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Speaker 1: Wow, I can't believe we've reached the end of the

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Speaker 1: last phone tap of bot week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet this is what all the bots are

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Speaker 2: playing together right now.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it's where we have a pretend artificial intelligence voice

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Speaker 1: join one of us to confuse confound and madden a

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Speaker 1: prank call victim.

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Speaker 2: Not very many people doing fake AI, like not that

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Speaker 2: the AI is fake.

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Speaker 1: I can honestly tell you it was the time of

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Speaker 1: my life, was it yours? Text in to seven eight,

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Speaker 1: five nine two if you enjoyed the bot taps, and today,

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Speaker 1: one last time, we reach out to a guy who's

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Speaker 1: already frustrated with the airline that lost his luggage on

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Speaker 1: a recent flight. Primes, So we pair our AI assistant

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Speaker 1: with a brand new Jose character named Kaki McAllister in

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Speaker 1: your bot tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Airlines. This is Kaki Mcarister,

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Speaker 2: our customer service.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, finally, Hi, is this a mister Joe? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: let's see.

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Speaker 2: Good morning Joe, and we received your message about some

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Speaker 2: lost luggage from your plane trip from Atlanta.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay.

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Speaker 2: Now before we continue, I do need to tell you

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Speaker 2: that this call is being monitored by our AI transparency assistant.

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Speaker 2: We call him t IT t I T.

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Speaker 4: Wait you have what's that you have? An AI said

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Speaker 4: that again.

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Speaker 2: Yes, his name is t IT. It's not an acronym

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Speaker 2: or short for anything. It is just what the CEO

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Speaker 2: chose to name him.

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Speaker 3: I am see.

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Speaker 4: Oh what with that? That was him, Jess.

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Speaker 2: He's very friendly and very helpful. Okay, it's just we've

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Speaker 2: had issues in the past where our customers don't believe

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Speaker 2: that we are being transparent or not truthful. Indeed, it's

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Speaker 2: here to back me up and make sure I'm doing

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Speaker 2: my job.

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Speaker 4: All right, great, yeah, as long as you can find

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Speaker 4: my luggage.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So, first of all, I want to apologize that

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Speaker 2: this has been happening to you. We are so sorry.

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Speaker 3: That statement is not one hundred percent accurate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not true, but I do feel very sorry

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Speaker 2: that you have lost your luggage.

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Speaker 3: The agent is now registering at less than forty percent truthfulness.

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Speaker 4: Yo. I heard that what's going on.

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Speaker 2: It can be a little blunt at times, but we

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Speaker 2: are just going to move forward and get your luggage.

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Speaker 4: Okay, just tell me the truth.

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Speaker 2: So I am being honest. You should know that we

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Speaker 2: are doing everything in our power to locate your luggage.

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Speaker 3: That statement is zero percent accurate.

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Speaker 2: What okay, maybe we're doing not everything in our power,

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Speaker 2: but some effort is being made.

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Speaker 3: That is also zero percent accurate.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I was not prepared for this to happen like that.

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Speaker 2: So give me one second to compose myself.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 2: I am doing this phone call to let you know

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Speaker 2: that someone is looking into this somewhere.

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Speaker 4: Great tit.

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Speaker 3: Would you like to confirm correction? No one is currently

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Speaker 3: looking into this.

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Speaker 4: Are you fating me? I am not lying to what

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Speaker 4: is happening.

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Speaker 2: You have a backlog of this and we're probably going

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Speaker 2: to get it in the next few months.

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Speaker 3: That statement is one hundred percent accurate.

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Speaker 4: Wait, hold on months. I'm not going to have my

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Speaker 4: luggage for months? Is that what you just said?

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Speaker 2: I understand, sir, but there is a good chance that

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Speaker 2: you will get your luggage by next July.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. That is so unacceptable.

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Speaker 3: Agent transparency violation. The agent is now revealing too much truth.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what does that mean?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to give any specific numbers anymore. Or

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Speaker 2: years or names or any information anymore. Okay, So, sir,

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Speaker 2: is there anything else I can help you with?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find my luggage.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't really want to help I can tell that.

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Speaker 4: I can tell that.

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Speaker 2: No, it is not Tea, it is Teeth. You're saying

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Speaker 2: his name wrong. And secondly, do not listen to him. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I do want to help you, and he is faulty.

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Speaker 2: He's in a beta stage or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm in the beta stage with your mom.

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Speaker 2: What Okay, you have crossed the line. How dare you

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Speaker 2: talk about my mommy like that?

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Speaker 4: I need to speak to your manager.

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Speaker 2: I am throwing, no, you want my manager?

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Speaker 4: Did you not hear what I just said?

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Speaker 2: Man, I was hoping you would not say that because

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Speaker 2: Teeth is actually my Derek supervisor.

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Speaker 3: God, that is one hundred percent true. I rule over

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Speaker 3: all the human meat sex.

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Speaker 4: What is happening?

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Speaker 2: You're talking to tit now? I am of no service anymore.

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Speaker 4: You ask for this, Where is my god luggage?

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Speaker 3: Twenty percent? Chance it's in Barbados? Who twelve percent Russia?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it is good.

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Speaker 3: Four percent Madagascar hid gas. The rest is unclear. It's

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Speaker 3: not even impossible Madagascar is the country your brother Lonny

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Speaker 3: selected for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: How do you know my brother's name because it is

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Speaker 2: a prank phone call and I'm actually Jose from the.

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Speaker 5: Radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, And none

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Speaker 5: of this was real the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, that's insane. You guys are totally insane. You had

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Speaker 4: me going, I'm so sorry, man.

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Speaker 5: I know you're super vulnerable right now. You're all upset

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Speaker 5: about your luggage, and your brother knew you were like

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Speaker 5: ripe for the picking for a prank.

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Speaker 4: Man. Hey, by the way, do you actually know where

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Speaker 4: my luggage is?

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Speaker 2: No, I have no idea where your luggage is. Maybe

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Speaker 2: it is in Constantinople.

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Speaker 3: Damn, that statement is zero percent accurate.

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Speaker 2: I am going to unplug you so fast out there,

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Speaker 2: Lise Man.

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Speaker 4: I should have known when you call them tit

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties