1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 2: Horrible decision y'all. Welcome, y'all, Welcome, y'all. Welcome being Beninos. 3 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 3: Y'all to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm your girl, 4 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 3: Mandy b a k A pet the Stallion a k 5 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 3: A that bitch a k A. 6 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: Mandy Beskins girl. 7 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 4: We eazy welcome everybody. 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: We have a guest that y'all loved so much last time. Okay, 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: and if you would like, our audience liked him. 10 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 4: The internet did not. I don't think that's true. 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, you don't be on Twitter 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 2: because you still. 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 4: Did you. 14 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 3: We got key back on the building and you know what, 15 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 3: if y'all are unfamiliar with a keem a k A 16 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 3: U haul story. 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 2: That's all we gotta say. 18 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 4: It was a good it was a great story. Thank you. 19 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 4: The thing is Twitter. 20 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 5: It was mixed reviews like Twitter show me love and 21 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 5: what viral on black Twitter. But so many people were 22 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 5: like dragging me. But that's because they didn't know the 23 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 5: context of the story. 24 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 4: Context. 25 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, what context would have made that story better? 26 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 5: The fact that I'm telling it on a podcast that's 27 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 5: about crazy stories like they thought it was just like 28 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 5: a like I was not like a political podcast. It's like, oh, 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 5: by the way, I fucked two white niggas in the 30 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 5: back of you haull what happened? 31 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: I disagree. 32 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 4: I think the story was fucking nuts. The story is. 33 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 4: The story is not damn it was. It's not that bad. 34 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: If you know we're sharing the war TALESGA, what'st the 35 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: show and we're shot? 36 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 2: We were shot? Now here's the other thing too write. 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 3: So the premise of where it went viral was someone saying, 38 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 3: if I gotta see this, you gotta see it too. 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 3: Now when I went through the goddamn comm it's mine viral, 40 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands of views, all these things. 41 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: People were like, some things should be taken to the grave. 42 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, is that one. 43 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: Of those stories that anyone else, even in your life, 44 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 2: knew about? Or were you like, Oh, I'm gonna let 45 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 2: them know. 46 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 5: I'm stage before I tell as a joke. Obviously it's true, 47 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 5: but I told the story on stage. I look at 48 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 5: you like they laugh. It's a funny story. But at 49 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 5: the same time, it's like, I don't some things you. 50 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 4: Take to the grave. Whatever. I'm a comedian, I talk 51 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 4: for a living. I'm not taking none of this. 52 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 3: No's they're real judging I haven't well. And then that's 53 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,239 Speaker 3: the thing too, we have. We're in like this weird 54 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 3: climate right now where things can be either really funny 55 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 3: or really dark, and people take things they're so sensitive 56 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 3: about it so literally. What I saw is when it 57 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 3: went over to gate Twitter, they were like, oh my god, 58 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 3: he's making us look so bad and like and that 59 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 3: we they were so unstated. 60 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: The gas Gage were after me, gag, I hear all 61 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:53,839 Speaker 1: the crazy shit. 62 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 5: Gauge not a monolith. I'm not saying a gay niggas 63 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 5: is ho. I'm saying I'm a hole. Like I don't 64 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 5: speak for all gay black men. 65 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 4: They were gay. 66 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 5: Black men with husbands and families and living their dreams 67 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 5: and being monogamous and being born and living the born 68 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 5: dream happily life. And I'm out here it's like a 69 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 5: tick in the back of you haul and it's fine. 70 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 5: But I don't speak for our gay people. And some 71 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 5: gay people were like he should be ashamed. I'm like, why, 72 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 5: why why would I be ashamed of what I did? 73 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 4: I get it. It was dumb context. 74 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're watching something online like I've seen a 75 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: lot of clips, probably be like even me. I went 76 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: on a podcast conversations with z Yeah, and I thought 77 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: it was one of the best interviews I ever had. 78 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: And I was telling a joke about how I was like, man, 79 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: I don't know if I got. 80 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 4: Whack plusy or not because niggas love my head so much. 81 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 4: Of course, Yeah, that's because the clip. 82 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's always a clip when you're like, this 83 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 5: is this gonna be a clip? 84 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 4: But although when I was telling that U haw story, 85 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 4: I'm like, this is gonna be a clip. 86 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's figure out what the fuck your goddamn clip is. 87 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 4: Knew what it was. 88 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: So today is about horror stories and ship But I 89 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: want to do some icebreakers. 90 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 4: Would you rather, Okay, here we go it. 91 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: Would you rather have the best sex of your life 92 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: for one night or mediocre sex every day for the 93 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: rest of your life? 94 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 4: Oh? Medoc for the rest of your life? 95 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: Me too, You only want to suck one more time? 96 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 4: Oh wait? 97 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, that's you're never gonna 98 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 5: have sex again? 99 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 4: No? Oh oh no, do me up with mediocre. I 100 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 4: guess I'll learned how to come from I didn't know 101 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 4: it was that. That's the terrible though. Is anyone picking 102 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 4: best sex for one night for one night not then 103 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 4: you never get the unless unless you know it's gonna 104 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 4: be your last night. 105 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna Years ago and I still 106 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: masturbate so that one time. 107 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 5: Those two dudes who I hooked up with, that I 108 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 5: still think about and I wish I could see them again, 109 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 5: but I don't. 110 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,359 Speaker 4: I don't know their names. 111 00:04:52,520 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 5: But there's two random hookups I had and I was, yeah, 112 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 5: I still think about them all the damn time. 113 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 4: Really, yeah, Wow, you didn't even get about name all 114 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 4: the time. What do you all know? I don't think. 115 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 4: Oh it wasn't it was? It was? It was it 116 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 4: was a Dominican dude. I get good dick. 117 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 3: I need to see you again. How do you get 118 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 3: good dick and then don't even get there name? 119 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 4: Even I was dumb. It was a Dominican dude. And 120 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 4: then it was it was his skin dude. 121 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 3: First some you ain't get his name. How you knew 122 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 3: he was Dominican? He had a tattoo, he didn't. 123 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 5: Seem like you, he was dark skin, had an accent. 124 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 4: You can tell Dominican niggas, can you? I think it 125 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 4: was Dominican. It was also thank you, this is where 126 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 4: we're going. 127 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 1: You think he was? 128 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 5: It was in Washington Heights, dominic Yeah he was. 129 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 4: Why was he so unforgetting? 130 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 5: I don't even It was just like I don't know. 131 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,039 Speaker 5: It was kind of like, really, damn, I should have 132 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 5: told the story. It was kind of really kinky. So 133 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,040 Speaker 5: I walked in so this particular I'm verset time, y'all 134 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 5: know this, but this this story, I was bottoming, and 135 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 5: it was just like, really, I walked into his apartment. 136 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 4: He had a man, he had a mask. Yeah, he 137 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 4: had a mask. 138 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 2: Oh you didn't want to know? 139 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 4: And you see, yeah, yeah it was. It was hot. 140 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 4: It was like a fantasy type thing. 141 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: And was it a nice apartment? Maybe he was. 142 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 4: It wasn't nice. 143 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 2: No, I talked about that though. I love the ski 144 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 2: mask point. 145 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 4: Yo. 146 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a ski mat and and I talked. 147 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 4: Like a mask mask but like like like a ski map. 148 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 2: But does that not scare you? I mean, don't get scared. 149 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 2: Clearly that's why you were to u haul. You were 150 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 2: just going to a stranger's house. 151 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 4: And he's asking the wrong questions. 152 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, listen, it was hot. So the dude had a 153 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 5: mask on and we fucking. And here's the thing. I 154 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 5: looked like, I'm Spanish, but I'm not. You do so 155 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 5: he was like, he was like, he was like, he's 156 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 5: like he asked me, he said, hey you, he said 157 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 5: you're you Spanish? 158 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 4: And the sex was so good. I didn't want to 159 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 4: say no. 160 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 3: Like I don't want, I don't want, so you said. 161 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 5: I said, yeah, I'm Spanish, and he's like, oh, nice, 162 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 5: talk to me in Spanish, and bitch, I don't know Spanish. 163 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 4: So I'm just like, oh, dick, you did it. I 164 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 4: didn't know what to say it. 165 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 5: I was like, don't do don't a bit protective, like 166 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 5: where's the library? 167 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 4: Where is the library? 168 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: Sounds like? 169 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 5: But the sex was it was, he was, it was. 170 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 5: He was like, he was like one of those those 171 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 5: gay thug niggas. 172 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 4: Probably, I mean, he might be download. 173 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 5: He might have been download no no, but he said 174 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 5: it in a Spanish accident. 175 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 4: He might be he might be down. 176 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: Wait, can anyone can we try to figure out how 177 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: to say something nasty and Spanish? 178 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 4: What do you mean? Like I'm saying no, you'll speak Spanish? 179 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 2: Nigga, no we Spanish? Yeah, no, I don't know I. 180 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 5: Just I just kept on saying, see what God thought. 181 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 4: That's what I can't chop d d man that want? 182 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 4: Do you want? Can't blow jop? 183 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 3: Blow job is not a Spanish word, bro, that's it. 184 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 3: How do you say blow job? So blow blow a 185 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 3: job or two different words? 186 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: You're not job. 187 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 4: I don't think that's true. 188 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 5: I think someone's gonna comment on this video in Spanish 189 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 5: and tell us about it. 190 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: And we're gonna be like Caesar translation, what's the what's 191 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: the next? Which macau So? Would you rather ship on 192 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: your partners dick every time you have anal sex for 193 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: every time you come it's bright green? 194 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,839 Speaker 4: What would you rather come baby? Same? Yeah? I don't 195 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 4: want toel. 196 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: The only problem with women is like just imagine you 197 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:54,680 Speaker 1: creaming on a dude. 198 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,240 Speaker 5: But I mean you also have to tell them. I 199 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 5: would tell them before before. Hey I got this, I 200 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 5: got this uh weird thing. It's not dangerous. It's gonna 201 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 5: be green. 