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Speaker 1: Usually in the show we go by ourself and then
Speaker 1: we do the parlays and then we do the pump
Speaker 1: er dump. Today we're gonna do pump dump Stu. You
Speaker 1: know this because Will told you before. But we are
Speaker 1: gonna give you the games. You're gonna tell us whether
Speaker 1: the pumpet you're gonna take, the over you're gonna go under,
Speaker 1: all right, which is a dump. So first game, Chiefs
Speaker 1: at Ravens. No one thought the Chiefs would be here
Speaker 1: based on the way they were playing. But here we go,
Speaker 1: when again we have Patri Mahomes. Travis Kelsey scores two
Speaker 1: touchdowns against the Bills. They're looking incredible. They're doing their thing.
Speaker 1: A kick in the script obviously Bass he that thing
Speaker 1: was going right off the uprights, no win, but for
Speaker 1: some reason takes a hard right turn. The total points
Speaker 1: in that game is forty four and a half points. Stuve,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start with you. Let me know what you think.
Speaker 1: Forty four and a half. Are you gonna pump or dump?
Speaker 4: I'm dumping this game. I think it's going to be
Speaker 4: a very very tight game to score. I think people
Speaker 4: will go up and down the field. But I'm looking
Speaker 4: for field goals, field goals, field goals. I'm looking for
Speaker 4: a low scoring game in this game. I like under
Speaker 4: that total, you like you might like a game prop
Speaker 4: of over three and a half field goals one hundred,
Speaker 4: one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: That makes you feel good about that? Why?
Speaker 4: I just I just think that Andy Reid this time
Speaker 4: of year, probably he's the most underrated coach in the
Speaker 4: history of the NFL.
Speaker 5: He just knows what to do.
Speaker 4: And Spags is a champion, is a Super Bowl champion.
Speaker 4: Did it with the Giants, Now does it with the Chiefs.
Speaker 4: I think he's going to figure out a scheme to
Speaker 4: just control Baltimore. I think they'll go up and down
Speaker 4: the field. And I saw Baltimore all year. The first
Speaker 4: half they just don't show up. And then they play
Speaker 4: a great second half, or they don't they play a
Speaker 4: great first half and they don't play a great second half.
Speaker 4: They don't play four quarters. They play to win the game.
Speaker 4: They don't play to blow you out and score. And
Speaker 4: I think the Chiefs will just dump everybody, put everything
Speaker 4: in front of them, spy on Lamar, and I think
Speaker 4: it'll be a low scoring game.
Speaker 3: I don't hate that, and right now.
Speaker 4: The public is all over the over like they're betting
Speaker 4: the fucking over, like it's free money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's a free cash Like I'll go, I
Speaker 1: think I'm pumping this game.
Speaker 3: I'm taking the over. Jackson exactly.
Speaker 10: Sure.
Speaker 1: This season he's got more players on the outside. They're
Speaker 1: scoring a lot of points. The Chiefs now whether they
Speaker 1: worry going into the playoffs whether they can score points
Speaker 1: or not. But you saw him going back and forth
Speaker 1: a lot of field goals Chiefs versus Bills. But also
Speaker 1: they can put points on the board in an absolute hurry.
Speaker 1: They're very innovative the way the call the games. I
Speaker 1: just feel like for me forty four and a half
Speaker 1: versus two offense teams that when you when I say Chiefs,
Speaker 1: when I say Ravens, you think offense immediately.
Speaker 3: Chiefs seven had much the Chiefs said, had a whole
Speaker 3: lot of offense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really kicking it up a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Having not the receivers allern can catch.
Speaker 3: Again against Buffalo's defense, against a track team that came
Speaker 3: into zero degree weather. Yeah, so don't pass. What's your pick,
Speaker 3: I'm passing the mule.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna pump.
Speaker 1: Tough fat, but he doesn't want to give his answer
Speaker 1: what he has.
