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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three seventeen, episode

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Speaker 1: four of Dear Daily's Eye Guys Day production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And it is Thursday December fourteenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. It is Miles, It is Thursday December fourteenth.

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Speaker 1: It is Wow, Martyred Intellectuals Day. It's National Alabama Day,

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Speaker 1: National to go so Hardmer four December fourteen is not

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Speaker 1: fucking around National Buya based Day. And also monkey Day. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's such a widespread Alabama Buya based monkeys and marked

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Speaker 1: intellectuals is hardered intellectual What is Alabama Bullia based? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean Alabama Alabama Yeah day and then Bullia base Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that would be like a gravy based

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Speaker 1: bullyabaseed or something, or you know in like crawdads or

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Speaker 1: something you get down like law Dad, get down, Crawda

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Speaker 1: dan da. Would you give it a snake in day? Okay, Jane, Uh,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien aka.

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Speaker 2: Trust me, I've got agication. Trust me I've seen phones before.

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Speaker 2: It's much too big too be a femur. It looks

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Speaker 2: like a big dick and balls.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what the heck's a dinosaur All in all, it's

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Speaker 1: just a giant dick with hardballs, nail sticks, the landing.

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Speaker 1: Blinky heck, the balls are so hard on the femur. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll keep doing. You guys, keep providing the guy who

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Speaker 1: was confused and thought dinosaur bone was giant balls and dick,

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Speaker 1: and I will keep singing them. Yeah, blinky heck. We

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Speaker 1: can't cannot stop, and I won't stop. Who said that

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Speaker 1: we won't won't be quoting that person. I'm thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined as always by my co host, mister Miles grat.

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Speaker 3: It's Miles Gray aka pay me and later paid me

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Speaker 3: so I can get that huge transaction huge tern for

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Speaker 4: And that is Johnny Davis with a reference to show

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Speaker 4: heo Tany's massive seven hundred million dollar contract. But he's like,

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Speaker 4: give it to me later, yeah, just like me forever

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Speaker 4: He's but you know, he said, I want to if

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Speaker 4: I'm getting paid this much, I also have.

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Speaker 1: To deliver on this, so we'll see. It's funny how

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Speaker 1: like she's been new Bobby Bonia though, right, like he's

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Speaker 1: getting paid two million dollars a year on a seven

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Speaker 1: hundred million dollar contract. It's something, well, isn't it. Well

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Speaker 1: it broke down a seventy eight years how it breaks down?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't I don't know when that when

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Speaker 1: it's that many millions, I don't know what anything is anymore.

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Speaker 1: You're on Sports Talk with Miles and Jack. The phones

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Speaker 1: are lighting up. I don't know what anything is anymore. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm having an existential crisis world. Yeah, that's the collar.

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Speaker 1: That's the collar. Oh okay, just because yeah, Tani Defern,

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Speaker 1: all that money. I just it's like just capitalism even

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Speaker 1: matters in my main frame operating system. Up to this point,

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Speaker 1: What do I do? Miles? We got a Hall of Famer.

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Speaker 1: We got one of the faces on Mount Zeitmoon, Green

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Speaker 1: Jackets Out, The Green Jackets Out. It's a brilliant stand

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Speaker 1: up comedian who you've seen on all the TV channels, MTV,

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Speaker 1: Comedy Central and BC, True TV, Fuse. If you watch

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Speaker 1: a lot of TV, you're very familiar with her work.

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Speaker 1: Her first hour special, Live from the Big Dog, is

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Speaker 1: available now on Live Nations Live Entertainment streamer Beats is

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Speaker 1: Blair Socket, Blair God.

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Speaker 5: It feels to me back. It feels like mountain air

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Speaker 5: in my lungs.

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Speaker 1: Your back's cool. And also if you take too big

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Speaker 1: a sometimes it'll just make your lunge pop. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: gotta be careful, careful, that breath, work careful. What's new.

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Speaker 1: It's been too long, been too long, way too long.

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Speaker 5: It's been hiding from me. I'm trying to see my dogs.

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Speaker 1: Over here, big dogs. I know, live from the big dog.

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Speaker 1: It's wonderful to have you back. But what have you

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Speaker 1: been up to? Where have you been?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Lord, guys, I have been all over the goddamn place.

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Speaker 5: I have been to every freaking state in this great nation.

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Speaker 5: I was on the road like three weekends a year

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Speaker 5: since January. I have one more date this weekend. But yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's been Mayhem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what I mean, congratulations, Yeah, I mean you're doing

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Speaker 1: some big, big venues almost let the people know, let them,

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Speaker 1: let the people be blessed with the Gospel of Blair.

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Speaker 5: Those are Anthony Jesseln shows.

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Speaker 4: That are like and I know, but either way you

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Speaker 4: got you know, with Anthony taking you, that's just a

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Speaker 4: great that's just I mean, I was so I'm so

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Speaker 4: excited for you. Yeah, I'm excited for you, the specials

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Speaker 4: dope for all y'all who know Blair. You absolutely have

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Speaker 4: to check out the standard again.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna that's so nice.

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Speaker 1: That's so much to me. It's it. You've seen this

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Speaker 1: great nation, You've seen a million phases, You've rocked them all.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything to report back? Well, what do

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Speaker 1: you think? How's the nation doing? A? Plus?

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Speaker 5: A plus plus?

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Speaker 1: No country, no, no.

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Speaker 5: No ideas on improvement. My main idea on improvement that

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Speaker 5: sticks out in my head is I would like to

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Speaker 5: ban loud cars and motorcycles.

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Speaker 1: Yes, maybe when aliens.

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Speaker 5: Come down, I'll put that first on the list.

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Speaker 1: The first time. Loud cars and motorcycles take the people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the people who have the loud cars, especially because you

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Speaker 1: don't need them anymore. They don't. Those are speakers inside

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Speaker 1: your engine that have been put there, that's true.

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Speaker 5: Those people want to willfully disturb others, which I find abominable.

