Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three seventeen, episode
Speaker 1: four of Dear Daily's Eye Guys Day production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And it is Thursday December fourteenth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. It is Miles, It is Thursday December fourteenth.
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Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien aka.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I've got agication. Trust me I've seen phones before.
Speaker 2: It's much too big too be a femur. It looks
Speaker 2: like a big dick and balls.
Speaker 1: Hey, what the heck's a dinosaur All in all, it's
Speaker 1: just a giant dick with hardballs, nail sticks, the landing.
Speaker 1: Blinky heck, the balls are so hard on the femur. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll keep doing. You guys, keep providing the guy who
Speaker 1: was confused and thought dinosaur bone was giant balls and dick,
Speaker 1: and I will keep singing them. Yeah, blinky heck. We
Speaker 1: can't cannot stop, and I won't stop. Who said that
Speaker 1: we won't won't be quoting that person. I'm thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined as always by my co host, mister Miles grat.
Speaker 3: It's Miles Gray aka pay me and later paid me
Speaker 3: so I can get that huge transaction huge tern for
Speaker 3: to durn dedurned dened.
Speaker 4: And that is Johnny Davis with a reference to show
Speaker 4: heo Tany's massive seven hundred million dollar contract. But he's like,
Speaker 4: give it to me later, yeah, just like me forever
Speaker 4: He's but you know, he said, I want to if
Speaker 4: I'm getting paid this much, I also have.
Speaker 1: To deliver on this, so we'll see. It's funny how
Speaker 1: like she's been new Bobby Bonia though, right, like he's
Speaker 1: getting paid two million dollars a year on a seven
Speaker 1: hundred million dollar contract. It's something, well, isn't it. Well
Speaker 1: it broke down a seventy eight years how it breaks down?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't I don't know when that when
Speaker 1: it's that many millions, I don't know what anything is anymore.
Speaker 1: You're on Sports Talk with Miles and Jack. The phones
Speaker 1: are lighting up. I don't know what anything is anymore. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm having an existential crisis world. Yeah, that's the collar.
Speaker 1: That's the collar. Oh okay, just because yeah, Tani Defern,
Speaker 1: all that money. I just it's like just capitalism even
Speaker 1: matters in my main frame operating system. Up to this point,
Speaker 1: What do I do? Miles? We got a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 1: We got one of the faces on Mount Zeitmoon, Green
Speaker 1: Jackets Out, The Green Jackets Out. It's a brilliant stand
Speaker 1: up comedian who you've seen on all the TV channels, MTV,
Speaker 1: Comedy Central and BC, True TV, Fuse. If you watch
Speaker 1: a lot of TV, you're very familiar with her work.
Speaker 1: Her first hour special, Live from the Big Dog, is
Speaker 1: available now on Live Nations Live Entertainment streamer Beats is
Speaker 1: Blair Socket, Blair God.
Speaker 5: It feels to me back. It feels like mountain air
Speaker 5: in my lungs.
Speaker 1: Your back's cool. And also if you take too big
Speaker 1: a sometimes it'll just make your lunge pop. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: gotta be careful, careful, that breath, work careful. What's new.
Speaker 1: It's been too long, been too long, way too long.
Speaker 5: It's been hiding from me. I'm trying to see my dogs.
Speaker 1: Over here, big dogs. I know, live from the big dog.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful to have you back. But what have you
Speaker 1: been up to? Where have you been?
Speaker 5: Oh? Lord, guys, I have been all over the goddamn place.
Speaker 5: I have been to every freaking state in this great nation.
Speaker 5: I was on the road like three weekends a year
Speaker 5: since January. I have one more date this weekend. But yeah,
Speaker 5: it's been Mayhem.
Speaker 1: Yeah what I mean, congratulations, Yeah, I mean you're doing
Speaker 1: some big, big venues almost let the people know, let them,
Speaker 1: let the people be blessed with the Gospel of Blair.
Speaker 5: Those are Anthony Jesseln shows.
Speaker 4: That are like and I know, but either way you
Speaker 4: got you know, with Anthony taking you, that's just a
Speaker 4: great that's just I mean, I was so I'm so
Speaker 4: excited for you. Yeah, I'm excited for you, the specials
Speaker 4: dope for all y'all who know Blair. You absolutely have
Speaker 4: to check out the standard again.
Speaker 5: You're gonna that's so nice.
Speaker 1: That's so much to me. It's it. You've seen this
Speaker 1: great nation, You've seen a million phases, You've rocked them all.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to report back? Well, what do
Speaker 1: you think? How's the nation doing? A? Plus?
Speaker 5: A plus plus?
Speaker 1: No country, no, no.
Speaker 5: No ideas on improvement. My main idea on improvement that
Speaker 5: sticks out in my head is I would like to
Speaker 5: ban loud cars and motorcycles.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe when aliens.
Speaker 5: Come down, I'll put that first on the list.
Speaker 1: The first time. Loud cars and motorcycles take the people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the people who have the loud cars, especially because you
Speaker 1: don't need them anymore. They don't. Those are speakers inside
Speaker 1: your engine that have been put there, that's true.
Speaker 5: Those people want to willfully disturb others, which I find abominable.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying. They want to disturb others with the
Speaker 1: thesis of we look at me. That's the only that's
Speaker 1: their whole reason for doing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will forcefully disturb you, and you will have
Speaker 5: you will be able to do nothing about it, sort
Speaker 5: of some sick power control thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Mustang I got fucking eight cylinders under this
Speaker 1: fucking hood. You have a fucking speaker, and I guess,
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna traumatize your infant that's trying to sleep,
Speaker 1: like fuck. That's yeah. Formative memory, formative memory. And then
Speaker 1: maybe they get into loud cars and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: that's this needs to end with these people.
Speaker 5: It's only hurt people. It's really hurt people. And I
Speaker 5: have to try and dig deep somewhere in the world
Speaker 5: to find compassion for them that they would be doing
Speaker 5: something so insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Blair, we're gonna get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: tell our listener to a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We are going to talk about Senator Ron Johnson who
Speaker 1: saw the ghost of Truth during an interview and was
Speaker 1: spooked very just fucking bailed lie, it's amazing. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about the Tesla recall. We're gonna talk about BuzzFeed's
Speaker 1: most out of touch celebrity moments of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Thank you, BuzzFeed. BuzzFeed's still out here doing their work,
Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work. We're gonna talk about what the
Speaker 1: top gift is it? Act three might end up being
Speaker 1: just like a weird review of the boring Black Mirror
Speaker 1: episode that we all love them because we got we
Speaker 1: got a Christmas gift that looks like a gag, like
Speaker 1: a yeah, like in the you know how cigarettes were
Speaker 1: placed by E cigarettes Like this is like the ballgag
Speaker 1: digital ball by E gag, Bluetooth ball gag. Yeah, very weird.
