Speaker 1: The Nicker Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Glaser Podcast. It's Tuesday. I'm
Speaker 1: back in St. Louis with Andrew Colin in studio. Um
Speaker 1: we have special guests all this week. I um, as
Speaker 1: I said on last Thursday, I announced it on this
Speaker 1: on my on our Instagram story. But I am. I
Speaker 1: have vocal cord demage damage. That's French for damage, it's
Speaker 1: not um and I need to not talk outside of
Speaker 1: my podcast and my contractual obligations. And so I'm a
Speaker 1: little quiet baby baby, a little baby bird who can't
Speaker 1: talk no more. I love that, Like I can only
Speaker 1: talk on my podcast, my five other things I'm doing,
Speaker 1: and uh, well you know it's just well, I can't talk.
Speaker 1: I can't hang out with anyone anymore. I cannot have
Speaker 1: I can't talk on the phone. I am seeing my
Speaker 1: therapist today because I'm losing my fucking mind, not being
Speaker 1: able to talk or have friends anymore. UM So I
Speaker 1: will be talking to her. But other than that talk,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about why you've been so quiet
Speaker 1: to me since you got here, and then I forgot
Speaker 1: that you have vocal rest or. You hate me. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you kept looking over at me. It's
Speaker 1: so do you realize that everyone can see? Do you
Speaker 1: have periful vision? Is that where I can see dead people?
Speaker 1: Let me just bring in our guests. I need the
Speaker 1: help today. Not only is it Noah joining us from Arizona,
Speaker 1: but Um back by popular demand and because I just
Speaker 1: love him so freaking much. You knew him from multiple
Speaker 1: hundreds of appearances on You Up with Niki Lazer on
Speaker 1: Serious Sexum, and then he was also on my podcast
Speaker 1: that I did during Quarantine a lot one of my
Speaker 1: best friends. He's in New York. He has a new
Speaker 1: podcast coming out very soon. When is it dropping? Ian Finance?
Speaker 1: It dropped yesterday. It's called Being Ian with Jordan's Me
Speaker 1: and Jordan Jensen. What wait, Being Ian with Jordan's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me and Jordan Jensen have a podcast. We got the
Speaker 1: lumin Ears to do the theme song. And uh, it's
Speaker 1: like people I didn't know. I don't know who Jordan
Speaker 1: is friends. She's hilarious. She's a girl that's in the
Speaker 1: in the I of course I know who she is.
Speaker 1: She's so funny. She works to sell it, right, she
Speaker 1: works to sell it every night she's hilarious all the time.
Speaker 1: She's so funny. I sorry, I didn't I was picturing
Speaker 1: a boy. She's a boy name and I don't like it. Well,
Speaker 1: I also have a boy in my basement, but he's
Speaker 1: not part of the show. Uh show him. It's great.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It's really fun like a being being
Speaker 1: ian in prison for the boy. But you got the
Speaker 1: luminears to do the well. Oh no, he has show far. Well,
Speaker 1: so far, we're not impressed. So tell me you used
Speaker 1: to always bring in a little like slide whistle into
Speaker 1: the jacket. I used to have a slide whistle. Now
Speaker 1: I have a rams horn. Um Ian Finance is one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people. If you don't know who he is,
Speaker 1: maybe ever to live. He makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: He makes He's one of the only people who has
Speaker 1: conjured p to come out of my vagina hole when
Speaker 1: I've been around him, because he makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: He um, he just he just even when he's sad,
Speaker 1: he's funny. When he's he's he he is all over
Speaker 1: the place. He is so honest. What else abody and
Speaker 1: he is? I showed him my penis because I thought
Speaker 1: I had an STD. When was that We were the
Speaker 1: first fun No, we were at arrest. We were at
Speaker 1: lunch with you, but we doctor did. We were on
Speaker 1: bon pain. And Andrew put me in a lot of
Speaker 1: pain when I had to look at his penis. Why
Speaker 1: did you get on your You don't have to get
Speaker 1: on your knees. It was so small. I had to.
Speaker 1: I had to get in there. I've never seen bray along. Well,
Speaker 1: it was just a reflex for him. My guy takes
Speaker 1: off his pants. Wait, so, Ian, you did look at
Speaker 1: Andrew's penis? What did you think was on it? Just
Speaker 1: having anxiety about Yeah, I thought I had had herpes,
Speaker 1: but it turns out to be uh yeah, always you said,
Speaker 1: or mescalum. It was enough to make my doctor throw up.
Speaker 1: So I thought it was molascum contagiosum. Yes, that you
Speaker 1: do exactly what it was. He definitely probably ran into
Speaker 1: something similar before. Oh, so West Schultz has become a
Speaker 1: dear friend of mine. The singer he was at Greenwich
Speaker 1: Village Comedy Club years ago. Uh, and there were like
Speaker 1: eight people there and all the comics were going up
Speaker 1: and They're like, I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry. The lumin
Speaker 1: Ears are here and there's no one here. What this sucks?
Speaker 1: And I went up and I was like, are you
Speaker 1: really in the lumin Ears and he was like yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like I was in a scabin in high school.
Speaker 1: I get it anyway. And then I just like was myself, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are chatting at forwards. Yeah, you're someone who
Speaker 1: makes friends with everyone. You are so your friends with
Speaker 1: so many people. Oh thanks, Yeah, I have worms in
Speaker 1: my brain. Um, I can't you are. You're just a
Speaker 1: person that has always been just like a little sponge
Speaker 1: for friends. I met you on the set of Bonnie
Speaker 1: McFarland's film, Um, Anything Boys, Anything Boys Can Do? I
Speaker 1: think is that what it was called? Yeah? Abc D Yeah,
Speaker 1: think that was the acronym for it. But we met
Speaker 1: because he at the end of the movie, I'm like
Speaker 1: a murderer and I tie up this guy that I'm murdering,
Speaker 1: and Ian played the guy tied up And so we
Speaker 1: met this like hotel room on this shoot and he
Speaker 1: just like, I was just like, you are much like
Speaker 1: how I met Andrew just was like, what are you like?
Speaker 1: This is will you just be my best friend? Please?
Speaker 1: Like bring it in? And you were just so funny
Speaker 1: and so fun and um, I'm so happy to see
Speaker 1: your success and that you have a theme song with
Speaker 1: the lumin Ears, and you have a very cute intro
Speaker 1: video for your podcast that I love. Just you like
Speaker 1: skipping around town just being in and it's and you've
Speaker 1: got the Luminears to sing about you like taking it
Speaker 1: or or giving it to a guy in the ass right, Well, no,
Speaker 1: not a guy, just in general. I'm off guys. That
Speaker 1: was my bowie face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was That
Speaker 1: was a wet face, my bowie face, David Bowie, you're
Speaker 1: on a delay for some reason. Can we alleviate this?
Speaker 1: Because it's hell, you're the podcast. You gotta fix this, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm It's like I'm getting a weather report from Al
Speaker 1: Roger and you head Do I need headphones? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: don't think it's the headphones. It's not because you can
Speaker 1: hear me. It's I don't know, it's that reception in
Speaker 1: the basement. Yeah, are you gonna have guests on this
Speaker 1: podcast that you do you have on remotely? Look? Look, lady,
Speaker 1: it's fucking almost three. We're not doing zoom any word.
Speaker 1: We're not in the middle of a pandemic. It's it's
Speaker 1: everything's live. Well, you don't need to then you don't
Speaker 1: need to be on this show then, because that's how
Speaker 1: you're your brother. Awesome. You just tried to shut us off, y'all. Um,
Speaker 1: it's your studio does look awesome. And I love how
Speaker 1: much work you put in this podcast. I hope it's
Speaker 1: gonna be your your your big thing, and I think
Speaker 1: it will be. I think it's gonna it's gonna get you.
Speaker 1: I mean, you were friends with so many people who
Speaker 1: are huge comics who really believe in you and um,
Speaker 1: and everyone's been talking the Gospel of Ian for so long,
Speaker 1: and I think that people are obviously catching on. You
Speaker 1: did a thing for a while during the pandemic, and
Speaker 1: I think shortly before it called stolen Valor. Just you know,
Speaker 1: there's a thing called stolen valor where people, if you
Speaker 1: are dressed in military regalia to get like a discount
Speaker 1: on donuts or something like a lot of people pretend
Speaker 1: to be have served just so that they can get
Speaker 1: laid or get discounts or just like you know, they
Speaker 1: have personality disorders and people will film them, like you know,
Speaker 1: real veterans will film going up to them and confronting
Speaker 1: them and being like, Okay, what battalion were you in?
Speaker 1: Your fucking law? Are you pussy? And then they confront
Speaker 1: them and it's just like really fun to watch. So
Speaker 1: Ian does a thing, how do you do stolen Valor? Well?
Speaker 1: I I love Stolenvaler because you see the people affected
Speaker 1: by it around the soldier. Like it's usually a heavy
Speaker 1: blond wife in a mall and it's some guy that's like,
Speaker 1: what's that what's that patch on your shoulder? And it's
Speaker 1: just some overweight, autistic guy that's like my sergeant was
Speaker 1: in Kentucky and he's like, stolen vur, my friends died.
