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Speaker 1: The Nicker Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Glaser Podcast. It's Tuesday. I'm

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Speaker 1: back in St. Louis with Andrew Colin in studio. Um

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Speaker 1: we have special guests all this week. I um, as

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Speaker 1: I said on last Thursday, I announced it on this

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Speaker 1: on my on our Instagram story. But I am. I

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Speaker 1: have vocal cord demage damage. That's French for damage, it's

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Speaker 1: not um and I need to not talk outside of

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Speaker 1: my podcast and my contractual obligations. And so I'm a

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Speaker 1: little quiet baby baby, a little baby bird who can't

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Speaker 1: talk no more. I love that, Like I can only

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Speaker 1: talk on my podcast, my five other things I'm doing,

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Speaker 1: and uh, well you know it's just well, I can't talk.

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Speaker 1: I can't hang out with anyone anymore. I cannot have

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Speaker 1: I can't talk on the phone. I am seeing my

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Speaker 1: therapist today because I'm losing my fucking mind, not being

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Speaker 1: able to talk or have friends anymore. UM So I

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Speaker 1: will be talking to her. But other than that talk,

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking about why you've been so quiet

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Speaker 1: to me since you got here, and then I forgot

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Speaker 1: that you have vocal rest or. You hate me. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you kept looking over at me. It's

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Speaker 1: so do you realize that everyone can see? Do you

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Speaker 1: have periful vision? Is that where I can see dead people?

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Speaker 1: Let me just bring in our guests. I need the

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Speaker 1: help today. Not only is it Noah joining us from Arizona,

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Speaker 1: but Um back by popular demand and because I just

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Speaker 1: love him so freaking much. You knew him from multiple

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Speaker 1: hundreds of appearances on You Up with Niki Lazer on

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Speaker 1: Serious Sexum, and then he was also on my podcast

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Speaker 1: that I did during Quarantine a lot one of my

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Speaker 1: best friends. He's in New York. He has a new

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Speaker 1: podcast coming out very soon. When is it dropping? Ian Finance?

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Speaker 1: It dropped yesterday. It's called Being Ian with Jordan's Me

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Speaker 1: and Jordan Jensen. What wait, Being Ian with Jordan's. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me and Jordan Jensen have a podcast. We got the

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Speaker 1: lumin Ears to do the theme song. And uh, it's

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Speaker 1: like people I didn't know. I don't know who Jordan

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Speaker 1: is friends. She's hilarious. She's a girl that's in the

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Speaker 1: in the I of course I know who she is.

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Speaker 1: She's so funny. She works to sell it, right, she

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Speaker 1: works to sell it every night she's hilarious all the time.

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Speaker 1: She's so funny. I sorry, I didn't I was picturing

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Speaker 1: a boy. She's a boy name and I don't like it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I also have a boy in my basement, but he's

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Speaker 1: not part of the show. Uh show him. It's great.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It's really fun like a being being

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Speaker 1: ian in prison for the boy. But you got the

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Speaker 1: luminears to do the well. Oh no, he has show far. Well,

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Speaker 1: so far, we're not impressed. So tell me you used

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Speaker 1: to always bring in a little like slide whistle into

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Speaker 1: the jacket. I used to have a slide whistle. Now

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Speaker 1: I have a rams horn. Um Ian Finance is one

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Speaker 1: of the funniest people. If you don't know who he is,

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Speaker 1: maybe ever to live. He makes me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 1: He makes He's one of the only people who has

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Speaker 1: conjured p to come out of my vagina hole when

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Speaker 1: I've been around him, because he makes me laugh so hard.

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Speaker 1: He um, he just he just even when he's sad,

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Speaker 1: he's funny. When he's he's he he is all over

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Speaker 1: the place. He is so honest. What else abody and

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Speaker 1: he is? I showed him my penis because I thought

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Speaker 1: I had an STD. When was that We were the

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Speaker 1: first fun No, we were at arrest. We were at

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Speaker 1: lunch with you, but we doctor did. We were on

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Speaker 1: bon pain. And Andrew put me in a lot of

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Speaker 1: pain when I had to look at his penis. Why

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Speaker 1: I had to get in there. I've never seen bray along. Well,

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Speaker 1: it was just a reflex for him. My guy takes

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Speaker 1: off his pants. Wait, so, Ian, you did look at

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Speaker 1: Andrew's penis? What did you think was on it? Just

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Speaker 1: having anxiety about Yeah, I thought I had had herpes,

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Speaker 1: but it turns out to be uh yeah, always you said,

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Speaker 1: or mescalum. It was enough to make my doctor throw up.

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Speaker 1: So I thought it was molascum contagiosum. Yes, that you

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Speaker 1: do exactly what it was. He definitely probably ran into

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Speaker 1: something similar before. Oh, so West Schultz has become a

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Speaker 1: dear friend of mine. The singer he was at Greenwich

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Speaker 1: And I went up and I was like, are you

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Speaker 1: I get it anyway. And then I just like was myself, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys are chatting at forwards. Yeah, you're someone who

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Speaker 1: so many people. Oh thanks, Yeah, I have worms in

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Speaker 1: my brain. Um, I can't you are. You're just a

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Speaker 1: person that has always been just like a little sponge

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Speaker 1: for friends. I met you on the set of Bonnie

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Speaker 1: McFarland's film, Um, Anything Boys, Anything Boys Can Do? I

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Speaker 1: a murderer and I tie up this guy that I'm murdering,

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Speaker 1: just like, I was just like, you are much like

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Speaker 1: how I met Andrew just was like, what are you like?

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Speaker 1: This is will you just be my best friend? Please?

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Speaker 1: Like bring it in? And you were just so funny

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Speaker 1: and so fun and um, I'm so happy to see

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Speaker 1: your success and that you have a theme song with

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Speaker 1: the lumin Ears, and you have a very cute intro

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Speaker 1: video for your podcast that I love. Just you like

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Speaker 1: skipping around town just being in and it's and you've

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Speaker 1: got the Luminears to sing about you like taking it

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Speaker 1: or or giving it to a guy in the ass right, Well, no,

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Speaker 1: not a guy, just in general. I'm off guys. That

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Speaker 1: was my bowie face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was That

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Speaker 1: was a wet face, my bowie face, David Bowie, you're

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Speaker 1: on a delay for some reason. Can we alleviate this?

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Speaker 1: Because it's hell, you're the podcast. You gotta fix this, dude.

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Speaker 1: Roger and you head Do I need headphones? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: don't think it's the headphones. It's not because you can

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Speaker 1: hear me. It's I don't know, it's that reception in

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Speaker 1: the basement. Yeah, are you gonna have guests on this

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Speaker 1: podcast that you do you have on remotely? Look? Look, lady,

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Speaker 1: it's fucking almost three. We're not doing zoom any word.

