1 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. It's my favorite murder the minuisode. Yeah, 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: do you know what we do here? Well, we're about 3 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 1: to show you. 4 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 2: We're going to show you and tell you. 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 3: We're going to tell you, but first show you, yues 6 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 3: those things. I'm first, right, you're first. I'm not reading 7 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 3: you this, dae. This email has been sitting in. 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 2: My drafts folder for forever. 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 3: But you guys just asked for fucked up bone stories 10 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 3: basically calling me out. This sounds fake. I promise it isn't. 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 3: Let's get into it, shall we. I grew up in 12 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 3: South San Jose Hey, Norca, in a suburban neighborhood of 13 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 3: tract homes that were built in the early seventies. I 14 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 3: was in second grade at the time of this incident, 15 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 3: making it about nineteen ninety one. On Tewish nineteen ninety 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 3: one or two. It was a Sunday and my dad 17 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 3: was setting about to transplant a bush from the front 18 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 3: yard to the backyard. I scampered off down the street 19 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 3: to play with friends before I could be roped into 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 3: any sort of forced labor. Apparently, the proper procedure for 21 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 3: transplanting a bush involves digging around the roots and attempting 22 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 3: to leave the plant with enough root material that it's 23 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 3: able to survive in its new home. 24 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 2: Got it. 25 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 3: The first shovelful or two passed uneventfully, but something small 26 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 3: and white came. 27 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 2: Up with the third. 28 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 3: My dad picked up the object to examine it more 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 3: closely and found himself holding a bone. Maybe a previous 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 3: owner of our home had buried a beloved family pet 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,559 Speaker 3: in the front yard. In true Dad fashion, he set 32 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 3: the bone aside and went back to the task at hand. 33 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 3: The next shovelful of dirt, however, cleared up any pet 34 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 3: cemetery questions. There peeking out from under the damn bush 35 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 3: was a human skull. There was a whole dead person 36 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 3: in our front yard. 37 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 2: It's worse. I looked up from playing down the street 38 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: to find. 39 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 3: A cop card my drive way. Lots of police came, 40 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 3: A coroner came. They dug up the rest of the skeleton, 41 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 3: which was about a foot and a half below the 42 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 3: surface and curled in a feel position around the roots 43 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 3: of the bush. The first bone that had been set 44 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 3: aside was a fingerbone. After much examination, it was determined 45 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 3: that this was no recently buried body. In fact, it 46 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 3: had been there for a very very long time. Unbeknownst 47 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 3: to us or anyone else in our neighborhood, our unassuming 48 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 3: tract homes had been built unceremoniously upon a traditional native 49 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 3: burial ground. 50 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 2: No, this is the plot of Poulter. 51 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: Guys, Yes it is. 52 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 2: Is this person lying? 53 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: They just moved a headstone. Yeah, that's why they said 54 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: it sounds like a live right, it's not. 55 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. 56 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 3: The skeleton that had been unearthed in our yard was 57 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 3: that of a mewekma Aloney man in his thirties who 58 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 3: had passed hundreds of years before. 59 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: Wow. 60 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 3: As a second grader, I was thrilled that ours was 61 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 3: the most interesting house on the street for a while. 62 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 3: We even made it into the newspaper. A group of 63 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 3: archaeology students from San Jose State spent the summer combing 64 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 3: through the rest of our yard looking for other artifacts. 65 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 3: I'm not sure if they ever found anything. We were 66 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 3: informed that it was very probable that there were other 67 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 3: bodies buried within our property lines and advised not to 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 3: dig too deep. Oh, once it had been thoroughly examined, 69 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 3: the fate of the skeleton had to be determined. His descendants' 70 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 3: current tribal members informed my parents that the remains could 71 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 3: be moved to the graveyard at Mission San Jose or 72 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 3: be reburied in our front yard since it was his 73 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 3: place before it was ours. The remains were returned to 74 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 3: where they had been found. He remains there to this day. 75 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 3: Nice stay sex again, Maybe you don't build houses on 76 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 3: someone else's sacred ground. 