Speaker 1: And there's a wife that's like Keith, Keith, Stop Keith,
Speaker 1: and he's like shut up. He's like having a mid
Speaker 1: war flashback and videotaping it all. So I go up
Speaker 1: to beeple on the street and do the same exact thing,
Speaker 1: except my wife lives in my head and I yell
Speaker 1: at people when they're faking the funk for like wearing
Speaker 1: a band T shirt that they don't really like the band,
Speaker 1: or like have you ever called out stolen Valor and
Speaker 1: been wrong? Like they're like, actually, I know all the
Speaker 1: it's like because they'll be like stolen Valor. You're wearing
Speaker 1: checkered sketchers and you've never been in a skaband stolen Valor?
Speaker 1: Yea guys like dude, I was in one for seven years, dude.
Speaker 1: One one time I went up. It was November one
Speaker 1: and I was in a like a sketchy part of
Speaker 1: Queens and everybody was lined up to go into a
Speaker 1: bar in Halloween costumes and I stolen valid them for
Speaker 1: it not really being Halloween, and I was like, throw up,
Speaker 1: it's not Halloween, stolen tallor you don't deserve to be
Speaker 1: Spider Man and h I forget what happened to the video,
Speaker 1: but they really really didn't like you. Really? Um is
Speaker 1: there is there every part of are you only able
Speaker 1: to do that stuff because you can flee the scene
Speaker 1: right afterwards? Because I am pretty good at being able
Speaker 1: to do embarrassing things like that as long as I'm
Speaker 1: able to like flee. And then I watched certain people
Speaker 1: like I've been watching Nathan Fielder's new show, and he
Speaker 1: will do things that are uncomfortable, not like that, but
Speaker 1: just you know, things that make people uncomfortable or maybe
Speaker 1: people go, what's wrong with that person and he'll sit
Speaker 1: in it. Are you someone that can sit in in things?
Speaker 1: Because I think you you kind of can't, can't you?
Speaker 1: I mean I can and I can't. I mean I
Speaker 1: think that's why I have so many friends, because I
Speaker 1: have a hard time sitting with self. So I'm constantly
Speaker 1: like you at all. Yeah, I mean, Chen already, how
Speaker 1: did you get that fucking sleeve of tattoos on your leg?
Speaker 1: With how much you fucking twitch a needle in my body? Um?
Speaker 1: So well. The last time that Ian and I hung out, um,
Speaker 1: I was in New York and I was going through
Speaker 1: a breakup for three days and Ian was also going
Speaker 1: through a breakup. Um yeah, and he and I was
Speaker 1: like I for the first time ever, I've you know,
Speaker 1: during breakups, I've I've dyed my hair brown before, I've
Speaker 1: gotten bangs, I have, I got great I got invisible line,
Speaker 1: which I've still I'm having from the time that I
Speaker 1: got it broken up, Like I just needed to change something.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Need to imagine you're not getting a
Speaker 1: visit line and just getting adult braces after a breakup,
Speaker 1: Like you look like uberto office? Just like what wearing
Speaker 1: your night gear all the time. Now my next freedom,
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop wearing one was a line back then,
Speaker 1: you'll never get a guy. Yeah, I don't know. It
Speaker 1: looks British people listening that are British. Wait, so ian
Speaker 1: Ian was like, man, I want to get a tattoo,
Speaker 1: Like I forget what or I said it because I
Speaker 1: was like, for the first ti pime in my life,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to get a tattoo, like I want.
Speaker 1: I don't. I know that it's so cliche to to
Speaker 1: have a thing that you do after a breakup to
Speaker 1: really like you cut your hair, or you get a
Speaker 1: new style, or you do you know, black face or
Speaker 1: something that really just changes the way you look. But
Speaker 1: they're seeing about getting a tattoo that's like the before
Speaker 1: and after you that's go or that that you feel
Speaker 1: was your past life that I've moved on, Like you
Speaker 1: used to love the girl you used to love I
Speaker 1: didn't have tattoos now I can't go like you will
Speaker 1: never love me. I'll ruin the person that you thought
Speaker 1: that you had. There's something in it about that, and
Speaker 1: I also, well I'm going to get to that. But
Speaker 1: I also was thinking like, um, how do you always
Speaker 1: read my mind, it's on your forehead. So that was
Speaker 1: a tamp that I got this weekend. So but I
Speaker 1: was realizing that I think now it is more to
Speaker 1: not to be proud that you don't have a tattoo,
Speaker 1: to not get a tattoo because you're like, I don't
Speaker 1: have a tattoo and I'm in this special club is
Speaker 1: actually care and having a tattoo. Now, you can still
Speaker 1: not have a tattoo if you're just like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want a tattoo. But if you're not getting a tattoo,
Speaker 1: and you want to get a tattoo, but you're not
Speaker 1: getting one because you want to remain pure and different
Speaker 1: than people don't get that get tattoos, you are actually
Speaker 1: doing the opposite of what you think you're doing, and
Speaker 1: you are actually could And I've convinced my sister of
Speaker 1: this as well, because she wants to get into a
Speaker 1: tattoo too, and we are both um, she's gonna be
Speaker 1: divorced pretty soon based on that, no, um, but she
Speaker 1: wants to get one too. And so I didn't get one,
Speaker 1: but Ian and I were like thinking about what to
Speaker 1: get and we were like drawing things in a notebook
Speaker 1: and I think we landed on something. Ian is going
Speaker 1: to get a tattoo that I recommended to him. Ian,
Speaker 1: will you get that one that I recommended? What one
Speaker 1: was it? Oh? Well, I thought you would remember. It's um,
Speaker 1: it's well, there's there's this meme. Have you guys ever
Speaker 1: seen the meme? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Will you
Speaker 1: describe it? Yeah? Okay, So it's like, um, it's a dinosaur, Like,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a cartoon comic of a dinosaur, of
Speaker 1: a t rex comic stand up comic, and it's four
Speaker 1: panels and the dinosaur says like a joke, and then
Speaker 1: he says it's set up, and then he says the
Speaker 1: punch line, and the punch line is like so incredibly bad.
Speaker 1: And then you see the people in the crowd and
Speaker 1: it's other little dinosaurs and they look so scared and awkward.
Speaker 1: And it's such a fun thing to send when someone
Speaker 1: doesn't Yes, and Ian is one of the best people
Speaker 1: with memes and Jeff's like gifts. Everyone want to say that.
Speaker 1: He is just an expert at sending the perfect thing
Speaker 1: that will make you laugh so hard. If you have
Speaker 1: the privilege of ever being able to text with Ian, finance.
Speaker 1: He just sounds the funniest ship ever. But he sent
Speaker 1: this one time and there's this little dinosaur in the
Speaker 1: background of it. Now, I want you guys to go
Speaker 1: find this. Just type in dinosaur stand up comic me Emmy, Emmy,
Speaker 1: and then look at the cutest little dinosaur in the
Speaker 1: back of the table. Because there's like a table. There's
Speaker 1: a bunch of tables and dinosaurs, and there's this little
Speaker 1: dinosaur that is so adorable. And I guess he's a
Speaker 1: little like a you know what, what's the ones that fly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a little terrod actyl and he's so cute and mean.
Speaker 1: I want you to get him so badly, and I
Speaker 1: will get him too. If I end up getting like
Speaker 1: lots of tattoos, I will end up getting that. Now,
Speaker 1: tell me the difference with tattoo culture. I recently heard
Speaker 1: there's this comic who's the um, the female comic, really
Speaker 1: pretty Natalie Cuomo. Yes, yes, okay, okay, Well she has
Speaker 1: a ton of tattoos. But she was staying on her Instagram.
Speaker 1: I think she's really funny and I like her a lot.
Speaker 1: She um. She was saying that she was like, not
Speaker 1: all of these tattoos are. God, there was a word
Speaker 1: for it, Like when you get a tattoo and it's
Speaker 1: just like spur of the moment. Yeah, what is I called.
Speaker 1: There's like tattoo culture where they're like, well, it's like
Speaker 1: it's a cool word. Flash. That's it. She's like, now,
Speaker 1: these not are not all flash. These are a patchwork.
Speaker 1: This is not asleep. This is intentionally not asleep. Everyone's
Speaker 1: saying like, you should get asleep. I don't want to
Speaker 1: sleep a sleeves don't age well like all this. It
Speaker 1: was like interesting to hear like the thought process behind tattoos,
Speaker 1: because it seems like it is so willy nilly, much
Speaker 1: like yours were. Andrew, Yeah, mine were a lot of thought.
Speaker 1: This was because a jaguar, I like the face of
Speaker 1: I was gonna get a tiger. But then I was
Speaker 1: like everyone has a tiger, So now I went jaguar.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh yeah, you just got one the
Speaker 1: did you just get that one on your knee? No,
Speaker 1: I've had this. It's a jaguar with a dagger through
Speaker 1: its head. Yeah. This one's just more chill. This one's
Speaker 1: just hanging out. This is before he started drinking. This
Speaker 1: is the Jaguar before Heroin. Yeah, no, I I got.
Speaker 1: I thought there were a ton of jaguars in Florida.
Speaker 1: I learned there were none. I didn't even google it
Speaker 1: before I got it. And then and then I got
Speaker 1: a palm tree because I knew those were missing. The
Speaker 1: two big mistakes though, which the writings on the wall.
