1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to amiss. I'm your host. Kevin is 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: that yes, I will see the Batman in the theater 3 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: next week, but also no, I will not condone it 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:20,239 Speaker 1: being a three hour superhero film. But I digress. Let's 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: meet our come, shall we in no particular order. Let's 6 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: quickly check in with Chris Alvarado for his Q one 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 1: of report. Captain Alvarado, Holy ship, we are making bucks 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: bucks Bucks bucks. Q one beat Q be the other 9 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 1: tool until you know the numbers. But all I'm saying 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: is we're looking good. We are. We are in the red, green, black. 11 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Chris. Hey, there's Craig Kakowski. Kacow, 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: what is an item in your home that you've never 13 00:00:52,159 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: used and if honest most likely never will look behind you. Yeah, 14 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: we'll let that be. We'll let that be video only. 15 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 1: So uh so people, the people merely listening can use 16 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: their imaginations. But yeah, there's a way one. But it's 17 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: very prominent in the house. Like I don't I don't 18 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: know where I would put it even right, the perfect 19 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:31,399 Speaker 1: spot for it clearly has already been chosen. Yeah, I mean, 20 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: if you're gonna block a door, what else would you 21 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: use Look over there, it's James Heeney Duke Johnson. James. 22 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: If you could have only one flavor of ice cream 23 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, what will it be? 24 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,919 Speaker 1: It's easy. There's only one flavor ever buy. It's peanut 25 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: butter chocolate caramel. First of all, I love that combination. 26 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: But I am very very sad that you only allow 27 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: yourself one flavor. You're entire Okay, Actually I can't believe it. 28 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: I lie that I buy other ones, but that's thee 29 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: I buy for me. I also buy a mint chocolate 30 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,559 Speaker 1: chip that's for Aaron. I also enjoyed the other flavor 31 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: I get. You got the two covered, and now please 32 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: welcome back. A tool sing, a tool way better than 33 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: the tool. Favorite class in college and why uh it's 34 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: financial accounting. Actually had a great professor, Professor Jennings um 35 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 1: he Actually I believe he won a professor award that year. 36 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: Uh is very exciting. I love Yeah, I love the books. 37 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: And uh, I knew exactly what Chris was talking about 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,239 Speaker 1: when he was talking about He was probably talking about 39 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,959 Speaker 1: Q one Q one, but he could also compare to 40 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: Q four. It depends on which quarterly system Chris is on, 41 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,919 Speaker 1: which is also a good question. What was that professor's name? Again? 42 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: Who professors? And he won the award like a like 43 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: a teacher of the year in the business school award. Yeah, 44 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:55,639 Speaker 1: a professor award the profits. It's been so long and last, 45 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: but no more trips to Catalina. If you think at 46 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: least it's Mark Gagliardi, Hello grab bag Leardi. Can you 47 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: explain nutella? Please? Yes, nutella. Imagine if peanut butter and 48 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: Hershey's syrup instead of being layered, we're just massed together 49 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: by a five year old and just like and then 50 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: finger painted on top of a bagel. That's what you 51 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: put it on, right, a bagel. I mean, I've seen 52 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,520 Speaker 1: it on so many things. I just never understood it's 53 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: fair because it's a faint it's a faint taste of 54 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: like a hazel nut. Not really. They say hazel nuts spread, 55 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: but it is clearly chocolate frosting with a hint of 56 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: hazel It does confuse me. It's wildly popular, clearly, it's 57 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: been around for for decades, but I never understood the 58 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: all in commitment to hazel nut. Though I'm a hazel 59 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: nut fan. The coffee I people make fun of me. 60 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,839 Speaker 1: I only buy flavored coffee. Uh, and I frequently get 61 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: the hazel nut. It's just that that little hint. I 62 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: just like that little hint. Like I said, it's a 63 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: wildly successful company and they and it's all based on 64 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: people's enjoyment of hazel nut. I just didn't realize. 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Scene one comes from listener, in fact, 83 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 1: Eric Johnson, who wrote to us at that very email. 84 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: Dear Mr the Kevin Pollock, I just started listening to 85 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: the newest EPP of Alchemy this. I paused it right 86 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: after you told listeners me to send in more email suggestions. 87 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: So here's another email for you to not read on 88 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:19,039 Speaker 1: the podcast in your face. Eric Johnson got him bamn. 89 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: Scene suggestions, Turtles on vacation, lots of love the real 90 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: Eric Freemont, No, not Fremont, Alabama. Honey, did you get 91 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: the Chase Lounge? Did you reserve the chaise Lounge? Yeah? Okay, 92 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 1: because you know if we don't do it early before 93 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: the sun comes up, then the fucking humans come down 94 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: and there's no more Chase lounges. We got it, We 95 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: got it, Okay, baby, babe, this isn't inclusive resort. I 96 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: need you so don't tip, no tipping, no nothing. I 97 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: want you to not worry about finances for once. Okay, listen, 98 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 1: you already won, Professor of the year. I got my profits, 99 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: So now is your time to just relax. I can't. 100 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: And even if we see if we see a couple 101 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: of humans, they're gonna want to pick you up, touch you, 102 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: so be it. I can't stop counting the number of 103 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 1: professors that did not win the prophet I know, I 104 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 1: know we need to be Oh look, look, look, look, 105 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 1: here comes some complimentary cabbage. Good morning. How do you 106 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: do this morning, professor babe? Mr honey, Yes, you're saying 107 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: cabbage for you? And can I get you any drinks 108 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: to start your morning off right? Do you have any 109 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: pound water? I can get pound water for you, no problem. 