Speaker 11: Go ahead, I'm gonna pump this game. The reason I'm
Speaker 11: gonna pump this game, you gotta think about it. Last
Speaker 11: game Chiefs, they lost their safety Mike Edwards. Then they
Speaker 11: lost their linebacker, I want to say, Willie Gay Julian
Speaker 11: from Booten Right and Boten. So they got a lot
Speaker 11: of injuries and Buffalo showed that you can run the
Speaker 11: ball with the quarterback on the Kent City Chiefs. What
Speaker 11: I think I want to say Josh had was seventy
Speaker 11: five yards rushing that game, and they had one hundred
Speaker 11: and eighty three rushing yards together. But he had seventy
Speaker 11: five rushing yards. His longest was a thirty eight yard rush.
Speaker 11: And you got with Lamar Jackson, that's hard to stop
Speaker 11: if you already exposed them that you can run with
Speaker 11: the quarterback. Now you want to put a spy, you
Speaker 11: gotta have another person on defense.
Speaker 6: Spyed quarterback.
Speaker 11: That leaves Odell Zay, that leaves.
Speaker 6: Mark Andrews coming back.
Speaker 11: Hopefully he's coming back, but likely he has been balling,
Speaker 11: been putting points on the board. So I pumped this
Speaker 11: game because I feel like with the with Lamar Jackson
Speaker 11: out there putting the points on the board, making his
Speaker 11: team look greate as hell, and then Patrick doing what
Speaker 11: he did, getting his guys fired up, making sure they
Speaker 11: catching the ball. We're gonna need Travis Kelce to be
Speaker 11: out there to put points on the board.
Speaker 6: They're gonna have to have all them guys ball rice.
Speaker 11: I want to say. Then they got Justin Winson out
Speaker 11: there too. Them dudes gotta make plays because I feel
Speaker 11: like this is.
Speaker 6: Gonna be a high scoring game.
Speaker 11: They're gonna be putting the ball up in the air,
Speaker 11: They're gonna be running the ball. You got Pa Chuckle
Speaker 11: out there running like he's a Toy story character. So
Speaker 11: the game is gonna be. I feel like it's gonna
Speaker 11: be a high scoring game. I feel like these teams
Speaker 11: are gonna come out there, they're excited. They know this
Speaker 11: is only one game left to get to that Super
Speaker 11: Bowl and one of them got to be over top.
Speaker 11: And I feel like this is just gonna be a
Speaker 11: pump game. They're gonna be over forty four and a
Speaker 11: half points.
Speaker 3: You just blew your load in the first thing. No,
Speaker 3: it is so much information.
Speaker 6: I got a lot more.
Speaker 3: Just wait, Yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 5: I just got educated. Did you believe you're talking about
Speaker 5: fucking rug what he just said? I never heard it.
Speaker 5: You know it was fucking right you.
Speaker 3: Talk about you was talking about the Ravens. Don't show
Speaker 3: up and play four quarters. This is the number four
Speaker 3: scoring offense in the league, the number one scoring defense
Speaker 3: in the league. They put up thirty four, fifty six,
Speaker 3: thirty three, thirty seven, thirty four, thirty three, thirty seven,
Speaker 3: thirty one. They might put all those points up in
Speaker 3: the first half and rest in the second half, or
Speaker 3: like you saw him due last week against Houston, they
Speaker 3: started off with ten and then whoop the rest in
Speaker 3: the second half. Now, the reason I'm going I'm dumping
Speaker 3: this game is because you have the number one scoring
Speaker 3: defense versus the number two scoring defense. The Ravens could
Speaker 3: struggle scoring in the end zone. But again, I like,
Speaker 3: I like, I like this game to be about twenty
Speaker 3: four to ten, twenty four to ten, And I guess
Speaker 3: we'll save that pick for later from when that comes
Speaker 3: on the show. But to be I see to be
Speaker 3: the great. Yeah, both of those teams to hear it.
Speaker 5: Now, defense, and as a.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I'm putting in the over three and
Speaker 3: a half on field goals for the for the team.