Speaker 1: Puddles your first, your first? Yeah, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: probably switching the name pot first or Puddles first. And
Speaker 1: then Jackpot you got separately for days. Yeah, Jack Pott
Speaker 1: was at a real shitty place in West Village, and
Speaker 1: I think they weren't. It wasn't centered. The guy didn't
Speaker 1: even have his station set up. He kind of I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even know if they were open.
Speaker 1: Do you look at that tattoo and go what was
Speaker 1: I thinking? Or are you just like oh, because I
Speaker 1: kind of like tattoos when it's a bad decision, because I,
Speaker 1: like I've said this before, I like when I have
Speaker 1: scars on my body from like day, you know, when
Speaker 1: I did Last Time of Standing in Chicago in two
Speaker 1: thousand and six. I remember I was walking to the
Speaker 1: Starbucks and the door cut me on my hand and
Speaker 1: I still have a scar from it, and it just
Speaker 1: reminds me of that day and I think it's so
Speaker 1: cool and it was. That's why I like it, and
Speaker 1: I wanted tattoos because of that. That's what tattoos are.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, it's gotta have meaning. No, the tattoo itself
Speaker 1: is meaningful for the time in your life that you
Speaker 1: got it. All my tattoos tell us story, bitch. Yes,
Speaker 1: um no, I can't see the sign you're holding up,
Speaker 1: but I do want to know. Noah, do you have
Speaker 1: any tattoos, because I don't think you do. I don't
Speaker 1: have any tattoos. I'm glad that I never got the
Speaker 1: tattoo that I really wanted, which would have been like
Speaker 1: at the age of sixteen or seventeen, and it would
Speaker 1: have been Axel Rose's face, like on my entire back.
Speaker 1: No Jesus, wait, no rocket, queen, what what does that mean?
Speaker 1: What it's because your whole back. I was obsessed with
Speaker 1: Axel Rose and it was just gamble to get his
Speaker 1: face because those can be so bad, Noah, Like, faces
Speaker 1: are so tricky. Do you have any faces? Ian? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: But also Axel Rose gained a lot of weights. You
Speaker 1: would have had to put on a lot of back
Speaker 1: fad if that happened, just to keep it. Wait does
Speaker 1: it get ian? Do you have any portraits on you? No?
Speaker 1: I don't really like tattoo portraits. I truly like flash.
Speaker 1: I like the old American traditional style tattooing. What what
Speaker 1: is on the wall, what you see is what you get,
Speaker 1: and you just piece these pieces together. I really love roses, butterflies, uh, skulls.
Speaker 1: I just like it. I think it looks really neat.
Speaker 1: I um. Jennifer Aniston has a tattoo of her dogs,
Speaker 1: her dead dog's name on her foot so that she
Speaker 1: can remember his name. I mean it's she has it
Speaker 1: on her foot and I, um, is that what you're
Speaker 1: thinking about getting Luigi? Well, yeah, but I have to
Speaker 1: kill him first. He used to die, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put him down because I really want to get it.
Speaker 1: That was a joke. I didn't call him and it
Speaker 1: didn't go well, So I was just thinking about, like,
Speaker 1: do you really have to wait for him to die? There?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually get um if I think the tattoo
Speaker 1: I would get is Kursten draws really cute drawings, and
Speaker 1: she curse is my best friend since the fourth grade,
Speaker 1: and she draws like these amazing little drawings and her
Speaker 1: husband has they're all their animals of Kirsten drawings, like
Speaker 1: on his arm and they're so cute. She just does
Speaker 1: the best drawings and she's It's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: things about her. And so she drew me a bunch
Speaker 1: of Luigi's. I want to get it on the bottom
Speaker 1: of my foot because I wanted it to be. I
Speaker 1: know this is weird, but I wanted to be my secret.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be I want to have a tattoo
Speaker 1: that no one knows I have, not even like my lovers,
Speaker 1: like I want. I want it to be for me.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be my own joke with myself because
Speaker 1: I feel like I I want to have things that
Speaker 1: I feel like I give. I always share so many things,
Speaker 1: and I never have any secrets, and I just never
Speaker 1: have anything that I keep to myself. And I want
Speaker 1: something that like has and maybe not even Luigi, something
Speaker 1: that no one even knows about me that means something
Speaker 1: to me, that is a private thing that I've been
Speaker 1: through I don't even know, but I honestly, I gotta
Speaker 1: get something that's private because everything I share with everyone.
Speaker 1: So let's take a quick break and come back with
Speaker 1: more with Ian five dance and me telling things that um,
Speaker 1: I'll never re able to get tattooed on me because
Speaker 1: their secrets write it for this Andrew, Welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show everyone. Um So we're doing something a little
Speaker 1: special on the show today. I am stacking um the
Speaker 1: guests this week and uh for weeks coming up because
Speaker 1: I didn't finish what I was saying, but I got Um.
Speaker 1: I have polyps on my vocal cords and I had
Speaker 1: a hemorrhage and my vocal cords are bleeding and have
Speaker 1: been damaged for many, many many years. And I may
Speaker 1: never even remember what it was like to not have
Speaker 1: damage vocal cords. I don't know what happened to me,
Speaker 1: but at some point, Um, something happened, and my vocal
Speaker 1: cords have been I've been operating with damage vocal cords
Speaker 1: for my entire career. So I'm very excited. I'm getting
Speaker 1: surgery September six or eight, I think, and um So
Speaker 1: there we'll figure out what to do in the podcast
Speaker 1: for that. But I will be back better than ever
Speaker 1: and I'm not scared. I'm not in pain. It's just
Speaker 1: the way it sounds, and I have to be on
Speaker 1: vocal rest, and I know I don't sound any different
Speaker 1: than I have before, but that's because my I have
Speaker 1: been walking on broken legs entire career and I continue
Speaker 1: to but I'm getting them fixed. You might as well
Speaker 1: go all out if you're getting the surgery. I was
Speaker 1: thinking of getting like a facelift at the same time,
Speaker 1: and also um getting my I'm getting because I have
Speaker 1: to take three weeks off where I don't talk at all,
Speaker 1: and so I can't do any work. Essentially, I can't
Speaker 1: do anything. Please don't tell my book agent that I
Speaker 1: literally can't do anything because I don't want to write
Speaker 1: a book during the time. I really want the time off. Um,
Speaker 1: And I was thinking of getting, um, I want to
Speaker 1: get done. Yeah, Well, bbls are out now because Kim
Speaker 1: Kardatian is getting all her fat sucked out now and
Speaker 1: now it's it's now now my ass is back in
Speaker 1: and right when my fucking flat ass is becoming in again,
Speaker 1: I'm getting an ass. It's like that nothing was working okay,
Speaker 1: so um, so I'm bringing in guests all this week
Speaker 1: and up until my surgery. We will have guests, and
Speaker 1: then once I have my surgery, we'll see what happens, UM,
Speaker 1: and you can send your flowers to UH four six
Speaker 1: four two. I'm just kidding. That was close, right, You're
Speaker 1: going to give the real address like UM. But so
Speaker 1: today I also am I'm not able to do press anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not able to do interviews, nothing extra. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a contract with I Heart Radio. I have
Speaker 1: a contract with UM certain TV appearances, so I am
Speaker 1: still keeping those and those are the only times I
Speaker 1: am talking in my life. I don't get to talk
Speaker 1: socially anymore. I don't get to do anything else outside
Speaker 1: of that. And so when I got approached to do
Speaker 1: a radio interview by a nice gentleman on Instagram in
Speaker 1: my d M S, I said, I would love to
Speaker 1: do it, but we're gonna have to do it on
Speaker 1: my podcast because that's the only time I can talk.
Speaker 1: So UM with us today is justin, UM, justin, where
Speaker 1: are you from? A guy from Long Island, Nassau County,
Speaker 1: and Uh, I've been a fan of yours for so long,
Speaker 1: so it's such an honor to get to talk with
Speaker 1: you right now. I'm so excited to talk to you
Speaker 1: so you said that this and in this interview is
Speaker 1: for for my college. Graduated from there a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, and then I ended up, you know, working there,
Speaker 1: And Uh, I have a show that kind of features
Speaker 1: pop culture and I love talking about comedy. So I
Speaker 1: figured get one of the hottest rising stars in comedy
Speaker 1: who's uh been kicking ask for the last there. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Justin, Ian you take us, you take
Speaker 1: us back seat? Ian finances here, um but Justin is
Speaker 1: um so we are. So this will air on Justin's
Speaker 1: radio show Justin Where can people find your radio show?
Speaker 1: What is it called called the Radio Rumble? And you
Speaker 1: know you were talking about having surgery. I had surgery
Speaker 1: a few years ago and I've never talked about that
Speaker 1: on the radio. My surgery involved I can't believe I'm
Speaker 1: saying this. It's called anal fistula surgery, and it was
Speaker 1: we know a lot about it. Man. Was there a
Speaker 1: guy right here, Mike? It was my podcast co host
Speaker 1: Andrew Colin has um anal fishers and had that same surgery. Yes,
Speaker 1: I had the exact same surgery. Uh did you did
Speaker 1: they terrier tushy wider to help the fisher, which is weird. No,
Speaker 1: so there's a difference between a fisher and a fish ula.
Speaker 1: I've had fishers as well, but basically it's it's no good.
