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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.

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Speaker 7: Joy, they have shot.

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Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out

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Speaker 5: the water. Then a gap come come out.

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Speaker 9: You'll think, ah huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 10: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,

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Speaker 10: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 10: radio show. Okay, here we go today, folks. This is

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Speaker 10: a good one because today I want to share with

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Speaker 10: you something that affects every living soul, and that one

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Speaker 10: thing is your attitude.

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Speaker 2: This affects everyone. It is your attitude. You know.

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Speaker 10: I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but I

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Speaker 10: mean many of you who listen and know this, But

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Speaker 10: there are a lot of people who don't understand a

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Speaker 10: positive attitude can bring about a change. A positive attitude

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Speaker 10: can bring about a change. Well, now here we go

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Speaker 10: with the nay says, well, Steve, what you mean if

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Speaker 10: I'm just positive being chain of my mama gone? What

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Speaker 10: me being positive got to do with that? Okay, Now

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Speaker 10: listen to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, okay, Steve,

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Speaker 10: I hear you saying that, But they done fired me.

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Speaker 10: So now what does my having a positive attitude have

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Speaker 10: to do with the fact that they fired me? Well,

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Speaker 10: one more time, A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, Steve,

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Speaker 10: I set up in here and gave eight nine, twelve

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Speaker 10: years of my life to this man and he just

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Speaker 10: he cheated on me and walked out. Now what does

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Speaker 10: me being positive have to do with him cheating on me?

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Speaker 10: How that's gonna change that? Okay, here we go again.

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Speaker 10: A positive attitude can bring about change. Now listen to

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Speaker 10: the whole thing. Now, the positive attitude and the change

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Speaker 10: that can happen starts to start. It starts within you. See,

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Speaker 10: life is ten percent of what happens, is ninety percent

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Speaker 10: what you do about what happens. Okay, you gave twelve

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Speaker 10: years of your life to this man. He cheated and

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Speaker 10: left you holding the bag, the kids and everything. Now

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Speaker 10: what does being positive have to do with changing that?

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Speaker 10: Or they came in and they fired you, You lost

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Speaker 10: your job, that you was a stellar performer, at But now,

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Speaker 10: how does you have a positive attitude?

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Speaker 2: How does that change things for you? So far?

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Speaker 10: You can use any example. Here's what happens when you

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Speaker 10: have a positive attitude. What it produces within you is

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Speaker 10: a positive approach to life. And when you have a

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Speaker 10: positive attitude and a positive approach to life, it causes

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Speaker 10: you to be optimistic, to have a positive out look,

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Speaker 10: to expect things to eventually turn around and turn into

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Speaker 10: a positive That's very important because as the law of

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Speaker 10: attraction comes into play, if you think positive thoughts, you

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Speaker 10: attract positive things.

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Speaker 2: If you think.

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Speaker 10: Evil thoughts, you attract evil to you. You know, if

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Speaker 10: you want for nothing, then nothing comes your way. If

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Speaker 10: you want for positive attitude, if you want for positive results,

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Speaker 10: if you want for a great outcome, that's what you

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Speaker 10: attract to you. The change will begin within you. So

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Speaker 10: left you hold in the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay,

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Speaker 10: two things have happened that's positive.

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Speaker 11: Here.

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Speaker 2: Number one, you've rided.

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Speaker 10: Yourself of someone who is obviously going to be, if

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Speaker 10: not already been, toxic in your life, cause you many

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Speaker 10: restless nights, a lot of uncomfortable, feelings of uneasiness, not

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Speaker 10: sure insecurity. You've been going through it with this person,

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Speaker 10: whoever they are. Number One, that person has been released

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Speaker 10: from your life. Number Two, it allows you now to

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Speaker 10: That's the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way. That's when

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Speaker 10: you're a positive person. You see the positive in things

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Speaker 2: A old woe is me?

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Speaker 10: Now concept see a positive attitude. When they came in

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Speaker 10: this not have been just the opening you needed to

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Speaker 10: the perfect opportunity now for you to finally finally do

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Speaker 10: something about that gift, about that talent that God gave you,

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Speaker 10: that thing that you love to do. Could it not

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Speaker 10: be the perfect time for you to pursue that? But

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Speaker 10: if you don't have a positive attitude, then you lay there. Oh,

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Speaker 10: they finish come get in my house. Oh what I'm

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Speaker 10: gonna do now? Oh, this unemployment ain't enough. Oh Lord,

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Speaker 10: when this unemployment run out, what am I gonna do?

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Speaker 10: Then I won't have nothing? And you old woe is

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Speaker 10: me until you become old woe is me. But if

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Speaker 10: you take it from the positive approach, some amazing things

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Speaker 10: can happen in your life. I will tell you on

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Speaker 10: a personal note that some of the most some of

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Speaker 10: the best changes, some of the biggest moments in my

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Speaker 10: life came after a loss. So I don't want to

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Speaker 10: go down the list, but boy, I could tell you.

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Speaker 10: Let me let me tell you something. When they didn't

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Speaker 10: didn't when they were it was sick of the way

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Speaker 10: And two thousand and five, when did when? When my

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Speaker 10: look what happened though? Yeah, I was gone in May.

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Speaker 10: But in September nineteenth I started to Steve Harvey Radio

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Speaker 10: Network with four cities.

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Speaker 9: You see.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't go old woe was me?

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Speaker 10: I said, Oh, okay, God must have something else from

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Speaker 10: it in because if he didn't remove me from this,

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Speaker 10: That must be something else. Same thing can happen when

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Speaker 10: you lose and you break up in a relationship. Same

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Speaker 10: thing can happen to you. You never know the one

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Speaker 10: God God for you. Now Here you go, Here you

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Speaker 10: go again. Now you get put into a situation where

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Speaker 10: provide you the whole lot of aspects of your life

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Speaker 10: you knew nothing about prior to that.

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Speaker 2: But you gotta stay positive.

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Speaker 10: If you stay positive, that positive attitude, that optimistic outlook,

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Speaker 10: that that that always thinking God got me no matter

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Speaker 10: what happened to me, some amazing things that's gonna will

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Speaker 10: happen in your life.

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Speaker 2: It's a fact. I don't know how it works that way.

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Speaker 2: I just know that's what it is.

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Speaker 10: Positive attitude is everything, y'all. So get off the old

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Speaker 10: woe is Me negativity train because it ain't gonna take

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Speaker 10: you nowhere but down and get get your outlook up.

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Speaker 10: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. Altitude

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Speaker 10: is determined by your attitude. How high you go, how

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Speaker 10: on how you think. It all depends on what type

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Speaker 10: of attitude you got. Ain't no, ain't no very very successful,

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Speaker 10: super negative people. It just doesn't coincide the way if

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Speaker 10: and don't worry. You ain't gotta worry about it because

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Speaker 10: you ain't gonna see him long because you can't stay

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Speaker 2: It's just too hard, all right. That's the conversation.

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 10: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's

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Speaker 10: gonna start like this.

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Speaker 9: One two, one two three.

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Speaker 2: I can turn a gray sky blue.

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Speaker 9: Whenever I wanted.

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Speaker 3: The castle.

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Speaker 1: I'm a single grade of sun.

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Speaker 10: I can make a ship sail on dry land. But

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Speaker 10: my life is incomplete, and I'm so blue.

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Speaker 2: Cause I.

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Speaker 10: Can't get next can't get next to you, girl, I

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Speaker 10: can't get next to you.

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Speaker 2: Can fly like a bird in the sky. God boy,

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Speaker 2: So I can hit that.

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Speaker 12: That was for me.

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Speaker 10: I already care how you felt that was for me?

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Speaker 10: That boy some damn Yep, that was the truth, Dennis.

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Speaker 10: It was my dude, I like David Ruffing, Yeah, what

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Speaker 10: how could you not?

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Speaker 9: What was bad?

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Speaker 13: Boy?

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Speaker 9: Now let me do it for you, Steve.

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Speaker 4: I'm David ruffing indeed.

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Speaker 8: That they wanted.

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Speaker 1: He wanted to have his name up front to Diana.

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Speaker 9: You know you nobody to come and see you what

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Speaker 9: it was.

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Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, Steve, Thanks for that one.

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Speaker 9: I like that one real.

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Speaker 1: You know how I feel about them tempts, baby, Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Julia Dinnis.

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Speaker 4: It was always singing.

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Speaker 9: Every damn.

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Speaker 12: Wall.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, m no, boy, Ball of confused, nephew, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it started up in the air.

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Speaker 14: Destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors, mind, clothes in demand,

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Speaker 14: population out of hand, suicide, too many bills, if it's

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Speaker 14: moving to the hills.

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Speaker 12: People all over the wall, shotting in the.

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Speaker 2: Wall and played over. Boy, I memorized Ball of confusion.

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Speaker 2: That was hut Man.

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Speaker 12: For two four two vote for me, Now set you free,

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Speaker 12: Wrap on brother, wrap on.

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Speaker 2: Boy.

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Speaker 10: Well, got a good show for y'all today. We all

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Speaker 10: I'm reping. What do it do it today? I think

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna go play golf this week somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Okaywhere what does that mean?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I had enough. I had people at my house at

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Speaker 2: private jed out Man.

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Speaker 9: Yeah you can.

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Speaker 2: Showing him that he's gonna laying on the green watch't.

