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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back o arms.

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Speaker 1: Little mouse Speak TEXTA seventy five nine two says I

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Speaker 1: steal coffee from my work when no one's around. I'll

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Speaker 1: fill up a mug with dry coffee grounds, the actual

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Speaker 1: I'll take it back to my desk and then smuggle

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Speaker 1: it home inside my briefcase. Oh my god, you've been

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Speaker 1: doing it for months?

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Speaker 2: Yes, smart, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just loose coffee grounds inside of your briefcase. I

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Speaker 1: mean he's gonna get it home to your brewer.

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Speaker 2: That can't be bad for a laptop, Jeff, I don't

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Speaker 2: know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: So strange. I'd be less weirded out if it was

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Speaker 1: drugs then smuggling home work coffee.

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Speaker 2: Is there work drugs that I'm missing out on.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you where the secret room is.

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Speaker 1: But look, everyone has their own strange secrets that they're

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Speaker 1: too ashamed to admit. And when one of our listeners

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Speaker 1: has one, she's ready to open up her coffee briefcase

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Speaker 1: for the entire world to see. And it's chosen to

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Speaker 1: go by the fake name. So Shannon, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks, Kay, how are you feeling a little nervous. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll go a lot to say. Okay, I guess we

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Speaker 2: should just let you talk. Then it helps us.

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Speaker 1: Voice changer is on and you're the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 1: you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: I have an older brother who is about four years

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Speaker 3: older than me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you guys close?

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Speaker 3: We are close, We're very close.

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Speaker 1: Okay, prove it. What's his credit card number?

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Speaker 3: When he was younger, he went through a very immature prank,

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Speaker 3: calling thing.

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Speaker 1: Dumb. It would be really dumb to like have a

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Speaker 1: whole radio show that does that.

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Speaker 2: Everything paid to still do this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's sad. Anyway, move forward. Your brother did

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Speaker 1: that as a kid, Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: He would call people, ran them businesses and he would

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Speaker 3: sign it so fine. He'd want me to tag along

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Speaker 3: and how can I.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, of course, I mean, I mean when you

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Speaker 2: do it by yourself is not really?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is this star six seven? Is that how they can't

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Speaker 2: call you back? Yeah? Yeah, to block the number in.

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Speaker 2: Everybody did it. We're kids in the nineties here, we.

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Speaker 1: Got everybody knew it. Okay, so you would help him

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Speaker 1: do it?

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Speaker 2: Well, she's a little sister.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a little upset. I really didn't have

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Speaker 3: much day. We used to pick out the yellow pages

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Speaker 3: and he would count to thirty and I would flip

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Speaker 3: through it, and then when he gets to one, that

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Speaker 3: was the page, and then we would pick a number.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, my god, can you believe we used

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Speaker 4: to all get books with other people's names, strangers names,

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Speaker 4: and their phone numbers and on their address.

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Speaker 2: It's so weird, so wild to me.

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Speaker 3: So one time we called Burger King a bunch of time.

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Speaker 4: So annoying, right, And the guy who kept answering was

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Speaker 4: getting pretty upset, and we kept calling and we.

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Speaker 2: Were laughing and laughing and we.

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Speaker 3: Had just the best and like it was sunshine and

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Speaker 3: rainbows for you.

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Speaker 2: Guys were so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's like when you're a kid, you don't realize that

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Speaker 1: grown ups have stress and they have work problems. Just

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Speaker 1: you assume that all adults have everything figured out and

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Speaker 1: life is easy and fun being a big grown up.

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Speaker 1: But the Burger kids the money, the do whatever you want.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to be a big kid exactly.

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Speaker 3: So it was nighttime after dinner, and our parents were

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Speaker 3: watching the news, the local.

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Speaker 1: News, okay, and there was a segment.

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Speaker 3: About a disgratled Burger King and.

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Speaker 2: Floye Oh no, oh my god, oh no.

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Speaker 1: Who set fire to their steward, which means you set

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Speaker 1: fire to the store, broke this man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the same story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was a coincidence.

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Speaker 4: Could it have been an accident like a green fire

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Speaker 4: or something?

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Speaker 3: In the news report?

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Speaker 2: They please tell me nothing but the Burger King building

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Speaker 2: was harmed.

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Speaker 3: No one got hurt, nobody was harmed, and just the

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Speaker 3: Burger King buildings.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine how that fire must have smelled.

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Speaker 1: That's where they got the idea for their flame grilled burger.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you actually are the one who started that whole

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Speaker 1: trend for that.

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Speaker 2: Somebody and it was just black. Were you and your

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Speaker 2: brother freaking out?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was a mess. He was trying

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Speaker 3: to base to kind of calm me down, because if

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Speaker 3: our parents had heard me crying?

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Speaker 1: Good did you ever tell anyone? Did he ever tell anyone?

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Speaker 3: We haven't told a sou.

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Speaker 4: You would think that that guy got arrested, and when

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Speaker 4: he was interviewed, I'm sure he brought up you didn't

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Speaker 4: know who you were, like his breaking point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like the kid.

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Speaker 1: That's she's censoring herself. Oh I didn't get it either, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but also it still doesn't give him it's not okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh the kids did We'll go Oh, you can't do

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Speaker 1: arson if you have a really good reason for it.

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Speaker 3: I say, everything in his life was so perfect that

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Speaker 3: burgricane that we were the real chairry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, man, you must feel awful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah for kids? Terrible?

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Speaker 2: Did you keep making prank phone calls after that?

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Speaker 1: Good questions? Let's call bed bathroom beyond? No, let's see

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Speaker 1: what they.

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Speaker 2: Dole'll go out of business.

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Speaker 4: That was you too, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Say when I go to burger Gane, I kicked them.

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Speaker 1: Anytime that she sees a fire on the news, she's like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, not again. What has my brother doing skift building?

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Speaker 2: That's wild.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, he obviously had a lot of

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Speaker 4: other things going on.

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Speaker 2: If it drove him to that to make you feel

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Speaker 2: a little.

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Speaker 1: Bit better, I don't think so. I think that was

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Speaker 1: the one thing that said, sores have we started with

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Speaker 1: our phone calls?

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Speaker 2: We don't want an answer to that. Please don't call us,

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Speaker 2: no attorneys.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel better? That was I mean, that's twenty

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Speaker 1: years you've been holding on to that. Does it feel

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Speaker 1: better to get it off your chest?

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Speaker 3: Like? Wayn better telling you guys bet I ever have

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Speaker 3: a back?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you can feel relieved just like Shannon did

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Speaker 1: by texting into seven eighty five Nights too. If you

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Speaker 1: have a confession that you want to get off your chest,

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Speaker 1: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 1: the next mass speaker. Your phone tab's coming out

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,