Speaker 1: It's got too many straps that go around your head
Speaker 1: and your neck. Yeah, I don't like it, Miles, What's
Speaker 1: I'll explain why it's completely unnecessary when we get to
Speaker 1: that story. All of that plenty more, But first, Blair,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wow, the top of my search history. I just thought,
Speaker 5: look said, how fast can you cure a cat allergy?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that possible? Is it even? Is there a
Speaker 1: cure for it? Or it just you gotta take ship,
Speaker 1: just gotta do lines of cat dander.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I was just being hopeful. Cush, I'm truly
Speaker 5: ashamed of my animal ologies. Like that's something I honestly
Speaker 5: really hold tight to the chest because I find it humiliating,
Speaker 5: Like all do you have like multiple pet allergies? Like
Speaker 5: really like allergic to everything? And I love pets so
Speaker 5: much like I love cat. I love dogs like I
Speaker 5: usually still snuggle them to my own own demise.
Speaker 1: Wow and wait, so why did you look up cat
Speaker 1: allergy recently? Something going on? You could got a new cat.
Speaker 1: Someone's got a new cat.
Speaker 5: Well, I just decided to once again try to fight
Speaker 5: reality and think about how I could have.
Speaker 1: My own cat, right, Yeah, I mean the one I
Speaker 1: think I remember hearing was like that they're the allergies
Speaker 1: really from stuff in their saliva, right, And yeah I was.
Speaker 5: I did do a cursory google, as I shared, and
Speaker 5: they said there's a special food that you can give
Speaker 5: to the cat that reduces human allergy by seventy percent.
Speaker 5: I never heard that before, But who knows.
Speaker 1: That would be the only thing aside from just taking
Speaker 1: like allergy medicine every day of your fucking life.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I take the allergy medicine. I got those
Speaker 5: things down the hatch, no problem, Okay.
Speaker 1: I got the allergy shots for many years of my life,
Speaker 1: and those work.
Speaker 5: Did they work? I just didn't finish it.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I got it. There's a problem. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: there's a problem. You're gonna want to finish it. The
Speaker 1: hack that worked for me was doing it in fourth
Speaker 1: grade and so I just got out of school like
Speaker 1: every week on Wednesdays for an hour and got got jabbed.
Speaker 1: And it made me impossibly strong for one of my
Speaker 1: one of my allergies. Everything else, mister jab They call
Speaker 1: me Needles. Seems like it' be a tough nickname, but
Speaker 1: it actually isn't needles. Yeah, just sounds like I like
Speaker 1: tease people in a way that's like kind of not
Speaker 1: very nice. Like he actually just collects like pine needles,
Speaker 1: freaky mister, like he'd be in mister glasses. And this
Speaker 1: is a guy, mister needles. Look at him? What's he
Speaker 1: doing with all that? At the I'm very effective, but
Speaker 1: incredibly easy to break snaps so easily. Kind of makes
Speaker 1: it scary. Anyways. Yeah, cats are Cats are great. I'm
Speaker 1: still a little allergic to cats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew what I was waiting for.
Speaker 1: It, come on, it didn't It didn't work perfectly, Okay,
Speaker 1: but dog allergy, I've lived with dogs for much of
Speaker 1: my adult life, and that that went away.
Speaker 5: So I'm getting a dog for sure. I'm going to
Speaker 5: defy reality.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna say defile. I was like, Claire,
Speaker 1: come on, a dog reality.
Speaker 5: At this point, come on, you know I wouldn't fuck
Speaker 5: a dog.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's where you're going to go with It.
Speaker 1: Was like, just something is being defiled. Just make somebody
Speaker 1: else do it in front of you.
Speaker 5: Guy, Michael Thick asses, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do we think that, like the first hour special being
Speaker 1: Live from the Big Dog, is you trying to defy
Speaker 1: reality and being like I live in a big dog
Speaker 1: next to a big dog.
Speaker 5: I have revealed so much in the first five minutes
Speaker 5: of this podcast. I have never shared about my true
Speaker 5: humiliation of these animal allergies, and now the entire Psychus
Speaker 5: family knows the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to be a humiliated that's that's unavoidable.
Speaker 1: I mean also, watching a moral failing check check Blair
Speaker 1: special out, it's chalk full of humiliations. If you really
Speaker 1: want to see Blair humilion, you want to hear about
Speaker 1: someone pissing their gray sweatpants special for.
Speaker 5: A lot of people can recover from that.
Speaker 1: I know I'll just leave that I'll just leave that there, y'all,
Speaker 1: just cheese and teasing. Check the speak so I chucked
Speaker 1: the special so specific Hello piss partner, race s. What
Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? Blair?
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you for asking, Jack boy? Do I have
Speaker 5: an idea for you? Okay? Overrated? I don't want a
Speaker 5: small salad bowl. Okay, I need a big daddy salad bowl.
Speaker 5: I need room to work without shrapnel going everywhere, throw
Speaker 5: elbows like' on our test.
Speaker 1: I need dexter to eat that.
Speaker 5: I need a salad am I gigantic bull. I'm digging
Speaker 5: in a well. I'm find creatures down there without any
Speaker 5: fear of lettuce flying out. Okay, I'm working, I'm swirling.
Speaker 5: Can't do that with a small salad bowl.
Speaker 1: How big are we talking?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: What's a small salad bowl? Are you going to be
Speaker 1: able to get some torso in there? Like some of
Speaker 1: your torso?
Speaker 5: Elbow?
Speaker 1: Oh above elbow? Shit? Oh wow?
Speaker 5: These small salbows, you know, the ones that the standard size,
Speaker 5: the standard side of these little tiny bulls. I said,
Speaker 5: this is not correct for a solad. Oh a plate?
Speaker 5: Do not even get me started on salad on a
Speaker 5: plate in a restaurant that you pay to go to
Speaker 5: these people are sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe if you get me a cubicle with like
Speaker 1: dividers around it. Otherwise it is going to be there
Speaker 1: will be projectiles and people are going to have to
Speaker 1: like take cover as liabilities.
Speaker 5: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Is there like salad eating style just fucking Tasmanian devil?
Speaker 1: Is that to do? Just a blur of for.
Speaker 5: Mile Do you think that you think that it's not
Speaker 5: I'm small, steady, I'm polite. I just don't want to
Speaker 5: be sort of feeling castrated in that situation. Okay, I'm
Speaker 5: trying to have it be a relaxing, spall like experience.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to do too much. I'm just being appropriate.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying there's a flaw in the system of
Speaker 5: what we're doing right now and what we have been doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like whenever I eat a salad, like are
Speaker 1: you a trader Joe's bag salad? I eat that in
Speaker 1: a gigantic mixing bowl exactly.
Speaker 5: That's peace, that's peace, that's well.
Speaker 1: Being because you got to toss it to yourself. You
Speaker 1: can't do that shit tight. I can't get j with
Speaker 1: when I'm doing that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, how am I supposed to spread the salad
Speaker 5: dressing in a tiny bowl when there's no room to
Speaker 5: even there's not even any air in there?
Speaker 1: Thank you? And do you toss? Do you put like
Speaker 1: the salad dressing on and then put something over the
Speaker 1: top and like shake it up? Or you you mixing it?