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Speaker 1: It's so annoying. They want to disturb others with the

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Speaker 1: thesis of we look at me. That's the only that's

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Speaker 1: their whole reason for doing it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I will forcefully disturb you, and you will have

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Speaker 5: you will be able to do nothing about it, sort

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Speaker 5: of some sick power control thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the Mustang I got fucking eight cylinders under this

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Speaker 1: fucking hood. You have a fucking speaker, and I guess,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna traumatize your infant that's trying to sleep,

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Speaker 1: like fuck. That's yeah. Formative memory, formative memory. And then

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Speaker 1: maybe they get into loud cars and it's like, no,

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Speaker 1: that's this needs to end with these people.

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Speaker 5: It's only hurt people. It's really hurt people. And I

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Speaker 5: to find compassion for them that they would be doing

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Speaker 5: something so insane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Blair, we're gonna get to know you

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Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell our listener to a couple of things we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: We are going to talk about Senator Ron Johnson who

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Speaker 1: saw the ghost of Truth during an interview and was

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Speaker 1: spooked very just fucking bailed lie, it's amazing. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about the Tesla recall. We're gonna talk about BuzzFeed's

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Speaker 1: most out of touch celebrity moments of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, BuzzFeed. BuzzFeed's still out here doing their work,

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Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work. We're gonna talk about what the

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Speaker 1: top gift is it? Act three might end up being

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Speaker 1: just like a weird review of the boring Black Mirror

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Speaker 1: episode that we all love them because we got we

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Speaker 1: got a Christmas gift that looks like a gag, like

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Speaker 1: a yeah, like in the you know how cigarettes were

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Speaker 1: placed by E cigarettes Like this is like the ballgag

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Speaker 1: digital ball by E gag, Bluetooth ball gag. Yeah, very weird.

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Speaker 1: It's got too many straps that go around your head

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Speaker 1: and your neck. Yeah, I don't like it, Miles, What's

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Speaker 1: I'll explain why it's completely unnecessary when we get to

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Speaker 1: that story. All of that plenty more, But first, Blair,

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Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something

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Speaker 1: from your search history?

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Speaker 5: Wow, the top of my search history. I just thought,

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Speaker 5: look said, how fast can you cure a cat allergy?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Is that possible? Is it even? Is there a

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Speaker 1: just gotta do lines of cat dander.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I was just being hopeful. Cush, I'm truly

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Speaker 5: ashamed of my animal ologies. Like that's something I honestly

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Speaker 5: Like all do you have like multiple pet allergies? Like

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Speaker 5: really like allergic to everything? And I love pets so

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Speaker 5: much like I love cat. I love dogs like I

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Speaker 5: usually still snuggle them to my own own demise.

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Speaker 1: Wow and wait, so why did you look up cat

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Speaker 1: allergy recently? Something going on? You could got a new cat.

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Speaker 1: Someone's got a new cat.

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Speaker 5: Well, I just decided to once again try to fight

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Speaker 5: reality and think about how I could have.

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Speaker 1: My own cat, right, Yeah, I mean the one I

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Speaker 1: think I remember hearing was like that they're the allergies

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Speaker 5: I did do a cursory google, as I shared, and

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Speaker 5: they said there's a special food that you can give

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Speaker 5: to the cat that reduces human allergy by seventy percent.

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Speaker 5: I never heard that before, But who knows.

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Speaker 1: That would be the only thing aside from just taking

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I take the allergy medicine. I got those

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Speaker 1: I got the allergy shots for many years of my life,

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Speaker 1: and those work.

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Speaker 5: Did they work? I just didn't finish it.

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Speaker 1: it actually isn't needles. Yeah, just sounds like I like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew what I was waiting for.

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Speaker 1: It, come on, it didn't It didn't work perfectly, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but dog allergy, I've lived with dogs for much of

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Speaker 5: So I'm getting a dog for sure. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna say defile. I was like, Claire,

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Speaker 5: At this point, come on, you know I wouldn't fuck

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that's where you're going to go with It.

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Speaker 1: Was like, just something is being defiled. Just make somebody

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Speaker 5: Guy, Michael Thick asses, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do we think that, like the first hour special being

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Speaker 1: Live from the Big Dog, is you trying to defy

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Speaker 1: reality and being like I live in a big dog

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Speaker 5: I have revealed so much in the first five minutes

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Speaker 5: of this podcast. I have never shared about my true

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Speaker 5: humiliation of these animal allergies, and now the entire Psychus

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to be a humiliated that's that's unavoidable.

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Speaker 1: I mean also, watching a moral failing check check Blair

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Speaker 1: special out, it's chalk full of humiliations. If you really

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Speaker 1: want to see Blair humilion, you want to hear about

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Speaker 5: Oh, thank you for asking, Jack boy? Do I have

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Speaker 5: I need room to work without shrapnel going everywhere, throw

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Speaker 5: I need a salad am I gigantic bull. I'm digging

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Speaker 1: How big are we talking?

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Speaker 1: What's a small salad bowl? Are you going to be

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Speaker 5: Elbow?

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Speaker 5: this is not correct for a solad. Oh a plate?

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Speaker 5: Do not even get me started on salad on a

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Speaker 5: these people are sick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe if you get me a cubicle with like

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Speaker 5: I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: Is there like salad eating style just fucking Tasmanian devil?

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Speaker 5: Mile Do you think that you think that it's not

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like whenever I eat a salad, like are

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Speaker 1: you a trader Joe's bag salad? I eat that in

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Speaker 1: a gigantic mixing bowl exactly.

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Speaker 5: That's peace, that's peace, that's well.

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Speaker 1: Being because you got to toss it to yourself. You

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, how am I supposed to spread the salad

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Speaker 1: Thank you? And do you toss? Do you put like

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Speaker 1: How are you doing that?

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Speaker 5: I'm even more delicate than that. I'm lighter than that.

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Speaker 5: I'm just do a quick swirl with the I'm not

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Speaker 1: I do dressing in the bowl first.

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Speaker 5: Then that's smart, Miles, That's like a pinter iceed bitch.

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Speaker 1: That's just how they do that.

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Speaker 4: That's how every time I watch like like behind the

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Speaker 1: They really that. Yeah yeah, damn man, that just fucking

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Speaker 4: That's great, great advice, because then all you do is

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Speaker 4: So yeah, anyway, Blair's right, it does sound like some

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Speaker 4: pinterests ass like I actually make my nachos on my tabletop,

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Speaker 4: just directly on the table. Yeah, yeah, slop sloppy style, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Slappy style. What is something you think is underrated? Blair?

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Speaker 5: Thank you for asking Jack right now something that he's underrated.

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Speaker 5: And look, I was gonna be honest with the gang.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go Italian chop salad. Okay. That salad's got

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Speaker 5: looking for a DTS healthy salad. Okay, I want I

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Speaker 5: size pepper and cini, some onions in there, all right,

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Speaker 5: I'm getting I'm getting an Herbie vinaigrette in there. It's chopped.

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Speaker 5: Everything's chopped every which way. No one's trying to be

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Speaker 5: the star. It's e galitarian in there. And then the milane.

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Speaker 5: Everything coming together is a milan.

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Speaker 1: She said.

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Speaker 5: It's a brid, it's a it's a fire. It's one

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Speaker 1: I want to call you because you like it, Herbie

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Speaker 1: and fully loaded. Wow wuck, okay, okay, okay, ghost righting

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Speaker 5: Got coming out swinging.

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Speaker 1: I holy that's right. My god, Wait, Blair, have you

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Speaker 5: No, like, no, no, no, I did not.

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Speaker 1: So people are taking like the ingredients of like an

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Speaker 1: like just chopping the ship up into one like kind

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Speaker 1: people are always like it looks it looks not great,

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Speaker 5: Oh that sounds honestly incredible to me. I was already

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Speaker 5: my god, that looks good.

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Speaker 4: You're looking you all laid out on the cutting board,

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Speaker 4: the men you fuck it up, chop it all up

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Speaker 4: like season it okay, okay, and then you put it

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Speaker 1: And then you got boom. Yeah, we do have a

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Speaker 1: science question, like how do we do? How do we

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Speaker 1: keep it all together? You know? The question, the science

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Speaker 1: I feel like maybe if if you took the Hero

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Speaker 5: A hot toasted sour dough roll I just cut and

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Speaker 5: Look, I'm glad I know about it because this is

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Speaker 1: This and that's why I'm so glad I just thought

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Speaker 4: And then you'll look at they're like, but that's a

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Speaker 1: They they said back in twenty twenty, they're like, h

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Speaker 1: So the thing he's claiming Democrats do all the time

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Speaker 7: Mouth, sells out of a nuisance lawsuit. They they agreed

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Speaker 7: a travesty of justice.

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Speaker 5: You think it's fine that someone who tried to overturn

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Speaker 7: On a Democratic electors have done that repeatedly. Democrats have

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Speaker 5: Fake slates of electors admitted it.

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Speaker 7: No, it's happened in different states, which prepared to give

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Speaker 1: But it's happened. It's happened repeatedly. It has happened repeatedly.

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Speaker 1: Just go check the books which books. I mean, there

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Speaker 7: Awesome the slates of electors by Democrat electors in our history. Again,

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Speaker 7: you didn't, This wasn't what this it was gonna be about.

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Speaker 1: I'll provide you the information, but I'm I look forward

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Speaker 7: Publish it.

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Speaker 1: We'll do that. He really tapped out with his always like,

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Speaker 1: be about. Motherfucker, that is a topic that you introduced

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Speaker 1: about my music. I have a new album coming out. Like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck did you think? Was? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: of things with his brain or I guess that's a

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Speaker 1: genuine intellectual rebuttal to someone saying which books and just

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Speaker 1: go that's that's actually like, not what even this interview

436
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Speaker 1: is about.

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Speaker 5: Keep repeating the same thing over and over.

438
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Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, you lost, let me try it.

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Speaker 1: In this Democratic electors have been all the time. Check

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Speaker 1: the books again, the books? Wow? And I'm but I

441
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Speaker 1: guess he said, he's like, I'm absolutely certain about that. Now.

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Speaker 4: Can I tell you what the books are, who the

443
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Speaker 4: people involved are? Nope, did we find any books. Do

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Speaker 4: we know what he was even talking about?

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Speaker 1: No, I mean that's what he does because he's used

446
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Speaker 1: to just going on like Newsmax and saying shit like

447
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Speaker 1: that and then no push back and he's like, yeah,

448
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: he has that thing when when you know a man

449
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: is in trouble when they can't like open their eyes

450
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Speaker 1: when they're talking, Like his eyes are like for most

451
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Speaker 1: of the time that he's talking. He's like, I uh, yeah,

452
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: he's just squinting or closing his eyes. Amazing, what a

453
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Speaker 1: what a specimen? Yeah? All right, well, uh moving on

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Speaker 1: to Tesla, which is owned by I believe Elon Musk.

455
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Speaker 1: Is that right, the guy from Twitter, the anti Semitic guy,

456
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Speaker 1: is he? Yeah? Wow, yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, it's

457
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: actually called X. Things have changed in this house, just

458
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Speaker 1: so you know, since you've been away in this house,

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Speaker 1: we believe X is still called Twitter. Yes, yes, yes,

460
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: thank you, and that X is still called Twitter. Mister

461
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: jabb Needles the worst Wu tang nickname Needles. So Tesla's

462
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: being forced to recall just a couple million cars due

463
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Speaker 1: to million a couple cars million due to problems with

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Speaker 1: the autopilot system. Okay, so that's not even what this

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00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: interview is supposed to be about. Okay, like the car drives, Okay, yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: what's the problem. Yes, we have been selling these on

467
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Speaker 1: the basis that they are basically kit from Night Rider

468
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Speaker 1: and can just like totally drive on their own or

469
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: herbie fully loaded. But yeah, this is a two year

470
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: investigation by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has found

471
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Speaker 1: that the Tesla cars are just super fucking unsafe because

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Speaker 1: they promise more than they can actually deliver on piloting

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Speaker 1: the like thousands of pounds of metal that is wrapped

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Speaker 1: around you speeding at like eighty miles per hour. They're

475
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Speaker 1: not actually as safe as they think, which I I

476
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Speaker 1: feel like anybody who has driven on the highway and

477
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Speaker 1: like looked to their left or right and seeing somebody

478
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Speaker 1: in a Tesla like looking for something in the back

479
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: seat of their car. Oh dude, while driving could have

480
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: told you this shit. I saw a guy eating like

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Speaker 1: out of a styrofoam to go container, yes, like two

482
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: hand er like this on the fuck on the freeway

483
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: the other day, and I was like, wow, like Zaki

484
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: digging into a sale this yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: The Housewives recently said that there douy like they were

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Speaker 5: in a self driving Tesla and it.

