's too many they could be the minority.
Speaker 5: But also it's like I'm not I'm saying ease into
Speaker 5: the choke, like you start and then because then they
Speaker 5: feel the coming and if they're not into it, they're
Speaker 5: like gesture not into it.
Speaker 4: But I think asking kind.
Speaker 5: Of like takes away, because I think if you asking,
Speaker 5: it kind of like takes it, takes it, like away
Speaker 5: from the spontaneity of the sage.
Speaker 4: You rather be choked and then be like, I'm not
Speaker 4: into it, and then like.
Speaker 1: Two things you could do if you feel like asking
Speaker 1: for consent is crazy. You can start placing your hands,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, but not squeezing, right, so touching
Speaker 1: light touching, seeing if someone's comfortable with your hands.
Speaker 3: I guess that's what I do when I be down
Speaker 3: at the gooch, I just go a little lower until
Speaker 3: I see if they scool a little closer, they they
Speaker 3: as squeeze up. I'm like, okay, you don't let me
Speaker 3: down here.
Speaker 4: Ye think it's gay, I deal with, which is so
Speaker 4: weird because like.
Speaker 5: If you fing in the booty girls gay, I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 5: if it's a woman doing it, nothing is gay.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a drug a little bit.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess you know what I'm saying. If
Speaker 5: you think, if you think of a woman anymore.
Speaker 4: Drugs are those things man anymore? That's what they say.
Speaker 1: Weed is gateway, drug is a drug that will lead
Speaker 1: you to something else.
Speaker 2: I don't That's what I'm saying. I think it's all fake.
Speaker 4: What What is shrooms led you to d MT? What
Speaker 4: is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What d MG is the thing we were talking about
Speaker 1: with the naked jumperter. Your brain can produce it on
Speaker 1: its own breath work. But like true, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm you.
Speaker 5: Don't think I think there's a gate gateway drugs. Sure,
Speaker 5: I mean I've never done these drugs.
Speaker 4: You don't drink.
Speaker 5: I don't drink either, don't. I've been sold my whole life,
Speaker 5: which is the side of sex I'm having people like
Speaker 5: you're not on drugs? No, no, no, just this morning that
Speaker 5: was a sober.
Speaker 4: The Massy was sober everything I've done in my life.
Speaker 3: So maybe it won't calm you downin't evenna make you
Speaker 3: think more.
Speaker 4: You We need you to have a funny brain.
Speaker 5: At this point, all of my sex is fun and
Speaker 5: consensual and just a hint of danger.
Speaker 4: H h ahead. Oh, I just thought a.
Speaker 2: It's only a he because you're here to tell him.
Speaker 4: I just thought you made it, you made it out.
Speaker 5: I just thought of another story. That's kind of thing
Speaker 5: that was kind of give us another dangerous story. Okay,
Speaker 5: so here's the thing. I'm not like crazy kinky, but people,
Speaker 5: this happened in February. This happened like right around Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5: I'm not like crazy kinky, but I do kinky for
Speaker 5: dudes like this. So dude text me this fine dude
Speaker 5: text me. We'll texted back and forth on grinding and
Speaker 5: he's like, hey, are you in any kink? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: not really, and then he sent me a picture from Naked.
Speaker 5: I'm like, ooh, I love kink daddy immediately, and he's like, Okay,
Speaker 5: come over because I want to tie you up. And
Speaker 5: I just want to preface this. It wasn't a white dude.
Speaker 5: I'm a white dude tie me up on Black History months,
Speaker 5: Like I'm not like, yeah, yeah, that's not the dream
Speaker 5: Mark Luther.
Speaker 4: No, he was cheating, so he probably was a little kiky. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I'm not with I'm not gonnat white tied me
Speaker 4: up on Black hands.
Speaker 5: And money, No, I can't. It was a black dude.
Speaker 5: So I go over to this niggas I was to
Speaker 5: get tied up and I don't even know, saying he
Speaker 5: didn't know how to tie knots. He didn't he wanted to,
Speaker 5: didn't know, he didn't know how to. There's nothing less
Speaker 5: sexy than like teaching a dim how to like tie
Speaker 5: Like we're both sitting in the bed horny dix hard
Speaker 5: and he's trying to keep fumbling with the not like
Speaker 5: listen all, I'm saying this. I know women sometimes you're
Speaker 5: have to fake orgasms, but have you ever had to
Speaker 5: fake like you was tied up because I'm just sitting
Speaker 5: in the bed like, oh no, I'll never be free,
Speaker 5: like I had to fake.
Speaker 4: Like I was. It was so bad and it was weird,
Speaker 4: like niggas just.
Speaker 3: Signed up for just washed fifty shades of gray or something.
Speaker 3: It was like, let me get a little let me
Speaker 3: get a little kiky.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: He just got them because yes, I like something was
Speaker 1: like it wasn't It wasn't being tied up. It was
Speaker 1: like spanking, yeah, I think, And I had to act
Speaker 1: like it hurt and it was so awkward it can be.
Speaker 1: It was me to let and a dom that we
Speaker 1: had and I remember he had a very light flogger
Speaker 1: and there was like a feather on the end, so
Speaker 1: you knew I ain't had to wait to it, and
Speaker 1: I just remember they were both spaking me and he
Speaker 1: was like, are you bad girl? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess not that bad because.
