Speaker 1: Start upstart Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys Data
Speaker 1: they making noise Data dot up episode two thirty nine.
Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Are you sure it's to
Speaker 1: thirty nine? Well, I'm sure now, I mean after you
Speaker 1: confirmed it for me. Yeah, but you're still never sure.
Speaker 1: You asked me and then you say, hey, what episode
Speaker 1: is this? And I say the episode and you say
Speaker 1: you sure? Sure? Do you make me open up the
Speaker 1: I Heart app and see if it's the episode? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I'm always forgetting. And there have been times where
Speaker 1: I called out the wrong number. I don't like you have.
Speaker 1: Do you have a call out the wrong name? What?
Speaker 1: In in bed? Yeah? No, really no. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's it's been it's been years, it's been since I
Speaker 1: since that was even an issue. But yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: but even in those in in that those times. No,
Speaker 1: In fact, I don't think I've ever called out someone's
Speaker 1: name in bed. Ever, I'm looking back at my history
Speaker 1: right now, hold on scanning, scanning my brain. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever called anyone's name out. I mean I
Speaker 1: think that's uh, that's only in movies, you think. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I think it's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a myth. I don't know. I feel like, I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously we we've heard it before, right, Oh you're calling
Speaker 1: out my name was, isn't it? Well, let me ask No,
Speaker 1: you know the Trace Songs song. I bet the neighbors
Speaker 1: know my name. It's great fucking song. It's uh, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's about how how well he bangs his his
Speaker 1: woman and then and they have the best sex. And
Speaker 1: the whole point is she screams so loud his name,
Speaker 1: he's the name of. So you know the choruses. I
Speaker 1: bet the neighbors know my Name's great. You got a
Speaker 1: guy's google it. Let's listen to this song. Hot song.
Speaker 1: But you know it's a few years old too. But
Speaker 1: I do think because it's only in movies, I don't think.
Speaker 1: But it is the thing. Well, tray, so you think
Speaker 1: Trey Songs is lying, Well, it's he's going with the
Speaker 1: old wives tale he's going wait wait mate, you think
Speaker 1: he only bangs old wives. No, he's going with the
Speaker 1: with because that's what that's what people say. It's a same.
Speaker 1: I really think it's I really think it's a it's
Speaker 1: a more of a uh just thought something idiomatic expression,
Speaker 1: somebody would say, but you're implying that Trey Songs is
Speaker 1: implying that because she yells at his name, the sex
Speaker 1: is good. Therefore, maybe you've not You and I have
Speaker 1: never had great sex. No, I that maybe that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were, maybe you're maybe you're guilty of no
Speaker 1: women's that. No women really do that, but actually the
Speaker 1: ones enjoying themselves do. And is that's the first thing
Speaker 1: you're gonna do is yell the guy's name. And I
Speaker 1: don't know. Slices. Uh, here's what I wanted to do, Slices.
Speaker 1: I want you to go to two on eight, f
Speaker 1: you A seventy seven, leave us a message, or use
Speaker 1: the talkback feature on the I Heart radio app and
Speaker 1: leave us a message. Do you call out names? Have
Speaker 1: you called out the wrong name? And if you, has
Speaker 1: anyone called out your name? And what were you doing?
Speaker 1: And if you do? If you do, why don't you
Speaker 1: Why don't you acted out as if you were doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How did how did it sound to you? How did
Speaker 1: you sound doing it? What did it sound like? Don't
Speaker 1: be like, hey man, this is this is Steve Brode scary.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, no, don't do that. You got to tell
Speaker 1: us that you did it or hurt it done and
Speaker 1: then re enacted. If you could just take the microphone
Speaker 1: out of your mouth because you're swallowing it, Brodie, that
Speaker 1: would be great. Oh, I thought you were making a
Speaker 1: reference to the slices. Shouldn't do that because oh was
Speaker 1: I was too close to the mic? Really, yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: You're pinning the needles as pinning and did the needle
Speaker 1: call out my name? Maybe the needle knows your name,
Speaker 1: but you're pinning me. You're pinning me. By the way,
Speaker 1: if somebody called out my last name during sex, it
Speaker 1: would have had to have been since I'm in radio
Speaker 1: and I was married before I was in radio, and
Speaker 1: I can assure you my wife is not yelling out
Speaker 1: my last name. That would be so awkward, right because
Speaker 1: it's also her last name, which would be even more awkward.
Speaker 1: I just don't think people do it. I don't think
Speaker 1: people call call each other's names out. I just don't
Speaker 1: help us out there. Um, I mean, there's a million
Speaker 1: other words you could scream. Why that, Because you're you're, you're, you're,
Speaker 1: you want to acknowledge the person you're with you're like, oh, oh, Maria,
Speaker 1: you know. So I got into a conversation today with
Speaker 1: my other podcast host from Speaking Volumes podcast. I'm not jealous.
Speaker 1: I'm not jealous. Yeah. We were talking and she said,
Speaker 1: that's what you're doing because we know because sometimes we
Speaker 1: sometimes we brainstorm about some topics or what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: And she goes, why is it so easy for you
Speaker 1: to do Brooklyn Boys, I'm not saying, oh, I feel
Speaker 1: I feel like it might be a little ship. I
Speaker 1: don't be don't be in. She may be calling out
Speaker 1: your name pretty soon. Yeah, shrekn do much better than me.
Speaker 1: So and I said, you know, let me break this
Speaker 1: down and I and I actually vocalized for the first
Speaker 1: time her name. Why this works well because with her
Speaker 1: it's like we usually fall on the same side of
Speaker 1: an argument, and we worked together really an argument then no,
Speaker 1: but we worked together as a team and we kind
Speaker 1: of we brace store about topics to explore cics. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine if this podcast was me and Scary agreeing
Speaker 1: on everything. And by the way, if I say, if
Speaker 1: can you agree with me and Scary? I was Somebody
Speaker 1: tweeted it man no names, someone DM me rather and said, well,
Speaker 1: you corrected scaring his grammar. But then you said me
Speaker 1: and my wife. Yes, there are certain times you can't
Speaker 1: start a sentence with me and my wife went to
Speaker 1: the to the to the musement park, because you wouldn't
Speaker 1: say me went to the musement park. But if I
Speaker 1: but if I said, can you imagine this podcast if
Speaker 1: it was just me and Scary arguing or not arguing,
Speaker 1: I could also say, can you imagine this podcast with
Speaker 1: just me? Right, you take the other name out, it
Speaker 1: still makes sense. So I'm not gonna get into the
Speaker 1: whole right, but other words, don't correct me on that one.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm that one. I'm okay, Okay, I'm okay. So
Speaker 1: so I can't imagine if this podcast was you and
Speaker 1: you and me agreeing. Well, right, so, so I said,
Speaker 1: I said the podcast usually, I said, Usually, we don't
Speaker 1: really have to think too much because whatever I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: he's gonna take the exact opposite angle because we are different.
Speaker 1: We are cut from the same cloth as much even
Speaker 1: though we have Brooklyn, even though we have Brooklyn and common,
Speaker 1: we never see we never see eye to eyeon ship
Speaker 1: on anything, we and everything. Everything Well, pizza. There are
Speaker 1: very few things, if you think about it, there are
Speaker 1: very few things that you and I actually agree on.
Speaker 1: Everything is Everything is an argument. Everything is a debate.
Speaker 1: Not no, it's not. You are on the opposite side
Speaker 1: of everything, and it's not for the sake of it.
Speaker 1: It's because that's who you are. It's for the sake
Speaker 1: of it. You'll accuse me of going out to a
Speaker 1: boogie restaurant, yes, because by the way, did you not
Speaker 1: know what to I just disagree with everything you just
Speaker 1: said I did. That's what I'm just going on. I'm
Speaker 1: just continuing along. I know how to play. And then
Speaker 1: you don't see what I'm saying there right exactly speaking
Speaker 1: of booge restaurants, because you go to boogie restaurants all
Speaker 1: the time. I want to say, you did right by me,
Speaker 1: and my friends did not do right by me. I
Speaker 1: did do right by you. You did because I have
Speaker 1: a group of six to nine high school friends, junior
Speaker 1: high school, high school friends. We're a group and we
Speaker 1: try to get together at least once a year, maybe twice,
Speaker 1: and sometimes we go a year or two without getting together.
Speaker 1: So for instance, pandemic, we didn't get together, so we
Speaker 1: really haven't gotten together in a in a couple of years. So, okay,
Speaker 1: some of us live in New Jersey and some of
Speaker 1: us live a couple of us live in Manhattan, and
Speaker 1: a couple of us live in Long Island, which is
Speaker 1: east of Manhattan, and one person lives north of Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Um about forty five minutes out of Manhattan. Now, judging
Speaker 1: from that scenario right there, and you may not be
Speaker 1: familiar with the geography of the United of this part
Speaker 1: of the country, but my explanation. But judging from there,
Speaker 1: from that, Manhattan good A good A good meeting place
Speaker 1: for you guys would be Manhattan and me and probably
Speaker 1: just through one of the tunnels of New Jersey, meaning
Speaker 1: like it's close to Manhattan. It's just it's it's it's
Speaker 1: still close enough for the people from Long islandly get there.
Speaker 1: So we spent almost three weeks finding a place outside
Speaker 1: of Manhattan and drilled it down for you, rilled down
Speaker 1: this will be writing right near a ferry. It was
Speaker 1: easily drivable and we had parking. Then one person said, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's too far from the ferry. Can
Speaker 1: get at the closer. Why don't we try Hoboken which
Speaker 1: is right over the bridge, I'm sorry, right over the
Speaker 1: tunnel and the ferry. It's like perfectly located, which is
Speaker 1: why it's a great town with great restaurant. So I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, if we're gonna change where we're going,
Speaker 1: let me talk to my my podcast co host, because
Speaker 1: he is the mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey, he knows
Speaker 1: every place in Hoboken in Jersey City that's parking. I
Speaker 1: looked up where the parking lots were and Scary came
Speaker 1: through with like eight places that would fit what we
Speaker 1: were looking for, and then down to the top three
Speaker 1: and then we said, look here, the one that you
Speaker 1: chose is probably going to be the best for everyone.
Speaker 1: And I even know the owner, so I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: him a call. And I know that when I call
Speaker 1: the owner, he's gonna throw around the drinks and and
Speaker 1: some apps your way, guaranteed, because that's the kind of guy.
Speaker 1: And we can say where it is right, yeah, the place.
Speaker 1: I've been there with you. I got a tour of
Speaker 1: the place. It's unbelievable. And Kenny and Connor, they are phenomenal.
Speaker 1: So I got all excited. I'm like, so I was
Speaker 1: pushing my friends to like, hey, you know what, we
Speaker 1: should go to the Ashford. I can get us a table. Translation,
Speaker 1: my friend can get us a table. And they're really
Speaker 1: good people there. The food's great, it's a great bar,
Speaker 1: great atmosphere. It'll be awesome. And it's not. It's it's
Speaker 1: not it's gonna be easy on the pocket. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna put right which who doesn't love that? So I
Speaker 1: got I got a couple of thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, that's great. Thanks for doing the legwork, I said,
Speaker 1: he is, here's five places that I've narrowed it down
Speaker 1: to do the research. Here's the one place I know
Speaker 1: we can get a table. You guys decide where are
Speaker 1: the four places of five places you want to go.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind that one place you can hook us
Speaker 1: up and get back to me greatly. Well, so a
Speaker 1: few people came back to me like this is great,
Speaker 1: nice variety, this place has a parking lot. This is great.
Speaker 1: And then a couple of people chimed in with well,
Speaker 1: it's it's a bridge and a tunnel for me, And
Speaker 1: then one person was like, it's eight dollars and it's
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's we should have gone somewhere a
Speaker 1: little further than why do you have friends like this
Speaker 1: in your life? Because I because I'm crazy about them anyway,
Speaker 1: So you ye the name? Nope, nope new A couple
Speaker 1: of people, a couple of people in the group were
Speaker 1: like texting each other, going, this is this is why
Speaker 1: we don't get together, this is why we can't get together.
Speaker 1: Whatch So finally, the person who lives worth of Manhattan
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, you know, we could go to this
Speaker 1: place not far from here that has a parking lot.
Speaker 1: There's more space, and I'm sure we can get a table.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, not a problem. So my friends
Speaker 1: renting a zip car from Manhattan to drive forty five
Speaker 1: minutes to go up north, and everyone's out of his
Speaker 1: pocket now it's also uh six and tolls plus gas
Speaker 1: for me a forty five minute longer drive. But I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, we all want to get to
Speaker 1: it's not a problem. Okay, you're gonna go there tomorrow,
Speaker 1: the person says. The person says, I'll call the place
Speaker 1: and get us a table for six. Since it's near me,
Speaker 1: I'll make the phone call. Oh it sounds great. Guess what.
Speaker 1: They don't have any room. They don't have any room, right,
Speaker 1: But now my friends already rented the car, and people
Speaker 1: have already made plans and bought train tickets and you
Speaker 1: know all this other stuff. So if we're going to
Speaker 1: that area, now we have to find a backup location
Speaker 1: with angry men. I don't understand. Why can't you like, No,
Speaker 1: it's the women women involved. Yes, I don't. It's like
Speaker 1: you and your boys. No, No, it's my boys and
Speaker 1: my women. I know these are people I know since
Speaker 1: I'm since I'm twelve, like people be more accommodating. Then,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's hard to coordinate people in different locations.
Speaker 1: You know, the older people get, the more that they
Speaker 1: get set in their fucking ways. And they don't set
Speaker 1: in their ways. That's the problem. No, they said in
Speaker 1: their ways like I don't want to travel. Whoever, who
Speaker 1: fucking took a ship all over the original plan? They
Speaker 1: had to be You said it was like one or
Speaker 1: two people, you know what, leave them home. Let everybody else.
Speaker 1: Can't they know they're fun? No, I can't. I going
Speaker 1: to the astid We're not going to the but I
Speaker 1: can assure you never time. Next time, we're going to
Speaker 1: the goddamn, that's it. Good. Put your foot down, and
Speaker 1: you know what, they don't serve dil there, so you're
Speaker 1: really happy. You're damn right, Floyd. Can I gave you
Speaker 1: an out? I'm like atil boom supposed to jingle, I
Speaker 1: got it, I hit it. My my my finger wasn't
Speaker 1: on the on the button. Alright, alright. Um, I I
Speaker 1: met somebody last night. I went to a a networking
Speaker 1: meet and greet. So it was a lot of big, big,
Speaker 1: big big shots who work in audio related industries, podcasting,
Speaker 1: the music division, music companies, TV radio, some big shots
Speaker 1: from our you know, I heart our old company that
Speaker 1: I didn't know. There's such big shots. I don't even
Speaker 1: know them. They're so far up up up in like
Speaker 1: legal departments. I don't even know who they are. So
Speaker 1: I met one woman. Uh, she happens to be Chinese.
Speaker 1: That's important to the story. I had never met him before.
Speaker 1: She works in television and we had a great conversation.
Speaker 1: That turns out we went to the same high school.
Speaker 1: She graduated before I did by she so she graduated
Speaker 1: the year before I went into the high school, so
Speaker 1: we didn't overlap. But oh, she's like I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you went? So of course I showed her, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, pictures and whatever, and I proved that I
Speaker 1: went there, and he's like, oh my god. We hit
Speaker 1: it up great. So we were talking about Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: how we you know, it's harder to find good pizza
Speaker 1: in our area. That's like the pizza we had in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: No offense, tow Jersey pizza is a lot of good pizza,
Speaker 1: but you know there's a specific style you liked in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: It's always find a horse. So I so I start
Speaker 1: this conversation and now it's awkward because I want to
Speaker 1: talk about how I can't find Chinese food in New
Speaker 1: Jersey like the Chinese food in Brooklyn. There's a difference.
Speaker 1: There's a difference. There's only one place. And I've talked
Speaker 1: about a couple of people of d M me. There's
Speaker 1: one place, um, a couple of towns over from me
Speaker 1: that makes Chinese food like the people in Brooklyn did. Right,
Speaker 1: And I asked him if they had family in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: They don't know what I'm talking about, Like, no, we
Speaker 1: don't have because I can't understand why they're the only
Speaker 1: ones that make certain items the way they do exactly,
Speaker 1: like every place in Brooklyn makes Okay, Well, it's hard
Speaker 1: to talk about Chinese food to a Chinese person because
Speaker 1: you know how I I ripped you about Sadel's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you were like an Italian guy telling me about
Speaker 1: Jewish food. Well, she's like, oh, well, where do you
Speaker 1: like the Chinese food from in the area? I said, Well,
Speaker 1: if I want fried rice, I go to these three places.
Speaker 1: But if I want one time, I jump super go
Speaker 1: to this place. So I have a couple of favorites.
Speaker 1: But you know, nobody does everything great. And she scary.
Speaker 1: She laughed and she said, you you you are naming
Speaker 1: places that white people like. Of course it's not not Asian. Well, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we we grew up in Brooklyn. We grew up with
Speaker 1: she's from Boklyn, but we grew up within this with
Speaker 1: a style of Chinese food that we knew in these
Speaker 1: restaurants that were that were familiar to us and we enjoyed.
Speaker 1: But because she's she's Chinese, there's a great chance that
Speaker 1: she never ate it. Those types of places she looked
Speaker 1: at home. No, she she has gone to them, but
Speaker 1: it's not official for her. Right our parents cooked whatever.
Speaker 1: So she says to me, the only good Chinese restaurants
Speaker 1: in this area in Chinatown and I and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's lots of good Chinatown restaurants. So she's which one
Speaker 1: do you like? And I said, well, I like um
Speaker 1: woa hop. And she starts laughing because it's a white
Speaker 1: guy Chinese place. So he said, now wait a minute,
Speaker 1: she says no. I said, look, I am not a
Speaker 1: dead pig in the window Chinese restaurant guy. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not a chicken in the window guy. Because the authentic,
Speaker 1: authentic Chinese places usually have pigs or chickens, hangs the goose,
Speaker 1: the geese, the brown golden or by the little pig whatever. Right, okay,
Speaker 1: I said, I. He says, because you have to go
Speaker 1: to places where Chinese people eat. I said, look, in theory,
Speaker 1: I get that, Like if I'm gonna go for Jewish food,
Speaker 1: I want to go to a place where Jewish people go,
Speaker 1: because that means they know the food. Like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: you tell not you go from Tian food. You want
Speaker 1: to go where the time people go. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: In Brooklyn, it's known that choose no Chinese food we're
Speaker 1: connoisseurs of Chinese food. We're not connoisseurs of Chinese Chinese food.
Speaker 1: So we went back and forth in a friendly but
Speaker 1: I it sounded like you and I having a debate.
Speaker 1: And I realized I caught myself, and I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I am not going to tell you what
Speaker 1: good Chinese food is. So what's what I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you where the good Chinese American bastardized
Speaker 1: version of that. Yeah, because that's who we eat. We do,
Speaker 1: we do, but we come to terms with it. But
Speaker 1: she loves loves the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Nope that I
Speaker 1: call it rose Poklam indevixtuals, Rose Vegetables. And I showed
Speaker 1: her our Brooklyn Boys T shirt of the Chinese restaurant menu.
Speaker 1: I did not tell her the grape soda story. I
Speaker 1: should have. She would feel like she might think I
Speaker 1: was stealing from her people. Would you you would have
Speaker 1: shamed me? Maybe? But what if? Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: so much fun. Amazing woman, amazing resume. But she said
Speaker 1: to me, she's look, I respect that you don't know
Speaker 1: Chinese food, but you know what you know. But I
Speaker 1: am personally going to take you to Chinatown to the
Speaker 1: best dim sum places and and and make your head
Speaker 1: explode when you taste the best of the best. So well,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going yet, but I just
Speaker 1: said her last night that she already hit me up
Speaker 1: on LinkedIn and she's like, don't forget, we gotta pick
Speaker 1: at night. I'm gonna take you and we're going for
Speaker 1: the best Chinese food. That sounds like she's making a
Speaker 1: pass at you. No, no, no, no, no, my wedding
Speaker 1: was on. No, no, I don't listen. People sometimes love food.
Speaker 1: She may be unhappy in her marriage. I don't know. Oh,
Speaker 1: stop it. Hey, So I went to Philly this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a bone to pick with you. Good you
Speaker 1: you you you last week you were on this podcast.
Speaker 1: By the way, we do have at least three new
Speaker 1: listeners to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh hey, welcome, because
Speaker 1: some of the people that work at I Heeart Media
Speaker 1: were aware of who I was. Never heard of our podcast.
Speaker 1: So I watched them as they subscribed, and we'll listen
Speaker 1: to episodes zero. Well, let's welcome them into the into
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Well, I told him to listen in order
Speaker 1: so that it may be like three years before the
Speaker 1: man at this point, but I was like, what, you
Speaker 1: don't listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast? You guys working? Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 1: So last week you were like, oh, taking my girlfriend
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, and I'm like, oh, like this restaurant you
Speaker 1: want to go to and laser Wolf. Yeah. I'm torn
Speaker 1: here because part of me wants to say kudos to
Speaker 1: Scary Jones but not mentioning that it was a sponsored event.
Speaker 1: But you went to Philadelphia, and you went to places
Speaker 1: you might not normally have gone something something it was
Speaker 1: curated by It was curated by the people at Visit Philly.
Speaker 1: Visit Philly is a tourism board of Philadelphia. And and
Speaker 1: so I think it's on the button, right, I'm doing
Speaker 1: a campaign? Is on the button? You really think it's
Speaker 1: on the button? You really? You really can't know, no,
Speaker 1: because get ready, there's no yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. So you tagged every single
Speaker 1: thing with Visit Philly. Well, they're the people that sponsored
Speaker 1: my weekend. But it goes beyond that because you went
Speaker 1: to a lot of places radio I was I was doing,
Speaker 1: I did a campaign I did commercials. Here's what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a weekend get away. It takes me
Speaker 1: about an hour and change to get over there. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: good time. And and they led me to some awesome
Speaker 1: highlights of what's happening in Philly right now, which is
Speaker 1: like a lot of fun. And it was like, it
Speaker 1: was a great time. And so I went to a
Speaker 1: couple of restaurant and you went to Delesandro's, I think
Speaker 1: for cheesteaks. Yeah, because and then I got a photography there.
Speaker 1: I'm not it was pouring rain and we ate in
Speaker 1: the hotel room, and you know, I disappointed, honestly, if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest about this, um, the same way
Speaker 1: that Chinese woman mocked you for eating the bastardized American
Speaker 1: Chinese food is the same way a lot of Philadelphia
Speaker 1: people will mock you for eating Pats, Patrick, Ginos, Genos,
Speaker 1: and Pats or gyms because to them, that's where the
Speaker 1: tourists go, and that's what and if if we're being honest,
Speaker 1: that's where I used to know. And now now I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm expanding my horizons a little bit, you know, some
Speaker 1: of the you know, I want to go where you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't get to go to John's Roast Pork, which
Speaker 1: is a place that's been open to this nineteen thirty.
Speaker 1: And did you get any truffle cheese steak? No, truffle cheeseake.
Speaker 1: But but I did. But this Laser Wolf Restaurant was
Speaker 1: another place was in an Israeli restaurant, which you why
Speaker 1: the name Laser Wolf is that? No, it's it's it's Israeli.
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy, the guy, it's it's a
Speaker 1: hot spot. And I'll tell you they opened no, no, no,
Speaker 1: if it's Israeli, it's a hot spot. The hot spot, well,
Speaker 1: they opened up one in in Williamsburg. In fact, that
Speaker 1: was the place the restaurant if you remember a couple
Speaker 1: of months back where Howard Hearn finally came out of
Speaker 1: his basement and was hanging out with Jennifer Aniston and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel and a bunch of their celebrity friend Laser
Speaker 1: Wolf in uh Williamsburg. You can't get you can't get
Speaker 1: near the place, you know, Howard, uh finally after two years,
Speaker 1: two and a half years came into the studio and
Speaker 1: did an interview of Bruce Springsteen. Oh how fun. It's
Speaker 1: the first time since the pandemic he's left his house
Speaker 1: to go to to go to ste to go to
Speaker 1: the studio once. He did it for Bruce because Spruce,
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen said, Uh, you should come in and be
Speaker 1: a better interview. I have to say we should go
Speaker 1: into the studio if Spruce, yeah, I just said, I said,
Speaker 1: Spruce Springsteen, I don't tell you. It made. It made
Speaker 1: all the difference in the world being there for the interview,
Speaker 1: whether you're Howard Stern fin or not, or a Bruce
Speaker 1: Springsteen fan or not. It was Howard's the best interview
Speaker 1: on the planet. Uh. It a fantastic It's it's so
Speaker 1: entertaining to hear Bruce talking about he wrote songs and
Speaker 1: why he wrote them, and amazing interview. I think, if
Speaker 1: I'm correct, the whole thing is gonna be on HBO.
Speaker 1: It's not a sponsor, but they filmed it and I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna an HBO special. So anyway, but I'm
Speaker 1: just saying you and I went into studio after a while,
Speaker 1: even I went back before Howard did. But he's a germophobe.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do back to? Uh so,
Speaker 1: so Philly was a great time, phil and and and
Speaker 1: if if I may, um, you know, they have their
Speaker 1: outdoor Christmas villages, they got ice skating rinks and they
Speaker 1: got all some a lot of stuff. You're not getting
Speaker 1: paid for this, no, no, but but it was a
Speaker 1: great time. And I do recommend people go, that's all.
Speaker 1: And it's just a generic go to Philly, go visit Philly. Well,
Speaker 1: I may be going to Atlantic City and Philly for
Speaker 1: a weekend coming up last week. Did I talked to
Speaker 1: you about def Lepred and Motley Crue if planing Atlantic City? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did, almost did, Yes you did? Okay, so real
Speaker 1: quick just to recap. So, def Lepard and Motley Crue
Speaker 1: two of my favorite bands. They're gonna be playing uh
Speaker 1: hard rock, Cassie know. And I told you the worst
Speaker 1: seats in the house are two, which is outrageous, outrageous.
Speaker 1: So one of our listeners, I'm not going to mention
Speaker 1: his name. He d ms me oh yeah, and he
Speaker 1: says not. Look, I'm not putting him any pressure. I
Speaker 1: want to thank him publicly. He knows who he is.
Speaker 1: Even for the offer. He says, listen, Mick Mars, the
Speaker 1: guitar player for Motley Crue is not is not playing
Speaker 1: with the band. He's he's has a lot of health issues.
Speaker 1: And I very closely. Uh No, the guy filling in,
Speaker 1: Oh do you really Yeah, big name guitars, so you
Speaker 1: know himendous guitar player John five, that's his stage name. Amazing.
Speaker 1: He played for Rob Zombie and he played for um
Speaker 1: Marilyn Mansons. Filling in people listening to he says to me,
Speaker 1: don't know if I can, if I can get if
Speaker 1: I can get your tickets. So I'm like what he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm my I'll talk to him. You'll talk to John five.
Speaker 1: So to the to the to the person who DM me,
Speaker 1: who may may may or may not. Well he is,
Speaker 1: I know he is like Johnny five. But number five?
Speaker 1: Who John? Who knows John five? She said, yeah, she said,
Speaker 1: even the fact that you offered is a very very
Speaker 1: nice thing. Whether you you know you could do it
Speaker 1: or not, is you know, whether I don't want to
Speaker 1: bother John you know whatever, but that was great. That
Speaker 1: was very nice. So slices, you guys always looking out
Speaker 1: for us, and I appreciate it. That's all I want
Speaker 1: a right today. What has jinger Ball tickets for Ginger Bowl?
Speaker 1: I could use a pair of tickets. Don't you need
Speaker 1: some tickets? If you do, let me know legit. I
Speaker 1: don't have tickets for the first time. My kids have
Speaker 1: been every jingle Ball since not two thousand when they
Speaker 1: were born, and uh they I don't have tickets. So anyway,
Speaker 1: if you have to find that a count of late
Speaker 1: in the game for that, well, you know legally, legally,
Speaker 1: I don't work five heart anymore. I could call up
Speaker 1: and win ticket. You can. You can win them. I
Speaker 1: tell that to my kids. My kids called up there,
Speaker 1: like Dad, you're all your old radio stations given away
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift tickets. I said, great, call up and try
Speaker 1: to be calling one hundred. You're allowed to win now
Speaker 1: you are, because you're not. You don't You're not an
Speaker 1: employee there, I'm not hey, speaking of winning. I saw
Speaker 1: a billboard, and you tell me if this makes sense
Speaker 1: to you, or if this is wrong or am I overacting.
Speaker 1: It was a big radio station giveaway. I think it
Speaker 1: was a radio station giveaway and it said one lucky
Speaker 1: winner will win free gas for a year, said we'll
Speaker 1: win free gas. One lucky will win a year's worth
Speaker 1: of can win free Can we quantify that? What is
Speaker 1: a year's worth of game? First of all, right, what's
Speaker 1: the year's worth to anybody? It depends on what you drive.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Can you win free gas if
Speaker 1: it's if it's free gas, you don't win it. You
Speaker 1: win gas. You win free gas. No, you you win
Speaker 1: free gas for a year. Yeah, but it's the prize,
Speaker 1: the wind free gas. The billboards said win free gas.
Speaker 1: Why do you take everything so literally? I think that
Speaker 1: was what my job is, but you were It was
Speaker 1: written properly. No, it' said wind free gas, which is
Speaker 1: which makes all the sense in the world. No, you
Speaker 1: win gas. If I win gas it's free. No, you
Speaker 1: win free gas like you win if it's free. Why
Speaker 1: I need to win? I just go take it. Well,
Speaker 1: if you lose, you don't get free gas. It's not
Speaker 1: free anymore. But the gas is already free and it's
Speaker 1: gonna cost you four dollars five dollars a gallon. No,
Speaker 1: then you're winning four dollars and five dollars a gallon gas.
Speaker 1: I don't want to win free gas. It's already free.
Speaker 1: The contest clearly states win the billboards, billboards, win free gas.
Speaker 1: It's win free gas, meaning like because if you do,
Speaker 1: if you think the money, but if you don't win,
Speaker 1: then it's not free. So obviously if the free, if
Speaker 1: it's free gas, I don't have to win it. I
Speaker 1: can go just go get it. It's free gas. You're nitpicking,
Speaker 1: your nitpicking? Have you ever so that how would you win?