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Speaker 1: So it doesn't count.

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Speaker 5: It still doesn't call elam bitch. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: God, that's wild though too. All the time, these like

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Speaker 1: the cars that are affected are nearly all of the

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Speaker 1: fucking vehicles sold in the United States. Yeah, that's how

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Speaker 1: many there are. I guess that's how many teslas. The

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Speaker 1: drivers want to actually have to return their vehicles, they'll

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Speaker 1: automatically receive a software update from the company. So it's

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Speaker 1: like a patch that will prevent you from dying. Oh okay,

496
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: and that's not a joke. Some of the crashes that

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Speaker 1: led to the investigation were deadly. And it's basically if

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Speaker 1: you've ever been in a Tesla and seen somebody use

499
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Speaker 1: the function, it's like it will start vibrating if your

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Speaker 1: hands aren't on the thing after like fifteen on the

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Speaker 1: what do you call it? Oh, yes, steering wheel. Yeah,

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00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: it does have a steering wheel that comes flying off,

503
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: which is what's so cool about them. But it yeah,

504
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: it's supposed to. Like the whole thing is like what

505
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: what what are you doing? Like you can't you're not

506
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Speaker 1: supposed to use the autopilot is basically what the autopilot

507
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: thing doesn't It just like doesn't do that well enough,

508
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: and so they need to ensure drivers are paying attention

509
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: when they use the autopilot because it's not an autopilot.

510
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: It's basically a thing that helps you steer, which is

511
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: not something that you really need. I don't like functionally,

512
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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're supposed to yes, but it

513
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Speaker 1: helps you steer if you're drunk, and that's what it's getting.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I am my honor, I say you

515
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Speaker 1: gotta knock down the charges because I was using autopilot.

516
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Speaker 1: I knew I was not in a good condition, and

517
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Speaker 1: you're driving the car. So it says on a pile

518
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Speaker 1: that would have that logic completely tracks with me when

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Speaker 1: I was in my twenties, Like I would have been.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh no, but like, come on, man, Like if

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00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 4: this was in college, I'm like, dude, I'm getting a

522
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Speaker 4: fucking Tesla the way I'm blacked out on Xanax all

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely fine, this is fine. But yeah, so autopilot can steer, accelerate,

525
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: and break automatically in its lane. The Tesla still stresses

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Speaker 1: that the cars can't drive themselves and human drivers must

527
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: be ready to intervene at all times, but they like

528
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Speaker 1: stress that not like not publicly, they're not stressing that

529
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: they and in fact, publicly they are making videos where

530
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: a car like drives itself through San Francisco and they're like,

531
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: look at that, you didn't even touch the steering wheel,

532
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: like this thing is magic, like and then that gets debunked,

533
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: like they're they're just fucking whine. This is just their

534
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: whole business model is being revealed to be fraudulent. We've

535
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: learned so much about it, like from this shit to

536
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: like the problem solving customer service boiler room operation where

537
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: people were complaining that they needed repairs and they're like yeah, yeah, yeah,

538
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: you're fine and just like like lying to them, Yeah wow, yeah,

539
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: what a great business model. The whole thing is a

540
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: problem because studies have shown that once people start using

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Speaker 1: automated technology, they trust it too much and zone out

542
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: just generally right. And then Tesla's monitoring system for the

543
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: autopilot simply like measured whether or not hands were present

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00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: on the steering wheel, which was easy to full. And

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00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: also it led Crags to point out that they should

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Speaker 1: also have included cameras that monitor your eyes because they

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Speaker 1: have those. I mean they had, Like so much technology

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00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: has that because that helps with advertising, right, basically everything

549
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: that you use as technology that might Well, if you

550
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: want to, if you want to blackmail me by preventing

551
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: unneeded death, go fuck yourself. Guess what I would say,

552
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: go fuck go f y f Why okay shaw, Oh

553
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: my god, you really cracked the musk like that. For

554
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: whatever reason, that performance on the New York Times really

555
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: locked it in for you. Yeah, like I had to

556
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: just you just kind of get the cadence down. You

557
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: gotta get the fuck yourself because he doesn't say it

558
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: like in a cool way. It's like, yeah, if that

559
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: go fuck yourself, It's like he's like discovering the phrase

560
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: and real go fuck yourselfself hyper But yeah, so the

561
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: company's forced to send the updates, which we'll add additional

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00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: controls and alerts to prompt drivers to be in full

563
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Speaker 1: control of the car when auto steer is enabled. Which,

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Speaker 1: so why does this exist to make r I p

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Speaker 1: My favorite genre of porn is that real? Is that

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00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: auto steer sex? Oh? I don't there's so there are

567
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: lot of people having sex in Tesla's on auto pilot.

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00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds like my nightmare. Those are people I'm

569
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Speaker 5: not trying to see.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a nightmare. And I'm like, these windows

571
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: are not tinted enough that like, yeah, I mean obviously

572
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: it's very voyeur No, exactly, like you're doing it with

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00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: all the windows down. Do we have porn hubs like

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00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: search trends of the aere yet? I feel like that's

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00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: something we've looked at in years. Well, no, they're not outpped, Yeah,

576
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: like nasty unwrapped? Yeah are they twenty twenty three? Not

577
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: out yet? Maybe they're not putting it out, but it's here.

578
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: See where Tesla Autopilot sex is on the list? Yeah,

579
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: could be. Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break

580
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about some bullshit. We'll

581
00:33:48,600 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back. We're back, and BuzzFeed

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Speaker 1: has dropped what I hope will be a tradition going forward,

583
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: a tradition unlike any other. That is twenty twenty three's

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00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: most out of touch celebrity moments. And I had missed

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00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: some of these because I don't pay that close attention

586
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: to what Bryce Dallas Howard and Kim Kardashian are doing

587
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: on social media. Oh Jack, you're missing a whole world nonsense,

588
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: a whole new wordolery.

589
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 4: Was what was braced out. I remember she was getting

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Speaker 4: like the NEPO baby thing. Yeah, I think that what

591
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: was going on.

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00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. So in May she did an Instagram post that

593
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Speaker 1: was about the challenges of breaking into the film industry

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Speaker 1: and your dad, Ron hiked. Yeah, one of the most

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00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: successful directors working and it's like a massive production company, right,

596
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: and your first roles were, oh, let me see here.

597
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: In Ron Howard films like How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

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00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: By the way, she does have the perfect nose. I

599
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: feel like the noses of the Who's in that movie

600
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: were modeled off of her.

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Speaker 5: I would die to be a who.

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00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: Oh you kind of have like a great hoo vibe. Yeah,

603
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: kill it as a Who walking murder? Are you like

604
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: the Who that they're all like? Like, Blair's kind of

605
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: like a little different than us, Right, I.

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00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 5: Got a lot of love and holidays cheer in my

607
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 5: heart to spread around. I think I fit right in.

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00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 5: I think they would be like, You're the Who that

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00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 5: we never knew we miss you know?

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00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, all right, all right. Petition to have Blair

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00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: transported to Whoville. There we go. Also, she was in

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00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: a Beautiful Mind, which I didn't even realize.

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00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 5: I need to watch that.

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Speaker 1: You got to rewatch a Beautiful Mind to see Bryce

615
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: Dallice Howard. That shit hits different when you realize Bryce

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00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: Dallas Howard's in it.

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00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 5: And see her out of touch celebrity moments.

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00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: That was just the example of teeth acting. Someone was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you remember Russell Crow's teeth in a Beautiful Mind. Oh no, no,

620
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: he's tooth acting. He's tooth acting. I don't know. Yeah,

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00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: all right. We also got Kim Kardashian promoting a wildly expensive,

622
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: totally unnecessary according to medical science MRI scan for some reason. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh I saw that one. Yeah, pre nuvo scan. Yeah.

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00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: And in August Instagram post, Kim Kardashian promoted a two thousand,

625
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: four hundred and ninety nine dollars so kind of a

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Speaker 1: deal a medical scan, which sorry, did I say scammer scan?

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00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter medical erway. Actually both are correct, which

628
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: isn't covered by insurance because it's, according to medicine, completely

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Speaker 1: unness Sari. It's her in a picture next to an

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Speaker 1: MRI machine. I believe she is wearing figs like the

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00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: form fitting medical scrubs, and she, wait, that's a thing

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00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: they got, like they got like sexy medical scrubs. I

633
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: mean they're not like they're just sexy, but they're seen.

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00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: You've seen medical scrubs. They are like cut two fit bonds.

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00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. They're like built for Minecraft

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00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: characters and yeah, figs were just like what if we

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00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: like recognized that humans worthies? Oh okay, all right, yeah

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00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: yeah but anyways, Kim said, I recently did this at

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00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: pre Nuvo scan and had to tell you all about

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00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: this life saving machine. It has really saved some of

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00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 1: my friends lives, and I just wanted to share hashtag

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00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: not an ad. That's that's that's how that's that's a

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00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: potent endorsement, I guess. But like to your point, I

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Speaker 1: like that the American Call of Preventative Medicine and the

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Speaker 1: American Cause of Radiology they're both like, this is nons

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Speaker 1: it's not necessary, it's not this isn't something you need.

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00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: But hey, it saved some of her friends lives, but

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Speaker 1: it is if you talk to doctors like a thing,

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00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: everybody's like, I think I'm gonna need an MRI on

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Speaker 1: this one to confirm what's going on.

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Speaker 5: In though that they say that though, because like I

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00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 5: saw that, and I mean I'm very easily influenced. So

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Speaker 5: one of my flaws, I was like, I need that.

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00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 5: I need that. My head hurts. I didn't breathe that

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Speaker 5: deeply for a second. I need that, Kim Kardashian, I.

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Speaker 1: Need that, Kim Kardashian, Mr. It's really good. Save in

657
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Speaker 1: the David Wayne movie The Ten, where these two neighbors

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Speaker 1: get competitive about collecting cat scam machines, like try there's

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Speaker 1: like an arms race between two neighbors collecting cat scam machines,

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Speaker 1: and I feel like that is We're not far from that,

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Speaker 1: Like people are gonna be like I got I got

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Speaker 1: my own damn MRI machine at home.

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Speaker 5: And I just love the way that this country just

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Speaker 5: makes money off of deep medical issues in humanity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, and neurotic people.

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Speaker 5: It's soulful. Yeah, I'll include I'll throw myself it's a

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Speaker 5: soulful nation and I'll throw myself in the neurotic Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would love like if it was somehow a scam

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Speaker 1: and it's just a bit like it was just somehow

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Speaker 1: like tracking like your brain activity to be like, okay,

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Speaker 1: we've we've downloaded another person with the pre neewa.

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Speaker 5: It's a Daniel Squirrel. She's working on prison there it is.

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Speaker 1: There's also a trend of rich celebrities pretending to be

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Speaker 1: working class. There's a moment in the Beckham documentary where

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Speaker 1: Victoria Beckham to come from a working class background and

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Speaker 1: like David Beckham was like what.

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Speaker 4: She was like my father would bring me to school

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Speaker 4: and pick me up, And David beckhams like, in what

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Speaker 4: kind of car? It's not really relevant, it's not actually

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Speaker 4: in what kind of car?

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Speaker 1: What kind of what kind of car? Was it a

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Speaker 1: Rolls She's like a Rolls Royce And it's like and

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Speaker 1: then he like no, he like looks at Gay's like,

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Speaker 1: is this your queen a Rolls roy Yeah. Because Beckham

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Speaker 1: definitely had a different upbringing than Victoria Beckham. But I

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Speaker 1: love how he couldn't stand for the cosplay like that

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Speaker 1: He's like I thought that that that that that I mean,

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Speaker 1: her name was Posh Spice, like that is her whole

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Speaker 1: You can't go back on that. It wasn't like trade Spice,

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Speaker 1: you know, because she's a trade or something like that right.

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Speaker 1: Then there were celebrities actually cost playing as people with

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Speaker 1: real jobs. Charlie d'milio worked at a Walmart cash worked

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Speaker 1: as a Walmart cashier for I think like one belt

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Speaker 1: worth of food. Hell yeah, video to promote her new

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Speaker 1: snack brands. But she was like just so found it,

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Speaker 1: so amusing to be like, and then what do you

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Speaker 1: do you do like this? Oh it's okay here I

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Speaker 1: am I'm understanding the gross Oh my gosh, your jobs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Sharon worked at a Starbucks.

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Speaker 5: I had missed that, but that's like going in the trenches, though.

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Speaker 5: We gotta give him that one. I mean that job.

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00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 5: Whenever I go to Starbucks, I go These men and

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00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 5: women are the brand most people I have ever met,

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Speaker 5: The things they go through, the what people tell them,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, I would blow my brains out. I mean,

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Speaker 5: these people yapping in their ear about fucking almond.

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Speaker 1: Milk and ship yeah, oat milk, oat milk. Come on, now,

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Speaker 1: you know how we get down in l a. Oh

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00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: you're sick and you moved on to oat milk.

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Speaker 5: You know you watched it. You heard the oat milk.

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00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just dropping I'm dropping little references here and

712
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 4: you know, from the special for people to get get

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Speaker 4: involved in a fan.

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00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: I know I am not.

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Speaker 5: I am not a fan, absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: It feels like it has a little more viscosity. It's

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Speaker 1: a little more like it's the back of the fake milks.

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00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: I'll say, Wow, we're doing too much.

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Speaker 5: How do we even get to oats? O Our oats

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00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 5: are not milkable. We've gotten way too We've strayed too far.

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Speaker 1: Do you sound like that? Like American dairy Lobby right now,

722
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: And they did help pay for the hour, but.

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Speaker 5: The taste is that barring. We need to be honest.

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Speaker 1: I truly love milk so much like cow's milk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really do. And the fact that they have lactose

726
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: free milk now is like, why are we doing anything else?

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00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: I need that toast, bro, I need that toast. Oh

728
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 1: the toast fucks me up. And we have a lot

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Speaker 1: of non lactose digesting individuals in my household. But it

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Speaker 1: makes sense, it really, Like, I don't I don't notice

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Speaker 1: the difference between lactose free, Like does anybody make the

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Speaker 1: claim that they're like, no, this tastes like shit without

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Speaker 1: the lactose. Actually, I've never even tried like like lactase.

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00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 5: It either.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it used to be just a product made

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Speaker 1: by Lactad, which are are the people who make the

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Speaker 1: chalky little chewa bowls that you eat before you have lactose.

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Speaker 1: And so that was kind of gross, like that got

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00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: lactose free milk off on a bad foot. But now

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00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: like all the regular milk companies now have lactose free

741
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: milk and it's exactly the same.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: See, I have learned so much in this short time together.

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00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 5: It is crazy. I've always seen lactaid, but it sounds

745
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 5: so pharmaceutical keeps.

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00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. It got us off on the wrong foot.

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00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: But try try lactose free milk if you don't like yeah, yeah.

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00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: And also if you did, yeah, you're fucking built for it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: David Letterman made a video in which he pretended to

750
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Speaker 1: work at a grocery store. We'll forgive him for that.

751
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: I cannot Prince William served veggie burgers out of a

752
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: food truck and looked but wildly uncomfortable. But this was

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00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: I think his attempt to be like, I'm the people's prince,

754
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: not Harry. Look at me. He's like he's like using

755
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: like fucking hand sanitizer every time he hands something off

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00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: to a regular person. Oh my god, Okay, what's the

757
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: next one? All right? Anyways, shout out to BuzzFeed because

758
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: I talking a lot of shit about how bad the

759
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: internet is these days, and it is bad. Everything is

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00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: written by AI. Now it turns out it looks like

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00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 1: but BuzzFeed still doing their thing out there. Yep. Hashtag

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00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: not a ned hashtag not an ned, hashtag greeneuvos can

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00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: save my life hashtag, hashtag, hashtag mar ketting, hashtag just kidding,

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Speaker 1: hashtag full on the inside, end the outside hashtag you

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00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: all right? Hashtag this Christmas gift will change your life

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00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: by getting you to finally shut the fuck up exactly,

767
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: put your ass on mute.

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00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 5: I'm all, here's bitch.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So we all, like we talk about all the time

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00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 4: on the show, like how we're like we're always as

772
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 4: every day getting closer to like a Wally type world.

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00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 4: And I'm curious what you guys think of this thing,

774
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 4: if is dystopian or useful. So there's this picture if

775
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 4: you could all look in the dock that is not

776
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 4: a virtual oral sex simulator. That's actually a device called

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00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 4: a mute talk and if and you're like thinking, like,

778
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 4: what the fuck is this? Guys were in a VR

779
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 4: headset with like a box strap to his mouth, and

780
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 4: you're like, so, if it isn't a kunn of Lingis simulator,

781
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 4: then what is it. Well, it's a Bluetooth device that

782
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 4: serves as a microphone.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It also slightly muffles the sound

784
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: of your voice, so people or by can only kind

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00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: of hear what you're talking about. Does it like suck

786
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: the words out of your mouth, like like like someone

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00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: speaking from beyond the veil in a horror movie, Like

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00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's being spoken backwards. No, it's okay.

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00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 4: Look, if you're really into the science of it, it's

790
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 4: using something called the Helmholtz resonator principle, which is just

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00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 4: a muting I don't know, man, it's about like taking

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00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 4: it's a Hemholt's resonat say.

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00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Less man, thank you. It's a Helmholtz resonating exactly.

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00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 4: It's using car mufflers and things like that. It's like,

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Look, I'm not I'm not a science guy.

796
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 4: I'm only into weird digital SMM products. That's why this

797
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 4: had caught my eye. But like, so it's being marketed

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00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 4: as a device for people who are on the phone

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00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 4: who like want to be on a wild ass conversation

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00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 4: in public or something, or at gamers. That way, you

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00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 4: don't wake your family while just getting totally pooned on Fortnite.

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00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: Or some shit. And so I get one of these

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00:46:55,280 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: things on Donald Trump. Oh yeah, that's gonna be on.

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00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: We send a pack of these two Congress maybe thanks

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00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: Bill Mahrk. But yeah, I mean I get the need

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00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: for something like this if I guess you're allowed talker

807
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: in public, but it's it doesn't might it just doesn't

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00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: make sense? Fully, Blair, what are your thoughts on a

809
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: device like a fucking bomb?

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00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 5: I'm conflicted. Honestly, it's part of me the loves the idea.

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00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 5: But then also if I get the fantastical side of

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00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 5: my brain is like that sounds cool. The other more

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00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 5: responsible high school principal and me says we must.