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Speaker 1: What hole, temmy, what hole?

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Speaker 15: He's gonna lay like right around the ninth hole just beside.

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Speaker 9: If you want to go back and play.

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Speaker 10: The back of that whole damn fairway up, you better

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Speaker 10: they better stretch it out because four hundred yards ain't enough.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll

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Speaker 1: hear from the nephews he runs that prank back right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It is time

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Speaker 1: now to run that prank back with the nephew.

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Speaker 9: What you got for his.

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Speaker 16: Nepturely, that's right here? Is I left my ring? All right,

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Speaker 16: let's go get doctor.

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Speaker 17: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach all you or missus

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Speaker 17: please all right, my name is doctor. I'm actually trying

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Speaker 17: to reach your husband Clarence. Is he Is he available?

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Speaker 16: College?

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Speaker 17: Uh? Well, I'm actually the surgeon that actually did the

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Speaker 17: procedure on removing his gallstones. Who how's he doing? As

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Speaker 17: But actually, when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very

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Speaker 17: Last boom, Hello, Hello, hello, mister, how you doing this?

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Speaker 17: Remember that, I will say this, Missus Clarence, I actually

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Speaker 17: And I tell you, man, I've been without my ring

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Speaker 17: I mean, you know, I realized your wife might be upsetated.

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Speaker 17: This won't take the seconds is to actually for me

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Speaker 17: It won't take but a minute. I mean, you still

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Speaker 17: have the same incisions there. I can go right back

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Speaker 19: Go back into the same and you're gonna operate again.

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Speaker 19: If you cut me, Oh sure, I promise you, you

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Speaker 17: That quick one.

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Speaker 19: Okay, but let me ask you this.

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Speaker 17: My wife. My wife is about to go crazy. I'm

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Speaker 17: I'm pretty I'm a pretty good guy here, but I mean,

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Speaker 17: you know, do you all have math practice in shirts?

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Speaker 19: And sorry, we have plenty of insurance.

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Speaker 17: You know. It's really more about what I'm going through

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Speaker 17: much here at this point. I mean, no one actually

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Speaker 17: that's that's eighteen carre go. That's not gonna infect you

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Speaker 17: I mean, I I just I mean, I didn't even

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Speaker 19: Core form up against your nose and.

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Speaker 17: Knock you out in order to perform this procedure to

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Speaker 17: get my ring. Then damn it, that's what I gotta do.

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Speaker 19: Oh ho, hold on that.

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Speaker 17: That what I'm supposed to be doing while you're doing that.

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Speaker 20: You hear that what he said?

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Speaker 17: Come on, you know I'm not gonna stand for these

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Speaker 17: threats that you know that's your problem with your ring. Now.

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Speaker 17: You know, up until now everything was cool. Now you

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Speaker 17: I'm at home right now. You're at home with my ring.

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Speaker 17: You got my ring? You can time getting right now?

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Speaker 19: Okay, Now I don't I don't have a problem coming

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Speaker 17: There to get my ring because I want I need

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Speaker 17: my ring back. Let's do it. Come on over. Don't know, man,

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Speaker 17: we got something for you. Listen. I don't care what

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Speaker 19: You just told me I had it.

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Speaker 17: Did it's inside of me. Well, I's gonna say, sir,

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Speaker 17: I'm not gonna continue to go back and forth with you.

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Speaker 17: You're not gonna continue to do anything because you come

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Speaker 17: I'll tell you what. I don't want any problems out

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Speaker 2: I read you.

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Speaker 17: That's only gonna take thirty minutes and everybody'll be happy

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Speaker 17: after that. You won't make a big car got prime down.

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Speaker 17: I understand everything you say. I got one more thing

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Speaker 17: Nephew Timmy, nephew tell me that you This is me

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Speaker 17: man Tommy, nephew Talma. Yeah, I got your rank. I'm

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Speaker 17: a whole man. You're messing with my heart talking about

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Speaker 17: let me let me speak to miss Dart, whoa miss?

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Speaker 17: Does you all right? Hey, miss Dart? I got one

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Speaker 17: more thing? Now, what is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: Time Now for USK. The c l O Chief Love

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Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey is in the building. This one CLO

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Speaker 10: That jail usually does it, jail Lisa ass woof and

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Speaker 10: act more like a father than try to act like

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Speaker 10: I don't want you embarrassing me. Would you focus on

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Speaker 1: All right, Celia, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Spears in New Orleans says, I'm in my mid thirties

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Speaker 1: What inspired you to go bald? How can I get

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Speaker 10: Well, first of all, Spears, let me help you out

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Speaker 10: with So you're thirty, you're not comfortable with the way

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Speaker 10: use the big fat ball head ugly ass man?

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Speaker 1: Where does that say that?

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Speaker 10: In the Lord?

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Speaker 2: It's in the letter and it's hitting. You have to

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm fairly large, man, fairly large.

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Speaker 9: That's fat.

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Speaker 10: Ache When a man saying I'm fairly large, what we're

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Speaker 1: See I'm a fair.

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Speaker 10: There's nothing wrong with that. It's just how we are

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Speaker 10: have one. Now, he's not attractive.

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Speaker 1: He didn't say that.

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Speaker 9: What what read?

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Speaker 2: Read the question?

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Speaker 1: That's secure enough? Not secure enough in my look?

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Speaker 9: There?

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Speaker 2: You go right there? What that means, Shirley, I'm not secure?

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Speaker 2: Look what that's ugly? That's what that is.

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Speaker 9: See.

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Speaker 10: I know what he's going through because I did it.

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Speaker 10: Listen to me, Spears, I was not secure in my looks.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, Cause I was.

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Speaker 17: I was.

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Speaker 9: I was ugly.

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Speaker 2: I still am technically, but I have fixed myself sexy

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Speaker 10: Myself well, I'm perfectly comfortable with my fat of the

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Speaker 2: Spears, let it go.

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Speaker 21: Don't fight this teddy peet am I right, Jay.

445
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Speaker 2: You're not going to win this fight.

446
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 22: That is not.

447
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Speaker 18: Bald is undefeated. Okay, they have never lost the matter

448
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 18: as Ball has never lost.

449
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 10: Man Baldess had has no cure. You can buy rogain

450
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 10: all you want to. You ain't, Finn, Dude, You have

451
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 10: a little fuzz at the top of your head. Dog,

452
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Speaker 10: shave your head, suck your stomach in your head first

453
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Speaker 10: of all, dog, Then get in the gym. You could

454
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Speaker 10: do something about that. Get in the gym.

455
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Speaker 2: Watch what you eat?

456
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Speaker 10: Did know eighty twenty died man, eighty percent healthy, twenty

457
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Speaker 10: percent do like you want to. One hundred and fifty

458
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Speaker 10: minutes of cardio a week. One hundred and fifty minutes

459
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Speaker 10: of cardio week. That's thirty minutes, five days a week.

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Speaker 2: You could do that, Spears, easy. Yeah.

461
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Speaker 1: No matter how much you exercise and ain't, he's.

462
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Speaker 10: Gonna be unattracted. That at least at least man be

463
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Speaker 10: cut and unattracted. That'll get you somebody.

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Speaker 1: Okay, fine, hopefully that'll boost your confidence.

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Speaker 9: Spears.

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Speaker 2: Can I add one more thing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, chah, it's gonna if.

468
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Speaker 2: You have enough money.

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Speaker 18: We don't know what your money thing is right now,

470
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 18: don't nobody care how much hell you got? Okay, trust

471
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Speaker 18: you on that?

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Speaker 17: All right? All right?

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Speaker 1: So Jason, since you're since you brought that up, why

474
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Speaker 1: don't you go ahead? I know you have a question

475
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Speaker 1: for the clo You know I do?

476
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Speaker 2: You know how I do?

477
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Speaker 18: How do you break loose from a lady who's paying

478
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 18: for every damn thing everything you own, but you just

479
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 18: don't like the relationship.

480
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: How do you break away?

481
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Speaker 10: There's an old say yeah, and I want every man

482
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Speaker 10: to listen to this. Okay, you can't snatch your head

483
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Speaker 10: out the line's mouth.

484
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Speaker 8: What does that mean?

485
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Speaker 1: To break that down? Steve, You can't.

486
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Speaker 10: Don't don't snatch your head head out the lines. If

487
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 10: your head is in the lion's mouth, you got to

488
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 10: ease it out. Don't jerk, couse it bite down. Yes,

489
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 10: it's in trouble.

490
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 2: Yeah you can.

491
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 10: You cannot snatch your head out the lines mouth. So

492
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 10: you got to ease out paying for everything.

493
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:27,239
Speaker 23: You got to slowly start miss you got, you got

494
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 23: to slow in form and other relationship you got you got.

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00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 2: You can't let her detect it, because if she detect.

496
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Speaker 9: What's that sound? Steve?

497
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Speaker 1: All right, cello, thank you as always for your graded.

498
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 2: By your fat, your ball headed, and you cut up.

499
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Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this.

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Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Well, Americans may not take all their vacation days. Everybody

503
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: on this show can can agree to that, except for

504
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Speaker 1: one person. I'm not talking about you this time.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Oh no, he take in summer. Yeah, you ain't

506
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 9: doing that with your.

507
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Speaker 1: Let me have it a week or whatever, vacation days,

508
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: sick days, whatever he could take off. He does it?