Speaker 1: How are you doing that?
Speaker 5: I'm even more delicate than that. I'm lighter than that.
Speaker 5: I'm just do a quick swirl with the I'm not
Speaker 5: trying to do anything. Crazy people are gas lighting with these.
Speaker 1: I do dressing in the bowl first.
Speaker 5: Then that's smart, Miles, That's like a pinter iceed bitch.
Speaker 1: That's just how they do that.
Speaker 4: That's how every time I watch like like behind the
Speaker 4: scene ship in like a restaurant, they'll like dress the
Speaker 4: bowl and then put the leaves in and then.
Speaker 1: They really that. Yeah yeah, damn man, that just fucking
Speaker 1: blew my mind.
Speaker 4: That's great, great advice, because then all you do is
Speaker 4: like if you just keep scooping from the bottom like
Speaker 4: all the dressings there and it kind of mixes really well.
Speaker 4: So yeah, anyway, Blair's right, it does sound like some
Speaker 4: pinterests ass like I actually make my nachos on my tabletop,
Speaker 4: just directly on the table. Yeah, yeah, slop sloppy style, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Slappy style. What is something you think is underrated? Blair?
Speaker 5: Thank you for asking Jack right now something that he's underrated.
Speaker 5: And look, I was gonna be honest with the gang.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Italian chop salad. Okay. That salad's got
Speaker 5: everything I freaking need in there, all right, and I'm
Speaker 5: looking for a DTS healthy salad. Okay, I want I
Speaker 5: want the cheese, I want the salami, I want the
Speaker 5: garbonzo beans. I want a kick of you know, a
Speaker 5: size pepper and cini, some onions in there, all right,
Speaker 5: I'm getting I'm getting an Herbie vinaigrette in there. It's chopped.
Speaker 5: Everything's chopped every which way. No one's trying to be
Speaker 5: the star. It's e galitarian in there. And then the milane.
Speaker 5: Everything coming together is a milan.
Speaker 1: She said.
Speaker 5: It's a brid, it's a it's a fire. It's one
Speaker 5: hundred and ten percent. Every single time.
Speaker 1: I want to call you because you like it, Herbie
Speaker 1: and fully loaded. Wow wuck, okay, okay, okay, ghost righting
Speaker 1: now we're ghost writing.
Speaker 5: Got coming out swinging.
Speaker 1: I holy that's right. My god, Wait, Blair, have you
Speaker 1: seen I actually thought of you when when you just
Speaker 1: actually I just thought of you just now as you
Speaker 1: were speaking, as you were saying, I just thought, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's so weird. I was thinking of they
Speaker 1: are also right now. That is fucking wild. Did you
Speaker 1: see the chopped Italian sandwich thing that was going viral
Speaker 1: on the internet?
Speaker 5: No, like, no, no, no, I did not.
Speaker 1: So people are taking like the ingredients of like an
Speaker 1: Italian like Hero, like you know, some just you know,
Speaker 1: like provolone, mortadella, salami, like whatever meats you would have
Speaker 1: along with your banana peppers, lettuce, oil, vinegar, and they're
Speaker 1: like just chopping the ship up into one like kind
Speaker 1: of just mixing, like a just a chopped version. Everything's
Speaker 1: chopped in together, and then you fill a fucking hero
Speaker 1: with it and then you eat it like that and
Speaker 1: people are always like it looks it looks not great,
Speaker 1: but so many people like when I see people eat it,
Speaker 1: to like, actually, this shit is fucking amazing.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds honestly incredible to me. I was already
Speaker 5: I was just scanning my mental roll decks of breads
Speaker 5: that I feel would be perfect match for that. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, that looks good.
Speaker 4: You're looking you all laid out on the cutting board,
Speaker 4: the men you fuck it up, chop it all up
Speaker 4: like season it okay, okay, and then you put it
Speaker 4: in the fucking the Hero.
Speaker 1: And then you got boom. Yeah, we do have a
Speaker 1: science question, like how do we do? How do we
Speaker 1: keep it all together? You know? The question, the science
Speaker 1: question that has come up now twice is how keep
Speaker 1: salad together? You know, how keep salad from flying around?
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe if if you took the Hero
Speaker 1: bread and you scooped it just a little bit so
Speaker 1: that it was like a little bit hollowed, but you
Speaker 1: still had all the crustiness of it, but just you
Speaker 1: made a little divot in there. Okay, that might do it.
Speaker 5: A hot toasted sour dough roll I just cut and
Speaker 5: put that in.
Speaker 1: Have you tried it or is this just no? I haven't.
Speaker 4: I haven't tried it, but like I've just been seeing
Speaker 4: a contest the internet and TikTok the last couple of months,
Speaker 4: and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm glad I know about it because this is
Speaker 5: happening for me.
Speaker 1: This and that's why I'm so glad I just thought
Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, yeah, as you're talking.
Speaker 5: About thoroughly educated this morning.
Speaker 1: Are there are the bonds in there? Is there the
Speaker 1: for the sandwich? The bonds sandwich? I'm not you're putting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, that thing might as well be drumming
Speaker 1: for led Zeppelin the way the bonds is in there.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. And Ryn Johnson, who is
Speaker 1: a Republican senator, I'm told, is this right? That's right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just gold mine of bad public comments.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of the least thought out things he will
Speaker 4: say out loud and also just like bad faith arguments
Speaker 4: all over the place and outright lies, like he'll always
Speaker 4: have something to say about like Ukraine or that like
Speaker 4: January sixth was there were all those people were crisis
Speaker 4: fed actors. They're all FEDS and it's not real, okay,
Speaker 4: And then you'll look at they're like, but that's a
Speaker 4: that's a person telling you that real.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't, no, no, no, it's it's a setup.
Speaker 1: So he's willing to say fucking anything because he's a
Speaker 1: broken man. And this week he was on CNN to
Speaker 1: talk about the recent controversy that happened in his state
Speaker 1: of Wisconsin. Right, so there was like these GOP electors Johnson, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Ely Johnson.
Speaker 4: Johnson is another guy, but you know, all these like
Speaker 4: GOP electors in that state, like basically these maga freaks.
Speaker 1: They they said back in twenty twenty, they're like, h
Speaker 1: Trump actually won in twenty twenty. Uh, and that's where
Speaker 1: where our votes should go. And that is called fraud.
Speaker 1: So pro democracy groups sued these people, seeking two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars each, but they settled with no fines. All
Speaker 1: they had to do was admit that they are lying
Speaker 1: pieces of shit and that Joe Byron is in fact
Speaker 1: our one true king, and then they could go about
Speaker 1: their business. And also they cannot work as electors in
Speaker 1: any political race involving Donald Trump. So that's like sort
Speaker 1: of the context. He goes on Caitlyn Collins show on
Speaker 1: CNN and she's merely asking Ron Johnson like, you know, like,
Speaker 1: isn't this like an objectively like bad thing right to
Speaker 1: be like a fraudulent elector? And he goes full fantasy
Speaker 1: talent on this question, and it's like Democrats do this
Speaker 1: all the time. But sadly he was asked the enemy
Speaker 1: of all liars, which is a follow up question. Ut, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it doesn't. Why are you still talking, oh ron?