Speaker 6: I like game.
Speaker 3: I like it. That's a good pick, all right less.
Speaker 1: Only game left Lions at the Niners Lions first time
Speaker 1: in the NFC Championships Night nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3: Your boy wasn't even born yet.
Speaker 1: The total points in that game is fifty and the
Speaker 1: half points. Mule, take a deep breath and tell us
Speaker 1: where you're going.
Speaker 3: Brother.
Speaker 11: I'm pumping this game as well. I'm pump, pump, pump
Speaker 11: all through the board. The only reason why I'm pumping
Speaker 11: this game is because the forty nine ers struggle with
Speaker 11: the Packers. The Packers put points on the board on
Speaker 11: the forty nine ers, and the Lions are not the Packers.
Speaker 6: They are better than the Packers.
Speaker 11: They got more receiver threats on the outside.
Speaker 6: You got Saint.
Speaker 11: Brown, you got Rentals, you got Gibbs, you got Montgomery,
Speaker 11: and then all we gotta do is man, Jared.
Speaker 6: Golf, please protect the ball.
Speaker 11: You got guys out there, you got Sad They gonna
Speaker 11: make plays that's gonna put poors on the board.
Speaker 6: On the board.
Speaker 11: Then you got the forty nine is the high power
Speaker 11: forty nine ers. I don't even have to say all
Speaker 11: them dudes' names. They can make plays. I feel like
Speaker 11: this is gonna be a high scoring game if it's
Speaker 11: not raining, because Brock cannot throw in the rain. We
Speaker 11: all saw that, so hopefully, if it's a great game,
Speaker 11: I feel like this game is gonna be over fifty
Speaker 11: points and that's why I'm pumping this game.
Speaker 3: Do we know the weather. I think it's like sixty five,
Speaker 3: so it'll be a clear day clear.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's clearing to double check with
Speaker 1: quick Yeah, okay, I don't know what to do, gotcha,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: This is one I feel much more confident in Terse
Speaker 3: Ravens being a dumb game this one. I feel what
Speaker 3: you're saying. But then there's a part of me that thinks,
Speaker 3: is Golf gonna show up since he's not indoors, since
Speaker 3: he's not in the dun he struggled before bears being
Speaker 3: one of those teams, and it is gonna be nice weathers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we got an update from seventy one, partly Claude,
Speaker 3: so it should be clear. It should be not a
Speaker 3: lot of action, Yeah, not action comfortable for Jared Goff comfortable.
Speaker 1: We seen Jared Goff in a dome compared to just
Speaker 1: being outside in general, who knows?
Speaker 3: Pump it, fucking pump it still Niners, I think put
Speaker 3: it together this weekend in lines, I think they continue
Speaker 3: to be the Lions pump So we'll get to that.
Speaker 4: Gotta dump this game like I ate a twin cheeseburg,
Speaker 4: a large riving Ella milk chick for fucking breakfast, and
Speaker 4: I'm on the fucking toilet for that first and second
Speaker 4: deuce of the day. Do you know something, By the way,
Speaker 4: talking about dumps, I take three to four poops a day.
Speaker 4: Do you really otherwise I'd be like Frank the Tiger.
Speaker 3: I think you're learning that three to four could be
Speaker 3: the healthy.
Speaker 5: It is he healthy, great metabolism. It goes through me.
Speaker 4: The reason I'm gonna dump on this game again is
Speaker 4: I think both teams are going to be tight. You
Speaker 4: have one game left to go to the super Bowl,
Speaker 4: and I think they're going to just run the fucking ball,
Speaker 4: run the fucking ball, run the fucking ball. And I
Speaker 4: think Detroit knows they cannot outscore Frisco. There is no
Speaker 4: fucking way. First of all, shout out Tom Kennedy. He's
Speaker 4: on the practice squad. He played football with my son
Speaker 4: Ryan Finer at farm Into High School, went to Bryant,
Speaker 4: was a lacrosse player, switched over the football, and he
Speaker 4: was two years ago.