110 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: I'm curious what's a lava flow? What exactly is that? 111 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: A lava flow is a drink. It's I hate to 112 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: say this because I don't want to be accused of favoritism, 113 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: but a lava flow is really a drink that we 114 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:53,599 Speaker 1: only serve to the humans here only only specifically it 115 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 1: is for the humans. I apologize. It is a delicious drink, 116 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: but baby, it might be bad. It might be bad 117 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: for you. Well, I did pay for the inclusive, the 118 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: all inclusive, and attempt to get a drink, and I'm 119 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: hearing exclusive. I'm just telling you that it is in 120 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 1: fact bad for you. There is a there's an ingredient 121 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: in a lava flow that is that is fatal to turn. 122 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: Everyone clearly knows what's best for me, even though I've 123 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: got a profitt and I can't imagine you. They'll take 124 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: He'll take a seltzer. Thank you. I would be right back. So, um, 125 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: the main thing is make sure the cart is right 126 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: outside the room you're cleaning. People like to take stuff 127 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 1: right off of it. The lotions. That's probably the number 128 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:39,119 Speaker 1: one thing that goes all right, and but doesn't even matter. 129 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: It's like free, right, yeah, but it's like it can't 130 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: be that expensive. If somebody wants an extra lotion, if 131 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: they want extra, and of course we'll give it to them, 132 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: uh turrell. But we don't want to just encourage people 133 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: to take as many all right. I mean, I just 134 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: I wanted to work outside. There's a whole bunch of 135 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: areas outside this dungee halls aren't cool? Tell me about it. 136 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 1: Get some sunshine. Hey, sorry you guys, you're blocking my door. 137 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: I'd like to get into my room. Are you cleaning 138 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: my room right now? Is that what's happening. We were 139 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: just about to oh those lucians, Yeah, yeah, please takes 140 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 1: wonder if I can grab a couple of Yeah, I see, 141 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 1: there's already four on your table there. This will make six. 142 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: You do not need to know what I'm doing with him? Nope, okay. 143 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 1: I made sure that when I checked in we don't 144 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: have to share what we're doing with the luc See 145 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: the device in the back corner of your room, so 146 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: I won't ask any further questions. I appreciate that very much. 147 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: If you like kickboxing, let me know. All right, Well, 148 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 1: do have a good afternoon part of me? Did you 149 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: want to enjoy it? That's accusing by yourself? Or can 150 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: I join? Is that my husband's self up there? And 151 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: I just just gonna no, no, no, please please? Oh okay, 152 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 1: oh out she it hurts so good. It's It's odd, 153 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,559 Speaker 1: isn't it? Guy? Isn't it so? I could not have 154 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: noticed your a turtle? Yes? Yes, and you human? I'm 155 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,559 Speaker 1: a human. Yeah, mostly mostly humans here, but there are 156 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: some uh you know, sentient animals here. Well. Yes, oh, 157 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I did not mean to touch your leg. 158 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,840 Speaker 1: That's weird, that's all right. Make yourself comfortable, just like 159 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: the jets are kind of pushing me around. I've I've 160 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,679 Speaker 1: noticed you and your husband at dinner, like you're you're 161 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 1: doing the six o'clock dinner service, right, You guys are 162 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: consistently showing up around six that. Yes, that's very that's 163 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 1: exactly right. And you look winded when you get there. 164 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 1: It takes us a moment. It takes us so wild, 165 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 1: you know, the old They really should stagger it, you know, 166 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: to to accommodate for you know, for slower patrons. Thank you. 167 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: Or I always thinking what about one of those moving walkways? 168 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 1: That would be nice, That would be nice. So what 169 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: do you what do you? What do you do? I'm 170 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: a consultant and I lecture a lectural of the world 171 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 1: on consulting. Is that a lot of flow you're drinking? 172 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: It is a love of flow. Would you like a sip? 173 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't think I should. There's nuts eller in it? 174 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:13,959 Speaker 1: What the peanut butter planed hazel nut thing? Yeah, I 175 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what the excuse me, excuse 176 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: me a ms Mr honey, Mr Honey, I have I 177 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 1: have a note that was just handed to me from 178 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: professor Babe. Your husband's he's eyeing you from over there 179 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: and gave me this note. Oh gosh, let me see. 180 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: He does not seem very happy. I don't have my glasses. 181 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: Can you read this for me? Of course I don't 182 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: speak very good turtle. But hold on, let me put 183 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:44,439 Speaker 1: it in Google Translate. Thank you. Oh, it says who's he? 184 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 1: Let me clarify, are you you're a male turtle? You're 185 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,839 Speaker 1: a male turtle. I'm terribly sorry. I cannot tell turtle 186 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: gender specifically. I've been calling you Mr honey this whole trip. 187 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. If that's incorrect, it's fine, this is important. 188 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 1: Tell me if so, what do you think that machine was? 189 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: I don't know, Taryll, I don't know, but you gotta 190 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: be a little curious. It doesn't matter what it is. 191 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,920 Speaker 1: It probably has something to do with all those lotions. 192 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: I bet it's a sex machine. All right. Well, we 193 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: don't number one rule here. When you work in the hallways, 194 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: you don't ask. Come on, you don't ask that guy. 195 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,000 Speaker 1: That guy was begging for us to ask what that 196 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 1: machine was. No customers ever begging for us to ask. 197 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: I don't know where you work before, but things are different. 198 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 1: This is my first job. This is your first job, 199 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: this is my first job, and I'm crushing it. I'm 200 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: gonna be your boss in no time. All right. Well 201 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: that's good ambition, and we'd like to see that from 202 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: all our employees. Um. You know, there's a conference going 203 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 1: on at this hotel tonight and the keynote speaker is 204 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 1: gonna be speaking. He speaks all over the world, and 205 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:02,959 Speaker 1: I think you might like it. Why because he talks 206 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,199 Speaker 1: about getting what you want to do and achieving goals. 207 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: I got what I want to do and I'm achieving goals. 