77 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 2: Marissa, she her, that's wild, I know. 78 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: And then what a beautiful thing. 79 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 2: That they did. 80 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: Yes, that's where that person belongs. Like, oh my god, yeah, 81 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: so wild. Okay, I won't read you the subject line, 82 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: but it does say Bay Area hometown. Okay, this is 83 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: the effects of we were just in Oakland, right. It 84 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: just says what's up? MFM fam. I grew up in 85 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: a small suburb of the Bay Area named Melbray. I 86 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: tried to think of something cool to rap about our town, 87 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: but sadly nothing comes to mind. Anyways, onto the story. Well, 88 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: let me just stop you there, because here's what reps Milbray. 89 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: Almost all of my cousins grew up in Milbury. Oh. 90 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: Milbray was where like three or four of my uncles 91 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: and aunts settled out after they moved out of San Francisco. 92 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: We spent lots of time in Milbray growing up, so 93 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 1: I think your town is cool. Okay, so at some 94 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: point you've asked for stories about people hiding in houses 95 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: slash ceilings, and boy, do I have one for you. 96 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: At my high school, once you hit your senior year, 97 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: you get to elect for all the cool classes like cooking, 98 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: leadership yearbook, you know, the classes with no homework. The 99 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: leadership class was the coveted class to get into and 100 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 1: was taught by mister L, who was always full of 101 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: energy and fun. Everybody wanted to be in his class 102 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: because he was always thinking insane things to create for 103 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: rallies or murals to paint around the school. You had 104 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 1: to apply and get accepted into the class. That's how 105 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: many seniors wanted to be there. The school year came 106 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,599 Speaker 1: to its halfway point, we noticed mister L disappearing a 107 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: lot from class at random times, until that fateful week 108 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 1: that we all became aware of what he was doing 109 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,679 Speaker 1: when we couldn't find him. Turns out he was crawling 110 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: around in the ceilings of the school, installing cameras above 111 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: the stalls and the girls' bathrooms. 112 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 2: Eh, what a creep. 113 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: He first convinced the yearbook teacher to switch storage closets 114 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: with him, which was conveniently located next to the bathrooms, 115 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 1: cut an entry point into the ceiling and would crawl 116 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: in there during class, passing periods and at lunch. He 117 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: also installed a camera on the underside of his desk 118 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 1: to film girls unknowingly in class. I remember all week 119 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: girls getting pulled into the principal's office to be made 120 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 1: aware that they were on the table. Oh Jesus, you 121 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: could see the small holes above the stalls for months after. 122 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: That's so fucking they didn't kill them in They didn't 123 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: because don't you just have to replace that one tile? 124 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,559 Speaker 1: Just leave the fuck And we even saw the entry 125 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: into the ceiling in the storage closet. 126 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 2: Whoa. 127 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: It turns out mister L wasn't the energetic, cool teacher. 128 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: He was a child predator whose energy was in fact 129 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: fueled by meth. Fuck wow, second shoe drop. After he 130 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: was arrested, his YouTube account got leaked. 131 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 3: Oh this is recent then I was picturing like the seventies, 132 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 3: So he was posting this shit. 133 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 1: No, he wasn't posting that. It doesn't look like. After 134 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: he was arrested, his YouTube account got leaked to which 135 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: we found videos of meth fueled ramblings. 136 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 2: Oh dear, those are the worst kind of ramblings. 137 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 1: I thought our content was cringe, so we should definitely 138 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: do some meth field ramblings. 