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<v Speaker 1>You ready. Oh, I'm ready. You got some nest quick

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<v Speaker 1>in your teeth? There, I do know. Oh wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I don't that's not a that's not an opener.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean that's not an opener. That's another

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<v Speaker 1>shaky thing, And that's not not it, says Scott. This

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<v Speaker 1>is This is Serial Killers with Andrew and Scott TB.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't that one. No, I shouldn't play that one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the shaking one. Where's the where's the sound

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<v Speaker 1>garden thing? God? All their stuff is gone, everything's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. Fine, Madonna, it is. We've been playing

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<v Speaker 1>this one a lot because we are living in a

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<v Speaker 1>cereal bowl, reviewing some new ones and some old. But

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<v Speaker 1>I love a fact and living in a cereal bol

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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact that people hear a material girl

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio by Madonna and they sing the cereal

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<v Speaker 1>bowl lyrics quite frankly. At this point, I'm not saving

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<v Speaker 1>my pennies to buy a special o K. I'm saving my

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<v Speaker 1>pennies to pay my mortgage. Oh yeah, so we're all

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<v Speaker 1>in the same boat. Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode

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<v Speaker 1>ninety seven. Yeah, and so this is the last episode

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<v Speaker 1>that Andrew and I are actually recording together in the

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<v Speaker 1>studio while we're both still here. Yeah, after this, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the hell's going to go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's been a weird time.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, we've been really trying to just if

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<v Speaker 3>we tried to make a schedule to say, this is

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<v Speaker 3>the worst case scenario, we'll do three weeks worth. So

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<v Speaker 3>this is the last one we recorded together. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even think we did three full weeks worth. But however,

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<v Speaker 3>episode ninety eight could just be me here playing serial Graveyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I'm sure fans would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they would. That should be an official episode. Why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like Roseanne and then when she went

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<v Speaker 2>off the deep end the.

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<v Speaker 1>The what is it? The Miller's the Connors that too,

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<v Speaker 1>so then Connors Huh, like a serial Graveyard is almost

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<v Speaker 1>like a Conners. No, it's just a special episode, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It would just be love special episodes of TV shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like a Chips The Christmas one was great.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at they returned the bell back to the

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<v Speaker 1>church that some bad guys stole in an old Ford van.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite, I don't even know that's there's so much

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<v Speaker 1>stuneback my favorite when they wait, sorry, but I'm late

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<v Speaker 1>with this go on. Sorry. When they tried to do

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<v Speaker 1>like one off episodes to like launch spin offs that

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<v Speaker 1>just failed. Yes, Like, hello, Larry, if you could tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what spin off that was from thousand? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was different Strokes. Oh that was Phil's cousin or

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<v Speaker 1>business partner or something came to town and try to

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<v Speaker 1>get them to buy a TV station because they weren't.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they're running out of cash. So they got

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<v Speaker 1>him a nice one off episode to try and launch

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<v Speaker 1>a show. It was terrible. It was actually, if you

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<v Speaker 1>look at some of the rankings, was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>worst rated television shows ever of all time. Wow, hello Larry. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have time after this episode, so I'll look

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<v Speaker 1>into Hell. Yeah, I mean I couldn't even find an

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<v Speaker 1>episode of it. Good luck if you want to try

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<v Speaker 1>to find it. All right, So this is what I say,

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<v Speaker 1>episode ninety seven. I don't have any stuff recorded. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any like songs or.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninety six you were six yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, yeah that's really frightening. No, it's fun. So here's

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do in this episode. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>This episode is going to be a completely listener driven again,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm out. The cereal aisle is empty, and anything

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<v Speaker 1>they do have we've already done.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'll do three listener requests.

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<v Speaker 1>And there might be some other piece of crap in

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<v Speaker 1>the but I don't know what I have done here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna start grabbing you ready, Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>watch out while I grab. Oh boy, you grab the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong thing, You grab the rong dang. Oh. Look, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Mom's Best cereal. I loved Mom's Best two episodes

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<v Speaker 1>they made that thing. I like, so this might not

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<v Speaker 1>be bad. I found this in the not the organic isle,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like that now nature isle is crat I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, why does this stuff doing over here?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mom's Best crispy cinnamon rice. So what I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to be is maybe cinnamon sugar rice

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<v Speaker 1>crispies of some sort. That's what it looks like. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a buck on the front. That's a buck, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're asking the wrong person. It looks like a deer

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<v Speaker 1>with horns. Maybe that's a dough dough. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a female deers horns. There's a tiger on the

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<v Speaker 1>back and ooh, a dragon. Did you know that dragons

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<v Speaker 1>aren't just for fairy tales? They're real and they're big.