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Speaker 1: everything's live. Well, you don't need to then you don't

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Speaker 1: you're your brother. Awesome. You just tried to shut us off, y'all. Um,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you were friends with so many people who

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Speaker 1: I think shortly before it called stolen Valor. Just you know,

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Speaker 1: With how much you fucking twitch a needle in my body? Um?

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Speaker 1: Like you look like uberto office? Just like what wearing

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Speaker 1: your night gear all the time. Now my next freedom,

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Speaker 1: Ian was like, man, I want to get a tattoo,

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Speaker 1: And I was thinking of getting, um, I want to

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00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: get done. Yeah, Well, bbls are out now because Kim

424
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: Kardatian is getting all her fat sucked out now and

425
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: now it's it's now now my ass is back in

426
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: and right when my fucking flat ass is becoming in again,

427
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting an ass. It's like that nothing was working okay,

428
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: so um, so I'm bringing in guests all this week

429
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: and up until my surgery. We will have guests, and

430
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: then once I have my surgery, we'll see what happens, UM,

431
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: and you can send your flowers to UH four six

432
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: four two. I'm just kidding. That was close, right, You're

433
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: going to give the real address like UM. But so

434
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: today I also am I'm not able to do press anymore.

435
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm not able to do interviews, nothing extra. I mean,

436
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: I have a contract with I Heart Radio. I have

437
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 1: a contract with UM certain TV appearances, so I am

438
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: still keeping those and those are the only times I

439
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: am talking in my life. I don't get to talk

440
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: socially anymore. I don't get to do anything else outside

441
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: of that. And so when I got approached to do

442
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: a radio interview by a nice gentleman on Instagram in

443
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: my d M S, I said, I would love to

444
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: do it, but we're gonna have to do it on

445
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: my podcast because that's the only time I can talk.

446
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 1: So UM with us today is justin, UM, justin, where

447
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: are you from? A guy from Long Island, Nassau County,

448
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: and Uh, I've been a fan of yours for so long,

449
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: so it's such an honor to get to talk with

450
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: you right now. I'm so excited to talk to you

451
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: so you said that this and in this interview is

452
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: for for my college. Graduated from there a couple of

453
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: years ago, and then I ended up, you know, working there,

454
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: And Uh, I have a show that kind of features

455
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: pop culture and I love talking about comedy. So I

456
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: figured get one of the hottest rising stars in comedy

457
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: who's uh been kicking ask for the last there. Thank

458
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: you so much, Justin, Ian you take us, you take

459
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 1: us back seat? Ian finances here, um but Justin is

460
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: um so we are. So this will air on Justin's

461
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: radio show Justin Where can people find your radio show?

462
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: What is it called called the Radio Rumble? And you

463
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: know you were talking about having surgery. I had surgery

464
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,719
Speaker 1: a few years ago and I've never talked about that

465
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 1: on the radio. My surgery involved I can't believe I'm

466
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: saying this. It's called anal fistula surgery, and it was

467
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: we know a lot about it. Man. Was there a

468
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: guy right here, Mike? It was my podcast co host

469
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: Andrew Colin has um anal fishers and had that same surgery. Yes,

470
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 1: I had the exact same surgery. Uh did you did

471
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: they terrier tushy wider to help the fisher, which is weird. No,

472
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: so there's a difference between a fisher and a fish ula.

473
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: I've had fishers as well, but basically it's it's no good.

474
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: The bottom half is just it's a mess. I know

475
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: what official it is because of an Oprah episode in

476
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: the late nineties early two thousand's about women who um

477
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: in Sub Saharan Africa for some reason. Oh, when they

478
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: get like clar ectoms or something, they get fishlas, which

479
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: are essentially whole between the lining between their anus in

480
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: their vagina, and so they will have anal leakage into

481
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: their vagina and so what what was going on? So

482
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: you had a fish which is a whole man Jesus Christ. Yeah,

483
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: so then the whole would like fill up and who

484
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: had just grown this like engorged sort of thing and

485
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: it would burst Like every three or four years this

486
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: would happen. So then eventually I was like, I need

487
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: surgery on this, and uh, I finally got it and

488
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: I have had no issues since, so it's been like

489
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: three years. That's really interesting because well thanks for sharing

490
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 1: that what Ian. I love how you toughed it out

491
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: for four years of like, you know what, I got

492
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: a hole and it's this is what people do. It

493
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 1: is so rare that someone actually gets surgery when they

494
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: need it, or like addresses problems when they need it.

495
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: It always it always becomes something that people address once

496
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: it's gone past the point of no return. Like the

497
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: only reason that I'm getting vocal cord surgery, I've been

498
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: told for years, like you, there's something going on. I

499
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: went to go see a specialist. They told me i'd polyps.

500
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: They said I needed surgery, and they were like, you

501
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: don't need it today, but it's and it just like

502
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: you just you just wait until it's so bad that

503
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: you can't do anything anymore. And the same thing for

504
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: you Andrew, like it's it's just yeah, I had the

505
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: fish or stuff, and yeah, because what happens is is

506
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: like it comes and goes. So if anything comes and

507
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: goes with anything in life, you're like, oh, well it's

508
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: good for four days. I'm fine, you know if it's

509
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: every day, and then it starts becoming less more and

510
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: more every single day, and that's when you finally take

511
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: care of It's like anything, it's like alcoholism, it's like

512
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: a drug addiction. Like it always starts like, oh, this

513
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: is manageable. I can drain my fish to la every

514
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: when it starts acting up. Because I had a thing

515
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 1: called a ranula. Look up a ranula. I think I've

516
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: talked about it before. I used to choose so much

517
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: gum because I had an eating disorder, and I would

518
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: just chew gum in between meals to prevent myself from

519
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: eating that. I got abrasions inside my mouth because of

520
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: just like overuse, and it would callous and it would

521
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: block my my tongue duct like that my saliva duct,

522
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: and it would ranula is Latin for bullfrog, like the

523
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: bull frogs like bubble, and so it would look like

524
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: I had a bull frog's bubble and I would have

525
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: to pop it with a needle and I would do

526
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: it all the time. I would do it at work

527
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: and I would just drain it because it was just

528
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: like sliva inside. I mean, I would like, do you know,

529
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: do Matt lighter you know whatever that does? And over

530
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: time I started getting a callous on the thing itself

531
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: because I was just stabbing it so much, so then

532
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: I had by the time I went and got it done.

533
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing because he goes, what the hell

534
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: have you been doing? And so that's well, this is

535
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: not why I just on the show. Justin wanted to

536
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,719
Speaker 1: interview me about my career. But I love this is

537
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: so often what happens in interviews is that we will

538
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: always go off topic and just start sharing things. And

539
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm glad you admitted because I'm sure there's listeners out there.