202 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: If I saw green come come out of somebody's dick, 203 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: it's giving funk. 204 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 3: By the way, blow jop sex so or rale to 205 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:22,960 Speaker 3: bather and my mother boom boom it does so like 206 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 3: but not a mama too. 207 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 2: Father in my mind. 208 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 5: All y'all got your shoes show and I wanted Okay, 209 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,360 Speaker 5: so last one. 210 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep with someone you think is ugly 211 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: but the sex is amazing, or sleep with someone who's 212 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: fine as fun but the sex is trash mm hmm. 213 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:44,080 Speaker 4: I'll take some ugly deck quick. Nah, I'll take fine as. 214 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 3: Saying we did say I get wet by looking at 215 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 3: finding Yeah because aesthetically, yeah, that can turn around. 216 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 5: Also, I could if I'm the one sucking. I don't care, 217 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 5: like you can't believe it's kind of wait, let. 218 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,720 Speaker 1: Me think this through. Oh wait, you don't I say ugly. 219 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: I be finding cute things and ugly niggas if it 220 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,559 Speaker 1: was actually nigga. I think it's ugly, Like I got 221 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: someone in my head right now. 222 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 4: I don't want Jason with a three inches I don't want. 223 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,959 Speaker 2: I don't I don't even want. I don't even want you. 224 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 3: I don't even want four play with an ugly like 225 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 3: you gotta warm me up, ugly, so I'm gonna be dry. 226 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 4: Does he ugly and he has a small dick? 227 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: Nod? 228 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 2: The ugly is the best sect. 229 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 4: Ugly is amazing sex. Okay here, okay, I'm sorry, ski 230 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 4: mask is I feel like he was fine. 231 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,960 Speaker 2: You feel like he was fine. 232 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 4: You just had that energy that he was fine. Oh 233 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 4: if they do be having that though, he just had that. 234 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,599 Speaker 4: And I won't know face I give you that, I 235 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 4: can tell. I know you're going to judge me. 236 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,560 Speaker 2: Where did you meet him? 237 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,880 Speaker 4: It was grinding hook. 238 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:47,079 Speaker 3: Up and you went to his house. He had a 239 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 3: ski mask and you don't know what he looks like, don't. 240 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 2: Know his name. 241 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 1: Nothing. 242 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 4: That does sound kind of hat that sounds dangerous. It was, yes, 243 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,839 Speaker 4: I make mistakes, you nigga, you would do it again. 244 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 5: This was I don't want to say how recent this was, 245 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 5: but this was. 246 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: This was two days ago. 247 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 4: It was two years ago. Yeah, it was two years ago. 248 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 1: Okay, wait so and during the wow, I was gonna say, well, 249 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 1: you weren't in your thirties yet, but never mind for 250 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: the vanilla ship. This week, here we go talking about 251 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: the gays again. Pope Francis says the Catholic Church's ban 252 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:27,560 Speaker 1: on priests having sex is temporary, lifted a thousand years, 253 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 1: they've had celibacy rules and they're open to reviewing their policy. 254 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: So the Pope is suggesting that basically, even though the 255 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: priests don't need to be married. They don't believe it 256 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 1: needs to be a requirement anymore that they can't. But 257 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: I think that probably because that rule was in place. No, 258 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,959 Speaker 1: I think what I was gonna say it was. I 259 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 1: think what they're trying to do is maybe say like, hey, 260 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,480 Speaker 1: i's a fuck adults. You won't have to sneak around. 261 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's such an issue with what I think 262 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 5: about religion is really like just slowly trying to like 263 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,840 Speaker 5: let off on things. But I think it's because they 264 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,559 Speaker 5: realized that gay people have money too, and they need 265 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 5: us to tide, so like this they do so. 266 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 4: The slowly like it's okay if you're gay, just make 267 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 4: sure you give. 268 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 3: Us which is which is Which is so weird because 269 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 3: I know there's a separation between church and state, but 270 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 3: to know that religions. 271 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,720 Speaker 2: Are letting up a little bit more and government. 272 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 1: Is just down, it's weird. So basically, he had an interview. 273 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: The eighty six year old pope said, there's no contradiction 274 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 1: for a priest to marry. It's not eternal like priestly ordination, 275 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: which is, whether you like it or not, you're a priest. 276 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: But celibacy is a discipline. He also cited an example 277 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,079 Speaker 1: from a church in Eastern Church, saying everyone in the 278 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,199 Speaker 1: Eastern Church is married if they want to be before 279 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,640 Speaker 1: getting ordained, there is a choice to marry or to 280 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: be celibate. So basically he's saying, it's not that once 281 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,000 Speaker 1: you're a priest you can start going out. 282 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 4: There and look over bitches. 283 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,839 Speaker 1: But he's like, hey, if you want to get married 284 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: before you do all this and devote yourself, I guess 285 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 1: you could fuck your wife, which I actually think is fair. 286 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 4: I like the whole thing is. 287 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 3: I think it's all sounds like. 288 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 1: The real thing that is like more testing is the 289 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,360 Speaker 1: fact that nuns can't nuns have to be poor, and 290 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: nuns can't have sex, nuns can't masturbate. Priests can make 291 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: money and can't have sex because women. It's women too, 292 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:32,680 Speaker 1: because in the. 293 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 3: Christian Church they shun a lot of pastors for going 294 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 3: through divorces, Like I went to a really big megachurch 295 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,960 Speaker 3: in Orlando and. 296 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 2: Him getting a disource. 297 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 3: As a divorce faithful and he's not. But don't do that. 298 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 4: Don't do that. 299 00:13:55,640 --> 00:14:01,559 Speaker 5: You you you a fast past the holl come on. 300 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I remember like when he was going through 301 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 3: a divorce, it was a really big deal that they 302 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 3: weren't working it out. Then you got all these other 303 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 3: pastes to just be fucking the congregation. So I don't know. 304 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 2: To me, everything about religion is at. 305 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: On Instagram. 306 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 4: Maybe I have a little would you suck td Jakes? 307 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 4: Not what I can't have that? 308 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 2: That's the only pastor that came to mind. 309 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 4: Nice, you don't know who t d J? 310 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 5: The name? 311 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 4: I know the name the faith affiliated with. Wait, TDJ, 312 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 4: your pastor t making millions and we got a million 313 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 4: dollar door. Think about the money? 314 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 2: You I always think about the money, bitch? 315 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 5: Would you suck that d I wouldn't such. I would 316 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 5: suck his dig just so he's in a scandal. 317 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,360 Speaker 3: But you would suck it. You would suck it in 318 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 3: the prod room. 319 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 4: Okay, because I want him to be in a scandal. 320 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 4: That's what I was like. I was like, the ruined 321 00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 4: his life? 322 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 2: Why are you looking like this? 323 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 4: You know, let me show you. 324 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 3: TJ has kids. Do you not think that his dick 325 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 3: has been sucked before? 326 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 4: He's married? Man, he's very happy. Here's just so you know. Okay, Yeah, 327 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 4: he's always gave me some gay vibes he does. 328 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: He seems sassy because he has a good outfoot. 329 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 4: Because he seems sassy. 330 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 2: You had a lot of them in the seam. 331 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: Sassy. 332 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 4: I just saw that picture. He's why are you man? 333 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,400 Speaker 4: I'm not saying. I'm not saying that is a bad thing. 334 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 4: I'm not saying that's a bad thing. There's a son's. 335 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 1: Hold on with sons arrest querries out uh be td 336 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 1: Jake's bisexuality by the out alie, what do his rantings 337 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: against homosexuality doing have come back to bite him in 338 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,280 Speaker 1: the form of his oldest son's recent arrest. His son 339 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: was arrested for soliciting gay sex. 340 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 3: Oh yes, Lord, hallelujah, Okay. 341 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, condemned gay people directly over to where Detective X 342 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: was stood next to him with his penis exposed through 343 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 1: his unziped pants. Suspect James committed the offense of indecent 344 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 1: exposure by exposing his penis in a public place with 345 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 1: intend to arouse the sexual desire of himself. 346 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 3: You know what's crazy about this little boosie daughter just 347 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 3: came out to his lesbian So when you have parents, 348 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 3: if you gonna be homophobic, just know one day, you're 349 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 3: gonna end up having to hate your kids because they're 350 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,680 Speaker 3: gonna be out here being gay gay yay. 351 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Speaker 4: We're gonna love, but we're not happy, but we're gonna love. 352 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,600 Speaker 5: Is you know what I want to see in the 353 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 5: streets because I can't fight. But you know what I think. 354 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 5: Boosey got fucked in prison he can get some. And 355 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,160 Speaker 5: then now that he's free, he's mad at gay niggas 356 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,720 Speaker 5: doing it so. 357 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 4: Extreme because we're doing it because we'd like it. He's like, 358 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 4: I had to do it because I didn't have a choice. 359 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,560 Speaker 4: I'm like, well, that sucks. You should have committed a crime. 360 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 4: I'm not here execting for the love of the game. 361 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 4: And every time he. 362 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 1: Sees people likes everybody what he's gay, Jakes is gay. 363 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 4: Boosie boosie bad because he had a friends of husband, 364 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,640 Speaker 4: that's what he had to leave. 365 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:27,679 Speaker 1: He misses this tdj's article about his son. Solicited escort like, 366 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,960 Speaker 1: where's one thing your son's sucking dick? 367 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 4: You already mad? 368 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 1: The damn escort? 369 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 2: No, That's what I'm saying. He was like, get on 370 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 2: your knees and break but his son. 371 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,400 Speaker 4: But his son. 372 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,560 Speaker 1: He also made it very clear he does not enjoy 373 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,520 Speaker 1: marriage quality. 374 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, TDJ is trash and that's your that's your pastor. 375 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 4: That's your pastor. He's trash. Are there? We are people 376 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,080 Speaker 4: that work here. 377 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:54,679 Speaker 1: Well, it's giving queer paycheck today, remember now thursdays for you? 378 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 4: Taking that right back? No, I don't pastors who are 379 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 4: who are wildly homophones? 380 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, me neither. 381 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 3: Well, anyone I think who is wildly homophobic has some 382 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,400 Speaker 3: sort of demons with themselves fighting their own home. 383 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 4: You know, I thought it was so interested. 384 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 5: Remember when Little Nas had that video where he was 385 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,159 Speaker 5: like dancing on the devil and like Christians were outraged, 386 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 5: and I was like, wait is that game? Y'all told 387 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,159 Speaker 5: us from day one we were going to hell? What 388 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 5: do you think when we got down? 389 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 4: What do you want to do when we get down? 390 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 4: The hell. Of course we're gonna like the Devil's dick, Like, 391 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 4: why would we not? 392 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 3: He's the devil, a big old dick. 393 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 4: You thought gates was gonna happen? Now we have we 394 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 4: have someone I love. 395 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: It was actually and she talked about how you could 396 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,639 Speaker 1: open the gates to devil dick like a portal, and you, Mandy, 397 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, This is one of my favorite fucking 398 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: podcasts we had. 399 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 4: Do you remember this? You jumped out of your seat, was. 400 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 2: Like, I know what this is. 401 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm stuck in the portal. 402 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 3: I just feel like you're talking about a bit I 403 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:11,040 Speaker 3: don't like anymore. I don't know, you don't like. 404 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,120 Speaker 2: Anyway, who'll probably believe her name out. 405 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 4: I don't like that the top or bottom. 406 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,520 Speaker 1: He's a I think he's I was gonna say, when 407 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: he's really tall, is he? 408 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 4: Well you met him. 409 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,440 Speaker 1: I didn't need him, but I was at a party 410 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,199 Speaker 1: with him and I saw how big he was, and 411 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,960 Speaker 1: I was like, damn, you gotta be topping. He's fine. 412 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,160 Speaker 1: At first I thought bottom, but I think he's Whenever 413 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Speaker 1: you could work like that. 414 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:35,359 Speaker 2: I I think like six three six two, like two six. 415 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,720 Speaker 4: Three find out, you find out he got a type, 416 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,639 Speaker 4: and I'm his type. 417 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:40,920 Speaker 3: That is. 418 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, I can. 419 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,920 Speaker 1: See a little bit. I do, But I didn't know 420 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,800 Speaker 1: if you were like squeezing it into you've be spreading 421 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,440 Speaker 1: them cheeks. 422 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 5: I'm versatile, so I'm not gonna have you know the 423 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:55,760 Speaker 5: answer to that. 424 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of nasty ship you be doing. You 425 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 4: be telling niggas to push it out. 426 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 3: No, like a little wink from the bootlehole. You don't 427 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,120 Speaker 3: like a winking boothhole. 428 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: I do like seeing his raising in the sun, little fizz, 429 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 1: little bootyhole. 430 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,800 Speaker 4: The only fans fizz? Who are you? 431 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 2: You don't know TD Jake's remember will be two? 432 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 4: K Are you black? Wait? Was he is? 433 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:17,679 Speaker 5: He? 434 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 4: Is he gay? 435 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:18,919 Speaker 5: No? 436 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know what he's gay? 437 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 4: But he was like one only fans selling his asshole. 438 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 4: I love sell your asshole. 439 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 5: It was very nice asshole. No, but he's cute, though, 440 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:33,800 Speaker 5: I mean, no about do. 441 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 1: You care about the now? 442 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 2: I'm not pulling up I'm not pulling up a bootlehole. 443 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,120 Speaker 1: I'm serious. Do you care about the asshole itself? 444 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:41,440 Speaker 4: Not? 445 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 5: Really, it's not like my I mean it's something. I mean, 446 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 5: I can get turned on by it, but I'd rather see. 447 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,120 Speaker 4: The ass Do y'all care about pussy holes? Wait? 448 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 2: Plus the holes? 449 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 4: Pitch? For real? 450 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,159 Speaker 1: What are you look at? Are you just like this 451 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,720 Speaker 1: ain't a good pussy for me to go into it? 452 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 3: I think I think the look of a pussy is 453 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,120 Speaker 3: more of like the bulb of the lips. 454 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:05,040 Speaker 4: The not the whole. Nobody looking at the whole. I'm 455 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,600 Speaker 4: not gonna lie. I never saw one in person. 456 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,439 Speaker 2: You never saw a plus in person. 457 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,320 Speaker 4: Oh, let's go get drunk. I showed my ploky to somebody. 458 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 2: Wait, you've never been to a strip club. 459 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 4: I've been to a blood show. So I saw it like, no, no, no. 460 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not you should go to a strip 461 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:19,680 Speaker 1: club though. 462 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,720 Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, like for me, you need to live. 463 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,960 Speaker 1: Like maybe and your thirty third birthday will take you. 464 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 4: Okay. 465 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: I took my summertime and Sante. 466 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 3: Went to the strip club when we was in Atlanta, 467 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,479 Speaker 3: and he got ones and everything. He was loving strippers. 468 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,040 Speaker 3: He was telling me their whole life story. I said, 469 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 3: you're not supposed to go into strip club. They loved 470 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 3: the Sante in Atlanta loved. 471 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: But you know what it is, It's just like I 472 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 1: could do my job without feeling harassed. Yeah, because at 473 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: the end of the day, I think that a lot 474 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 1: of stripers always feel this underlying like is he gonna 475 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: touch me? 476 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,280 Speaker 4: Like the same? Yeah? 477 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of that, I do have something that's super 478 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,760 Speaker 1: interesting about strip clubs in England. So it's on a 479 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: particular district Derbyshire. I'm sure you guys are mad. I 480 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 1: said it like that. I don't fucking know. 481 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 3: So the new go wait, what accident is this? Now 482 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 3: you didn't know, but you said it's where I don't know? 483 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 3: You said shot. 484 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:18,159 Speaker 1: So the new sex club rules in Derbyshire on g string? 485 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yeah, where are we at now? Mistake us 486 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 1: to the place there's a sex establishment policy. So that's 487 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 1: where I confused it. But it's a strip club. So 488 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,760 Speaker 1: the councils put together a sex Establishment policy which has 489 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: new rules for sex shops, cinemas and any kind of 490 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,639 Speaker 1: entertainment premise. The draft policy stipulates that customers are not 491 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,439 Speaker 1: allowed to throw money at dancers anymore. They must remain 492 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: at least thirty centimeters away from them them at all times. 493 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,840 Speaker 1: It also states that performers must not that's this big, 494 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 1: that's not that big. Basically I think it just means 495 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: no touch. They have to wear a non transparent g 496 00:22:55,359 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: string at all times. Right, No, no it can't okay, 497 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 1: so yeah, you're right, sorry, non transparent. So basically you 498 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 1: can't show your pussy anymore. The policy has been written 499 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,919 Speaker 1: in response to a few calls where during lap dances 500 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 1: or table dances, women were getting touched. So now the 501 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 1: customers have to sit down the whole time, and their 502 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: hands have to be visible. The policy also says no 503 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,679 Speaker 1: performer should engage in communication in a way with the 504 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: customer that could be interpreted as prostitution, which means there 505 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,440 Speaker 1: can't be dirty talk during lap dances anymore, because customers 506 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,440 Speaker 1: were thinking that, like, oh, he. 507 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,320 Speaker 4: Was giving money. 508 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:42,320 Speaker 5: If you can't throw it, you probably have to. 509 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, Or you have to pay them ahead of time. 510 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 4: Oh, that's dumb, dumb. 511 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,400 Speaker 5: Because you're paying them based off the performance. You don't 512 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 5: want to give a bid. 513 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:59,520 Speaker 1: I'll pay them more naked they get. Yeah, me too. 514 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,439 Speaker 3: But that's very similar to like Orlando's strip clubs. Like 515 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,120 Speaker 3: there's a lot of like you know, even even here 516 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 3: in New York, you can't see pussy. It can only 517 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 3: be topless. They have to keep their bottoms on. In 518 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,840 Speaker 3: New York, there used to be a thing, Uh they 519 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,400 Speaker 3: would either wear pastis or I know girls that would 520 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,680 Speaker 3: just put hair glue over their nipples because it would 521 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,680 Speaker 3: look still kind of nude, but not be. 522 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 1: Hair glue. 523 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 3: Sort of guys sort of especially because you know blacky. 524 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 1: So especially if you're you. 525 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 4: Know what I mean hair glue, you could just literally 526 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 4: it's a peel. 527 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: Thing that comes off. 528 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,160 Speaker 2: It's real, it's light work. 529 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 4: Hold on. 530 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,480 Speaker 1: So this one is that's what I'm thinking. No, this 531 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 1: one is interesting. So there's a lot of sex cinemas 532 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 1: in this town. And basically they also had to make 533 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 1: rules where this is crazy. So they asked the council, Uh, 534 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: do you think it's acceptable to have a venue a 535 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: sex cinema near like a high school, because I guess 536 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 1: it's in too many miles. Seventy eight percent said no, Well, 537 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: twenty two percent yes, you till that's twenty two percent 538 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: that was going. So basically they said that they wanted 539 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: to get rid of it. They said a sex shop 540 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 1: near a school was not okay, but they believe that 541 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 1: with the cinema at least, like you have to sit 542 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,640 Speaker 1: down in a theater so they don't think like there's 543 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,120 Speaker 1: anything in the window. Whereas what is a sex cinema like. 544 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 5: Just porn yeah, being played on the movie, yes, and 545 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,400 Speaker 5: people fucking in the movie theater. 546 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 4: I mean, probably you're not supposed to, but people they. 547 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 1: Got it, Oh yeah, they be fucking. 548 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 4: That's probably why no one goes to watch a porn 549 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 4: and not like or at least not Jack off. 550 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I can't see how why I would go 551 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 1: and get the popcorn to watch this. But I am 552 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,960 Speaker 1: going to try to cover in sex cells this season 553 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: because apparently there's two in La Wow, they're not on Google. 554 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,720 Speaker 4: But there's a bunch of like bath houses and stuff everywhere. 555 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,360 Speaker 4: I haven't been to one in there. 556 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I think there's still peep shows. Literally in midtime. 557 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 5: There's a sex all right by my apartment. We live 558 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 5: in the same area. There's a sex door by our apartment. 559 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 4: Do it? 560 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, we do. 561 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm see him. 562 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 1: There's another comedian I keep seeing every time I walk. 563 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,360 Speaker 4: You know who is it? Alex. 564 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,880 Speaker 1: He's a writer on Snlo English. 565 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:18,119 Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, every time you got him on? 566 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,919 Speaker 4: No you should. 