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<v Speaker 1>The Komono dragon is the largest lizard in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>reaching ten feet in length and weighing more than three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Komodo not komono.

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<v Speaker 1>What I say, kimono isn't komono. Kimona is what you

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<v Speaker 1>wear in Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>Komodo is the dragon.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever doesn't really need to shake there all the scene

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't dan Y'll have a dragon. Yeah, Tongka is a dragon.

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<v Speaker 2>Tanka the bearded dragon.

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<v Speaker 3>My friend Casey, Casey, who did the vegan episode, she

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<v Speaker 3>has a bearded dragon too, named Stanley.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd be happy to know that this is vegan and

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<v Speaker 1>gluten free.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa she would be?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it? Maybe it's not vegan? I think there's I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's lamb in here. What I don't know. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't say vegan. Maybe it's not cereal. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>lamb dust neat like neat cereal. That's disgusting. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that it must exist somewhere. It has to. There's no doubt. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we had that stupid chicken and waffle cereal. Even though

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<v Speaker 1>there was no real meat in there, it was still

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<v Speaker 1>a meat flavored cereal. I hate it. And the glazed

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<v Speaker 1>maple bacon donut one, Oh god. You can still get

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<v Speaker 1>that on Amazon for like sixty dollars a buy. But

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't these smell. They smelled very cinnamony.

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<v Speaker 2>So is this basically just rice crispies with cinnamon?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they appear to be. They appear to be

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon rice crispies. Oh, I need a spoon, Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>have one for it? I think existed back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>There definitely were cinnamon pebbles. They had cinnamon. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember. What the hell? Yeah, it was a couple

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. They had cinnamon pebbles. Alright ready one, two, three, Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 1>very French toasty, cinnamon French toasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Got really nice flavor to it.

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<v Speaker 1>These are good. Yeah, I'm in. I'll give this four balls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do four balls as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Moms, you did it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep racking my brain. Didn't we have a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with mom? We did? I think? But which one? Because

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<v Speaker 1>everything we've had, the last couple of them were pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>When I go through the list and I uploaded to

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<v Speaker 2>the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what wow?

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<v Speaker 3>I said it so boomer esque, like you saying it

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<v Speaker 3>when I got the list and I uploaded to the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not oh that okay, you said a boomer thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, it's going to look beautiful and everyone's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my god, Adew, you're so great.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be like, you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you think that by the time this episode

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<v Speaker 1>airs people can go and check on a hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have so much free time on my hands

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred You just said I will tap spoons. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well today is Today is Friday, April third, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can go check out the serial Killers list. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where it's going to be Facebook. No, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to make it a Google sheet. I decided it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to look like an Excel spreadsheet. I'm going to post

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<v Speaker 1>all of the Cereal ratings in there, all right, uneditable,

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<v Speaker 1>which means that you guys can't go in and change

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<v Speaker 1>the ratings. And if it's not there, everybody please tweet

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<v Speaker 1>at us serial Killers PC because I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>shame Andrew for not posting it yet. How's that? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I'm not a fan, but I need to be

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<v Speaker 1>held to a deadline. Yes, you do, and you have

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<v Speaker 1>like three weeks at this point, so go ahead. And

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<v Speaker 1>I say that because we recorded this about three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that make sense? Yes? All right, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go back down to the cereal sackets. He who we

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<v Speaker 1>can find? Let's see who this one was from. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is from our friend Caroline's been. She sent us

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, so she was in the last episode as

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<v Speaker 1>well with the oh next quick duo one. You may

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<v Speaker 1>recognize these guys from such cereals as Cinematos Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we hated the strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Hated the strawberry one. She sent us the regular one also,

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<v Speaker 1>so we might as well just stay on the cinnamon mandwagon. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna put this one on the brakes. The Lion

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<v Speaker 1>King came out in like July of twenty nineteen. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal stays good for a long time. Cereal in a

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<v Speaker 1>bag though, may from twenty twenty. Well, it's not from Poland.