Speaker 1: The bottom half is just it's a mess. I know
Speaker 1: what official it is because of an Oprah episode in
Speaker 1: the late nineties early two thousand's about women who um
Speaker 1: in Sub Saharan Africa for some reason. Oh, when they
Speaker 1: get like clar ectoms or something, they get fishlas, which
Speaker 1: are essentially whole between the lining between their anus in
Speaker 1: their vagina, and so they will have anal leakage into
Speaker 1: their vagina and so what what was going on? So
Speaker 1: you had a fish which is a whole man Jesus Christ. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then the whole would like fill up and who
Speaker 1: had just grown this like engorged sort of thing and
Speaker 1: it would burst Like every three or four years this
Speaker 1: would happen. So then eventually I was like, I need
Speaker 1: surgery on this, and uh, I finally got it and
Speaker 1: I have had no issues since, so it's been like
Speaker 1: three years. That's really interesting because well thanks for sharing
Speaker 1: that what Ian. I love how you toughed it out
Speaker 1: for four years of like, you know what, I got
Speaker 1: a hole and it's this is what people do. It
Speaker 1: is so rare that someone actually gets surgery when they
Speaker 1: need it, or like addresses problems when they need it.
Speaker 1: It always it always becomes something that people address once
Speaker 1: it's gone past the point of no return. Like the
Speaker 1: only reason that I'm getting vocal cord surgery, I've been
Speaker 1: told for years, like you, there's something going on. I
Speaker 1: went to go see a specialist. They told me i'd polyps.
Speaker 1: They said I needed surgery, and they were like, you
Speaker 1: don't need it today, but it's and it just like
Speaker 1: you just you just wait until it's so bad that
Speaker 1: you can't do anything anymore. And the same thing for
Speaker 1: you Andrew, like it's it's just yeah, I had the
Speaker 1: fish or stuff, and yeah, because what happens is is
Speaker 1: like it comes and goes. So if anything comes and
Speaker 1: goes with anything in life, you're like, oh, well it's
Speaker 1: good for four days. I'm fine, you know if it's
Speaker 1: every day, and then it starts becoming less more and
Speaker 1: more every single day, and that's when you finally take
Speaker 1: care of It's like anything, it's like alcoholism, it's like
Speaker 1: a drug addiction. Like it always starts like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is manageable. I can drain my fish to la every
Speaker 1: when it starts acting up. Because I had a thing
Speaker 1: called a ranula. Look up a ranula. I think I've
Speaker 1: talked about it before. I used to choose so much
Speaker 1: gum because I had an eating disorder, and I would
Speaker 1: just chew gum in between meals to prevent myself from
Speaker 1: eating that. I got abrasions inside my mouth because of
Speaker 1: just like overuse, and it would callous and it would
Speaker 1: block my my tongue duct like that my saliva duct,
Speaker 1: and it would ranula is Latin for bullfrog, like the
Speaker 1: bull frogs like bubble, and so it would look like
Speaker 1: I had a bull frog's bubble and I would have
Speaker 1: to pop it with a needle and I would do
Speaker 1: it all the time. I would do it at work
Speaker 1: and I would just drain it because it was just
Speaker 1: like sliva inside. I mean, I would like, do you know,
Speaker 1: do Matt lighter you know whatever that does? And over
Speaker 1: time I started getting a callous on the thing itself
Speaker 1: because I was just stabbing it so much, so then
Speaker 1: I had by the time I went and got it done.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing because he goes, what the hell
Speaker 1: have you been doing? And so that's well, this is
Speaker 1: not why I just on the show. Justin wanted to
Speaker 1: interview me about my career. But I love this is
Speaker 1: so often what happens in interviews is that we will
Speaker 1: always go off topic and just start sharing things. And
Speaker 1: I'm glad you admitted because I'm sure there's listeners out there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, Um, you probably have a
Speaker 1: couple dozen. I'm sure one of those know someone who
Speaker 1: who has experienced this or has some embarrassing kind of
Speaker 1: ailment that they're like, I've never told anyone. So I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Um. So let's let's bring in the interview.
Speaker 1: I guess, yes, good thing we did talked about holes
Speaker 1: in our butts. Oh yeah. One of our One of
Speaker 1: our guidelines was that we can't curse because this is,
Speaker 1: you know, airing on terrestrial radio. Well I get, I
Speaker 1: get edit everything, so so we're good. But I do
Speaker 1: want to thank you. It was Cardinal Okay, seriously, guys,
Speaker 1: don't don't make it. Don't Justin Scott a big course load.
Speaker 1: He doesn't go there anymore, but he doesn't want to. Um,
Speaker 1: Justin Okay, so you were saying about the Cardinals. Yes,
Speaker 1: the Cardinals. They're your Cardinals swept the Yankees, and uh,
Speaker 1: I just want to thank you guys, because I'm a
Speaker 1: Met fan and I needed do you know have that
Speaker 1: for going into this week I despised the Yankees and
Speaker 1: uh you also this year did something with the Cardinals
Speaker 1: that I just found out. It was Nicky Glazer Day,
Speaker 1: I guess at Bush Stadium and and you threwout the
Speaker 1: first pitch. How wait? Wait, the Yankees just got our
Speaker 1: one of our guys. I I know a little bit
Speaker 1: about sports, and all I know is that my driver
Speaker 1: the other day was like, Baders go into the Yankees
Speaker 1: and he's injured, so take him have fun. Bader Harrison
Speaker 1: Bader uh was a player for the Cardinals. Is he are?
Speaker 1: When they had traded? Do they leave like the next day?
Speaker 1: Pretty much literally a breakup where it's like we're I'm
Speaker 1: moving out now and left. So he so he leaves
Speaker 1: because it would be so awkward if he had to
Speaker 1: like suit up the next day and everyone's like you
Speaker 1: just so nobody like if he had to do up
Speaker 1: with the Cardinals show up again. So he left. So
Speaker 1: he played the Cardinals this weekend and they whooped the
Speaker 1: Yankee he's asked the Cardinals, but you threw? Is that awkward?
Speaker 1: I would assume it is. You know that you're you're
Speaker 1: in the trenches with these guys, you know, in their
Speaker 1: locker room for for years and then you just leave.
Speaker 1: But that's just what happens with sports there. You know,
Speaker 1: it's it's all about money and there's no real loyalty
Speaker 1: in sports. Well, Harrison Vader was living in our apartment complex,
Speaker 1: and we I would see him writing his uh the
Speaker 1: scooter around those little lime scooters, and so would my
Speaker 1: sister and I went to the game one time. We
Speaker 1: just and he went up to bat. We just kept going.
Speaker 1: And so if Yankee fans or you know, Mets fans
Speaker 1: want to harass him, you know he's from New York.
Speaker 1: I think it's from the city or something. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: going back home. All right, Um, so this hat backward?
Speaker 1: Or did you cut the brim in the Okay? All right?
Speaker 1: I thought he could. I thought it could be. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll bring that this doesn't look like a guy when
Speaker 1: you threw at the first pitching how was how did
Speaker 1: you deal with that sort of press? I started talking
Speaker 1: about that. I can talk about the fish all day.
Speaker 1: That was okay. When I threw out the first pitch,
Speaker 1: What do you want to know? Like what what difference
Speaker 1: as far as like anxiety is, is that like compared
Speaker 1: to going on stage? So different? So different because you know,
Speaker 1: going on stage, that's something that I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: an I am an expert at this point. I feel
Speaker 1: like I've gotten my ten tho hours. So I'm just
Speaker 1: very confident in that way, and throwing out the first
Speaker 1: pitch is the number one thing that I'm I'm most
Speaker 1: insecure about. I'm not joking you. I would have rather
Speaker 1: throughout the first like I would have rather threw out
Speaker 1: the first fist into my ass. Oh wait, I can't
Speaker 1: say that on on home plate or wherever the Then
Speaker 1: throughout the first pitch, I would have rather done anything
Speaker 1: than any sports but you but what the true this
Speaker 1: of it? Justin? I was asked to throw out the
Speaker 1: first pitch because he was promoting my show Welcome Home
Speaker 1: the ex Blazer that has already um not been picked
Speaker 1: up for a second season on E So maybe I'll
Speaker 1: kind of a home elsewhere. Thanks a lot for everyone watching.
Speaker 1: It wasn't enough um and so to be so yeah,
Speaker 1: I find it on to be this fall so and
Speaker 1: I love that they don't say canceled anymore. They're just
Speaker 1: like they're not picking you up, and it's like, you
Speaker 1: mean canceled. Um, this is canceled. So I don't care,
Speaker 1: literally at all. Do not send your condulces. Don't care.
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. Um. But uh, the thing about it
Speaker 1: is that, um, I I did not want to do it.
Speaker 1: I only throughout the first pitch because I was living
Speaker 1: every dream of my male friends, who are just like,
Speaker 1: that's the coolest thing. You get to do that, And
Speaker 1: so I often I often say yes to things justin
Speaker 1: that I don't want to do, but I because it's
Speaker 1: someone else's dream and I know that they would like
Speaker 1: kill for that opportunity. I do it for them. But
Speaker 1: I really I asked first if I could instead sing
Speaker 1: the national anthem, and they said that Robinson Elementary was
Speaker 1: already doing that gig and that got booked like, you know,
Speaker 1: six months out. They booked the first pitch like two
Speaker 1: weeks out, and then they booked the national Anthem like
Speaker 1: a year in advance. I mean. In her defense, though
Speaker 1: Nikki did go all the way to the top of
Speaker 1: the mount she went why didn't know. You didn't had
Speaker 1: a choice not to. A lot of people just go
Speaker 1: from the grass. No one gives you any fucking direction.