Speaker 5: Through a touchdown pass on Detroit. It was fucking great.
Speaker 3: Is there a probat for him in this game.
Speaker 4: No, because he's still on the practice But fucking loved
Speaker 4: Tom Kennedy.
Speaker 5: It was really funny.
Speaker 4: Barstool came to my house and h Frank the Tank
Speaker 4: roasted Tom Kennedy in my pool.
Speaker 5: It was so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 4: And then TK threw the touchdown pass and Big Kagat
Speaker 4: and props you know, retweeted it. They got like nine
Speaker 4: million views on it. But I think this will be
Speaker 4: a low scoring game again against the grain, against the public.
Speaker 4: Everybody in their fucking mother's going.
Speaker 5: Over over over. I'm dumping rare roll. Let's go under
Speaker 5: under under, Where are you going?
Speaker 3: Where you're going? I'm dumping it. I think I'm switching.
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 3: You talked me into it the way you just talked
Speaker 3: about running football and Delane I said, he's getting me hard.
Speaker 4: But my confidences through my body into everyone and I
Speaker 4: normally can control.
Speaker 1: And Delaney also said that the destroy has a lot
Speaker 1: of receiving influences, and then he used David Montgomery, who
Speaker 1: is He's like Derek Henry can't catch the ball.
Speaker 3: So that's got there.
Speaker 1: They do a great job intermediate throws, and both these
Speaker 1: teams are going to both these teams are going to
Speaker 1: run the ball.
Speaker 3: You're going to run the ball.
Speaker 1: And I feel like the lion, the thing that's made
Speaker 1: off the field, time of possession, run the ball three
Speaker 1: yards and a cloud of dust.
Speaker 3: All right, pump, I'm going back to pump.
Speaker 4: I think both also in the red zone, their defense
Speaker 4: will excel.
Speaker 11: He Samuel fifty, but he gonna play because after that bullshit,
Speaker 11: what's it ain't said about him?
Speaker 6: It's old said, it's old.
Speaker 11: But Gardner Johnson was like, I can't go.
Speaker 6: You were running back. You ain't no receiver, you can't run.
Speaker 3: Routes, killing them routes, you get running round. I don't
Speaker 3: know what would you say.
Speaker 6: I don't watch him like that. I watched tight Ends.
Speaker 6: I watched tight Ends.
Speaker 11: I don't know who does I love? Yeah, I think
Speaker 11: he can play any position he wants. Quarterback, quarterback probably
Speaker 11: Derreck Henry can so. I mean, I'm sure he tackle.
Speaker 11: I mean the tackle that's a little We're gonna take.
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Speaker 3: the Baltimore fucking Ravens on defense. This is going to
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Speaker 3: you win the fucking football game. This is one of
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Speaker 11: Okay, over the last five beatings in seven years, the
Speaker 11: Ravens are one and four. Overall, they're four to seven
Speaker 11: against the Chiefs and the four of those games the
Speaker 11: Chiefs in the Ravens had their current quarterback, the Chiefs
Speaker 11: with Patrick Mahomes, He's three to one against the Ravens
Speaker 11: and Lamar is one in three against the Chiefs. Yeah, man,
Speaker 11: that is With that being said, Man, that is tough.
Speaker 11: You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So go Chiefs, I am.
Speaker 6: I'm going Chiefs not to.
Speaker 11: Win the game, but to cover the spread. Wow, you
Speaker 11: get one, I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So I am taking the Chiefs.
Speaker 6: And that reason why.
Speaker 11: I know that the Ravens is high power and the
Speaker 11: Chiefs is struggling on defense, and I feel like the
Speaker 11: Ravens will win this game, but I do not think
Speaker 11: they will beat them by four points. So I am
Speaker 11: taking the Chiefs to cover the fucking game about it
Speaker 11: being about.
Speaker 1: To boom stew, I don't know until excuse me, my
Speaker 1: voice is a little sorry long foot.