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<v Speaker 1>It was from a Polish market. It's a product of Poland.

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<v Speaker 1>But she bought it in New Jersey. Oh I think

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<v Speaker 1>where from? Yeah, she's from Jersey. Oh, she's from a

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<v Speaker 1>town where we used to go bowling all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that bowling alley is still there

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<v Speaker 1>or not.

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<v Speaker 2>What place?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I should say her town because

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<v Speaker 1>maybe someone would go find her. Oh, there's probably lots

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<v Speaker 1>of Carolines in New Jersey. Wellington, Vegas. Thing of all

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<v Speaker 1>times is in Wallington, New Jersey. Yes, and we used

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<v Speaker 1>to go bowling that There was a guy named Slammer

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<v Speaker 1>and we were in a league. When I lived in Hoboken,

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<v Speaker 1>we were in a league at Wallington Lanes. My goal

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<v Speaker 1>in life is to make enough money to open a

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<v Speaker 1>bar in Jersey City, because it will make so much

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<v Speaker 1>money and everybody would be like, Wow, it's the coolest

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<v Speaker 1>place out there. It's gotta be trendy though it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be like a regular old You got to be one

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<v Speaker 1>of those bowlooroo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna look nice. We're gonna have sweet lanes. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought into this. It's gonna work. I just need

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<v Speaker 3>the money. So if you're listening right now and want

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<v Speaker 3>to send me money, I just I would appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't do that, I think, yes, that's all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of legal things. Nah, not a good idea. All right, please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is another Nestly Cereal cinnamones. They obviously took the

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<v Speaker 1>characters from Cinemata's Crunch that they must have some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of deal with General Mills. What's General Mills? What they make?

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<v Speaker 2>That's you're on a separate boat from me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you do you excuse me?

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<v Speaker 2>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Ready? Here we go? Cinnamones from Poland? What's what's? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing? It's a cinnamon Toa's crunch, That's what it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like. But who knows. It could use the cinnamon

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<v Speaker 1>toast Crunch characters, but it may not be exact. Let's see. No,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not objact at all. At first, it tastes like

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<v Speaker 1>a red hot, you know, those little cinnamon balls in

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<v Speaker 1>the box. And then it doesn't taste good at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it tastes like a tree. It's not good like

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<v Speaker 2>a brand.

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<v Speaker 1>There's reually no flavor to it whatsoever. Not good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bland, real quick, and I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>One ball. I'm gonna give it a bowl and a spoom. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what a disappointment.

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<v Speaker 3>Tastes like an arts and graft store, like if Hobby

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<v Speaker 3>Lobby was a cereal, it would taste like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're about right. It taste more like Michael's to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does have a Michael Lee after taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Caroline, nothing on you, but this cereal kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sucked. Let me see when this contest is over

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<v Speaker 1>winter you could enter to win some sort of lion

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<v Speaker 1>king thing. I can't they do their dates backwards, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the United States is like the only country

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<v Speaker 1>that does them.

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<v Speaker 2>We are now in the metric system. We're like holding true.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember, Well, you don't remember because it was

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties. But back in the eighties the country tried

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<v Speaker 1>to change over to the metric system. Really it didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember which president it was, could have been Reagan,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't yell at me. I just don't remember. But

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<v Speaker 1>someone wanted to change it to metric. And in my

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<v Speaker 1>town there's still a hospital sign and it has meters

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<v Speaker 1>on it, like directing you to the hospital. Because they

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<v Speaker 1>did start changing some signs back in the day, and

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<v Speaker 1>some of them never got changed back. I think they

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<v Speaker 1>need to really just get on it at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Just switch over. This way everything is consistent. You confuse everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should drive on the left side of the

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<v Speaker 1>road too. Well, no, because certain countries that just go

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<v Speaker 1>with the metric system still drive on the right side

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<v Speaker 1>of the road. You're giving me a headache anyway. This

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<v Speaker 1>contest ended on July fourteenth, twenty nineteen. Damn it, but

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal is still good for another month.

