1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: These are radio free, like you're running in our diaries, 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: except we say them a loud. We call them blogs. 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 2: Kaylin, Yes, thank you, dear blog. 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 3: So over the weekend I was very deep in thought 5 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 3: at how there are just some things that you do 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 3: for your child, your pet, your partner that you just 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 3: really could never believe you'll do, but you just do 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 3: it without thinking. So recently I have adopted a nine 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 3: year old little doggie named Willie. 10 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 2: She is a border Collie Aussie. 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 3: And it's my boyfriend's dog, which she has chosen me 12 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 3: for some reason, nine years into her life, to just 13 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 3: follow around and be obsessed with. 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 2: She kind of wants to be in my skin. 15 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:53,599 Speaker 3: So we were walking downtown over the weekend and at 16 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 3: our apartment there is like a dog run with little 17 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 3: poopy bags. 18 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 2: Okay, so I. 19 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 3: Was planning on walking her back there, so I did 20 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 3: not have a poopy bag on me. We were in transit, 21 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,279 Speaker 3: and she really is such a good dog. She doesn't 22 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,479 Speaker 3: go anywhere she's not supposed to do nothing. But for 23 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 3: some reason on Friday, she decided on a busy street 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 3: corner in downtown Chicago that she was going to. 25 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 2: Take three big dumps. Right, Yeah, and Stepmommy didn't have 26 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 2: a poopy bag. 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 3: And the last thing I need is for someone who 28 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 3: knows me to see me, or you know what I mean, 29 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: or somebody take. 30 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: A vaa from the Fred Show that just left the 31 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,960 Speaker 1: big dog poops just right there. 32 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 3: I think of the bad press we would get. 33 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: At this point. I would take any press. 34 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, if I was someone who left three 35 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,559 Speaker 3: big dumps on a sidewalk, so. 36 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: Especially if it were you celebrities, we had to go. 37 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 3: So I looked over and I saw a napkin that 38 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 3: again don't know where this nap came from. 39 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 2: Just blowing away in the wind. 40 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 3: I said, this is all I can do, and so 41 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 3: I grabbed the three giant turds with the napkin, and 42 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 3: I could feel the heat from the turds in my 43 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: hand for a mile while I tried to find a 44 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 3: damn trash can. And I'm literally walking saying, hot, Hi, 45 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 3: how are you? How are you with three big turds? 46 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,679 Speaker 3: And I'm looking at her like, do you know how 47 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 3: lucky you are? I'm carrying your duty? 48 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: Is that kind of amazing? That? Like that's our responsibility 49 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: for you know, ten to sixteen years have a long 50 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: they live hopefully twenty million lit years. But that's and 51 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: by the way, we get so much from dogs. We 52 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: don't deserve them so fine, but like we get to 53 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: pick up their crap their whole lives. Like, at least 54 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: for humans it's only like a few years, you know, 55 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,119 Speaker 1: for dogs, it's their whole lives. I'm responsible for picking 56 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: up your crap for my whole life, right, for your 57 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: whole life. 58 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, ma'am, I wouldn't know. 59 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: You're right. I would do that for a dog. I 60 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: wouldn't do it for a human. I'm sorry. If one 61 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: of you pooped on the ground, I would not pick 62 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: it up and carry it anywhere. I would I'd be like, 63 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 1: I don't know that was Calin. I'd leave a little 64 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: sign even knows that was Kaylin. She works at one 65 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: on one point. 66 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: I don't know. 67 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: Another place. Yeah, I was saying radio station. Sure, no. 68 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 3: And I know parents obviously like do this all the time. 69 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 3: They're sucking boogers out, you know, they're I mean, oh, yeah, the. 70 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: Stuff my sister does with her kids, Yeah, I mean, 71 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: like they'll just drop food or like it's like on 72 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: their face and she'll just take it and eat it 73 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: because it's just easier. Like what am I supposed to 74 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: do with it? So she'll just eat it. I'm like, 75 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: you know what I just was. But she made the kids, 76 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: so it's her. It's her mess, you know what I mean. 77 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: But I don't know you guys. Oh yeah. 78 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 2: The booger sucking is my favorite thing out cool invention. 79 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 2: It's the Freda thank you Yes, Frida, like how you 80 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 2: she's on it? Freeda is on it. Yes, Like you 81 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 2: just put it up to their nose and you're like, 82 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: got all the boogies come out. But you know, imagine, 83 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 2: imagine how like relieving that you could see the relief 84 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 2: on their face too, when when the boogers are all gone, 85 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 2: shout out freedom boy, make Freda. I mean, you wipe 86 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 2: for Ashland stuff. 87 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, the stuff that you'll do for 88 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: someone that you love. 89 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 2: Just the helpless little ones, you know, God damn. 90 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: You're a good person. There's a scene in the show Billions, 91 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: Paul Giamatis say lessing is there's a scene where a 92 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: guy his dog poops on the ground and he stands 93 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: there and is like clean that up. And the guy's like, 94 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: I don't have anything to clean it up with that 95 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing, but he's like, then pick it up, and 96 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 1: like he's just so forceful about it that the guy 97 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: actually threatens him in some way. The guy actually reaches down, 98 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: picks up the stuff and like finds a trash can. 99 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: But it's so disgusting. 100 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 2: I almost did it. I almost. 101 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people just leave it there. 102 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: So that's good for you, Yeah, I mean you're a 103 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: good citizen. 104 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 2: Oh thanks, yeah, thanks so much. Yeah, I'm gonna yack, 105 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 2: but thank you. 106 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, Otherwise I would have I took a picture of 107 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: this whole thing. I happen to be in the neighborhood 108 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 1: and I watched the whole thing go down. I had 109 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 1: a bag, but no, I took a picture of it, 110 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: and I was going to post it myself if you 111 00:04:55,279 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: didn't care, canceled. Look at Kaylin from the Fred Show. 112 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: Look at her leaving that dooto on the ground like that, 113 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: stay her go his next Fred Show.