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00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: Stop this now.

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00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 5: Before we are taking over.

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00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that? It looks like a viewfinder like that

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00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: want to you know, like it looks like a new

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00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 1: finder that goes over your mouth. It looks like an

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00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: oculus for your mouth.

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Speaker 5: Oculus is such a sick word.

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Speaker 1: Oculus. Yeah, that they got they got the good name back.

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00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 1: Then they should call it the talk You Less Talks. Yeah,

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00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: you talk fucking sucks, I was. That was my main

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00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: note for this is that the it looks like an

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00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: S and M device and the name sucks. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like a like something having to do with mucus or something,

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00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: but like talk you less miles. Look, Howard, are you

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00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: a billionaire? I asked myself that every death, because I

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00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: have so much debt that all my billions go to

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00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: the servicing my debt. I have billions in debt Jacks,

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Speaker 1: I am under somehow I have billion dollars worth of debt.

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Speaker 4: But the reviews are also decidedly meh, Like people are like,

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00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 4: I don't know, you can use it. It kind of

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00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 4: sounds like it's definitely muffled, but your kind of mouth

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00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 4: has to get used to talking like in those little

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00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 4: tiny box the whole time. But the company behind this

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00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 4: is Japanese, which now makes a lot more sense to

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00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 4: me because since being audible in public is like peak rudeness,

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Speaker 4: Like you do not want to be out here on

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Speaker 4: your phone in public, So I guess like if you

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00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 4: absolutely had to. This is like the wave but they

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00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 4: also this same company makes this other device called the

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00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 4: Wear Space, and it's like horse blinders for a human.

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00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 4: It looks like a it's like a noise canceling headset

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00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 4: that can basically like envelop your entire head. Blair, I

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00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 4: know you're laughing just by looking at this thing.

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Speaker 5: I'm well, no, I mean I gotta, I gotta make

848
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 5: a hard turn and say this. Actually this company seems

849
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 5: suited for my knees because I was like, that sounds

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00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 5: like my heaven. I trying to check out.

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Speaker 1: Take me blind, Take me to blind, mute me right yeah,

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00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: put me in the matrix. This all looks like like

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00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,240
Speaker 1: you know how every year there's a new American horror

854
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: story like cover like cover art that comes out. This

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00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: all looks like that ship to me, like it just

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00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: Between the wear Space and Mutak, the Wear Space from

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Speaker 4: the designers is quote it's a device that allows users

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Speaker 4: to wear a personalized space equipped with noise cancelation technology

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Speaker 4: and a partitioning function that visually blocks portions.

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Speaker 1: Of the space. It allows horse blinder it's not space

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Speaker 1: horse wearing space. You stay in your lane. That also

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Speaker 1: allows wears to quote instantly create a psychological boundary with

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Speaker 1: their surroundings and acquire a personal space while being in

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Speaker 1: such open environments. But yeah, Blairs just did ten burpies.

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh, yeah, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Actually, that psychological barrier coming up.

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Speaker 5: Give me that psychological barrier. I haven't searching for that

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Speaker 5: my whole life.

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Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, so this is interesting too.

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Speaker 4: It says it's equipped with a visual angle adjustment mechanism,

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Speaker 4: which just sounds like some kind of like bendable thing

873
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Speaker 4: to just maybe block off your field of vision, operated

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Speaker 4: by opening closing the partition, a noise cancelation function, and

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00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 4: a sound filtering function that allows you just to customize

876
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 4: only those sounds they don't want to miss, such.

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Speaker 1: As someone calling their name or knocking on the door.

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00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: This is uh, this is this does invent a new

879
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: rudest thing to do when someone asks you a question.

880
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: Slide one of those and then block yourself. Yeah, and

881
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: then look at them again and then put them U

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Speaker 1: talk over your back.

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Speaker 5: I need one of those. I need one of those.

884
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 5: I will spend all my money on that.

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00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: What would you how would you use this horse blinder

886
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: for humans? Like? What context are you thinking, okay, this

887
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: is this has Blairs Hockey written over.

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00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 5: I'm thinking twenty three hours a day come out. It's like,

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00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 5: you know, I've always looked at turtles. I've been so

890
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 5: extremely jealous of turtles. They can just retract inside their

891
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 5: home built in and it's incredible saying no, thank you,

892
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 5: go back inside. Now someone's mid conversation, the turtle just

893
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 5: goes back bye bye, yeah, michell.

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Speaker 1: And this would be like that for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a like a like a like an online

896
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Speaker 4: dating app. Date isn't going well, and you're like, actually,

897
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Speaker 4: just one second, while you're talking about crypto, hold on,

898
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 4: let me get this one.

899
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

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Speaker 5: In this conversation right now.

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Speaker 1: I do like that it has like ego adjustments. So

902
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, the one thing you do want

903
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: to cut through is someone saying your name. Yeah, so

904
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: you know that that will wake you out of your

905
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: digital comb. How does it does it learn your name?

906
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just open it up a little

907
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: bit more.

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00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably like any noise canceling stuff that can

909
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 4: kind of give you brief like filter sound filtering. But yeah, again,

910
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 4: this thing is all it's all very futuristic. I don't

911
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 4: know what it's saying about us, talk about brothers.

912
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: Little helper. Just tune those kids out, baby, talk shit

913
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: about them to your friends and into the mutalk right Like,

914
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: I can't believe him. He's so fucking embarrassing my kid,

915
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: so selfish. Anyways, Uh, true nightmare that we're living in.

916
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,479
Speaker 1: But I mean, for some a fantasy as as we've learned, Blair,

917
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: this this thing might be purpose built for you.

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00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 5: Oh no, I mean this was this person we've never met,

919
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 5: but they're my greatest lover of all time. The soul

920
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 5: there in my spirit, there in my mind, body, spirits, soul.

921
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: You just see a couple both wearing wear spaces with.

922
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 5: Utalks like, just like, that's my dream, that's my literal dream.

923
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: Like I just like to feel that someone's there. I

924
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: don't want to acknowledge them really beyond that that is.

925
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 5: Your romance in my heart.

926
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, amazing, Well, Blair as always truly a pleasure

927
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: having you. Yeahze, Gus, where can people find you? Follow

928
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff?