Speaker 4: Until Patty Mahomes is dead in a coffin and I
Speaker 4: go to the funeral and it's an open coffin and
Speaker 4: I see that he's dead. I am never picking against him,
Speaker 4: I am simil.
Speaker 5: I'm just not.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: Every sucker in their mother is on the Ravens right now,
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 4: Money, parlay cards, early money shops, public your mother, your grandmother.
Speaker 5: Your daughter. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: Also, I know people hate this. Taylor Swift is God.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is when we die, go to heaven. I
Speaker 4: don't think any of us are going to heaven, but
Speaker 4: someone's going to happen Taylor Swift. It is gonna be
Speaker 4: sitting there going Hi. It's the Taylor Swift world. We're
Speaker 4: just living in it. I think that's a factor. I
Speaker 4: think the referees and I think the NFL wants the
Speaker 4: Chiefs to go because more viewership, more money.
Speaker 5: Now is the NFL fixed?
Speaker 3: No, But I just said it was, Hey, no, did
Speaker 3: you have your conspiracy killing?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not into conspiracies, but I love conspiracies.
Speaker 4: On Boristool Sports Advisors Week one me Daydan big Cat,
Speaker 4: I picked three things to happen. My heart picks where
Speaker 4: the Jets Giants go into the super Bowl. That was
Speaker 4: a pure hand job. I was out of that game
Speaker 4: four plays into the Jets season. Then I had my money.
Speaker 4: I had the Bengals playing the Niners, with the Bengals
Speaker 4: winning the Super Bowl, and then Joe Burrow got hurt.
Speaker 4: My long shot, which is still alive, which was the
Speaker 4: Ravens playing the Lions.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take the voids with the cheese. I don't
Speaker 5: know what I just said.
Speaker 6: I couldn't use you.
Speaker 4: You're like what a student doing on the show. What's
Speaker 4: going on? You got free pros here and you got
Speaker 4: some jerk off that he's dancing a whole house.
Speaker 5: I like the chase. I love the chase.
Speaker 6: It's all change.
Speaker 5: Cheese, you choose, you gonna win? Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 5: but yes, I can't go after you.
Speaker 3: I'm going cheefs riding. So and let me be clear,
Speaker 3: I think the cheess are gonna win this game. Cheese
Speaker 3: are going to money line in the super Bowl again.
Speaker 6: You said Cheeze money line?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said.
Speaker 1: Chiefs money line because we're not doing underdog segment. But
Speaker 1: guess what I dispected underdog.
Speaker 3: Yes, the conspiracy is like the last how many years,
Speaker 3: I know what the colors of the Super Bowl, the
Speaker 3: theme of the Super Bowl has represented the colors of
Speaker 3: the teams that played in it. And this came out
Speaker 3: before the team show up. So right now, right now,
Speaker 3: it's what forty nine ers its purple Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's meaning you fucking jerk as. That's me like Jago,
Speaker 4: fuck your girls.
Speaker 11: You know what.
Speaker 5: She of course goes without saying, By the way, can
Speaker 5: I drop something right here to ahead?
Speaker 3: Drop it?
Speaker 6: Drop it?
Speaker 4: College gave it a year on Saturday stup fighter dot com,
Speaker 4: step fighter dot com, stupidery.
Speaker 3: Dot com, Steiner dot com.
Speaker 5: I want you gonna have it.
Speaker 3: I just had it, he whispered to me. No, I
Speaker 3: love that. You think you can whisper.
Speaker 4: Eleven thirty am on Saturday Eastern. I dropped this game
Speaker 4: Saturday last week.
Speaker 10: I won.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna win again.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Chiefs Chiefs, Ravens, Chiefs, thank you. Last game NFC Championship
Speaker 1: Lions Niners are favored at minus seven. I'm gonna think
Speaker 1: the Lions plus seven. I think the Niners are gonna
Speaker 1: win this game. I think it's going to be just
Speaker 1: like we're dumping it, just so we decided to dump.