139 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 3: Absolutely, fan call, hey, fan call, This one's just for you. 140 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: It's us in the nineties, fan called exclusive field. I 141 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,800 Speaker 1: have some more insane stories from my wife who grew 142 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 1: up in a religious cult that tried to resurrect a 143 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: teenage girl for three days after she had passed, but 144 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,720 Speaker 1: I'll save that for another time. Stay sexy and hug 145 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: the nurses in your life, because they probably need it 146 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: these days. Sarah, Wow, that's just so fucked up. 147 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 3: I was like, that's from the seventies or eighties, like 148 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 3: that shit doesn't happen anymore, And it's like, Nope, that's 149 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 3: from recently. 150 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: That's a recent one and it's a real problem. And 151 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: now that they have those weird Google glasses that can 152 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: record you and they just look like glasses, but they 153 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 1: they're video recorders. 154 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 2: Have you heard of those? Yeah, but I don't want 155 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 2: to know too much about them. 156 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, just know that if somebody's like, what did 157 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 1: you just say with glasses. 158 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 2: On, don't say anything stupid. 159 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: Then you just start singing any Disney song. 160 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 3: Right because you can't it's so smart. Okay, here's my 161 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 3: next one. I'm not going to read you the title. Hey, besties, 162 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 3: I'm here today to tell you a story from my 163 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 3: family history. 164 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 2: This is all about fucking the witch trials. 165 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 3: In the year of our Lord, sixteen ninety two in Salem, Massachusetts. 166 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 3: My great great great grade and then it says that's 167 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 3: eleven grades. I'm not gonna read them all. Grandmother Mary 168 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 3: town Esti was accused by a neighbor girl of witchcraft. 169 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 3: She was likely accused in the first place, of course, 170 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 3: actually by this poor little girl's father or uncle, who 171 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 3: had a real problem with ladies owning land due to 172 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 3: how hard she was fighting back against the witch trials 173 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 3: happening around her. Yeah, she actually wrote an incredible petition 174 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 3: directly to the Governor of Massachusetts begging him to come 175 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 3: and end the persecution. She was unfortunately hanged on September 176 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 3: twenty second, sixteen ninety two after being convicted of witchcraft, 177 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 3: and the governor returned to Salem only weeks after to 178 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,199 Speaker 3: put a stop to all this madness. Crazy that there 179 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,080 Speaker 3: were people in the state who. 180 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 2: Could have done something. Believe in what was happening. Yeah right. 181 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: Also, just it's so sad that he didn't come in time. 182 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: But then what she did actually saved a bunch of 183 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: other women. 184 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 2: Well here you go. Oh. 185 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,200 Speaker 3: I have known about Mary and my connection to her 186 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 3: for several years, but what I recently learned on a 187 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,079 Speaker 3: trip to Salem is that she had two sisters also 188 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,320 Speaker 3: accused of witchcraft. Rebecca Nurse, the oldest sister, was the 189 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 3: same day as Mary, and the younger sister, Sarah Kloise, 190 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 3: was saved from execution, likely partly in thanks to Mary's petition. 191 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 3: Several years after the Salem trials, Sarah Klois was given 192 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,600 Speaker 3: three sovereign coins in reparations, which would be about four 193 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 3: US dollars then in seventeen hundreds money, So today. 194 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 1: Four dollars in the seventeen yards would be around eighty 195 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. 196 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 2: Three thousand dollars. 197 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 3: Oh so yes, sorry, the state murdered your sisters. But 198 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 3: here's three k about it. 199 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:37,439 Speaker 2: I love it. 200 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:41,320 Speaker 3: Anywo three sisters, which is in Salem? Sound familiar? 201 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 2: That's right. 202 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 3: My ancestors served as the real live inspiration for the 203 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,439 Speaker 3: Sanderson Sisters from the legendary Hocus Pocus. 204 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:54,559 Speaker 2: Holy shit out girl. Alright, know, it says, fuck patriarch, 205 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,200 Speaker 2: you for real. 206 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,439 Speaker 3: I love you, ladies and all you stand for, and 207 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 3: I'm happy to continue my family legacy of being a 208 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 3: out mouth bitch who has to be hung to shut 209 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 3: up and submit. 