Speaker 5: There's nothing work and it's if it's your kink, you
Speaker 5: should be good at it, like you weren't.
Speaker 4: I didn't ask to get tied up. You brought it.
Speaker 3: Watch YouTube, Yeah that was new should he saw a
Speaker 3: video was really into it. It was like, I want to
Speaker 3: try this, and they went on grinder and got your
Speaker 3: got my.
Speaker 2: Show, motherfucking ass.
Speaker 5: He was fine as well too, which suck because not
Speaker 5: like the sex would have been dope, but now I
Speaker 5: know this nigga can't tie not so immediately.
Speaker 4: It's like a turnoff. He's only asking their boy scout
Speaker 4: next time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was bad, And the thing is I didn't
Speaker 5: want to be tied up, so it kind of worked.
Speaker 4: Out because I didn't want to be trying to Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm free.
Speaker 5: I faked the girl. You have to fake it. I'm
Speaker 5: very good at faking it. I'm a real good, like
Speaker 5: exaggerated comer.
Speaker 1: And it's the only reason like it works sometimes is
Speaker 1: because I already come so fast that niggas are just like, I.
Speaker 4: Fuck this dude, and I'll never fucking again because it
Speaker 4: was mediocre.
Speaker 5: But I came a lot. I came a lot because
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get myself off. And he kept, he keeps,
Speaker 5: he kept messaging me. He's like, hey man, he's like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna come bye. I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm busy.
Speaker 5: I'm busy.
Speaker 4: And he's like, he's like, why don't I I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna be honest with you. It was bad. It wasn't good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like it wasn't And he was like, he's like,
Speaker 5: you came a lot. I'm like, yeah, because I know
Speaker 5: how to make myself come. But that was because of you.
Speaker 5: It was because I was thinking of somebody out what
Speaker 5: made it bad?
Speaker 4: Everything? The stroke was bad, everything about it was bad.
Speaker 5: Like it was he like Jackhammered. It was just he
Speaker 5: was top.
Speaker 1: Where someone is toping you bad, will you let them
Speaker 1: redeem themselves by being a bottom for you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that that was all right. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So here we have a bunch of horror stories from
Speaker 1: about threesomes, and after we dig into some of these,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go into some tips on what would make
Speaker 1: group sex orgies or three sms better.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is terrible.
Speaker 1: One of my friends decided to try anal with her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: but her dad walked in in the middle of them
Speaker 1: having sex. Because her boyfriend pulled out super fast, it
Speaker 1: caused her to ship all over his dick, stomach, and chest.
Speaker 1: The smell was so awful. He then threw up and
Speaker 1: her father saw the whole thing.
Speaker 4: How's that a threesome?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the dad walked in it and this amos nothing.
Speaker 4: That's why said I was the dad was in there.
Speaker 4: That's not a girl.
Speaker 1: That's when we interviewed that told the story about the
Speaker 1: sheets with the ship and the comforter Medina. No, it
Speaker 1: was back in the day when we used to be
Speaker 1: the Loudspeakers ship. Who was it?
Speaker 4: It was a podcast.
Speaker 1: We interviewed two guys and he talked about how he
Speaker 1: pulled his dick out and he was like, it was
Speaker 1: on the sheets, then it was on the comforter, it
Speaker 1: was on the mattress protector.
Speaker 4: You don't remember that?
Speaker 1: I think what the dads in both ties? Yes, damn,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you remember that. Yeah, what was the
Speaker 1: messiest sex you ever had?
Speaker 5: Was it you were in I don't really be having
Speaker 5: a lot of messy sex because I've lucked out that
Speaker 5: most of the times when I'm topping or bottom and
Speaker 5: the other guy prepares well or I prepare I've had
Speaker 5: some instances where like the dude didn't prepare well.
Speaker 4: Which is this thing.
Speaker 5: I have a big dick, and I'm not saying that
Speaker 5: the brag, although I am killed the game yard eight
Speaker 5: inches and it's thick, So I have a big dck
Speaker 5: and I sent pictures of my dick to people all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm killing the game, bro. And but the thing
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 5: Is sometimes dudes don't realize how big it is until
Speaker 5: and then they don't they don't prepare well enough for it,
Speaker 5: and then it's like, and I've had it happen to
Speaker 5: this one dude who was hot, but it was like,
Speaker 5: as soon as it happens, immediately, I don't want to
Speaker 5: fuck anymore.
Speaker 1: As soon as you smell us ship.
Speaker 4: It was exactly, I don't want to. It don't matter
Speaker 4: how hard you are, I don't want to. You can't
Speaker 4: get hard, not even I can't get hard. It's not
Speaker 4: my int anymore. And it's like it's just are you
Speaker 4: able to pound somebody? With a dick that big, and
Speaker 4: when you.
Speaker 5: Can yeah, sometimes does it make you feel like, damn no,
Speaker 5: I think it's hot whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a buota hole be opening up.
Speaker 4: Do you hate having to have fun because you got
Speaker 4: a big dick?
Speaker 5: Sometimes? Yeah, that's why. Sometimes I just I just body
Speaker 5: just because it's like I don't want to deal with them. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you don't know how too.
Speaker 1: My best friend has a big dick, and he'd be
Speaker 1: talking about that ship too, and then he'd be like,
Speaker 1: damn sometimes when I go all the way, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, hold on, no, all right, this one is.
Speaker 1: It is about three the unexpected facial. I was in
Speaker 1: a threesome with two guys who happened to be friends.
Speaker 1: One of them insisted I suck his dick while riding
Speaker 1: the other one damn it something a good time. He
Speaker 1: pushed my head really hard into him right as he
Speaker 1: was about to come, which made me choke and pull away.
Speaker 1: This made all of his come spray onto his friend's
Speaker 1: face and some got in his mouth. And I always
Speaker 1: wonder if their friendship sobo spur bitch. I would love
Speaker 1: to see straight.
Speaker 4: I'm wondering. Okay, wait if she I'm trying to think
Speaker 4: of that riding right. Yeah, so if she moved.
Speaker 5: On his face, Wait, that means he must be a shooter,
Speaker 5: because that's that's even even that that's and I love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably cool. I mean if they if they smash and.
Speaker 3: They're smashing together, I feel like, nah, I don't think
Speaker 3: niggas like that.
Speaker 1: I think when you don't.
Speaker 5: Think he liked it, but I don't think it sucked
Speaker 5: up their friendship.
Speaker 1: Not I would try to like, I mean, i'd be like.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I mean, but men is toxic. What happened afterwards?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm mad that the story ended there.
Speaker 1: The rest, but he should have been a real bitch
Speaker 1: and licked it off his face.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. That would have been hot.
Speaker 4: That would have been maybe you could.
Speaker 5: Have got some kids. Are these people just write in Yeah,
Speaker 5: this is on buzzby. Oh so I tell you more
Speaker 5: than information?
Speaker 2: No, okay from Chocolate fourteen?
Speaker 5: So okay talked at fourteen? Tell us what happened afterwards?
Speaker 5: DM the show?
Speaker 1: Okay, Ill, it was my I'm sorry, I just read
Speaker 1: this one a little bit. It was my thirty eighth
Speaker 1: birthday and my friends and I took a bartender home. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's kind of fun. After things got hot, the dude said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm really into getting eaten out now.
Speaker 1: My homegirl wasn't having it, but I'd done it before
Speaker 1: and this guy was great a beef. So I decided
Speaker 1: he was on his back, she was sitting on his face.
Speaker 1: So I started working from his balls to his ass,
Speaker 1: and finally, as I went to town, he literally got
Speaker 1: so excited from eating my friend out. He started and
Speaker 1: he shouted, in my mouth, ain't.
Speaker 2: No motherfucking way.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I immediately sterilized my mouth with vodka and I left.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of them since he ain't.
Speaker 2: No motherfucking way. A shark in your mouth?
Speaker 1: That's like breathing hard. That's nasty.
Speaker 4: Oh that's girls, that's the thing about that's they met.
Speaker 5: Like, if you were gonna do any type of stuff
Speaker 5: with your with ainal, stop you of douce and clean out.
Speaker 4: I don't care what you don't know what to do? One,
Speaker 4: why are you asking for it? If you know?
Speaker 2: Ew he probably had a burrito that dal song.
Speaker 1: He had to have Mexican food. I mean, he probably
Speaker 1: didn't know he was about to how you out here show.
Speaker 4: But also why asked me to eat your ass? You
Speaker 4: know what?
Speaker 1: They probably because they didn't know each other. He's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: fuck that.
Speaker 4: I know. Like, I don't want no one going near
Speaker 4: my ass if it's.
Speaker 3: Not It's like if I if I drank my coffee
Speaker 3: and it came out a certain way that morning, stay
Speaker 3: away from my asshole.
Speaker 1: Okay, this one is interesting, and I'm curious to know
Speaker 1: if you ever knew anyone that happened to I was
Speaker 1: friends with a guy and we had benefits. One day
Speaker 1: we were getting a little freaky. Finally tried anal and
Speaker 1: I accidentally on his dick. Now say it, not saying
Speaker 1: huh this wait, no, sorry, this is part of the
Speaker 1: first strikes. This isn't the worst part. For months, he
Speaker 1: had an infection in his dick. Because of it, I
Speaker 1: feel awful. And it was five years ago. Oh no,
Speaker 1: do you know anyone who got infected? Because that makes sense,
Speaker 1: it does make sense, But no, thank god, I'd be
Speaker 1: I'd be using. Look, I love that for you.
Speaker 2: You do everything else dangerous, but you're like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be protected.
Speaker 5: In this danger and before I get tested every three months,
Speaker 5: I literally just got tested two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: You boy, Like I get tested every three.
Speaker 5: Months because I know I'm out here being wild, I mean,
Speaker 5: but that doesn't get tested more often.
Speaker 4: Like after I do crazy, I'm like, ooh, girl, let
Speaker 4: me go to a Washington.
Speaker 2: Heights apartment with.
Speaker 1: I've definitely had sex so well where I was like this,
Speaker 1: this feels like what syphilis would be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had sex.
Speaker 5: I had sex with the dude, and this is this
Speaker 5: is I regretted it, but he was The sex was good,
Speaker 5: but his apartment was so terrible, like just the most
Speaker 5: it was dirty.
Speaker 3: It was why you was so fucked somebody if their
Speaker 3: apartment is filthy, because to me, that's indicative of themselves.
Speaker 5: Like I said, I was young, this is off the
Speaker 5: twenty two twenty three yo. I got tested the next
Speaker 5: day because I was.
Speaker 2: Like, why would you even still suck him?