540
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, Um, you probably have a

541
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: couple dozen. I'm sure one of those know someone who

542
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: who has experienced this or has some embarrassing kind of

543
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: ailment that they're like, I've never told anyone. So I

544
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Um. So let's let's bring in the interview.

545
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: I guess, yes, good thing we did talked about holes

546
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: in our butts. Oh yeah. One of our One of

547
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: our guidelines was that we can't curse because this is,

548
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: you know, airing on terrestrial radio. Well I get, I

549
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: get edit everything, so so we're good. But I do

550
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: want to thank you. It was Cardinal Okay, seriously, guys,

551
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: don't don't make it. Don't Justin Scott a big course load.

552
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: He doesn't go there anymore, but he doesn't want to. Um,

553
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: Justin Okay, so you were saying about the Cardinals. Yes,

554
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: the Cardinals. They're your Cardinals swept the Yankees, and uh,

555
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: I just want to thank you guys, because I'm a

556
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: Met fan and I needed do you know have that

557
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: for going into this week I despised the Yankees and

558
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: uh you also this year did something with the Cardinals

559
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: that I just found out. It was Nicky Glazer Day,

560
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: I guess at Bush Stadium and and you threwout the

561
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: first pitch. How wait? Wait, the Yankees just got our

562
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: one of our guys. I I know a little bit

563
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: about sports, and all I know is that my driver

564
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: the other day was like, Baders go into the Yankees

565
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: and he's injured, so take him have fun. Bader Harrison

566
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: Bader uh was a player for the Cardinals. Is he are?

567
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: When they had traded? Do they leave like the next day?

568
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: Pretty much literally a breakup where it's like we're I'm

569
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: moving out now and left. So he so he leaves

570
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: because it would be so awkward if he had to

571
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: like suit up the next day and everyone's like you

572
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: just so nobody like if he had to do up

573
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: with the Cardinals show up again. So he left. So

574
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: he played the Cardinals this weekend and they whooped the

575
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: Yankee he's asked the Cardinals, but you threw? Is that awkward?

576
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: I would assume it is. You know that you're you're

577
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: in the trenches with these guys, you know, in their

578
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: locker room for for years and then you just leave.

579
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: But that's just what happens with sports there. You know,

580
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: it's it's all about money and there's no real loyalty

581
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: in sports. Well, Harrison Vader was living in our apartment complex,

582
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: and we I would see him writing his uh the

583
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: scooter around those little lime scooters, and so would my

584
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: sister and I went to the game one time. We

585
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: just and he went up to bat. We just kept going.

586
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: And so if Yankee fans or you know, Mets fans

587
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: want to harass him, you know he's from New York.

588
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: I think it's from the city or something. Yeah, he's

589
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: going back home. All right, Um, so this hat backward?

590
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: Or did you cut the brim in the Okay? All right?

591
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: I thought he could. I thought it could be. Maybe

592
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: I'll bring that this doesn't look like a guy when

593
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: you threw at the first pitching how was how did

594
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: you deal with that sort of press? I started talking

595
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: about that. I can talk about the fish all day.

596
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: That was okay. When I threw out the first pitch,

597
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: What do you want to know? Like what what difference

598
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: as far as like anxiety is, is that like compared

599
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: to going on stage? So different? So different because you know,

600
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: going on stage, that's something that I feel like I'm

601
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: an I am an expert at this point. I feel

602
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: like I've gotten my ten tho hours. So I'm just

603
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: very confident in that way, and throwing out the first

604
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: pitch is the number one thing that I'm I'm most

605
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: insecure about. I'm not joking you. I would have rather

606
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 1: throughout the first like I would have rather threw out

607
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: the first fist into my ass. Oh wait, I can't

608
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: say that on on home plate or wherever the Then

609
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: throughout the first pitch, I would have rather done anything

610
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: than any sports but you but what the true this

611
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: of it? Justin? I was asked to throw out the

612
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: first pitch because he was promoting my show Welcome Home

613
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: the ex Blazer that has already um not been picked

614
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: up for a second season on E So maybe I'll

615
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: kind of a home elsewhere. Thanks a lot for everyone watching.

616
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't enough um and so to be so yeah,

617
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: I find it on to be this fall so and

618
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: I love that they don't say canceled anymore. They're just

619
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: like they're not picking you up, and it's like, you

620
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: mean canceled. Um, this is canceled. So I don't care,

621
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: literally at all. Do not send your condulces. Don't care.

622
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. Um. But uh, the thing about it

623
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: is that, um, I I did not want to do it.

624
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: I only throughout the first pitch because I was living

625
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: every dream of my male friends, who are just like,

626
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: that's the coolest thing. You get to do that, And

627
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: so I often I often say yes to things justin

628
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: that I don't want to do, but I because it's

629
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: someone else's dream and I know that they would like

630
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: kill for that opportunity. I do it for them. But

631
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 1: I really I asked first if I could instead sing

632
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: the national anthem, and they said that Robinson Elementary was

633
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: already doing that gig and that got booked like, you know,

634
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: six months out. They booked the first pitch like two

635
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Speaker 1: weeks out, and then they booked the national Anthem like

636
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Speaker 1: a year in advance. I mean. In her defense, though

637
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Speaker 1: Nikki did go all the way to the top of

638
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: the mount she went why didn't know. You didn't had

639
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Speaker 1: a choice not to. A lot of people just go

640
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Speaker 1: from the grass. No one gives you any fucking direction.

641
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: Did they let me warm up beforehand? No? Did they

642
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Speaker 1: give Did they tell you anything? Literally nothing? You get

643
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: nothing before hit? It was? It was bad. But I

644
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: will say this, I did practice a lot before that pitch.

645
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 1: And Andrew Colin is here to say that, no matter

646
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: what you see from that first pitch, will you tell

647
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: people based on what you thought? I was capable of?

648
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: What you think most girls who have never pitched in

649
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: their life are capable of? What percentile do you put

650
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Speaker 1: me in? For who have never pitched in their lives?

651
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Speaker 1: I mean, thank you? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. No

652
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: for someone that's never thrown, who claims to be the

653
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Speaker 1: most unathletic person ever, who's eighties six years old, who

654
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: has no vocal cords? I mean, did you did better

655
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Speaker 1: than I was? It was something I tried in practice,

656
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: but it was something justin that I would had to

657
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: um let go of being to like caring too much

658
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: about because if I cared too much about it, it it

659
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: was there was no world in which that was going

660
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: to go well for me. There's no there was just

661
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: no world in which it was going to be something

662
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: that I was going to be proud of and and

663
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: so now it's something I don't even like to talk

664
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: about it, and I'd like to move on, actually to

665
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: the next question. If you wouldn't mind, it was better

666
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: than Baba boo. So I think you have that going.