Speaker 1: Did they let me warm up beforehand? No? Did they
Speaker 1: give Did they tell you anything? Literally nothing? You get
Speaker 1: nothing before hit? It was? It was bad. But I
Speaker 1: will say this, I did practice a lot before that pitch.
Speaker 1: And Andrew Colin is here to say that, no matter
Speaker 1: what you see from that first pitch, will you tell
Speaker 1: people based on what you thought? I was capable of?
Speaker 1: What you think most girls who have never pitched in
Speaker 1: their life are capable of? What percentile do you put
Speaker 1: me in? For who have never pitched in their lives?
Speaker 1: I mean, thank you? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. No
Speaker 1: for someone that's never thrown, who claims to be the
Speaker 1: most unathletic person ever, who's eighties six years old, who
Speaker 1: has no vocal cords? I mean, did you did better
Speaker 1: than I was? It was something I tried in practice,
Speaker 1: but it was something justin that I would had to
Speaker 1: um let go of being to like caring too much
Speaker 1: about because if I cared too much about it, it it
Speaker 1: was there was no world in which that was going
Speaker 1: to go well for me. There's no there was just
Speaker 1: no world in which it was going to be something
Speaker 1: that I was going to be proud of and and
Speaker 1: so now it's something I don't even like to talk
Speaker 1: about it, and I'd like to move on, actually to
Speaker 1: the next question. If you wouldn't mind, it was better
Speaker 1: than Baba boo. So I think you have that going.
Speaker 1: Thank Yeah, that is true, but you know that's not
Speaker 1: saying much. I think, well, you men, you mentioned the
Speaker 1: reality show the Welcome Home Nicky Glazer. Were you like
Speaker 1: weary of involving your family on the TV show like this,
Speaker 1: because we've seen it before with like whole Cogan and
Speaker 1: his family and it went to shambles. Were you like
Speaker 1: worried about your family and just like tear them apart?
Speaker 1: You know, I wasn't. And that's a great question. And
Speaker 1: I've did so many interviews about the show and no
Speaker 1: one asked me that. And I think it's a great
Speaker 1: question because it wouldn't be one that I would even
Speaker 1: think to ask, because it wasn't a question I even
Speaker 1: thought to ask myself before I did it, Because it
Speaker 1: does if you look at the track record of what
Speaker 1: these shows do, like you know, the Newlyweds, the Osborne's
Speaker 1: it kind of like funked up their family, Um, Jessica
Speaker 1: Simpson Nicholas, like literally every single family that's done a
Speaker 1: reality show, I don't think it's really done any good
Speaker 1: for them. But and I will say that it um.
Speaker 1: The interesting thing about it that that I will say
Speaker 1: that I did not expect because I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: my family has a great connection that were they were
Speaker 1: just doing this for fun. We're none of us really
Speaker 1: want to be famous. I already like have achieved that
Speaker 1: for myself. I'm not looking to get anything out of
Speaker 1: this that I don't already have, and none of them
Speaker 1: are looking to like steal the spotlight. The thing that
Speaker 1: did um did come up that was unfortunate was that
Speaker 1: in these like interviews where you get interviewed privately apart
Speaker 1: from the show. You know, you see these reality shows
Speaker 1: and then they'll cut, they'll show a scene, they'll cut
Speaker 1: to a person talking about the scene, and you always
Speaker 1: watch those scenes and you go, bitch, don't you know
Speaker 1: the person that you're talking about is gonna watch this
Speaker 1: someday and you're gonna have to like answer to that
Speaker 1: because you like, you know, whatever bachelorette you're talking about
Speaker 1: like your own personal like you just go, I always go,
Speaker 1: do you think they're not going to see this? Like
Speaker 1: anyone who want below deck? Like and um, and I
Speaker 1: I did have that happened to me where I saw
Speaker 1: interviews that my mom did or my my dad did
Speaker 1: or you know that, um my boyfriend did not really
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. But um, even that I did that I
Speaker 1: had to answer to after the fact, where you just
Speaker 1: get in there and you say stupid stuff or you
Speaker 1: just it's a long day and you try to like
Speaker 1: give them whatever you think they're kind of like wanting
Speaker 1: to you to say to shape the show, not a lie,
Speaker 1: but just something that might be a little bit exaggerated.
Speaker 1: And then um, afterwards it airs and and your mom's
Speaker 1: not talking to you for a couple of days and
Speaker 1: you realize something's up and you finally go, what's going
Speaker 1: on and she's like, you know what, I was really
Speaker 1: hurt by what you said on that and then you go, Mom,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean and then it's a whole thing, so, um,
Speaker 1: it did not it don't. It did not hurt my family. Actually,
Speaker 1: it actually brought us a lot closer. And that conversation
Speaker 1: in particular that I had with my mom that she
Speaker 1: got upset about was really good for us because it
Speaker 1: cleared the air. Much like you know, arguments often lead
Speaker 1: to like, oh, you're better than you were before. Well,
Speaker 1: I am enough time. I had like seventy million questions
Speaker 1: I want to ask you. Do you want to get
Speaker 1: one more question? Okay, so what should we go with? Oh?
Speaker 1: I have an idea for a show. Maybe you could
Speaker 1: take this, because that's not a question about this. So
Speaker 1: my question, this is like a basic question. I'm sure
Speaker 1: comedians get all the time, but you know, in this
Speaker 1: day and age, uh, you know, I feel like everything
Speaker 1: is basically getting It's harder and harder to push the
Speaker 1: envelope with content without receiving backlash. And I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: received backlash countless times for some of the raunchy stuff
Speaker 1: that you've said. Do you feel like this is only
Speaker 1: going to get worse? Do you feel like it's it's
Speaker 1: did you hear Andrew's sigh when you ask that question? Andrew,
Speaker 1: do you know that your size are audible? Andrew just
Speaker 1: goes I said, I said, I mean it's a good question,
Speaker 1: and you're right, Like, so what was the question again?
Speaker 1: Sorry to the end, of the question, I do you
Speaker 1: think this is only going to get word? Do you
Speaker 1: think like it's cyclical, so maybe in like ten fifteen years,
Speaker 1: people aren't going to care as much, Like it's not
Speaker 1: gonna matter. Really, I think, yeah, I think it's good.
Speaker 1: I think it'll be cyclical, and I do think that.
Speaker 1: I was yeah, please, And what do you think ian finance? Everyone,
Speaker 1: if if you're listening to Justin's radio show, you can
Speaker 1: listen to Ian's new podcast called be an Ian and
Speaker 1: is now available everywhere you get podcasts. Ian Finance, what
Speaker 1: do you have to say about us? You know? I
Speaker 1: just think the funniest part of this question is you
Speaker 1: think the world is going to exist in ten to
Speaker 1: fifteen years. I know that's that's really is a good point. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do think. I don't think envelopes will even exist
Speaker 1: because everything is digital now, so there's no envelopes to push.
Speaker 1: And also, um, that's a great job cut to me
Speaker 1: of those dinosaurs blinking silently. Um. So I always think,
Speaker 1: I think, I think, uh, I always just say whatever
Speaker 1: I want to say because I am never trying to
Speaker 1: hurt anyone, and if I do, I usually apologize for it.
Speaker 1: And I don't have. I think the problem is when
Speaker 1: people are like, I'm never gonna apologize, never apologize for
Speaker 1: a joke. It's a joke. Fucking take a joke. It's
Speaker 1: so and like so lame. Just if you hurt someone's feelings,
Speaker 1: do you Does anyone really want to hurt someone's feelings?
Speaker 1: I mean, that is an insane thing to want to do.
Speaker 1: I'm a comic. We don't apologize. And so what if
Speaker 1: I go to the bank in black face, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry. I'm saying, give me my cashier's check
Speaker 1: and let me get out of here. That is a
Speaker 1: great James a Caster impersonation, because that is exactly that
Speaker 1: fit that he does. Have you seen that. I'm a
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. I tell jokes. If you can't take
Speaker 1: a joke, maybe you shouldn't listen to it. I'm a
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. If you can't take the truth, don't
Speaker 1: listen to my shows. I'm a stand up Like it
Speaker 1: is like this, like these guys, these guys that talk
Speaker 1: like that, be aware. If you're a comedy fan and
Speaker 1: you like anyone who says that the like, if you
Speaker 1: can't take a joke, then you're not cool or like
Speaker 1: I'm never going to apologize. You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking idiot who really is not a
Speaker 1: smart person, who is really just uh an egomaniac, probably
Speaker 1: a narcissist. And if anyone truly wants to use comedy
Speaker 1: to hurt people's feelings and make them feel bad about themselves,
Speaker 1: you're a bad person. And um, that is a different
Speaker 1: thing than comedians who just want to make jokes to
Speaker 1: you know, make jokes. Yes, sometimes you're gonna hurt people's feelings,
Speaker 1: but and sometimes I I argue, like a joke is
Speaker 1: so funny that I don't care if it hurts a
Speaker 1: couple of people feelings. But if those people's feelings do
Speaker 1: get hurt and they write me and they want money
Speaker 1: back from the show that they paid for because they
Speaker 1: were so uncomfortable they had to leave, I will give that.