Speaker 1: You free money? Yees, win money, that's just win money.
Speaker 1: You get free money, you get free gas. No, you
Speaker 1: don't get free money free. Yeah. But when you say
Speaker 1: win free gas, when when um speaks to it, insinuates no, no,
Speaker 1: but win is talking to prize, win, win in parentheses
Speaker 1: a prize. I didn't have a comma. There's no parentheses. No,
Speaker 1: but it's when it's it's understood, it's understood clearly, not
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. Win a prize and then in
Speaker 1: the prize is free gas. But that's not a prize.
Speaker 1: It can't get you can't give away free gas. Madon
Speaker 1: mad Hey, um, what do you remember any embarrassing typos
Speaker 1: that you've tweeted or posted? Like you ort to correct
Speaker 1: and you posted something that was really bad. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: when um it was the summer and we were down
Speaker 1: in Miami and I was the Fountain Blue and our
Speaker 1: our friends Stephen was gonna meet me at my room,
Speaker 1: and uh, Stephen was like, all right, ten minutes, and
Speaker 1: then I said yeah, I said, all right, I'll meet
Speaker 1: you in ten minutes. I'm humping in the shower. But
Speaker 1: I wrote jumping in the shower. But the fucking the
Speaker 1: fucking thing corrects to ort to correct to humping in
Speaker 1: the shower, right, So what did he? Right? Back? He?
Speaker 1: And I Then I put my phone down to go
Speaker 1: jump in the shower, and then I I walked out
Speaker 1: to a bunch of lewd comments like no, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be over in three. That's our friend Steve.
Speaker 1: You know Stephen. Yeah, Stephen, Uh you know you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I've said about Stephen, but anyway, yeah, why do
Speaker 1: you ask there, David Brodie? Well, so I remember, um,
Speaker 1: I remember I had put up. Um. I've made mistakes too,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about posting on social media. You don't
Speaker 1: remember posting on social media anything where you messed up? Right,
Speaker 1: Like not that bad? I mean because we hear there
Speaker 1: where things are spelled wrong, but not where one letter
Speaker 1: threw off everything and turned it into a different meaning altogether.
Speaker 1: I've done that. I don't remember them. I remember sometimes
Speaker 1: I've done it where like I put it goes the
Speaker 1: wrong word. Well, I don't know if you follow, if
Speaker 1: you follow baseball at all, be there's been a major
Speaker 1: stuff slices. I'm doing the slices. There's been a major
Speaker 1: story in baseball. So right now this week is the
Speaker 1: as you were as we're recording. This is the Baseball
Speaker 1: Winter Meetings. It's when all the general managers and and
Speaker 1: a lot of some of the managers and the agents
Speaker 1: and the players they fly out to San Diego this
Speaker 1: year and they get together and that's where they work
Speaker 1: out contracts. It's where like a lot of the free
Speaker 1: agent signings happen, and the biggest one has been Aaron Judge.
Speaker 1: Aaron Judge is arguably one of the best players in baseball,
Speaker 1: had and one of the best seasons ever in baseball.
Speaker 1: He's a free agent from the Yankees, and two teams
Speaker 1: had narrowed down to who was going to pay him
Speaker 1: the most money. The Giants and the Yankees had come
Speaker 1: down to those two teams part of this conversation. I'll
Speaker 1: talk to you off fair No One conversation. Okay. So
Speaker 1: he grew up in northern California and he always said
Speaker 1: he always wanted to be a play with for the Giants,
Speaker 1: but he's also a Yankee for for seven years, and
Speaker 1: so it was a lot of back and forth where
Speaker 1: he was gonna go, a lot of speculation, and so
Speaker 1: yesterday John Hayman h A Y M a N one
Speaker 1: of the premier sports writers and Major League Baseball Network
Speaker 1: Baseball analysts guys, top baseball guy in the country, one
Speaker 1: of the arguably one of the top ten, top five.
Speaker 1: Maybe well, he tweets out a tweet that says, which
Speaker 1: is redundant. I know. He tweets out, Uh, Aaron Judge
Speaker 1: looks like Aaron Judge is going to the Giants. Now,
Speaker 1: first of all, that ended up being wrong because he
Speaker 1: ended up going to the Yankees, but his phone auto
Speaker 1: corrected and referred to Aaron Judge as Arson Judge. Yesterday
Speaker 1: everyone was creating memes of Aaron Judge setting fire to houses.
Speaker 1: So Arson Judge was the number one trending thing all
Speaker 1: day yesterday because he accidentally called the biggest story in
Speaker 1: baseball Aaron Judge Arson Judge. People are making t shirts now,
Speaker 1: it's becoming a thing, like his new nickname. Well, that
Speaker 1: was fine. Yesterday he deleted the tweet. He reposted it,
Speaker 1: but it's too late. You know, everything lives on the internet.
Speaker 1: People screenshot everything. Well today, if you're a Philadelphia Phillies fan,
Speaker 1: you of course remember the famous picture from a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, Cole c O L E. Cole Hamil's. Well,
Speaker 1: Cole Hamil's retired for a couple of years from injuries whatever.
Speaker 1: He was old. Well, the story was Cole Hamil's wants
Speaker 1: to pitch next year's col Hamil or cal Hamils, But
Speaker 1: there was Cole Hamil. I thought it was Cole Hamils.
Speaker 1: I think it is. But anyway it's called it's Cole Hamil's.
Speaker 1: Then maybe I'm fucked. Okay, my brain is fright. But continue,
Speaker 1: It's quite all right, It's quite right. The point is
Speaker 1: so the same guy John Hayman after the fiasco yesterday. Uh,
Speaker 1: he tweets out, it's Hamile's. By the way, I just
Speaker 1: looked it up. He tweets out, c O K E.
Speaker 1: Coke Hamil's wants to play next year? Oh god, alright,
Speaker 1: So two days in a row he messes up the
Speaker 1: huge story of the day with typos or auto corrects,
Speaker 1: and so everyone today was putting it making diet Coke
Speaker 1: Hamill jokes, making cocaine jokes about Cole Hamil's Poor John
Speaker 1: Aman really needs to double check before he tweets out,
Speaker 1: so slices again. I say, if you have uh sent
Speaker 1: an embarrassing post on social media, Uh, you spelled something wrong.
Speaker 1: It was pretty bad. Let us know about it. You
Speaker 1: know how to do it, already told you to do it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so so Arson Judge. That's a great name though, Arson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it's like he's on fire, like yeah, Arson and Aligo.
Speaker 1: Not that anyone should said fire set in the league
Speaker 1: on fire fire fire fire Yeah yeah, yeah it's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it rules, it rules. Yeah. Sorry. I want
Speaker 1: to thank, by the way, that I spent much of
Speaker 1: my college years trying to perfect the Beaver's and butthead,
Speaker 1: oh it's she said, boobs. I don't know why people
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast? Are you boys rocking off in
Speaker 1: my tool shed? Again? They used to get away with
Speaker 1: so much ship, I can tell you right now. And
Speaker 1: he would never do that these days. Well, I want,
Speaker 1: let me thank somebody because I started thanking them twice.
Speaker 1: And then I want to add to what you just said.
Speaker 1: I want to thank Vicky Jenks, who listened to us
Speaker 1: according to Spotify two thousand seven nine minutes, which is
Speaker 1: which is very nice. However, uh, where is it? No,
Speaker 1: that's not it. I don't have it. He don't have
Speaker 1: to wait till next week. Wait till next week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn it. Somebody tweeted at me or d M me,
Speaker 1: and it was DM me and and and and it
Speaker 1: was something like, it was so many minutes of our podcast,
Speaker 1: and I'll get it for next week. I did the math.
Speaker 1: If they listened to our podcast three five days, it
Speaker 1: was it was like an hour and a half a day,
Speaker 1: sixty five days a year. That's a lot. That's therefore,
Speaker 1: that's a lot you have to pull up. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't have it ready today. But that means if you
Speaker 1: took any days off for the year that you didn't
Speaker 1: listen to us, that number goes up. So they could
Speaker 1: have been listening to at least two US. So so
Speaker 1: I said, but that doesn't make sense. We don't even
Speaker 1: have that many hours of podcast, like guy, I went
Speaker 1: through it four times. But that is beyond an awesome
Speaker 1: If we ever need someone to uh you know, to say, hey,
Speaker 1: what episode number was that, I bet you they would
Speaker 1: let us know. I bet I bet you they would
Speaker 1: have it right right on hand. Yeah, So you were
Speaker 1: talking about how Beavis and Butt had got away with
Speaker 1: stuff they never would have can't get away with now,
Speaker 1: right because you could be offensive back in the day.
Speaker 1: Everybody today is just this so triggered this, so worry
Speaker 1: about about today. But back in the day when you
Speaker 1: and I were younger. So so I told you, I'm
Speaker 1: getting together with my my junior high school friends and
Speaker 1: high school friends tomorrow night. So one of my junior
Speaker 1: high school friends posts pictures of our yearbook from from
Speaker 1: junior high school, which which for me was in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Thank you, it's okay, I'm I'm okay with that. And
Speaker 1: for for our senior yearbook, you had to like bequeath
Speaker 1: things to people, like leave them things, you know, like uh, oh,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, I leave him a radio or yeah. That
Speaker 1: was what we called it. The Last Will and Testament
Speaker 1: or the Yes Yes like things that each write every
Speaker 1: year book. That was very popular in yearbooks very popular.