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<v Speaker 2>To go see the Lion King with a special treat

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<v Speaker 2>from Poland.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a weirdough all right. I don't know what next.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, this is the last one. So is this

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<v Speaker 1>a bonus box or I don't know. It's up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're driving the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't played the bonus jingle in a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what it's not here? Oh, there it is. We

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<v Speaker 1>haven't played the bonus box jingle in a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Serial Killers, I fit I did that for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what, Let's do another hilarious leedle cereal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>going down to the leedle box. Oh boy, should I

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<v Speaker 1>let you choose it? Like? There's three there's three more

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<v Speaker 1>in here. I can let you.

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<v Speaker 2>Choose the one that has like the most obvious name.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Jamie, Oh the most obvious. How about Honeymoons?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, because when we don't like it. We

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<v Speaker 1>could say the honeymoon is over. That was good. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate it, but that was good. Honeymoons, crispy corn cereal

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<v Speaker 1>with honey. The only thing I can think that this

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<v Speaker 1>is closest to is probably honey Kicks. Yeah, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a box of honey Kicks up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I like honey Kicks?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't like anything?

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<v Speaker 2>I like barry Berry Kicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Aliens are out of this world? Okay, Well, if the

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<v Speaker 1>alien find his way to the honey.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, if you're an extraterrestrial life form and

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<v Speaker 2>all you're looking for is honey, you have got to

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<v Speaker 2>get new priority.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe that's like their fuel. Maybe they're spaceship runs

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<v Speaker 1>on honey from wherever they're from.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, first of all, how did honey find its way

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<v Speaker 3>to another planet?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If there's bees with little space helmets on,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know. All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Again, one was a wrapping hippo right, yes, guitar?

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<v Speaker 1>No for the cookie cereal? Oh, cookie cereal?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>So again. Leedle is a supermarket chain. You may or

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<v Speaker 1>may not have one in your state. They're rapidly expanding,

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<v Speaker 1>so you might see one soon. It's one of those

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<v Speaker 1>German markets. I think there's all day and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>a leedle. So here we go. Honeymoons, m h two

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<v Speaker 1>percent organic valley milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Still not a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>Stolen from the twenty first floor, Thanks guys. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>smell like soy sauce. This smells like soy sauce. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't smell that. No, I smell honey. I smell fresh

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<v Speaker 1>honey from the hive.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I don't know what high you're at.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Ugh uh uh. It tastes like frush

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<v Speaker 1>honey too. If that's real, that's really good. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good taste made with real. You just spit it in

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<v Speaker 1>the garbage. I hate this. Ingredients corn meal, whole grain,

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<v Speaker 1>corn meal, sugar, glucose, honey, salt, caramel color. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a product of Germany. I was right. I don't pay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine that means no, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I don't know. It's just wrong. This gets

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to have German and they would yell at

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<v Speaker 1>their children in German, and I didn't know what they

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<v Speaker 1>were saying. Got the house. He used to yell at,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think means get out because the kid pooped

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<v Speaker 1>under the house one time. But odd ending my neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>We were kids together. I mean he moved when he

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<v Speaker 1>was like six or seven, but I remember we were

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<v Speaker 1>playing in his backyard and he had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and he pooped under the treehouse and pushed

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<v Speaker 1>it under with a stick. And I still remember the smell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so distinct. I don't know, just filling milk everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>What is happening right now at his mom? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>your childhood friend defecate in front of the tree harehouse

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<v Speaker 1>and he pushed it under with a stick? Why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>he go inside? And his mom was watching from inside

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<v Speaker 1>and she said ah, and she yelled. I remember her yelling.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the dad came racing outside and he smacked

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<v Speaker 1>the shit out of him. Why did she yell? Why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't she just go tell him to stop pooping? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how do you say stop pooping in German?

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<v Speaker 1>I really have no idea. But like, this was a family.

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<v Speaker 1>They were hard. They used to lock their kids in

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<v Speaker 1>their bedrooms. They had to lock on the outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the door that the kids couldn't get out. It was craziness.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, where did they move?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't are they okay, they've moved into the country.

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<v Speaker 1>They eat a lot of peaches? What okay? That was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>That was rancid. I hate that cereal with every fiber

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<v Speaker 1>of my being. It was too honeyish. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>think that's honeyish. It's tasted like soy sauce, like milky

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<v Speaker 1>soy sauce. That was disgusting. I'm sorry. Where did they

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<v Speaker 1>move from? Move into the country.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches. Yeah, they get

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<v Speaker 2>their royalty check this week.