Speaker 1: I will venmo their money back. I've always said that
Speaker 1: I will always do that. But just write me a letter,
Speaker 1: d m me like you did justin and tell me
Speaker 1: why I have it wrong, Why offended you, Why I
Speaker 1: ruined your night? Because that's not my intent. But I
Speaker 1: do hope that people can you know, laugh at themselves
Speaker 1: and not get offended as much, and not use being
Speaker 1: offended as like a personality to trait, like get tattoos
Speaker 1: or something, do something else to set you apart, because
Speaker 1: using being being offended is not It's like saying that
Speaker 1: you like the office, it's not interesting, or that you
Speaker 1: like whiskey and tacos, like get a personality, like actually
Speaker 1: get a hobby, because being someone who gets offended about
Speaker 1: everything is not interesting and it's not a personality. But
Speaker 1: if you're transgendered and you're like standing up for transgender rights,
Speaker 1: or if you're not transgendered and you're standing up for
Speaker 1: transgender rights, that's different. I I do think that is
Speaker 1: part of my personality. I do. I am a trans
Speaker 1: rights activist for sure, and I do get offended by
Speaker 1: jokes that are not funny about But I've made jokes,
Speaker 1: you know, about trans people, because you know I did
Speaker 1: the roast of Caitlyn Jenner and or you know Alec
Speaker 1: Baldwin and made jokes, but they were done not in
Speaker 1: like hatred of trans people and wanting to make them
Speaker 1: feel worse about themselves and want them to like go
Speaker 1: a and stop going in little girls bathrooms or whatever.
Speaker 1: The funk people think, Um, it was just done to
Speaker 1: make a joke that they you know, they have bigger
Speaker 1: feet than you know, people who were born since women
Speaker 1: or something. It's just like, you know, it's based on
Speaker 1: it's laughing about facts rather than my me trying to
Speaker 1: hurt someone. So with that said, I'll finish up. And
Speaker 1: if anyone has a problem with what she said, like
Speaker 1: all your freaking listeners, tell them. I'll read it some
Speaker 1: day late at night, and it'll make me want to
Speaker 1: cut myself because that's what happens. Yeah, but she's cutting
Speaker 1: herself to offend you, and that doesn't we don't care,
Speaker 1: even we don't care. My tongue and it needs to
Speaker 1: be drained. Yeah, she's been doing that for years. Justin
Speaker 1: thank you so much for letting me have this chaotic
Speaker 1: interview with you on my podcast. Appreciate it so much.
Speaker 1: Um and yeah, thank you so much. Right back after this,
Speaker 1: welcome back to the show. We are now justin list
Speaker 1: but we're here with Ian Finance, who has a new
Speaker 1: podcast called be an Ian And so I'm on vocal rest.
Speaker 1: We're trying to I'm not trying to talk as much,
Speaker 1: even though I've talked a lot this episode, ian Um, Andrew,
Speaker 1: why don't we play a little game? Noah, do you
Speaker 1: have a game plan for us? Should we do? Ready to? No,
Speaker 1: we can play a quiz a quiz game. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me just get fun. Okay, okay, it's game time everyone.
Speaker 1: All right, Today we're gonna be We're gonna be talking
Speaker 1: about gen z slank terms, and I'm going to see
Speaker 1: if you guys know what they mean? All right? Either
Speaker 1: I don't either's Zadi probably Okay? When a gen Z
Speaker 1: says no cap, what do they mean means? I'm not lying?
Speaker 1: No lie, no lie, because cat means that's cat means
Speaker 1: that's lie. No cat. No, cat means that's a lie.
Speaker 1: You know around Yeah, so that's that's catman. That's cat
Speaker 1: means that's a lie. Andrew, Yeah, I go. I agree.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna side during that one? Your size? No? No,
Speaker 1: it was a joke, said Peter. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just have trail breathing, and I got these
Speaker 1: fat tits that make me it's hard to breathe. Andrew's
Speaker 1: just a po sitting in that chair. Just stopped reading him.
Speaker 1: I could use a pod after that. He's an act
Speaker 1: against God and science. All right? Next up my natural bodies?
Speaker 1: You smoking for seven years? Okay, I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to pronounce this, so I we'll probably do it wrong.
Speaker 1: Choogi yeah means pretty much all right, Nick, it means
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah, that was my favorite rapper, Chugi right there,
Speaker 1: right there, guys on Spotify. Yeah, Chugie means. I remember
Speaker 1: reading the definition of it because it was came out,
Speaker 1: you know, like a couple year and a half ago,
Speaker 1: and I remember being like, Oh, that's It's like when
Speaker 1: something's critch kind of right, no cat, Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: it's intense. Is it too loud? No? No, I kind
Speaker 1: of like it. I feel like I'm about to get
Speaker 1: news from the president about some bomb that's about to drop.
Speaker 1: FBI raids largo. That happened, all right? When a when
Speaker 1: a person has dripped, what does it mean when they
Speaker 1: got style smelling? I think, I mean that's that's why
Speaker 1: he had dripped, Um you mean a necklace around it?
Speaker 1: Jack did drip his style? You got dripped, dog, you drip.
Speaker 1: He was wearing an oversized condom equals actually regular sized condom,
Speaker 1: and it looks so drip. That's how I got the drip?
Speaker 1: Oh man, okay, so drip, So how do you use it? Noah, okay.
Speaker 1: Drip refers to your look or style, particularly when it's
Speaker 1: considered extremely fashionable or sexy. So how would you use it?
Speaker 1: And what would you say? Like, Man, you got dripped?
Speaker 1: I'm not like your like, okay, you got that dripp Yeah,
Speaker 1: got that trip? Okay knows yeah, and really on the
Speaker 1: point here, it's because there's little boys in his basement
Speaker 1: telling them all the words. Hey man, cool it all right,
Speaker 1: talking to the talking because the kid just was like,
Speaker 1: it's something trying to save me. I heard. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see because coolers like no cap, take your hat
Speaker 1: off before we find no cap, no cap. He's than
Speaker 1: a city Jewish boy, chugging, chug chug it. Alright. Sorry.
Speaker 1: When a gen z here says the new adult the
Speaker 1: new adel album just hits different, what do they mean
Speaker 1: that means it's really good? Yeah, it's like it hits
Speaker 1: you deep in your soul. It's a vibe. I think
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of like your rope to me. We
Speaker 1: have this new phrase that we instead of saying your rape,
Speaker 1: which just just like as a word or a phrase
Speaker 1: that makes us go, um, we say I rap a
Speaker 1: just as to note and then she said Bay was
Speaker 1: charged with its rap a this weekend. Yeah. So for me,
Speaker 1: that hits different is a little irrap a because it
Speaker 1: just feels it almost feels like gen Z don't say
Speaker 1: it anymore. It feels like we say it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like a gen Z thing to me. This
Speaker 1: com next generation, the next generation is so fucked. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine a parent, a kid that's like fifteen now,
Speaker 1: being a parent telling their child that their father had
Speaker 1: died and be like, listen, I gotta be honest, this
Speaker 1: is not a vibe right now, and no, cap your
Speaker 1: dad died and the kids like, yeah, if you kids, like, dude,
Speaker 1: this hits different about your dad. The radical bullet hit
Speaker 1: him different too. Yeah, but our language sucks to like
Speaker 1: your dad that the radical life before he got hit
Speaker 1: by a car or whatever. Well, that radical was kind
Speaker 1: of gen Oh I guess it was your are you
Speaker 1: reading That's how my buddy died. That's how radical. No,
Speaker 1: he died of a heroin overdose and his eulogy was like, dude,
Speaker 1: he was radical, man, he always went hard, like that's
Speaker 1: why he's dead you fuck um. I remember my grandma's funeral.
Speaker 1: I called it a badass in the Catholic church and
Speaker 1: everyone guessed, but she was. She was rolling in that
Speaker 1: urn yea because the smelly bt. Okay, how care you?
Speaker 1: She didn't philosophy back towards the end of her life.
Speaker 1: I do not appreciate that, Mimi. Wherever you are probably
Speaker 1: looked like truck not back there? All right? No else
Speaker 1: she got. Okay, when you're when you're talking and someone
Speaker 1: stops you in your track and says, skirt, what do
Speaker 1: they mean? Like like like it's almost like a record scratch,
Speaker 1: which which gen z ears don't know what that sound is.
Speaker 1: I've heard, Yeah, it's like it's when your computer is slow,
Speaker 1: or when he talked on this podcast, and especially when
Speaker 1: like when when when people roll down there within when
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, rolled on your window, like and you
Speaker 1: do this like no one even does that anymore, and
Speaker 1: when you do, yeah, it means, hey, you want to
Speaker 1: watch quick? Please please? I need soup? Alright? What else
Speaker 1: when someone understood the assignment they do something, that's when
Speaker 1: they just like really brought it. When they like dressed
Speaker 1: to impress, like, oh, look, who's serving like, yeah that
Speaker 1: is like really you Yeah, I have one. I have
Speaker 1: one if you guys want to try that. I just heard, Um,
Speaker 1: i'm bricked up. What does that mean? If you're bricked up?