208 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: Maybe I should be a keynote speaker. Well I don't 209 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: think you just become a keynote speakers trying to grab 210 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:22,680 Speaker 1: a couple of these lotions things. Oh my god, that 211 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:29,880 Speaker 1: was incredible. Oh to have a lover who who actually 212 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 1: takes their time, it's that was so rewarding. And now 213 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: we cannot speak about this. Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry. 214 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: Uh oh god, you're driving me crazy. Like, um, I 215 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:50,959 Speaker 1: understand you're speaking later tonight. Huh I'm supposed to. I 216 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: might just scrap everything I was gonna say and then 217 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 1: talk about what just happened that that, Like I didn't 218 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 1: I didn't even know how this was gonna work, and 219 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 1: you showed me. Oh well, I've yeah, I've spent time 220 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:10,719 Speaker 1: with other humans. Um, you have housekeeping, hid Hi. I 221 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 1: just gonna coming so I'm gonna pick you up. I'm 222 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: butting your Hello, sh Hi, Is this a bad time? 223 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: You're yes, it's this is a bad time, but you're here. 224 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 1: You're here. Is that a tattoo of a tiger? Yes, 225 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 1: yes it is. I got this in Singapore. I was 226 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: lecturing and consulting there. Actually, no, I was consulting on 227 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 1: lecturing there. Very fancy, sounds, very exciting. It was. We 228 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,559 Speaker 1: were just going to clean the room. Is that okay? 229 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,839 Speaker 1: There's another tattoo on that side too, Okay, Oh yeah, 230 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:49,480 Speaker 1: that's uh that's a jackal fighting fighting the tiger. Wow. 231 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: He was gonna make the bed over here. Okay, don't don't, 232 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: don't get too too close there. Huh. You don't need 233 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: to make that side of the bed. Uh you but 234 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:05,880 Speaker 1: you No, I'm not falling for that. There's something on 235 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,719 Speaker 1: somebody in your room, sir. We'll take care of what 236 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: you mean something? What do you mean something? I don't know, 237 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,080 Speaker 1: it's under the cover, is all right? Okay? I'm begging 238 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: you up, begging. Oh my god, turtle. Yes, it's a turtle. 239 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: Who's a guest. Who's a guest at this resort? Thank you? 240 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 1: A turtle? Who I just fucked? What? Uh? Professor, babe? 241 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: If you don't mind me asking, M you've you've been 242 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: crying underneath this chess lounge all day. Thanks for noticing. 243 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 1: I didn't want to bother anyone. I hope I haven't 244 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: been a disturbance. No, you've been on disturbance. I just 245 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: want to come by and see if you need a drink. 246 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: Do you know what I could use is some sort 247 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: of uh firearm? I do not know what you're planning, professor, 248 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: but it's not really important to specifics. But a rifle 249 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: long range, maybe with a scope. It would be pretty great. Honestly, 250 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: I do not know how you would carry it if 251 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 1: I got it for you, but I could probably pay 252 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 1: an extra hundred dollars on top of whatever the reynal 253 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 1: would be. Oh, oh you are You are really not 254 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 1: in good shape. Maybe you've had too much. You didn't 255 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 1: drink a lava flow, did you. I know it's all inclusive, 256 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: but i'd be happy to pay an extra, Professor, baby, 257 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: I'm just going to pick you up and carry over 258 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: here right now. I'm just just don't mind me. You 259 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,360 Speaker 1: just it seems like you maybe have been in the 260 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 1: sun too long. I'm I'm just gonna set you up 261 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: here on this counter so we can see each other. 262 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 1: I do I shake that. But are you familiar with 263 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:41,920 Speaker 1: the word consent? I am. I assumed it was a human, 264 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: So I apologize for soon that I wanted to be. 265 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: I do I with you. Look, can you get the rifle, professor? I? 266 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,640 Speaker 1: I mean I can't get the rifle. We can always, 267 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: of course, I can get the rifle I got. I 268 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: got all kinds of guns. What do you need? What? 269 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 1: What do need? I got guns for humans, guns for crocodiles, 270 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: guns for dogs, guns. Do you have guns for turtles? Yeah? Hey, 271 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: who are you gonna give this? Turtles are fucking crazy? Man? 272 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: Wait what this gun has a magazine with forty six bullets. 273 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: Turtles are insane. It's I work at an all inclusive resort. 274 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: If someone wants something, we have to get it for them. 275 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: I'll sell it to you, man, But I don't want 276 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: you to tell anybody you've got from me, all right, 277 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 1: I won't tell anybody anything. I'm We're very good at 278 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: keeping secrets. We're an all inclusive resort. The first rule 279 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 1: I used to work in housekeeping is don't ask hello, 280 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: why Ki Ki? Marriott guests, all right, thank you, thank you. 281 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 1: We've got a lot to get through. We've got a 282 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: lot to get through. But uh, let's let's talk about 283 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: getting what you want, getting what you want out of life. 284 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 1: Can we go to the first slide? Okay, there seems 285 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: to be some sort of laser pointer. That's not my 286 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: laser pointer. They put that down, Bye, down, It's not 287 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:09,640 Speaker 1: a laser pointer. It's just the turtles gun. You want 288 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 1: a piece of this? What you're gonna what are you 289 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,200 Speaker 1: gonna do to him? Kill him? Why? Babe? I'm taking 290 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,360 Speaker 1: him out because you fucked him? What do you mean 291 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: why babe? Let's talk about back believe act concede, no 292 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,880 Speaker 1: believe act. Can't you can't just go up there. He's 293 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,439 Speaker 1: talking right now. I can't too. Like I'm gonna seize 294 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: what I want and I want to be the keynote speaker, 295 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: do not walk up there. It's it's very rude, it's 296 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: completely unconventional. You're not that turtle's got a gun, no, babe, no, no, 297 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,439 Speaker 1: oh god, this bullet is coming at me so slow. 298 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 1: A turtle paste bullet is seeing one. Uh too much fun. 299 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 1: Scene two concipating v I P. McCoy kit Well, who wrote, 300 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 1: dear Joey, king of the heat, Good job on the oatmeal, James, 301 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,400 Speaker 1: I can smell what the heat is cooking. Try tossing 302 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,800 Speaker 1: some peb and j in there for a good time. 303 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:21,439 Speaker 1: A scene suggestion for the alchemists milking oats a lickey 304 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: boom boom down McCoy. Yeah, can I help you? Yeah? 305 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:32,199 Speaker 1: Coffee tall? Okay, oat milk with the side. Can you 306 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: put some hazel out of it? And um, do you 307 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:42,840 Speaker 1: want the sugar free or the coffee? Yeah, it's a syrup. 308 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,240 Speaker 1: It's a simple, sir. No, I understand. There's so many 309 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 1: options these days, and I didn't. Yeah, the sugar free 310 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: would be great eye contact, eye contact like some icon. No, please, 311 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,480 Speaker 1: not for many staff now not necessary. We're out of 312 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: We're out of oat milk. Are you serious? I understand. 313 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 1: How many locations do they need before they can keep 314 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 1: It's the supply, the supply. They're having a hard time. 315 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 1: Supply chain, convenience. I don't know. I don't know. It's 316 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,040 Speaker 1: just okay, alright, So is everything okay? Sorry? Yeah, um, 317 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 1: We're just we're out of I'm so sorry. It's first coffee. 318 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 1: This is a fucking Starbucks. You're at a coffee. We're 319 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: not out of coffee. After ten am, we can only 320 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,040 Speaker 1: serve pike, which between you and me is garbage. I 321 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: used to live over there, but we have we have 322 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,960 Speaker 1: a problem with the oat milk. Can I can I 323 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,119 Speaker 1: beg you to be okay with almond? We just were 324 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,199 Speaker 1: out a void. Can't you just have one of your 325 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:41,240 Speaker 1: staff go in the back? Fair milk up? Fair question? 326 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,399 Speaker 1: Milk A note? Is that what you're asking? No? Okay, 327 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 1: milk a note? I just heard you say someone going 328 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,480 Speaker 1: to back end milk and then I interrupted you. So 329 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: what were you gonna know? I forgot I've lost my 330 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 1: tramp thought because you forgot what you were going to 331 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: say when used to go in the back and milk. 332 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: You know, I know, I don't even know what pal 333 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm just about out of here. I can't take work 334 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 1: in here anymore, Barista had these people here don't even 335 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 1: know what that word means. Do you, for example, know 336 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: what the word barista? Stands for stands for it's a 337 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 1: it's an acronym. Yeah, it's the acronym. That's exactly right. 338 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, Barista. This is very simple. Guys, 339 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: Barista believe, act react, initiates, start talk act. Okay, it's 340 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: very it's convenient. A lot of time considered reacting because look, 341 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,399 Speaker 1: I gotta get this. The bullet is still coming out 342 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: of the guys, Barista, believe act. Hey, so what's going 343 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,119 Speaker 1: on on your side of the things with the milk 344 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 1: and of the Uh, look, man, we need we need 345 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,560 Speaker 1: this milk. If you didn't get this milk and we 346 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,200 Speaker 1: we have a problem. Hey man, look, I only got 347 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: I got fourteen cows and only one of them is magic. 348 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 1: So you get thirteen cow'sworth of regular milk and one 349 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,199 Speaker 1: cow'sworth or whatever milk she wants to put out. Well, 350 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,200 Speaker 1: you ever tried making that, you know, bringing a magic 351 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: bull over. Hav a good time with the magic cow, 352 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 1: and then have some don't get crazy with me with 353 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 1: me with magic bulls. Everybody they know such thing as 354 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 1: a magic bull. At least I've never seen one in 355 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,160 Speaker 1: my life. You go out, all right, now another find 356 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: the magic bull. You bring me a magic bull, and 357 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,400 Speaker 1: I'll make more of these cows. But until then, you're 358 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,560 Speaker 1: gonna get almond milk, until she's done reading those books 359 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,560 Speaker 1: about how great almond milk is for you. God damn, 360 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,120 Speaker 1: I mean, don't get mad at me. I'm a personal 361 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 1: This ain't a personal attack. I just I feel like 362 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 1: everything with you is a personal attack. Ever since you 363 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,800 Speaker 1: personally attacked me. That's that what we have squashed that 364 00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 1: particular situation. Have we have? Have we have? We have? 365 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: We have? We have? Have you have? You? Wait? Have we? So? 366 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 1: What are you looking for? And you're looking for a 367 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: gun for an animal? Uh? Different kind of I need 368 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: a rifle that fits into a small creatures Uh would 369 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 1: they be paus hoofs. No, let's just say small creatures 370 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,640 Speaker 1: hands that could hold on to a little tiny rifle. Yeah, 371 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,440 Speaker 1: like a baby gun for like a community baby rifle. Yeah, 372 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 1: you know what, let's look for a baby rifle. Do 373 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 1: you have rifles a baby today? I'm running a special 374 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,200 Speaker 1: if you if you buy a gun right throwing this? 375 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: Uh this which ball? It's like a magic ball? Oh yeah, 376 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 1: what what does that mean exactly? Yeah? I don't know. 377 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 1: I just need to offload. It's trouble. Okay, do you 378 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 1: want to Is that the magic bull? Yeah, that's all 379 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,160 Speaker 1: I got. I don't carry animals. Normally I carry weapons 380 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: and accessories for animals. But this, this cool, this bull 381 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 1: has been nothing to trouble. So you want me to 382 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 1: take the bull off your hand? Excuse me, I'm looking 383 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: for a rain jacket for a poodle boy. Ah yeah, 384 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 1: here you go. Six dollars moving along, cute, cheap, Thank you. 385 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,399 Speaker 1: It's good, good, good. So I buying the baby rifle 386 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 1: and you're gonna throw in a whole bull I just 387 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 1: wanted off my hands. Okay, yeah, great, I'll take the ball. Well, look, 388 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 1: I feel I feel better. Now. Let's say I gribbed 389 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,879 Speaker 1: that much in years. Let's say we uh, we go 390 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: get a cup of coffee. I'd like that. I'm buying. 391 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 1: Oh how about this Starbucks right here? Yeah? Sure, they're 392 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 1: all the same, that's what I think thinking. Yeah, welcome, 393 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: Can I get you? I'm not done here, I am 394 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 1: not done. Why did you move on? We're still as 395 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 1: we don't have oh bilk sorry going you guys go ahead, 396 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 1: because hey, Steve, Steve, come back here for a second. 