210 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 1: Yes, Allie, she her, that's right, Allie Yah, Yeah, that's right. 211 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: What a Oh my god, what a legacy. Yeah, I mean, 212 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: dang Alli got a great one. 213 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:17,959 Speaker 2: Okay. 214 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,839 Speaker 1: The subject line of this email stop storming off when 215 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: you're drunk. 216 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,439 Speaker 2: I've done that. 217 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,959 Speaker 3: We just brought some bad fucking memories up real quick. 218 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 3: I mean you brought some bad like I'm so lucky 219 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 3: I'm not dead. 220 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 221 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: Well, well here we got it because God, and away 222 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: we go. This says ladies and Stephen in parentheses. 223 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 2: Stephen. 224 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: Look, listen, I was not a well behaved teen, you 225 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 1: know how it is. My sister and I are less 226 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 1: than two years apart, very close, and got up to 227 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 1: all kinds of trouble in our youth. More on that. 228 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: Another time, when I was sixteen, my sister, a few friends, 229 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,400 Speaker 1: and myself decided we should go to San Francisco for 230 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: my birthday and get into trouble, and then it pad 231 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: that says, why were we so dumb? It's like, I'll 232 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: tell you, because wherever you lived around San Francisco had 233 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: nothing going on. The only place to go San Francisco 234 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: was about a three hour drive. Oh no, where did 235 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 1: she live? Monterey or some shit? 236 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 2: That's like Sacramento too, isn't it. 237 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,719 Speaker 1: Sacramento would be like two. Maybe they lived in like 238 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 1: Yucai or something. San Francisco was about a three hour 239 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,679 Speaker 1: drive from where we lived, and it was doable. So 240 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: we did it. Wanting to go out and drink, but 241 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,559 Speaker 1: only being sixteen years old, we came up with a plan. 242 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: We hypothesized that if we were to stroll into a 243 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,839 Speaker 1: busy bar, all dressed up and cute and just take 244 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: a seat, eventually some drinking age type gentlemen would buy 245 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,439 Speaker 1: us ladies a drink. I'd love to tell you we 246 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:44,440 Speaker 1: were wrong. Unfortunately, we were all caps exactly right. I 247 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 1: don't remember a lot of what happened that night, but 248 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,240 Speaker 1: I do remember my sister throwing up in the bathroom. 249 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,720 Speaker 1: I also remember getting into an argument with one of 250 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 1: my girlfriends and storming off down the street by myself parentheses. 251 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,520 Speaker 1: I know, I know, but live and learn right. I 252 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 1: didn't even make it to the next street light when 253 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: I was approached by a man. He asked me if 254 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,920 Speaker 1: I wanted a ride or something to that effect. I declined, 255 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: but he didn't like that. He swiftly swooped me up, 256 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: threw me over his shoulder, and hastily began to walk 257 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: towards a nearby parking garage. She's a drunk teenager, oh alone, 258 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: got a drunk teenager alone. 259 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,920 Speaker 2: In a big city. 260 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,840 Speaker 1: Luckily, I had enough sense to begin kicking and screaming. 261 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: Even luckier, though, my friends were not that far and 262 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: heard the commotion. They ran up to the man and 263 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,320 Speaker 1: screamed at him to put me down, with so much 264 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,200 Speaker 1: force and veracity that they drew the attention of other 265 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: people nearby. Then he set me down and ran to 266 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: the parking garage. Broke, scared and completely wasted, we flagged 267 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: down a taxi that was passing by and explained the 268 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: situation to the driver. This kind man picked up four 269 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: drunk as fuck teenage girls and dropped us back off 270 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: at our hotel and didn't charge us for the ride. 271 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,440 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 272 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 1: I was lucky all caps, lucky that my friends were nearby, 273 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: and lucky they had the courage to verbally assault my 274 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 1: would be