Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject over sixty and full
Speaker 1: of stamina. Really we'll get into that and just a bit,
Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the prank phone
Speaker 1: call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a little nap right now, Staria, We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a live nap. That's right Here is the sleeping security goal.
Speaker 1: The sleeping got to work. We guard sleeping. They cure
Speaker 1: it to god, got dog if you would scaredy booth
Speaker 1: man help you? Hey, uh, this circuit this stuff I
Speaker 1: can barely heat. Is this Is this a security booth
Speaker 1: down by the by the gate? Yes, sir, this security booth. Yeah. Listen, man,
Speaker 1: it's some people next door to me. They keep I'm
Speaker 1: hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but
Speaker 1: I ain't, you know, I ain't really show what's happening.
Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man,
Speaker 1: But I just okay, So you can give us the
Speaker 1: unit number that you're in. We could have somebody come
Speaker 1: right over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir um, Hello, Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta sleep in this auto. Man, So
Speaker 1: I'm honest. People next door to me, man, they was,
Speaker 1: I mean, they were sitting there. I heard this lady
Speaker 1: screen and I just I didn't want nobody to, you know,
Speaker 1: start shooting nothing, because I know they was arguing pretty
Speaker 1: pretty heavily. Then I heard it. I know they must
Speaker 1: have been fighting because I heard something. Understand, Sorry, what
Speaker 1: what unit are unions? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right, Yes, sir.
Speaker 1: You called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been
Speaker 1: trying to find out what unit you're well. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: the people of here, man, they are and I'll be
Speaker 1: I'm hearing mold people over that now. And they're fighting. Man,
Speaker 1: I know I'm here too. It's gotta be too mean,
Speaker 1: and they're fighting this lady over But tell me the
Speaker 1: un sir here, some kids over that to it, sir.
Speaker 1: We need to know the unit so that we can
Speaker 1: come out and investigate. Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.
Speaker 1: H Hey, hey, look, I cannot do this all day.
Speaker 1: I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
Speaker 1: you on the phone. Could you please give me your
Speaker 1: unit number. I'm keeping over that. They argument, man, I know, yes,
Speaker 1: you have said that, they don't argument. I heard you
Speaker 1: when you said that they will arguing, sir. If you
Speaker 1: just give me that unit number that either you're in
Speaker 1: or the union number, you hear the no it's coming from.
Speaker 1: We could have somebody to come over there and check
Speaker 1: that out immediately. So what the unit number are you in? Again? Sir?
Speaker 1: Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them arguments? See,
Speaker 1: let me put snort. I need the unit number. Let
Speaker 1: me listen. I'm gonna put the phone up. Do you hear, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: but I don't hear the unit number. I need the
Speaker 1: unit number. Without the unit number, we're just down the
Speaker 1: count sa Hello hello, hello, hello sure y yeah, oh
Speaker 1: ay man, you're checked on them people. No, sir, we
Speaker 1: have not checked on the people because we have not
Speaker 1: been able to get the unit number from you. M sir, dude,
Speaker 1: this fall every time you get head of telling. So
Speaker 1: keep fall. Hell you go, you got to get it.
Speaker 1: Keep following sleep. Hey man, come here, dude, this guy
Speaker 1: follows sleep on the phone. I think it's unit out
Speaker 1: of to keep falling the sleep. Hello, stir, Hello, sir, sir,
Speaker 1: hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. Keep
Speaker 1: falling asleep. Every time I asked you something, he falls asleep.
Speaker 1: He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I
Speaker 1: don't then he won't kill me. I don't sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't know you. What the would you wake up? Sleep? Hey?
Speaker 1: I got a guy on the phone and he says,
Speaker 1: if they get me here some screaming over his hyest unit.
Speaker 1: But he's falling asleep. I don't can't get him on,
Speaker 1: get him to tell me with the unit number. Hey, dude,
Speaker 1: come here, listen to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: you to wake up? Sir? Sorry, could you please give
Speaker 1: me the unity? Yeah? I gotta ask you something? How
Speaker 1: come y'all? All y'all do is just sit on y'all
Speaker 1: to watch cars come in and out that door, and
Speaker 1: of helping people that need help like you want numble
Speaker 1: you shut your housing at me. You need to do
Speaker 1: your damn job. You read a cop. I'm a red
Speaker 1: I'm a red cop. Fall asleep, but give me the
Speaker 1: you don't number? Please? I give you the number, new number.
Speaker 1: You're ready for the unit number? Are you are you
Speaker 1: listening to me? Yes, that say isn't sir? Death isn't
Speaker 1: a few timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: just got right by your co worker, y'all crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all
Speaker 1: got me out here walking around this conflict looking for
Speaker 1: people learning and screaming, and you're sleeping every five seconds.
Speaker 1: Put it out. Okay, let me let me ask you something, man,
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You can't help but give me a
Speaker 1: round of applause. You got to give it to you
Speaker 1: play too much, that's what they called. But I can't.
Speaker 1: Everybody is sleeping today, Tommy, after the Super Bowl were exhausted.
Speaker 1: Just for everybody with them wings in them they're not
Speaker 1: yours and them Okay for those of you to try
Speaker 1: to eat a little bit healthy, but then you messed
Speaker 1: it up with your glass of wine, all that that
Speaker 1: whatever sis and the carrot sticks next right there. When
Speaker 1: you get that celery and put it in that ranch
Speaker 1: or blue cheese, it's no longer it's help healthy. Once
Speaker 1: you hear from me, I'm like, what, no, man, My
Speaker 1: mama came over fried fish, said my daetters out today,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not eating I'm not gonna not eat
Speaker 1: my mama frad fish. Now I'm I'm eating that Super
Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday food. It's just high in calories of even
Speaker 1: more than Thanksgiving because we eat so much bowl. Will
Speaker 1: you eat Vota game? You eat during the game, you
Speaker 1: eat a ham tame that four quarters gonna make you
Speaker 1: eat some more? Yeah? Yeah, you know what. The time
Speaker 1: I look down at my plateoffs so embarrassed. I had
Speaker 1: a stack of bone so high I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: I never dumped my plate to nothing. I had so
Speaker 1: many phones. Baltimore, this's my weekend. I'm coming your way, baby,
Speaker 1: Baltimore Comedy Factor, that Nephew was coming to town. Tickets
Speaker 1: up running like crazy. That's right, there are about to
Speaker 1: sell out. That's Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night.
Speaker 1: The Nephew is come to town. Voice is gone from
Speaker 1: Oh my God, hunts Bill out about Huntsville. I love y'all.
Speaker 1: We did the damn thing, Yes we did, and you
Speaker 1: took my voice. It'll be back by to morrow, all right,
Speaker 1: Surprised you're here? Coming up next? Letters subject over sixty
Speaker 1: and full of stamina. Take a note, Tommy. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.