667
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: Thank Yeah, that is true, but you know that's not

668
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: saying much. I think, well, you men, you mentioned the

669
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: reality show the Welcome Home Nicky Glazer. Were you like

670
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: weary of involving your family on the TV show like this,

671
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: because we've seen it before with like whole Cogan and

672
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: his family and it went to shambles. Were you like

673
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 1: worried about your family and just like tear them apart?

674
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: You know, I wasn't. And that's a great question. And

675
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: I've did so many interviews about the show and no

676
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: one asked me that. And I think it's a great

677
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: question because it wouldn't be one that I would even

678
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: think to ask, because it wasn't a question I even

679
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: thought to ask myself before I did it, Because it

680
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: does if you look at the track record of what

681
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: these shows do, like you know, the Newlyweds, the Osborne's

682
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: it kind of like funked up their family, Um, Jessica

683
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Speaker 1: Simpson Nicholas, like literally every single family that's done a

684
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: reality show, I don't think it's really done any good

685
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: for them. But and I will say that it um.

686
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: The interesting thing about it that that I will say

687
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: that I did not expect because I thought, you know,

688
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: my family has a great connection that were they were

689
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: just doing this for fun. We're none of us really

690
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: want to be famous. I already like have achieved that

691
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: for myself. I'm not looking to get anything out of

692
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: this that I don't already have, and none of them

693
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: are looking to like steal the spotlight. The thing that

694
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: did um did come up that was unfortunate was that

695
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: in these like interviews where you get interviewed privately apart

696
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: from the show. You know, you see these reality shows

697
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: and then they'll cut, they'll show a scene, they'll cut

698
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,479
Speaker 1: to a person talking about the scene, and you always

699
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: watch those scenes and you go, bitch, don't you know

700
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: the person that you're talking about is gonna watch this

701
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,439
Speaker 1: someday and you're gonna have to like answer to that

702
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: because you like, you know, whatever bachelorette you're talking about

703
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: like your own personal like you just go, I always go,

704
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: do you think they're not going to see this? Like

705
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 1: anyone who want below deck? Like and um, and I

706
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: I did have that happened to me where I saw

707
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: interviews that my mom did or my my dad did

708
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: or you know that, um my boyfriend did not really

709
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. But um, even that I did that I

710
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: had to answer to after the fact, where you just

711
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: get in there and you say stupid stuff or you

712
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: just it's a long day and you try to like

713
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 1: give them whatever you think they're kind of like wanting

714
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: to you to say to shape the show, not a lie,

715
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: but just something that might be a little bit exaggerated.

716
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: And then um, afterwards it airs and and your mom's

717
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: not talking to you for a couple of days and

718
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: you realize something's up and you finally go, what's going

719
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 1: on and she's like, you know what, I was really

720
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: hurt by what you said on that and then you go, Mom,

721
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: I didn't mean and then it's a whole thing, so, um,

722
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: it did not it don't. It did not hurt my family. Actually,

723
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: it actually brought us a lot closer. And that conversation

724
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: in particular that I had with my mom that she

725
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: got upset about was really good for us because it

726
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: cleared the air. Much like you know, arguments often lead

727
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: to like, oh, you're better than you were before. Well,

728
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: I am enough time. I had like seventy million questions

729
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: I want to ask you. Do you want to get

730
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: one more question? Okay, so what should we go with? Oh?

731
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 1: I have an idea for a show. Maybe you could

732
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: take this, because that's not a question about this. So

733
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: my question, this is like a basic question. I'm sure

734
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: comedians get all the time, but you know, in this

735
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: day and age, uh, you know, I feel like everything

736
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: is basically getting It's harder and harder to push the

737
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: envelope with content without receiving backlash. And I'm sure you've

738
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: received backlash countless times for some of the raunchy stuff

739
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: that you've said. Do you feel like this is only

740
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: going to get worse? Do you feel like it's it's

741
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: did you hear Andrew's sigh when you ask that question? Andrew,

742
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: do you know that your size are audible? Andrew just

743
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: goes I said, I said, I mean it's a good question,

744
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: and you're right, Like, so what was the question again?

745
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: Sorry to the end, of the question, I do you

746
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: think this is only going to get word? Do you

747
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: think like it's cyclical, so maybe in like ten fifteen years,

748
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: people aren't going to care as much, Like it's not

749
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: gonna matter. Really, I think, yeah, I think it's good.

750
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: I think it'll be cyclical, and I do think that.

751
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: I was yeah, please, And what do you think ian finance? Everyone,

752
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: if if you're listening to Justin's radio show, you can

753
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: listen to Ian's new podcast called be an Ian and

754
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: is now available everywhere you get podcasts. Ian Finance, what

755
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: do you have to say about us? You know? I

756
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: just think the funniest part of this question is you

757
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: think the world is going to exist in ten to

758
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: fifteen years. I know that's that's really is a good point. Um, yeah,

759
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: I do think. I don't think envelopes will even exist

760
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: because everything is digital now, so there's no envelopes to push.

761
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: And also, um, that's a great job cut to me

762
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: of those dinosaurs blinking silently. Um. So I always think,

763
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: I think, I think, uh, I always just say whatever

764
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: I want to say because I am never trying to

765
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: hurt anyone, and if I do, I usually apologize for it.

766
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: And I don't have. I think the problem is when

767
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: people are like, I'm never gonna apologize, never apologize for

768
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: a joke. It's a joke. Fucking take a joke. It's

769
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: so and like so lame. Just if you hurt someone's feelings,

770
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: do you Does anyone really want to hurt someone's feelings?

771
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: I mean, that is an insane thing to want to do.

772
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm a comic. We don't apologize. And so what if

773
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: I go to the bank in black face, I'm not

774
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry. I'm saying, give me my cashier's check

775
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: and let me get out of here. That is a

776
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: great James a Caster impersonation, because that is exactly that

777
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: fit that he does. Have you seen that. I'm a

778
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. I tell jokes. If you can't take

779
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: a joke, maybe you shouldn't listen to it. I'm a

780
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. If you can't take the truth, don't

781
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: listen to my shows. I'm a stand up Like it

782
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: is like this, like these guys, these guys that talk

783
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: like that, be aware. If you're a comedy fan and

784
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: you like anyone who says that the like, if you

785
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: can't take a joke, then you're not cool or like

786
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm never going to apologize. You can't handle the truth.

787
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: This is a fucking idiot who really is not a

788
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: smart person, who is really just uh an egomaniac, probably

789
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: a narcissist. And if anyone truly wants to use comedy

790
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: to hurt people's feelings and make them feel bad about themselves,

791
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: you're a bad person. And um, that is a different

792
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: thing than comedians who just want to make jokes to

793
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, make jokes. Yes, sometimes you're gonna hurt people's feelings,

794
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: but and sometimes I I argue, like a joke is

795
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: so funny that I don't care if it hurts a

796
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: couple of people feelings. But if those people's feelings do

797
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: get hurt and they write me and they want money

798
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: back from the show that they paid for because they

799
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: were so uncomfortable they had to leave, I will give that.

