WEBVTT - EP 314: Dating Dangerously (Ft. Akeem) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:04.200 Guess what decision we're about to make. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:12.440 Horrible decision y'all. Welcome, y'all, Welcome, y'all. Welcome being Beninos. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:21.599 Y'all to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm your girl, 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.040 Mandy b a k A pet the Stallion a k 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.400 A that bitch a k A. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.360 Mandy Beskins girl. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.520 We eazy welcome everybody. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:35.240 We have a guest that y'all loved so much last time. Okay, 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.280 and if you would like, our audience liked him. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:41.120 The internet did not. I don't think that's true. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.080 Oh no, no, no, no, no, you don't be on Twitter 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:43.920 because you still. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:49.440 Did you. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:52.280 We got key back on the building and you know what, 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.040 if y'all are unfamiliar with a keem a k A 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:56.680 U haul story. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.680 That's all we gotta say. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.840 It was a good it was a great story. Thank you. 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:02.880 The thing is Twitter. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.720 It was mixed reviews like Twitter show me love and 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.319 what viral on black Twitter. But so many people were 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.560 like dragging me. But that's because they didn't know the 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.440 context of the story. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:12.840 Context. 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.720 No, no, no, no, what context would have made that story better? 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.440 The fact that I'm telling it on a podcast that's 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.399 about crazy stories like they thought it was just like 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.959 a like I was not like a political podcast. It's like, oh, 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:25.960 by the way, I fucked two white niggas in the 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.520 back of you haull what happened? 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:29.480 I disagree. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.600 I think the story was fucking nuts. The story is. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:39.039 The story is not damn it was. It's not that bad. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.080 If you know we're sharing the war TALESGA, what'st the 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:43.000 show and we're shot? 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.320 We were shot? Now here's the other thing too write. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:51.680 So the premise of where it went viral was someone saying, 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:53.720 if I gotta see this, you gotta see it too. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.800 Now when I went through the goddamn comm it's mine viral, 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:58.920 hundreds of thousands of views, all these things. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.920 People were like, some things should be taken to the grave. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.840 Yeah, is that one. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.360 Of those stories that anyone else, even in your life, 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.280 knew about? Or were you like, Oh, I'm gonna let 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:08.560 them know. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:13.240 I'm stage before I tell as a joke. Obviously it's true, 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.200 but I told the story on stage. I look at 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.560 you like they laugh. It's a funny story. But at 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:21.080 the same time, it's like, I don't some things you. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.440 Take to the grave. Whatever. I'm a comedian, I talk 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:25.160 for a living. I'm not taking none of this. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.520 No's they're real judging I haven't well. And then that's 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.239 the thing too, we have. We're in like this weird 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.200 climate right now where things can be either really funny 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:39.000 or really dark, and people take things they're so sensitive 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.880 about it so literally. What I saw is when it 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.600 went over to gate Twitter, they were like, oh my god, 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.639 he's making us look so bad and like and that 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.400 we they were so unstated. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:53.120 The gas Gage were after me, gag, I hear all 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:53.839 the crazy shit. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:57.600 Gauge not a monolith. I'm not saying a gay niggas 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.440 is ho. I'm saying I'm a hole. Like I don't 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.799 speak for all gay black men. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:03.760 They were gay. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:06.880 Black men with husbands and families and living their dreams 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.240 and being monogamous and being born and living the born 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.760 dream happily life. And I'm out here it's like a 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.800 tick in the back of you haul and it's fine. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.360 But I don't speak for our gay people. And some 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.320 gay people were like he should be ashamed. I'm like, why, 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:24.000 why why would I be ashamed of what I did? 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.320 I get it. It was dumb context. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.959 Sometimes when you're watching something online like I've seen a 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:34.240 lot of clips, probably be like even me. I went 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.080 on a podcast conversations with z Yeah, and I thought 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.480 it was one of the best interviews I ever had. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.400 And I was telling a joke about how I was like, man, 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:42.200 I don't know if I got. 