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna run the ball. It's gonna be close.
Speaker 1: But at the end, the Chiefs have a chip. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. The Niners have a chip on their shoulder,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna get it done. The Lions haven't been here.
Speaker 1: I've already says, it's nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3: There. The whole city of Detroit is ecstatic. Right now.
Speaker 1: Eminem has literally come out of the closet of social
Speaker 1: media and is now tweeting all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: can't understand how the whole thing works.
Speaker 3: Just looks like me out there. So they're excited, and
Speaker 3: the Niners are standing on business. I'm taking.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the lions, but with the points still.
Speaker 4: Still to this day, when I think of Eminem, you
Speaker 4: just said it, shout out Bread, I fucking lockout.
Speaker 3: She was so hot, oh so hard.
Speaker 5: That was me in my dreams, bagging Bread.
Speaker 3: Do you do you lose your voice quickly? No? Okay,
Speaker 3: I was just checking died because we would have had
Speaker 3: to because we still at busting.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when I was like eleven or twelve
Speaker 1: and that movie came out never scene with Eminem and
Speaker 1: her and that little factory, I felt.
Speaker 11: Everybody you beat to ituking.
Speaker 6: Did you jack off to eleven? Okay?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 3: Could what could I have?
Speaker 11: What do you find?
Speaker 3: If I could? What I am? I did? You could
Speaker 3: have jacked off, dude.
Speaker 1: I was out there googling if you can even do
Speaker 1: yourself at eleven or twelve, trying to find out in
Speaker 1: the chat rooms.
Speaker 3: I was almost almost the statistic starting to fire.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 11: I was dingling dangle, laying it all over all over.
Speaker 4: My go to Jerikoff is Margot Robbie eating dua lipa.
Speaker 5: Shout out Margo, shout out doua.
Speaker 3: Does it get better?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no no.
Speaker 5: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: Did you.
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Speaker 13: merchant be likestu dot com.
Speaker 5: My heart is with the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 4: Love the Lions, love Tom Kennedy, love everything about Michigan,
Speaker 4: everything about Detroit. Right now, the numbers say they have
Speaker 4: no prayer, they have no shot because the percentage of
Speaker 4: bets are all on Detroit or Detroit. Taking the number
Speaker 4: makes sense. Take the number. But but but.
Speaker 5: Sharp money, the shop people, the people that that.
Speaker 4: Millions of dollars, the syndicates, all that money's on Frisco,
Speaker 4: all that money's on laying the number can't go against
Speaker 4: the shop money.
Speaker 5: That's all sad, Brad. I don't want it to happen.
Speaker 5: I hope it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: That's just you playing the end.
Speaker 5: But it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: That's just your experience with the game. Money follow the
Speaker 3: sharp money.
Speaker 4: Well, if the amount of bets, let's say a thousand
Speaker 4: people bet the game, okay, seven hundred and fifty bet Detroit,
Speaker 4: only two fifty bet Frisco.
Speaker 5: But the amount of money money bet is all on Frisco.
Speaker 4: That normally is a reverse and the shops and Frisco
Speaker 4: is the number Frisco wins.
Speaker 5: Now this year, that's been dog shit. This year, first
Speaker 5: time in forty four years, has not worked. But I
Speaker 5: die on my hill.
Speaker 4: I measure my success by the decade, not the week,
Speaker 4: but the year. This is my forty fifth year, forty
Speaker 4: fifth decades. I'm using it first co.
Speaker 5: That's what I got.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's all I died. I don't think
Speaker 3: I can hear all that.
Speaker 5: It's all I died.
Speaker 3: I can hear all that and not go San Francisco.
Speaker 3: That My heart was kind of up in the air.
Speaker 3: You kind of root for both teams. I do think
Speaker 3: the Niners put it together this weekend and everything you
Speaker 3: just said. I think I just fucking I'd be an
Speaker 3: idiot not to follow that. Well, I don't know about
Speaker 3: San Francisco. San Francisco forty nine ers minus seven at
Speaker 3: San fran They put it together and Brock Party does
Speaker 3: this to the fucking world, No. Nineties day of toime.
Speaker 6: Did you guys know that the lines used.
Speaker 11: To be caught Port Smith, Ohio Spartans. Yeah, nineteen thirty Yeah, yes, Okay,
Speaker 11: then they were brought by George A.
Speaker 3: Richardson.
Speaker 11: He purchased the Spartans in nineteen thirty four, moved them
Speaker 11: to Detroit and named.
Speaker 3: Them the Lions.
Speaker 11: Damn, did y'all know that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: I'm good, Okay, now let's get started. Look, they signed
Speaker 11: zach Ertz. The Lions have signed zach Ertz. They lost
Speaker 11: the last time they played to the forty nine ers.
Speaker 11: They lost forty one to thirty three. Golf is not
Speaker 11: the same when he play away. We all know that
Speaker 11: he is terrible when he plays away. Hopefully that's not
Speaker 11: the case. And they haven't been in this position in
Speaker 11: thirty two years. So with that being said, yes, the
Speaker 11: lines are going to be hyped up. They finally in
Speaker 11: the position and have a chance to go to the
Speaker 11: super Bowl. It's been a very long time.
Speaker 6: We know the history.
Speaker 11: When they started in shitty Ohio and moved to Detroit
Speaker 11: shitty or Detroit.
Speaker 6: So we get that slot going on with.
Speaker 11: This team, right and the forty nine Ers are struggling
Speaker 11: on offense right now. They lost Joe Tooney and McDuffie
Speaker 11: offensive lineman starters.
Speaker 6: That would be tough for them.
Speaker 11: If we say they're gonna run the ball, now, they're
Speaker 11: gonna be running the ball with second stream guys.
Speaker 6: That is a tough one.
Speaker 11: So with that being said, man, I am taking the
Speaker 11: Lions plus seven. I think the I know the forty
Speaker 11: nine Ers is gonna win the game, but I do
Speaker 11: not think they're gonna beat them. It's gonna be a
Speaker 11: very close game, like the Packers game, very very close.
Speaker 11: It's gonna come down to the last minute. A miss
Speaker 11: Field Gold or a Phield Gold is going to tell
Speaker 11: this game. So I'm going Lions plus seven. Baby, Wow,
Speaker 11: I don't know where you're going.
Speaker 4: History lesson, history lesson For a man so smart and
Speaker 4: so good looking and so talented, I've never heard so
Speaker 4: much bullshit in my life.
Speaker 5: The fuck who gets a fuck like thirty Jesus listen,
Speaker 5: it's it's my greatest sign of ever, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 4: I'm five four and three quarters five two inches shorting
Speaker 4: to be perfectly round. I'm like tits on a bowl.
Speaker 4: I'm just a fucking guy struggling in life.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wanna bee.
Speaker 3: That's with bees, and.
Speaker 5: It's an honor I had no I fucking love you guys.
Speaker 4: I never take it for granted. I'm some jerk off.
Speaker 4: That's somehow's here, shout it out.
Speaker 3: I love that.
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Speaker 9: No payba, Welcome to the championship. He slips Parlay weekend
Speaker 9: Segment Championship Sunday is upon us, which means it's time
Speaker 9: to make some more money. Last week was not a
Speaker 9: great week. Two out of three of my individual parlay
Speaker 9: the legs hit, the last one did not.
Speaker 6: And it just doesn't.
Speaker 9: Nothing seems to be going my way this year, honestly,
Speaker 9: except for this weekend and this parlay that I have
Speaker 9: right here, and it is Lamar Jackson over one and
Speaker 9: a half passing touchdowns. He got it last week he's
Speaker 9: getting it this week, Isaiah Piccheco. We saw why he
Speaker 9: runs hard. Go to Jack's Twitter and you find out
Speaker 9: why he runs hard. We're going over on his rushing
Speaker 9: and receiving yards and it's at eighty six and a half.
