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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret? Or is it? Did

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Speaker 1: we tell you we made dirt a little secret and

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Speaker 1: then do a completely different segment. No, we didn't do

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Speaker 1: that to you. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, one of our anonymous

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Speaker 1: listeners to tell us a dirty little secret that they have.

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Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? Our key, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what it is. The girls on talking to it's her,

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Speaker 1: the people, the city, Oh, the city is okay. Gilts

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Speaker 1: ain't the same, they will say, without the skill too,

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Speaker 1: ain't he just ain't hit none show? Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: I got questions. When I think in catfish, there are

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Speaker 1: a couple of different catfishes. I feel like the main one,

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Speaker 1: to me is someone who is acting like somebody else,

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Speaker 1: who doesn't even look like that person. Yea, they're acting

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Speaker 1: like they're a completely different person, fake profile, using somebody

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Speaker 1: else's pictures. That's a typical catfish. But another catfish could

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Speaker 1: be the heavy filters. Yeah, different, the different bone structures,

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Speaker 1: and then you show up and you're like, where's my date.

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Speaker 1: It's true, you can't trust anybody online because they'll show

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Speaker 1: up and you're like, uh, seriously, you're my friend, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. Why do you think this is happening to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I was. I don't fraid about it, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't ask God about it, praid about it in church.

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Speaker 1: Just dear God, Why myself forsaking me again with a

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Speaker 1: woman who looked like she had Kardashian lips? And then

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Speaker 1: I showed up and she didn't even have lips. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: she was actually not even the person at all. Live fish.

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Speaker 1: It was a fish, actual fish. Lord, Why have you

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Speaker 1: done this to me for the seventh time in a row.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was a good person. Please don't catfish

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Speaker 1: me again. Here's twenty bucks, amen. Give us an example

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Speaker 1: of the time you were catfished one time. You don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm joking. I called it one time. It's a

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Speaker 1: many want to serve me some peoples. Oh that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Actually got served. I bet they do that a lot. Actually, savage,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Do these people not know that when they

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Speaker 1: show up on their date, their date's gonna know? And

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Speaker 1: how you spit up? Somebody react when you you show

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Speaker 1: up like they I don't spit these schill would be

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Speaker 1: like ann, yeah, yeah, so what do you do? Do

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Speaker 1: you leave? Yeah? I look, look you you ain't you?

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Speaker 1: Ain't you shouted? No, you ain't you shouting that? I

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Speaker 1: love that. That should actually probably just be the standard

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Speaker 1: greeting if you get catfished. I'm out. Have you guys

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Speaker 1: ever been catfished before? Yes? You have. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I went on a date with a dude who definitely

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Speaker 1: looks better than his pictures, and normally it's the other

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Speaker 1: way around, right, No, and what did you did? You?

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Speaker 1: You still stuck it out though on the date? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you know, like when you meet with somebody if

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Speaker 1: you like their vine right when you meet them normally right,

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Speaker 1: And sometimes it takes a little bit, but sometimes you

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Speaker 1: can tell like, oh no, that's definitely not gonna happen ever,

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Speaker 1: right right, But this guy came from like two hours

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Speaker 1: away to go on the state with me, to take

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Speaker 1: me in the mirrorge game, and I knew instantly as

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Speaker 1: soon as he got out of his truck not happened.

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Speaker 1: Right away, not happening. And then I stoopided me proceeded

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Speaker 1: to the whole dang day he took a picture of

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Speaker 1: us put on a social media and his family, his

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Speaker 1: whole family was like, who's this. Oh my god, that dude.

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Speaker 1: I was like this, I'm just like, I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: that anymore. Look what I found. I did. I went

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Speaker 1: on a date one time. I was just out of

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Speaker 1: high school and one of my friend's girlfriends was like,

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Speaker 1: you gotta meet my friend. She would love you, right

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Speaker 1: and saw I was like okay. And this was back

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Speaker 1: in the day. I'm a little bit older. There was

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Speaker 1: no Facebook. There weren't and it was just so not

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Speaker 1: even that. So we had talked on the phone or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and then I drove. I was like, well, we meet

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Speaker 1: at this coffee place. And then I showed up, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't go in. I showed up before her, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, I've never seen her before, and I

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Speaker 1: also don't trust my friend's girlfriend's judgment. So I parked

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Speaker 1: by the window and then I was just looking in

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Speaker 1: the window, and then you know, I saw someone walk in,

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Speaker 1: and so now I was like, hey, um, are you there?

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Speaker 1: And then I saw her, the girl that I thought

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Speaker 1: it might be, take out her phone and respond to

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Speaker 1: it saying that it was her funny and then I

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Speaker 1: was like I thought, so okay, cool, and then I

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Speaker 1: was like I'm almost there, and then I just left

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Speaker 1: talked to her again. My friends girlfriend was not happy

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Speaker 1: with me about that one. But I bet if they

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Speaker 1: lie though, then that's fine. Yah, they desert. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why they do that, though they'd be little decent

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Speaker 1: sometimes they do that still, But I don't have a

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Speaker 1: warm show. But like grim, I kind of feel bad

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Speaker 1: for you. Maybe we should do like a dating game

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Speaker 1: show on here and try and find you a real person. Yo. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll show up to the date then. Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand