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Speaker 1: your favorite store. You know, every day we get emails
Speaker 1: and text to our show from listeners commenting on the
Speaker 1: second date updates. Oh yeah, we're saying things like that
Speaker 1: guy was a total jerk. I hope he falls down
Speaker 1: an escalator breaks his face, or that girl sounded hot.
Speaker 1: Give him my number. I'll show how a real man
Speaker 1: sows a sweater. Is it all the same guy? It's
Speaker 1: that one dude, like twenty times a day. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I feel like his name is Randy. A lot of
Speaker 1: the times, though, our listeners just want to know what
Speaker 1: happened after a couple agreed to go out again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even I do. We don't get updates that often. Want
Speaker 1: to know are they still together? Did they break up? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: today we have an update from two people who were
Speaker 1: on with us a few months ago. You might remember.
Speaker 1: Their names are Laurie and jarm Oh my gosh, how
Speaker 1: could you not forget Charms? We paid for them to
Speaker 1: go out on another date, So we're going to play
Speaker 1: their original second Date update and then immediately after we'll
Speaker 1: find out where their relationship is today. Dude, this guy
Speaker 1: is like infamous to me. It's the return of jarm
Speaker 1: in your second Date update update. Right after this second
Speaker 1: date update, we got an email from one of our
Speaker 1: listeners who said he wants to apologize to us in
Speaker 1: advance for what's about to happen in today's call. Oh
Speaker 1: no good, I don't know what he did yet, but
Speaker 1: he's on the phone with us, and his name. Tell
Speaker 1: me if I'm getting this right, is it jarm jarm? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I feel like you need to apologize for making fun
Speaker 1: of his name already, Jeffrey, I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure it's a unique name. Is it short for like Jarmonjelo? What? Uh?
Speaker 1: It's actually just short for Jarmond Okay, name Jarmon arm.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move back. So, Jarn, you said you
Speaker 1: wanted to apologize to us in your email, So go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead? What oh? Um? Yeah, so I wanted to
Speaker 1: apologize in advance. Um, but you do not accept Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Jar, you're apologizing to us or
Speaker 1: to your date. I'm apologizing to you. Why, Well, because
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the show, and I listened to
Speaker 1: you guys. I listened to the second date updates all
Speaker 1: the time. Oh, we hate that, You're right, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not why we do this at all. Well, so
Speaker 1: the thing is that I hear people talk about crazy
Speaker 1: things that they do on their dates, and none of
Speaker 1: that happened with me. So that's that's what I would
Speaker 1: like to apologize for. How dare you you're apologizing for
Speaker 1: calling us with a boring story? Yeah, I just I
Speaker 1: would like your help. But it really was just a
Speaker 1: regular old, boring date. Okay, that's all right, Jar. Why
Speaker 1: don't you tell us the name of the girl that
Speaker 1: you want us to call? Her name is Laurie? Okay,
Speaker 1: where'd you meet her on a dating app? Right? Um?
Speaker 1: Which I also got from the show. You guys are
Speaker 1: always talking about that's a great way to meet people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's already going to turn out bad
Speaker 1: if you're taking data and advice from us. But to continue, Jarm,
Speaker 1: what did you and Lorie do? Well? I posted a
Speaker 1: picture and I know cool people call it a pick,
Speaker 1: but she was the only person who matched with me. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we thank you're cool man. Oh okay, well, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Welcome. We met at a restaurant, you know,
Speaker 1: to be safe, we had we had dinner, yes, and
Speaker 1: it was over okay. And what were the highlights there?
Speaker 1: Arms you need a little bit more detail maybe, Um,
Speaker 1: I guess that's the problem because I pretty much just
Speaker 1: told you the highlights. Okay. Really, so, like the best
Speaker 1: thing that happened is that you went to dinner and talked. Well,
Speaker 1: there was one possible thrilling moment. Oh okay, do tell
Speaker 1: I did try to tell her some elephant jokes to
Speaker 1: lighten the mood. Oh can we hear? Can we hear one?
Speaker 1: Try out some material at us? Oh? Sure, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can tell you one. Um. Okay, So one some
Speaker 1: hunters were after an elephant and the elephant um didn't
Speaker 1: know what to do. So he met his friend Aunt
Speaker 1: on the road and he told Aunt this problem that
Speaker 1: he had, and Aunt said, don't worry, just hide behind me,
Speaker 1: you get it, because he's small. Well, the Aunt's small,
Speaker 1: right right? Yeah? So John, did she crack up like
Speaker 1: we are? Yeah? Well, not really. I did try a
Speaker 1: few more, but I kind of gave up in the
Speaker 1: middle of my fourth one. She didn't seem to get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't expect all these people that you date to
Speaker 1: get the highbrow elephant humor I made. I would say, like,
Speaker 1: if she's not laughing ever the first one, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go to the phone. But but Jarm's an optimist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was the date like at the end, Jarm, we
Speaker 1: just said good night, we shook hands, and that was it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sure, yeah, are you going to be upset
Speaker 1: if that's the problem, Jarm, if she was just too
Speaker 1: bored on the date, I mean, I guess I wouldn't
Speaker 1: find it that out of the ordinary for me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not an exciting person. Oh, jo body, So I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not something that I struggle with. I've
Speaker 1: accepted it. I'm a pretty boring dude. Okay, Arm, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna let you be boring. Okay, We're gonna pull
Speaker 1: through for you. Yeah. Yeah, and this is pretty exciting
Speaker 1: that you're doing this. Look at you. You're on the
Speaker 1: You're stepping out of your comfort zone there, Jarm. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know, I've heard you guys work miracles before,
Speaker 1: and considering she's the only person I matched up with,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you could work your magic here. We
Speaker 1: got this job. We're gonna pull a miracle for you
Speaker 1: right now. We're gonna play a song. Come back, call
Speaker 1: Laurie and get your second date update. Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let me hear you be really excited about it. Jarm,
Speaker 1: I am that was that's I am very friend. Well
Speaker 1: plasng and do it after this. When he goes on
Speaker 1: a hot date, he's home and in bed by eight pm.
Speaker 1: His go to romantic move is to comment on the
Speaker 1: cleanliness of your silverware. When he tells an elephant joke,
Speaker 1: he tells four of them, all in a row. He's
Speaker 1: the least boring man in the world, and his name
Speaker 1: is jarm Arm. JARMI there, yes, I'm here. Okay, there
Speaker 1: he is. There's that intro for you. Jar Jarm went
Speaker 1: out with a girl named Laurie, and he's worried he
Speaker 1: may have been a little bit too boring on his date.
Speaker 1: But Jarm, I don't believe you're boring. I think there's
Speaker 1: something in your life that you're passionate about. We just
Speaker 1: don't know it yet. Oh um, when I was fourteen,
Speaker 1: I had asked a collection. Oh I also had a
Speaker 1: stamp collection, Jarmu. We also had a sick cat that
Speaker 1: Pete on the stamp collection. So yeah, you are interesting,
Speaker 1: jarm I love you and we never asked you this.
Speaker 1: Have you actually tried reaching out to Laurie yet or
Speaker 1: is this the first time I have? She hasn't responded, Okay,
Speaker 1: and what did you like about her? Well? I like
Speaker 1: that we matched? Okay, well the app? All right, that
Speaker 1: the app match, You're the only one that Well they
Speaker 1: both find each other attractive. That's a good start. They
Speaker 1: sound perfect to me. Yeah. Well, technically she never said
Speaker 1: that she thought I was attractive, but I can verify
Speaker 1: that I think she is. Okay, all confirmed? All right,
Speaker 1: jarm I feel like I'm gonna get the We're gonna
Speaker 1: get the female version of you on the phone here
Speaker 1: in about thirty seconds. Let's find out. Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: call Laurie for you right now? Are you ready? I
Speaker 1: am ready? Are you amped up? My palms are a
Speaker 1: little sweaty, but please yeah, helped me? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die the number right now here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: how can I speak to Laurie? Please? Did? Is she? Hey, Laurie?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, him,
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you? Oh? You sound like you listen. Well,
Speaker 1: it's so funny because I just talked about this show
Speaker 1: the other night. What complaint blog were you on this time? No? Um,
Speaker 1: I was talking about it with a date who I'm
Speaker 1: now like suspicious might be actually the one initiating this call.
Speaker 1: You're really good, Laurie. What's the name of your date? Jarm?
Speaker 1: Did he ask you guys to call me? It is Jarn? Yes,
Speaker 1: he did, so, Wait, you guys were talking about us?
Speaker 1: We were? Yeah. Was it a fun conversation for you? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean he brought it up the show that it's
Speaker 1: like something he listens to and likes a lot, and
Speaker 1: so we were just kind of talking about it, and
Speaker 1: I've definitely heard the show before, but it sounds like
Speaker 1: he listens a lot. Okay, So is that why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back? Because he listens to the show,
Speaker 1: he must be a terrible person. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. Jarn told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date, and he really likes you, and he's caught
Speaker 1: onto the fact that you're not responding to him anymore.
Speaker 1: He wants to know the reason why. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not that I am not responding. I just needed a
Speaker 1: little bit of time. That means you're not responding. Wait,
Speaker 1: that means that you had actually thought about going out
Speaker 1: with him again. Listen, the date was fun. He's like,
Speaker 1: really cute. He's got this kind of funny Michael Sarah
Speaker 1: vibe thing going on. Oh my god, I could totally
Speaker 1: see that analogy. Actually, yeah, I mean he was worried
Speaker 1: that he was too boring for you, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: like a negative thing. He knows fully, very self aware
Speaker 1: of his boring level. I think it's funny. I like
Speaker 1: his sort of his personality and his blackness. It's just
Speaker 1: I just was having some kind of trouble processing. It's
Speaker 1: this weird thing that happened. Oh what weird thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he told you, guys, um that he
Speaker 1: was telling some jokes. It's a cable. Oh yeah, elephant jokes.
Speaker 1: We heard the one about the aunt. Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: didn't get the other three that he told you, but
Speaker 1: we heard the aunt one. Yeah, well I didn't love
Speaker 1: them because they weren't They weren't very funny. Is that why? No? No, Um,
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't think he's funny. It's just
Speaker 1: he couldn't have known. But um, I actually have some
Speaker 1: history with elephants. Your X is an elephant. No, but
Speaker 1: my uncle was actually just on a safari last year
Speaker 1: and there was a pretty bad accident with an elephant.
Speaker 1: Who No, Yeah, and like the first elephant joke he made,
Speaker 1: I tried to kind of like avoid it and not
Speaker 1: really laugh at it and just move on from it,
Speaker 1: but he kept telling elephant joke. Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: would anyone know? Though? Yeah, did you tell him that
Speaker 1: you had an uncle that had a running with an elephant?
Speaker 1: It sounds like a joke in it of itself. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it's not because being honest, I know, I
Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy, but like, honestly, it was really
Speaker 1: traumatic and I wasn't, like really still not ready to
Speaker 1: talk about it, and I definitely didn't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it on a first date. And I know it
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, but my uncle was really hurt. I mean,
Speaker 1: he was still recovering. Well, I feel like maybe Jarms
Speaker 1: should know why you were not laughing and why you
Speaker 1: were turned off by that, Like you never told that
Speaker 1: to him. I didn't. You're right, I just wasn't really
Speaker 1: ready to talk about it. Don't you think he has
Speaker 1: a right to know though? That That's why I mean eventually, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just don't like you. Yeah, everything else is fine, It's
Speaker 1: just that one thing kept happening, you know. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: more is about to happen because Jarm is actually on
Speaker 1: the phone and he's been listening this whole time. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: he heard and he really wants to talk with you, Jarm.
Speaker 1: Wait hold up, who's happening right now? Yeah, he's been listening. Sorry, Oh,
Speaker 1: I just want to say how sorry I am. I
Speaker 1: really I had no idea, hey, Jarm, Um, wow, all right,
Speaker 1: this is like I'm just a little cut off guard.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really ready for this. Um, if you don't
Speaker 1: mind me asking, um, was it an Indian elephant or
Speaker 1: an African bush elephant? What? It's not important, Arm, It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. I actually honestly don't even know. It's kind
Speaker 1: of besides the point, you know. Yeah, yeah again, Laurie,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really sorry. Um, thank you. Can I can
Speaker 1: I just ask was it a kick or a trampling?
Speaker 1: Trying to figure out about the elephant attack Terma, like,
Speaker 1: really doesn't matter what kind of elephant was or how
Speaker 1: the accident happened. I really don't want to keep rehashing this. Yeah, John,
Speaker 1: this isn't like elephants CSI. We don't need to get
Speaker 1: to the bottom of this case. We're trying to get
Speaker 1: back to the date. Okay, maybe drive you should concert
Speaker 1: on the fact that she actually really liked you. Maybe
Speaker 1: say something nice to Laurie about how you felt about her.
Speaker 1: Good job, Laurie. I think you are beautiful and I
Speaker 1: really enjoy talking with you. And you know, if if
Speaker 1: elephants are no, no, go with something else, try something else.
Speaker 1: There's literally like an elephant in the room, and it's
Speaker 1: like it really means it this time. What I was
Speaker 1: going to say is if elephants are a problem, we
Speaker 1: don't have to ever talk about elephants again. Okay, that's insinuating.
Speaker 1: I think that's for the best. Yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 1: I'm just not yet, you know. It's still really really fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally understand that. And in the meantime, if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind letting me know if anyone in your family
Speaker 1: had any sort of traumatic experience with zebras, because I
Speaker 1: do know a lot about that species. That is a good,
Speaker 1: good question. Zebras are safe, Jarms, Zebras are safe? All right? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sensing some positivity here, So with that in mind,
Speaker 1: we would like to offer to send you and Jarm
Speaker 1: out on a date, and we'll pay for it. Jarm
Speaker 1: will not make any elephant jokes. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear the zebra jokes. Yes? Is that he? Yesn't say
Speaker 1: that I know zebra jokes. I just said that I
Speaker 1: know a lot about the species, but I'll have to
Speaker 1: look up some zebra jokes. But I'm okay. Well, there
Speaker 1: you go. He can give you a PowerPoint presentation on
Speaker 1: the origins of zebras and then throwing a joke. Would
Speaker 1: you like to sign up for that? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: Sign me up. I can't wait to see the PowerPoint presentation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know why. I'm so shocked.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jar, I don't need to be so shocked,
Speaker 1: but holy hell, no, I'm I'm thrilled. Hooray. We're thrilled
Speaker 1: for your congratulations. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, you
Speaker 1: just heard a second date update from a few months ago,
Speaker 1: and we actually have the couple back on the phone
Speaker 1: with us. Oh, I'm so excited. Jarm and Lorie, welcome back. Hi,
Speaker 1: thanks for having us. Oh that's a happy voice. Jar
Speaker 1: are you there? I am here and I am also happy. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? How's things been since you guys
Speaker 1: were on the show with us a few months ago.
Speaker 1: They've been pretty good. It's been nice. You know. It
Speaker 1: was kind of tough at first. Definitely caught a lot
Speaker 1: of flak from friends and family for a dating a
Speaker 1: guy that put me on air, right, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: So what was the second date? Like? We went to dinner.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to know that I took your
Speaker 1: advice and I started the second date off with a
Speaker 1: zebra joke. Oh no, I want to hear it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to hear the joke. Okay, what's the joke? God,
Speaker 1: you want to hear it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Okay. Um.
Speaker 1: Why aren't zebras fans of coloring books? What they don't
Speaker 1: like having to stay in between the lions Lions. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was worth it, jo, I
Speaker 1: think that got laur into the bedroom with that one.
Speaker 1: I don't know about all that. So has there been
Speaker 1: more dates since then? Are you guys like a couple?
Speaker 1: We've we've actually been on four dates since the second date,
Speaker 1: so that would make six six dates. So what do
Speaker 1: you think of Laurie? Where's your status set? I mean,
Speaker 1: he's he's exactly right, definitely, no titles yet. We are
Speaker 1: taking it slow and you know, yeah, it's it's going good,
Speaker 1: but you're not official. Well we're not official, but um
Speaker 1: we have kissed a few times and um, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to kiss and tell, but we did kiss. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's exactly. Oh my god. Okay, now my parents are
Speaker 1: definitely going to give me even more. But but no,
Speaker 1: we only kiss. We haven't gone all the way. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's just so oh my god. I feel like
Speaker 1: Jarme's gonna call us in a couple bunths and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna forward us some picks. He's like, Lorie, just
Speaker 1: it's going really great. Oh my god. No, but seriously,
Speaker 1: we're so happy for you. Guys. That sounds awesome. So
Speaker 1: you're planning to keep going on dates? Yeah? And actually
Speaker 1: I was wondering, um, if you guys had any suggestions
Speaker 1: for another date idea because I was thinking it might
Speaker 1: be nice. Uh just in exchange for us giving you
Speaker 1: this update, if you guys could pay for it like
Speaker 1: you did last time. You want not just like in exchange? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you want to get paid for colly, not paid
Speaker 1: just you know that you know, maybe you would pay
Speaker 1: for the date. Let's we can send you at again.
Speaker 1: What do we have gift cards for? Right now? We'll
Speaker 1: find something back at the promotions. Yeah, we'll talk to that.
Speaker 1: We'll see what do you guys want to go see?
Speaker 1: Like an improv show? We have some passes for one
Speaker 1: of those. Oh um, do you have anything else? Improv
Speaker 1: is fine? That's okay, fine, Um, yeah, I guess we'll
Speaker 1: take that then see. Hey, he's already a good a
Speaker 1: good guy. He's like letting her take the leak. All right, jar,
Speaker 1: we'll send you the passes. Keep us updated on how
Speaker 1: your relationships going. All right, thank you? All right, we
Speaker 1: appreciate