567 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,320 Speaker 3: He so fun We can't miss outside with sid. 568 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,159 Speaker 4: Yeah. I love Alex so much. He's so funny. He's 569 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,640 Speaker 4: in London right now. 570 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 1: So maybe he'll get to sex. Yeah alright for the 571 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,440 Speaker 1: whole Dugs week. Really like it. If you could give us, 572 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: you know, like a tip, a sex tip, or even 573 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,480 Speaker 1: a dating tip could be good. 574 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 2: I don't want no dating advice from him. 575 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,879 Speaker 3: Up to niggas he don't know his days in We 576 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 3: gonna go straight to the sex tip. 577 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 4: I don't. I would like to date. It's just not 578 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,479 Speaker 4: it's not in the car right now. 579 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 2: I know that's wrong. 580 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 4: I don't know. I think I hear the I think 581 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 4: if you're topping. I think. 582 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 5: Guys like spontaneity, Like they like they don't want the 583 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 5: same thing. 584 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,719 Speaker 4: Like Okay, we're just gonna do doggy and then we're 585 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 4: gonna do missionary. 586 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,639 Speaker 5: They like, like because you're the one topic, so they 587 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,359 Speaker 5: like you to be I can control, so do some 588 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,719 Speaker 5: kinky ship like they maybe just choking for no reason 589 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 5: and just like because they use and and obviously if 590 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 5: they if they don't like it, then stop right, I. 591 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 1: Mean you should probably ask for this terrible but no not. 592 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 4: The body is like if they seem like they're into it, 593 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,600 Speaker 4: just like, ease into the. 594 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,880 Speaker 1: Choke, y'all, just ask I really want to choke more men, 595 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,560 Speaker 1: but I feel like straight men don't like that. 596 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,919 Speaker 4: Do y'all like women choking? 597 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 1: Look there's too many they could be the minority. 598 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 5: But also it's like I'm not I'm saying ease into 599 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,959 Speaker 5: the choke, like you start and then because then they 600 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 5: feel the coming and if they're not into it, they're 601 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 5: like gesture not into it. 602 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 4: But I think asking kind. 603 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,600 Speaker 5: Of like takes away, because I think if you asking, 604 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,640 Speaker 5: it kind of like takes it, takes it, like away 605 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,640 Speaker 5: from the spontaneity of the sage. 606 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 4: You rather be choked and then be like, I'm not 607 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:08,840 Speaker 4: into it, and then like. 608 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: Two things you could do if you feel like asking 609 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: for consent is crazy. You can start placing your hands, 610 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,120 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, but not squeezing, right, so touching 611 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,200 Speaker 1: light touching, seeing if someone's comfortable with your hands. 612 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 3: I guess that's what I do when I be down 613 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,920 Speaker 3: at the gooch, I just go a little lower until 614 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 3: I see if they scool a little closer, they they 615 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,960 Speaker 3: as squeeze up. I'm like, okay, you don't let me 616 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,120 Speaker 3: down here. 617 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:38,200 Speaker 4: Ye think it's gay, I deal with, which is so 618 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 4: weird because like. 619 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,320 Speaker 5: If you fing in the booty girls gay, I'm like, nigga, 620 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,760 Speaker 5: if it's a woman doing it, nothing is gay. 621 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,680 Speaker 1: I think it's like a drug a little bit. 622 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 5: I mean, I guess you know what I'm saying. If 623 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 5: you think, if you think of a woman anymore. 624 00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 4: Drugs are those things man anymore? That's what they say. 625 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: Weed is gateway, drug is a drug that will lead 626 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,320 Speaker 1: you to something else. 627 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 2: I don't That's what I'm saying. I think it's all fake. 628 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,719 Speaker 4: What What is shrooms led you to d MT? What 629 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,760 Speaker 4: is that? Yeah? 630 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 1: What d MG is the thing we were talking about 631 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 1: with the naked jumperter. Your brain can produce it on 632 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,400 Speaker 1: its own breath work. But like true, Yeah, I think 633 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:22,960 Speaker 1: I'm you. 634 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 5: Don't think I think there's a gate gateway drugs. Sure, 635 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 5: I mean I've never done these drugs. 636 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 4: You don't drink. 637 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 5: I don't drink either, don't. I've been sold my whole life, 638 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 5: which is the side of sex I'm having people like 639 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,719 Speaker 5: you're not on drugs? No, no, no, just this morning that 640 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,720 Speaker 5: was a sober. 641 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 4: The Massy was sober everything I've done in my life. 642 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 3: So maybe it won't calm you downin't evenna make you 643 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 3: think more. 644 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 4: You We need you to have a funny brain. 645 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,360 Speaker 5: At this point, all of my sex is fun and 646 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 5: consensual and just a hint of danger. 647 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 4: H h ahead. Oh, I just thought a. 648 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 2: It's only a he because you're here to tell him. 649 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 4: I just thought you made it, you made it out. 650 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 5: I just thought of another story. That's kind of thing 651 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,320 Speaker 5: that was kind of give us another dangerous story. Okay, 652 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 5: so here's the thing. I'm not like crazy kinky, but people, 653 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 5: this happened in February. This happened like right around Valentine's Day. 654 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 5: I'm not like crazy kinky, but I do kinky for 655 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 5: dudes like this. So dude text me this fine dude 656 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,720 Speaker 5: text me. We'll texted back and forth on grinding and 657 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 5: he's like, hey, are you in any kink? And I'm like, oh, 658 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,520 Speaker 5: not really, and then he sent me a picture from Naked. 659 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 5: I'm like, ooh, I love kink daddy immediately, and he's like, Okay, 660 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 5: come over because I want to tie you up. And 661 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 5: I just want to preface this. It wasn't a white dude. 662 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,320 Speaker 5: I'm a white dude tie me up on Black History months, 663 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 5: Like I'm not like, yeah, yeah, that's not the dream 664 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 5: Mark Luther. 665 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,120 Speaker 4: No, he was cheating, so he probably was a little kiky. Yeah, 666 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 4: but I'm not with I'm not gonnat white tied me 667 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,240 Speaker 4: up on Black hands. 668 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 5: And money, No, I can't. It was a black dude. 669 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 5: So I go over to this niggas I was to 670 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,280 Speaker 5: get tied up and I don't even know, saying he 671 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 5: didn't know how to tie knots. He didn't he wanted to, 672 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 5: didn't know, he didn't know how to. There's nothing less 673 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 5: sexy than like teaching a dim how to like tie 674 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 5: Like we're both sitting in the bed horny dix hard 675 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 5: and he's trying to keep fumbling with the not like 676 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,520 Speaker 5: listen all, I'm saying this. I know women sometimes you're 677 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 5: have to fake orgasms, but have you ever had to 678 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 5: fake like you was tied up because I'm just sitting 679 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 5: in the bed like, oh no, I'll never be free, 680 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 5: like I had to fake. 681 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,760 Speaker 4: Like I was. It was so bad and it was weird, 682 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 4: like niggas just. 683 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 3: Signed up for just washed fifty shades of gray or something. 684 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,240 Speaker 3: It was like, let me get a little let me 685 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,360 Speaker 3: get a little kiky. 686 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 4: It was. 687 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: He just got them because yes, I like something was 688 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: like it wasn't It wasn't being tied up. It was 689 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: like spanking, yeah, I think, And I had to act 690 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 1: like it hurt and it was so awkward it can be. 691 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,680 Speaker 1: It was me to let and a dom that we 692 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: had and I remember he had a very light flogger 693 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: and there was like a feather on the end, so 694 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,000 Speaker 1: you knew I ain't had to wait to it, and 695 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: I just remember they were both spaking me and he 696 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,600 Speaker 1: was like, are you bad girl? And I was like, yeah, 697 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,520 Speaker 1: I guess not that bad because. 698 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 5: There's nothing work and it's if it's your kink, you 699 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 5: should be good at it, like you weren't. 700 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 4: I didn't ask to get tied up. You brought it. 701 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 3: Watch YouTube, Yeah that was new should he saw a 702 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,280 Speaker 3: video was really into it. It was like, I want to 703 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 3: try this, and they went on grinder and got your 704 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 3: got my. 705 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,760 Speaker 2: Show, motherfucking ass. 706 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,880 Speaker 5: He was fine as well too, which suck because not 707 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 5: like the sex would have been dope, but now I 708 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 5: know this nigga can't tie not so immediately. 709 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,080 Speaker 4: It's like a turnoff. He's only asking their boy scout 710 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,560 Speaker 4: next time. 711 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was bad, And the thing is I didn't 712 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 5: want to be tied up, so it kind of worked. 713 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 4: Out because I didn't want to be trying to Oh yeah, 714 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 4: I'm free. 715 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 5: I faked the girl. You have to fake it. I'm 716 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 5: very good at faking it. I'm a real good, like 717 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,280 Speaker 5: exaggerated comer. 718 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 1: And it's the only reason like it works sometimes is 719 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 1: because I already come so fast that niggas are just like, I. 720 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 4: Fuck this dude, and I'll never fucking again because it 721 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 4: was mediocre. 722 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,440 Speaker 5: But I came a lot. I came a lot because 723 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,680 Speaker 5: I'm gonna get myself off. And he kept, he keeps, 724 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,640 Speaker 5: he kept messaging me. He's like, hey man, he's like, 725 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 5: I'm gonna come bye. I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm busy. 726 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 5: I'm busy. 727 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 4: And he's like, he's like, why don't I I'm just 728 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,920 Speaker 4: gonna be honest with you. It was bad. It wasn't good. 729 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like it wasn't And he was like, he's like, 730 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 5: you came a lot. I'm like, yeah, because I know 731 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,520 Speaker 5: how to make myself come. But that was because of you. 732 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 5: It was because I was thinking of somebody out what 733 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,000 Speaker 5: made it bad? 734 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,320 Speaker 4: Everything? The stroke was bad, everything about it was bad. 735 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,200 Speaker 5: Like it was he like Jackhammered. It was just he 736 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:43,920 Speaker 5: was top. 737 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,080 Speaker 1: Where someone is toping you bad, will you let them 738 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,000 Speaker 1: redeem themselves by being a bottom for you? 739 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:58,560 Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that that was all right. Yeah. Yeah. 740 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: So here we have a bunch of horror stories from 741 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 1: about threesomes, and after we dig into some of these, 742 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 1: we're gonna go into some tips on what would make 743 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,240 Speaker 1: group sex orgies or three sms better. 744 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,200 Speaker 4: Oh, this is terrible. 745 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: One of my friends decided to try anal with her boyfriend, 746 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,600 Speaker 1: but her dad walked in in the middle of them 747 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 1: having sex. Because her boyfriend pulled out super fast, it 748 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: caused her to ship all over his dick, stomach, and chest. 749 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,600 Speaker 1: The smell was so awful. He then threw up and 750 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,839 Speaker 1: her father saw the whole thing. 751 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 4: How's that a threesome? 752 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, because the dad walked in it and this amos nothing. 753 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:43,239 Speaker 4: That's why said I was the dad was in there. 754 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,879 Speaker 4: That's not a girl. 755 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,840 Speaker 1: That's when we interviewed that told the story about the 756 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 1: sheets with the ship and the comforter Medina. No, it 757 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,400 Speaker 1: was back in the day when we used to be 758 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: the Loudspeakers ship. Who was it? 759 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,440 Speaker 4: It was a podcast. 760 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,960 Speaker 1: We interviewed two guys and he talked about how he 761 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,640 Speaker 1: pulled his dick out and he was like, it was 762 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,480 Speaker 1: on the sheets, then it was on the comforter, it 763 00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:07,800 Speaker 1: was on the mattress protector. 764 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:08,759 Speaker 4: You don't remember that? 765 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,799 Speaker 1: I think what the dads in both ties? Yes, damn, 766 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 1: I can't believe you remember that. Yeah, what was the 767 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 1: messiest sex you ever had? 768 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 5: Was it you were in I don't really be having 769 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 5: a lot of messy sex because I've lucked out that 770 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,560 Speaker 5: most of the times when I'm topping or bottom and 771 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,879 Speaker 5: the other guy prepares well or I prepare I've had 772 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 5: some instances where like the dude didn't prepare well. 773 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,719 Speaker 4: Which is this thing. 774 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,960 Speaker 5: I have a big dick, and I'm not saying that 775 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,640 Speaker 5: the brag, although I am killed the game yard eight 776 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 5: inches and it's thick, So I have a big dck 777 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 5: and I sent pictures of my dick to people all 778 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,319 Speaker 5: the time. 779 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm killing the game, bro. And but the thing 780 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:46,759 Speaker 4: about it. 781 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,920 Speaker 5: Is sometimes dudes don't realize how big it is until 782 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,919 Speaker 5: and then they don't they don't prepare well enough for it, 783 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,040 Speaker 5: and then it's like, and I've had it happen to 784 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,400 Speaker 5: this one dude who was hot, but it was like, 785 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,640 Speaker 5: as soon as it happens, immediately, I don't want to 786 00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,280 Speaker 5: fuck anymore. 787 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 1: As soon as you smell us ship. 788 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 4: It was exactly, I don't want to. It don't matter 789 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,799 Speaker 4: how hard you are, I don't want to. You can't 790 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 4: get hard, not even I can't get hard. It's not 791 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,920 Speaker 4: my int anymore. And it's like it's just are you 792 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,239 Speaker 4: able to pound somebody? With a dick that big, and 793 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 4: when you. 794 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,080 Speaker 5: Can yeah, sometimes does it make you feel like, damn no, 795 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 5: I think it's hot whatever, I don't care. 796 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,480 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a buota hole be opening up. 797 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,920 Speaker 4: Do you hate having to have fun because you got 798 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,359 Speaker 4: a big dick? 799 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,240 Speaker 5: Sometimes? Yeah, that's why. Sometimes I just I just body 800 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,879 Speaker 5: just because it's like I don't want to deal with them. Yeah, 801 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:28,759 Speaker 5: you don't know how too. 802 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,480 Speaker 1: My best friend has a big dick, and he'd be 803 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,960 Speaker 1: talking about that ship too, and then he'd be like, 804 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,520 Speaker 1: damn sometimes when I go all the way, and I'd 805 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,080 Speaker 1: be like, hold on, no, all right, this one is. 806 00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,560 Speaker 1: It is about three the unexpected facial. I was in 807 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 1: a threesome with two guys who happened to be friends. 808 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,359 Speaker 1: One of them insisted I suck his dick while riding 809 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,200 Speaker 1: the other one damn it something a good time. He 810 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,920 Speaker 1: pushed my head really hard into him right as he 811 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,200 Speaker 1: was about to come, which made me choke and pull away. 812 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,920 Speaker 1: This made all of his come spray onto his friend's 813 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 1: face and some got in his mouth. And I always 814 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 1: wonder if their friendship sobo spur bitch. I would love 815 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,200 Speaker 1: to see straight. 816 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,520 Speaker 4: I'm wondering. Okay, wait if she I'm trying to think 817 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,480 Speaker 4: of that riding right. Yeah, so if she moved. 818 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,120 Speaker 5: On his face, Wait, that means he must be a shooter, 819 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,360 Speaker 5: because that's that's even even that that's and I love that. 820 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, probably cool. I mean if they if they smash and. 821 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 3: They're smashing together, I feel like, nah, I don't think 822 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:27,960 Speaker 3: niggas like that. 823 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,280 Speaker 1: I think when you don't. 824 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,279 Speaker 5: Think he liked it, but I don't think it sucked 825 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,040 Speaker 5: up their friendship. 826 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,399 Speaker 1: Not I would try to like, I mean, i'd be like. 827 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,080 Speaker 4: Hold on, I mean, but men is toxic. What happened afterwards? 828 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm mad that the story ended there. 829 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,520 Speaker 1: The rest, but he should have been a real bitch 830 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,720 Speaker 1: and licked it off his face. 831 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,839 Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. That would have been hot. 832 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 4: That would have been maybe you could. 833 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,759 Speaker 5: Have got some kids. Are these people just write in Yeah, 834 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,359 Speaker 5: this is on buzzby. Oh so I tell you more 835 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:55,880 Speaker 5: than information? 836 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,800 Speaker 2: No, okay from Chocolate fourteen? 837 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 5: So okay talked at fourteen? Tell us what happened afterwards? 838 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,080 Speaker 5: DM the show? 839 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,640 Speaker 1: Okay, Ill, it was my I'm sorry, I just read 840 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 1: this one a little bit. It was my thirty eighth 841 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,720 Speaker 1: birthday and my friends and I took a bartender home. Okay, 842 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,439 Speaker 1: that's kind of fun. After things got hot, the dude said, 843 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,200 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm really into getting eaten out now. 844 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,360 Speaker 1: My homegirl wasn't having it, but I'd done it before 845 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,760 Speaker 1: and this guy was great a beef. So I decided 846 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: he was on his back, she was sitting on his face. 847 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,280 Speaker 1: So I started working from his balls to his ass, 848 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 1: and finally, as I went to town, he literally got 849 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,040 Speaker 1: so excited from eating my friend out. He started and 850 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,799 Speaker 1: he shouted, in my mouth, ain't. 851 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,919 Speaker 2: No motherfucking way. 852 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:39,839 Speaker 4: Oh. 853 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,520 Speaker 1: I immediately sterilized my mouth with vodka and I left. 854 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,400 Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of them since he ain't. 855 00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 2: No motherfucking way. A shark in your mouth? 856 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,800 Speaker 1: That's like breathing hard. That's nasty. 857 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 4: Oh that's girls, that's the thing about that's they met. 858 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,720 Speaker 5: Like, if you were gonna do any type of stuff 859 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 5: with your with ainal, stop you of douce and clean out. 860 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,560 Speaker 4: I don't care what you don't know what to do? One, 861 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,239 Speaker 4: why are you asking for it? If you know? 862 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,759 Speaker 2: Ew he probably had a burrito that dal song. 863 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,240 Speaker 1: He had to have Mexican food. I mean, he probably 864 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,279 Speaker 1: didn't know he was about to how you out here show. 865 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,600 Speaker 4: But also why asked me to eat your ass? You 866 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:18,919 Speaker 4: know what? 867 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,080 Speaker 1: They probably because they didn't know each other. He's like, yeah, no, 868 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:22,759 Speaker 1: fuck that. 869 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,799 Speaker 4: I know. Like, I don't want no one going near 870 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,720 Speaker 4: my ass if it's. 871 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,480 Speaker 3: Not It's like if I if I drank my coffee 872 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,160 Speaker 3: and it came out a certain way that morning, stay 873 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,200 Speaker 3: away from my asshole. 874 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,319 Speaker 1: Okay, this one is interesting, and I'm curious to know 875 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,759 Speaker 1: if you ever knew anyone that happened to I was 876 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,359 Speaker 1: friends with a guy and we had benefits. One day 877 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,080 Speaker 1: we were getting a little freaky. Finally tried anal and 878 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,680 Speaker 1: I accidentally on his dick. Now say it, not saying 879 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 1: huh this wait, no, sorry, this is part of the 880 00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:01,040 Speaker 1: first strikes. This isn't the worst part. For months, he 881 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,080 Speaker 1: had an infection in his dick. Because of it, I 882 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,919 Speaker 1: feel awful. And it was five years ago. Oh no, 883 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 1: do you know anyone who got infected? Because that makes sense, 884 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,320 Speaker 1: it does make sense, But no, thank god, I'd be 885 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,800 Speaker 1: I'd be using. Look, I love that for you. 886 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,480 Speaker 2: You do everything else dangerous, but you're like, I'm gonna 887 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,480 Speaker 2: be protected. 888 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,279 Speaker 5: In this danger and before I get tested every three months, 889 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,640 Speaker 5: I literally just got tested two weeks ago. 890 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,560 Speaker 4: You boy, Like I get tested every three. 891 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 5: Months because I know I'm out here being wild, I mean, 892 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,720 Speaker 5: but that doesn't get tested more often. 893 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,640 Speaker 4: Like after I do crazy, I'm like, ooh, girl, let 894 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 4: me go to a Washington. 895 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,719 Speaker 2: Heights apartment with. 896 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,320 Speaker 1: I've definitely had sex so well where I was like this, 897 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 1: this feels like what syphilis would be. 898 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I had sex. 899 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,520 Speaker 5: I had sex with the dude, and this is this 900 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,560 Speaker 5: is I regretted it, but he was The sex was good, 901 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,000 Speaker 5: but his apartment was so terrible, like just the most 902 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:50,760 Speaker 5: it was dirty. 903 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,920 Speaker 3: It was why you was so fucked somebody if their 904 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,960 Speaker 3: apartment is filthy, because to me, that's indicative of themselves. 905 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,160 Speaker 5: Like I said, I was young, this is off the 906 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 5: twenty two twenty three yo. I got tested the next 907 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 5: day because I was. 908 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,560 Speaker 2: Like, why would you even still suck him? 909 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,320 Speaker 4: Because I was dumb. We all know I am dumb. 910 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,440 Speaker 4: I mean, I am not. I'm I don't do as no, 911 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,600 Speaker 4: that's not true, but I don't do as far. I 912 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:24,520 Speaker 4: was okay this story, this story I did get I 913 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:33,279 Speaker 4: got saved by my yes Lord. I love pushing out here. 914 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,400 Speaker 4: That's my paster of this episode. That's why is a 915 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:40,839 Speaker 4: great name. 916 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,839 Speaker 5: I got saved by my apartment because my apartment has 917 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,520 Speaker 5: We all have buzzes in our apartment, but mine's has 918 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,320 Speaker 5: like the thing buzzers like you well off, yeah, but 919 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,719 Speaker 5: mine's has like a video camera so you can see 920 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,200 Speaker 5: the picture of the person that you're buzzing. 