509
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: Is he sick of the sick days?

510
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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 9: Huh No, no this golf week?

512
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Speaker 2: Yeah, are you talking to me?

513
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Speaker 1: No, we're talking about you. Americans may not take all

514
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Speaker 1: their vacation days, but that does not mean that we

515
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: don't spend a lot of time thinking about those vacation days.

516
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Speaker 1: New research reveals that Americans spend about two hundred and

517
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Speaker 1: eighty four days of their life dreaming about being on vacation.

518
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Speaker 1: And we spend more than that's a lot of time.

519
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Speaker 1: Then we spend more more than one hundred and thirteen

520
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: hours every year thinking about being on a beach somewhere

521
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Speaker 1: and your vacation picks on social media. People don't like those.

522
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Speaker 1: They do not stop the base up. Yes, yes, yes,

523
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: they make people jealous. They bring out there that one

524
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Speaker 1: and of their food. The study found that every day

525
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Speaker 1: the average person sees vacation pictures on social media. That

526
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: makes them mad. Okay, that's probably why thirty percent.

527
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, uh huh, nobody cares.

528
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Speaker 1: That's probably why thirty six percent of Americans admit they

529
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: put those vacation picks on social media to show people

530
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Speaker 1: just how great their lives are. So, Steve, you and

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Speaker 1: your wife Marjorie take wonderful vacations. Yeah, and we know

532
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: you guys ball till you fall when you go on vacation.

533
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Speaker 1: But we what we want to know is how do

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Speaker 1: you vacation on a budget? Before you got to where

535
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Speaker 1: you are now, how did you Well?

536
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Speaker 2: I just need to know, you know how much we're

537
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Speaker 2: talking about.

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Speaker 10: If you tell me what the budget is, Okay, there

539
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 10: are things I can recommend.

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Speaker 9: Let's do two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Okay, two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: For a family of four four Okay, that's.

543
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Speaker 2: Five hundred piece. Yeah, well, we ain't going nowhere.

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Speaker 9: What are you something like that?

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Speaker 10: Okay, all right here, let me change that. Yeah, we're

546
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Speaker 10: going to have to drive somewhere. We have to make

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Speaker 10: the gas budget be the how much okay, let me

548
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Speaker 10: as show how much it costs fill up for the

549
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Speaker 10: average tank right now? Six okay, so we need we

550
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Speaker 10: need to stay one gas tank going and one gas

551
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Speaker 10: tank coming. We're talking about one hundred and twenty dollars

552
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Speaker 10: out the budget. Okay, you know, man, we got to

553
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Speaker 10: stay within one tank. So we're talking about it's got

554
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Speaker 10: to be within three hundred miles. Now, if we're gonna

555
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Speaker 10: stay overnight, we got to get an economically feasible accommodation.

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Speaker 9: Okay.

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Speaker 2: These are stuff like comfort In sweets.

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Speaker 10: Now, reason you I would recommend comfort In because they

559
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 10: had a free breakfast. See that's saved money now, you know,

560
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 10: and they got free Wi Fi. So you gotta gotta

561
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Speaker 10: take this consideration. And if you stay at comfort In,

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Speaker 10: you get points. I'm just working with this two thousand.

563
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Speaker 10: So everybody room at fifty dollars a night. Would you

564
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Speaker 10: say that's fast?

565
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Speaker 2: Sixty?

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Speaker 10: So you need just two ruins, one for the kid,

567
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Speaker 10: you and a wife and room for the kids with

568
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Speaker 10: a connected dough and lead a damn dough Yeah, I

569
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Speaker 10: like yeah, so they don't burn that damn hotel down.

570
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 10: And then you got other issues. So we got two

571
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Speaker 10: rooms at let's say seventy dollars five dollars a night.

572
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Speaker 10: That's one hundred and fifty two nights. We're looking at

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Speaker 10: three hundred dollars in room. How many nights we're gonna

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Speaker 10: do two nights home? Well, I'm trying to I'm trying

575
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Speaker 10: to get it together. First, we got to stay somewhere,

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Speaker 10: do three fifty for rooms, and we got one hundred

577
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Speaker 10: and twenty on gas, about five fifty oh fifty something

578
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 10: like that. Hey, all right, now we got let's just

579
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Speaker 10: say we got fifteen hundred left.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's a nice amount of money. Did we

581
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Speaker 1: eat damn things?

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Speaker 20: We should make some sandwiches, Yeah, yeah, a pack of

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Speaker 20: cooler full of sandwiches, because but make sandwiches that stick,

584
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Speaker 20: peanut butter and jelly.

585
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 10: Saint gonna been a whole lot of ham now, peanut

586
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Speaker 10: but and jelly sandwiches, tomentus spread and sandwichesverbody to give

587
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 10: damn what you don't want, Just all We got to

588
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 10: eat pork skins and water. You gotta get something in

589
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 10: you that swim punk skins and water. I'm familiar with

590
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Speaker 10: all this.

591
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Speaker 2: This what we got.

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Speaker 10: We take bagging and porch skins and drink a bottle

593
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Speaker 10: of water. You ain't even gonna know your hum.

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Speaker 2: Damn not.

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Speaker 10: But at least they quit crying. All right now when

596
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Speaker 10: it got us a little something to eat.

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Speaker 16: The kids have stopped up. We gotta have some activities now.

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Speaker 16: Were going to.

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Speaker 10: Six flags where the day passed for everybody, or were

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Speaker 10: going to the zoo where you can really entertain kids

601
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Speaker 10: and keep it on the budget. All were going to

602
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Speaker 10: a state park, pull up at it where we can

603
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Speaker 10: barbecue out there and just let the kids run till

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Speaker 10: they drop in an open field, and you gotta put

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Speaker 10: your grill. What you only gonna stay there and watch

606
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Speaker 10: with yeah, on the other sideway from the car. Then

607
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 10: you run your kids to the car to get stuff

608
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Speaker 10: that helps zap the energy.

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Speaker 2: Out of their hand, okay, and give them something to do.

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Speaker 10: You can see the car from your barbecue grille, but

611
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 10: its way across the field, sitting the ass back and

612
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 10: forth across that field. About six trips and every time

613
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Speaker 10: you send them.

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Speaker 7: Say hell.

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Speaker 2: Wrong for this dog.

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Speaker 10: I know how.

617
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Speaker 2: You think you having phone because you're running.

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00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 10: In that field like that third trip back. They asked walking,

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Speaker 10: I saw her.

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Speaker 2: Walking through.

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Speaker 17: Me.

622
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Speaker 2: Put some responsibilities.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go.

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Speaker 8: You're listening.

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Speaker 1: Morning show time Now for a round of would you rather?

626
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Speaker 1: Would you rather end every single phone call with I

627
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: love you? Or accidentally call your partner the wrong name

628
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: during love making.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna end it. I'm gonna end it what I

630
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 9: love you. I'm not gonna calling no about the wrong name.

631
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Speaker 9: You calling my wife your wrong name? All be on

632
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 9: the phone with Jun. You're getting all the phone here.

633
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 9: I love you, I love you.

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00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 4: We're gonna be here that wrong name?

635
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 9: What about you, Steve?

636
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 10: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I'm just gonna

637
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 10: ended what I love Yeah, uh huh, everybody, every.

638
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 4: Fight night off chain, all right, don't call anybody the wrong.

639
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather date the celebrity of your choice, the

641
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: celebrity of your choice, or would you rather date the

642
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: hottest person you actually know?

643
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 9: Mm?

644
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 2: Hm, well B yeah B for me?

645
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 21: Yeah, I was eighty is more until your race started

646
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 21: dating the boy Martell.

647
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would so you're gonna you're gonna date the

648
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: hottest person you actually know, which is so temmy. We

649
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: know you're gonna date Hallie.

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00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 9: We know this all day, all day, every day.

651
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 9: Matter of fact, I bought to a lottery two. I

653
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 9: don't know if I want you, and I've got to

654
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 9: go see.

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00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 4: Oh lord, all right, all right?

656
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat mystery leftover it's from your work refrigerator? Okay,

657
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: not so fast. Or would you rather eat a strangers

658
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: leftover that they left on their plate at a restaurant?

659
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 5: Uh?

660
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 12: Both of.

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00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: Both of those, I'm not doing that one of them.

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00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: You gotta pick one. I'd write a stall work refrigerator

663
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: or strangers left.

664
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Speaker 15: Over un on that plate.

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00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 9: Plate in a restaurant at a restaurant? Now, yeah, nasty

666
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 9: refriger radios. And I saw a.

667
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 10: Dude eating off of a room service trade in the

668
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Speaker 10: hallway ones, no, no, I watched him set there and

669
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Speaker 10: some burger left.

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00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: He picked up up and ate it.

671
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 2: Man. Wow, But he was a guest, walked right on

672
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: up the hallway to his room. Okay.

673
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: Would you rather punch a wall with force or get

674
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: punched in the chest with full force? Punch a wall

675
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: with full force or get get punched in the chest

676
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: with full force?

677
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 2: Which one?

678
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 16: I don't know.

679
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 9: We don't know who were talking about punching this in

680
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 9: that chair? Who we We don't know.

681
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 2: If it's Marjorie, I'll take the punch in the chest.

682
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 20: All right.