Speaker 1: So you look at some of them and some years
Speaker 1: all that's where I'm going home. Okay, So I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the ones we wrote, and now, y'all, I also
Speaker 1: had to do it to your teachers. You would leave
Speaker 1: things for your teachers. And some of them are like
Speaker 1: a pencil that never breaks, you know, like the cute
Speaker 1: stuff like like you always broke his pencil. We left
Speaker 1: them a pencil, right when I wrote down some of
Speaker 1: the things we left to the teachers who read the
Speaker 1: yearbook and our other classmates. Here we go, ready, Now
Speaker 1: I want you to think about these things in terms
Speaker 1: of two thousand twenty two. Imagine writing this about your
Speaker 1: classmates in a forever book or your teachers better teeth,
Speaker 1: stories that make sense. A lifetime subscription to weight Watchers,
Speaker 1: A brush and some hair spray. A relation I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say the name. A relationship with a student by name,
Speaker 1: no insinuating the teacher had a student forty five forty
Speaker 1: pistol boom, oh shit, are you kidding me? Nope, looser pants,
Speaker 1: hair hair straightener, a girdle, deodorant. This is what people
Speaker 1: decided in the yearbook to write for their classmates. And
Speaker 1: teachers in the middle school or high school. This was
Speaker 1: ninth grade, so junior high school. And in well in
Speaker 1: New York, it's it's uh. Public school is one through six, seven, eight,
Speaker 1: nine is junior high school. At least it was when
Speaker 1: we went and in ten, eleven and twelve was so
Speaker 1: not fly right now that would you imagine writing to
Speaker 1: a teacher, we leave you a hair straightener and a girdle.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that it's not as popular anymore. Maybe
Speaker 1: they don't. Maybe that part of the yearbook has been
Speaker 1: taken out one teacher. One teacher because she taught this
Speaker 1: in a classroom. This was one of her lessons. Everyone
Speaker 1: wished boom on her because she taught baculi is um
Speaker 1: and they didn't like her. They wished botul her. How
Speaker 1: do you? How do you write? How does this? And
Speaker 1: the school approved it? Of course the school approved it
Speaker 1: and and nobody complained about it afterwards, or if they did,
Speaker 1: they didn't have social media a bit. But I want
Speaker 1: you to imagine they didn't have the Facebook community for
Speaker 1: him to jump on the schools and Instagram and start
Speaker 1: writing Io, you tell your teacher to get a girdle?
Speaker 1: Never mind girdles aren't that you know they are implying
Speaker 1: she was old that you are a girdle looser pants,
Speaker 1: that you tell other kids in your class they can
Speaker 1: watching gon better teeth, or that you know that you
Speaker 1: you wish a relationship between a teacher and one of
Speaker 1: the students. I wasn't offended by some of it, but
Speaker 1: in retrospect. But by the way, also considering nobody, you
Speaker 1: have to consider the time. Right this is but they
Speaker 1: must be something you want? Know what they left me
Speaker 1: you You're gonna find it hard to believe a muzzle
Speaker 1: you know something? Apparently I talked a lot of something's
Speaker 1: age very well. That is one of the A muzzle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I told I've told this story before on this podcast.
Speaker 1: My social studies teacher in my remember the autograph books,
Speaker 1: like the signature books, the little blue books with a
Speaker 1: zipper and you'd writeing them. I think I told the
Speaker 1: story before. If I did, bare mountains get dressed right
Speaker 1: right da until yeah, loaves a bread loaf? Does something
Speaker 1: or something stops loafing around or whatever? Yeah, you used
Speaker 1: to fold the good luck in high school or whatever.
Speaker 1: My social studies teacher, Mr. Mannheim drew a picture of
Speaker 1: a big mouth and wrote good luck in high school.
Speaker 1: I'm sure your big mouth will get you in trouble.
Speaker 1: First of all, he would be fired today for writing that. Yes,
Speaker 1: he would like not not because my parents would complain.
Speaker 1: My parents loved the fact that I was a talker.
Speaker 1: But like, you couldn't write that in a kid's book. Now,
Speaker 1: no way, Like they'll they'll, they'll they'll again, they'll, they'll
Speaker 1: put it online, they'll show everybody, they'll screenshot at it.
Speaker 1: But I've I've made a living off of my big mouth.
Speaker 1: So uhh, mr manh, I'm it's time to close. It's
Speaker 1: time to close your mouth, broady before we get canceled.
Speaker 1: Come on down. Just you just shush you, just shush you.
Speaker 1: You imagine it so slices. Imagine telling your teacher, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I'm off to college. I hope you
Speaker 1: get a girdle and a subscription of weight Watchers. It's
Speaker 1: the Boys podcast. I'm still trying to get over there. Oh,
Speaker 1: before we go further, before something, are we no? Well
Speaker 1: are we um? What's going on with our merch store?
Speaker 1: Because we haven't been paying in any mind? What are
Speaker 1: we doing here? Last we are. We are knee deep
Speaker 1: in the holidays and I deep in the La and
Speaker 1: I know that we Uh oh, you didn't even catch
Speaker 1: that one. I did. That's Jefferson star Starship. From that
Speaker 1: we built the city song. That's that's correct, Knee Deep
Speaker 1: in the Hoopla. It's also the name of the album. Uh,
Speaker 1: don't funk with me. Well, I'll tell you I got
Speaker 1: a report today. I don't know if you check your email.
Speaker 1: I did. Since last episode we sold a bunch of
Speaker 1: holiday ornaments, tree holiday ornaments, your Minora bush ornaments. Good. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a reminder, a reminder. Only do we have the
Speaker 1: regular merchandise, but we have the ugly holiday sweatshirts and
Speaker 1: t shirts. Yes, we do, and we have some holiday ornaments. Scary.
Speaker 1: What what's that website? Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's,
Speaker 1: of course Brooklyn Boys dot or period if you prefer
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot calm. Yeah, alright, So go there, get
Speaker 1: your holida some holiday shopping done. Maybe you got some
Speaker 1: new slices in your life that you just turn this
Speaker 1: turn onto this podcast and oh yeah, that would be nice.
Speaker 1: It would be nice if everyone told five people about
Speaker 1: this podcast and actually four and held them to it,
Speaker 1: say and follow up, Because people give me recommendations all
Speaker 1: the time, us down and be like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna check that out, and then I never do. So
Speaker 1: how about checking out with four people. Go to them
Speaker 1: and say, hey, I recommend this awesome podcast, and then
Speaker 1: a couple of days later follow up with them and say, hey,
Speaker 1: remember that podcast I told you about? Did you give
Speaker 1: it a listen? Maybe kind of hold them accountable. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do with the three new listeners
Speaker 1: we got at the event I went to last time
Speaker 1: to make sure that they all follow up. One guy's
Speaker 1: like a One guy has like, oh, I have an airstream.
Speaker 1: I go on camping trips all the time, like five
Speaker 1: six hours or drive. I go, great, that's five six episodes.
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't wait. I go, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to to hear back from you. So I told my
Speaker 1: expect a review. So I'm gonna ask him details. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: what'd you hear in the second episode? And I have
Speaker 1: to go back to the second episode and listen because
Speaker 1: I don't remember what we said in a second Oh
Speaker 1: my god, do you remember somebody said to me when
Speaker 1: you start your podcast, I said, Geelong, I remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a long time ago. Um. So we have sound, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do have one place at that and we have
Speaker 1: oh the talkbacks are back. We got a lot of those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the sound is from Saturday Night Live. Did you watch
Speaker 1: that in all this weekend? No? But I heard it
Speaker 1: was funny. It was good. But there was there was
Speaker 1: one sketch I have I have a beef with pun
Speaker 1: intended it was. It was a sketch about RBS and
Speaker 1: their roast beef sandwiches. If you want to play the clips,
Speaker 1: so let me set it up. The joke of the
Speaker 1: bit was the voiceover guy, you know, we have the
Speaker 1: meats and he's armies. We have the meat, and he's
Speaker 1: talking about how they have a new special or they
Speaker 1: had a special five roast beef sandwiches for ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Now that sounds really good. And then but but but
Speaker 1: then you think about it, like the people in the
Speaker 1: sketch who are like, how can you possibly sell five
Speaker 1: roastbee sandwiches for ten dollars? How could you that you
Speaker 1: lose money? Roast beef is like, you know, eleven dollars
Speaker 1: a pound how can you possibly now, Keep in mind,
Speaker 1: obviously they pay less for the roast beef than you
Speaker 1: do when you go to the store. Also, this is
Speaker 1: a little little insider information, little inside information. They don't
Speaker 1: make money on the roast beef. You know where they
Speaker 1: make the money when you pay a dollar for at
Speaker 1: one cent soda. That's that's where they make the money, right,
Speaker 1: That's how fast food makes money. When when you go
Speaker 1: and you buy like a Happy Meal or dollar menu,
Speaker 1: when you buy the soda or the fries or anything.
Speaker 1: It costs about two or three cents to make a
Speaker 1: large soda. So when you buy a soda for a dollar,
Speaker 1: a dollar, fifty, whatever the price is, they make back
Speaker 1: the money you thought you saved on the food. So
Speaker 1: so this particular, this particular commercial is about how can
Speaker 1: you possibly charge that little for that much meat? But
Speaker 1: they keep using a word that is not the right
Speaker 1: word for their power. Gonna play the clips host, We're
Speaker 1: struggling to understand the physics of how this much roast
Speaker 1: beef is ten dollars. Hold on positive, Okay, it's not
Speaker 1: unb lievable that it's that cheap for physical reasons. There's
Speaker 1: no physical reason it's an economic reason. It's a financial reason.
Speaker 1: So now he's talking about taco bell hit the clip,
Speaker 1: keep going, wait what and how can that physically happen?
Speaker 1: That physically right? It's not physically you're not you're not
Speaker 1: saying I put a hundred rose peak sandwich. But I
Speaker 1: see what you're saying. It's the wrong word. It's the
Speaker 1: wrong word. Why would you say, how could you physically
Speaker 1: sell five rose peeps? But it doesn't think. I keep saying.
Speaker 1: All I hear from you is I'm actually enjoying this parody.
Speaker 1: I think this is hilarious. Each burrito is like seventies cents.
Speaker 1: I thought that was cute. I loved it. It's a
Speaker 1: cute bit. But that were it just bothered me. A writer,
Speaker 1: a professional comedy writer, kept saying, physical, how can you physics?
Speaker 1: Why can't you just immerse yourself, immerse yourself in the comedy, Brodie,
Speaker 1: That's why I don't work Fastinal, That's why don't work Fastinal.
Speaker 1: But as far as immersing myself in the comedy, did
Speaker 1: you hear the tragic news this week New York related
Speaker 1: comedy news? Yes, our favorite the legend, the world favorite
Speaker 1: leg legendary Carolines on Broadway is comedy club is closing
Speaker 1: closing now thirty one? Yeah, that they and they say
Speaker 1: it has something to do with the landlord, the rent
Speaker 1: and everything like that. It was going way up and
Speaker 1: and to their credit, they said that they will live
Speaker 1: on and they have some exciting projects in the works.
