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Speaker 1: we got a great show for you tonight. Why because
Speaker 1: I'm on it. Let's get to the headline. I was
Speaker 1: watching Fox News last night because because apparently I hate
Speaker 1: my life. But I learned something. You know how the
Speaker 1: whole wall remembers January sixth as the day a bunch
Speaker 1: of violent trunk fans stormed into the Capitol. Well, according
Speaker 1: to Fox News, we just got the footage wrong. FOXLEWS
Speaker 1: host Tucker Carlson were the first clips of the unseen
Speaker 1: January six surveillance footage given to him by speaker Kevin McCarthy.
Speaker 1: On his show last night, he said the insurrection was
Speaker 1: mostly peaceful chaos, adding that the people who forced themselves
Speaker 1: into the Capitol weren't quote insurrectionists, they were sightseers. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get insight with footage that shows you what was
Speaker 1: actually happening inside the Capitol, and that video tells a
Speaker 1: very different story about what happened on January sixth. Protesters
Speaker 1: que up in neat little lines. They give each other
Speaker 1: tours outside the Speaker's office. They take cheerful selfies and
Speaker 1: they smile. They're not destroying the capital. They obviously revere
Speaker 1: the capital. Sight seeing, my black ass. If you have
Speaker 1: to punch a cop on your way in, you not
Speaker 1: sight seeing it, you fight seeing All tougher costs improved
Speaker 1: is that you can make anything look better by not
Speaker 1: showing the bad part. How come they never show nine
Speaker 1: to eleven planes taken off in a way. Some of
Speaker 1: the footage is even more disturbing, Like there was this
Speaker 1: guy at the ride who was just cleaning shit up.
Speaker 1: That's a straight up psycho path. Let this guy goes
Speaker 1: to the Orgies and does wordle guys, I got it,
Speaker 1: I got it in four guesses. Come on, guys, stop
Speaker 1: each other, put your nick away. It's a grave. But
Speaker 1: enough about January six Let's talk about an even worse crime.
Speaker 1: Some wax museum in Poland decided to make statues of
Speaker 1: the British royal family, and boy, look how up they
Speaker 1: are William and Kate like we've never seen them before.
Speaker 1: Wax figures are on displaying a museum in Poland, supposedly
Speaker 1: the likeness of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Footage of
Speaker 1: the figures what this week that the museum visitors began
Speaker 1: sharing them, saying the figures don't look much like the cover.
Speaker 1: I don't know, people, they're pretty good statues. I mean, hey, skin,
Speaker 1: scary teeth, the dead eyes look just like British people.
Speaker 1: And seriously, these statues look at their smiles, they look
Speaker 1: they look like they just called Megan Makol Nigga under
Speaker 1: her browth. They look like they're auditioning for the sequel
Speaker 1: to smile and the cape one. She's especially up. She
Speaker 1: looked like me and white chicks. Now, finally, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the greatest threat facing America today. Our kids are
Speaker 1: eating too much candy with weed in it. The FDA
Speaker 1: has issued a warning about children accidentally ingesting products with THHC,
Speaker 1: with many made in packaging that looks like brand named
Speaker 1: candies and cereals, something kids could easily confuse the FDA
Speaker 1: warning accidental ingestion of these products can lead to serious
Speaker 1: adverse events, especially in children. A recent study links the
Speaker 1: dramatic increase in cases of kids accidentally in justusing cannabis
Speaker 1: to the legalization of marijuana. Researchers have seen a nearly
Speaker 1: fourteen one hundred percent increase, with about two hundred cases
Speaker 1: reported in twenty seventeen compared to more than three thousand
Speaker 1: cases in twenty twenty one. Wait, how can you even
Speaker 1: tell if a little kid is high? No, because the
Speaker 1: loafs always sound high, Danny, if a cloud had legs,
Speaker 1: would it be a snow man? Nigga? You want mustash again?
Speaker 1: And weed isn't just dangerous for little children, it's also
Speaker 1: dangerous for adult children. Like chet hecks put in your
Speaker 1: mama duck is sticking cratches, putting your granny grives. I'm sorry, Tom,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that shit you'd want to say. So, parents,
Speaker 1: please be responsible for the health and the well being
Speaker 1: of your family. Send me your drugs for safekeeping. I
Speaker 1: might get something back to you for real, though, Here's
Speaker 1: what I want to know. Why is the weed the
Speaker 1: only drug putting food? How come there's no cracking of
Speaker 1: the boss. Think about it. They already got Hershey, cracker,
Speaker 1: you're halfway there. Just put the crack in it. And
Speaker 1: for more on this story, let's go to dult Say Sloan,
Speaker 1: don't say how can parent stop kids from getting into
Speaker 1: their edibles? I'll tell you how. How about these grown
Speaker 1: ass adults stopped taking edibles in the first place. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't be like a little kid who needs an imaginary
Speaker 1: plane to eat its vegetables. You're thirty five years old.
Speaker 1: Smoke a blunt like you pay taxes. Bro up, that's
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a little harsh smoke the drugs. Stop
Speaker 1: playing with people. I don't know, but that's a little hard.
Speaker 1: Some people you don't have. They like a little flavor
Speaker 1: in there. They're high weed hash flavor. The flavor is weed.
Speaker 1: If you can't handle it, you can't have it. All
Speaker 1: these people are trying to eat instead of smoke. You
Speaker 1: smoke to earn your way to the mun cheese. All right,
Speaker 1: I said that you can't combine the two. That's just lazy.
Speaker 1: Come on, okay, But if people are gonna take edibles,
Speaker 1: how can they stop their kids from getting into them? Well, look,
Speaker 1: I want to help because I'm a good Christian woman. Hallelujah.
Speaker 1: The problem is right now, the packaging is too attractive
Speaker 1: to kids. So how about this packaging? Okay? See oh
Speaker 1: so heavy? Oh my god? Well, I mean listen, Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean this is the hardest part about being single,
Speaker 1: picking up heavy things. You know what I mean? See? Now,
Speaker 1: if you put the edibles in the math book, who
Speaker 1: to help and do advanced alge But come on, and
Speaker 1: we all know that math is a lie, right so
Speaker 1: because like the only thing you really need is geometry,
Speaker 1: magic wall, I can't change your life. So listen, if
Speaker 1: you put the drugs in the math book, the only
Speaker 1: kids finding them ads and frankly the nursey to loose
Speaker 1: enough anyway, or or you know, just to help inst Listen,
Speaker 1: it started. Change in the packaging. Change the edible thing
Speaker 1: green being edible for vitamin T, H and C. Don't
Speaker 1: say there's not gonna be no adult or kids that's
Speaker 1: gonna be down with that product. But it's good, it's
Speaker 1: good for you. Listen. I hear what you're saying, mister Marlin,
Speaker 1: And um, I'm gonna just tell you just just sound
Speaker 1: a little stressed, you know, so maybe just maybe you
Speaker 1: need a little visit from an aeroplane. It times the plane.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm stop, stop, I'm a brown ass man.
Speaker 1: I'm not about to do that. Eat the wheat, don't flow, father,
Speaker 1: Everybody alight. When we come back, We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: weird interview with the Mayor of New York City. Don't
Speaker 1: go away, Welcome back to the Valley Show. When they
Speaker 1: found out I was hosting the show this week, they
Speaker 1: asked me if I wanted to interview the Mayor of
Speaker 1: New York, Eric Adams. Now I'm not really a political guy,
Speaker 1: so I said no. But my dear friend Kwan is
Speaker 1: very interested in politics. So he sat down with the
Speaker 1: Mayor Adams to ask him the tough questions. Take a look,
Speaker 1: are you man? This dude could see you know you
Speaker 1: late when I beat you here so a long time.
Speaker 1: So feel thank you, thank you? So yo. So this
Speaker 1: is Kwan asking the mayor and real politicians real questions
Speaker 1: that the real niggas want to know. Feel me all right, Mayor? Yo?
Speaker 1: This bug? Why do I hit it all the time?
Speaker 1: When I meet people in the train, when I meet
Speaker 1: people inside of homeless shelter, when I meet people in
Speaker 1: the club. It's I cannot believe I'm sitting here kicking
Speaker 1: it with the manna. I just can't believe I'm what
Speaker 1: you look like, Dame mcwayne. Yo, Like, Yo, Bug, you
Speaker 1: put the mask on, you be blank man, Broy That's
Speaker 1: why I now, but that's it's wild. Like, Yo, I
Speaker 1: voted for you. I'm lying. My mom's voted for you.