683
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather?

684
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 16: Thank you?

685
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 8: Guys?

686
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: You're listening.

687
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 8: Morning show?

688
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, here's a here's the funny stories.

689
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 11: Uh.

690
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call

691
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: an old car a galoppe, and he said he knew

692
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: right away that that guy was old. So I got

693
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: to ask you. I got to ask Tommy and Jr.

694
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite old person words or phrases?

695
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: Things you've been hearing all your lives? You know that

696
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: old people say like geloppe? For instance, when.

697
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 9: Steve called somebody on drug a junkie.

698
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: You know.

699
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 4: My favorite?

700
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 9: I love it.

701
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 4: So you're comfortable with Steve.

702
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

703
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 9: I was talking to my brother the other day.

704
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: My brother say, man, I can't stay in that giant

705
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: ass turkey.

706
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Damn, bro, that's right out of the seventies ass turkey.

707
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: My brother still saying that.

708
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: What about you, Junior?

709
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 15: When old people say these old players. They say, boy,

710
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 15: if I had your hand, I cut mine off.

711
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: They got that from they all say it though your hand?

712
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 2: Why cut mine off? I'll tell you another one right here,

713
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 2: y'all want some hot water corn bread corn, hot water

714
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 2: coin bre Yeah, that's the oldest hell. How you want

715
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: you like? You like red eye gravy? Y'all still doing that?

716
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: Your favorite old people's sayings are phrases.

717
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 9: Mean between me and you and the fence post. I'm

718
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 9: gonna tell you something between me?

719
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 11: What what.

720
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: Like that?

721
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 2: You said?

722
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 9: Here tombet?

723
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 21: The old people said, I said, look at it looking

724
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 21: at me like a new calf standing at the goat

725
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 21: for that offense.

726
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 9: What they were saying?

727
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 11: That what.

728
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 15: They said, look at it looking at me like a

729
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 15: new calf, and that a new gate said, where do

730
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 15: you get that from?

731
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: I've never heard that one.

732
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 21: The new Gate live down in Brnham, Texas. I mean

733
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 21: to go down there there, said that's it, And I

734
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 21: can just go down there from.

735
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 9: My daddy brother, my daddy brother, uncle lewis h. You know,

736
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 9: I've been to hell in jail.

737
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: They both the same.

738
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 9: I put the orange jumping in. I didn't put the

739
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 9: orange jump in the flip flop down. What yeah, you

740
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 9: been the hell ain't jail.

741
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something.

742
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 10: Don't nothing, no nothing, be the hog head cheese.

743
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 4: So you're gonna stick with food, you.

744
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 10: Know, because that's oh you you can't even say that.

745
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 10: My children have no idea what that is? No hog

746
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 10: head cheese boy, you can't beat the hog head cheese head.

747
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 15: That's the fastest made to raise your blood pressure.

748
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 10: My children have never had that. My children have never

749
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 10: had chip lis never for what well, hell, they've never

750
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 10: been part. Let's just start there.

751
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 17: You go.

752
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 15: When old people say one in the hand beat two

753
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 15: in the bush, what does that mean?

754
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 13: That means?

755
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: Better go with what you got. Don't gonna mess with

756
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 2: something over there? You go with what you got? Yes,

757
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 2: the bush. See if you let the one in.

758
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 10: Your hand go and stick your hand in that bushing

759
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 10: and birds flo you ain't gonna handle damn.

760
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 2: Bro, I've never nothing.

761
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 9: Yeah that mean.

762
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 4: And you know where we used to hear it?

763
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: Mark my words mark because I said mark my words.

764
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 10: Mark my words means write this down because this wodn't happen.

765
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 10: If I can get you to use your head for

766
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 10: molding a hat wreck.

767
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 9: We're gonna be Yeah.

768
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: My mom used to say something about a chicken and

769
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: a pot and a window to throw it out. Have

770
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: you heard that same?

771
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 9: He got a pot to piss in the window to

772
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 9: throw it out.

773
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 8: At that's it chicken.

774
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: Talking.

775
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 9: He was bo y'all.

776
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 15: The chicken after was like, what Mom?

777
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 3: What are you saying? All right?

778
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 4: Coming up?

779
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 2: Stop all that piddling round?

780
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 9: Yes, what is the same thing as you can see you?

781
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 9: Come on, hir let's go. We got to go see

782
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 9: a man by the horse.

783
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: I thought it was a dog.

784
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 3: Okay.

785
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew will be here with the

786
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: prank phone call right after this, What.

787
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 9: Did you grow up?

788
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show?

789
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

790
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, subject

791
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: this young man has me weak in the knees. Okay,

792
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: all right, right now though, it's a nephew here with

793
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call.

794
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 8: What you got for us next?

795
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 9: I don't know yet.

796
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 16: I'm trying to go through my archives here, Shirley. Find something, uh,

797
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 16: aren't you?

798
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:43,479
Speaker 2: Yeah?

799
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 9: Yeah? That's best.

800
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 21: All my stuff written to day today and nothing on last.

801
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: Nothing junior.

802
00:43:54,680 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 9: Right, this is all filed. This is like library. These

803
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 9: pranks are a file. You know what I'm saying. This

804
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 9: is when you when you go to the what's that

805
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 9: thing you used to go to in the library with

806
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 9: and the oh my god, what is that called?

807
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 17: Yeah?

808
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 2: Hard catalog?

809
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 16: Yeah, pull it up and it's a screen that first

810
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 16: time we was really looking at a screen right there.

811
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 2: That's that's right there.

812
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 22: But anyways, it's those kind of archives. Okay, yes, it's

813
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 22: those kind of archives. But anyway, this is right here

814
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 22: is church parking lot, Church parking lot. I'm looking at

815
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 22: it right here in the files, Church parking lot. Okay,

816
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 22: it's written in pencil with a number two pencils Church.

817
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 2: They represents from Trump.

818
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 16: He got a prank in here? What is he doing

819
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 16: with a prank in there? Church parking lot? Let's go

820
00:44:58,520 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 16: catch them.

821
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 24: Hello, this is Brendon.

822
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 16: Uh yeah, Brendan. Hey, I'm trying to reach you. How

823
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 16: you doing, uh Britain. I want to make sure I

824
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 16: got the right person. You're the person that uh you

825
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 16: work at the at the first of all, I go

826
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 16: to uh, my name, my name Calvin Brother, Calvin Brother.

827
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 9: I go to Saint Missionary Baptist Church where.

828
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 17: You yeah, so yeah, so everything all right.

829
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 16: Everything's fine. That I got a little issue and I'm

830
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 16: trying to get to the bottom of it.

831
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 13: Now.

832
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 16: You work in the before service start. You work in

833
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 16: the parking lot on and yeah, and you tell people

834
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 16: where the park and stuff right right right?

835
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 24: Would you looking for some employment? You want to you

836
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 24: want to join us?

837
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 13: No?

838
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 16: No, no, what to see the issue I got, man,

839
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 16: I've been dealing with this probably about the last two

840
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 16: months now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.

841
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 16: So the problem is when I come to the church

842
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,919
Speaker 16: last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming

843
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 16: like my my my, my regular card and broke down

844
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 16: on me. So I had I got an old van

845
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 16: that I've been yeah, yeah, you know, I got an

846
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 16: old van and I've been using to get around in

847
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 16: so now for the last two months, I've been riding

848
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 16: in it when I come into the church. You know you,

849
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 16: and I find out who you were, but you keep

850
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 16: sending me to the back of the parking lot.

851
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 9: And then but you know, I noticed, no bro not

852
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 9: on the real so you sending me to the back,

853
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 9: and I'm noticing when I see cars as like two

854
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 9: ten twenty fifteen cars.

855
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 17: Well, brother, well.

856
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 24: Listen, we don't have no set place where we put model.

857
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 17: Car, you know.

858
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 24: I just I just direct the traffic.

859
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 16: Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me for

860
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 16: the last two months you just direct traffic. But you

861
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 16: got but you directed me to the back every time.

862
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 16: But a car behind me or a car in front

863
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 16: of me, it'll be going.

864
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: To the front.

865
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 24: Now where you're getting this information from me?

866
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 9: I haven't seen you man send people to the front

867
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 9: to park. I have seen you do No.

868
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 24: No, I just I just put you know, the bigger

869
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 24: vehicles in the in the back and uh certain you

870
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 24: know we it's really no schedule. If you come in,

871
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 24: I just I just direct you to the right of

872
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 24: the left. It's really nothing to it.

873
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 9: Really, So you're not trying to say so my my

874
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 9: van being raggedy. It ain't the reason why I'm.

875
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 24: Being no no, no, no, no no, that's not what

876
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 24: we're about.

877
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: Now.

878
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 24: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. I mean, so

879
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 24: I guess this Sunday.

880
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 16: Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,

881
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 16: gonna make sure no, no, let me tell you right

882
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 16: now when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna

883
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 16: tell you right now, if I get sent to the back,

884
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 16: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be No,

885
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 16: it's gonna be a problem if I get said to

886
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 16: the back.

887
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 24: You know now, you don't have to cut up just this,

888
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 24: Calm down. It's not it's not that serious.

889
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 9: No, it is serious. Already know.

890
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 16: I know I got a ragged ass, Maan, I know that.