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<v Speaker 1>They have you to think. Wait a second, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a download exactly going. That's presidents of the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America. By the way, peaches great, ye, what would

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<v Speaker 1>you rate it? I gave it a spoon. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give it three balls. That's disgusting. I think it's good

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<v Speaker 1>because it's real honey, and it actually tastes like honey,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's cool. I hate it that if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want honey that tastes like that, I like honey in

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<v Speaker 1>my tea. I don't like honey like this. What if

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<v Speaker 1>you put some of that cereal in your tea?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I put cereal in my tea. Then I

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<v Speaker 2>have soggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there's a bonus at the botto when you're done

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<v Speaker 1>with t.

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<v Speaker 3>That's disgusting, and we have a double serial killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have to do it because I noticed in

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<v Speaker 1>the Leedle box there's a Honeymoon's cousin, So we.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to do it back to back like chocolate Honeymoon

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<v Speaker 2>real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Peanut butter and cocoa moons.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you feeling this?

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm gonna hate it. No, it's gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's made with real peanut butter and cocoa. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is another legal knockoff cereal. Sorry, we'll bang it out

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<v Speaker 1>real quick because you you probably can't get there anyway

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<v Speaker 1>because you have no legal anywhere near you. What's leedle exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a letle by my parents. It smells really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>That the only chocolate peanut buttery thing I've ever hated

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<v Speaker 3>was cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, chocolate peanut butter cheios. We didn't really love

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate peanut butter cocoa pebble. We didn't really love chocolate cocoa.

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<v Speaker 1>We really didn't love chocolate. We really didn't love peanut

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<v Speaker 1>butter cocoa pebbles either. I hope you keep in the

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<v Speaker 1>three times you tried to say that, No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to well in post production. No I will, I will,

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<v Speaker 1>because you laughed and you'd ruin it. It would be sound

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<v Speaker 1>weird if you were laughing. Oh yeah, blame it on

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<v Speaker 1>me for your like, here you go, idiocy, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter and cook away in my spoon because I

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<v Speaker 1>thought we were done. Oh okay, I'll get you another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't give me the spoon that you just lick. Here

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<v Speaker 1>you go, pal, thank you, sport, You're welcome, and one

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<v Speaker 1>two decent Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Three a welcome surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really good. Yeah, this is like a cross

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<v Speaker 1>between Nutter butter, cereal and something else. But it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Four balls, four balls, Yes, yep, I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good taste.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see honeymoons in the store, what you need

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<v Speaker 1>to do is swipe them off, buy them all and

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<v Speaker 1>burn them, or just buy peanut butter and cocoa moons.

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<v Speaker 1>That's some one that you're looking for. Oh wait, a second,

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<v Speaker 1>where is it? Because I found it for you. This

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<v Speaker 1>is this goes way back? You want this burned? Here

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<v Speaker 1>you go, yes' cerealncinerator honeymoons, goodbye. Oh but wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of liked it a little bit too bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already burned.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. We just burned the box, not the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to serial Killers. This has been

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<v Speaker 1>episode ninety seven. Yes, yeah, so please try to have

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<v Speaker 1>a nice weekend. We'll be back on Monday with some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of episode ninety eight. Don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, we have to start planning our hundredth episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's coming soon, three episodes away. Maybe episode one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>will have a sponsor. Who knows, I would hope. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to serial Killers sponsored by Babee. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, purel. No, why would they sponsor a cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. Plus you can't buy it anymore any exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe you can by now hopefully those are kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cool now exactly, I don't But if they're bad,

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<v Speaker 1>we're so sorry. We're not making fun. Yeah, so thank

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<v Speaker 3>world currently.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, now, unfortunately this is done, so back to the

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<v Speaker 1>bad news. Yeah right, yeah, I don't know, we gotta go. Sorry, Well,

0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.440
<v Speaker 1>this is our last one sky which what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>There'll be one on Monday. Something will be on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>but I get to be with you. That's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be back by then. You're right, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna think positive. Monday will be fun no matter what.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you then. Please try to have a nice weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>stay safe, wash your hands, and until then, crush banter.

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<v Speaker 2>Banter, banter, banter, banter, panter.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to say something Hi, all right, thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>B