800
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Speaker 1: I will venmo their money back. I've always said that

801
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: I will always do that. But just write me a letter,

802
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: d m me like you did justin and tell me

803
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: why I have it wrong, Why offended you, Why I

804
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: ruined your night? Because that's not my intent. But I

805
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: do hope that people can you know, laugh at themselves

806
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 1: and not get offended as much, and not use being

807
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: offended as like a personality to trait, like get tattoos

808
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: or something, do something else to set you apart, because

809
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: using being being offended is not It's like saying that

810
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: you like the office, it's not interesting, or that you

811
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: like whiskey and tacos, like get a personality, like actually

812
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: get a hobby, because being someone who gets offended about

813
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: everything is not interesting and it's not a personality. But

814
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: if you're transgendered and you're like standing up for transgender rights,

815
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: or if you're not transgendered and you're standing up for

816
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: transgender rights, that's different. I I do think that is

817
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: part of my personality. I do. I am a trans

818
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: rights activist for sure, and I do get offended by

819
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 1: jokes that are not funny about But I've made jokes,

820
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: you know, about trans people, because you know I did

821
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: the roast of Caitlyn Jenner and or you know Alec

822
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: Baldwin and made jokes, but they were done not in

823
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: like hatred of trans people and wanting to make them

824
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: feel worse about themselves and want them to like go

825
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: a and stop going in little girls bathrooms or whatever.

826
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Speaker 1: The funk people think, Um, it was just done to

827
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: make a joke that they you know, they have bigger

828
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Speaker 1: feet than you know, people who were born since women

829
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Speaker 1: or something. It's just like, you know, it's based on

830
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: it's laughing about facts rather than my me trying to

831
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Speaker 1: hurt someone. So with that said, I'll finish up. And

832
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Speaker 1: if anyone has a problem with what she said, like

833
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: all your freaking listeners, tell them. I'll read it some

834
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: day late at night, and it'll make me want to

835
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Speaker 1: cut myself because that's what happens. Yeah, but she's cutting

836
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: herself to offend you, and that doesn't we don't care,

837
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Speaker 1: even we don't care. My tongue and it needs to

838
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: be drained. Yeah, she's been doing that for years. Justin

839
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 1: thank you so much for letting me have this chaotic

840
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: interview with you on my podcast. Appreciate it so much.

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00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: Um and yeah, thank you so much. Right back after this,

842
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: welcome back to the show. We are now justin list

843
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: but we're here with Ian Finance, who has a new

844
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: podcast called be an Ian And so I'm on vocal rest.

845
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: We're trying to I'm not trying to talk as much,

846
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: even though I've talked a lot this episode, ian Um, Andrew,

847
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: why don't we play a little game? Noah, do you

848
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: have a game plan for us? Should we do? Ready to? No,

849
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: we can play a quiz a quiz game. Hold on,

850
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: let me just get fun. Okay, okay, it's game time everyone.

851
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: All right, Today we're gonna be We're gonna be talking

852
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: about gen z slank terms, and I'm going to see

853
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: if you guys know what they mean? All right? Either

854
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: I don't either's Zadi probably Okay? When a gen Z

855
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: says no cap, what do they mean means? I'm not lying?

856
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: No lie, no lie, because cat means that's cat means

857
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 1: that's lie. No cat. No, cat means that's a lie.

858
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: You know around Yeah, so that's that's catman. That's cat

859
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: means that's a lie. Andrew, Yeah, I go. I agree.

860
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: Are you gonna side during that one? Your size? No? No,

861
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: it was a joke, said Peter. That's what I'm saying.

862
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just have trail breathing, and I got these

863
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: fat tits that make me it's hard to breathe. Andrew's

864
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: just a po sitting in that chair. Just stopped reading him.

865
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: I could use a pod after that. He's an act

866
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: against God and science. All right? Next up my natural bodies?

867
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: You smoking for seven years? Okay, I don't even know

868
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: how to pronounce this, so I we'll probably do it wrong.

869
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: Choogi yeah means pretty much all right, Nick, it means

870
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah, that was my favorite rapper, Chugi right there,

871
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: right there, guys on Spotify. Yeah, Chugie means. I remember

872
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: reading the definition of it because it was came out,

873
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: you know, like a couple year and a half ago,

874
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: and I remember being like, Oh, that's It's like when

875
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: something's critch kind of right, no cat, Yeah, I know

876
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: it's intense. Is it too loud? No? No, I kind

877
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: of like it. I feel like I'm about to get

878
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: news from the president about some bomb that's about to drop.

879
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: FBI raids largo. That happened, all right? When a when

880
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: a person has dripped, what does it mean when they

881
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: got style smelling? I think, I mean that's that's why

882
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: he had dripped, Um you mean a necklace around it?

883
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: Jack did drip his style? You got dripped, dog, you drip.

884
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: He was wearing an oversized condom equals actually regular sized condom,

885
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: and it looks so drip. That's how I got the drip?

886
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 1: Oh man, okay, so drip, So how do you use it? Noah, okay.

887
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: Drip refers to your look or style, particularly when it's

888
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: considered extremely fashionable or sexy. So how would you use it?

889
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: And what would you say? Like, Man, you got dripped?

890
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm not like your like, okay, you got that dripp Yeah,

891
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: got that trip? Okay knows yeah, and really on the

892
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: point here, it's because there's little boys in his basement

893
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: telling them all the words. Hey man, cool it all right,

894
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: talking to the talking because the kid just was like,

895
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: it's something trying to save me. I heard. I'm trying

896
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: to see because coolers like no cap, take your hat

897
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: off before we find no cap, no cap. He's than

898
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: a city Jewish boy, chugging, chug chug it. Alright. Sorry.

899
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: When a gen z here says the new adult the

900
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: new adel album just hits different, what do they mean

901
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: that means it's really good? Yeah, it's like it hits

902
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: you deep in your soul. It's a vibe. I think

903
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of like your rope to me. We

904
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: have this new phrase that we instead of saying your rape,

905
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: which just just like as a word or a phrase

906
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: that makes us go, um, we say I rap a

907
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: just as to note and then she said Bay was

908
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: charged with its rap a this weekend. Yeah. So for me,

909
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: that hits different is a little irrap a because it

910
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: just feels it almost feels like gen Z don't say

911
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: it anymore. It feels like we say it. Yeah, it

912
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like a gen Z thing to me. This

913
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: com next generation, the next generation is so fucked. Could

914
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 1: you imagine a parent, a kid that's like fifteen now,

915
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: being a parent telling their child that their father had

916
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: died and be like, listen, I gotta be honest, this

917
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: is not a vibe right now, and no, cap your

918
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: dad died and the kids like, yeah, if you kids, like, dude,

919
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: this hits different about your dad. The radical bullet hit

920
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: him different too. Yeah, but our language sucks to like

921
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: your dad that the radical life before he got hit

922
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: by a car or whatever. Well, that radical was kind

923
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: of gen Oh I guess it was your are you

924
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: reading That's how my buddy died. That's how radical. No,

925
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: he died of a heroin overdose and his eulogy was like, dude,

926
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: he was radical, man, he always went hard, like that's

927
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: why he's dead you fuck um. I remember my grandma's funeral.

928
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: I called it a badass in the Catholic church and

929
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: everyone guessed, but she was. She was rolling in that

930
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: urn yea because the smelly bt. Okay, how care you?

931
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: She didn't philosophy back towards the end of her life.

932
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:48,240
Speaker 1: I do not appreciate that, Mimi. Wherever you are probably

933
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: looked like truck not back there? All right? No else

934
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: she got. Okay, when you're when you're talking and someone

935
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: stops you in your track and says, skirt, what do

936
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: they mean? Like like like it's almost like a record scratch,

937
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: which which gen z ears don't know what that sound is.

938
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: I've heard, Yeah, it's like it's when your computer is slow,

939
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: or when he talked on this podcast, and especially when

940
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 1: like when when when people roll down there within when

941
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, rolled on your window, like and you

942
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: do this like no one even does that anymore, and

943
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: when you do, yeah, it means, hey, you want to

944
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: watch quick? Please please? I need soup? Alright? What else

945
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: when someone understood the assignment they do something, that's when

946
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: they just like really brought it. When they like dressed

947
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: to impress, like, oh, look, who's serving like, yeah that

948
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: is like really you Yeah, I have one. I have

949
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: one if you guys want to try that. I just heard, Um,

950
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: i'm bricked up. What does that mean? If you're bricked up?

951
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 1: You got a lot of money? What was that constipated?

952
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: That actually should be what it means. Okay, I'll give

953
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,720
Speaker 1: you any but like a brick, you have a certain amount.

954
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I'm bricked up. Let me just say

955
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: I cannot be bricked up. Noah, cannot be bricked up,

956
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: can be bricked up. So when we're hard as a

957
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: rock yep, you have a boner. Yeah yeah, I like that.

958
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: There is a thing called bricks where they call it

959
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: where Yeah, yeah, I got I got a big dong.

960
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm cinder blocked up. Say let's say less, say less? Yeah,

961
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: say less is like you said enough, Yeah it's I

962
00:54:54,440 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: think it's a discount shoe store. When someone stops you

963
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: in your track and says say less, they're not being rude.

964
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: They're just telling you that you've got the that they

965
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: have the point and they understood what you said. I

966
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: think okay, you can say it's not being rude, but

967
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: sorry that it's a way to say, isn't amazing. I

968
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: really implore people, if more on a plane or if

969
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: you're in a crowded restaurant, if you shush, watch the

970
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: power of the shush because people do not know where

971
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: it's coming from. And everyone will get quiet. It's like

972
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,760
Speaker 1: we all turned into kindergarteners again, and like, just everyone

973
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: will get quiet. I've been no gab, dude, don't break

974
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 1: that up after that? All right? Uh? And then the

975
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:55,280
Speaker 1: last one, very easy vibin your favorite? Oh yeah, vibin?

976
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: Why do I hate the word vibe? For so long?

977
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was so good because I used to

978
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: be like, this is my vibe today, and I used

979
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: to put post like funny pictures And now it's just

980
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: so cringe. What's vibed with a Z? Now that's like theffering.

981
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: Don't hate on my vibes. I saw there was a

982
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: guy at a show the other night. His hat said

983
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: vibes only on the front row. It was a lot,

984
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: It was a lot to handle. Everyone went after him. Yeah,

985
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: I wish I was good. What saying is that? What

986
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: is there a reason when your clock behind you? I thirties?

987
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: There meaning behind that? Or is that just means that

988
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: the clock is broken? I need to get it fixed.

989
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like a um. I just looked up

990
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: new slang and I just pressed on like the news,

991
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: just to see the latest. No, but that's what what

992
00:56:55,320 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: just came up? Why is that a song slang? Is

993
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 1: it a good song? You're okay? Um, I will listen

994
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: to that. But okay, so part of the beauty of

995
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: TikTok is okay, sister, someone saying guy at g A

996
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: g y a t t is the latest piece of

997
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: slang circulating on TikTok. But what does it mean? Guy at?

998
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: What do you guys think it means? Um? Guy named? What? Okay? So,

999
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: users who have seen the word guy at used either

1000
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: in a video or in a caption may wonder what

1001
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: it means, But as it turns out, the words meaning

1002
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: is actually fairly true. Like one of the boys in

1003
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: my basement. Okay, So, well, it's actually saying that. It

1004
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: could it could mean so. The term could be a

1005
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: couple of things people don't really know. It's either a

1006
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: shortened version of the phrase goddamn like guy at like

1007
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: god damn um. The first a stream the phrase was

1008
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: first used by streamer your Rage, who would use the

1009
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: term whenever he saw someone Curvey pop up during his streams. Okay,

1010
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: that is annoying to read, and then m honestly, we're

1011
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: going back to caveman times. Our language are are written.

1012
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 1: Word is just becoming symbols with emojis. We're mashing these

1013
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: words together and just using phrases and go lit vibe.

1014
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: I like it, but now I like this. Now to

1015
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: guy at is g y a T that can mean

1016
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: get your act together? And I like that. No cap,

1017
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: but not if you're saying into an overweight woman. You

1018
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It doesn't work there, that's what

1019
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: That's what you say to Andrew before he goes on stage.

1020
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Okay again, this is one that says, okay,

1021
00:58:54,080 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: we are it was it was on undelayed. What's happening now? Okay?

1022
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: So way is again? I just so I just googled

1023
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: this because I want more of these guys. Okay. So

1024
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: there's one called oh Ship. I just actually the Army

1025
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: and I just signed up for the Army. Um. This

1026
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: is this is forget about twelve New York City. You

1027
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: should know who the fund doesn't know. Forget about it? Okay,

1028
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: number one, forget about it bodega hero brick. Okay, yes,

1029
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: many New York City buildings are bricked, but that's not

1030
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: what brick means. Okay, what does brick mean? It's bricks,

1031
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: it's cold, it's cold, yes, okay, Um does this Bronx cheer?