Speaker 4: Because I was dumb. We all know I am dumb.
Speaker 4: I mean, I am not. I'm I don't do as no,
Speaker 4: that's not true, but I don't do as far. I
Speaker 4: was okay this story, this story I did get I
Speaker 4: got saved by my yes Lord. I love pushing out here.
Speaker 4: That's my paster of this episode. That's why is a
Speaker 4: great name.
Speaker 5: I got saved by my apartment because my apartment has
Speaker 5: We all have buzzes in our apartment, but mine's has
Speaker 5: like the thing buzzers like you well off, yeah, but
Speaker 5: mine's has like a video camera so you can see
Speaker 5: the picture of the person that you're buzzing.
Speaker 4: Inep.
Speaker 5: So I'm talking to this dude on grinder. It's like
Speaker 5: three in the morning, and this is during the winter,
Speaker 5: so it's cold as fuck. It's not cold, but you know,
Speaker 5: it's winter. Sometimes this dude we're sending making picture back
Speaker 5: and forth each other. I'm horny, I'm about to get
Speaker 5: I have a fight the next day. So I'm up
Speaker 5: and I'm like, okay, hey, come over. So I set
Speaker 5: on my address. He comes over and he buzzes, and
Speaker 5: I'm still talking on grind. I go to the buzzer
Speaker 5: and I see this shirtless dude like this, this homeless
Speaker 5: can do the shirtless, no shot, probably no shoes on.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, oh, okay, this isn't for me. So
Speaker 5: I just don't answer and I keep back text him.
Speaker 5: He's like, hey, I just buzz.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, okay, buzz again, and then he buzzes
Speaker 4: again and it's the same.
Speaker 5: Dude, and it's like an intercom system. So I'm like, yo, man,
Speaker 5: what's up. He's like we're talking on Grinder. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 5: why don't you have a shirt? And he was like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, I just got back from the store. I'm like,
Speaker 5: that's not the question I asked you. Why don't you
Speaker 5: have a shirt? And he's like, oh, I live in Midtown.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you are not answering the questions that I'm
Speaker 5: asking you. Why don't you have a shirt?
Speaker 4: From Gateway Drugs? He could not, and then he said,
Speaker 4: I just got to take a shower.
Speaker 2: Oh nah, he was homeless.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was a homeless dude on Grinder.
Speaker 2: Did you like him?
Speaker 4: Of course not?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where that was because of course I
Speaker 1: didn't think you'll see an attractive homeless.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I look.
Speaker 5: He gave him on my number and then I realized
Speaker 5: he didn't have a phone, so I was never when
Speaker 5: we talked to me, I'm like, oh girl, his phone was.
Speaker 1: Especially in l A.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't just get like dumped in California because the
Speaker 1: weather and there's so much homeless.
Speaker 4: People I saw fine due to take a shower like
Speaker 4: with the holes. You know what.
Speaker 5: It was in Santa Monica. It was in Santa Monica.
Speaker 5: It was by west Side Comedy It was a Santa
Speaker 5: Minchael west Side Comedy club. And I was walking, I
Speaker 5: was leaving the comedy club and there was this shirtless dude.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, he's kind of fine, and then he started,
Speaker 5: what what's happening? And then I realized he was taking this.
Speaker 5: He was like showing himself off.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh no, oh no it was he
Speaker 5: was like, no, yo. If I was doing better at
Speaker 5: the time, I was drugging myself. I lived in a
Speaker 5: one bedroom.
Speaker 4: You would you would have took him home and took
Speaker 4: him home and use your Here's the thing. If I
Speaker 4: was doing better at the.
Speaker 1: Time, I don't want like being on whatever. I guess
Speaker 1: on the house.
Speaker 4: Who knows what's correct, But it's homeless drugs, drugs, drugs
Speaker 4: is a no. Yeah yeah, But.
Speaker 1: I always think about who could play that game. But
Speaker 1: she cleaned that nigga up. He did have a job,
Speaker 1: he was fixing her car. But she cleaned him up
Speaker 1: and ship and I'll be like you it depends how fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah I have. I'm not gonna lie. Like if this
Speaker 4: dude was fine, like he was okay looking, but if
Speaker 4: he was like a ten girl out of.
Speaker 1: The game, he was a switter way too warning.
Speaker 5: Yea he was.
Speaker 4: He was like he was like a six six point
Speaker 4: five last one before, Man, that's not fun.
Speaker 1: This is a threesome. One decided to give my friend's
Speaker 1: man a blow job. It was his birthday and we
Speaker 1: were deciding to get really dirty. I occasionally get lockjaw,
Speaker 1: but when I was giving this man a blowjob, he
Speaker 1: was so big and dirthy. My jaw started to hurt
Speaker 1: and I thought, fuck it, I'll keep going. It got
Speaker 1: to the point where I couldn't open my mouth wide
Speaker 1: enough to get his dick out, so he had to
Speaker 1: pry my mouth open.
Speaker 4: With his fingers. So I'll terrified.
Speaker 3: The guy that was getting Yes, So I've had lockjaw
Speaker 3: before and this is probably like, I have this awful
Speaker 3: experience with the dentist.
Speaker 2: So I had my wisdom teeth pulled out and.
Speaker 1: It was the worst.