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.040 Whack plusy or not because niggas love my head so much. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.240 Of course, Yeah, that's because the clip. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:51.200 Yeah, yeah, it's always a clip when you're like, this 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:52.280 is this gonna be a clip? 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.000 But although when I was telling that U haw story, 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:54.960 I'm like, this is gonna be a clip. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.120 Yeah, let's figure out what the fuck your goddamn clip is. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:58.080 Knew what it was. 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:02.600 So today is about horror stories and ship But I 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.640 want to do some icebreakers. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.040 Would you rather, Okay, here we go it. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.760 Would you rather have the best sex of your life 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:13.160 for one night or mediocre sex every day for the 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:13.840 rest of your life? 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.920 Oh? Medoc for the rest of your life? 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.440 Me too, You only want to suck one more time? 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:20.720 Oh wait? 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.080 Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, that's you're never gonna 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:23.719 have sex again? 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:28.640 No? Oh oh no, do me up with mediocre. I 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.920 guess I'll learned how to come from I didn't know 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.360 it was that. That's the terrible though. Is anyone picking 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.280 best sex for one night for one night not then 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.440 you never get the unless unless you know it's gonna 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.200 be your last night. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:44.320 I mean, I'm not gonna Years ago and I still 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.440 masturbate so that one time. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.839 Those two dudes who I hooked up with, that I 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.920 still think about and I wish I could see them again, 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:51.280 but I don't. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.359 I don't know their names. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:05:00.600 But there's two random hookups I had and I was, yeah, 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:02.440 I still think about them all the damn time. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:07.200 Really, yeah, Wow, you didn't even get about name all 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.640 the time. What do you all know? I don't think. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.839 Oh it wasn't it was? It was? It was it 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:19.760 was a Dominican dude. I get good dick. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.800 I need to see you again. How do you get 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.240 good dick and then don't even get there name? 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.680 Even I was dumb. It was a Dominican dude. And 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:28.400 then it was it was his skin dude. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.440 First some you ain't get his name. How you knew 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.320 he was Dominican? He had a tattoo, he didn't. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.760 Seem like you, he was dark skin, had an accent. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.920 You can tell Dominican niggas, can you? I think it 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:43.320 was Dominican. It was also thank you, this is where 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:43.719 we're going. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:44.600 You think he was? 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:51.560 It was in Washington Heights, dominic Yeah he was. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:52.800 Why was he so unforgetting? 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:56.280 I don't even It was just like I don't know. 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:59.039 It was kind of like, really, damn, I should have 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.400 told the story. It was kind of really kinky. So 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:05.040 I walked in so this particular I'm verset time, y'all 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.800 know this, but this this story, I was bottoming, and 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:11.040 it was just like, really, I walked into his apartment. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.640 He had a man, he had a mask. Yeah, he 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:14.320 had a mask. 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:15.120 Oh you didn't want to know? 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.640 And you see, yeah, yeah it was. It was hot. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.039 It was like a fantasy type thing. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.520 And was it a nice apartment? Maybe he was. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:22.360 It wasn't nice. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.560 No, I talked about that though. I love the ski 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:25.160 mask point. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:25.400 Yo. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:30.400 Yeah, he had a ski mat and and I talked. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:35.120 Like a mask mask but like like like a ski map. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:39.520 But does that not scare you? I mean, don't get scared. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.920 Clearly that's why you were to u haul. You were 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.560 just going to a stranger's house. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:44.640 And he's asking the wrong questions. 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:48.320 Yeah, listen, it was hot. So the dude had a 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:52.880 mask on and we fucking. And here's the thing. I 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:56.560 looked like, I'm Spanish, but I'm not. You do so 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.440 he was like, he was like, he was like, he's 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.320 like he asked me, he said, hey you, he said 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:01.160 you're you Spanish? 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:03.520 And the sex was so good. I didn't want to 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.080 say no. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.680 Like I don't want, I don't want, so you said. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:10.360 I said, yeah, I'm Spanish, and he's like, oh, nice, 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.160 talk to me in Spanish, and bitch, I don't know Spanish. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:22.200 So I'm just like, oh, dick, you did it. I 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.000 didn't know what to say it. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.680 I was like, don't do don't a bit protective, like 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:27.440 where's the library? 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.000 Where is the library? 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:31.000 Sounds like? 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.160 But the sex was it was, he was, it was. 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:35.800 He was like, he was like one of those those 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:37.360 gay thug niggas. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.320 Probably, I mean, he might be download. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.360 He might have been download no no, but he said 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:43.280 it in a Spanish accident. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.160 He might be he might be down. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.840 Wait, can anyone can we try to figure out how 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.160 to say something nasty and Spanish? 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:56.760 What do you mean? Like I'm saying no, you'll speak Spanish? 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:04.720 Nigga, no we Spanish? Yeah, no, I don't know I. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:09.120 Just I just kept on saying, see what God thought. 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:13.800 That's what I can't chop d d man that want? 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.440 Do you want? Can't blow jop? 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.240 Blow job is not a Spanish word, bro, that's it. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:23.560 How do you say blow job? So blow blow a 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:24.760 job or two different words? 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.080 You're not job. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:27.440 I don't think that's true. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.840 I think someone's gonna comment on this video in Spanish 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:30.640 and tell us about it. 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.760 And we're gonna be like Caesar translation, what's the what's 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:37.920 the next? Which macau So? Would you rather ship on 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:40.800 your partners dick every time you have anal sex for 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.920 every time you come it's bright green? 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.839 What would you rather come baby? Same? Yeah? I don't 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:48.800 want toel. 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:53.760 The only problem with women is like just imagine you 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:54.680 creaming on a dude. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.240 But I mean you also have to tell them. I 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.600 would tell them before before. Hey I got this, I 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:06.640 got this uh weird thing. It's not dangerous. It's gonna 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:06.960 be green. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.240 If I saw green come come out of somebody's dick, 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:10.480 it's giving funk. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:15.920 By the way, blow jop sex so or rale to 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:22.960 bather and my mother boom boom it does so like 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:23.880 but not a mama too. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:24.800 Father in my mind. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.160 All y'all got your shoes show and I wanted Okay, 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:31.360 so last one. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.760 Would you rather sleep with someone you think is ugly 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.840 but the sex is amazing, or sleep with someone who's 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.880 fine as fun but the sex is trash mm hmm. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:44.080 I'll take some ugly deck quick. Nah, I'll take fine as. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.720 Saying we did say I get wet by looking at 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:51.880 finding Yeah because aesthetically, yeah, that can turn around. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.880 Also, I could if I'm the one sucking. I don't care, 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.520 like you can't believe it's kind of wait, let. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.720 Me think this through. Oh wait, you don't I say ugly. 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:01.880 I be finding cute things and ugly niggas if it 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.559 was actually nigga. I think it's ugly, Like I got 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:04.600 someone in my head right now. 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.120 I don't want Jason with a three inches I don't want. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:10.959 I don't I don't even want. I don't even want you. 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.960 I don't even want four play with an ugly like 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.520 you gotta warm me up, ugly, so I'm gonna be dry. 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.920 Does he ugly and he has a small dick? 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:20.160 Nod? 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:21.360 The ugly is the best sect. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:24.280 Ugly is amazing sex. Okay here, okay, I'm sorry, ski 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.760 mask is I feel like he was fine. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.960 You feel like he was fine. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:33.880 You just had that energy that he was fine. Oh 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:35.560 if they do be having that though, he just had that. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.599 And I won't know face I give you that, I 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.200 can tell. I know you're going to judge me. 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:41.560 Where did you meet him? 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:42.880 It was grinding hook. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:47.079 Up and you went to his house. He had a 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:50.240 ski mask and you don't know what he looks like, don't. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:50.520 Know his name. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:50.960 Nothing. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.760 That does sound kind of hat that sounds dangerous. It was, yes, 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.839 I make mistakes, you nigga, you would do it again. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.520 This was I don't want to say how recent this was, 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:02.920 but this was. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.040 This was two days ago. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.280 It was two years ago. Yeah, it was two years ago. 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:12.840 Okay, wait so and during the wow, I was gonna say, well, 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.520 you weren't in your thirties yet, but never mind for 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:19.120 the vanilla ship. This week, here we go talking about 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.800 the gays again. Pope Francis says the Catholic Church's ban 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:27.560 on priests having sex is temporary, lifted a thousand years, 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.760 they've had celibacy rules and they're open to reviewing their policy. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:37.360 So the Pope is suggesting that basically, even though the 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.800 priests don't need to be married. They don't believe it 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:46.840 needs to be a requirement anymore that they can't. But 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:51.040 I think that probably because that rule was in place. No, 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:52.959 I think what I was gonna say it was. I 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.600 think what they're trying to do is maybe say like, hey, 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.480 i's a fuck adults. You won't have to sneak around. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:00.120 Yeah, because there's such an issue with what I think 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:03.480 about religion is really like just slowly trying to like 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.840 let off on things. But I think it's because they 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.559 realized that gay people have money too, and they need 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:12.040 us to tide, so like this they do so. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.080 The slowly like it's okay if you're gay, just make 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:14.760 sure you give. 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:19.040 Us which is which is Which is so weird because 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.000 I know there's a separation between church and state, but 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.040 to know that religions. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.720 Are letting up a little bit more and government. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:33.720 Is just down, it's weird. So basically, he had an interview. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.520 The eighty six year old pope said, there's no contradiction 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:41.040 for a priest to marry. It's not eternal like priestly ordination, 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.280 which is, whether you like it or not, you're a priest. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.920 But celibacy is a discipline. He also cited an example 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.079 from a church in Eastern Church, saying everyone in the 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.199 Eastern Church is married if they want to be before 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.640 getting ordained, there is a choice to marry or to 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.440 be celibate. So basically he's saying, it's not that once 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.000 you're a priest you can start going out. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.120 There and look over bitches. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:02.839 But he's like, hey, if you want to get married 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.640 before you do all this and devote yourself, I guess 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:06.920 you could fuck your wife, which I actually think is fair. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.240 I like the whole thing is. 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.160 I think it's all sounds like. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.920 The real thing that is like more testing is the 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:21.360 fact that nuns can't nuns have to be poor, and 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:25.120 nuns can't have sex, nuns can't masturbate. Priests can make 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:32.160 money and can't have sex because women. It's women too, 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:32.680 because in the. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:37.960 Christian Church they shun a lot of pastors for going 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.280 through divorces, Like I went to a really big megachurch 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:41.960 in Orlando and. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.480 Him getting a disource. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:54.000 As a divorce faithful and he's not. But don't do that. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:55.560 Don't do that. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:14:01.559 You you you a fast past the holl come on. 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.160 Yeah, but I remember like when he was going through 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:06.480 a divorce, it was a really big deal that they 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.560 weren't working it out. Then you got all these other 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:12.400 pastes to just be fucking the congregation. So I don't know. 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.280 To me, everything about religion is at. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:19.960 On Instagram. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:21.960 Maybe I have a little would you suck td Jakes? 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:24.840 Not what I can't have that? 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.560 That's the only pastor that came to mind. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.400 Nice, you don't know who t d J? 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:30.360 The name? 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:36.280 I know the name the faith affiliated with. Wait, TDJ, 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:43.880 your pastor t making millions and we got a million 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.520 dollar door. Think about the money? 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:47.680 You I always think about the money, bitch? 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:50.000 Would you suck that d I wouldn't such. I would 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.000 suck his dig just so he's in a scandal. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.360 But you would suck it. You would suck it in 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:55.320 the prod room. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.000 Okay, because I want him to be in a scandal. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:58.960 That's what I was like. I was like, the ruined 0:14:59.000 --> 0:14:59.680 his life? 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.520 Why are you looking like this? 