397 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: It's up. Hey, why don't you just give him some 398 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,879 Speaker 1: regular milk and say it's oat milk. It's gonna be 399 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: too hot to drink till he's gone, because like what 400 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: if he's lactose and tallerant. I don't want to poison 401 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,840 Speaker 1: a customer and be John. Come on, no one gets 402 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: caught whenever it gets caught for this here, I'll do it. 403 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,960 Speaker 1: I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, you go out there and 404 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: take my take. My shift was quite frankly, I'm fucking done. 405 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm still gonna need your help pleas alright, 406 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,280 Speaker 1: Uh so this is it turns out I had one 407 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,639 Speaker 1: last thing, I oat milk. Uh and here is a 408 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: piping hot cup of coffee without milk. That ain't right. 409 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,159 Speaker 1: There ain't no oat milk anywhere, right, Yeah, we we 410 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 1: both know there ain't no oat milk here. You can 411 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: hear us. Shut up? Everybody shut up? Are you the 412 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: one looking for oat milk? Don't tell me a customer 413 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,879 Speaker 1: to shut up? First of all, I'm so sorry, I 414 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 1: did not mean that for you know, I'm gonna go 415 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: take my business and go to the coffee being across 416 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:08,159 Speaker 1: the street. But all right, hello, hi, so you actually 417 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 1: have oatmelk that must mean you have a must have 418 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: a very special animal because we know the supplying. Yeah, 419 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 1: I've got I've got lots of special animals and tons 420 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 1: of tons of oat milk. Well actually not tons, but 421 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: we're looking for a special animal right now. In fact, 422 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 1: that special animal could end this whole oat milk crisis. 423 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,159 Speaker 1: Oh well, umm, well, I I can't share my special animal, 424 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: but it does get me something. You aligned to us, 425 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:43,359 Speaker 1: are you? Huh? Well? I mean is it illegal to 426 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: lie to you? Who are you? You're just a customer, right, Hi? 427 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,920 Speaker 1: Welcome to the coffee being a tea leaf across the 428 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,960 Speaker 1: street from the Starbucks. What are you doing here? This 429 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 1: is great? Come in, well that's so cool, thank you. 430 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: What do you want coffee? See, I'll take a coffee, 431 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:08,119 Speaker 1: oat milk and uh oh old milk. Okay, all right, 432 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 1: a little splash of hazel nut, A little splash of 433 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:19,080 Speaker 1: hazel nut. Okay? Did you try the Starbucks? Um, because 434 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,719 Speaker 1: they are either right across the street. No, I see him. 435 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 1: I was just treated rudely there. That's why I came 436 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: here to give you. Okay, patronize you. We got you 437 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 1: want to stone, we got I don't know how long 438 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: some of these have been here, like some of these 439 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,680 Speaker 1: scones have been here from that's a rock. That's a rock. 440 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: I think that is a rock. Just how about a tea? 441 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,399 Speaker 1: How about a tea? We gotta put something in the cases. 442 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 1: T T. That's not hard, right, that's just uh, that's 443 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: just you put a bag in the hot water and 444 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 1: you got tea. Do you have a PIKOI? Who? How 445 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,399 Speaker 1: do you spell it? How do you spell that? Uh? 446 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 1: Pe koe? Okay, I got I got Belgian breakfast, which 447 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what that is. I good, Yeah, 448 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,520 Speaker 1: I've never heard of that one? What else? What you have? 449 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,600 Speaker 1: Just name all six of them right there? Okay, I 450 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,720 Speaker 1: got Belgian breakfast, one, I got Burl Gray, got um 451 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,360 Speaker 1: ruy boost boost. It's always fun, all right. You see, 452 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: you don't messed up because you lied to us. And 453 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: that's why we brought you back here to this dairy farm. 454 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,920 Speaker 1: And you're gonna milk. We won't Oh, you're gonna have 455 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Speaker 1: to make it with that magic cow there until we 456 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,520 Speaker 1: get something that resembles oat milk. Unerstand what I'm saying? 457 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 1: That's right? Oh? Oh um, well I can do that. 458 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,119 Speaker 1: It's just gotta resemble oat milk. Right, that has to 459 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,920 Speaker 1: be seen too. That has to be seen to. It 460 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,120 Speaker 1: just has to resemble oat milk. Good God save us all. 461 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,400 Speaker 1: See three comes from Patroon v I P. Crispy who 462 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: rode hi Kevin. I've delved d to come up with 463 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:07,320 Speaker 1: the following scene suggestion. One word it is flags. You 464 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: are more than welcome, signed Crispy Flags, Ladies and gentlemen. 465 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 1: Free legal aid given strength. That's free legal aid, given strength. 466 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,280 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you very much. You have 467 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,159 Speaker 1: a great day. You got by stew by. Do we 468 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,080 Speaker 1: uh hi, do we get legal advice along with a 469 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: cup of coffee? Is that what this is? Uh? Yep, 470 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: that's right. You can see we have all these wonderful 471 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 1: uh lawyers here and uh and other legal people, and 472 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,760 Speaker 1: they also have carafts of coffee. So you sit down, 473 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 1: ask them a question. They will be happy to answer 474 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: your questions the best of their knowledge, and they will 475 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 1: give you a cup of coffee. That's free legal aid. 476 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 1: And none of this is gonna be shared because it's 477 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: private between us from the lawyer, right, it all depends 478 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,760 Speaker 1: on the specific uh degree or education that these particular 479 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: lawyers have some are full fledged lawyers. That's right. Nothing 480 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 1: not path hopathetic. Co Uh what if you killed someone? Yeah, hypothetically, 481 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm just I actually just run 482 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 1: the hall here. Yeah, I think I think I can 483 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: take this one. I can take this one. Yeah. I'm 484 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: not technically a lawyer. I'm what was referred to previously 485 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:29,480 Speaker 1: as other legal people. But if you want to come 486 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,200 Speaker 1: over to the other legal people table, that's fine. We 487 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: can have a private conversation. All right, So hypathetically killed someone. Okay, 488 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: see this is what I'm talking about. By private conversation. 