1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's breaking into the fashion industry. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 1: But his controversial new design isn't doing phenomenal quite yet. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: He's made over one hundred thousand push down bras trying 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: to go. 5 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 2: Against the grain of those push up ones. Yeah, yeah, 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 2: all you have to do is wait for that eventually. 7 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: Really, only eighty year olds are buying it. But it 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: is laser stories. The segments want to read weird news 9 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other knee knockers just don't. 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Illinois. Forty two 12 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: year old George Owens was having a bad day and 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: all started when he was trying to park and accidentally 14 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: drove his car into a poll. Today they come out 15 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: of nowhere and hate when they move those pories. So 16 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: agitated by the incident, he got out of his v 17 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: and began pounding on his car, and after a few 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: seconds of that, it wasn't enough, so he started taking 19 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: off his. 20 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 2: Clothes, angry stripping. Alexis been there. 21 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, Well, off came the shirt, then 22 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: his pants, and witnesses say that's when George dashed towards 23 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: the local Bass Pro fishing shop, ran up the stairs 24 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: to the second floor completely nude. 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 2: Is he gonna do what I think he's gonna do? 26 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: Please? And security video shows him standing on a railing 27 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 1: then doing a cannon. 28 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 2: Ball into the Big Center aquarium. Blaw, That's what we've 29 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 2: always all wanted. 30 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: It's true, dude, I can't even swim, and I've always 31 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 1: been like, what did he like to jump from the 32 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: second story down there? 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 2: And the whole thing just looks fun. 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: It looks like a water park, Like my kids are 35 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: confused when we walk in there. Yes, after he came 36 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: up for air, he stood under the beautiful Bass Pro 37 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: shop waterfall as if he were on an exotic vacations. 38 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 2: On like a drug trip. I think he's just on 39 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 2: a life trip. 40 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 1: He spent about five minutes swimming around before two officers 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: ran in. I always love when somebody does something stupid 42 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: and then just stays in it. 43 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 2: Yeah a long time. 44 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: That's when George jumped out of the water, yelled something 45 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: at the police, and then dove right back in. 46 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. 47 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: After a couple more minutes of peaceful swimming, George climbed 48 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: over the side of the aquarium and dropped down to 49 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: the concrete floor below, knocking himself out. Someone was nice 50 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: enough to cover him up with a blanket as officers 51 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: took him into custody. He was mostly unharmed and was 52 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: booked into the Saint Clair County Jail. 53 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Dating Central. 54 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: This coming Saturday is notable, and not just for the 55 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: absolute deadline for taking down your Christmas tree. 56 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 2: Oh. 57 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,959 Speaker 1: Dating Sunday the busiest day of the year for online dating. 58 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 2: Oh really, EA, why are you getting blown up like crazy? 59 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 2: Is it right? People's New Year's resolutions? 60 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: On Dating Sunday, the apps see an extraordinary surge in 61 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: people updating their bios, uploading photos, sending messages, and responding 62 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: to them. In fact, Tinder said people respond to messages 63 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: nineteen point four minutes faster on Dating Sunday than any 64 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: other Sunday of the entire years. 65 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,959 Speaker 2: To dump people to after the holidays and then now they're. 66 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: And then they've had like a week or two to 67 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: process the dumping and now they're ready to get back in. 68 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: Or they broke up with that one or two month 69 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: flame that was just a holiday way for they didn't 70 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: have an exact reason why, but it's probably some mix 71 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: of fresh narts for the new year, some new Year's resolutions, 72 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: and the start of a more available period after months 73 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: and months of holidays and gatherings and being around other couples. 74 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: Do you have really cute picks to update your profile 75 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: after the holidays? 76 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 2: By the way, this isn't just Tinder. 77 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: A few years back, a representative from Match called Dating 78 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: Sunday the super Bowl of dating apps. 79 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 2: Wow. Do you think the offices at all the apps 80 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 2: are just like? Okay, guys, are you ready? This is it? 81 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: This is our day, Bill. 82 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: You got those wings and pizzas on the way to go, 83 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: guys with a party, So make sure you get out 84 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 1: there and you mix it up. 85 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 2: Okay, then get tested and delete everybody. Okay. 86 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: I wonder if next week will be the day of 87 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 1: the most people delete the apps. 88 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, biggest mistake. Yeah this next la. The story is 89 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 2: out of New Year knew? Who like that? 90 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: If you're really fired up about your New Year's resolutions, 91 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: good news. You could be paid to stick to them 92 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: and you can eat ice cream too. Wow, that was 93 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: actually my name's resolution more ice cream eating. I say 94 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 1: that because Halo top is asking for applications for so 95 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: called endorsement deals, and they're hiring ten people who will 96 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: be paid five thousand dollars mainly just for having a 97 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: goal for the new year, sticking to it and documenting 98 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 1: their journey. 99 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 2: But it's Halo top so it's like not al's. 100 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 1: Good, but like, I literally just eat three pints instead 101 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: of just the one the same amount of calories. Halo 102 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: says for every goal that you hit, you also get 103 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: a free gallon of ice cream. 104 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's not bad. You gift it something. 105 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 2: That stuff is not cheap. 106 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: And you're probably wondering, well, what if my goal is 107 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: to lose weight this year? Well, Halo supports you, but 108 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: it's also not going to strap you to a lie 109 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,599 Speaker 1: detector after you get the ice cream. 110 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 2: A lucky you can. 111 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,039 Speaker 1: Go apply on their website with a photo of yourself 112 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: and a thirty second video explaining what your goal is 113 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,839 Speaker 1: and why it's important to you, And they say it 114 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,559 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be all about weight laws. 115 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 2: It could be. 116 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: Anything tangible, like learning to surf or okay, playing pickleball, 117 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 1: trying yoga, or training to do one hundred push ups 118 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,479 Speaker 1: right after you crush a gallon of their halo top. 119 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: If you are hired, you'll have to share thirty second 120 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 1: progress videos for eight weeks. 121 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 2: Ah eight weeks. 122 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: They are accepting applications now, so go ahead and check 123 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: it out. 124 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: After eight weeks of work. 125 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: That five grand, it's like, I feel like you own 126 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 1: you more a minimum wage. 127 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 2: For d Well, what about this guy's resolution? He vows 128 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 2: to lose a few LB's and that stands for Louis 129 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 2: Baton and he's a turtal. 130 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,559 Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to spell, so plus those shoes 131 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: can be really clean. He needs to lose a few LB's. 132 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: That sound means the Laser Stories has come to an 133 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time 134 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: on Wednesday.