Speaker 1: They in another location. They said it will live on
Speaker 1: in some way, shape or form. Now that could be
Speaker 1: online events that could be pop up. Looked like Bananas
Speaker 1: comedy club. There's no such places Bananas comedy club. You
Speaker 1: know what that is. They show up at like um restaurant,
Speaker 1: convention rooms like a hotel convention room or spirit helping stories. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they put up a sign and says bananas and it's
Speaker 1: the comedy club. But it's not really a comedy club,
Speaker 1: right of course not. It's a pop up. It's a
Speaker 1: pop up, right. So I hope Caroline's Land This is
Speaker 1: the third location for Caroline's. But they've been there for
Speaker 1: like what fifteen years whatever, it's been twenty years they
Speaker 1: opened in that location. Location. Yes, um, I think in
Speaker 1: that location could be run out in the case, it's
Speaker 1: been there a long time. They were in the seaport,
Speaker 1: they were in Chelsea. I hope they open up somewhere else,
Speaker 1: but that is such a legendary place. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's the end of an era. They tried so hard
Speaker 1: to recover from the pandemic, you know. And I'm going
Speaker 1: back from my nachos before the end of the year
Speaker 1: because I love the nachos there and the comedy of course. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's right. We was just a couple of more
Speaker 1: weeks left of that. So um yeah, all right, um,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my list. You're checking it twice. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: remind me. So Violent Night. I'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1: It is later you want to talk about now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go for it, because we have to take it break.
Speaker 1: I wanna want to get into all right. So Violent
Speaker 1: Night stars Uh David Harbor from Stranger Things, and uh,
Speaker 1: he's very good. I will tell you. The poster is
Speaker 1: full of puns. Go look at the movie post to
Speaker 1: google it. Puns always get me if they're good. Love
Speaker 1: the puns. Violent Night to play on Silent Night whatever. Uh.
Speaker 1: So he he kills people in the movie, But it's
Speaker 1: not a horror movie. You have to see the movie.
Speaker 1: It's good, but it's sort of like a cross between
Speaker 1: die Hard and Home Alone with a little too much
Speaker 1: home owning it to be honest, but they explain why
Speaker 1: it's fun. But the trailer is better than the movie
Speaker 1: in my opinion, Like, the trailer is a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: a lot of violence, and the movie was good. So
Speaker 1: if the trailer is a nine, the movies is seven
Speaker 1: six and a half seven, So I would go, it's
Speaker 1: just there's a lot of slow before it gets to
Speaker 1: the fun and the murdering and the and the whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's not quite as the trailer makes it look like.
Speaker 1: It's it's a blood bath and it's man's good. It's fine,
Speaker 1: but it's slow, you said, and you have to get
Speaker 1: there's a lot of build up to get to the
Speaker 1: point where he starts to become the guy in the trail.
Speaker 1: This is for a while he's Santa Claus. This is
Speaker 1: part of this was part of what Jerry Seinfeld didn't
Speaker 1: his stand up a couple of weeks ago. Well, when
Speaker 1: someone tells you about like a series on Netflix, and
Speaker 1: then they preface it with, yeah, you know, the first
Speaker 1: two or three seasons right slow, but then it really
Speaker 1: picks up halfway through the third reason and he's like,
Speaker 1: you know what's to do with Why would I want
Speaker 1: to watch something and waste my time for hours and
Speaker 1: hours just to get to the one good point. Like,
Speaker 1: but it's so true. People people when they describe a show,
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, kind of, it kind of starts with
Speaker 1: a fizzle, it doesn't doesn't get into and I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think the problem is that the people who create
Speaker 1: TV shows telling a story, right, they're they're creating a novel.
Speaker 1: When you read a novel, you're in, right, You're in
Speaker 1: for the five pages four hundreds, so you're gonna read
Speaker 1: the book. There has to be exposition, has to be
Speaker 1: like a character development. You have to learn who they are,
Speaker 1: what their motivation is, who they I get that, I
Speaker 1: get that, But when you're making a TV show, it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: what was I was I watching recently where someone said
Speaker 1: you have to get through like five episodes. I forget
Speaker 1: what it was, but I'm done after two. I give
Speaker 1: it two episodes. If you don't catch me by the
Speaker 1: middle of the second episode, I'm out. Like I'm out,
Speaker 1: Like I told you. Parks and Wreck first season is
Speaker 1: not great. Everyone goes it picks up in like after
Speaker 1: the middle of you're doing it, You're doing it now.
Speaker 1: I can't get to that. Besides, I started watching it
Speaker 1: was on television, so like weekly, I had to wait,
Speaker 1: like I'm not waiting another month and a half to
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Maybe binging it is a little better because
Speaker 1: you're like, alright, I binged it in two days. I
Speaker 1: got to the good part by the By the third day,
Speaker 1: I'm in. But if you have to watch a weekly series,
Speaker 1: you know, can you imagine like, oh, Stranger Things gets
Speaker 1: good like by episode seven. No, Stranger Things was good
Speaker 1: episode one, like right away you're like, oh, this is good.
Speaker 1: So I think when camp okay, well, do you remember
Speaker 1: the beginning of Sopranos? Was it great for the very
Speaker 1: beginning or did it take away? Yes, no, it was good.
Speaker 1: Certain shows have that, although they say certain sitcoms took
Speaker 1: a couple of years to take off. So well, Seinfeld
Speaker 1: took a number of years to take off. But if
Speaker 1: you go back and watched the first season was funny.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it sucked. Now the office was not.
Speaker 1: The first season wasn't great. It was dismal. It was
Speaker 1: not great. But the beauty for me as I started
Speaker 1: watching it in season two, so then I already loved
Speaker 1: the show. I went back and watched the first season.
Speaker 1: I accepted at that point. But if I if, I
Speaker 1: I know people that have started the office like I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't stand it. I know you have to get
Speaker 1: you have to get into it. I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes something'll look I'll give you this. Sometimes episodes get
Speaker 1: like the writers get their stride, the writers figure things out.
Speaker 1: I get that when you're making a movie, you can't
Speaker 1: you can't make me sit there. Forty five minutes I
Speaker 1: saw Knives Out a glass onion, a knives Out story,
Speaker 1: which is basically the second in a series of Knives
Speaker 1: Out movies, and I talked about this at all. It's
Speaker 1: not a sequel. You don't have to see the first one.
Speaker 1: It's like James Bond movies were like each one separate. So, uh,
Speaker 1: it's good the second one. I think I like the
Speaker 1: first one better, but it's still interesting at the beginning.
Speaker 1: There's still mystery, there's still like funny characters right well,
Speaker 1: you have to be you have to catch them because
Speaker 1: the majority already of people the way they watch and
Speaker 1: listen to things. Now, if you don't get them right
Speaker 1: up front, and you don't catch them or grab them,
Speaker 1: They're not gonna give you. They don't have the patience
Speaker 1: because of we're we're a disposable society. Right. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to get it all cerebral, but I'll give you
Speaker 1: the forward. I wanted to grab the thing on YouTube,
Speaker 1: the slider and and like slided like twenty minutes watching.
Speaker 1: A good example of this is with music with a
Speaker 1: hit song right. Sometimes there are some great songs, but
Speaker 1: the way the composition is, it takes time to build. Now,
Speaker 1: there's I know a few songs that we've played on
Speaker 1: the radio that they made a re edit to have
Speaker 1: the hook of the song right up front. They literally
Speaker 1: mangled the song and said, oh no, no, we gotta
Speaker 1: get to the hook wherever. A lot of them. When
Speaker 1: you hear the album, you're like, why isn't the course
Speaker 1: to begin? Right? This is like somebody I used to
Speaker 1: know by Gautier. That's the one that comes to mind
Speaker 1: right away, you know, like the great Saying Greatest Side,
Speaker 1: one of the greatest rock songs of all time. Everyone
Speaker 1: knows the song Don't Stop Believing by Jaredy That's right,
Speaker 1: they don't they do. It's one of the only songs
Speaker 1: that the choruses at the end, at the last seconds
Speaker 1: of the song as it's fading out. Yep. When they started,
Speaker 1: they were told, and no one's gonna play this on
Speaker 1: the radio because there's no chorus in most of the song. Now,
Speaker 1: that was in a different era, that was in the seventies.
Speaker 1: But they almost didn't get away with then. But they did,
Speaker 1: and they they said, no one's changing that. They said,
Speaker 1: we're not changing this now. But with songs like like
Speaker 1: the Gautier song, there's a there's an album edit yea
Speaker 1: when they don't do the chorus until the end or
Speaker 1: three three verses in, and then there's the radio version
Speaker 1: where it literally like comes within the first and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of songs like that. It's it's really really sad.
Speaker 1: They're changing people's artistic impression of what what you know
Speaker 1: of what something should be. Now, has anyone done that
Speaker 1: with a Diplo song? What do you mean? Well, Diplo
Speaker 1: songs get in right in right, They get right in
Speaker 1: the dance beat is there? Right? The beat drops after
Speaker 1: like ten seconds, right. Diplow doesn't make you wait all
Speaker 1: day long for the beat to drop, right, It just
Speaker 1: that's why Diplo makes a lot of money. Well, Diplo
Speaker 1: is in the news this week. Did you see why
Speaker 1: do you know what art Basil is art basil or
Speaker 1: bell or whatever the hell it is. And it's always
Speaker 1: this time of year, and I'm very jealous that I
Speaker 1: don't get to go because this is our busiest time
Speaker 1: of the year up here. Now never get the basil
Speaker 1: Art Basil is not a name of a guy, it's
Speaker 1: it's art right in based on Basil art in Europe,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's something like it's the art. But
Speaker 1: they have galleries and you know, all the hotels participate.
Speaker 1: But it's it's all they ploy. It's a bougie thing.
Speaker 1: It's much more than that though. It's a party. It's
Speaker 1: a part it's a reason party and it's a lot
Speaker 1: of girls in bikinis on Instagram, it's hosting on boats.