kidnapper, forcing him to flee. I'm a grown 275 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 1: up now with an adult nursing job and adult bills, 276 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 1: as well as two children of my own at home. 277 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm also a helicopter parent because I know the kind 278 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: of Shenanigan's kids get up to when they leave the 279 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,200 Speaker 1: house without supervision, and I also know what kind of 280 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,800 Speaker 1: predators lie and wait. Thank you both so much for 281 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 1: what you do. Listening to your dynamic makes me feel 282 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 1: like I'm talking to my little sister. She is still 283 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 1: my best friend to this day. Recently I convinced her 284 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: to listen to the pod as we are both enamored 285 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 1: with true crime, and then Prentes says she loves of course. 286 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 1: I love you both dearly and listen to the podcast 287 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,560 Speaker 1: while my twelve hour night shifts drag on and on 288 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,600 Speaker 1: at the hospital. 289 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 2: Oh my shit. 290 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,680 Speaker 1: Hope to meet you both someday. Stay sexy and don't 291 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 1: all caps walk off by yourself like ever, Love always, Jess. 292 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 3: I can't even blame my mom. Being a teen I 293 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 3: was in my twenties and guess where I walked off 294 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,560 Speaker 3: alone at night drunk, New Orleans. 295 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 2: Oh and lucky. 296 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 3: The person who came after me was a friend, this 297 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 3: dude who saw me leave, and he was like, oh 298 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 3: no and locked me back to my hotel room. 299 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 2: Now, like fucking thanks, dude. 300 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 1: I mean also in towns like that where the tourism 301 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 1: is based on tourists getting drunk, there is a whole 302 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: sub business of like picking off drunk tours totally in 303 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 1: all different kinds of way, totally. 304 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god. Fuck that tell us your stories, 305 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 2: so we I feel so bad. 306 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: I know, yes, exactly. We can all collectively shudder about 307 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: the stupid things we did when we're drunk in sixteen. 308 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 2: And then twenty nine. 309 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 1: Really oh and twenty nine, well, we're always always sixteen. 310 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, in our hearts for sixteen, that's right. Okay. 311 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 3: This is called my toddler Sees Dead people, Greetings, accolades 312 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 3: and whatnot. This is the story about the time my 313 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 3: son outed Grandma's secret lover. And then it says or 314 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 3: so I thought, and then Molly reminded us that we 315 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 3: asked for or so we thought themed story. Yes, that's 316 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 3: still on him. Yes, or so we thought, my Grandma's 317 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 3: secret lover, or so I thought. In twenty eighteen, my 318 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 3: husband tragically lost his mother to cancer. Even though she 319 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,320 Speaker 3: passed before our son was born, we always talk fondly 320 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 3: about Grandma Sheila to our now three year old, to 321 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 3: keep her memory alive. Our son adoors looking at pictures 322 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 3: of his grandma and hearing stories about her life. One day, 323 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:24,400 Speaker 3: while digging in his sandbox, my toddler, unprompted, announced Grandma's 324 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 3: with Kevin Kevin. I asked, yeah, he replied, who is Kevin? 325 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 2: You ask? We have no idea? 326 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 3: I asked my husband if you knew who our son 327 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 3: could be talking about? But nothing rang about. He has 328 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 3: never met anyone named Kevin in his short life son, 329 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 3: not the husband, and is only familiar with Kevin McAllister 330 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 3: from home alone. 331 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 2: Is this who he meant? 332 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 3: Or? Did Grandma have a secret companion she was reunited 333 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 3: with in the afterlife? I tried to think back to 334 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,320 Speaker 3: her funeral. Were there any mysterious figure standing inconspicuously in 335 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 3: the back of the cemetery secretly mourning her death? 336 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 2: I don't think so. Can I just make no? No, 337 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 2: you can't, Okay? So our son continued to. 338 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 3: Bring Grandma and Kevin every so often, but the mystery 339 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 3: of Kevin endured. 340 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 2: Don't say anything. 