921 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:56,720 Speaker 4: Inep. 922 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,880 Speaker 5: So I'm talking to this dude on grinder. It's like 923 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,399 Speaker 5: three in the morning, and this is during the winter, 924 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,480 Speaker 5: so it's cold as fuck. It's not cold, but you know, 925 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,000 Speaker 5: it's winter. Sometimes this dude we're sending making picture back 926 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,839 Speaker 5: and forth each other. I'm horny, I'm about to get 927 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,799 Speaker 5: I have a fight the next day. So I'm up 928 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,399 Speaker 5: and I'm like, okay, hey, come over. So I set 929 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,640 Speaker 5: on my address. He comes over and he buzzes, and 930 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,600 Speaker 5: I'm still talking on grind. I go to the buzzer 931 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,600 Speaker 5: and I see this shirtless dude like this, this homeless 932 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,320 Speaker 5: can do the shirtless, no shot, probably no shoes on. 933 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,680 Speaker 5: So I'm like, oh, okay, this isn't for me. So 934 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 5: I just don't answer and I keep back text him. 935 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,560 Speaker 5: He's like, hey, I just buzz. 936 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,680 Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, okay, buzz again, and then he buzzes 937 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,440 Speaker 4: again and it's the same. 938 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 5: Dude, and it's like an intercom system. So I'm like, yo, man, 939 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,840 Speaker 5: what's up. He's like we're talking on Grinder. I'm like, okay, 940 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,719 Speaker 5: why don't you have a shirt? And he was like, 941 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,279 Speaker 5: oh yeah, I just got back from the store. I'm like, 942 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,080 Speaker 5: that's not the question I asked you. Why don't you 943 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,400 Speaker 5: have a shirt? And he's like, oh, I live in Midtown. 944 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,520 Speaker 5: I'm like, you are not answering the questions that I'm 945 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,880 Speaker 5: asking you. Why don't you have a shirt? 946 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,760 Speaker 4: From Gateway Drugs? He could not, and then he said, 947 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,680 Speaker 4: I just got to take a shower. 948 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,320 Speaker 2: Oh nah, he was homeless. 949 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,520 Speaker 4: Yes, it was a homeless dude on Grinder. 950 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,680 Speaker 2: Did you like him? 951 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:15,759 Speaker 4: Of course not? 952 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,239 Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. 953 00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 1: I didn't know where that was because of course I 954 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,919 Speaker 1: didn't think you'll see an attractive homeless. 955 00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,279 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I look. 956 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,040 Speaker 5: He gave him on my number and then I realized 957 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,040 Speaker 5: he didn't have a phone, so I was never when 958 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,600 Speaker 5: we talked to me, I'm like, oh girl, his phone was. 959 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,120 Speaker 1: Especially in l A. 960 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:35,560 Speaker 5: Yeah. 961 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,080 Speaker 1: I don't just get like dumped in California because the 962 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,759 Speaker 1: weather and there's so much homeless. 963 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,759 Speaker 4: People I saw fine due to take a shower like 964 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,759 Speaker 4: with the holes. You know what. 965 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,440 Speaker 5: It was in Santa Monica. It was in Santa Monica. 966 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,359 Speaker 5: It was by west Side Comedy It was a Santa 967 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,160 Speaker 5: Minchael west Side Comedy club. And I was walking, I 968 00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,799 Speaker 5: was leaving the comedy club and there was this shirtless dude. 969 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,680 Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, he's kind of fine, and then he started, 970 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,400 Speaker 5: what what's happening? And then I realized he was taking this. 971 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,000 Speaker 5: He was like showing himself off. 972 00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:04,479 Speaker 4: Girl. 973 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,000 Speaker 5: I was like, oh no, oh no it was he 974 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:12,319 Speaker 5: was like, no, yo. If I was doing better at 975 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,000 Speaker 5: the time, I was drugging myself. I lived in a 976 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,520 Speaker 5: one bedroom. 977 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,560 Speaker 4: You would you would have took him home and took 978 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,759 Speaker 4: him home and use your Here's the thing. If I 979 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,480 Speaker 4: was doing better at the. 980 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,040 Speaker 1: Time, I don't want like being on whatever. I guess 981 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:24,520 Speaker 1: on the house. 982 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,520 Speaker 4: Who knows what's correct, But it's homeless drugs, drugs, drugs 983 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,680 Speaker 4: is a no. Yeah yeah, But. 984 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,840 Speaker 1: I always think about who could play that game. But 985 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,759 Speaker 1: she cleaned that nigga up. He did have a job, 986 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,640 Speaker 1: he was fixing her car. But she cleaned him up 987 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:41,080 Speaker 1: and ship and I'll be like you it depends how fine. 988 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,000 Speaker 4: Yeah I have. I'm not gonna lie. Like if this 989 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,319 Speaker 4: dude was fine, like he was okay looking, but if 990 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,640 Speaker 4: he was like a ten girl out of. 991 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,600 Speaker 1: The game, he was a switter way too warning. 992 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,279 Speaker 5: Yea he was. 993 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,919 Speaker 4: He was like he was like a six six point 994 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,080 Speaker 4: five last one before, Man, that's not fun. 995 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,440 Speaker 1: This is a threesome. One decided to give my friend's 996 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,719 Speaker 1: man a blow job. It was his birthday and we 997 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:08,040 Speaker 1: were deciding to get really dirty. I occasionally get lockjaw, 998 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 1: but when I was giving this man a blowjob, he 999 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,680 Speaker 1: was so big and dirthy. My jaw started to hurt 1000 00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,040 Speaker 1: and I thought, fuck it, I'll keep going. It got 1001 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,279 Speaker 1: to the point where I couldn't open my mouth wide 1002 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,520 Speaker 1: enough to get his dick out, so he had to 1003 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 1: pry my mouth open. 1004 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:26,600 Speaker 4: With his fingers. So I'll terrified. 1005 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,360 Speaker 3: The guy that was getting Yes, So I've had lockjaw 1006 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 3: before and this is probably like, I have this awful 1007 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,760 Speaker 3: experience with the dentist. 1008 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,000 Speaker 2: So I had my wisdom teeth pulled out and. 1009 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,479 Speaker 1: It was the worst. 1010 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,440 Speaker 3: So not only was that super painful, they like cut 1011 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,200 Speaker 3: some nerve in my tongue. So first off, I didn't 1012 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,920 Speaker 3: feel my tongue and I was nervous. So the next 1013 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,880 Speaker 3: morning after the dentist appointment, I wake up and my mouth. 1014 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,440 Speaker 4: Like was just like this. 1015 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,960 Speaker 2: I couldn't I literally couldn't open it. 1016 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,960 Speaker 3: So I went back to the justicist. I said, y'all, 1017 00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,120 Speaker 3: my mouth, my mouth is not opening. So literally what 1018 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,960 Speaker 3: I had to do for three days. They gave me 1019 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,160 Speaker 3: these woodsticks and I literally just had to start stacking 1020 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,640 Speaker 3: them in my mouth to slowly open, like my mouth, 1021 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,400 Speaker 3: how are you eating a straw? And literally until my 1022 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,400 Speaker 3: mouth could open. My jaw was literally close for like 1023 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,719 Speaker 3: two days, and literally while I was watching TV, I 1024 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,319 Speaker 3: just had to keep sticking like wooden like popsicle stick 1025 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,439 Speaker 3: so my mouth open. 1026 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,680 Speaker 2: That ship is real and you literally cannot open your mouth. 1027 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,400 Speaker 4: Yo, that's terrible. That's why I always feared. 1028 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,880 Speaker 3: Literally like your mouth would be like this and you 1029 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,680 Speaker 3: try to open it, and it was like and literally 1030 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,319 Speaker 3: my jaw would not open. 1031 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,359 Speaker 5: That's why I don't like like sometimes if a dud 1032 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,719 Speaker 5: don't know how to se like dick and he's like 1033 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,880 Speaker 5: biting every now and then I'm like, okay, let's get 1034 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,800 Speaker 5: let's just because I don't I don't want to. 1035 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:46,279 Speaker 4: I don't. 1036 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,040 Speaker 2: That's a real thing that lock. 1037 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,279 Speaker 1: When I read that, I was like, well, you have 1038 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,680 Speaker 1: a big, big so let's see what happens to you. 1039 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 1: Oh man, this is actually a really good one for a. 1040 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,839 Speaker 4: Came to be here. I'm sorry, it's okay, but it's true. 1041 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,680 Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait wait, sorry group sex tips, because all 1042 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,080 Speaker 1: of these are horror stories, I'm gonna read you the 1043 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,319 Speaker 1: best tip that I felt like I saw on here. Okay. 1044 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,600 Speaker 1: This is from a Bustle magazine article. In it says, 1045 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,080 Speaker 1: obviously there's no right way to have it, but it 1046 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:22,359 Speaker 1: says to ask several people or be the puppet master. 1047 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,480 Speaker 1: So start telling them how about your here, you go here, 1048 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,759 Speaker 1: you be there, And apparently the best way to have 1049 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,520 Speaker 1: sex is if you're the one that is the one 1050 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,239 Speaker 1: who's wanted the threesome. Start learning how to take the 1051 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:40,120 Speaker 1: dominant role in putting people into position. If you're at 1052 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,800 Speaker 1: a sex party, ask several people to let you be 1053 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,760 Speaker 1: the center of attention for a few minutes and basically 1054 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:49,120 Speaker 1: you can close your eyes, immerse the feeling of you 1055 00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,360 Speaker 1: having multiple hands, multiple mouths on you, and then you 1056 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,840 Speaker 1: start directing them to each other. That would establish your dominance. 1057 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,279 Speaker 4: I like that. 1058 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think group sex is always it's like you 1059 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,319 Speaker 5: used to have a conversation beforehand about like what you're into, 1060 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,400 Speaker 5: what you like, because it's like for both parties. 1061 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 3: I think group sexes work best for me spontaneously. 1062 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I will tell you a lot about this 1063 00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,360 Speaker 4: group sex I had that was so mediocre. 1064 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,880 Speaker 2: It was what made mediocre. 1065 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,080 Speaker 4: Okay, so it was this is not my I I 1066 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,480 Speaker 4: just this is not my new place. I'm a studio apartment. 1067 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,200 Speaker 2: You a job. 1068 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,800 Speaker 3: You have a lot of time to have sex with 1069 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,520 Speaker 3: a lot of people. It doesn't just he's a comedian, 1070 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,520 Speaker 3: Like would you be working a lot or you be 1071 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,799 Speaker 3: having a lot of time off work? 1072 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,120 Speaker 4: Are you doing stand up? 1073 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,279 Speaker 2: Because he you just got top for a lot a 1074 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,000 Speaker 2: lot of sick. 1075 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,960 Speaker 4: Because I have sex tour a lot, like I work 1076 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:45,480 Speaker 4: all the time. 1077 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,640 Speaker 2: You know you Scottie out here? 1078 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,439 Speaker 4: I did not know is that night girl? 1079 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,959 Speaker 2: So you do all this sex though during the day. 1080 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:55,000 Speaker 4: A little girl. 1081 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:59,160 Speaker 5: They just as you could have sex after shows. Promoters 1082 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:06,800 Speaker 5: keyboards dot com the tickets. You do be in a 1083 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,360 Speaker 5: lot of cities. 1084 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,240 Speaker 4: I do be a lot of city. I'm doing Austin 1085 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,160 Speaker 4: Bay area, Indianapolis. 1086 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,120 Speaker 2: And that which city got the best host. 1087 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,080 Speaker 4: Hell no, honestly some of the best. This is gonna 1088 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,080 Speaker 4: be weird Wisconsin, and I know. 1089 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,960 Speaker 5: You'll like cont The hottest dude to date that I've 1090 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,840 Speaker 5: had sex with was in Wisconsin. 1091 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:29,800 Speaker 4: What what? 1092 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:40,680 Speaker 5: What's Wisconsin Wisconsin state? It's Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin. It's just 1093 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,160 Speaker 5: it's like, it's just like all these places where it's 1094 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,600 Speaker 5: like kind of Wisconsin. 