Speaker 1: It's party. Well they did something, and I have a
Speaker 1: feeling scary. You would do this big story in USA
Speaker 1: today this week. If you if you didn't sit on
Speaker 1: social media you Google look for it now you'll check
Speaker 1: out diplos Instagram or I think it was Twitter and
Speaker 1: both of them. I know he tweeted it, so they
Speaker 1: had an A t M. Not scary. I need you
Speaker 1: to be honest whether you do this or not. If
Speaker 1: no one was looking, or if someone was looking, you
Speaker 1: still might do it. I don't know they had an
Speaker 1: A t M. And above it is. It is like
Speaker 1: a screen, a vertical screen, like when you turn your
Speaker 1: TV sut when you put don't interrupt because you're gonna
Speaker 1: your head's gonna explode. When you put your your your
Speaker 1: your a t M, your bank card in the machine,
Speaker 1: it shows your name and how much money you have
Speaker 1: in your bank account on the screen and ranks you
Speaker 1: with everyone else that day who's put their card in
Speaker 1: so so so everyone was doing it. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ask you be honest. Now you have a couple of drinks,
Speaker 1: you're in front of this machine. Are you putting your
Speaker 1: card in with people around? Let's say let's say I
Speaker 1: went first, would you put your card in after me?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put my card in period because I don't
Speaker 1: want people to know. Let me phrase that. Let me
Speaker 1: phrase that. Let's say I didn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1: I put my card in and it put me up
Speaker 1: on the list. You aren't there, right, but you're going
Speaker 1: against Diplow. I tell you I finished. I don't tell
Speaker 1: you how much does in the bank? I say I finished,
Speaker 1: I walk away. Would you put your card in and
Speaker 1: see if you beat me just for the sport of it? Maybe? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you do you think you would beat me? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I think you would. Okay, But here's the thing. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what's what were were getting at? Here? I'm getting at
Speaker 1: is Diplow walked up to the machine, filmed it. He
Speaker 1: fucking won. Here's the thing, because there are nodes that
Speaker 1: are doing it. And then no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. The guy who was in first place at
Speaker 1: the time had two point nine million dollars in the
Speaker 1: bank and Diplo walked up and Diplo head over three
Speaker 1: million dollars. And it's good for him, God bless him.
Speaker 1: But but this is I have a much terrible thing.
Speaker 1: I mean terrible thing. But here's a question for you.
Speaker 1: Did Diplo check his balance before he walked up there?
Speaker 1: Do you think? I don't know? What? Do you think
Speaker 1: he knew he was going to beat the two point
Speaker 1: nine guy? Yeah, probably he knows. He's if he's in
Speaker 1: the threes. He knows he's in the threes. Okay, now
Speaker 1: let me ask you another question. Do you think diplo
Speaker 1: that's like his play money account, Like that's not his
Speaker 1: bank account, that's his like that's his checking account. Bullshit,
Speaker 1: Probably his checking Yeah, that's probably like his his his Christmas.
Speaker 1: He's got more money than that. Yeah. But I still
Speaker 1: don't understand. What were people trying to get out of
Speaker 1: out of this? Like it was a competition. It was,
Speaker 1: I get it, But you can look at this. This
Speaker 1: is not the competition I want to enter my self in.
Speaker 1: This is like what if what? Okay? How about this?
Speaker 1: How about okay? All right, you have a heart on
Speaker 1: for this thing. No, I'm asking I'm curious now if
Speaker 1: you and your your boys from Brooklyn, right you boys,
Speaker 1: if they didn't put the amount and they just put
Speaker 1: the ranking, would you guys all do it? No? It
Speaker 1: was because I think it was not I think I
Speaker 1: think because it makes everyone feel uncomfortable. Why would you
Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that to a group
Speaker 1: of loved ones that are around you. And then and
Speaker 1: then then if someone comes in, the person who comes
Speaker 1: in first, everyone's gonna expect them to fucking pay for
Speaker 1: dinner the next time. You know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 1: it's like all of a sudden like oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: all right then big spender, you're buying for you're buying tonight.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, no, you don't want to ever show
Speaker 1: your hand when it comes to that. Do you know
Speaker 1: anybody nothing comes? Do you know anybody would do it? No?
Speaker 1: Do you think Elvis would do it? No? Away, He's
Speaker 1: the last person I would know. He wouldn't. He absolutely
Speaker 1: wouldn't that. I mean maybe maybe someone who wants to
Speaker 1: come by and like maybe get a bunch of girls
Speaker 1: because they you know, that's the kind of person that
Speaker 1: was shows up at art Bossel there. I said it
Speaker 1: U A lot of them do and they go there
Speaker 1: and uh, I think a guy that that wants to
Speaker 1: maybe score some you know, materialistic women. Boom there you go.
Speaker 1: So you so you think a girl would like go
Speaker 1: up to a guy and be like wow, you just finished.
Speaker 1: Consider the climate and the atmosphere. You're in art Bossil.
Speaker 1: You're you're not in like you know, this isn't like
Speaker 1: regularly real life. This is like a fantasy world that
Speaker 1: they have for a week. In the first week in
Speaker 1: December for rich people, for rich people, chicksong boats, people
Speaker 1: like party and everywhere people and throwing money around like
Speaker 1: a tables and bottles and models, sparklers. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I can't believe you would the biggest. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: the big you can't. I can't compete with that. You
Speaker 1: can't compete with that, the biggest of the big come out.
Speaker 1: I want to compete with them. I'm just wondering if like,
Speaker 1: let's say, let's say they put one of those at
Speaker 1: your high school reunion. No, no, nothing good will come
Speaker 1: out of this. Nothing. But if you if you won, though,
Speaker 1: no way, I wouldn't. But then it would just be
Speaker 1: cause then I would I would feel weird that I won.
Speaker 1: I would feel that well, okay, would you Okay, I
Speaker 1: would feel would you rather be first? Or rather first?
Speaker 1: But I would feel guilty as fuck if I wont.
Speaker 1: And but but these are for the ballers shot callers
Speaker 1: that show up at an event like this and this
Speaker 1: this competition fits perfectly into the narrative of what our
Speaker 1: buzzle is about. That said, if dippos like I want
Speaker 1: to you know what I want to I want a
Speaker 1: bunch of models hanging on me tonight. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: put my a t M in the in the you know,
Speaker 1: and and I'm gonna see the machine. You find the
Speaker 1: machine and boom, here we go and and and we'll
Speaker 1: be off to the races because just can track that
Speaker 1: kind of person, because that's who's down there partying. Just recap,
Speaker 1: just to recap. It's a place for douche bags and
Speaker 1: partiers and uh and and and gold diggers. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you wish you were there. I'll be there in a week,
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. You let me, let me
Speaker 1: walk right into that I did. You'll be yep, all
Speaker 1: those douche bags before we get out of here. We
Speaker 1: have some talkbacks. Yes, let's play those all right, if
Speaker 1: you can click on the microphone if you're listening to
Speaker 1: the art and please tell us give us talkbacks if
Speaker 1: on whether or not you'd stick your ATM card in
Speaker 1: that machine. There you go, do that, please, you can
Speaker 1: always uh you know, if you're listening on the i
Speaker 1: art radio app, just click the microphone and you can
Speaker 1: leave one of these bad boys. Let's listen to this.
Speaker 1: And we have not previewed these this is danger we
Speaker 1: have not Okay, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is your your fan.
Speaker 1: I think scary his wallet instead of a cookie. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I think he may have eight his
Speaker 1: wallet instead of the cookie. Thank you you guys, keep going.
Speaker 1: I love you. Yeah, the check you stomach, So that
Speaker 1: that was that was no, they already took the garbage out,
Speaker 1: so that was in reference. Hold on, let's letly back
Speaker 1: up and set this up. That was in reference to
Speaker 1: me losing my wallet last week. I was walking inside
Speaker 1: with it. Okay, they listened to the order, so I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna explain it. No, no, explain it again. You
Speaker 1: threw your cookie all right through your You just keep
Speaker 1: it disrupting me. Let me just set it up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So no, that's okay. In case you did not hear
Speaker 1: last week's episode, I'm assuming most of you have. But
Speaker 1: for those who didn't, I lost my wallet, and and
Speaker 1: and I was I had a cookie in my hand
Speaker 1: and a cellophane rapper, and I think instead of throwing
Speaker 1: away the cellophane rapper, I threw away my wallet. It
Speaker 1: was seen by others and I never found my wallet,
Speaker 1: never got to go to the trash because they took
Speaker 1: it away. So it's all over. So this guy is
Speaker 1: making a joke and saying I have eaten my wallet
Speaker 1: instead of the cook which I find very very funny.
Speaker 1: That's an A plus. Did you get did you get
Speaker 1: your to How Brody is explaining too scary? Like when
Speaker 1: the times the garbage is taken? I'm like, how the
Speaker 1: hell does he know that? How does he know the times?
Speaker 1: And like when the garbage is taken exactly? And then
Speaker 1: he told everyone he was dumps are diving for something
Speaker 1: someone threw away? Um, yeah, that's intense. Good job, though
Speaker 1: only Brony would know the garbage times. I love that
Speaker 1: she slipped the free deserted at the end. That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: You got a new driver's license, yet it's on the way.
Speaker 1: Everything has been replaced except for the cash which and
Speaker 1: the and the designer wallet. I do not no update.
Speaker 1: Producer Sam and Andrew got me a Christmas present and
Speaker 1: I opened it today on the air and it was
Speaker 1: a brand new Salvatore Fair Gamo wallet, which was the
Speaker 1: wallet that was so nice to them. So I have
Speaker 1: my wallet back, which is so sweet. So thank you.
Speaker 1: Tell them I lost Please tell them I lost my Rolex.
Speaker 1: Thank you exactly all right? Continuing the law and scary
Speaker 1: is it? Danny from Jersey Love you guys, Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: Definitely missed a joke there, Broody, you're getting back in
Speaker 1: the floor of writing. That makes you a flow writer.
Speaker 1: Getting into the flow of writing. Does that make your
Speaker 1: flakes me a flow writer? H huh, I get it.
Speaker 1: I like the function I give. I give half a
Speaker 1: point that I give you half a point facial So
Speaker 1: listening to the genuine laughter and reaction from Brody is
Speaker 1: making the whole bit worth it. I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1: This is Michael from Dayton, Ohio guys. Thank you Michael.