891
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 16: I know that, but I do see that's the reason

892
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 16: why I'm getting sent to the back. And I know

893
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,479
Speaker 16: it because the car I had before y'all was sending

894
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 16: me up front. So already know I'm just saying. I'm

895
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 16: telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now,

896
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 16: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent.

897
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: To the back.

898
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 24: Brother, you just singled me out.

899
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 16: And no, no, you know I didn't single you out.

900
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 16: You You are the person that has been sending me to.

901
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 24: The back, dude, No, No, I haven't.

902
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 9: Hey, man, why you why are you sending.

903
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 16: Why are you accusing me of I'm because I didn't

904
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 16: seen it.

905
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 17: No, you are, you're calling me.

906
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 24: You're calling me out of the blue, and you accuse

907
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 24: me of something that I'm not doing.

908
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 16: You just sent my ragged ass vand to the back.

909
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 16: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,

910
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 16: you have done.

911
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 9: It, Yes, yes you have. You sent all the pretty

912
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 9: cars up front. That's what you're doing. But I tell

913
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 9: you what comes sound is gonna be a problem.

914
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 24: Now listen, we we we can meet up at it

915
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 24: up there before any cars get there.

916
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 17: How about that.

917
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 16: I don't care how you want to do it, Brenda, No,

918
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 16: you actually do know how you want to do it,

919
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 16: So bring it then.

920
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm letting you know my car.

921
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, my van gonna build.

922
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 17: Come you bent your van? It's me and you.

923
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 24: How about that? You want you and you want to

924
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 24: talk tough tony stuff.

925
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 9: Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up now?

926
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 24: All right, so now like you already did, so, I

927
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 24: guess I'm matching.

928
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 9: Okay, well, no, probule, I'm doing all.

929
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 24: Listen, brother, brother, listen, you're not gonna call my phone

930
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 24: and threaten me and tell me what you what you

931
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 24: think I did When I didn't do it.

932
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 9: I told you, man, you've been sending me to.

933
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 2: The damn back man, that's what we passed.

934
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 17: What you thought?

935
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: Okay, that what it is.

936
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 9: No, it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan,

937
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 9: it's what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't send.

938
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 17: Where you at right now?

939
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 9: Okay? You know you know wing got work?

940
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 13: You know what.

941
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 9: I'll tell you what you are right now, come sunny.

942
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 9: That's that's then, brend No.

943
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 17: No, no, no, no, no no. How about what you're

944
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 17: doing right now?

945
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 9: What your man? What I'm doing right now? I'm at

946
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 9: work right now?

947
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 24: Oh oh so you at work calling me about some

948
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 24: bull the spot.

949
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 9: Oh okay, oh look at the cussing Christian Now look

950
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 9: at you.

951
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 24: No, look at the cuss no you no, no, no,

952
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 24: matter of fact you Okay, if you want to do something,

953
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 24: let's do it now parking lot.

954
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 17: I don't, I don't care.

955
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 24: We'll be at okay, okay, gonna That's one thing you're

956
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 24: not gonna do is disrespect me. I'm telling you that

957
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 24: right now. Brother Calvin, you bring I'm gonna hold you

958
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 24: like a wet piece of paper.

959
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 17: You don't know who you with. Okay.

960
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 24: I didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm just

961
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 24: in the church trying to get my life together and

962
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 24: you said you're just gonna talk to me. You got

963
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 24: another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that right now.

964
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 24: So if you want to get it off, meet me

965
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 24: in the parking lot right now. I give you an

966
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 24: hour to get there your.

967
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 9: Piece of tonight.

968
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 16: Now you're trying to scare me with your with your background.

969
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 16: What it is you're trying to scare me with your

970
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 16: background or something like EVI then you I ain't know

971
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 16: you had been in jail.

972
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 24: With the wrong one.

973
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 16: I'm just gonna say this, do you know less that

974
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 16: that also he also had a cars parking.

975
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 24: Would you dry by yourself out of this about No,

976
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 24: you're talking about I know a lesson?

977
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to

978
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 16: call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning. Brenda,

979
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 16: your boy Lester in the parking lot, got me the

980
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 16: frank call.

981
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 24: A y'all got me out here talking reckless.

982
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 9: Cast over here.

983
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 16: This for hanging in there, brother, and then do this

984
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 16: for me. Man, Tell me this what is the baddest

985
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 16: and I mean the baddest radio show in.

986
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 24: The last man Steve Harvey Radio Man, Hey.

987
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 9: Man, if you see somebody's Sunday pull up in the van,

988
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 9: show them some love. But you show them some love.

989
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 24: I might have to call out this week, but my

990
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 24: heart can tell you.

991
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 2: I think I did that thing right now.

992
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

993
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 9: You know, I preacher say they preached that.

994
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 2: Thing this morning. I prank that thing this morning.

995
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 13: You know what I mean?

996
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: Praising worship time, guys.

997
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 11: Come on, oh here, Shirley, prankin worship, rank and worship boy.

998
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 11: I might have some if it passes around the globe.

999
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 11: Let me come and do prank and worship.

1000
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 9: Is that right there? All right?

1001
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next to Strawberry Letter subject

1002
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: this young man has me weak in the knees. We'll

1003
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

1004
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if

1005
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more.

1006
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot

1007
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

1008
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 1: your letter just like this right here, right now.

1009
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 9: Michael up, hold on tight, We got it for you here.

1010
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 9: It is Strawberry Letter.

1011
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew, subject. This young man has me weak

1012
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: in the knees. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a sixty

1013
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: three year old black woman and I've never been married

1014
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: and I don't have any children. I was raised to

1015
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: believe that sex outside of marriage was wrong, so I

1016
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: didn't have sex until I was thirty two years old.

1017
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: It was never that exciting to me, so I did

1018
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: not put much effort into having a great sex life.

1019
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: I always met and dated great guys, but they would

1020
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: all tell me that I had no passion or promise

1021
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. For that same reason, I have never

1022
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,439
Speaker 1: had an orgasm until this year. I met a forty

1023
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: two year old man and we hit it off. I

1024
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: didn't think i'd fall for him, so I never told

1025
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: him my age or my sexual history. The first time

1026
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: we were intimate, he didn't care how inexperienced I was.

1027
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: He did all of the work and I had several

1028
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: out of body experiences with him. I can honestly say

1029
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: that I have been missing out on something magical. I

1030
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: could not get enough of this man, But there's just

1031
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: one little problem. I'm ashamed of him. He's a thug

1032
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: and he owns a barbershop, so he is always in

1033
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: jeans and a hoodie or T shirt. I can usually

1034
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: hear his music before he pulls up in my driveway.

1035
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: My neighbors have seen him come and go, and I

1036
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: know it looks strange that he leaves late at night.

1037
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: I can't let any of my friends or family know

1038
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: about him. He says he is not seeing anyone else

1039
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: and that I'm special to him. I may be hypnotized

1040
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: by the sex, but I really enjoy talking to him too.

1041
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: He's got his head on straight and he takes care

1042
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: of his business. Is this man out of my league

1043
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: and I need to leave him where I found him?

1044
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: Or is it okay to have a secret maintenance man?

1045
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: I have a lot of catching up to do.

1046
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 2: Yes, you do.

1047
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: First of all, why do you think you have to

1048
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: keep him a secret. I mean, you are sixty three

1049
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: years old. That means you are good and grown. So

1050
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: what you do is your business. I mean you don't

1051
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: have to explain it to anyone. You don't have any kids.

1052
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm amazed that your life is not your own right now.

1053
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is you're letting all

1054
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: these other people what they think and say run you

1055
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: because you don't want them to meet him. He's a

1056
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: secret to you and all of that. I mean, you

1057
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 1: want to keep him a secret. You said you're ashamed

1058
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: of him. Why why are you ashamed of him because

1059
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 1: the age difference or because you think he's a thug?

1060
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: You call him a thug. Why do you call him

1061
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: a thug because he wears jeans and a hoodie? I

1062
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: don't understand. Then you say near the end of the

1063
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: letter that he has his head on straight, You like

1064
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,479
Speaker 1: talking to him, he takes care of business. So which

1065
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: is it? Is he a thug or does he have

1066
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: his head on straight and take care of business and

1067
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: you like talking to him? You know, what do you

1068
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: want for yourself? I think you just need to really

1069
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: sit down and make up your mind at sixty three

1070
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: so you can go ahead and live your life. You

1071
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: have to have a say in your own life. And

1072
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: how you know, without all these other people in your business,

1073
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: you've already missed out on a lot. Like you said

1074
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 1: at the end of your letter, you have a lot

1075
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: of catching up to do.

1076
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 8: Yes, you do a whole lot.

1077
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: So let's start now.

1078
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 2: Steve, Well, I know what's really going on here.

1079
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 10: Sixty three year old black woman never been married, ain't

1080
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 10: got no kids.

1081
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 9: You was raised right, bleed.

1082
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 10: It's sex outside the managers. Wrong, everybody don't heard that one.

1083
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 10: It's supposed to be a seein. It's called for nication.