Speaker 1: So the thing he's claiming Democrats do all the time
Speaker 1: is like try and overthrow the legitimate election results that
Speaker 1: Democrats also use fake electors to win elections, or say
Speaker 1: that this, that or the other happened when in fact
Speaker 1: it did not. But here he is, let's let's hear
Speaker 1: from his own from his own.
Speaker 7: Mouth, sells out of a nuisance lawsuit. They they agreed
Speaker 7: to get to settle a nuisance lawsuit that never should
Speaker 7: have been brought. So you think it's fine that as
Speaker 7: a travesty of justice.
Speaker 5: You think it's fine that someone who tried to overturn
Speaker 5: a legitimate election is still.
Speaker 7: On a Democratic electors have done that repeatedly. Democrats have
Speaker 7: done which Democrats have done the same thing.
Speaker 5: Fake slates of electors admitted it.
Speaker 7: No, it's happened in different states, which prepared to give
Speaker 7: you the exact states.
Speaker 1: But it's happened. It's happened repeatedly. It has happened repeatedly.
Speaker 1: Just go check the books which books. I mean, there
Speaker 1: have been.
Speaker 7: Awesome the slates of electors by Democrat electors in our history. Again,
Speaker 7: you didn't, This wasn't what this it was gonna be about.
Speaker 1: I'll provide you the information, but I'm I look forward
Speaker 1: to look forward to.
Speaker 7: Publish it.
Speaker 1: We'll do that. He really tapped out with his always like,
Speaker 1: that's not even like what this interview was supposed to
Speaker 1: be about. Motherfucker, that is a topic that you introduced
Speaker 1: into the discussion. I thought we were going to talk
Speaker 1: about my music. I have a new album coming out. Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck did you think? Was? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: So yes, this is this is kind of the state
Speaker 1: of things with his brain or I guess that's a
Speaker 1: genuine intellectual rebuttal to someone saying which books and just
Speaker 1: go that's that's actually like, not what even this interview
Speaker 1: is about.
Speaker 5: Keep repeating the same thing over and over.
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, you lost, let me try it.
Speaker 1: In this Democratic electors have been all the time. Check
Speaker 1: the books again, the books? Wow? And I'm but I
Speaker 1: guess he said, he's like, I'm absolutely certain about that. Now.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you what the books are, who the
Speaker 4: people involved are? Nope, did we find any books. Do
Speaker 4: we know what he was even talking about?
Speaker 1: No, I mean that's what he does because he's used
Speaker 1: to just going on like Newsmax and saying shit like
Speaker 1: that and then no push back and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has that thing when when you know a man
Speaker 1: is in trouble when they can't like open their eyes
Speaker 1: when they're talking, Like his eyes are like for most
Speaker 1: of the time that he's talking. He's like, I uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just squinting or closing his eyes. Amazing, what a
Speaker 1: what a specimen? Yeah? All right, well, uh moving on
Speaker 1: to Tesla, which is owned by I believe Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: Is that right, the guy from Twitter, the anti Semitic guy,
Speaker 1: is he? Yeah? Wow, yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: actually called X. Things have changed in this house, just
Speaker 1: so you know, since you've been away in this house,
Speaker 1: we believe X is still called Twitter. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, and that X is still called Twitter. Mister
Speaker 1: jabb Needles the worst Wu tang nickname Needles. So Tesla's
Speaker 1: being forced to recall just a couple million cars due
Speaker 1: to million a couple cars million due to problems with
Speaker 1: the autopilot system. Okay, so that's not even what this
Speaker 1: interview is supposed to be about. Okay, like the car drives, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the problem. Yes, we have been selling these on
Speaker 1: the basis that they are basically kit from Night Rider
Speaker 1: and can just like totally drive on their own or
Speaker 1: herbie fully loaded. But yeah, this is a two year
Speaker 1: investigation by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has found
Speaker 1: that the Tesla cars are just super fucking unsafe because
Speaker 1: they promise more than they can actually deliver on piloting
Speaker 1: the like thousands of pounds of metal that is wrapped
Speaker 1: around you speeding at like eighty miles per hour. They're
Speaker 1: not actually as safe as they think, which I I
Speaker 1: feel like anybody who has driven on the highway and
Speaker 1: like looked to their left or right and seeing somebody
Speaker 1: in a Tesla like looking for something in the back
Speaker 1: seat of their car. Oh dude, while driving could have
Speaker 1: told you this shit. I saw a guy eating like
Speaker 1: out of a styrofoam to go container, yes, like two
Speaker 1: hand er like this on the fuck on the freeway
Speaker 1: the other day, and I was like, wow, like Zaki
Speaker 1: digging into a sale this yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: The Housewives recently said that there douy like they were
Speaker 5: in a self driving Tesla and it.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't count.
Speaker 5: It still doesn't call elam bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: God, that's wild though too. All the time, these like
Speaker 1: the cars that are affected are nearly all of the
Speaker 1: fucking vehicles sold in the United States. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: many there are. I guess that's how many teslas. The
Speaker 1: drivers want to actually have to return their vehicles, they'll
Speaker 1: automatically receive a software update from the company. So it's
Speaker 1: like a patch that will prevent you from dying. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: and that's not a joke. Some of the crashes that
Speaker 1: led to the investigation were deadly. And it's basically if
Speaker 1: you've ever been in a Tesla and seen somebody use
Speaker 1: the function, it's like it will start vibrating if your
Speaker 1: hands aren't on the thing after like fifteen on the
Speaker 1: what do you call it? Oh, yes, steering wheel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does have a steering wheel that comes flying off,
Speaker 1: which is what's so cool about them. But it yeah,
Speaker 1: it's supposed to. Like the whole thing is like what
Speaker 1: what what are you doing? Like you can't you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to use the autopilot is basically what the autopilot
Speaker 1: thing doesn't It just like doesn't do that well enough,
Speaker 1: and so they need to ensure drivers are paying attention
Speaker 1: when they use the autopilot because it's not an autopilot.
Speaker 1: It's basically a thing that helps you steer, which is
Speaker 1: not something that you really need. I don't like functionally,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're supposed to yes, but it
Speaker 1: helps you steer if you're drunk, and that's what it's getting.
Speaker 1: By the way, I am my honor, I say you
Speaker 1: gotta knock down the charges because I was using autopilot.
Speaker 1: I knew I was not in a good condition, and
Speaker 1: you're driving the car. So it says on a pile
Speaker 1: that would have that logic completely tracks with me when
Speaker 1: I was in my twenties, Like I would have been.
