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Speaker 1: My cousin's creepy husband keeps hitting on me, and now

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Speaker 1: they're mad that they fell for my only fans scam.

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Speaker 2: You know, when when you're looking at OnlyFans, you might

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Speaker 2: want to do your due diligence. Yeah, that's all I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say. So I'm just gonna I'm just gonna throw

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Speaker 2: that one out there.

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Speaker 1: If you don't do your due diligence, don't go to

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Speaker 1: the person that you thought you got scammed from and

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Speaker 1: be like I thought I was gonna get naked photos

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Speaker 1: of you.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, this is this is. We're at the title

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Speaker 2: and we're already going downhill.

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Speaker 1: So quick.

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Speaker 2: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Twenty two female met my cousin's husband twenty four female

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Speaker 1: and twenty six male last July for their wedding. They

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Speaker 1: live several states away, so in addition to meeting him

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Speaker 1: for the first time, it was also the first time

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Speaker 1: I'd seen my cousin in a few years. I instantly

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Speaker 1: got a bad vibe from him, and he made several

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Speaker 1: comments that rubbed me the wrong way.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna say several comments about rubbing me.

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Speaker 1: I was like, say, dude, trust me, it's it's bad.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: He told me I seemed like a wild child, and

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Speaker 1: he said, you bet I was a bad girl at

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Speaker 1: my college.

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Speaker 2: Who who says these things?

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Speaker 1: Because its obviously Since meeting him, he has followed me

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and sporadically sends me reels which I don't open,

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Speaker 1: and comments odd things on my post like looking good,

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Speaker 1: cousin looking sexy there, cousin looking bodacious without booty, cousin

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Speaker 1: looking like I want to boink you family member. I

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Speaker 1: wish we were in Mississippi because I would miss that

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Speaker 1: those lips pee you'll see yeah, Mississippi. There we go nailed.

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Speaker 1: He even DM me once saying, hey, I'll be in

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Speaker 1: your state this weekend on business dot dot dot loll

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Speaker 1: which I never opened either. All this definitely creep me out,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't feel like I could say anything about

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Speaker 1: it because my cousin and I aren't close, and I've

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Speaker 1: always felt like she looks down on me because she

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Speaker 1: is a depout Christian and I am not.

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Speaker 2: Hey, let your freak flag fly, baby.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like, well, well, all right, let me be

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Speaker 1: let's be clear about which flag we're allowing to fly. Opie,

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Speaker 1: fly your flag. Creepy cousin, take that fla fuck it,

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Speaker 1: doubt your equivalent of the Confederate flag, and we're burning it.

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Speaker 2: We're burning it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's going to get some people the

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Speaker 1: political commentary for you. Fast forward a week and one

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Speaker 1: of those fake accounts on Instagram popped up with some

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Speaker 1: of my pictures asking for money for X rated pictures

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Speaker 1: of me. Ooh, the bio wasn't broken English. The pictures

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Speaker 1: were poorly crop screenshots of my two most recent posts,

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Speaker 1: and the cash app was a random string of numbers

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Speaker 1: and letters.

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Speaker 2: Seems legit, looks legit.

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Speaker 1: The account just looked very, very fake, and many of

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Speaker 1: my friends sent it to me and immediately reported the account.

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Speaker 1: Of course, there was one person that fell for this scam,

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Speaker 1: and one person only. That person apparently was my cousin's husband.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I then got a very long, nasty DM form my

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Speaker 1: cousin telling me that she had been very tolerant of

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Speaker 1: my sinful lifestyle, whatever that means, but this time I

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Speaker 1: had taken it too far.

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Speaker 2: Oh my tolerant of her sinful life, though.

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Speaker 1: She said she didn't care that we were family and

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Speaker 1: so long as I was posing a threat to our marriage,

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Speaker 1: I was no longer welcome in their lives. A threat

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Speaker 1: to bro your husband is a threat to your marriage.

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Speaker 1: It means like buying me the only fans of your cousin.

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Speaker 2: Literally it is your husband. It's sweet, sweetie. I love

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Speaker 2: I love how like this.

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Speaker 1: I love this logic where it's like, no, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: can't be mad at my husband. No, never ever trying

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Speaker 1: to look at nudies of my cousin. But I can't

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Speaker 1: get mad at my cousin.

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Speaker 2: Him trying to purchase nudes of my own cousin. It's

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Speaker 2: not even hers.

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Speaker 1: I take a fake account as a scam.

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Speaker 2: I love it. She revealed her true colors.

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Speaker 1: I calmly and politely responded that this account was not

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Speaker 1: me and that I had already a report of the

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Speaker 1: account to Instagram to be taken down, and I apologized

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Speaker 1: for the apparent disruption to her day. She responded that

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Speaker 1: she didn't believe me, and she said she spites me

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Speaker 1: for having such low self esteem and would keep me

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Speaker 1: in her prayers. Oh my, stop, get out of here,

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Speaker 1: get out of your take her out of your prayers,

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Speaker 1: out of there, no prayers for her. I lost it

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Speaker 1: at this point. I called her stupid for falling for

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Speaker 1: an account that was so obviously fake, and said that

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Speaker 1: her husband was such a blatant creep it was embarrassing

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Speaker 1: she even married him. I sent screenshots of months of

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Speaker 1: DMS from him that I never responded to, and concluded

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Speaker 1: by saying, if your marriage is so easily threatened, get

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Speaker 1: a freaking divorce. Don't take your insecurities out on me. Uh, dude,

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Speaker 1: dropping down the freaking mite. It's true, It is true, dude,

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Speaker 1: this marriage ain't gonallow if he's already flirting with your

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Speaker 1: cousin like day one, next the sister.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Shortly after, I got angry phone calls from my mom

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Speaker 1: and my grandma saying my cousin made an honest mistake

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Speaker 1: and that my response was cruel and unjustified. You know

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Speaker 1: what's unjustified how much this cousin's husband is flirting with op.

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Speaker 2: Please can we please address an actual issue?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Please? For once and your freaking life Reddit story,

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Speaker 1: could you just like be normal.

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Speaker 2: Normal characters.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, my cousin showed everyone our messages and is humiliated

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Speaker 1: by what I said. I mean, I mean it's kind

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Speaker 1: of humiliating. So I YEA true and humiliating. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: mom is worried. Our relationship with that side of the

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Speaker 1: family is permanently damaged. And now I may not be

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Speaker 1: welcome to future family gatherings because my grandma doesn't want

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Speaker 1: the drama. How about and uninvite this husband? Dude.

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Speaker 2: Literally, we're doing everything but solving the problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, husband needs to be removed. This guy is please.

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Speaker 1: I really don't feel like my response is out of line,

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Speaker 1: but since no one else agrees with me, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: So am I the a hole?

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Speaker 2: Op? You absolutely are the a hole. You need to,

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Speaker 2: you know, shut down your life, from yourself, from your family.

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Speaker 1: Fat. You need to make sure that you get in

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Speaker 1: charge of Instagram as the CEO so you can make

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Speaker 1: sure that there are no scams offering. Your only fanis.

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Speaker 2: Until until you become the CEO of Instagram. You cannot

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Speaker 2: you cannot be forgiven. Yah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not invited to a family gathering until you're the

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Speaker 1: CEO of Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Move over, Marky Mark, that's right, get out of here,

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Speaker 2: zuck dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's actually get out through something.

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Speaker 2: Make Instagram Instagram again. Yeah, exactly