Speaker 1: I don't really that. I don't want them to come
Speaker 1: get me for Georgia. Dude. Listen, mom's older moms said, man,
Speaker 1: they saw they saw in me what they see you
Speaker 1: and you. Yeah, that's steep. You look that's some lady
Speaker 1: man ship right there. Yo, man, are you buck? Why
Speaker 1: you buff? Son? Got got to be You're the most
Speaker 1: buff man ever. You can do an action movie like
Speaker 1: on some allows every day's an action movie and some
Speaker 1: all sworks of Negro ship. Yeah, and you look like
Speaker 1: young like you. It's being mayor stress. It depends you
Speaker 1: know it. Stress. Food is growing up in the neighborhood,
Speaker 1: not known when your meal is going to come from
Speaker 1: eating that hard ass cheese that they used to make
Speaker 1: a zee. That's stress. So you plan on softening the government.
Speaker 1: She you can't soften. Now you could melt it. Tell
Speaker 1: me the secret because we used to put in oven
Speaker 1: and we're leaving it for half an hour and it
Speaker 1: was still hard at that same shit. No, I couldn't
Speaker 1: shop for months, yo, that's bug out of question is random?
Speaker 1: How come I can't buy hot food on my EBT car.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. And I didn't even know that, bro,
Speaker 1: just cold shit? Why pull people gotta eat col shit
Speaker 1: and then shouldn't I didn't know. You can't change that,
Speaker 1: beato that we're changing that bill. We're gonna look at it, man,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna name the build after you. Quaw. Yes,
Speaker 1: the quaw bill. Yes, you know, I mean holes. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get for that. Quat got a bill named after me? Oh,
Speaker 1: I got a bill name ask for me, na, but
Speaker 1: real talking. Let me give him some real serious shit.
Speaker 1: You really do be working out? Got to every morning man,
Speaker 1: five am or five am? You son? Do you or
Speaker 1: do you not being the clubs? Because I hear you
Speaker 1: be part of it. Listen to a nightlife man. I
Speaker 1: got to test the product. So so you're gonna say
Speaker 1: you up at five am when you ain't even sleep, son,
Speaker 1: Listen my dad said, you hang out with the boy,
Speaker 1: you got to get up with the men. Oh that's real, y'all. Man,
Speaker 1: So let me ask you some real shit. We yes,
Speaker 1: you smoke. That's a tough question. Man. It's legal, you know. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't smoke second hand. Oh you guys just walk
Speaker 1: down the block. Second hand is everywhere. Now, we made
Speaker 1: it illegal, but we just don't want it. We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't want our children smoking on the way to
Speaker 1: school or getting that gummy beads and other bullshit that
Speaker 1: they're selling. You know, we need to be real clear
Speaker 1: on that because I know if you make your smoke
Speaker 1: after school. Yeah, now let's get real. Yes, mad, I'm
Speaker 1: softening you up. Now, we got some real shit to
Speaker 1: ask you. You said that prayers go out the classroom,
Speaker 1: guns come in. I'm a church boy, Yes, I tell.
Speaker 1: I could tell. My grandmother will go to church. She
Speaker 1: prayed a lot. She prayed a lot, that's how you
Speaker 1: made it. But she prayer don't always work. This just does, no.
Speaker 1: Because my grandma prayed over my gay cousin her whole life.
Speaker 1: She's still gas hell your grandmother to pray for your cousin,
Speaker 1: that she's gonna pray for her to be happy and
Speaker 1: find peace. And that piece may not be your piece, boss.
Speaker 1: That man got bars. I know yo, next time if
Speaker 1: I vote, going for you. So with that said, when
Speaker 1: exactly did they take prayers out of the classroom in
Speaker 1: New York City? Sometimes they believe constitutionally you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to have prayers in school, And I think that you
Speaker 1: don't have to do it in school around school, but
Speaker 1: our children need some spiritual don't think no. I think
Speaker 1: it's the right. Ship should be able to brand we
Speaker 1: got here. Yeah, so you want to put it back
Speaker 1: in the school, It's something not up to me. What
Speaker 1: I want to do is int you. So I'll children
Speaker 1: to spirituality with that. You know that I do. I
Speaker 1: do because one time I took this dude's shame. It
Speaker 1: was a Jesus chang and I felt real bad. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you gave it back to nah. I just
Speaker 1: felt real bad. You may have a movie for a reason, right,
Speaker 1: You know that because I did point it during quarantine
Speaker 1: and got me that ebt car that I ut food
Speaker 1: that you're gonna make hots. You know? All right? Let
Speaker 1: me ask you real ship. People want to know, son,
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do about the Knicks. Listen, you may Son,
Speaker 1: you can't have your the team New York team looking
Speaker 1: like the Spike Lee. Don't even go to the games
Speaker 1: no more. You gotta do something. Sun. You should go
Speaker 1: there with all your cops and if they don't play right,
Speaker 1: you should arrest them. Listen, all I know about New
Speaker 1: York fans, it said Arnold Schwartznick a moment, they'll be
Speaker 1: back because we're gonna win. You're saying that for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Wellis me don't even go to game yo, e yo,
Speaker 1: shoot you listen. I'm gonna give you my math a
Speaker 1: slink up again. Pop some bottles. This is you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm looking for a fifth baby, Mamy,
Speaker 1: my guy, all day, all day, Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Kawn. All right, stay tuned when
Speaker 1: we come back. We got Bamani Jones will be joining
Speaker 1: me on the show. And I met you this nigga.
Speaker 1: Gotta turn on that car, so don't go away. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to the Daily Show. My guest Tonight is an
Speaker 1: Emmy winning sports journalist who hosts the HBO series. Speaking
Speaker 1: of h BO, I have a stand up special called
Speaker 1: God Loves Me streaming right now on HBO Max And
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Speaker 1: Massachusetts at the Chevalier Theater this Saturday, March Left. My
Speaker 1: next cats every award winning sports shirtlists who hosts the
Speaker 1: show on HBO It's called Game Theory with Boumoney Jones.
Speaker 1: Please welcome the one and only Beaumonte Jones. You look
Speaker 1: at clean, looking clean. You're looking clean, looking like you're
Speaker 1: way ins look looking like Keena cleaning everyone ins, No,
Speaker 1: you just like, well, you look like Damon and Keenan
Speaker 1: got smushed together and then putting a suit. So let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question, what are you think of
Speaker 1: the whole job morant thing? Well, I had two thoughts
Speaker 1: when I saw the last video with him at the
Speaker 1: strip club. Thought, number one, they supposed to be taking
Speaker 1: their shirts off. That is like do you flip your
Speaker 1: own burgens at McDonald's, Like when you go to the
Speaker 1: strip club and you take your clothes off, you're doing
Speaker 1: this backwards. And then there's the other part that he's
Speaker 1: in there with a gun, And honestly, I thought that
Speaker 1: goes too small to even like rightly pistol whips I
Speaker 1: thought it was a chain. I didn't, but no, I
Speaker 1: think that there's a level of this though that's kind
Speaker 1: of encouraging where people like me who in the media
Speaker 1: see him and like, without an oveson, we would have
Speaker 1: slammed it, right, Like the world would have just come
Speaker 1: down on him. I'm looking at this with just a
Speaker 1: lot more concern, right, Like, I see a dude who
Speaker 1: was acting out, and you and I both know, man
Speaker 1: showing people guns that makes other people show you guns,
Speaker 1: except not the side part, right, you know, the part
Speaker 1: that look at you, And so it ain't It's not
Speaker 1: about judging him for me, as much as I hope
Speaker 1: he getting himself right, because it's clear that he's not.
Speaker 1: But I think when you give these guys this much money,
Speaker 1: you're that young, Like if I had it, like a
Speaker 1: hundred meal, that young, I've been a shrimp club with
Speaker 1: a gun? Why not? Why not? The first part I
Speaker 1: get that if I got that much, buddy, I ain't
Speaker 1: going nowhere where I think shrimp club something to me,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be my house. Anytime I see somebody with
Speaker 1: a gun, I'm like, maybe you should shouldn't go there.
Speaker 1: I think I might need to shoot somebody where I am.
Speaker 1: I probably just shouldn't go there, right. Um, okay, So
Speaker 1: you saw the tweet that Lebron did about his son
Speaker 1: Bronnie last night. He tweeted, uh, and I want to
Speaker 1: quote this right, definitely better than he said that his
Speaker 1: son Bronnie was definitely better than some of these cats.
Speaker 1: I've been watching it on the League pass today. Do
Speaker 1: you think Brownie has what it takes? So I looked
Speaker 1: at with tyle Lebron sent that tweet. It was roughly
Speaker 1: midnight Eastern. There were two games on and all those
Speaker 1: teams had better records than the Lakers, so all shots firing,
Speaker 1: up shots's firing. No. My only point is if Bronie's
Speaker 1: better than them, then bring your son to work day,
Speaker 1: bring him out here and you can find out. Right.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for the young man, he would learn some very
Speaker 1: hard lessons that day. And that's the thing, man, I
Speaker 1: feel like he's putting the bulls eye on his son's back.
Speaker 1: Is getting to the NBA. It's hard, really really hard.
Speaker 1: If he gets there at all, that is a victory.
Speaker 1: But if he gets there and his name is Lebron
Speaker 1: James Junior, man, everybody gonna try to get famous off
Speaker 1: of him. Like if I was Lebron, I'd kind of
Speaker 1: be like, well, you know, he's working very hard and
Speaker 1: I'll be proud of him about however it ends up.
Speaker 1: That's the play you want to make. You do you
Speaker 1: think he goes to the Lakers or do you think
Speaker 1: Lebron's gonna have to go to Cleveland? What do you
Speaker 1: think of Lebron versus Jordan? That's what I want to
Speaker 1: I like talking to a sports of fishing and not
Speaker 1: Lebron versus Jordan? Which one do you? I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you this, Like fifteen years ago, when I really first
Speaker 1: started doing the sports thing, I was adamant that Lebron
Speaker 1: James was the best player I had ever seen. Right now.
Speaker 1: I said this when I was twenty eight, And then
Speaker 1: I went on YouTube and I pulled the Jordan guy
Speaker 1: up one time, and I've never said that ever again.
Speaker 1: Like being number two or number three, it's really really
Speaker 1: really really really really really good. Right, But dude, there's
Speaker 1: Jordan is just everybody else. Like when the last Dance
Speaker 1: came out, I was just like, yes, now the kids
Speaker 1: can watch this and I never have to talk about
Speaker 1: this again, right, Like, like you got it right here,
Speaker 1: here is your explanation, and it ain't got nothing to
Speaker 1: do with Lebron. It's just all about that dude, right. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not so much a sports fan as I am
Speaker 1: an anti sports fan, Like I'm a hater. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: I'm I don't love teams. I hate teams, teams hating, right, So, um,
Speaker 1: who do you got going to the finals? Because it
Speaker 1: because I'm a Laker hater. I don't like saying that
Speaker 1: I laughed. Don't tell Lebron in them because I'm like
Speaker 1: going to the games and shit. But I'm I'm an
Speaker 1: official hater. Who you got going to the finals? I
Speaker 1: mean I think I got Milwaukee on one side and
Speaker 1: on the West. I don't know who's going, but I
Speaker 1: want my man Yokis to go because Yokis looks like
Speaker 1: like he just picked up like a piece of bread
Speaker 1: and went to a personal trainer and was like this
Speaker 1: is what I'm going, right, like get you a bad
Speaker 1: yet and being like, yo, make me look like this
Speaker 1: killing everybody everybody. I love to see that payoff. I
Speaker 1: love to see that payoff. Plus, we grew up at
Speaker 1: a time when it was more hard scrabbled tales of
Speaker 1: basketball players right like they were sending them out to
Speaker 1: private school early. Like you know, dudes had to come
Speaker 1: from something. Hey man, them cats from them countries with
Speaker 1: all them consonants in them. Yes, it's real, dog. It
Speaker 1: finds me of my youth, not my personal youth, because
Speaker 1: we was doing good. But when I would get on
Speaker 1: television and watch the basketball players, it reminded me of that.
Speaker 1: So which team do you hate? Come on, it's just
Speaker 1: me and you here in the world. Ain't watch. Tell
Speaker 1: me I don't think I got a basketball team that
Speaker 1: me and you? Stop. I know, I try to think.
Speaker 1: I mean, when I was little, I hated Boston, but
Speaker 1: you know, things changed. Let me really rephrase that. When
Speaker 1: I was little, I hated the Celtics. I'm up in
Speaker 1: the air on Boston, on the Celtics. You know things
Speaker 1: changed a little bit. Okay, you or Stephen A. Smith?
Speaker 1: At what? Who talks more shit? Oh? Stephen A? You
Speaker 1: think Stephen stephen A? Does I think Stephen Nay talk
Speaker 1: some shit like him? I really think Danning talk dalkh man,
Speaker 1: don't I don't understand the word he says? Fun isn't man?
Speaker 1: This is why I love Shannon. I love Shannon because
Speaker 1: doing when the country shouldn't have to change how they
Speaker 1: talking to me. You should feeling good. That's why I
Speaker 1: love him. So I love he sit there with skipped
Speaker 1: back tip. I'm ha me a black mound, I'm hit
Speaker 1: me some. Yeah, you shout I love I love me some, Shan.
Speaker 1: I like when you're screaming that Job Redd and his father,
Speaker 1: I love you. And let's be clear, he would have
Speaker 1: like the first two or three people didn't want it
Speaker 1: when Steven Adams came over there with his goal too.
Speaker 1: If I think all of a sudden, Shandon Sharp had
Speaker 1: a different tone. But then first three dudes, Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but he did kind of car when Job pulled that
Speaker 1: little gun out on him. Let me tell you, as him,
Speaker 1: as country as Shannon Sharp is, you ain't gonna pull
Speaker 1: no little good on him and getting no reaction. You
Speaker 1: don't come from the backwoods to get scared off by
Speaker 1: three eight. That ain't high worse. Um okay, Floyd Ali
Speaker 1: As my brother who was much larger than me, used
Speaker 1: to tell me when I was little, they make weight
Speaker 1: classes for a reason. No, I wasn't saying I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do the fight. Go. I'm but in terms of greatness,
Speaker 1: which one you think is great? I mean, you gotta
Speaker 1: go with our lague and it's it's it's but it's
Speaker 1: it's a weird thing though, because you kind of gotta
Speaker 1: go with oligue because he lost before, Like Floyd never
Speaker 1: took a fight that we ever thought. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think he might. You know, the only time anybody
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna lose a fight is when he
Speaker 1: fought Ricky hadn't because white people be wishing, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, like that was that was the only one.
Speaker 1: Maybe this time maybe this one, like people forgot the
Speaker 1: whole Revolutionary War and we're acting like Ricky hadn't was
Speaker 1: from which Tom Kansas right, like, no, we're supposed to
Speaker 1: have beef with him. They're like no, but we have
Speaker 1: beef with them, all right. So you your interview with
Speaker 1: Jake Paul went viol last month. Uh, you roasted him
Speaker 1: and and then he lost his fight. Did that make
Speaker 1: you happy? I that a hateful prayer you put out
Speaker 1: in the be honest effort. I didn't want to watch
Speaker 1: the fight because I didn't want to watch him fight,
Speaker 1: Like he's not actually a fighter, but he told us
Speaker 1: because I asked him, because he defenses himself as a
Speaker 1: boxing promoter, like a businessman. So I'm like, what happens
Speaker 1: if you lose? I'm thinking about the money of it,
Speaker 1: and he's like, well, I don't have a loser mentality.
Speaker 1: That seems to be how you live life. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm forty two years old, Like, you're not gonna nanny
Speaker 1: nanny booboo me into this. But then I'm sure you
Speaker 1: forty two, forty two, nanny nanny booboo, And I thought
Speaker 1: you was seventy two. That's my grandfather was sitting there
Speaker 1: on a second. But I tell you this. When I
Speaker 1: found out Jake Paul had a rematch clause, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: who to lose an ow dog? It seems like it
Speaker 1: seems like it seems like you had a plan just
Speaker 1: in case you got your asshood. But by the way,
Speaker 1: is a generally good idea. You just ain't gotta lie
Speaker 1: about it, right you think he whoop your ass. So
Speaker 1: it's a it's a dilemma because on one hand, there
Speaker 1: are a weight classes for a reason. On the other hand,
Speaker 1: I am forty two years old. I can't lose no
Speaker 1: fight to Jake Paul right Why because I can't, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't go. I don't have kids, so I don't
Speaker 1: have it with them. Where Like you can't beat me.
Speaker 1: But if Jake Paul eats me up in public, one
Speaker 1: of us at some point is going to have to die.
Speaker 1: There's no other option. You're gonna be like a drama red.
Speaker 1: Can I use your Little gun? New episodes of Game
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