1032
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: Bronx cheers? Ye, it's someone or your mean that was

1033
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: me buzzing in Yeah, he fart noise by blowing through

1034
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: your lips is suggestive of the perceived uncouth manners of

1035
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: those in the Bronx. So it's what what the fund

1036
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: is that? Okay? Um? Schlap pie dead ass? Okay, we

1037
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: all know what you know. Pie pizza schlap is to

1038
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: carry um dead ass? Are you serious? The New Yorkers

1039
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: may label you dead ass, a term dating back to

1040
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: the nineties that once referred to resting on one's posterior,

1041
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: but now means something more like sincere like I'm dead

1042
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: ass serious obviously. Kim Kardashians as regular coffee regular yeah

1043
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: black yeah? Um. Apparently it says, do you want a

1044
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: black coffee? Asked for black coffee? Do you want a

1045
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: coffee with cream and sugar? In New York as well

1046
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: as in Boston, that's a regular coffee. Who wrote some

1047
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: gen z. Yeah, I heard so. I watched the movie

1048
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: Casablanca yesterday. He was looking at you kid, Yes, have

1049
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 1: you ever seen it? That part? It's so good? Have

1050
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: you ever seen an ian? Uh? No? Um? But they

1051
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: they had a phrase in there that I really liked

1052
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: that I want to bring it. No, it's um. Um

1053
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: he's talking. He's talking to her about Oh you told

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01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: me a story, kid, and that was and had a

1055
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: real wow finish? Is the story you're gonna tell me

1056
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: right now? Is that gonna have a wow finish? Because

1057
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: I'd really like a wow finish, a wow finished meaning

1058
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: like have you ever heard that? A wow finish? I've

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01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 1: heard it while I'm having sex, wow finished finish and diet.

1060
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: I really did not think. I like old movies and

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01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: I think I'm in it. Oh I just saw an

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01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: old movie the other day called Hard Times. You've Got Mail?

1063
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: Oh really, what was it? I've never seen a movie

1064
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,439
Speaker 1: with this Charles Bronson guy. I've always heard about him

1065
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: from Quentin and you got to get into Charles Bronson. Yeah,

1066
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: he's great. He doesn't talk at all. He's just this strong,

1067
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: silent type and they just really lean into it. He

1068
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: doesn't like the end of it. You know, I just

1069
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: watched it alone. It's like I don't know at the

1070
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: end of the movie, like they're like, you got anything

1071
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: to say, and he's just like no, it just walks

1072
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 1: off like it literally there's nothing. There's no ending. It's

1073
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,959
Speaker 1: just him walking off like a strong man. I really

1074
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: want to watch more old movies because I think I

1075
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: I always didn't want to watch them because my dad

1076
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 1: always wanted me to watch them, and I was just

1077
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: always just like anything but dad wants me to do,

1078
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to do. And it's such a

1079
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: dumb thing because my dad has great taste. And so

1080
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: I finally watched Casa Blanca because I saw some meat.

1081
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: I actually saw a meme of some of you know,

1082
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: like of all in the world, yeah, that dinosaur one,

1083
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, I need to

1084
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: see Casablanca. And I love movies where the people don't

1085
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: end up together in the end. And I'm not spoiling

1086
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: this because that movie if you don't know the ending,

1087
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: like they don't end up together. But if you have

1088
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: any movies to send me where the people don't end

1089
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: up together and they love each other but they cannot

1090
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,479
Speaker 1: be together like Romeo and Juliet style. Will you please

1091
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: send them to me because that is my favorite genre

1092
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. Here's my z. Here's my

1093
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: gen Z term about my last relationship in regard to Casablanca. Yo,

1094
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 1: my life is Yeah. Can I watch the movie of

1095
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: your life? My life is a movie they don't end

1096
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 1: up together. Ian, how are you doing on your breakup?

1097
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: As we close out the show, I just want to

1098
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 1: check in on your how you're doing as the podcast

1099
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: failed to void. I'm great the podcast, the cat, the

1100
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: bike positive vibes only Hey man, you know life God

1101
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: bless I love her? You know different people it was

1102
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,919
Speaker 1: you were together moving forward? Yeah, a little a little

1103
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: longer than that, but you know, if amount of the

1104
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 1: relationship to get over it. I I spent all this

1105
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: money on getting us like a hotel for our anniversary

1106
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: at the at the beach and everything, and had to

1107
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: get the deposit back. So I'm just getting tattoos on

1108
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: my body of the beach, of the activities of what

1109
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: we should have been doing. Wow, No, Cat, that was cool.

1110
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: What's kind of cool? I don't know that was not

1111
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: to get that one with the big fucking wheels and this,

1112
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: you know that a couple. Oh yeah, no, man, it's like,

1113
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: what can you do with life? You move forward? How

1114
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: are you doing with your break up? Nick? Well, we're

1115
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: back together so pretty good. Um, but I'm sorry, you know,

1116
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: you know, do I do enjoy breakups? And I have

1117
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: to say this, And I know that they're hard, and

1118
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't wish someone anyone because they're so fucking tough,

1119
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: but there is you do come out of it most

1120
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: of the time. I mean, there are sometimes where people

1121
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: are like and my dad never recovered after my mom

1122
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 1: left him, and he don't, you know, like, there's always those,

1123
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: But I do feel like, for the most part breakups

1124
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: you just get to enjoy music more. I think that's

1125
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 1: the best joy of it, is like being able to

1126
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: listen to songs and like and feel I don't know,

1127
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: I feel like so many times my emotions. I'm reading

1128
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: this book about women with autism, and I'm realizing I

1129
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: definitely got insane. Every book I'm working on is written

1130
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: by a woman with autism. But um, it's uh, it's

1131
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: about how like, um, people with autism don't really they

1132
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 1: only feel their feelings if they're like extreme Otherwise they

1133
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: just don't. They really are kind of like running pretty muted.

1134
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: And I think that's why I kind of like breakups

1135
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 1: sometimes because I feel normal, I feel human. I feel

1136
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: like tapped into feelings that other people are having more frequently.

1137
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: Like I know people that cry like all the time,

1138
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: like my I have girlfriends who like will cry every

1139
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: day and not because but because they're just no, it

1140
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: is being set not every day but a couple of

1141
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: times a week. Like having a range of emotions that

1142
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 1: you go through is normal and I just do not

1143
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 1: have that. And that's emotional. During a breakup, I get

1144
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 1: to feel things well, yeah, but I feel like that's

1145
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: emotional disregulation. If you're crying every other day, you know,

1146
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: like crying is good. It releases a valve and let's

1147
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: you know, these reasons and toxins get out, and it's

1148
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 1: absolutely necessary. But I feel like doing it every couple

1149
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: of days is like a deeper issue they need to

1150
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 1: be addressed, you know. I don't know. I think that

1151
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: some people are just more emotional people and that's just

1152
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 1: you know, like like anything, some people are more active

1153
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: and they need to like run every day, they need

1154
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: to work out really hard to like work off that energy.