1095 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,799 Speaker 4: You know what. Maybe they don't know how. 1096 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,359 Speaker 1: Cities there's so many hot people in a small town 1097 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,480 Speaker 1: and you see some hot people. 1098 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,480 Speaker 4: And be like, I'm St. Louis too. 1099 00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,719 Speaker 3: I only know about ice fishing there, and I only 1100 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,200 Speaker 3: know that because Jack mentions it in Titanic in Wisconsin. 1101 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:08,640 Speaker 3: I thought about Jack Marlow, No, Jack from Titanic, he 1102 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,520 Speaker 3: talked about Wisconsin, Wisconsin. 1103 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,600 Speaker 1: It does say that you should find the right group 1104 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:18,560 Speaker 1: size for you. People suggest threesomes. Also another thing, be 1105 00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,840 Speaker 1: careful about interrupting. I actually really like this one. People 1106 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,120 Speaker 1: naturally will start to pair off in a moment, and 1107 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,320 Speaker 1: you should be thoughtful about approaching it and ruining the vibe. 1108 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,840 Speaker 1: Try to enjoy it, let them be in the moment 1109 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,880 Speaker 1: and come back to it later. I like that because 1110 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,680 Speaker 1: I do think in threesomes, people feel like they have 1111 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,040 Speaker 1: to do something and. 1112 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:43,160 Speaker 4: You don't always I think, yeah, yeah, was so bad. 1113 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,520 Speaker 5: Was it was like during the day threesome, right, and 1114 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,400 Speaker 5: it's like I've never had that. If you have during 1115 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,400 Speaker 5: the day, it's safe to say that you're you're a degenerate, like. 1116 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,279 Speaker 4: To exactly. So these do two dudes were they. 1117 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,120 Speaker 5: Were too millennial. I think they were youngerdue it was 1118 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,399 Speaker 5: like probably twenty three, twenty four. They were younger dudes. 1119 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,600 Speaker 4: They kept they were like so polite. 1120 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,439 Speaker 2: They were on spring break. I don't forget I asked. 1121 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,759 Speaker 5: They were just so polite, Like everything they did was like, 1122 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,040 Speaker 5: oh do you like, are you okay with this? 1123 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,680 Speaker 4: Are you? They were just so boring. They were so boring. 1124 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,080 Speaker 1: I'm not understanding now you just want to choke some right, 1125 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm like if they were, they was asking if I 1126 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,880 Speaker 1: can say that's not the key, no, but they were alright. 1127 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,840 Speaker 4: They were just doing everything. 1128 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,720 Speaker 5: Like there's a there's a respectful way to be disrespectful. 1129 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,600 Speaker 5: Excuse me, and they were just like, really, it. 1130 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,160 Speaker 4: Was too much. 1131 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,080 Speaker 5: It was too they were so boring. I'm like, y'all 1132 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,759 Speaker 5: should go together, like y'all go was so boring. They 1133 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,000 Speaker 5: was they were so boring. After after the sex, I 1134 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,600 Speaker 5: went to go see La La Crocodile, that kid's movie. Okay, 1135 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,920 Speaker 5: I went to see it afterwards, Yeah, but it was 1136 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,759 Speaker 5: still I came. 1137 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,919 Speaker 1: But it was also this is a good group, says 1138 00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:57,799 Speaker 1: being prepared to have a little bit of fomo. Don't 1139 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,279 Speaker 1: think that you're gonna have the best time ever with 1140 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,400 Speaker 1: your first one. You may experience jealousy, anxiety, and security, 1141 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,080 Speaker 1: but tried to sit with the feeling, accept it. Don't 1142 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,000 Speaker 1: get overwhelmed and start showing your feelings. Which I really 1143 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,280 Speaker 1: like this one because I've been in a three somewhere. 1144 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,279 Speaker 1: The girl was a getting mad and I was like, okay. 1145 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,759 Speaker 4: Bitch, Like yeah, a friend told me your story about that. 1146 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,200 Speaker 5: He was in a threesome with the girl and everything 1147 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,000 Speaker 5: was going good when the girl he was fucking was 1148 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,120 Speaker 5: getting attention, but then as soon as she started sucking 1149 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,360 Speaker 5: the other girl, the other girl started getting jealous. 1150 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,120 Speaker 4: It's three of us. Yeah, it's like I don't have 1151 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,120 Speaker 4: two dicks. You knew I was gonna have to eventuate else. 1152 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,080 Speaker 1: That is actually one. 1153 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,160 Speaker 3: It was a foursome. It was me and two of 1154 00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,680 Speaker 3: my homegirls, and we we fucked on this nigga in 1155 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:43,239 Speaker 3: Vegas and it was my homegirl's nigga, and he got 1156 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,239 Speaker 3: too intimate with one of the girls and she she 1157 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,400 Speaker 3: threw a yeah, she threw a fit, deering and I 1158 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,320 Speaker 3: was like, I got a three star get going. But 1159 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,439 Speaker 3: this was a foursome story. 1160 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,080 Speaker 2: But it wasn't even my nigga. I just joined in. 1161 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,520 Speaker 1: I really was just watching what I was eating pussy. 1162 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:02,839 Speaker 1: I shared this story. 1163 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,480 Speaker 2: This is when actually, ironically, she did the same thing. 1164 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,120 Speaker 3: She was on my face and sucking I think his dick, 1165 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,480 Speaker 3: and something happened and we all started laughing, and she 1166 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,400 Speaker 3: laughed that she farted, but I was I shared this story. 1167 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,640 Speaker 2: Yeah she parted, well, no, because it was just funny. 1168 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,760 Speaker 2: We was in Vegas. I was drunk as fuck anyways. 1169 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,120 Speaker 3: But no, my friend, whose dude it was, got real 1170 00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,520 Speaker 3: jealous that he was slow fucking our other homegirl, and 1171 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,319 Speaker 3: it turned so bad she ended up booking her flight 1172 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,600 Speaker 3: early to go back to l A. 1173 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,000 Speaker 2: And it ended horribly. 1174 00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,760 Speaker 1: I didn't care because I didn't care about anything. 1175 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:43,800 Speaker 4: I was like, because she was like, huh, like what happened? 1176 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,240 Speaker 5: What I mean, like, if you don't have a threesome 1177 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,160 Speaker 5: with your man or your woman. Y'all gotta discuss everything, 1178 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,239 Speaker 5: like what are you allowed to do? 1179 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,640 Speaker 4: What are you're not living? Because like, if you're gonna 1180 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,280 Speaker 4: be jealous, then don't suggest the threesome. 1181 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,279 Speaker 1: I think women do it obviously because the or to 1182 00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,799 Speaker 1: and the man gonna help you feel Like your home 1183 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,919 Speaker 1: girl was a little gay that like did you feel 1184 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,200 Speaker 1: like did you was there a moment where you're like, 1185 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,440 Speaker 1: I can't believe we're having a three somewhere? 1186 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,520 Speaker 3: Her in her man, Like it wasn't her man, it 1187 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,200 Speaker 3: was just one of her trick nextas but did you 1188 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,520 Speaker 3: Oh wow, she still got man and she still got mad. 1189 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,080 Speaker 2: Oh wait, so wait does this terrible? 1190 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:15,360 Speaker 4: Sorry? 1191 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,200 Speaker 1: What were they both saying? What was the girl getting fucked? 1192 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,120 Speaker 1: They ended up I don't even think they were. 1193 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,320 Speaker 2: They ended up being friends after that trip, Like she 1194 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:21,959 Speaker 2: left early. 1195 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,040 Speaker 1: It was just really awkward. 1196 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,440 Speaker 5: It was just really awkward, and I didn't really give 1197 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,000 Speaker 5: a fun like whispering her ear or something like that, 1198 00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:28,759 Speaker 5: like she he. 1199 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,040 Speaker 2: Was like it looked like he was making love with her. 1200 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,160 Speaker 3: And my homegirl got really really jealous in the moment 1201 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,799 Speaker 3: and then like cause the whole scene and we had 1202 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,360 Speaker 3: to leap. 1203 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,080 Speaker 4: Ye, So what you do get your panties off the side. 1204 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,759 Speaker 2: No I did. I was like, well, as long as 1205 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,120 Speaker 2: I get my poker chips, because he gave us some. 1206 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,200 Speaker 4: Poker chips were going up to the room. 1207 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:49,600 Speaker 2: No, I didn't funk. 1208 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,719 Speaker 1: I was just eating pussy that night. 1209 00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,759 Speaker 4: I was just a part of it. My home. 1210 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,640 Speaker 3: The home girl that was getting fun making up, she 1211 00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,840 Speaker 3: felt away and wanted to give me glass of the 1212 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:06,640 Speaker 3: poker chips because I didn't fuck. She was like, well 1213 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,360 Speaker 3: I fucked actually, and you, oh yeah, we had a 1214 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,560 Speaker 3: target bit you could. 1215 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:15,480 Speaker 5: Go she sounds toxic. You don't want to say dig. 1216 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,799 Speaker 5: You don't want to say poken chips. 1217 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,520 Speaker 3: You don't want to say The girl that was getting 1218 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,080 Speaker 3: the dig that was making love felt like because I 1219 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,879 Speaker 3: ain't fun, I shouldn't have got as many poker chips. 1220 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,440 Speaker 1: She didn't go through a bit of a shell. 1221 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:26,440 Speaker 4: It was. 1222 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,320 Speaker 1: Oh, man, bandy and weezy, Oh this is cute you 1223 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,560 Speaker 1: put in the special guest. I've been following y'all for 1224 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,480 Speaker 1: four years and I've listened to every single episode. I'll 1225 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,520 Speaker 1: say this is the first old man we ever got 1226 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,000 Speaker 1: with personal say hi to the guests as well. Yeah, 1227 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,400 Speaker 1: I've been following y'all for four years and listening to 1228 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,920 Speaker 1: every single episode on one of your loyal gay followers. 1229 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,840 Speaker 1: Although y'all usually talk about male and female sex, I 1230 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,680 Speaker 1: still learn a lot from you, especially when it comes 1231 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,000 Speaker 1: to dealing with these men. Anyway, my situation flash question. 1232 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,640 Speaker 1: I'm gay, so of course I used grind Her, and 1233 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,759 Speaker 1: as y'all know, this app is for random hookups. I'm 1234 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,640 Speaker 1: personally attracted to masks, men who a lot of times happen. 1235 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,000 Speaker 4: To be DL. 1236 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,080 Speaker 1: And one thing about DL, they're just not as clean 1237 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,200 Speaker 1: and hygienic as the fem gays. So, with this being said, 1238 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,239 Speaker 1: when I have these niggas over my house, you didn't 1239 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:16,319 Speaker 1: say niggas, but I get disgusted at them coming into 1240 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,279 Speaker 1: my bed, especially if it's just a random night when 1241 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,040 Speaker 1: i'stand maybe I have OCD. But I hate hosting men 1242 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,200 Speaker 1: because I have to wash all of my bedding the 1243 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,560 Speaker 1: second they leave. Do y'all feel me or do I 1244 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,600 Speaker 1: need to get over my OCD? If I'm being a 1245 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,279 Speaker 1: hoe and I want to have three different guys over 1246 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,040 Speaker 1: three different nights, this is mean I have to wash 1247 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,480 Speaker 1: my blankets three fucking times a week. I've heard people say, 1248 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,400 Speaker 1: use a fuck me sheet, and they'll just put it 1249 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,440 Speaker 1: over their bed when someone comes to fuck. But it 1250 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,360 Speaker 1: still feels dirty. 1251 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,960 Speaker 4: What's tea? Did you go to the house? 1252 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,000 Speaker 1: I mean maybe he feels safer with them come to 1253 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:45,399 Speaker 1: his house. 1254 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,120 Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't get murdered, or are you 1255 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,200 Speaker 4: gonna get murdered, that might be real. 1256 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000 Speaker 1: I think you need to If changing your sheets makes 1257 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,960 Speaker 1: you sleep better, you need to invest in multiple sheets. 1258 00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:01,960 Speaker 4: I do masculine men are dirty. 1259 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,080 Speaker 2: I don't like that either. 