Speaker 9: And finally, the man who I don't know why I
Speaker 9: would ever bet against him in a big moment on
Speaker 9: a big stage, playing in front of a big name,
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Speaker 9: hundred and ninety one odds going into your Super Bowl week,
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Speaker 8: Fire fire, fire, that's a fire sale. I've ever heard one.
Speaker 8: And here I've got.
Speaker 7: I got three picks for you. They're juicy and they're
Speaker 7: right off the dome. And it's anytime.
Speaker 8: Tds in threes.
Speaker 7: First, Lamar Jackson anytime TD. Second, Christian McCaffrey anytime TD. Third,
Speaker 7: David Montgomery anytime TD. Jamior Gibs picked up the TV
Speaker 7: this past week, David Monty the week before. I'm feeling
Speaker 7: a resurgon for David Monty. So with that being said,
Speaker 7: I don't have the odds on it, but it's gonna
Speaker 7: be juicy. It's another fire sale. And now the team
Speaker 7: bet with the first leg being because we have two games,
Speaker 7: four teams life, you know, it's getting narrowed down where
Speaker 7: we're working what we got. But the first leg will
Speaker 7: be Ravens money line.
Speaker 9: Second leg forty nine Ers money line.
Speaker 7: You really take the spreads on any of these, it's
Speaker 7: spread like to pull your nuts out of your pants
Speaker 7: and drop on the table.
Speaker 8: But the final one is we're we're we're.
Speaker 7: Tailing stufiner dot com, stufiner dot com, sufiner dot.
Speaker 8: Com with the under in the Ravens Chief games.
Speaker 7: We think, dude, to these teams, they're juggernauts, they're offensive
Speaker 7: fucking warriors.
Speaker 8: They're the gods of the goal line. But there's gonna
Speaker 8: be a lot of field goals, is what Stu says.
Speaker 8: So we're taking the under. The uh, it's like.
Speaker 7: Plus something, but it's a lot. It's like the plus
Speaker 7: four eighty eight. So I take that and take it
Speaker 7: with every part of my soul. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 7: of logic behind it.
Speaker 9: Bonus bet for you to go along with this under
Speaker 9: Jadavion Clowney to record a sack is like plus two twenty.
Speaker 9: Clowny's getting a sack. It's all he knows how to do. Ever,
Speaker 9: since he came to the Ravens, he stepped up his game.
Speaker 9: We've seen the resurgence. Clown's getting a sack. That's your
Speaker 9: bonus bet.
Speaker 8: Bonus bet. You gotta love it, all right, final.
Speaker 9: Segment, Final segment, the ore, undefeated segment. Most of the time,
Speaker 9: the pick the rock em sock them, parlay pick them.
Speaker 9: This week, clearly by the colors, we're going Ravens and Chiefs. Yes,
Speaker 9: And just to put that out there, if this game,
Speaker 9: if this doesn't add up with the final results of
Speaker 9: the game, it doesn't count.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, for sure, all right, good luck. I actually
Speaker 8: love that.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 7: I love that because we've been heavy on the Ravens
Speaker 7: and all of other bets. Fuck it Chiefs money line, Actually, yeah,
Speaker 7: fuck it Chiefs money line, Chief's money line.
Speaker 8: And if it loses, you know why this rigged doesn't count?
Speaker 8: But cheers money line.
Speaker 3: Cheers money line, Jeese money line.
Speaker 9: Yeah, last one, second to last one of the year.
Speaker 9: Next week, we give you every Super Bowl pick you
Speaker 9: could ever imagine.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be too much, it's gonna be.
Speaker 9: Way too much money flying around. And remember you don't
Speaker 9: have to file your tab e for for these winnings
Speaker 9: from this weekend and next weekend. You don't have to
Speaker 9: file them for this year. You can wait until the
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Speaker 8: Dang, that's big brain pro tip. All right, cute the
Speaker 8: outro music