Speaker 1: You got a lot of money? What was that constipated?
Speaker 1: That actually should be what it means. Okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: you any but like a brick, you have a certain amount.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I'm bricked up. Let me just say
Speaker 1: I cannot be bricked up. Noah, cannot be bricked up,
Speaker 1: can be bricked up. So when we're hard as a
Speaker 1: rock yep, you have a boner. Yeah yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: There is a thing called bricks where they call it
Speaker 1: where Yeah, yeah, I got I got a big dong.
Speaker 1: I'm cinder blocked up. Say let's say less, say less? Yeah,
Speaker 1: say less is like you said enough, Yeah it's I
Speaker 1: think it's a discount shoe store. When someone stops you
Speaker 1: in your track and says say less, they're not being rude.
Speaker 1: They're just telling you that you've got the that they
Speaker 1: have the point and they understood what you said. I
Speaker 1: think okay, you can say it's not being rude, but
Speaker 1: sorry that it's a way to say, isn't amazing. I
Speaker 1: really implore people, if more on a plane or if
Speaker 1: you're in a crowded restaurant, if you shush, watch the
Speaker 1: power of the shush because people do not know where
Speaker 1: it's coming from. And everyone will get quiet. It's like
Speaker 1: we all turned into kindergarteners again, and like, just everyone
Speaker 1: will get quiet. I've been no gab, dude, don't break
Speaker 1: that up after that? All right? Uh? And then the
Speaker 1: last one, very easy vibin your favorite? Oh yeah, vibin?
Speaker 1: Why do I hate the word vibe? For so long?
Speaker 1: I thought it was so good because I used to
Speaker 1: be like, this is my vibe today, and I used
Speaker 1: to put post like funny pictures And now it's just
Speaker 1: so cringe. What's vibed with a Z? Now that's like theffering.
Speaker 1: Don't hate on my vibes. I saw there was a
Speaker 1: guy at a show the other night. His hat said
Speaker 1: vibes only on the front row. It was a lot,
Speaker 1: It was a lot to handle. Everyone went after him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I was good. What saying is that? What
Speaker 1: is there a reason when your clock behind you? I thirties?
Speaker 1: There meaning behind that? Or is that just means that
Speaker 1: the clock is broken? I need to get it fixed.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like a um. I just looked up
Speaker 1: new slang and I just pressed on like the news,
Speaker 1: just to see the latest. No, but that's what what
Speaker 1: just came up? Why is that a song slang? Is
Speaker 1: it a good song? You're okay? Um, I will listen
Speaker 1: to that. But okay, so part of the beauty of
Speaker 1: TikTok is okay, sister, someone saying guy at g A
Speaker 1: g y a t t is the latest piece of
Speaker 1: slang circulating on TikTok. But what does it mean? Guy at?
Speaker 1: What do you guys think it means? Um? Guy named? What? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: users who have seen the word guy at used either
Speaker 1: in a video or in a caption may wonder what
Speaker 1: it means, But as it turns out, the words meaning
Speaker 1: is actually fairly true. Like one of the boys in
Speaker 1: my basement. Okay, So, well, it's actually saying that. It
Speaker 1: could it could mean so. The term could be a
Speaker 1: couple of things people don't really know. It's either a
Speaker 1: shortened version of the phrase goddamn like guy at like
Speaker 1: god damn um. The first a stream the phrase was
Speaker 1: first used by streamer your Rage, who would use the
Speaker 1: term whenever he saw someone Curvey pop up during his streams. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is annoying to read, and then m honestly, we're
Speaker 1: going back to caveman times. Our language are are written.
Speaker 1: Word is just becoming symbols with emojis. We're mashing these
Speaker 1: words together and just using phrases and go lit vibe.
Speaker 1: I like it, but now I like this. Now to
Speaker 1: guy at is g y a T that can mean
Speaker 1: get your act together? And I like that. No cap,
Speaker 1: but not if you're saying into an overweight woman. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It doesn't work there, that's what
Speaker 1: That's what you say to Andrew before he goes on stage.
Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Okay again, this is one that says, okay,
Speaker 1: we are it was it was on undelayed. What's happening now? Okay?
Speaker 1: So way is again? I just so I just googled
Speaker 1: this because I want more of these guys. Okay. So
Speaker 1: there's one called oh Ship. I just actually the Army
Speaker 1: and I just signed up for the Army. Um. This
Speaker 1: is this is forget about twelve New York City. You
Speaker 1: should know who the fund doesn't know. Forget about it? Okay,
Speaker 1: number one, forget about it bodega hero brick. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: many New York City buildings are bricked, but that's not
Speaker 1: what brick means. Okay, what does brick mean? It's bricks,
Speaker 1: it's cold, it's cold, yes, okay, Um does this Bronx cheer?
Speaker 1: Bronx cheers? Ye, it's someone or your mean that was
Speaker 1: me buzzing in Yeah, he fart noise by blowing through
Speaker 1: your lips is suggestive of the perceived uncouth manners of
Speaker 1: those in the Bronx. So it's what what the fund
Speaker 1: is that? Okay? Um? Schlap pie dead ass? Okay, we
Speaker 1: all know what you know. Pie pizza schlap is to
Speaker 1: carry um dead ass? Are you serious? The New Yorkers
Speaker 1: may label you dead ass, a term dating back to
Speaker 1: the nineties that once referred to resting on one's posterior,
Speaker 1: but now means something more like sincere like I'm dead
Speaker 1: ass serious obviously. Kim Kardashians as regular coffee regular yeah
Speaker 1: black yeah? Um. Apparently it says, do you want a
Speaker 1: black coffee? Asked for black coffee? Do you want a
Speaker 1: coffee with cream and sugar? In New York as well
Speaker 1: as in Boston, that's a regular coffee. Who wrote some
Speaker 1: gen z. Yeah, I heard so. I watched the movie
Speaker 1: Casablanca yesterday. He was looking at you kid, Yes, have
Speaker 1: you ever seen it? That part? It's so good? Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen an ian? Uh? No? Um? But they
Speaker 1: they had a phrase in there that I really liked
Speaker 1: that I want to bring it. No, it's um. Um
Speaker 1: he's talking. He's talking to her about Oh you told
Speaker 1: me a story, kid, and that was and had a
Speaker 1: real wow finish? Is the story you're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: right now? Is that gonna have a wow finish? Because
Speaker 1: I'd really like a wow finish, a wow finished meaning
Speaker 1: like have you ever heard that? A wow finish? I've
Speaker 1: heard it while I'm having sex, wow finished finish and diet.
Speaker 1: I really did not think. I like old movies and
Speaker 1: I think I'm in it. Oh I just saw an
Speaker 1: old movie the other day called Hard Times. You've Got Mail?
Speaker 1: Oh really, what was it? I've never seen a movie
Speaker 1: with this Charles Bronson guy. I've always heard about him
Speaker 1: from Quentin and you got to get into Charles Bronson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's great. He doesn't talk at all. He's just this strong,
Speaker 1: silent type and they just really lean into it. He
Speaker 1: doesn't like the end of it. You know, I just
Speaker 1: watched it alone. It's like I don't know at the
Speaker 1: end of the movie, like they're like, you got anything
Speaker 1: to say, and he's just like no, it just walks
Speaker 1: off like it literally there's nothing. There's no ending. It's
Speaker 1: just him walking off like a strong man. I really
Speaker 1: want to watch more old movies because I think I
Speaker 1: I always didn't want to watch them because my dad
Speaker 1: always wanted me to watch them, and I was just
Speaker 1: always just like anything but dad wants me to do,
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to do. And it's such a
Speaker 1: dumb thing because my dad has great taste. And so
Speaker 1: I finally watched Casa Blanca because I saw some meat.
Speaker 1: I actually saw a meme of some of you know,
Speaker 1: like of all in the world, yeah, that dinosaur one,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, I need to
Speaker 1: see Casablanca. And I love movies where the people don't
Speaker 1: end up together in the end. And I'm not spoiling
Speaker 1: this because that movie if you don't know the ending,
Speaker 1: like they don't end up together. But if you have
Speaker 1: any movies to send me where the people don't end
Speaker 1: up together and they love each other but they cannot
Speaker 1: be together like Romeo and Juliet style. Will you please
Speaker 1: send them to me because that is my favorite genre
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. Here's my z. Here's my
Speaker 1: gen Z term about my last relationship in regard to Casablanca. Yo,
Speaker 1: my life is Yeah. Can I watch the movie of
Speaker 1: your life? My life is a movie they don't end
Speaker 1: up together. Ian, how are you doing on your breakup?
Speaker 1: As we close out the show, I just want to
Speaker 1: check in on your how you're doing as the podcast
Speaker 1: failed to void. I'm great the podcast, the cat, the
Speaker 1: bike positive vibes only Hey man, you know life God
Speaker 1: bless I love her? You know different people it was
Speaker 1: you were together moving forward? Yeah, a little a little
Speaker 1: longer than that, but you know, if amount of the
Speaker 1: relationship to get over it. I I spent all this
Speaker 1: money on getting us like a hotel for our anniversary
Speaker 1: at the at the beach and everything, and had to
Speaker 1: get the deposit back. So I'm just getting tattoos on
Speaker 1: my body of the beach, of the activities of what
Speaker 1: we should have been doing. Wow, No, Cat, that was cool.