929
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 5: Are you guys kidding me? This was my freaking honor.

930
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 5: I can't even believe it. I miss I missed the zykang.

931
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 5: I missed the the zeitgeist. I miss it all. It's

932
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 5: great to be bad. I'll say thanks for watching my special.

933
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 5: You know, it's a big deal. It's put your heart

934
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 5: and so it's like the last ten years in my life.

935
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 5: I'm really proud of it. So I would love for

936
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 5: you guys to go watch it. It's on beeps. You

937
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 5: can access it in the link in my bio on

938
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Speaker 5: any of my social media, my website blairsockey dot com

939
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 5: and oh yeah, and my social media. If you're not

940
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 5: following me, but I think you probably are because we're

941
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 5: old friends. Is that Blair Sacke B L A I

942
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Speaker 5: R S O C C. I.

943
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 4: Do you know what I fucking still think about, Blair

944
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 4: is when how you talked about how you had the

945
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 4: reply guy called piss freak four or whatever and then

946
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 4: reply it to you. I It's like, it's it's this

947
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 4: thing I always think about, and I used the phrase

948
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 4: piss freak all the time as like my own mental

949
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 4: reference to you tweeting about this reply.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

951
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Speaker 6: Well, it was a crazy moment when he left for

952
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 6: like a few months and I didn't know where he went,

953
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 6: and then I did. I put the call out to

954
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 6: the universe and he returned and then everyone was like

955
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 6: joined in.

956
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 1: Like right, it was like a missing yeah, missing reply

957
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: guy reunion. Yeah is there a work a media you've

958
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: been enjoying?

959
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 5: Well, I was wondering about that, but then I just

960
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 5: saw this, God, where did it go? This post where? God?

961
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 5: I lost it. It was so freaking funny about this

962
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 5: girl catching her boyfriend cheating by knowing that her best

963
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 5: friend had a peenied alogy, and so she gave her

964
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 5: boyfriend eployees and then and then her bff later had

965
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 5: to go to the emergency room for anphylactic shock. And

966
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 5: that's how she she's a detective, goddamn freaking nuclear physicist.

967
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: Whoa wait, did she like give him a blowy with

968
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: peanut butter in her mouth or yeah.

969
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Sorry, that wasn't not appropriate. I also like

970
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 5: to show the buccaneers if anyone.

971
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: Recommendation, because I lost.

972
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 5: The tweet like a devil, and so I just told

973
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 5: a disgusting story. But the tweet was really funny.

974
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's wild like that. I can't believe that

975
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: hasn't happened in a movie yet, but it's going to.

976
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: Now that's fucked up Miles. Where can people find you?

977
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: Is there a workI media you've been enjoying?

978
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 4: Uh, find me on you know, the AT based platforms,

979
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 4: at Miles of Gray. Find Jack and I on our

980
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 4: basketball podcast Miles and Jack Got Mapping Boosti's recently.

981
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: Had fellow brewin on Ryan Hollins. So that was a

982
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: nice little bit. I remember him. Yeah, yeah, me too.

983
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 1: We was there at the same time. And anyway, that

984
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: was a fantastic episode. And also if you like ninety

985
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: day Fiance, check me out on four to twenty day

986
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Speaker 1: Fiance with Sofia Alexandra. Let's see. Is there any tweet

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00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: I like?

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00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 4: Uh, here's one from at James j haik h A

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Speaker 4: E c K. There was a there's a picture from

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00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 4: the like the Nintendo SEO says when Nintendo had massive

991
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 4: drops in revenue from the less successful we You, Sato

992
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 4: Iuata cut his pay in half for five months to

993
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 4: pay for it rather than blame others or layoff workers.

994
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 4: And that was just kind of like this thing that

995
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 4: was being you know, shared, and you're like wow, wow,

996
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 4: damn and it said also he and then he tweeted

997
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 4: Once upon a time in twenty fourteen, Lancha Cat. He

998
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 4: talks about cut his own pay by fifty percent. Legendary

999
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,919
Speaker 4: game designer she gave him. Miyamoto willingly took a thirty

1000
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 4: percent cut. Other board members also cut. They're paid by

1001
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 4: twenty percent, and it's just like, seems like a fucking fantasy.

1002
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, couldn't be us, couldn't be states CEO

1003
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: taking a big cut. Come on, no, fuck away. It's

1004
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: just a bunch of like two thousand people. It can

1005
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: be fired. Yeah, it works, Mattel Nah, we're just firing

1006
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: all the people. It's not us, not the board, the

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00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: CEOs so works. Media. I've been enjoying, obviously Live from

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Speaker 1: the Big Dog. We will link after that footnote Blair's

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Speaker 1: our special. I also enjoyed this tweet from at iPod MacBook,

1010
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: who tweeted, Yeah, I'm excited for Dune too. Dune to

1011
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: others as I would have them June to me. You

1012
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian. You

1013
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeikeeist. We're at

1014
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: the Daily Skeeist on Instagram with Facebook fan page on

1015
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: our website Daily zeikeist dot com, where we post our

1016
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: episodes and our foot where we link off to the

1017
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well

1018
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Speaker 1: as a song that we think you might enjoy. And

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00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: this might be is it if it's the one you

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Speaker 1: were playing before we started recording? This might be my favorite?

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Speaker 1: Oh we weren't on that one? Did we go out

1022
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Speaker 1: on that? All right? Well? The one that the baby

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Speaker 1: keem one from Presidendo, Yeah, leave me alone. Let's see.

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Speaker 4: I think we will go out on Diamond Cafes track

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Speaker 4: Say You Will.

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Speaker 1: You know, it has very nice like throwback.

1027
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Speaker 4: R and B vibes, very eighties kind of R and

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Speaker 4: B but pop kind of you know, it feels like

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00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 4: something that would have been like a Prince adjacent kind

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Speaker 4: of thing.

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Speaker 1: But check this out. It's nice, easy track on a

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00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: nice little melody. So this is Say you Will by

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Speaker 1: Diamond Cafe. All right. We will link off to that

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Speaker 1: in the footnotes. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of

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Speaker 1: iHeart Radio. For more podcasts from my Heart Radio is

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to

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Speaker 1: your favorite shows. That is gonna do it for us

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Speaker 1: this morning, back this afternoon to tell you what is trending,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to y'all then, But why