489 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: I am on a microphone, and you stood in line 490 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: from stand at this microphone, so that we are both 491 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 1: speaking in the microphones, and you're talking about a hypothetical. 492 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: Why don't let's say, hypothetically we're gonna go over to 493 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,720 Speaker 1: this table over here right after this, Why don't you 494 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,280 Speaker 1: come over and talk to me? There it's the table 495 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 1: labeled labeled o LP. You're a cop. Catch Oh wow, 496 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,200 Speaker 1: he just ran right through that. Well look there's a 497 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: shape him in a hole in that wall. I'm I'm 498 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: gonna wait for a lawyer. Well, look, you see, we 499 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,040 Speaker 1: have all these booth heres set up like like voting booths. 500 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,200 Speaker 1: Almost right, but there's chairs on the oither side. I 501 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: don't need to paint the picture for you, but I will. 502 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: And uh, you know, there are lawyers and other legal 503 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: people here and coffee waiting to answer any of your questions. 504 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 1: Flags again stands for what sir, Free legal aid given strength. Hey, 505 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 1: come on in, come on in. Uh my name is 506 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,320 Speaker 1: James Master Pattney and uh but people call me sweet James, 507 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 1: and uh, I'm my full fledged lawyer. I'm on the 508 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: other side of the spectrum. And that guy on the 509 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: microphone and tell me what's on your mind. I'm I'm 510 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 1: still waiting on that cappuccino. Sorry, that's okay. This is 511 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,280 Speaker 1: a lawyer booth. Okay, sorry about it. Um here, I'm 512 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,000 Speaker 1: gonna just cheat over to this boot. Hey, but I 513 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: guess why while you're here? What what area of law 514 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: did you specialize in? Criminal? Criminal? Murders, robberies. Those are 515 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,200 Speaker 1: the two I specified in. Okay, also a little bit 516 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,920 Speaker 1: of financial, but mostly murders and robberies. So let's say 517 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 1: say the word hypothetically. Please don't just say anything otherwise 518 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:31,320 Speaker 1: hypothetically say that I hypothetically killed someone Okay, so it's 519 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,720 Speaker 1: not an issue unless you did it. So yeah, yeah, 520 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: I just want to want to throw out a hypothetical 521 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,560 Speaker 1: and see uh yeah, So my advice would be, unless 522 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 1: you did it, nothing to worry about. Good good. If 523 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 1: hypothetically I had a baby gun, all right, you know 524 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: those guns that are typically made for babies, but that yeah, 525 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: I know exactly adults. Adults with small enough fingers and 526 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:04,720 Speaker 1: conceivably fire. Okay, Um, if I if I placed a 527 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 1: baby gun to uh to the temple of of a 528 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: co worker, I'm gonna tell you, I'll get this case 529 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,920 Speaker 1: torn out. You shouldn't be handling a baby gun. You 530 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 1: look like a grown adult. And somebody who sold you 531 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,320 Speaker 1: a baby gun, they're the ones at fault. Yes, I 532 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 1: like this is very helpful. Are you doing the cappuccino 533 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:35,000 Speaker 1: or is there another another? Okay? Is this the o LP? Yeah, 534 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 1: you look nervous. Hey, hey, hey, relax, relax. Do you 535 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,360 Speaker 1: want some cleanex to put in your armpits? Here? That 536 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:46,200 Speaker 1: was all right? See doesn't that feel nice? Yeah? You 537 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 1: can take those out here? Now put some more. These 538 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:54,960 Speaker 1: are dry. Put some dry feels nice, don't sure? Okay? 539 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,720 Speaker 1: So o LP yeah, my service at my service. At you. 540 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:04,400 Speaker 1: I told you we were at your service. Other legal people. Yeah, okay, um, 541 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: so it's just a matter of the heart, and I 542 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 1: don't know where that falls within the Oh oh look, 543 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,080 Speaker 1: all's fair in love and war. So anything you do 544 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,680 Speaker 1: because of love is legal. All's fair in love and war, 545 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 1: and that will hold up in court. That holds up 546 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: in in some courts. I I know a few jurisdictions 547 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,240 Speaker 1: where it will hold up. So anything you need to 548 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: do regarding love, because this is where jurisdictions a little 549 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 1: like I'm gonna need you to do on the south 550 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: end of the metropolitan area. Anything south of the river, 551 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: south of the river. Okay, all's fair in love and 552 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,760 Speaker 1: war north of the river. I can't help you. Does 553 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,960 Speaker 1: that make sense? Alright? Perfect sense? I have a yeah, yeah, 554 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,800 Speaker 1: that one standards for me. You didn't I didn't know 555 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: you were coming out of ordered you a cappuccino? It's okay, No, 556 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 1: what you want enough? And the advice? Would you like 557 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:02,880 Speaker 1: a soaked Rosemary Powell? No? Yep, all fair, lovel war 558 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,800 Speaker 1: south of the river. Thank you so much. You've been great. 559 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: South of the river. Why does everyone run away from 560 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,160 Speaker 1: me and go through the wall. Now there's a hymn. 561 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,800 Speaker 1: Shake pole. Tell me my nose is sounding like a 562 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: failding tracks. Do you have something like a clean x 563 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,879 Speaker 1: is um that I could use? This? Blow my nose, Tommy, please, yeah, 564 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,280 Speaker 1: I get these here you go? Oh thank you? Oh God, 565 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:28,000 Speaker 1: what's happening? They smell horrible, that's yeah, I have a 566 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: cleane should smell like you got it out of a 567 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: box with a with a nice fragrance or something. This 568 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,360 Speaker 1: is These were the only the best I had in 569 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,920 Speaker 1: my armpits. Oh so you had the bo on the 570 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,680 Speaker 1: clean X before you hand it before. Well that's out full. Okay. 571 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,319 Speaker 1: I'm just a little lost. Am I on the south 572 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,440 Speaker 1: side of the river or the north side? So if 573 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,279 Speaker 1: you just walk over that bridge, just we're gonna be 574 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,919 Speaker 1: walking to you right now, right now, you're currently north side. 575 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 1: We're gonna walk over this bridge. You can follow, you 576 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,120 Speaker 1: can come with us. You know, I want to be 577 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 1: on the north side, So I'm gonna say in the 578 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 1: north side, So we want to we want to be 579 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,840 Speaker 1: in the south side. Good lucks are his problem, So 580 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 1: you know, come on, I kind of I'm telling you 581 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,400 Speaker 1: that my nose is just not built for that do 582 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:18,200 Speaker 1: you still love me? I mean, sure, mm hmmm. What 583 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: kind of love? Were you questioning? What? I don't know? 584 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 1: I guess, I guess all of it. I mean, when 585 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,920 Speaker 1: when I met you, I was eighteen and you were 586 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,080 Speaker 1: seven day with children. Well, you were a child. I 587 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,000 Speaker 1: felt like a child. And uh, you've grown so much 588 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: in the last three years. Yeah, three years, three years. 