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Speaker 1: Audio journals like we're writing in our diaries, except we

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Speaker 1: say I'm aloud, Kiki, dear blog.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Caitlin always gives me the advice to know how

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Speaker 2: your partner travels before you marry them or before you

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Speaker 2: get serious with them. And I think that is a

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Speaker 2: very great piece of advice because some of my biggest

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Speaker 2: fights have been in the airport. However, I now want

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Speaker 2: to add to that. I think it's very important to

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Speaker 2: know how your partner uses toothpaste before you all get

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Speaker 2: together and get serious.

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Speaker 3: The travel thing is valid, by the way, oh, very valid,

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Speaker 3: very valid.

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Speaker 2: And now the toothpaste thing, it really is something that

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Speaker 2: you need to know because I clearly live with the

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Speaker 2: serial killer because why does this man squeeze the middle

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Speaker 2: of the topace? Yes, girl, like like like the Hulk.

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Speaker 2: What do you Why are you so mad at the toothpaste?

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Speaker 2: I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: So there's like a big dimple in the middle of it.

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Speaker 2: There is a big hand gripped bridge of toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: Like he just like like a like his whole fist. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and he does this.

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Speaker 2: With water bottles too, Like he'll grab a water bottle

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Speaker 2: and like squeeze it.

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Speaker 3: Paulina, what okay? So why are y'all doing that? What

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Speaker 3: is the problem?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a comfort thing or like

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Speaker 2: you just want to have your water a certain type

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Speaker 2: of way.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, have no idea. You're supposed to use the toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: I well, I grew up in a house with a

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Speaker 2: lot of people. So you would push from the bottom

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Speaker 2: from the end, Yes, from the end, and you go

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Speaker 2: from the bottom so that you can get as much

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Speaker 2: toothpaste out as possible.

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Speaker 1: What I use the top, but then I just then

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Speaker 1: you squeezed from the bottom to get more up to

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Speaker 1: the top, and then I use the top. But I

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Speaker 1: don't you know, they're like a foot log the toothpaste containers.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not like you can't hold it from the bottom.

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Speaker 2: Right, But why would you ever like squeeze.

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Speaker 3: From the middle middle?

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Speaker 2: Like what kind of savage are you?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you might need to leave this man.

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Speaker 2: I might have to because this is crazy. I have

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Speaker 2: never seen anything like it. You have the water bottles

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Speaker 2: looking abuse, the toothpaste looks crazy.

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Speaker 3: How's the tepee? Does he set it on top of

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Speaker 3: the roll instead of changing it?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: He absolutely does?

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Speaker 2: Like what but The good thing about it is we

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Speaker 2: use two separate bathrooms. So when I go in the

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom that he uses is literally like playing

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Speaker 2: a game of mystery. Where will you find the toilet paper?

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Speaker 3: Next, it's on.

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Speaker 2: The shower ledge, It's on the back of the sink.

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Speaker 3: How hard is it just to put it on the roll?

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Speaker 3: People don't do it.

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Speaker 1: And and it hangs down, yes, yeah, over, it hangs over.

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Speaker 3: Not undernder it.

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Speaker 1: And the patterns you can look up the toilet paper

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Speaker 1: inventor and the patent. It was designed to hang down over.

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Speaker 1: He was not designed to go the other way. That's

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Speaker 1: another cycle. Path moves, you see what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it matters too. I'd look at I examine the thing,

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Speaker 1: even like a new one. You got to kind of

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Speaker 1: pull on it a little bit to make sure you

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Speaker 1: know which way it's going, and then I put it

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Speaker 1: on there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So it's rough out here. And Fred, you always say,

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Speaker 2: live in two separate houses. And I'm getting closer and

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Speaker 2: closer every day.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this man, he can molest all the toothpaste. He

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Speaker 1: can molest all the all the toothpaste. What is it

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Speaker 1: called sticks containers?

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Speaker 3: What do you call it? These tubes. He can molest

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Speaker 3: all the tubes he won. Okay, this is getting worse.

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Speaker 3: Everybody