341 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 3: Well, fast forward a few months when we lost my 342 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 3: beloved grandpa, who we affectionately called Bubba. We explained to 343 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 3: our son that Bubba had passed away and was now 344 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 3: at Jesus. Shortly after this, while driving to daycare, and 345 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 3: my son announced from his car seat that Grandma and 346 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 3: Baba are Kevin's Again, I thought, who the heck is Kevin? 347 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 3: And then it hit me, Buddy, I asked, you mean 348 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 3: Grandma and Baba are in heaven, to which he raised 349 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 3: both his hands into the air and flied. 350 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, up in the sky. We thought it was Kevin. 351 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 3: I have never felt more dumb. Of course, we said, 352 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 3: was not channeling Grandma's secret lover or referencing Macaulay Culkin's 353 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,080 Speaker 3: iconic character. He was just a little off with his 354 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 3: pronunciation love the pod and all you Do is Stay 355 00:16:54,040 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 3: sexy and duke Kevin's mission ha Corene rhymes with chlorine. 356 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 1: I want. My guess was that did he mean Jesus? 357 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: But that's kind of crazy because it doesn't sound. 358 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 2: Like Kevin, And no you could Yeah, I see it. 359 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. 360 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 2: That's so good. 361 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 1: He's with Kevin, he's with kath. I told you that 362 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,400 Speaker 1: when Nora was really little, and for some reason this 363 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,400 Speaker 1: memory really embarrasses her. But now that she's an adult, 364 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,440 Speaker 1: I can embarrass her. One time, they were driving down 365 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 1: this little street and Pedaloma, like where Copperfield's Books is Kentucky. 366 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: It's just like a little main drag with all the 367 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,919 Speaker 1: businesses on it, and there was a couple walking, an 368 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 1: old couple, like walking hand in hand. And Norah looked 369 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 1: at them and goes, oh, they're walking in Jesus's love. 370 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: And my sister's like, what the fuck? 371 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 2: Wow? Where did she get that from? 372 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,639 Speaker 1: From her Catholic grammar school that she went to. Uh huh, 373 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 1: they're walking in Jesus. And every time I say it, 374 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: I think she's gonna laugh with me, and she's like. 375 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's embarrassing. 376 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 1: You're super Christian when you were four. Okay, I'm not 377 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 1: going to read you the subject line. It just starts. 378 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,160 Speaker 1: My parents were high school sweethearts and married young after 379 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: my dad joined the military, moving agast to Florida thirteen 380 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: years later. The marriage ended bitterly when I was nine, 381 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: and a few years later they married other people. Fast 382 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 1: forward to my senior year of college. My dad, now 383 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,879 Speaker 1: living in Corpus Christy, got the much needed therapy he 384 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: needed to begin the journey of overcoming his PTSD from 385 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 1: serving in the military and began to address his demons. 386 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,880 Speaker 1: One day in September, he had a panic attack at 387 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: work so bad he thought he had a heart attack, 388 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,359 Speaker 1: and I rushed a Corpus from San Antonio in record time. 389 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 1: He was fine, but shaken up. The next morning, my 390 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 1: mom texted me and asked how he was doing. I 391 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,439 Speaker 1: texted back, he's great. Take a look and send her 392 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,800 Speaker 1: a photo. She replied, Wow, he looks really good. I 393 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: told my dad about this exchange and her comment. He 394 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 1: grabbed my phone and, looking at the text, looked like 395 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: a teenager who was just told his crush liked him back. 396 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. 397 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 1: They began texting and a few months later, in December, 398 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,919 Speaker 1: reunited to watch me walk the stage with my bachelor's degree. 399 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,359 Speaker 1: Turns out they had been reconnecting via text for months 400 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: and went out on their first date just dinner the 401 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:12,359 Speaker 1: weekend I graduated. Oh my god, the end of story 402 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,639 Speaker 1: right wrong? My dad had divorced his second wife, but 403 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: my mom was still married. Two months later, my stepdad's cancer, 404 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,160 Speaker 1: with which we thought had gone into remission four years earlier, 405 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,199 Speaker 1: had come back with a vengeance. I was on the 406 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 1: first flight back to Florida and was able to have 407 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,960 Speaker 1: one conversation with him before he passed a week later. 