Speaker 4: Like, oh no, but like, come on, man, Like if
Speaker 4: this was in college, I'm like, dude, I'm getting a
Speaker 4: fucking Tesla the way I'm blacked out on Xanax all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 1: Absolutely fine, this is fine. But yeah, so autopilot can steer, accelerate,
Speaker 1: and break automatically in its lane. The Tesla still stresses
Speaker 1: that the cars can't drive themselves and human drivers must
Speaker 1: be ready to intervene at all times, but they like
Speaker 1: stress that not like not publicly, they're not stressing that
Speaker 1: they and in fact, publicly they are making videos where
Speaker 1: a car like drives itself through San Francisco and they're like,
Speaker 1: look at that, you didn't even touch the steering wheel,
Speaker 1: like this thing is magic, like and then that gets debunked,
Speaker 1: like they're they're just fucking whine. This is just their
Speaker 1: whole business model is being revealed to be fraudulent. We've
Speaker 1: learned so much about it, like from this shit to
Speaker 1: like the problem solving customer service boiler room operation where
Speaker 1: people were complaining that they needed repairs and they're like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're fine and just like like lying to them, Yeah wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: what a great business model. The whole thing is a
Speaker 1: problem because studies have shown that once people start using
Speaker 1: automated technology, they trust it too much and zone out
Speaker 1: just generally right. And then Tesla's monitoring system for the
Speaker 1: autopilot simply like measured whether or not hands were present
Speaker 1: on the steering wheel, which was easy to full. And
Speaker 1: also it led Crags to point out that they should
Speaker 1: also have included cameras that monitor your eyes because they
Speaker 1: have those. I mean they had, Like so much technology
Speaker 1: has that because that helps with advertising, right, basically everything
Speaker 1: that you use as technology that might Well, if you
Speaker 1: want to, if you want to blackmail me by preventing
Speaker 1: unneeded death, go fuck yourself. Guess what I would say,
Speaker 1: go fuck go f y f Why okay shaw, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you really cracked the musk like that. For
Speaker 1: whatever reason, that performance on the New York Times really
Speaker 1: locked it in for you. Yeah, like I had to
Speaker 1: just you just kind of get the cadence down. You
Speaker 1: gotta get the fuck yourself because he doesn't say it
Speaker 1: like in a cool way. It's like, yeah, if that
Speaker 1: go fuck yourself, It's like he's like discovering the phrase
Speaker 1: and real go fuck yourselfself hyper But yeah, so the
Speaker 1: company's forced to send the updates, which we'll add additional
Speaker 1: controls and alerts to prompt drivers to be in full
Speaker 1: control of the car when auto steer is enabled. Which,
Speaker 1: so why does this exist to make r I p
Speaker 1: My favorite genre of porn is that real? Is that
Speaker 1: auto steer sex? Oh? I don't there's so there are
Speaker 1: lot of people having sex in Tesla's on auto pilot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds like my nightmare. Those are people I'm
Speaker 5: not trying to see.
Speaker 1: It looks like a nightmare. And I'm like, these windows
Speaker 1: are not tinted enough that like, yeah, I mean obviously
Speaker 1: it's very voyeur No, exactly, like you're doing it with
Speaker 1: all the windows down. Do we have porn hubs like
Speaker 1: search trends of the aere yet? I feel like that's
Speaker 1: something we've looked at in years. Well, no, they're not outpped, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like nasty unwrapped? Yeah are they twenty twenty three? Not
Speaker 1: out yet? Maybe they're not putting it out, but it's here.
Speaker 1: See where Tesla Autopilot sex is on the list? Yeah,
Speaker 1: could be. Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about some bullshit. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back. We're back, and BuzzFeed
Speaker 1: has dropped what I hope will be a tradition going forward,
Speaker 1: a tradition unlike any other. That is twenty twenty three's
Speaker 1: most out of touch celebrity moments. And I had missed
Speaker 1: some of these because I don't pay that close attention
Speaker 1: to what Bryce Dallas Howard and Kim Kardashian are doing
Speaker 1: on social media. Oh Jack, you're missing a whole world nonsense,
Speaker 1: a whole new wordolery.
Speaker 4: Was what was braced out. I remember she was getting
Speaker 4: like the NEPO baby thing. Yeah, I think that what
Speaker 4: was going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So in May she did an Instagram post that
Speaker 1: was about the challenges of breaking into the film industry
Speaker 1: and your dad, Ron hiked. Yeah, one of the most
Speaker 1: successful directors working and it's like a massive production company, right,
Speaker 1: and your first roles were, oh, let me see here.
Speaker 1: In Ron Howard films like How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Speaker 1: By the way, she does have the perfect nose. I
Speaker 1: feel like the noses of the Who's in that movie
Speaker 1: were modeled off of her.
Speaker 5: I would die to be a who.
Speaker 1: Oh you kind of have like a great hoo vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kill it as a Who walking murder? Are you like
Speaker 1: the Who that they're all like? Like, Blair's kind of
Speaker 1: like a little different than us, Right, I.
Speaker 5: Got a lot of love and holidays cheer in my
Speaker 5: heart to spread around. I think I fit right in.
Speaker 5: I think they would be like, You're the Who that
Speaker 5: we never knew we miss you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, all right, all right. Petition to have Blair
Speaker 1: transported to Whoville. There we go. Also, she was in
Speaker 1: a Beautiful Mind, which I didn't even realize.
Speaker 5: I need to watch that.
Speaker 1: You got to rewatch a Beautiful Mind to see Bryce
Speaker 1: Dallice Howard. That shit hits different when you realize Bryce
Speaker 1: Dallas Howard's in it.
Speaker 5: And see her out of touch celebrity moments.
Speaker 1: That was just the example of teeth acting. Someone was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you remember Russell Crow's teeth in a Beautiful Mind. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: he's tooth acting. He's tooth acting. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. We also got Kim Kardashian promoting a wildly expensive,
Speaker 1: totally unnecessary according to medical science MRI scan for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I saw that one. Yeah, pre nuvo scan. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And in August Instagram post, Kim Kardashian promoted a two thousand,
Speaker 1: four hundred and ninety nine dollars so kind of a
Speaker 1: deal a medical scan, which sorry, did I say scammer scan?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter medical erway. Actually both are correct, which
Speaker 1: isn't covered by insurance because it's, according to medicine, completely
Speaker 1: unness Sari. It's her in a picture next to an
Speaker 1: MRI machine. I believe she is wearing figs like the
Speaker 1: form fitting medical scrubs, and she, wait, that's a thing
Speaker 1: they got, like they got like sexy medical scrubs. I
Speaker 1: mean they're not like they're just sexy, but they're seen.
Speaker 1: You've seen medical scrubs. They are like cut two fit bonds.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. They're like built for Minecraft
Speaker 1: characters and yeah, figs were just like what if we
Speaker 1: like recognized that humans worthies? Oh okay, all right, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah but anyways, Kim said, I recently did this at
Speaker 1: pre Nuvo scan and had to tell you all about
Speaker 1: this life saving machine. It has really saved some of
Speaker 1: my friends lives, and I just wanted to share hashtag
Speaker 1: not an ad. That's that's that's how that's that's a
Speaker 1: potent endorsement, I guess. But like to your point, I
Speaker 1: like that the American Call of Preventative Medicine and the
Speaker 1: American Cause of Radiology they're both like, this is nons
Speaker 1: it's not necessary, it's not this isn't something you need.
Speaker 1: But hey, it saved some of her friends lives, but
Speaker 1: it is if you talk to doctors like a thing,
Speaker 1: everybody's like, I think I'm gonna need an MRI on
Speaker 1: this one to confirm what's going on.
Speaker 5: In though that they say that though, because like I
Speaker 5: saw that, and I mean I'm very easily influenced. So
Speaker 5: one of my flaws, I was like, I need that.
Speaker 5: I need that. My head hurts. I didn't breathe that
Speaker 5: deeply for a second. I need that, Kim Kardashian, I.
Speaker 1: Need that, Kim Kardashian, Mr. It's really good. Save in
Speaker 1: the David Wayne movie The Ten, where these two neighbors
Speaker 1: get competitive about collecting cat scam machines, like try there's
Speaker 1: like an arms race between two neighbors collecting cat scam machines,
Speaker 1: and I feel like that is We're not far from that,
Speaker 1: Like people are gonna be like I got I got
Speaker 1: my own damn MRI machine at home.
Speaker 5: And I just love the way that this country just
Speaker 5: makes money off of deep medical issues in humanity.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and neurotic people.
Speaker 5: It's soulful. Yeah, I'll include I'll throw myself it's a
Speaker 5: soulful nation and I'll throw myself in the neurotic Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would love like if it was somehow a scam
Speaker 1: and it's just a bit like it was just somehow
Speaker 1: like tracking like your brain activity to be like, okay,
Speaker 1: we've we've downloaded another person with the pre neewa.
Speaker 5: It's a Daniel Squirrel. She's working on prison there it is.
Speaker 1: There's also a trend of rich celebrities pretending to be
Speaker 1: working class. There's a moment in the Beckham documentary where
Speaker 1: Victoria Beckham to come from a working class background and
Speaker 1: like David Beckham was like what.
Speaker 4: She was like my father would bring me to school
Speaker 4: and pick me up, And David beckhams like, in what
Speaker 4: kind of car? It's not really relevant, it's not actually
Speaker 4: in what kind of car?
Speaker 1: What kind of what kind of car? Was it a
Speaker 1: Rolls She's like a Rolls Royce And it's like and
Speaker 1: then he like no, he like looks at Gay's like,
Speaker 1: is this your queen a Rolls roy Yeah. Because Beckham
Speaker 1: definitely had a different upbringing than Victoria Beckham. But I
Speaker 1: love how he couldn't stand for the cosplay like that
Speaker 1: He's like I thought that that that that that I mean,
Speaker 1: her name was Posh Spice, like that is her whole
Speaker 1: You can't go back on that. It wasn't like trade Spice,
Speaker 1: you know, because she's a trade or something like that right.
Speaker 1: Then there were celebrities actually cost playing as people with
Speaker 1: real jobs. Charlie d'milio worked at a Walmart cash worked
Speaker 1: as a Walmart cashier for I think like one belt
Speaker 1: worth of food. Hell yeah, video to promote her new
Speaker 1: snack brands. But she was like just so found it,
Speaker 1: so amusing to be like, and then what do you
Speaker 1: do you do like this? Oh it's okay here I
Speaker 1: am I'm understanding the gross Oh my gosh, your jobs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Sharon worked at a Starbucks.
Speaker 5: I had missed that, but that's like going in the trenches, though.
Speaker 5: We gotta give him that one. I mean that job.
Speaker 5: Whenever I go to Starbucks, I go These men and
Speaker 5: women are the brand most people I have ever met,
Speaker 5: The things they go through, the what people tell them,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I would blow my brains out. I mean,
Speaker 5: these people yapping in their ear about fucking almond.
Speaker 1: Milk and ship yeah, oat milk, oat milk. Come on, now,
Speaker 1: you know how we get down in l a. Oh
Speaker 1: you're sick and you moved on to oat milk.
Speaker 5: You know you watched it. You heard the oat milk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just dropping I'm dropping little references here and
Speaker 4: you know, from the special for people to get get
Speaker 4: involved in a fan.
Speaker 1: I know I am not.
Speaker 5: I am not a fan, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It feels like it has a little more viscosity. It's
Speaker 1: a little more like it's the back of the fake milks.
Speaker 1: I'll say, Wow, we're doing too much.
Speaker 5: How do we even get to oats? O Our oats
Speaker 5: are not milkable. We've gotten way too We've strayed too far.
Speaker 1: Do you sound like that? Like American dairy Lobby right now,
Speaker 1: And they did help pay for the hour, but.
Speaker 5: The taste is that barring. We need to be honest.
Speaker 1: I truly love milk so much like cow's milk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really do. And the fact that they have lactose
Speaker 1: free milk now is like, why are we doing anything else?
Speaker 1: I need that toast, bro, I need that toast. Oh
Speaker 1: the toast fucks me up. And we have a lot
Speaker 1: of non lactose digesting individuals in my household. But it
Speaker 1: makes sense, it really, Like, I don't I don't notice
Speaker 1: the difference between lactose free, Like does anybody make the
Speaker 1: claim that they're like, no, this tastes like shit without
Speaker 1: the lactose. Actually, I've never even tried like like lactase.
Speaker 5: It either.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it used to be just a product made
Speaker 1: by Lactad, which are are the people who make the
Speaker 1: chalky little chewa bowls that you eat before you have lactose.
Speaker 1: And so that was kind of gross, like that got
Speaker 1: lactose free milk off on a bad foot. But now
Speaker 1: like all the regular milk companies now have lactose free
Speaker 1: milk and it's exactly the same.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: See, I have learned so much in this short time together.
Speaker 5: It is crazy. I've always seen lactaid, but it sounds
Speaker 5: so pharmaceutical keeps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. It got us off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 1: But try try lactose free milk if you don't like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And also if you did, yeah, you're fucking built for it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: David Letterman made a video in which he pretended to
Speaker 1: work at a grocery store. We'll forgive him for that.
Speaker 1: I cannot Prince William served veggie burgers out of a
Speaker 1: food truck and looked but wildly uncomfortable. But this was
Speaker 1: I think his attempt to be like, I'm the people's prince,
Speaker 1: not Harry. Look at me. He's like he's like using
Speaker 1: like fucking hand sanitizer every time he hands something off
Speaker 1: to a regular person. Oh my god, Okay, what's the
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Speaker 4: So we all, like we talk about all the time
Speaker 4: on the show, like how we're like we're always as
Speaker 4: every day getting closer to like a Wally type world.