Speaker 3: So not only was that super painful, they like cut
Speaker 3: some nerve in my tongue. So first off, I didn't
Speaker 3: feel my tongue and I was nervous. So the next
Speaker 3: morning after the dentist appointment, I wake up and my mouth.
Speaker 4: Like was just like this.
Speaker 2: I couldn't I literally couldn't open it.
Speaker 3: So I went back to the justicist. I said, y'all,
Speaker 3: my mouth, my mouth is not opening. So literally what
Speaker 3: I had to do for three days. They gave me
Speaker 3: these woodsticks and I literally just had to start stacking
Speaker 3: them in my mouth to slowly open, like my mouth,
Speaker 3: how are you eating a straw? And literally until my
Speaker 3: mouth could open. My jaw was literally close for like
Speaker 3: two days, and literally while I was watching TV, I
Speaker 3: just had to keep sticking like wooden like popsicle stick
Speaker 3: so my mouth open.
Speaker 2: That ship is real and you literally cannot open your mouth.
Speaker 4: Yo, that's terrible. That's why I always feared.
Speaker 3: Literally like your mouth would be like this and you
Speaker 3: try to open it, and it was like and literally
Speaker 3: my jaw would not open.
Speaker 5: That's why I don't like like sometimes if a dud
Speaker 5: don't know how to se like dick and he's like
Speaker 5: biting every now and then I'm like, okay, let's get
Speaker 5: let's just because I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: That's a real thing that lock.
Speaker 1: When I read that, I was like, well, you have
Speaker 1: a big, big so let's see what happens to you.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is actually a really good one for a.
Speaker 4: Came to be here. I'm sorry, it's okay, but it's true.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait wait, sorry group sex tips, because all
Speaker 1: of these are horror stories, I'm gonna read you the
Speaker 1: best tip that I felt like I saw on here. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is from a Bustle magazine article. In it says,
Speaker 1: obviously there's no right way to have it, but it
Speaker 1: says to ask several people or be the puppet master.
Speaker 1: So start telling them how about your here, you go here,
Speaker 1: you be there, And apparently the best way to have
Speaker 1: sex is if you're the one that is the one
Speaker 1: who's wanted the threesome. Start learning how to take the
Speaker 1: dominant role in putting people into position. If you're at
Speaker 1: a sex party, ask several people to let you be
Speaker 1: the center of attention for a few minutes and basically
Speaker 1: you can close your eyes, immerse the feeling of you
Speaker 1: having multiple hands, multiple mouths on you, and then you
Speaker 1: start directing them to each other. That would establish your dominance.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think group sex is always it's like you
Speaker 5: used to have a conversation beforehand about like what you're into,
Speaker 5: what you like, because it's like for both parties.
Speaker 3: I think group sexes work best for me spontaneously.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I will tell you a lot about this
Speaker 4: group sex I had that was so mediocre.
Speaker 2: It was what made mediocre.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it was this is not my I I
Speaker 4: just this is not my new place. I'm a studio apartment.
Speaker 2: You a job.
Speaker 3: You have a lot of time to have sex with
Speaker 3: a lot of people. It doesn't just he's a comedian,
Speaker 3: Like would you be working a lot or you be
Speaker 3: having a lot of time off work?
Speaker 4: Are you doing stand up?
Speaker 2: Because he you just got top for a lot a
Speaker 2: lot of sick.
Speaker 4: Because I have sex tour a lot, like I work
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 2: You know you Scottie out here?
Speaker 4: I did not know is that night girl?
Speaker 2: So you do all this sex though during the day.
Speaker 4: A little girl.
Speaker 5: They just as you could have sex after shows. Promoters
Speaker 5: keyboards dot com the tickets. You do be in a
Speaker 5: lot of cities.
Speaker 4: I do be a lot of city. I'm doing Austin
Speaker 4: Bay area, Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: And that which city got the best host.
Speaker 4: Hell no, honestly some of the best. This is gonna
Speaker 4: be weird Wisconsin, and I know.
Speaker 5: You'll like cont The hottest dude to date that I've
Speaker 5: had sex with was in Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 5: What's Wisconsin Wisconsin state? It's Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin. It's just
Speaker 5: it's like, it's just like all these places where it's
Speaker 5: like kind of Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: You know what. Maybe they don't know how.
Speaker 1: Cities there's so many hot people in a small town
Speaker 1: and you see some hot people.
Speaker 4: And be like, I'm St. Louis too.
Speaker 3: I only know about ice fishing there, and I only
Speaker 3: know that because Jack mentions it in Titanic in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: I thought about Jack Marlow, No, Jack from Titanic, he
Speaker 3: talked about Wisconsin, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: It does say that you should find the right group
Speaker 1: size for you. People suggest threesomes. Also another thing, be
Speaker 1: careful about interrupting. I actually really like this one. People
Speaker 1: naturally will start to pair off in a moment, and
Speaker 1: you should be thoughtful about approaching it and ruining the vibe.
Speaker 1: Try to enjoy it, let them be in the moment
Speaker 1: and come back to it later. I like that because
Speaker 1: I do think in threesomes, people feel like they have
Speaker 1: to do something and.
Speaker 4: You don't always I think, yeah, yeah, was so bad.
Speaker 5: Was it was like during the day threesome, right, and
Speaker 5: it's like I've never had that. If you have during
Speaker 5: the day, it's safe to say that you're you're a degenerate, like.
Speaker 4: To exactly. So these do two dudes were they.