1084
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 10: But we already know that there's everybody seeing. So I

1085
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 10: ain't have sex to ours thirty two? What never that

1086
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 10: exciting to me? I ain't put a lot of effort

1087
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 10: into it. I just pretty much just laid over there,

1088
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 10: you know, and then uh yeah, have some great guys,

1089
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 10: but they all, everybody, all of them told you you

1090
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 10: ain't got no passion because you were just laying Now,

1091
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 10: oh ma'am. See, when you don't have passion, you need something,

1092
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 10: noises something. You got to reach over and spank some something,

1093
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 10: got to try something, got to talk back, got to

1094
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 10: just holler out something.

1095
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: We need something.

1096
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 10: You just over there, just taking breath, deep breath, like

1097
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 10: when it's you gonna be to you know what I mean?

1098
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 10: We need something. You know, you know you're sixty three

1099
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 10: years old. You could have just you know, called out

1100
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 10: some old nets, satchel anything. You know, you need something,

1101
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 10: You you need something. But she's sixty three now, I

1102
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 10: know you know it's just we need something. You just

1103
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 10: laying up there.

1104
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 4: What's the next.

1105
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 25: Satchel Neil Maya, you know, you know something you know

1106
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 25: called after the practice, say some old.

1107
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 9: Lass name hell and so you know it would have helped.

1108
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 10: Now for that reason, she said, I've never had an

1109
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 10: orgasm until this year. Here we go, met this forty

1110
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 10: two old man and we hit it off. I ain't

1111
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 10: think I fall for him, so I never told him

1112
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 10: my age on my sexual history.

1113
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 2: First time we was intimate, he didn't care how experienced

1114
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 10: He did all the work, and I had several out

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00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 10: of body experiences with him.

1117
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 2: This is what this whole damn letter about.

1118
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 10: Several out of body experiences with him. Every woman listening

1119
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 10: is picked back when you said several out of body experiences?

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Speaker 2: Could I what all?

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00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: We won't hold on, Steve. We'll have part two of

1122
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: your response coming up in twenty three minutes after the

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Speaker 1: our subject, this young man has been weak in the knees.

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00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.

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00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 8: You're listening hardy morning show.

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00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's truck ferry letter.

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00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 1: Carla is still laughing. The sixty young man has me

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00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: weak in the knees.

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00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 10: This lady sixty three, black lady, ain't never been mad,

1130
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 10: had no kids, didn't have sex till she was thirty two.

1131
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 10: Wasn't that exciting? She ain't put a lot of effort

1132
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 10: into it. Everybody she have a dated told her that

1133
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 10: she just you know, laying there.

1134
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 2: She just you ain't got no passion or promise in

1135
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 2: the bedroom.

1136
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 10: Let I mean like you when they tell you ain't

1137
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 10: got no promise in the bedroom, I mean like you

1138
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 10: ain't even prying to put forth no effort. I'm told

1139
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 10: you that's several old names. You could have been hollering out.

1140
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 10: Try something, reach around there and spanking a little bit,

1141
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 10: give him some type of carriagement, you know, bite him

1142
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 10: on his shoulder, give.

1143
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 2: Him something, you know, dig your nails in the center

1144
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 2: of his back. You don't call out names. Aaron hiffers

1145
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 2: a wrong nameby.

1146
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 9: That's a rush.

1147
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 10: You know more, you know, and just something to give

1148
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 10: a man, some type of inkling that.

1149
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 9: You that you then carriage me.

1150
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 10: And you know, but the first time we was intimate,

1151
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 10: you met this forty two, your man, and first time

1152
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 10: we was intimate, you never told in your age or

1153
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 10: your sexual history. He didn't care how inexperienced.

1154
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 22: I was.

1155
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 10: He did all the work, and I had several out

1156
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 10: of body experiences.

1157
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 2: That's what this whole damn letter about. I don't know

1158
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 2: what you wrote for, but I know it. Just let him.

1159
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 2: It's them out of body experiences. See, he did all

1160
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 2: the work. He You was delaying there doing your usual nothing,

1161
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 2: but homeboy was in there.

1162
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 3: Turn it.

1163
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 10: Re angling, pulling. Yeah, come on coming in hard left.

1164
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 10: I'm talking about just go low and then cut make

1165
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,919
Speaker 10: a turn upward. He was in there, and you had

1166
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 10: several out of body experiences.

1167
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 2: But there's just one little problem. I'm ashamed of him.

1168
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 10: He's a thug and he owns a barber shop, so

1169
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,959
Speaker 10: he always in jeans, a hoodie or T shirt.

1170
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 9: What you care?

1171
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 10: This ain't about you going nowhere. This about he come over.

1172
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 10: The neighbors have seen him come and go, and I

1173
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 10: know it looks strange. He leaves late at night.

1174
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 2: He get that late.

1175
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 7: You know what this is.

1176
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 10: But see you know what you get doing. You trying

1177
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 10: to talk yourself out of this too. Quit talking yourself

1178
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 10: out of every damn thing. You have had several out

1179
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 10: of body experiences, that's what this is. This ain't your

1180
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 10: soul mate. This is just somebody who is giving you

1181
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 10: some moments before.

1182
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 9: Your ass leave him.

1183
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 3: My dump.

1184
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 7: Go on it, myrtle.

1185
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: You're sixty three years old. Mom, I'm just gonna give

1186
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 2: up a name.

1187
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 13: We deal it.

1188
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 2: We do it with old ass ladies.

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01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 10: Here, myrtle, listen to me. You ain't got to be

1190
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 10: proud of him. Here a thug, he own a barber shop.

1191
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 10: He pull up in a when you neighbors have seen

1192
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 10: him come and go, it looks strange.

1193
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 2: He leave it now. I can't let any of your

1194
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 2: friends know about him.

1195
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 9: Family.

1196
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 10: Why he said he ain't seeing anyone else and I'm

1197
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 10: special to him.

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01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 2: That's not true.

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Speaker 10: How he ain't seeing nobody else. Ain't no man forty

1200
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 10: some years old ain't seen nothing. All them out of

1201
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 10: body experiences you have. How you think he learned how

1202
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 10: to do it?

1203
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 2: That ain't at the house by your self practice. I

1204
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 2: can tell you that right now.

1205
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 10: When you passing out out of body experiences, it's because

1206
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 10: you know how to.

1207
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 2: Bring everybody out they body.

1208
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 10: You done, roll some eyes in the back of the

1209
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 10: head and open your eyes and saw it went okay,

1210
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 10: that's the move.

1211
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:49,439
Speaker 12: Check.

1212
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 10: Make let me mark that down. That's how you get experienced.

1213
01:03:56,440 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 10: I may be hypnotized by the sex you think. You

1214
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 10: ask any woman has a man given them out of

1215
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,479
Speaker 10: body experience? And they asked him? Was they hypnotized? Girl

1216
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 10: in a damn trance? Children of a coin? They're walking

1217
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 10: dead Chainsaw massacre, Hell Thriller video Michael Jackson. Everybody came

1218
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 10: out the ground started clapping. He got his head on straight,

1219
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 10: and I really enjoy talking to him. Yeah, he got

1220
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 10: his head on straight, and he take care of his business.

1221
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 1: Is this man out of my lead?

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01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 17: No?

1223
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 10: No, he ain't out your lead? Here in your house,

1224
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 10: here in your bed? How he out your leave? And

1225
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 10: I need to leave him where I found it?

1226
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 2: Where did you find him?

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01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 17: You know?

1228
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 2: She a barber?

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01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 10: Here a barber, and here a thug. Where was you

1230
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 10: at myrtle where you met the barber and the thug?

1231
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 10: Or is it okay to have a secret maintenance man?

1232
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 8: You got one?

1233
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 2: Don't it feel okay going to have yourself?

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01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 10: So you ain't never been married, you ain't got no kids.

1235
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 10: You to talk yourself out of everything your whole life. Man,

1236
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 10: let him come thoo down.

1237
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 3: Yes, do what you do?

1238
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 2: They hands on that.

1239
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.

1240
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey FM and.

1241
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 8: And second donation.

1242
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: Don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on

1243
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: demand as well.

1244
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1245
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 1: It is time now to check Steve's voicemails and if

1246
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: you want to leave a message for Steve and please

1247
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: do we welcome you eight seven seven twenty nine Steve

1248
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, Are you ready?

1249
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:49,440
Speaker 2: Steve?

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01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 11: Here?

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01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: This color is a single mom who just need some

1252
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: dating advice Steve.

1253
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 26: This message is wellos A question names yasmine, we'll just

1254
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 26: leave it at my first name. And my question is

1255
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 26: how does a young single mother deal with the dating

1256
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,959
Speaker 26: world out there when she starts to realize that most

1257
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 26: men don't want to date a single mother, nor do

1258
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,479
Speaker 26: they really want to give her.

1259
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 13: A chance, because I guess they're passing judgment on her.

1260
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 13: I'm the mother of twins.

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01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 26: They're still very small, they are only three years old,

1262
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 26: born a girl. And I really like this guy and

1263
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 26: he's a great person, very successful. I'm very successful as.

1264
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 13: Well, but he doesn't want to take her to the

1265
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 13: next level because I'm a single mother and I'd just

1266
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,560
Speaker 13: like to know what Steve Steve Harvey's opinion is, what

1267
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 13: I should do, how I should handle this, because it's

1268
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 13: really it's very discouraging.

1269
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, don't be discouraged.

1270
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 10: Don't place the label on yourself the fact that you

1271
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 10: are a single mother that no one wants you, because

1272
01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 10: that's not the case. Surely was a single mother found

1273
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 10: love again. Marjorie was a single mother of three found

1274
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 10: love again. There are millions of cases of people out there.

1275
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 10: So first things first, don't put that on yourself. Don't

1276
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 10: bring that negativity in your existence, and don't put it

1277
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 10: out there in the aura in the universe.

1278
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 2: You are fine.

1279
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 10: Just like he was attracted to you, someone else will

1280
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 10: be attracted to you and will be mature enough to

1281
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 10: understand that you are a package.

1282
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 2: You are a very successful and attractive package.

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01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 10: And just because you run up into some men who

1284
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 10: feel that way, there's a lot of men who don't

1285
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 10: feel that way at all.

1286
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, there are a lot of men who

1287
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 2: are raising children that don't.

1288
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,919
Speaker 10: Belong to them, biologed one of them say, and doing

1289
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 10: a great job of it too, And hats off to

1290
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 10: all of those men and there's a man out there

1291
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 10: for you.

1292
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 2: But you cannot put into the universe that no one

1293
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 2: wants you, because that's not true.

1294
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 10: That they find out see what's good for you as

1295
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 10: you're finding this out in time now. If they don't

1296
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 10: want you because you have kids, then they don't want you, period.

1297
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 10: And let's stop passing out the cookie for people that

1298
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,959
Speaker 10: don't want the package. Okay, the cookie comes in the package.

1299
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:22,799
Speaker 10: No package, no cookie, no cookie, and you'll be just fine.

1300
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 10: And everything is going on. And kill the baby talk

1301
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 10: because it makes a lot of men come to you quickly.

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01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,600
Speaker 1: We're moving on, all right, coming up next, more of

1303
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.

1304
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 8: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.

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01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 2: All right.

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01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:45,719
Speaker 1: In trending science news, guys, listen closely to this. Doctor

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01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 1: Shanna Swan, who is a professor of environmental medicine at

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01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,719
Speaker 1: New York City's Mount Sinai Hospital, made the startling claim

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01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: in a new book of hers, explaining that, based on

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01:08:56,320 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: her research, male penises are getting historically smaller due to

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01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: manufacturing byproducts. The substance in question is called flatylates, which

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01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:11,959
Speaker 1: are chemicals created in the production of plastics. When exposed

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01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: to the human endocrine system, screws with our national hormone process,

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01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 1: a dynamic that doctor Swan says is affecting our reproductive organs.

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01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 1: She cites different peer reviewed studies in her findings which

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01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: say there's a scary trend of modern day babies being

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01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: born with noticeably shorter members, which she directly links to

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01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 1: the flatylates, she says, or seeping into our toys and

1319
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Speaker 1: even some foods we eat getting historically smaller due to

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01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: manufacture toys. That's what she says. Plastics, she's sang.

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01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 2: Plastic, plastic, the last what's doing it?

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Speaker 1: Which are chemical flathylates, which the substance in question is

1323
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:02,759
Speaker 1: called flat athletes, which are chemicals created in the production

1324
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,879
Speaker 1: of plastics and read the boxes.

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01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 16: Now, so when you drinking out of a plastic bottle,

1326
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 16: that's part of it, which when exposed to the human.

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Speaker 9: I do well.

1328
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 26: That is.

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Speaker 9: So, she says.

1330
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Speaker 2: The doctor said, there's starting your growth everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Doctors, if you guys, if we don't do something about this,

1332
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: men can be impotent by the year twenty forty five.

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Speaker 9: You know all how many mens chick.

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Speaker 22: Sure, she's a doctor, and that's what she's.

1335
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Speaker 1: Of environmental medicine.

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01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 10: She's she's wi good in here, will I'm gonna be

1337
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 10: imptent by twenty forty, already know that?

1338
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:00,320
Speaker 1: How did you know that you're so wealthy?

1339
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 11: No?

1340
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:05,640
Speaker 2: When, Hell, I'm gonna still be the man I am

1341
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 2: thirty years. I already know that.

1342
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,719
Speaker 9: You're gonna be ninety four thirty.

1343
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not even gonna wonte to then. Well, I mean,

1344
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna save all my energy for waking up them all.

1345
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I said, indocrine system. It's an endocrine indocrine.

1346
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 9: System, incrin Now what that look like? What indocrine looked like?

1347
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 2: What is that?

1348
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:27,280
Speaker 16: Uh?

1349
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 9: It's a cream?

1350
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 2: No, you had it?

1351
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 1: Okay, let me just tell you what it says in

1352
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:38,520
Speaker 1: the dictionary. I looked it up. Secreting internally producing secretions

1353
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 1: that are distributed in the body by way of the bloodstream,

1354
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:48,719
Speaker 1: Hormones produced by the endocrine system of a relating to, affecting,

1355
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 1: or resembling an indocrine gland or secretions like it's a crisis.

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01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 22: Yeah, all right, Now keep checking mine daily and making

1357
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:03,600
Speaker 22: sure it ain't losing.

1358
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 1: Like you like you check your prostate and give yourself waxes.

1359
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,760
Speaker 9: Be it had no effect on me. Right now?

1360
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 2: Would you say it has no effect on me right now?

1361
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 10: So I don't give a damn about the stud When

1362
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 10: I gonna have twenty forty five How many years is that?

1363
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 2: Twenty four, twenty twenty four years from.

1364
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Speaker 8: Now, Yeah, twenty four years from now.

1365
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 2: Twenty three, twenty three, I'll be one. Twenty three years man,

1366
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:31,719
Speaker 2: I'll be eighty seven.

1367
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, you're not gonna be concerned. Not gonna be concerned

1368
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,280
Speaker 15: about that is What about the rest of you guys?

1369
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 1: Aren't older men who take the blue pill? Are Aren't

1370
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 1: they still active at that age?

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01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 2: See if some of them, I'm gonna be fine.

1372
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 10: I'm gonna be chewing them like a candy I'm gonna

1373
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 10: have I'm gonna have them my neck.

1374
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 2: It's like like a Halloween necklage with candy.

1375
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,680
Speaker 10: With the candy, I'm gonna just hear riagon around one

1376
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 10: nick just like like chit lits just every five minutes,

1377
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:06,640
Speaker 10: I'm gonna invite.

1378
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 2: One off shoot it. Wow.

1379
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Speaker 1: All right, I've heard it all. Yeah, you guys have

1380
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: been worn so govern yourselves accordingly. More of today's trending

1381
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Speaker 1: stories of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in

1382
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, mister green drink himself, mister

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Speaker 1: elevate you. How's it going the product is?

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1386
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Speaker 2: The product is going good.

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Speaker 10: I want to thank everybody out there for all of

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Speaker 10: your support for the Elevate You.

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Speaker 2: Launch at Walmart.

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Speaker 10: Because of this Elevate You products got sold out rather

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Speaker 10: quickly at Walmart dot com. They sold out, but now

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Speaker 10: they are available again right now, So right now, everybody,

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01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 10: you can go to Walmart dot com and get all

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01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 10: you want. You can get the greens and stick packs,

1395
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,839
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1396
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Speaker 2: And we have two three new products gummies.

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Speaker 10: They're for your digestive health, they're for your immune system,

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Speaker 10: and they are for your metabolism. If you want to

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01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 10: speed up your metallitatabolism, feel more energy. We got them

1400
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Speaker 10: in gummies now. They taste really really good, but they're

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Speaker 10: very very effective. I use them all the time because

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01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 10: better health should be available for everybody. So check out

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01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 10: a Walmart near you or go to Walmart dot com.

1404
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:37,760
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01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 10: you get your greens and your gummies. So it is

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Speaker 10: back in business. We sold out so quick at Walmart

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01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 10: they were just gone, and now they're back Walmart dot Com.

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01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 2: This product is the hottest new product on the market

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01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 2: for your health.

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01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:54,040
Speaker 10: And I want everybody to get healthy man, especially in

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01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,560
Speaker 10: my generation, and now younger people are getting him to

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01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 10: it too.

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01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 2: My daughter is using my daughter the phone.

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01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: All right, all right, well, congratulations, go to Elevated dot Com.

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Speaker 16: Thank you.

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01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 3: Steve.

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01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:07,760
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we

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01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: will play a round of would you rather? Right after

1419
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:15,639
Speaker 1: this you're listening Morning show time now for a round

1420
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:19,839
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather end every single

1421
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 1: phone call with I love you? Or accidentally call your

1422
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: partner the wrong name during love making.

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01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 16: I'm gonna end it. I'm gonna end it what I

1424
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 16: love you. I'm not gonna proud about the wrong name.

1425
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,679
Speaker 16: You call him my wife the wrong name.

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01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 9: Hello, be on the phone with Junie. You're getting all

1427
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 9: the phone here. I love you, Jim, I love you too.

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01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 2: I love.

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01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,240
Speaker 9: We gonna be here.

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01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 4: That wrong name?

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01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 17: What about you, Steve?

1432
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I'm just gonna

1433
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,320
Speaker 2: end it what I love Yeah, uh huh cool.

1434
01:15:55,680 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: Everybody fight man.

1435
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:10,400
Speaker 4: All right, don't call anybody the wrong.

1436
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 2: All right?

1437
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: Would you rather date the celebrity of your choice, the

1438
01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:20,040
Speaker 1: celebrity of your choice, or would you rather date the

1439
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: hottest person you actually know? M?