Speaker 4: And I'm curious what you guys think of this thing,
Speaker 4: if is dystopian or useful. So there's this picture if
Speaker 4: you could all look in the dock that is not
Speaker 4: a virtual oral sex simulator. That's actually a device called
Speaker 4: a mute talk and if and you're like thinking, like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is this? Guys were in a VR
Speaker 4: headset with like a box strap to his mouth, and
Speaker 4: you're like, so, if it isn't a kunn of Lingis simulator,
Speaker 4: then what is it. Well, it's a Bluetooth device that
Speaker 4: serves as a microphone.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It also slightly muffles the sound
Speaker 1: of your voice, so people or by can only kind
Speaker 1: of hear what you're talking about. Does it like suck
Speaker 1: the words out of your mouth, like like like someone
Speaker 1: speaking from beyond the veil in a horror movie, Like
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's being spoken backwards. No, it's okay.
Speaker 4: Look, if you're really into the science of it, it's
Speaker 4: using something called the Helmholtz resonator principle, which is just
Speaker 4: a muting I don't know, man, it's about like taking
Speaker 4: it's a Hemholt's resonat say.
Speaker 1: Less man, thank you. It's a Helmholtz resonating exactly.
Speaker 4: It's using car mufflers and things like that. It's like,
Speaker 4: I don't know. Look, I'm not I'm not a science guy.
Speaker 4: I'm only into weird digital SMM products. That's why this
Speaker 4: had caught my eye. But like, so it's being marketed
Speaker 4: as a device for people who are on the phone
Speaker 4: who like want to be on a wild ass conversation
Speaker 4: in public or something, or at gamers. That way, you
Speaker 4: don't wake your family while just getting totally pooned on Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Or some shit. And so I get one of these
Speaker 1: things on Donald Trump. Oh yeah, that's gonna be on.
Speaker 1: We send a pack of these two Congress maybe thanks
Speaker 1: Bill Mahrk. But yeah, I mean I get the need
Speaker 1: for something like this if I guess you're allowed talker
Speaker 1: in public, but it's it doesn't might it just doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense? Fully, Blair, what are your thoughts on a
Speaker 1: device like a fucking bomb?
Speaker 5: I'm conflicted. Honestly, it's part of me the loves the idea.
Speaker 5: But then also if I get the fantastical side of
Speaker 5: my brain is like that sounds cool. The other more
Speaker 5: responsible high school principal and me says we must.
Speaker 1: Stop this now.
Speaker 5: Before we are taking over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that? It looks like a viewfinder like that
Speaker 1: want to you know, like it looks like a new
Speaker 1: finder that goes over your mouth. It looks like an
Speaker 1: oculus for your mouth.
Speaker 5: Oculus is such a sick word.
Speaker 1: Oculus. Yeah, that they got they got the good name back.
Speaker 1: Then they should call it the talk You Less Talks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you talk fucking sucks, I was. That was my main
Speaker 1: note for this is that the it looks like an
Speaker 1: S and M device and the name sucks. It sounds
Speaker 1: like a like something having to do with mucus or something,
Speaker 1: but like talk you less miles. Look, Howard, are you
Speaker 1: a billionaire? I asked myself that every death, because I
Speaker 1: have so much debt that all my billions go to
Speaker 1: the servicing my debt. I have billions in debt Jacks,
Speaker 1: I am under somehow I have billion dollars worth of debt.
Speaker 4: But the reviews are also decidedly meh, Like people are like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, you can use it. It kind of
Speaker 4: sounds like it's definitely muffled, but your kind of mouth
Speaker 4: has to get used to talking like in those little
Speaker 4: tiny box the whole time. But the company behind this
Speaker 4: is Japanese, which now makes a lot more sense to
Speaker 4: me because since being audible in public is like peak rudeness,
Speaker 4: Like you do not want to be out here on
Speaker 4: your phone in public, So I guess like if you
Speaker 4: absolutely had to. This is like the wave but they
Speaker 4: also this same company makes this other device called the
Speaker 4: Wear Space, and it's like horse blinders for a human.
Speaker 4: It looks like a it's like a noise canceling headset
Speaker 4: that can basically like envelop your entire head. Blair, I
Speaker 4: know you're laughing just by looking at this thing.
Speaker 5: I'm well, no, I mean I gotta, I gotta make
Speaker 5: a hard turn and say this. Actually this company seems
Speaker 5: suited for my knees because I was like, that sounds
Speaker 5: like my heaven. I trying to check out.
Speaker 1: Take me blind, Take me to blind, mute me right yeah,
Speaker 1: put me in the matrix. This all looks like like
Speaker 1: you know how every year there's a new American horror
Speaker 1: story like cover like cover art that comes out. This
Speaker 1: all looks like that ship to me, like it just
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Between the wear Space and Mutak, the Wear Space from
Speaker 4: the designers is quote it's a device that allows users
Speaker 4: to wear a personalized space equipped with noise cancelation technology
Speaker 4: and a partitioning function that visually blocks portions.
Speaker 1: Of the space. It allows horse blinder it's not space
Speaker 1: horse wearing space. You stay in your lane. That also
Speaker 1: allows wears to quote instantly create a psychological boundary with
Speaker 1: their surroundings and acquire a personal space while being in
Speaker 1: such open environments. But yeah, Blairs just did ten burpies.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, yeah, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: Actually, that psychological barrier coming up.
Speaker 5: Give me that psychological barrier. I haven't searching for that
Speaker 5: my whole life.
Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, so this is interesting too.
Speaker 4: It says it's equipped with a visual angle adjustment mechanism,
Speaker 4: which just sounds like some kind of like bendable thing
Speaker 4: to just maybe block off your field of vision, operated
Speaker 4: by opening closing the partition, a noise cancelation function, and
Speaker 4: a sound filtering function that allows you just to customize
Speaker 4: only those sounds they don't want to miss, such.
Speaker 1: As someone calling their name or knocking on the door.
Speaker 1: This is uh, this is this does invent a new
Speaker 1: rudest thing to do when someone asks you a question.
Speaker 1: Slide one of those and then block yourself. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then look at them again and then put them U
Speaker 1: talk over your back.
Speaker 5: I need one of those. I need one of those.
Speaker 5: I will spend all my money on that.
Speaker 1: What would you how would you use this horse blinder
Speaker 1: for humans? Like? What context are you thinking, okay, this
Speaker 1: is this has Blairs Hockey written over.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking twenty three hours a day come out. It's like,
Speaker 5: you know, I've always looked at turtles. I've been so
Speaker 5: extremely jealous of turtles. They can just retract inside their
Speaker 5: home built in and it's incredible saying no, thank you,
Speaker 5: go back inside. Now someone's mid conversation, the turtle just
Speaker 5: goes back bye bye, yeah, michell.
Speaker 1: And this would be like that for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a like a like a like an online
Speaker 4: dating app. Date isn't going well, and you're like, actually,
Speaker 4: just one second, while you're talking about crypto, hold on,
Speaker 4: let me get this one.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 5: In this conversation right now.
Speaker 1: I do like that it has like ego adjustments. So
Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, the one thing you do want
Speaker 1: to cut through is someone saying your name. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you know that that will wake you out of your
Speaker 1: digital comb. How does it does it learn your name?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just open it up a little
Speaker 1: bit more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably like any noise canceling stuff that can
Speaker 4: kind of give you brief like filter sound filtering. But yeah, again,
Speaker 4: this thing is all it's all very futuristic. I don't
Speaker 4: know what it's saying about us, talk about brothers.