Speaker 5: Were too millennial. I think they were youngerdue it was
Speaker 5: like probably twenty three, twenty four. They were younger dudes.
Speaker 4: They kept they were like so polite.
Speaker 2: They were on spring break. I don't forget I asked.
Speaker 5: They were just so polite, Like everything they did was like,
Speaker 5: oh do you like, are you okay with this?
Speaker 4: Are you? They were just so boring. They were so boring.
Speaker 1: I'm not understanding now you just want to choke some right,
Speaker 1: I'm like if they were, they was asking if I
Speaker 1: can say that's not the key, no, but they were alright.
Speaker 4: They were just doing everything.
Speaker 5: Like there's a there's a respectful way to be disrespectful.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, and they were just like, really, it.
Speaker 4: Was too much.
Speaker 5: It was too they were so boring. I'm like, y'all
Speaker 5: should go together, like y'all go was so boring. They
Speaker 5: was they were so boring. After after the sex, I
Speaker 5: went to go see La La Crocodile, that kid's movie. Okay,
Speaker 5: I went to see it afterwards, Yeah, but it was
Speaker 5: still I came.
Speaker 1: But it was also this is a good group, says
Speaker 1: being prepared to have a little bit of fomo. Don't
Speaker 1: think that you're gonna have the best time ever with
Speaker 1: your first one. You may experience jealousy, anxiety, and security,
Speaker 1: but tried to sit with the feeling, accept it. Don't
Speaker 1: get overwhelmed and start showing your feelings. Which I really
Speaker 1: like this one because I've been in a three somewhere.
Speaker 1: The girl was a getting mad and I was like, okay.
Speaker 4: Bitch, Like yeah, a friend told me your story about that.
Speaker 5: He was in a threesome with the girl and everything
Speaker 5: was going good when the girl he was fucking was
Speaker 5: getting attention, but then as soon as she started sucking
Speaker 5: the other girl, the other girl started getting jealous.
Speaker 4: It's three of us. Yeah, it's like I don't have
Speaker 4: two dicks. You knew I was gonna have to eventuate else.
Speaker 1: That is actually one.
Speaker 3: It was a foursome. It was me and two of
Speaker 3: my homegirls, and we we fucked on this nigga in
Speaker 3: Vegas and it was my homegirl's nigga, and he got
Speaker 3: too intimate with one of the girls and she she
Speaker 3: threw a yeah, she threw a fit, deering and I
Speaker 3: was like, I got a three star get going. But
Speaker 3: this was a foursome story.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't even my nigga. I just joined in.
Speaker 1: I really was just watching what I was eating pussy.
Speaker 1: I shared this story.
Speaker 2: This is when actually, ironically, she did the same thing.
Speaker 3: She was on my face and sucking I think his dick,
Speaker 3: and something happened and we all started laughing, and she
Speaker 3: laughed that she farted, but I was I shared this story.
Speaker 2: Yeah she parted, well, no, because it was just funny.
Speaker 2: We was in Vegas. I was drunk as fuck anyways.
Speaker 3: But no, my friend, whose dude it was, got real
Speaker 3: jealous that he was slow fucking our other homegirl, and
Speaker 3: it turned so bad she ended up booking her flight
Speaker 3: early to go back to l A.
Speaker 2: And it ended horribly.
Speaker 1: I didn't care because I didn't care about anything.
Speaker 4: I was like, because she was like, huh, like what happened?
Speaker 5: What I mean, like, if you don't have a threesome
Speaker 5: with your man or your woman. Y'all gotta discuss everything,
Speaker 5: like what are you allowed to do?
Speaker 4: What are you're not living? Because like, if you're gonna
Speaker 4: be jealous, then don't suggest the threesome.
Speaker 1: I think women do it obviously because the or to
Speaker 1: and the man gonna help you feel Like your home
Speaker 1: girl was a little gay that like did you feel
Speaker 1: like did you was there a moment where you're like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're having a three somewhere?
Speaker 3: Her in her man, Like it wasn't her man, it
Speaker 3: was just one of her trick nextas but did you
Speaker 3: Oh wow, she still got man and she still got mad.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so wait does this terrible?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What were they both saying? What was the girl getting fucked?
Speaker 1: They ended up I don't even think they were.
Speaker 2: They ended up being friends after that trip, Like she
Speaker 2: left early.
Speaker 1: It was just really awkward.
Speaker 5: It was just really awkward, and I didn't really give
Speaker 5: a fun like whispering her ear or something like that,
Speaker 5: like she he.
Speaker 2: Was like it looked like he was making love with her.
Speaker 3: And my homegirl got really really jealous in the moment
Speaker 3: and then like cause the whole scene and we had
Speaker 3: to leap.
Speaker 4: Ye, So what you do get your panties off the side.
Speaker 2: No I did. I was like, well, as long as
Speaker 2: I get my poker chips, because he gave us some.
Speaker 4: Poker chips were going up to the room.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't funk.
Speaker 1: I was just eating pussy that night.
Speaker 4: I was just a part of it. My home.
Speaker 3: The home girl that was getting fun making up, she
Speaker 3: felt away and wanted to give me glass of the
Speaker 3: poker chips because I didn't fuck. She was like, well
Speaker 3: I fucked actually, and you, oh yeah, we had a
Speaker 3: target bit you could.
Speaker 5: Go she sounds toxic. You don't want to say dig.
Speaker 5: You don't want to say poken chips.
Speaker 3: You don't want to say The girl that was getting
Speaker 3: the dig that was making love felt like because I
Speaker 3: ain't fun, I shouldn't have got as many poker chips.
Speaker 1: She didn't go through a bit of a shell.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, bandy and weezy, Oh this is cute you
Speaker 1: put in the special guest. I've been following y'all for
Speaker 1: four years and I've listened to every single episode. I'll
Speaker 1: say this is the first old man we ever got
Speaker 1: with personal say hi to the guests as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been following y'all for four years and listening to
Speaker 1: every single episode on one of your loyal gay followers.
Speaker 1: Although y'all usually talk about male and female sex, I
Speaker 1: still learn a lot from you, especially when it comes
Speaker 1: to dealing with these men. Anyway, my situation flash question.
Speaker 1: I'm gay, so of course I used grind Her, and
Speaker 1: as y'all know, this app is for random hookups. I'm
Speaker 1: personally attracted to masks, men who a lot of times happen.
Speaker 4: To be DL.
Speaker 1: And one thing about DL, they're just not as clean
Speaker 1: and hygienic as the fem gays. So, with this being said,
Speaker 1: when I have these niggas over my house, you didn't
Speaker 1: say niggas, but I get disgusted at them coming into
Speaker 1: my bed, especially if it's just a random night when
Speaker 1: i'stand maybe I have OCD. But I hate hosting men
Speaker 1: because I have to wash all of my bedding the
Speaker 1: second they leave. Do y'all feel me or do I
Speaker 1: need to get over my OCD? If I'm being a
Speaker 1: hoe and I want to have three different guys over
Speaker 1: three different nights, this is mean I have to wash
Speaker 1: my blankets three fucking times a week. I've heard people say,
Speaker 1: use a fuck me sheet, and they'll just put it
Speaker 1: over their bed when someone comes to fuck. But it
Speaker 1: still feels dirty.
Speaker 4: What's tea? Did you go to the house?
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he feels safer with them come to
Speaker 1: his house.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't get murdered, or are you
Speaker 4: gonna get murdered, that might be real.
Speaker 1: I think you need to If changing your sheets makes
Speaker 1: you sleep better, you need to invest in multiple sheets.
Speaker 4: I do masculine men are dirty.
Speaker 2: I don't like that either.
Speaker 4: And that's like I mean, I masculine men too, and
Speaker 4: a lot of them are clean as fie.
Speaker 3: Well, well there's a narrative to that. Straight men don't clean,
Speaker 3: and I don't have issues.
Speaker 4: With a lot of my men.
Speaker 5: I think his brain about I think I think he
Speaker 5: just has O c D. I don't think it Madiga masking.
Speaker 5: I don't think I think he just has so.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine your O c D. Actually I
Speaker 1: dated someone who was O c D. Old Bay was
Speaker 1: O c D and super clean.
Speaker 5: Here's what I would recommend, get your coin together, get
Speaker 5: you a two bedroom and have a.
Speaker 4: And then and then you don't got to worry about it.
Speaker 2: That even New York yeah, telling someone to get a
Speaker 2: two bedroom.
Speaker 1: In New York.
Speaker 4: I don't know where. I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 5: If you win some small place, get it, get it,
Speaker 5: get us, get a place with an office, and then
Speaker 5: turn that office into a sex place. And then whenever
Speaker 5: you invite strange niggas over, you don't bring them into
Speaker 5: your You don't bring them.
Speaker 3: Into When I lived in the Bronx, I would niggas
Speaker 3: in my in my guest bedroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah really, yeah, that's what I do when I'm on
Speaker 4: the road. I have a sex bad. I have I
Speaker 4: get two bads. I'm like, Yo, this is my beads.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna sleep and lit my dreams, and this is
Speaker 5: my bead where I'm gonna be a little hole in
Speaker 5: the bed.
Speaker 1: Wait, let's just make a cut. Do they want to
Speaker 1: sit real quick? We got like five more minutes. We
Speaker 1: almost wrapped. Okay, all right, did you work it?
Speaker 4: Okay? Wait?
Speaker 1: Where are we wrapping?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: So basically our advice is, get your paper up, get
Speaker 1: a second bedroom, my new sheets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just get a second bedroom.
Speaker 5: You say, some money, and then you have a whole room,
Speaker 5: and then you don't have to worry you to close
Speaker 5: the door and whatever. The door is open, you're like, oh, sait,
Speaker 5: I'm about to be hold you. Get your homeroom, get
Speaker 5: your shirt on high point, get a.
Speaker 4: Cute little hole room.
Speaker 1: I like that room.
Speaker 5: I like that.
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Speaker 3: want so on Wants song?
Speaker 1: What accent is that?
Speaker 4: Honey? What?
Speaker 2: I don't even know?
Speaker 1: You know black people that want to speak Spanish? I
Speaker 1: have to play this clip for you. Y'all know I
Speaker 1: love ninety dapis and last week I was crying, bitch,
Speaker 1: listen how these niggas talk about secrets?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Hold on speaking of.
Speaker 4: Uh, speaking of.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I was a krato on speaking of everybody's trying
Speaker 2: to keep a crate toe up here?
Speaker 5: Dog? You know what?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: You know why I can't even really laugh at that
Speaker 3: because everybody this week then laughed at me because on
Speaker 3: my way to Atlanta, I was stuck on the wrong way.