Speaker 1: Nice channel. And yeah, last week I got botox, but
Speaker 1: I didn't get O. My god, the Zeeman conversation is
Speaker 1: maybe one of my all time favorites. I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't botox. It was It's a new serum
Speaker 1: called z Zeman. So I didn't get shot up with
Speaker 1: with botox a Zeeman injection. That will be in the
Speaker 1: three episode montage. We'll get ready for that. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we make it. There's the question. I am laughing so
Speaker 1: hard I am wedding my pants. This is one of
Speaker 1: the best podcasts ever. But I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: laughing harder at Scary saying Zeman so many times, or
Speaker 1: if I'm laughing at Brody's laughing at Scary saying so
Speaker 1: many times I had to pull over. This was wonderful.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much we had for life. Oh, thank
Speaker 1: you well, saddle Brook. We hit a nerve there. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about Christmas miracle tootas and ain't some guy when
Speaker 1: sky diving, shooting and open fell at the ground. They
Speaker 1: said he got bumps and uh, scratches, he survived, nothing happened.
Speaker 1: They called it a Christmas miracle. That was in a
Speaker 1: for a lot of them. That was in reference to
Speaker 1: what Brodie. Oh, that was in reference to the guy
Speaker 1: surviving falling off the cruise ship. And they called it
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving miracle. Yeah, so I don't think we were
Speaker 1: looking for Christmas miracles, but that's quite That would be
Speaker 1: a Christmas miracle for surely. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: an old that's like one of those Internet stories. Could
Speaker 1: be you jump out of a plane, you shoot, doesn't
Speaker 1: open and you just get some scrapes. Uh, that's a miracle,
Speaker 1: it is. He got me beating my beds over here
Speaker 1: as I'm driving scads for life, bro. They like it.
Speaker 1: They like that. I gotta face that guy's accents so
Speaker 1: much scary of head with his seemen head. I got
Speaker 1: a facebool face. All right, Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Miranda,
Speaker 1: former Boogie Down Bronx Girl and now Floridian. Um. Yeah
Speaker 1: up because I'm an episode two thirty six, and I
Speaker 1: apologize because I am catching up um. But that putting
Speaker 1: upper case letters in a U r row makes no
Speaker 1: sense to me. Every time in my job people give
Speaker 1: me emails and all they say is altogether one word,
Speaker 1: no spaces. Uh, it's an email. I love her. She's
Speaker 1: only she's right, and she's only up to episode two
Speaker 1: thirty six. Where does she gets to a load of
Speaker 1: zeman in the episode two nine? Maybe who knows what?
Speaker 1: Can't speak far, but listen, I understand if if like,
Speaker 1: there's an underscore in your name, but then you'll mention it.
Speaker 1: If there's no underscore, then there's You don't have to
Speaker 1: say no spaces because you can't put a space. She's right.
Speaker 1: But like if you say, like, my name is David
Speaker 1: Brody at a well dot com, which is not you
Speaker 1: know whatever, You're not gonna say no spaces. God, she's
Speaker 1: absolutely right. Go on, sorry, be scary. Just a quick
Speaker 1: question for you, when you were getting that demon injection,
Speaker 1: did you feel a little prick? We got comedians, folks.
Speaker 1: We'll just keep moving, just keep back about the double
Speaker 1: day or situation. Um, I find Colin Quinn so attractive.
Speaker 1: So you know, there's that love you Brodie. That's from
Speaker 1: episode rim Tin Tin Job. Oh you remember the episode, No,
Speaker 1: I'm reading it. That's she was commenting on the title
Speaker 1: and the title of the episode. She's commenting on pops Up.
Speaker 1: That's when I talked about meeting Colin Quinn and saying
Speaker 1: that a lot of people say we look alike, and
Speaker 1: his response was yeah, yeah, great man. Here's another one
Speaker 1: from that episode. Comment from that I was listening in
Speaker 1: the order on a few weeks or a few podcasts back.
Speaker 1: I think I'm in June um where Brodie's talking about
Speaker 1: his doppelganger, and the only person that I could see
Speaker 1: as Brodie's doppelganger is Colin Quinn. Thank you, the guy
Speaker 1: who was on S and L and did weekend Update.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys could be brothers. So yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Love you Brodie's love you scary by peace out love
Speaker 1: that call comment Colin Quinn doesn't think so, episode two
Speaker 1: thirty six comment The Stranger's wedding and the dirty par
Speaker 1: Brodie is chay again. I don't know if the last
Speaker 1: mess went through UM to clarify. It's not bagel. It's bagel.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not. No, it's not bag it's not
Speaker 1: it's bagel. Say did you eat? We say g Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the difference. Also, I thought so on Benny Tadino's
Speaker 1: being named best pizza in the country, ship speak on it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. Tell us what's bought bus? Somebody? I've never
Speaker 1: had it? Where is it? Benny Tadino's is in the
Speaker 1: middle of Hoboken and it's it's above average, average pizza parlor,
Speaker 1: pizza at best. And the only reason why it wins anything,
Speaker 1: and it's a standout is because the pies, the slices
Speaker 1: are the size of the slies of your head. That pizza.
Speaker 1: And it's great, it's great. It's not the best pizza
Speaker 1: in the country. It's solidly good. It's solid it's good.
Speaker 1: It's just it's a good slice. It's a good slice
Speaker 1: of pizza. It's a good you can't. You can't say
Speaker 1: it's the no, but you can't. That is that I
Speaker 1: don't remember the name of the place until you said
Speaker 1: it was the place with the big slice. Whoever, whoever,
Speaker 1: you know, you just lost. You just lost all points
Speaker 1: in credibility. It's a clown show. Whoever voted for I mean,
Speaker 1: if it's a popularity contest and they got their friends
Speaker 1: and relatives to vote, then then you know that it's
Speaker 1: to contaging pizza. Not even fine When you say to me,
Speaker 1: I'm coming to New York, where should I go? I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that no, no, But if they want to
Speaker 1: give us free pizza, that's the best different story. I
Speaker 1: was listening in the order on a few weeks. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we did this. I did this page this pages did
Speaker 1: you toast? Well? Turn the page page three? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Well, there's a lot of these scary This
Speaker 1: turkey is going to taste like a dog's ass. I'm
Speaker 1: here to tell you that any sort of just naturally
Speaker 1: raised turkey is going to taste way worse than something
Speaker 1: that is brain fed. Take it from the Iowa people,
Speaker 1: Well she wasn't far off. I'll update us. The reset.
Speaker 1: The reset the turkey. Okay, the turkey. Um, I I
Speaker 1: got a natural, natural turkey. It was a turkey that
Speaker 1: was a direct bloodline of one of the oldest turkey
Speaker 1: lines in the country. It was it actually had. It
Speaker 1: was free range, No, it was there. Certain turkeys have
Speaker 1: a certain It was one of the oldest American breed
Speaker 1: of turkey that's traceable, and it had. It lived a
Speaker 1: wonderful life. And it was out and it was eating grains.
Speaker 1: It was eating and it was eating off the land.
Speaker 1: It was relaxed. It was relaxed turkey, and it was
Speaker 1: chilled out meat, chill. It was awesome and it was
Speaker 1: it was. It was very good. Here's the problem when
Speaker 1: I get my turkeys every year, the ones from the
Speaker 1: the Willie Bird, the pre brian There you go, that's
Speaker 1: the keyword right there, pre briant. So that what makes
Speaker 1: what may lack in flavor is made up in the brine,
Speaker 1: which is the salt that they injected into that turkey
Speaker 1: every year. And I realized now why it's so tender
Speaker 1: and juicy this year. Unfortunately, the turkey was not a
Speaker 1: pre brined one. Where's your father man? Disappointed? I will
Speaker 1: tell you my parents had to have a word with
Speaker 1: me after Thanksgiving. They're like, look and today we looked
Speaker 1: you about this turkey, Anthony. We love the free range
Speaker 1: Willie bird you got every year. We love it when
Speaker 1: they made fun of for years. One yep from Williams Sonoma.
Speaker 1: Well there you spent tors on turkey an today? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with a regular? Fortunately here we ordered late and
Speaker 1: there were only ten pound turkeys available, so I couldn't
Speaker 1: order from them. So normally that turkey that is free
Speaker 1: range is pre brined. And I will tell whoever that was. Yes,
Speaker 1: it makes all the difference in the world because I
Speaker 1: tried to find a similar turkey but it didn't say
Speaker 1: the words pre brined. And there you have it. So
Speaker 1: you had you had, you had turkey. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a little gaming. Not gonna lie. Alright, hit the next one.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Brooklyn boys. This is the message regarding the
Speaker 1: whole steel and the nonsense about a grown as man
Speaker 1: and he's fucking wisdom. Deep. Look, dude, you're not young.
Speaker 1: I know your age. I'm not young either, and I
Speaker 1: have and I'm taking care of why hell, because that
Speaker 1: ship is fucking important. So long story short, take care
Speaker 1: of your health, doing your day. Bullshit next year. It
Speaker 1: is important, brot it. These people are angry, angry. My
Speaker 1: dentist gave me a prognosis that he prevent you. That's
Speaker 1: my that's my detox, that's my dcor fat loss. I
Speaker 1: will be doing that, and you know what, shortly after that,
Speaker 1: I will preventively go into the dentist and get my
Speaker 1: two wisdom teeth removed. As as my dentist had suggested,
Speaker 1: I will be the name of that pizza place in Hoboken,
Speaker 1: Benny to Dino's, Benny Didno's, claiming they have the best
Speaker 1: slice you know, has the best slices. Scary this podcast
Speaker 1: the amen Brodie, Amen, you guys is slice my association.
Speaker 1: My wife listens to you guys. Native Philadelphia and New Jersey,
Speaker 1: resident New York employee. Um, we don't say bagel, even
Speaker 1: the kinziest of kinzos don't say bagel. Thank you, don't
Speaker 1: don't don't put us in that. We don't say no bagel.
Speaker 1: Stop that. Yeah, he's not playing with bagel. He's not
Speaker 1: playing around. There you go, And I think that's all
Speaker 1: we have. Is that the last one. Well, that's all
Speaker 1: I could see because they only allow me to go
Speaker 1: back three pages and I feel like we had more,
Speaker 1: but that's all we can get anyway. If well, that
Speaker 1: was great slices, thank you. We well I needed that laugh.
Speaker 1: That was funny. But oh my god, you could always
Speaker 1: leave us a talk back and every couple of weeks
Speaker 1: we're gonna go through them. So there you go, and
Speaker 1: one day we'll check the funk you ab seventies seven
Speaker 1: hotline not today. Yeah. Also, if you left an offensive
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