589 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm you know, and I'm so proud of you 590 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 1: and you're but I can read it at seventy four 591 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,360 Speaker 1: year old level, so I know, I know, listen, listen. 592 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 1: I just I didn't know that when we started dating 593 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,080 Speaker 1: that I was contractually obligated to stay with you every 594 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 1: single day and night, and that you wanted me to 595 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,400 Speaker 1: know that there's a con tracked involved freedom on my 596 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: side south, Okay, a little more freedom. What would you 597 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,279 Speaker 1: like to do with this glorious freedom. I would like 598 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,759 Speaker 1: you to take one more step off this bridge, right then. 599 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaker 1: I would like you to take this knife, yes, and 600 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:21,239 Speaker 1: I will insert it into your chest. O. God, stings 601 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,080 Speaker 1: right there in the chest bone. Oh my god, that 602 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:32,080 Speaker 1: human killed another human. Run. We've seen too much, turtles, 603 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,080 Speaker 1: Just do your best. I don't think you've recovered from 604 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,920 Speaker 1: this sort of wound. James, Uh huh, Look, man, you 605 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 1: can't keep coming here for legal advice. Um, you've been 606 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 1: through all the lawyers. You've been through all the real 607 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,440 Speaker 1: lawyers and all the O LPs and nobody can help you. 608 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: But still the problem is I can't help you either. 609 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: You can't even on the facility. You're the kingpin of 610 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 1: it all. I mean in the sense I legally, what 611 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 1: do I have? Hypothetically? All right, hypothetically, Hypothetically, let's say 612 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,279 Speaker 1: I was a barista. You know what, let's get rid 613 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,239 Speaker 1: of the hypothetically. It's just let's just go for it. 614 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,640 Speaker 1: I'm a barista. Boom? And which where and where do 615 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 1: you work? Well at a coffee shop? Which one? Well, 616 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,080 Speaker 1: it's across the street from the Coffee Bean and Tea 617 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,440 Speaker 1: she And what's the deal? Well, we ran out of 618 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,120 Speaker 1: HOAt milk? And I do you have sex with the cow? 619 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,160 Speaker 1: Wait a second, did the other lawyers tell you this 620 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,040 Speaker 1: before I got here, because they told me it was secret. 621 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:45,279 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this cow has given birth. Oh, oh 622 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,839 Speaker 1: my god, it looks like a human. That calve's got 623 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:54,319 Speaker 1: a man face. Try milking and see what comes out. Now, now, 624 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,719 Speaker 1: don't try milk and it. That cow's got a man's face. Well, 625 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,040 Speaker 1: just don't look at his face, just get under it. 626 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: Sounds to me like legally you are the dad and 627 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:08,279 Speaker 1: you have that could be anybody that's a calf. I 628 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,080 Speaker 1: know that it came out with a mustache and a 629 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,640 Speaker 1: tank top. Yeah, that's like your that's your signature. Look, 630 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,239 Speaker 1: would call it signature sail. There's plenty of room in 631 00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,880 Speaker 1: the hot tub. Come on in. Hey, I noticed that 632 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:30,919 Speaker 1: you're a you're a human cow hybrid. What what brings 633 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,160 Speaker 1: you to the Marriott Wakiki Arratal problems have led to 634 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:43,120 Speaker 1: sacks that made me m oh, you want some oat milk? Oh? 635 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,640 Speaker 1: Can you you can? Yeah? Oh well I can see that. 636 00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,960 Speaker 1: I'd see the hot tubs filling up with it. You're welcome. 637 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:57,040 Speaker 1: Wow nice right, Yeah, that's particularly good when it's boiling. 638 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,000 Speaker 1: Are you Are you here with anyone? Mm hmm. You 639 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,800 Speaker 1: said marital problem, So I'm guess not mine. I'm the 640 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 1: product of infidelity. Oh wait a minute, are you a 641 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: are you a calf? You gotta you gotta tell me, 642 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 1: you gotta tell me if you're a calf. Okay, I'm 643 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,520 Speaker 1: a calf. It seems so mature. Would you like to 644 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,560 Speaker 1: see my my suite. I'm gonna take it. I'm I'm 645 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,799 Speaker 1: picking you up. I'm picking you up. Oh this feels usual. 646 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,800 Speaker 1: So it turns out it's mine. There was a DNA 647 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,719 Speaker 1: test and you were right. Well, I do run a 648 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:44,120 Speaker 1: facility for free legal aid. I'm actually just hoping that 649 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,439 Speaker 1: you you could get me like a not a baby gun, 650 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:54,880 Speaker 1: but like a full man. Good. Hey, go to o 651 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: LP for that man. Oh yeah, he's gonna be cool 652 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,919 Speaker 1: with that. I think he'll be the coolest. I'll walk 653 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: there now. Hey, welcome to o LP. What seems to 654 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,000 Speaker 1: be the problem, Well, you remember all those hypotheticals. Yeah, 655 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,080 Speaker 1: you're the guy that fuck that cow. Right, it's not 656 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,560 Speaker 1: it's shaw hypothetically and all that bullshit. Right, Yeah, what 657 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,319 Speaker 1: can I do for you? Well, let's just say, come 658 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:28,000 Speaker 1: on the hypothetically, Mama cow is trying to get human 659 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,279 Speaker 1: daddy to pay child supports. It. It's just not in 660 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,879 Speaker 1: the budget because I got a I got another wife 661 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 1: that I'm married to. It's a mess. It's a mess, 662 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,359 Speaker 1: and I need to take this cow out. What part 663 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,400 Speaker 1: of town do you live in? North of the river. 