408 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, my mom was racked with guilt because 409 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 1: she had intended to leave my stepdad to go back 410 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,359 Speaker 1: to my dad. 411 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 2: A few messy, mess so messy. 412 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,959 Speaker 1: A few months later, my dad flew to Florida and 413 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,200 Speaker 1: helped her pack up and moved to Texas. A year later, 414 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,919 Speaker 1: they had a small apartment together, and less than a 415 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: year after that, they were remarried in a small courthouse 416 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 1: ceremony a few miles from where they met. Oh my god, 417 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 1: and just you know, the subject line up of this 418 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: email is I parent trapped my parents. I found your 419 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: podcast in twenty twenty two, shortly after I gave birth 420 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,879 Speaker 1: to my daughter and postpartum depression and anxiety had me 421 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: in a choke hold. I went all the way back 422 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,280 Speaker 1: to the first episode, and your voices got me through 423 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,399 Speaker 1: one of the worst periods of my life. As I 424 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: cared for my newborn. It took me two years to 425 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 1: catch up, and I now listen religiously. My husband and 426 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 1: I just went to see your live show in Austin 427 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. Like many others have said, thank 428 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: you so much for speaking so vehemently about mental health. 429 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,399 Speaker 3: Ay, what I've always had that such a trip, Like 430 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,880 Speaker 3: as someone whose parents divorce when I was five, There's 431 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,040 Speaker 3: one they didn't like each other, they never talked. There's 432 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 3: one moment in time in high school where they suddenly 433 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,200 Speaker 3: got along and I'd see them together and it. 434 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,120 Speaker 2: Was just so fucking weird, Like, yeah, to see. 435 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 3: Your parents together and that'd be weird, is a weird feeling, 436 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 3: you know what. 437 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 1: I mean, right, because it just wasn't the norm for you. 438 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,200 Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah, Oh that's a trip. 439 00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 1: Oh. 440 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 3: I love for you and Irene stories, but I don't 441 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,360 Speaker 3: like that this poor stuff dad. 442 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: I mean, it's the kind of thing where like that 443 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,679 Speaker 1: mother must have it's not just guilt. I bet she 444 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 1: was overwhelmed with the synchronicity where it's like it's just 445 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: the thing that's happening, and it's almost like you didn't 446 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 1: want that to happen. No, you just oh, yeah, God, messy, 447 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: so messy. 448 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 3: Send us your messy family stories at my favorite murder 449 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 3: at Gmail. The messier the better. 450 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: The messier the better. I remember seeing a woman who 451 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: was there's a boy in my class who I liked, 452 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 1: and so I paid way too much attention to what 453 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,359 Speaker 1: he was doing. And his parents got divorced, and then 454 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 1: his dad started dating a woman who looked literally exactly 455 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,679 Speaker 1: like the mother. And that woman was the worker in 456 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 1: the place where me and my dad just were. So 457 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: when we got into the car, I go, that's so 458 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,840 Speaker 1: and so's dad's new girlfriend. And the girlfriend looks exactly 459 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 1: like the ex wife, And I was like, isn't that weird? 460 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,199 Speaker 1: Mario goes Karen, you never know what people are gonna do, 461 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: Like he gave this thing as if he had been 462 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,719 Speaker 1: waiting to talk about it forever. But it was just 463 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 1: this super general thing, like people are nuts or everybody has. 464 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 2: A type and they stick even adults. 465 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,920 Speaker 1: You never know what people are gonna do. I was like, Oh, 466 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: that's very true. 467 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,520 Speaker 2: Well, we know what you're gonna do, and that's having 468 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 2: listened to this. We appreciate having listen. Thank you so. 469 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,680 Speaker 1: Much, and send us your stories if you have anything 470 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,520 Speaker 1: related to anything you just heard and you would like 471 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: to add to the conversation, anything at all. My Favorite 472 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: Murder Gmail dot com. Stay sexy and. 473 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:40,199 Speaker 2: Don't get murdered. 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