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:04.360 You know, let me show you. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:07.080 TJ has kids. Do you not think that his dick 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:08.000 has been sucked before? 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:13.080 He's married? Man, he's very happy. Here's just so you know. Okay, Yeah, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:18.200 he's always gave me some gay vibes he does. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.600 He seems sassy because he has a good outfoot. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.200 Because he seems sassy. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:23.760 You had a lot of them in the seam. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:24.240 Sassy. 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:29.320 I just saw that picture. He's why are you man? 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:33.400 I'm not saying. I'm not saying that is a bad thing. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.240 I'm not saying that's a bad thing. There's a son's. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:43.720 Hold on with sons arrest querries out uh be td 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:50.200 Jake's bisexuality by the out alie, what do his rantings 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.200 against homosexuality doing have come back to bite him in 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:56.280 the form of his oldest son's recent arrest. His son 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.480 was arrested for soliciting gay sex. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:09.400 Oh yes, Lord, hallelujah, Okay. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.120 Yeah, condemned gay people directly over to where Detective X 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.200 was stood next to him with his penis exposed through 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:19.480 his unziped pants. Suspect James committed the offense of indecent 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.400 exposure by exposing his penis in a public place with 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.920 intend to arouse the sexual desire of himself. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:28.400 You know what's crazy about this little boosie daughter just 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:32.760 came out to his lesbian So when you have parents, 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.760 if you gonna be homophobic, just know one day, you're 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:37.640 gonna end up having to hate your kids because they're 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.680 gonna be out here being gay gay yay. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.800 We're gonna love, but we're not happy, but we're gonna love. 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:47.600 Is you know what I want to see in the 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.400 streets because I can't fight. But you know what I think. 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.240 Boosey got fucked in prison he can get some. And 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.160 then now that he's free, he's mad at gay niggas 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:57.720 doing it so. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.000 Extreme because we're doing it because we'd like it. He's like, 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.000 I had to do it because I didn't have a choice. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.560 I'm like, well, that sucks. You should have committed a crime. 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:06.800 I'm not here execting for the love of the game. 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:07.720 And every time he. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:17.040 Sees people likes everybody what he's gay, Jakes is gay. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.720 Boosie boosie bad because he had a friends of husband, 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.640 that's what he had to leave. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:27.679 He misses this tdj's article about his son. Solicited escort like, 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:29.960 where's one thing your son's sucking dick? 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:30.720 You already mad? 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:32.200 The damn escort? 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:34.320 No, That's what I'm saying. He was like, get on 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:35.800 your knees and break but his son. 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:36.400 But his son. 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.560 He also made it very clear he does not enjoy 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:39.520 marriage quality. 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:44.879 Oh yeah, TDJ is trash and that's your that's your pastor. 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:48.560 That's your pastor. He's trash. Are there? We are people 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:49.080 that work here. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:54.679 Well, it's giving queer paycheck today, remember now thursdays for you? 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:58.800 Taking that right back? No, I don't pastors who are 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.000 who are wildly homophones? 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:00.840 Yeah, me neither. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:04.720 Well, anyone I think who is wildly homophobic has some 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.400 sort of demons with themselves fighting their own home. 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:08.960 You know, I thought it was so interested. 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:12.280 Remember when Little Nas had that video where he was 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:15.159 like dancing on the devil and like Christians were outraged, 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.080 and I was like, wait is that game? Y'all told 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.159 us from day one we were going to hell? What 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.400 do you think when we got down? 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:23.000 What do you want to do when we get down? 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:24.800 The hell. Of course we're gonna like the Devil's dick, Like, 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:25.560 why would we not? 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:29.760 He's the devil, a big old dick. 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:41.240 You thought gates was gonna happen? Now we have we 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:42.879 have someone I love. 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:47.320 It was actually and she talked about how you could 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:50.639 open the gates to devil dick like a portal, and you, Mandy, 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.000 Oh my god, This is one of my favorite fucking 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:53.840 podcasts we had. 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.800 Do you remember this? You jumped out of your seat, was. 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:58.200 Like, I know what this is. 0:18:58.480 --> 0:18:59.760