664 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna needs you to head south of the river. Okay, 665 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,719 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna need you don't usually go south. Well, look, 666 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,680 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go south of the river for this. 667 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,040 Speaker 1: You're gonna be a big boy about this. You can 668 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,400 Speaker 1: be a little boy about this. I'm a man. That 669 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,160 Speaker 1: wasn't a question. Hey, hey, I gave you. I gave 670 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 1: you two options in that question. Are a big boy 671 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,080 Speaker 1: of a little boy? Don't add a third? Okay, a 672 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,400 Speaker 1: big boy? You like an adult? Hey, hey, adult was 673 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 1: not one of the choices. Here you go. You're a 674 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,920 Speaker 1: big boy. Now, that's what I want you to do 675 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,000 Speaker 1: to have big boy. Okay, I want you to take 676 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,160 Speaker 1: that cow and I want you to a cross to 677 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,800 Speaker 1: the south side of the river. And once that happens, 678 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,680 Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Do you a either love 679 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,879 Speaker 1: that cow or be are you at waar with that cow? 680 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,320 Speaker 1: Kind of kind of neither. Honestly, it was a business. 681 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:40,760 Speaker 1: I gave you room service open. So he is going 682 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,719 Speaker 1: on in here, Well, it's just me. I'm just I'm 683 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,120 Speaker 1: just alone in this room and I don't fit under 684 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:52,359 Speaker 1: this bed. Shut up, shut up. Someone else is here, 685 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,800 Speaker 1: but that's none of my business. It's not your business. 686 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,960 Speaker 1: Go ahead, and bring in what we ordered. What I ordered. 687 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:03,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna refill your your lotions and your current cups. Great, okay, 688 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,960 Speaker 1: and you said you wanted two more waters, right, Oh 689 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,279 Speaker 1: that's all that is complimentary. I still don't know what 690 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,719 Speaker 1: you ordered from room service, all right, Yeah I ordered. 691 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:20,080 Speaker 1: I ordered some beef. Yeah, I ordered a plate of beef. Okay, 692 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,520 Speaker 1: and here's your plate of just beef, beef, right, nothing else, 693 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:33,600 Speaker 1: no seasoning. Okay, now look at this. I'll look at this. Now, 694 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:39,360 Speaker 1: get on the bed. Is our show today. We just 695 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,520 Speaker 1: can't take it a step further. I want to, We 696 00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,480 Speaker 1: want to, but at some point, folk, you need to 697 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,360 Speaker 1: do the work. Okay, we don't. We can't take it 698 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,839 Speaker 1: from there, but we will. Thank you for being here. Um, 699 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,680 Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi, thank you so much, South and North of 700 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,040 Speaker 1: the River, thank you for having me. It's been a 701 00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,560 Speaker 1: delight uh in a a very fun time. As always, 702 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,719 Speaker 1: I love playing with you guys. Two podcasts in a week. 703 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,279 Speaker 1: Uh we had Kevin on. Uh we got this with 704 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,560 Speaker 1: Mark and Howe. So listen for that coming up very soon. 705 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,040 Speaker 1: Listen for that. I had a blast. Thanks man. We 706 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,440 Speaker 1: uh we debated, we did and uh I think we 707 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,520 Speaker 1: came up with a pretty solid I think we came 708 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,520 Speaker 1: to the correct conclusion at the end of it. Yeah, 709 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,320 Speaker 1: I feel good about that. Well, thank you for that, 710 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,839 Speaker 1: and this. Dr Craig Ktkowski, thank you as well. Oh 711 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,759 Speaker 1: a lot of fun, A lot of fun because it's 712 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,200 Speaker 1: coming up. I probably have said this on the podcast before, 713 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,360 Speaker 1: but it can never be said too many times that 714 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,479 Speaker 1: it's daylight saving time and not daylight savings time. Don't 715 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:52,360 Speaker 1: add the why do people add that? S It is strange. 716 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:59,360 Speaker 1: Maybe savings accounts, savings accounts, Maybe that's got Yeah, I 717 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,000 Speaker 1: think you Nelda though it's savings account even though you're 718 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,720 Speaker 1: just saving money in that account and you're saving daylight 719 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,960 Speaker 1: a tool saying while we still have you, thank you 720 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,960 Speaker 1: for being here with us. He's having some technical issues, 721 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,959 Speaker 1: but we've been giving the thumbs up, so we feel 722 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: very good about it. We love our tools. Sing and 723 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,560 Speaker 1: excited about him uh having joined our live show at 724 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,440 Speaker 1: the west Side Comedy Theater in early March and Matt 725 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,560 Speaker 1: hopefully we'll see him again at one of those. James Heeny, 726 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,080 Speaker 1: did you have fun at the live show at the 727 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,920 Speaker 1: West Side Comedy Theater. It was incredible? Yeah, it was 728 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,759 Speaker 1: so much fun to have so many people come home. 729 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,600 Speaker 1: Oh man, get close hugs. It was wonderful. Uh, and 730 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,440 Speaker 1: we'll we'll do it again in April. Chris Alvarado, thank 731 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,160 Speaker 1: you so much, buddy. Great to see you as always. 732 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,279 Speaker 1: Thank you boy, what a fun group. I think there 733 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,759 Speaker 1: are certain things at a certain age you can't change. Yep, Craig, 734 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 1: there's no way I'd ever be able to stop myself 735 00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:01,600 Speaker 1: from saying savings daylight savings. That's just the truth. Now. 736 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,279 Speaker 1: I said it in my head a couple of times. 737 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,680 Speaker 1: It feels unnatural to say the other way, the light 738 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,880 Speaker 1: saving time saving time. I always thought it was daylight 739 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:15,040 Speaker 1: saving times. Oh no, thank you for bringing that home, James. 740 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,240 Speaker 1: Let's thank our pretty sure and engineer to the stars, 741 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:24,759 Speaker 1: Mr Doug Banking. Fine, folks that I hurt Media, I'm 742 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,160 Speaker 1: your ho's Kevin Pollock. Uh. Letting you know that Joey 743 00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,719 Speaker 1: Grier is just gonna be out for a couple of weeks. 744 00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,799 Speaker 1: We'll be back with us. Just to sort of put 745 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,160 Speaker 1: the kai bosh on your emails asking for for more 746 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,000 Speaker 1: or less of Joey. Uh, he will be back soon. 747 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,480 Speaker 1: And well, thank you so very much for your patronage 748 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,000 Speaker 1: and your support, and you're watching the show. Write a 749 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,040 Speaker 1: review if you would. You've been so kind to send 750 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,440 Speaker 1: us fresh emails and we've received many and we thank 751 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,399 Speaker 1: you for them. Um, be kind to each other, take 752 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,280 Speaker 1: it easy out there, uh and UM think good thoughts 753 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:08,960 Speaker 1: for you and yours, and theres until next time, M.