1260 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,920 Speaker 4: And that's like I mean, I masculine men too, and 1261 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,080 Speaker 4: a lot of them are clean as fie. 1262 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,239 Speaker 3: Well, well there's a narrative to that. Straight men don't clean, 1263 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,520 Speaker 3: and I don't have issues. 1264 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:12,920 Speaker 4: With a lot of my men. 1265 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,200 Speaker 5: I think his brain about I think I think he 1266 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,680 Speaker 5: just has O c D. I don't think it Madiga masking. 1267 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,360 Speaker 5: I don't think I think he just has so. 1268 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,600 Speaker 1: I think it's fine your O c D. Actually I 1269 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,520 Speaker 1: dated someone who was O c D. Old Bay was 1270 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,560 Speaker 1: O c D and super clean. 1271 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,600 Speaker 5: Here's what I would recommend, get your coin together, get 1272 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,120 Speaker 5: you a two bedroom and have a. 1273 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,600 Speaker 4: And then and then you don't got to worry about it. 1274 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,520 Speaker 2: That even New York yeah, telling someone to get a 1275 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:40,280 Speaker 2: two bedroom. 1276 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:40,360 Speaker 1: In New York. 1277 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,160 Speaker 4: I don't know where. I don't know where he's from. 1278 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,120 Speaker 5: If you win some small place, get it, get it, 1279 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,920 Speaker 5: get us, get a place with an office, and then 1280 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,240 Speaker 5: turn that office into a sex place. And then whenever 1281 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,840 Speaker 5: you invite strange niggas over, you don't bring them into 1282 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,919 Speaker 5: your You don't bring them. 1283 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,520 Speaker 3: Into When I lived in the Bronx, I would niggas 1284 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,600 Speaker 3: in my in my guest bedroom. 1285 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,800 Speaker 4: Yeah really, yeah, that's what I do when I'm on 1286 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,280 Speaker 4: the road. I have a sex bad. I have I 1287 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,240 Speaker 4: get two bads. I'm like, Yo, this is my beads. 1288 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,200 Speaker 5: I'm gonna sleep and lit my dreams, and this is 1289 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,360 Speaker 5: my bead where I'm gonna be a little hole in 1290 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:11,760 Speaker 5: the bed. 1291 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,600 Speaker 1: Wait, let's just make a cut. Do they want to 1292 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:19,760 Speaker 1: sit real quick? We got like five more minutes. We 1293 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:26,320 Speaker 1: almost wrapped. Okay, all right, did you work it? 1294 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,520 Speaker 4: Okay? Wait? 1295 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,240 Speaker 1: Where are we wrapping? 1296 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:29,880 Speaker 4: All right? 1297 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,280 Speaker 1: So basically our advice is, get your paper up, get 1298 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,200 Speaker 1: a second bedroom, my new sheets. 1299 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, just get a second bedroom. 1300 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,280 Speaker 5: You say, some money, and then you have a whole room, 1301 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,800 Speaker 5: and then you don't have to worry you to close 1302 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,520 Speaker 5: the door and whatever. The door is open, you're like, oh, sait, 1303 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,120 Speaker 5: I'm about to be hold you. Get your homeroom, get 1304 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,520 Speaker 5: your shirt on high point, get a. 1305 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,320 Speaker 4: Cute little hole room. 1306 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,280 Speaker 1: I like that room. 1307 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:49,920 Speaker 5: I like that. 1308 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,960 Speaker 1: Well they could you now they want to come see 1309 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,240 Speaker 1: a show? 1310 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,960 Speaker 5: Yes, if you want to come to CSL, go to 1311 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,080 Speaker 5: a keywoods dot com. Follow me on Instagram. I just 1312 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,760 Speaker 5: got ten k, which means nothing but thank you, thank you, 1313 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,600 Speaker 5: thank you. 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It's 1342 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:33,120 Speaker 3: Bonnie's Beaches come Back, It's Nick, It's Bonnie Is What's 1343 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,440 Speaker 3: want so on Wants song? 1344 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,080 Speaker 1: What accent is that? 1345 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:36,640 Speaker 4: Honey? What? 1346 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,200 Speaker 2: I don't even know? 1347 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,360 Speaker 1: You know black people that want to speak Spanish? I 1348 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,400 Speaker 1: have to play this clip for you. Y'all know I 1349 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:48,120 Speaker 1: love ninety dapis and last week I was crying, bitch, 1350 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,760 Speaker 1: listen how these niggas talk about secrets? 1351 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,000 Speaker 4: Okay? 1352 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,040 Speaker 5: Hold on speaking of. 1353 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:59,920 Speaker 4: Uh, speaking of. 1354 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,320 Speaker 2: Bitch, I was a krato on speaking of everybody's trying 1355 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:06,400 Speaker 2: to keep a crate toe up here? 1356 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,600 Speaker 5: Dog? You know what? 1357 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:08,040 Speaker 4: You know? 1358 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,880 Speaker 3: You know why I can't even really laugh at that 1359 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,600 Speaker 3: because everybody this week then laughed at me because on 1360 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,880 Speaker 3: my way to Atlanta, I was stuck on the wrong way. 1361 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,800 Speaker 3: So I'm telling people I was stuck on the wrong way, 1362 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,480 Speaker 3: but I know there's another word for runway. 1363 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,520 Speaker 4: So I was like, bitch. 1364 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,480 Speaker 2: I was calling it tamarack, but that's a. 1365 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,080 Speaker 1: It's a city in Florida. 1366 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,880 Speaker 3: And I was like, bitch, I've been stuck on the 1367 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,120 Speaker 3: tamarak for alpha And it was like, bitch the what hey, 1368 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,040 Speaker 3: where did you say that? I said, I said, bitch 1369 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,120 Speaker 3: the Tamarack. No, I was just telling it to my friends. 1370 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,200 Speaker 3: Then I reused the joke at the Atlanta show, but 1371 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,360 Speaker 3: I was like Tamarack, Like, why are. 1372 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:45,880 Speaker 1: Y'all looking at me? 1373 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,240 Speaker 2: It's timorrack. Y'all don't know what the timarack is. And 1374 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,840 Speaker 2: it was like, bitch a tarmac. 1375 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,120 Speaker 4: I said, bit y'all knew what the fuck? I mad? 1376 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:58,920 Speaker 3: That's what I thought something, But bitch, it's really a 1377 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,439 Speaker 3: city in Florida. So but you know, of course Tim 1378 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:08,400 Speaker 3: Red Florida is broward. Like I was like, shit, here 1379 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:08,640 Speaker 3: I go. 1380 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:13,440 Speaker 2: Trying to use another word. That's wrong. Okay, so wait 1381 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,600 Speaker 2: he dates a Spanish chick, so he thought that. 1382 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,760 Speaker 4: No, so there's a transit. Oh. Actually I reached out 1383 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,960 Speaker 4: to him. He said he would come on horrible. 1384 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,960 Speaker 1: So if anybody has been watching ninetyda Fiance the other way, 1385 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,600 Speaker 1: this is and y'all know I've been watching this about 1386 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:26,240 Speaker 1: five years now. 1387 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:26,800 Speaker 4: This is my shit. 1388 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,439 Speaker 1: There's a trans man on this season who I ain't 1389 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,000 Speaker 1: gonna hold you. Does not look like he used to 1390 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:37,160 Speaker 1: be a woman, but he had bottom sgty and he 1391 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,600 Speaker 1: is a really in depth conversation with his girlfriend about 1392 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:43,120 Speaker 1: what he can feel. He talks about the semen that 1393 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:46,600 Speaker 1: comes out, how it makes semen, and it was such 1394 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,800 Speaker 1: an educational conversation, and I posted on IG I said, bro, 1395 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,640 Speaker 1: all the years I've done Horrible, this is the most 1396 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:56,000 Speaker 1: I've ever learned about female to male transitioning. Because he 1397 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,640 Speaker 1: was so open with her, She's like, well, do you 1398 01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,480 Speaker 1: feel everything? What about when you come? 1399 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:01,560 Speaker 4: What kind of juices is it? 1400 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,720 Speaker 1: I can't even believe Nan let that shit air on TLC. 1401 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:10,520 Speaker 1: But he was so good at the conversation and talked 1402 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:14,640 Speaker 1: about how his penis feels more rigid than others because 1403 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:18,000 Speaker 1: he took the skin of his thigh instead of his arm, like, 1404 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,000 Speaker 1: because you have to use your skin to make the 1405 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,560 Speaker 1: bottom surgery. It's anyway, he said, he'll come out horrible, 1406 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,600 Speaker 1: but he is phenomenal on the show, just being open 1407 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,360 Speaker 1: about being a trans person and what it requires to 1408 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:34,080 Speaker 1: have a penis, you know, part of your bottom tender 1409 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:37,400 Speaker 1: tell yeah forever. So he talks about how he needed 1410 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:37,880 Speaker 1: a catheter. 1411 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:38,440 Speaker 4: How is youu? 1412 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,880 Speaker 1: Ethro wasn't working like it's in depth. So he as 1413 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:46,560 Speaker 1: a whole boy in Columbia and basically his girl was saying, 1414 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,640 Speaker 1: I don't like that y'all be talking his secret, and 1415 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,120 Speaker 1: the nigga was tired of the bitch talking about him 1416 01:03:51,120 --> 01:04:01,760 Speaker 1: in Spanish, and that's when he said, Okay, now. 1417 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:02,760 Speaker 4: There was a bit secret. 1418 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:03,800 Speaker 2: You know what's crazy. 1419 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,640 Speaker 3: By the way, I actually want to give a shout out. 1420 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:08,840 Speaker 3: There's a girl that I followed and she said that 1421 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,680 Speaker 3: she was She ended up having an actual conversation with 1422 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,000 Speaker 3: one of the Passport bros. For those of y'all who 1423 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,560 Speaker 3: don't know about the passport ros. They're mostly a group 1424 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,439 Speaker 3: of black men, Black American men that go to other 1425 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:28,200 Speaker 3: countries because they feel like American women suck, whether it's 1426 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,960 Speaker 3: traditional values, whether how they show up. But girl, she said, 1427 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,920 Speaker 3: she came across a passport bro who was talking about 1428 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:43,000 Speaker 3: like men's like their attraction to Columbia, specifically the Columbian women, 1429 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:47,200 Speaker 3: because when he was talking about their rates, you can 1430 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,560 Speaker 3: literally get a Columbian woman from anywhere from fifty to 1431 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,920 Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour or for 1432 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:55,560 Speaker 3: the evening. They're just really, really fucking cheap. And then 1433 01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,280 Speaker 3: of course it's fewed, but it spewed a whole thread 1434 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,040 Speaker 3: because technically, if you look at the cost of living there, 1435 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,560 Speaker 3: they can live well for five hundred dollars a month. 1436 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,000 Speaker 3: So when people were like doing the difference with the 1437 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,479 Speaker 3: cost of living in the US, they were actually saying, 1438 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,320 Speaker 3: even though those prices aren't a lot to us, those 1439 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,320 Speaker 3: are really high prices for how they're able. 1440 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,760 Speaker 1: To live in Colombia off of that money. 1441 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,800 Speaker 3: And I was like, I ain't even gonna hold you though, 1442 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,160 Speaker 3: I was like, I would love to get the pussy 1443 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:29,400 Speaker 3: price inflated across all these countries because niggas needs to 1444 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,560 Speaker 3: know it costs, and so to know that they can 1445 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,560 Speaker 3: go to another country and get some pussy for fifty 1446 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,720 Speaker 3: dollars is just a little crazy because that is less 1447 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:40,240 Speaker 3: than a two for twenty at Applebee's once you add 1448 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:44,160 Speaker 3: the drinks and the dessert. What I'm just saying again, 1449 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:49,280 Speaker 3: the billing applebee what's it called exchange and things like that. 1450 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,480 Speaker 3: By the way, by the way, inflation, we say two 1451 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,400 Speaker 3: for twenty, bitch, you know that, it's like it's two 1452 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,080 Speaker 3: for thirty two. 1453 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,280 Speaker 2: Now, like it's not even two for twenty. It's like 1454 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:57,800 Speaker 2: two for twenty. 1455 01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:58,000 Speaker 1: Sex. 1456 01:05:59,120 --> 01:05:59,640 Speaker 4: It's not two