1440
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 2: Well, B yeah B for me?

1441
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,679
Speaker 15: Yeah, I was eighty is more until your rage started

1442
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 15: dating the boy Martell.

1443
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.

1444
01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:35,600
Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're gonna date the hottest person you

1445
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 1: actually know, which is so Tommy. We know you're gonna

1446
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 1: date Hallie.

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01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 16: We know this all day, all day, every day. Matter

1448
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,960
Speaker 16: of fact, I bought a lot of to I don't

1449
01:16:58,960 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 16: know if I want you, I.

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01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:00,719
Speaker 2: Got you go see.

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01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,360
Speaker 8: Oh lord?

1452
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 2: All right, all right?

1453
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat mystery leftovers from your work refrigerator?

1454
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:15,599
Speaker 1: Be okay, not so fast? Or would you rather eat

1455
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 1: a strangers left over that they left on their plate

1456
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: at a restaurant? Both of those areas, I'm.

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01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 2: Not doing that one of them.

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01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: You gotta pick one. I'd a stall work refrigerator or

1459
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:32,920
Speaker 1: strangers leftover.

1460
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 2: On their plates at a restaurant.

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01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:45,640
Speaker 10: Radios and I saw a dude eating off of a

1462
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 10: room service trade in the hallway.

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01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 2: One No. I watched him set there and over so

1464
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 2: Burger left he picked up and ate it man. Wow,

1465
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 2: but he was a guest right on up the always.

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01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 1: Here's ru Okay, would you rather punch a wall with

1467
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:07,320
Speaker 1: force or get punched in the chest with full force?

1468
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,920
Speaker 1: Punch a wall with full force or get punched in

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01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,120
Speaker 1: the chests with full force?

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01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 10: Which one?

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Speaker 9: We don't know? Who were talking about punching ins? And

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01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 9: I who would?

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01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:15,560
Speaker 7: We don't know?

1474
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 2: If it's Mardreie, I'll take the punch in the chest.

1475
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,439
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded.

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01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 2: Would you rather?

1477
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:25,760
Speaker 17: Thank you? Guys?

1478
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:28,080
Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, it's

1479
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll get some

1480
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right

1481
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,720
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1482
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 11: Steve.

1483
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:39,680
Speaker 1: Our closing remarks are back as well.

1484
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:45,240
Speaker 2: What you have for us? Here we go. Here's a suggestion. Here,

1485
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 2: Here's what I came up with for today, A suggestion.

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01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 10: Something I've learned that has helped me out dramatically in

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01:18:54,200 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 10: accomplishing my goals and attaining my dreams. Have things I'm after,

1488
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:04,719
Speaker 10: still have goals that I've not yet met and dreams

1489
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,719
Speaker 10: that I haven't seen come true yet. But I'm working

1490
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 10: on them, and I know they will. And I know

1491
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 10: they will because I have mastered one technique of how

1492
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 10: to do it. I'm gonna share it with you right now.

1493
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 10: If you are wanting something from God, this is just

1494
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 10: for spiritual people. If you're not a spiritual person, you

1495
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:27,680
Speaker 10: can go do what you want to do right now.

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01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 10: Only this is for people who believe.

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01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 2: In God.

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01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,120
Speaker 10: When I want something for God, when I'm trying to

1499
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:44,919
Speaker 10: reach a certain goal or fulfill a dream or attain.

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01:19:44,439 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 2: Something, I never go about it without his help.

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01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:48,760
Speaker 13: You know.

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01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,280
Speaker 10: The things that I do on my own, I'm just

1503
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,600
Speaker 10: doing them, you know, Like you know, I don't know

1504
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 10: simple stuff, you know, like make sure I got water

1505
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 10: in my office so I can drink enough. I don't

1506
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,960
Speaker 10: I can do that right. But let's say I have

1507
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 10: an aspiration or dream that's pretty big, as are most

1508
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:12,719
Speaker 10: of mine, and as should yours be. You should dream

1509
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 10: as big as you possibly can. You should let your

1510
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:20,120
Speaker 10: imagination lead you into the life that God has for you.

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01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 7: Now.

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01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,719
Speaker 10: The way to do that is to first of all, ask,

1513
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,640
Speaker 10: because the scripture says you have not because you ask not,

1514
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:30,360
Speaker 10: And then you have to believe.

1515
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:34,839
Speaker 2: You have to have faith that God can do anything

1516
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:35,599
Speaker 2: but fail.

1517
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 10: The third thing you need is a work ethic, an

1518
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 10: unrelenting work ethic. There is a scripture that says faith

1519
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:51,400
Speaker 10: without works is dead. So after you ask for this

1520
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,640
Speaker 10: incredible dream of vision or goal that you have and

1521
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 10: you put the faith in it, the belief, you got

1522
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:00,599
Speaker 10: to work because faith without work is dead.

1523
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:01,840
Speaker 2: Okay, cool?

1524
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 10: Now, the best way to accomplish your dreams and gifts,

1525
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 10: First of all, you should tie it to your I

1526
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,120
Speaker 10: mean your goals and gifts. Your goals and dreams, you

1527
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 10: have to tie it to your gift. Everything should be

1528
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 10: tied to your gift. Now, if you on an airplane

1529
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 10: or go on special trips has nothing to do with

1530
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,040
Speaker 10: your gift. But the route that you're gonna get to

1531
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 10: this goal and to this dream has to be tied

1532
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 10: to your gift.

1533
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 2: Okay.

1534
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:32,280
Speaker 10: Now, once you do that and you ask God for

1535
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:37,760
Speaker 10: something that's impossible, be careful who you share it with

1536
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:43,360
Speaker 10: because sharing things from your imagination is not always in

1537
01:21:43,479 --> 01:21:48,559
Speaker 10: your best interest. Because your imagination is yours and yours alone.

1538
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,559
Speaker 10: Other people can't see it, they don't see no way how,

1539
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 10: They just start shooting it down. But when you do

1540
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 10: ask God for this incredible thing.

1541
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:03,639
Speaker 9: Listen to me. The how too.

1542
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:08,800
Speaker 2: Is none of your business. Let me repeat that.

1543
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 10: When you ask God for your visions, your goals, your dreams,

1544
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 10: your aspirations, and you believe He'll do it, and you're

1545
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,880
Speaker 10: willing to work as hard as you can to accomplish it,

1546
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:24,920
Speaker 10: that's all that's required of you. The how too is

1547
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:29,160
Speaker 10: none of your business. Get out of the way. The

1548
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 10: reason there is no scripture that tells us as people

1549
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:37,200
Speaker 10: to figure it out is because if you're asking God

1550
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:40,680
Speaker 10: for something so big, you got to leave it up

1551
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 10: to him. You gotta let him handle it. The how

1552
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:49,040
Speaker 10: to is not any of your business. The how too

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Speaker 10: is not up to you. It's up to your faith

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Speaker 10: and your belief in a higher power. Stop tripping on

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Speaker 10: the how to. It ain't your business. The reason the

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Speaker 10: how to is not up to you, I have found

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Speaker 10: in my life is for this reason right here, because

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Speaker 10: my ways and my understanding is not enough to get

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Speaker 10: me to where I want to go, be half and

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01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:24,919
Speaker 10: attained to where I want to go be half and attained.

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01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:31,639
Speaker 10: My ways and my understanding is not enough Because I'm

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Speaker 10: asking God for something so.

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Speaker 2: Huge that I don't know how to get it. But

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Speaker 2: I know that he does.

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Speaker 10: You can't even fathom his ways. You can quit tripping.

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01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:48,439
Speaker 10: You can save yourself a lot of time. You can't

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01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 10: google his ways. You don't know the route he's gonna take.

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01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:54,639
Speaker 10: You don't know how he's gonna touch certain people's hearts

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01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,800
Speaker 10: along the way. You don't know how he gonna move

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01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 10: people into position to get you exactly what you need,

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01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,280
Speaker 10: when you need it, and how you need it. You

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01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:07,320
Speaker 10: have no idea what God is going to do and

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01:24:07,479 --> 01:24:10,879
Speaker 10: how he's going to do it. So why trouble yourself

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01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 10: with the how to? Because it ain't your business. The

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01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,639
Speaker 10: how too is not up to you. And the reason

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01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,960
Speaker 10: is not up to you is because when you ask

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Speaker 10: for something so great that you absolutely have to have

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01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,280
Speaker 10: God's help to get it, your ways and understanding is

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01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 10: not enough. You won't be able to accomplish it because

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01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:35,759
Speaker 10: you can't even fathom his ways. You have no idea

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01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:40,880
Speaker 10: how He's going to go about it. You're clueless. You

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01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:45,080
Speaker 10: can't move the pieces the way God can. You can't

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01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:48,719
Speaker 10: do it man. As a matter of fact, if you try,

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01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:51,680
Speaker 10: you're all in the way. Now you're gonna mess it up.

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01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:55,400
Speaker 10: You are now blocking the blessing with concerning yourself with

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01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:58,280
Speaker 10: the how to. The how to is none of your business.

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01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,679
Speaker 10: You have to ask, leave and be willing to work

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01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:05,400
Speaker 10: your tail off. That's how you accomplish it in life,

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01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,840
Speaker 10: and how to ain't your business. Those are my COVID nofs.

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