Speaker 3: So I'm telling people I was stuck on the wrong way,
Speaker 3: but I know there's another word for runway.
Speaker 4: So I was like, bitch.
Speaker 2: I was calling it tamarack, but that's a.
Speaker 1: It's a city in Florida.
Speaker 3: And I was like, bitch, I've been stuck on the
Speaker 3: tamarak for alpha And it was like, bitch the what hey,
Speaker 3: where did you say that? I said, I said, bitch
Speaker 3: the Tamarack. No, I was just telling it to my friends.
Speaker 3: Then I reused the joke at the Atlanta show, but
Speaker 3: I was like Tamarack, Like, why are.
Speaker 1: Y'all looking at me?
Speaker 2: It's timorrack. Y'all don't know what the timarack is. And
Speaker 2: it was like, bitch a tarmac.
Speaker 4: I said, bit y'all knew what the fuck? I mad?
Speaker 3: That's what I thought something, But bitch, it's really a
Speaker 3: city in Florida. So but you know, of course Tim
Speaker 3: Red Florida is broward. Like I was like, shit, here
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 2: Trying to use another word. That's wrong. Okay, so wait
Speaker 2: he dates a Spanish chick, so he thought that.
Speaker 4: No, so there's a transit. Oh. Actually I reached out
Speaker 4: to him. He said he would come on horrible.
Speaker 1: So if anybody has been watching ninetyda Fiance the other way,
Speaker 1: this is and y'all know I've been watching this about
Speaker 1: five years now.
Speaker 4: This is my shit.
Speaker 1: There's a trans man on this season who I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. Does not look like he used to
Speaker 1: be a woman, but he had bottom sgty and he
Speaker 1: is a really in depth conversation with his girlfriend about
Speaker 1: what he can feel. He talks about the semen that
Speaker 1: comes out, how it makes semen, and it was such
Speaker 1: an educational conversation, and I posted on IG I said, bro,
Speaker 1: all the years I've done Horrible, this is the most
Speaker 1: I've ever learned about female to male transitioning. Because he
Speaker 1: was so open with her, She's like, well, do you
Speaker 1: feel everything? What about when you come?
Speaker 4: What kind of juices is it?
Speaker 1: I can't even believe Nan let that shit air on TLC.
Speaker 1: But he was so good at the conversation and talked
Speaker 1: about how his penis feels more rigid than others because
Speaker 1: he took the skin of his thigh instead of his arm, like,
Speaker 1: because you have to use your skin to make the
Speaker 1: bottom surgery. It's anyway, he said, he'll come out horrible,
Speaker 1: but he is phenomenal on the show, just being open
Speaker 1: about being a trans person and what it requires to
Speaker 1: have a penis, you know, part of your bottom tender
Speaker 1: tell yeah forever. So he talks about how he needed
Speaker 1: a catheter.
Speaker 4: How is youu?
Speaker 1: Ethro wasn't working like it's in depth. So he as
Speaker 1: a whole boy in Columbia and basically his girl was saying,
Speaker 1: I don't like that y'all be talking his secret, and
Speaker 1: the nigga was tired of the bitch talking about him
Speaker 1: in Spanish, and that's when he said, Okay, now.
Speaker 4: There was a bit secret.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy.
Speaker 3: By the way, I actually want to give a shout out.
Speaker 3: There's a girl that I followed and she said that
Speaker 3: she was She ended up having an actual conversation with
Speaker 3: one of the Passport bros. For those of y'all who
Speaker 3: don't know about the passport ros. They're mostly a group
Speaker 3: of black men, Black American men that go to other
Speaker 3: countries because they feel like American women suck, whether it's
Speaker 3: traditional values, whether how they show up. But girl, she said,
Speaker 3: she came across a passport bro who was talking about
Speaker 3: like men's like their attraction to Columbia, specifically the Columbian women,
Speaker 3: because when he was talking about their rates, you can
Speaker 3: literally get a Columbian woman from anywhere from fifty to
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour or for
Speaker 3: the evening. They're just really, really fucking cheap. And then
Speaker 3: of course it's fewed, but it spewed a whole thread
Speaker 3: because technically, if you look at the cost of living there,
Speaker 3: they can live well for five hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 3: So when people were like doing the difference with the
Speaker 3: cost of living in the US, they were actually saying,
Speaker 3: even though those prices aren't a lot to us, those
Speaker 3: are really high prices for how they're able.
Speaker 1: To live in Colombia off of that money.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I ain't even gonna hold you though,
Speaker 3: I was like, I would love to get the pussy
Speaker 3: price inflated across all these countries because niggas needs to
Speaker 3: know it costs, and so to know that they can
Speaker 3: go to another country and get some pussy for fifty
Speaker 3: dollars is just a little crazy because that is less
Speaker 3: than a two for twenty at Applebee's once you add
Speaker 3: the drinks and the dessert. What I'm just saying again,
Speaker 3: the billing applebee what's it called exchange and things like that.
Speaker 3: By the way, by the way, inflation, we say two
Speaker 3: for twenty, bitch, you know that, it's like it's two
Speaker 3: for thirty two.
Speaker 2: Now, like it's not even two for twenty. It's like
Speaker 2: two for twenty.
Speaker 1: Sex.
Speaker 4: It's not two