Speaker 1: Little helper. Just tune those kids out, baby, talk shit
Speaker 1: about them to your friends and into the mutalk right Like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe him. He's so fucking embarrassing my kid,
Speaker 1: so selfish. Anyways, Uh, true nightmare that we're living in.
Speaker 1: But I mean, for some a fantasy as as we've learned, Blair,
Speaker 1: this this thing might be purpose built for you.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I mean this was this person we've never met,
Speaker 5: but they're my greatest lover of all time. The soul
Speaker 5: there in my spirit, there in my mind, body, spirits, soul.
Speaker 1: You just see a couple both wearing wear spaces with.
Speaker 5: Utalks like, just like, that's my dream, that's my literal dream.
Speaker 1: Like I just like to feel that someone's there. I
Speaker 1: don't want to acknowledge them really beyond that that is.
Speaker 5: Your romance in my heart.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, amazing, Well, Blair as always truly a pleasure
Speaker 1: having you. Yeahze, Gus, where can people find you? Follow
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff?
Speaker 5: Are you guys kidding me? This was my freaking honor.
Speaker 5: I can't even believe it. I miss I missed the zykang.
Speaker 5: I missed the the zeitgeist. I miss it all. It's
Speaker 5: great to be bad. I'll say thanks for watching my special.
Speaker 5: You know, it's a big deal. It's put your heart
Speaker 5: and so it's like the last ten years in my life.
Speaker 5: I'm really proud of it. So I would love for
Speaker 5: you guys to go watch it. It's on beeps. You
Speaker 5: can access it in the link in my bio on
Speaker 5: any of my social media, my website blairsockey dot com
Speaker 5: and oh yeah, and my social media. If you're not
Speaker 5: following me, but I think you probably are because we're
Speaker 5: old friends. Is that Blair Sacke B L A I
Speaker 5: R S O C C. I.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I fucking still think about, Blair
Speaker 4: is when how you talked about how you had the
Speaker 4: reply guy called piss freak four or whatever and then
Speaker 4: reply it to you. I It's like, it's it's this
Speaker 4: thing I always think about, and I used the phrase
Speaker 4: piss freak all the time as like my own mental
Speaker 4: reference to you tweeting about this reply.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 6: Well, it was a crazy moment when he left for
Speaker 6: like a few months and I didn't know where he went,
Speaker 6: and then I did. I put the call out to
Speaker 6: the universe and he returned and then everyone was like
Speaker 6: joined in.
Speaker 1: Like right, it was like a missing yeah, missing reply
Speaker 1: guy reunion. Yeah is there a work a media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying?
Speaker 5: Well, I was wondering about that, but then I just
Speaker 5: saw this, God, where did it go? This post where? God?
Speaker 5: I lost it. It was so freaking funny about this
Speaker 5: girl catching her boyfriend cheating by knowing that her best
Speaker 5: friend had a peenied alogy, and so she gave her
Speaker 5: boyfriend eployees and then and then her bff later had
Speaker 5: to go to the emergency room for anphylactic shock. And
Speaker 5: that's how she she's a detective, goddamn freaking nuclear physicist.
Speaker 1: Whoa wait, did she like give him a blowy with
Speaker 1: peanut butter in her mouth or yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Sorry, that wasn't not appropriate. I also like
Speaker 5: to show the buccaneers if anyone.
Speaker 1: Recommendation, because I lost.
Speaker 5: The tweet like a devil, and so I just told
Speaker 5: a disgusting story. But the tweet was really funny.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's wild like that. I can't believe that
Speaker 1: hasn't happened in a movie yet, but it's going to.
Speaker 1: Now that's fucked up Miles. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Is there a workI media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Uh, find me on you know, the AT based platforms,
Speaker 4: at Miles of Gray. Find Jack and I on our
Speaker 4: basketball podcast Miles and Jack Got Mapping Boosti's recently.
Speaker 1: Had fellow brewin on Ryan Hollins. So that was a
Speaker 1: nice little bit. I remember him. Yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: We was there at the same time. And anyway, that
Speaker 1: was a fantastic episode. And also if you like ninety
Speaker 1: day Fiance, check me out on four to twenty day
Speaker 1: Fiance with Sofia Alexandra. Let's see. Is there any tweet
Speaker 1: I like?
Speaker 4: Uh, here's one from at James j haik h A
Speaker 4: E c K. There was a there's a picture from
Speaker 4: the like the Nintendo SEO says when Nintendo had massive
Speaker 4: drops in revenue from the less successful we You, Sato
Speaker 4: Iuata cut his pay in half for five months to
Speaker 4: pay for it rather than blame others or layoff workers.
Speaker 4: And that was just kind of like this thing that
Speaker 4: was being you know, shared, and you're like wow, wow,
Speaker 4: damn and it said also he and then he tweeted
Speaker 4: Once upon a time in twenty fourteen, Lancha Cat. He
Speaker 4: talks about cut his own pay by fifty percent. Legendary
Speaker 4: game designer she gave him. Miyamoto willingly took a thirty
Speaker 4: percent cut. Other board members also cut. They're paid by
Speaker 4: twenty percent, and it's just like, seems like a fucking fantasy.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, couldn't be us, couldn't be states CEO
Speaker 1: taking a big cut. Come on, no, fuck away. It's
Speaker 1: just a bunch of like two thousand people. It can
Speaker 1: be fired. Yeah, it works, Mattel Nah, we're just firing
Speaker 1: all the people. It's not us, not the board, the
Speaker 1: CEOs so works. Media. I've been enjoying, obviously Live from
Speaker 1: the Big Dog. We will link after that footnote Blair's
Speaker 1: our special. I also enjoyed this tweet from at iPod MacBook,
Speaker 1: who tweeted, Yeah, I'm excited for Dune too. Dune to
Speaker 1: others as I would have them June to me. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian. You
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Speaker 1: episodes and our foot where we link off to the
Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
Speaker 1: as a song that we think you might enjoy. And
Speaker 1: this might be is it if it's the one you
Speaker 1: were playing before we started recording? This might be my favorite?
Speaker 1: Oh we weren't on that one? Did we go out
Speaker 1: on that? All right? Well? The one that the baby
Speaker 1: keem one from Presidendo, Yeah, leave me alone. Let's see.
Speaker 4: I think we will go out on Diamond Cafes track
Speaker 4: Say You Will.
Speaker 1: You know, it has very nice like throwback.
Speaker 4: R and B vibes, very eighties kind of R and
Speaker 4: B but pop kind of you know, it feels like
Speaker 4: something that would have been like a Prince adjacent kind
Speaker 4: of thing.
Speaker 1: But check this out. It's nice, easy track on a
Speaker 1: nice little melody. So this is Say you Will by
Speaker 1: Diamond Cafe. All right. We will link off to that
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