1155
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: I think some people just have their hormones or whatever

1156
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: like cause, because I have friends that can just cry

1157
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: and then get about there. Like they could just weep

1158
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: on their bed for like fifteen minutes about whatever is

1159
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 1: going on in their life, and then they go and

1160
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 1: watch a video of like an old man like hugging

1161
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: his grandson. It's so I was like, I've how and

1162
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 1: now we're just gonna eat dinner. He used to call

1163
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: it like like you know, like you tear porn. Yeah,

1164
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: like where he would just watch like a mentally you know,

1165
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 1: handicapped person get into college and then he would just

1166
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 1: feel like be able to get it out. And one time,

1167
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 1: one time, in the middle of the night, I was

1168
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 1: watching one of those soldier Soldier come home videos and

1169
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: it was like the dog at the funeral, and I

1170
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: was crying so loud. My roommate tried to come in

1171
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 1: and goes, hey, are you all right, And I was like,

1172
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm masturbating. I'm sorry, Like I was so embarrassed and

1173
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: I was crying. It's so funny. That is the problem

1174
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: with gun emotions, that they'd rather they're my own as

1175
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 1: my own ass the official, isn't it hurt. Yeah, and um, yeah,

1176
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: I think that. Man, dude, I'm reading this book and

1177
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I just sent it to with like horoscopes

1178
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: when you read them like that. Well that's what I thought,

1179
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: because I was like, I first read the book and

1180
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: one of the best. You sent it to me, and

1181
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 1: if you want to know the name of it, let

1182
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: me just quickly, because I think I have a lot

1183
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:41,679
Speaker 1: of those tendencies to carry over women. Mainly it's called

1184
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: divergent mind. It's by Genera. Something in her name just disappeared,

1185
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: Genera Narenberg, and um, she sounds smart, right, thriving in

1186
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: a world that doesn't that wasn't designed for you. And

1187
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 1: they listed all these things and I was reading them

1188
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 1: and I was like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. But

1189
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I think everyone happened all these So

1190
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: I sent it to my group chat with all my

1191
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: girlfriends with I think there's eight of us on there, um,

1192
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 1: and I said, guys, is this like just one of

1193
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 1: those things where it's like all of us and I'm

1194
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,680
Speaker 1: just trying to find I'm trying to like figure out

1195
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,600
Speaker 1: and they were like, no, Nikki, like on all of

1196
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: them were like, I think I relate to ten percent

1197
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:22,200
Speaker 1: of these things, and I relate to it. Yeah, but

1198
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: it's for women men, But yeah, I feel like it'd

1199
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: be similar. But that's just well, I'll read some of

1200
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 1: them if you wan real quick. Um, okay, seeing things

1201
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 1: at multiple levels, including her own thinking process, escaping and

1202
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: thought or action to survive, overwhelming emotions and senses, continually

1203
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 1: analyzing existence, the meaning of life and everything, experiencing feelings

1204
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 1: of confusion and being overwhelmed, experiencing um, feeling extreme relief.

1205
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 1: This is this is the one that is so me.

1206
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 1: But I do think this is I think a lot

1207
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 1: of people have social anxiety now because of the pandemic

1208
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 1: and phones and everything. So this but feeling extremely relief

1209
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: when she doesn't have to go anywhere, talk to anyone,

1210
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: answer calls, or leave the house, but at the same

1211
01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:10,799
Speaker 1: time harboring guilt for hibernating and not doing what everyone

1212
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,799
Speaker 1: else is doing. Literally, that is the that is the

1213
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: headline of my life. Is like, I don't want to

1214
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 1: do things, but I want to try to be like

1215
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:24,799
Speaker 1: everyone else, perceiving them as a threat. I think I'm

1216
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm reading the same list. Getting mad when you have

1217
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: a dream that your boyfriend cheats and the being upset

1218
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: with him for most of the morning. Um does that? Yeah? Right,

1219
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: are you serious? People do that? Women? Leave her? If

1220
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 1: a woman is getting mad at you about a dream

1221
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: she had about you, leave her right upset like upset,

1222
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,600
Speaker 1: like a little like pouty, and like, well, you go

1223
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 1: to therapy, bitch. That is um. Perceiving visitors. This is

1224
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 1: a weird one. Perceiving visitors at home as a threat.

1225
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: This can be even a familiar family member knowing logically

1226
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,519
Speaker 1: that visitors are not a threat, but still feeling like

1227
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: they are obsessing about the potentiality of a relationship with someone,

1228
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 1: particularly love interest or new friendship, like obsessing about just

1229
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: the potential. I am only obsessed with potential. I don't

1230
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,719
Speaker 1: even like to obsess when I'm in things. It's being

1231
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: confused by the rules of accurate eye contact, tone of voice,

1232
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 1: proximity of the body. Okay, listen to this thing. And

1233
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 1: I know this is me being like I'm a main

1234
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,719
Speaker 1: character and everything is me. But this I've never related

1235
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:39,559
Speaker 1: to something more. I Um, Chris used to coin this

1236
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 1: thing for me early in our relationship, where I would

1237
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 1: just when I wanted to leave somewhere. I'd just go

1238
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 1: like okay, I'm gonna go and like stand up, and

1239
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 1: he coined it. He called it the Glazer exit because

1240
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:55,640
Speaker 1: there was never any and I just never understood what

1241
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 1: that meant. And I even find myself. The other day,

1242
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 1: I was with someone and I knew I needed to go,

1243
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 1: and I realized and I stopped myself because I know

1244
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 1: that that people are jarred by me leaving early. But

1245
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:11,880
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're supposed to do. So this

1246
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:16,519
Speaker 1: says that, um uh, but did you have to lead

1247
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,600
Speaker 1: to get to something or you're overwhelmed? I was just

1248
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 1: like I was done, it was time to go, and

1249
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,840
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to go. Well, I think I'm

1250
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 1: going to go in five minutes. Yeah, that's annoying because

1251
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 1: everyone pick up my ship and go, I'm ready to go.

1252
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 1: Some people like to hear stay no, stay here. Isn't

1253
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 1: that a version of the Irish goodbye? Because me and

1254
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 1: the way it's described in this it's people are the

1255
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 1: idea of doing things so that it's socially acceptable and

1256
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 1: makes other people feel comfortable just to like because but

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Speaker 1: really I'm not saying anything wrong. I just have to

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Speaker 1: go and has nothing to do with you, but I

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Speaker 1: have to not make you feel safe. It's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: The Irish goodbye is like leaving without saying goodbye. And

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Speaker 1: your thing is you just get up and go. I

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Speaker 1: do the Italian goodbye, which is where I say I'm

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Speaker 1: going to leave, I tell a really long winded story

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Speaker 1: and then people ask me to go, and with that

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Speaker 1: we will go. Thank you so much for being on

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Speaker 1: the show. Ian, We missed you so much. Please come

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Speaker 1: back as a guest. I know, I'm so excited that

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Speaker 1: you're on this episode. Check out The and Ian. It's

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Speaker 1: now available um everywhere podcasts are. Please support him download

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Speaker 1: love it and support the Loomin Ears. If it's not, yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't forget all right, Thank you for listening. Don't be

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