Speaker 1: What's kind of cool? I don't know that was not
Speaker 1: to get that one with the big fucking wheels and this,
Speaker 1: you know that a couple. Oh yeah, no, man, it's like,
Speaker 1: what can you do with life? You move forward? How
Speaker 1: are you doing with your break up? Nick? Well, we're
Speaker 1: back together so pretty good. Um, but I'm sorry, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, do I do enjoy breakups? And I have
Speaker 1: to say this, And I know that they're hard, and
Speaker 1: I don't wish someone anyone because they're so fucking tough,
Speaker 1: but there is you do come out of it most
Speaker 1: of the time. I mean, there are sometimes where people
Speaker 1: are like and my dad never recovered after my mom
Speaker 1: left him, and he don't, you know, like, there's always those,
Speaker 1: But I do feel like, for the most part breakups
Speaker 1: you just get to enjoy music more. I think that's
Speaker 1: the best joy of it, is like being able to
Speaker 1: listen to songs and like and feel I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel like so many times my emotions. I'm reading
Speaker 1: this book about women with autism, and I'm realizing I
Speaker 1: definitely got insane. Every book I'm working on is written
Speaker 1: by a woman with autism. But um, it's uh, it's
Speaker 1: about how like, um, people with autism don't really they
Speaker 1: only feel their feelings if they're like extreme Otherwise they
Speaker 1: just don't. They really are kind of like running pretty muted.
Speaker 1: And I think that's why I kind of like breakups
Speaker 1: sometimes because I feel normal, I feel human. I feel
Speaker 1: like tapped into feelings that other people are having more frequently.
Speaker 1: Like I know people that cry like all the time,
Speaker 1: like my I have girlfriends who like will cry every
Speaker 1: day and not because but because they're just no, it
Speaker 1: is being set not every day but a couple of
Speaker 1: times a week. Like having a range of emotions that
Speaker 1: you go through is normal and I just do not
Speaker 1: have that. And that's emotional. During a breakup, I get
Speaker 1: to feel things well, yeah, but I feel like that's
Speaker 1: emotional disregulation. If you're crying every other day, you know,
Speaker 1: like crying is good. It releases a valve and let's
Speaker 1: you know, these reasons and toxins get out, and it's
Speaker 1: absolutely necessary. But I feel like doing it every couple
Speaker 1: of days is like a deeper issue they need to
Speaker 1: be addressed, you know. I don't know. I think that
Speaker 1: some people are just more emotional people and that's just
Speaker 1: you know, like like anything, some people are more active
Speaker 1: and they need to like run every day, they need
Speaker 1: to work out really hard to like work off that energy.
Speaker 1: I think some people just have their hormones or whatever
Speaker 1: like cause, because I have friends that can just cry
Speaker 1: and then get about there. Like they could just weep
Speaker 1: on their bed for like fifteen minutes about whatever is
Speaker 1: going on in their life, and then they go and
Speaker 1: watch a video of like an old man like hugging
Speaker 1: his grandson. It's so I was like, I've how and
Speaker 1: now we're just gonna eat dinner. He used to call
Speaker 1: it like like you know, like you tear porn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like where he would just watch like a mentally you know,
Speaker 1: handicapped person get into college and then he would just
Speaker 1: feel like be able to get it out. And one time,
Speaker 1: one time, in the middle of the night, I was
Speaker 1: watching one of those soldier Soldier come home videos and
Speaker 1: it was like the dog at the funeral, and I
Speaker 1: was crying so loud. My roommate tried to come in
Speaker 1: and goes, hey, are you all right, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm masturbating. I'm sorry, Like I was so embarrassed and
Speaker 1: I was crying. It's so funny. That is the problem
Speaker 1: with gun emotions, that they'd rather they're my own as
Speaker 1: my own ass the official, isn't it hurt. Yeah, and um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that. Man, dude, I'm reading this book and
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I just sent it to with like horoscopes
Speaker 1: when you read them like that. Well that's what I thought,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I first read the book and
Speaker 1: one of the best. You sent it to me, and
Speaker 1: if you want to know the name of it, let
Speaker 1: me just quickly, because I think I have a lot
Speaker 1: of those tendencies to carry over women. Mainly it's called
Speaker 1: divergent mind. It's by Genera. Something in her name just disappeared,
Speaker 1: Genera Narenberg, and um, she sounds smart, right, thriving in
Speaker 1: a world that doesn't that wasn't designed for you. And
Speaker 1: they listed all these things and I was reading them
Speaker 1: and I was like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. But
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I think everyone happened all these So
Speaker 1: I sent it to my group chat with all my
Speaker 1: girlfriends with I think there's eight of us on there, um,
Speaker 1: and I said, guys, is this like just one of
Speaker 1: those things where it's like all of us and I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to find I'm trying to like figure out
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, Nikki, like on all of
Speaker 1: them were like, I think I relate to ten percent
Speaker 1: of these things, and I relate to it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's for women men, But yeah, I feel like it'd
Speaker 1: be similar. But that's just well, I'll read some of
Speaker 1: them if you wan real quick. Um, okay, seeing things
Speaker 1: at multiple levels, including her own thinking process, escaping and
Speaker 1: thought or action to survive, overwhelming emotions and senses, continually
Speaker 1: analyzing existence, the meaning of life and everything, experiencing feelings
Speaker 1: of confusion and being overwhelmed, experiencing um, feeling extreme relief.
Speaker 1: This is this is the one that is so me.
Speaker 1: But I do think this is I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people have social anxiety now because of the pandemic
Speaker 1: and phones and everything. So this but feeling extremely relief
Speaker 1: when she doesn't have to go anywhere, talk to anyone,
Speaker 1: answer calls, or leave the house, but at the same
Speaker 1: time harboring guilt for hibernating and not doing what everyone
Speaker 1: else is doing. Literally, that is the that is the
Speaker 1: headline of my life. Is like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do things, but I want to try to be like
Speaker 1: everyone else, perceiving them as a threat. I think I'm
Speaker 1: I'm reading the same list. Getting mad when you have
Speaker 1: a dream that your boyfriend cheats and the being upset
Speaker 1: with him for most of the morning. Um does that? Yeah? Right,
Speaker 1: are you serious? People do that? Women? Leave her? If
Speaker 1: a woman is getting mad at you about a dream
Speaker 1: she had about you, leave her right upset like upset,
Speaker 1: like a little like pouty, and like, well, you go
Speaker 1: to therapy, bitch. That is um. Perceiving visitors. This is
Speaker 1: a weird one. Perceiving visitors at home as a threat.
Speaker 1: This can be even a familiar family member knowing logically
Speaker 1: that visitors are not a threat, but still feeling like
Speaker 1: they are obsessing about the potentiality of a relationship with someone,
Speaker 1: particularly love interest or new friendship, like obsessing about just
Speaker 1: the potential. I am only obsessed with potential. I don't
Speaker 1: even like to obsess when I'm in things. It's being
Speaker 1: confused by the rules of accurate eye contact, tone of voice,
Speaker 1: proximity of the body. Okay, listen to this thing. And
Speaker 1: I know this is me being like I'm a main
Speaker 1: character and everything is me. But this I've never related
Speaker 1: to something more. I Um, Chris used to coin this
Speaker 1: thing for me early in our relationship, where I would
Speaker 1: just when I wanted to leave somewhere. I'd just go
Speaker 1: like okay, I'm gonna go and like stand up, and
Speaker 1: he coined it. He called it the Glazer exit because
Speaker 1: there was never any and I just never understood what
Speaker 1: that meant. And I even find myself. The other day,
Speaker 1: I was with someone and I knew I needed to go,
Speaker 1: and I realized and I stopped myself because I know
Speaker 1: that that people are jarred by me leaving early. But
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're supposed to do. So this
Speaker 1: says that, um uh, but did you have to lead
Speaker 1: to get to something or you're overwhelmed? I was just
Speaker 1: like I was done, it was time to go, and
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to go. Well, I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to go in five minutes. Yeah, that's annoying because
Speaker 1: everyone pick up my ship and go, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: Some people like to hear stay no, stay here. Isn't
Speaker 1: that a version of the Irish goodbye? Because me and
Speaker 1: the way it's described in this it's people are the
Speaker 1: idea of doing things so that it's socially acceptable and
Speaker 1: makes other people feel comfortable just to like because but
Speaker 1: really I'm not saying anything wrong. I just have to
Speaker 1: go and has nothing to do with you, but I
Speaker 1: have to not make you feel safe. It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: The Irish goodbye is like leaving without saying goodbye. And
Speaker 1: your thing is you just get up and go. I
Speaker 1: do the Italian goodbye, which is where I say I'm
Speaker 1: going to leave, I tell a really long winded story
Speaker 1: and then people ask me to go, and with that
Speaker 1: we will go. Thank you so much for being on
Speaker 1: the show. Ian, We missed you so much. Please come
Speaker 1: back as a guest. I know, I'm so excited that
Speaker 1: you're on this episode. Check out The and Ian. It's
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