WEBVTT - Sleeping Security Guard

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today. The subject over sixty and full

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<v Speaker 1>of stamina. Really we'll get into that and just a bit,

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<v Speaker 1>but right now it is time for the prank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take a little nap right now, Staria, We're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>a live nap. That's right Here is the sleeping security goal.

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<v Speaker 1>The sleeping got to work. We guard sleeping. They cure

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<v Speaker 1>it to god, got dog if you would scaredy booth

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<v Speaker 1>man help you? Hey, uh, this circuit this stuff I

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<v Speaker 1>can barely heat. Is this Is this a security booth

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<v Speaker 1>down by the by the gate? Yes, sir, this security booth. Yeah. Listen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's some people next door to me. They keep I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't, you know, I ain't really show what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>But I just okay, So you can give us the

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<v Speaker 1>unit number that you're in. We could have somebody come

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<v Speaker 1>right over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir um, Hello, Yeah, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta sleep in this auto. Man, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm honest. People next door to me, man, they was,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they were sitting there. I heard this lady

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<v Speaker 1>screen and I just I didn't want nobody to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>start shooting nothing, because I know they was arguing pretty

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<v Speaker 1>pretty heavily. Then I heard it. I know they must

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<v Speaker 1>have been fighting because I heard something. Understand, Sorry, what

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<v Speaker 1>what unit are unions? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right, Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>You called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find out what unit you're well. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>the people of here, man, they are and I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing mold people over that now. And they're fighting. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm here too. It's gotta be too mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're fighting this lady over But tell me the

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<v Speaker 1>un sir here, some kids over that to it, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to know the unit so that we can

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<v Speaker 1>come out and investigate. Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.

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<v Speaker 1>H Hey, hey, look, I cannot do this all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I am trying to work. I cannot be around with

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone. Could you please give me your

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<v Speaker 1>unit number. I'm keeping over that. They argument, man, I know, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you have said that, they don't argument. I heard you

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<v Speaker 1>when you said that they will arguing, sir. If you

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<v Speaker 1>just give me that unit number that either you're in

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<v Speaker 1>or the union number, you hear the no it's coming from.

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<v Speaker 1>We could have somebody to come over there and check

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<v Speaker 1>that out immediately. So what the unit number are you in? Again? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them arguments? See,

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<v Speaker 1>let me put snort. I need the unit number. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me listen. I'm gonna put the phone up. Do you hear, yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't hear the unit number. I need the

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<v Speaker 1>unit number. Without the unit number, we're just down the

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<v Speaker 1>count sa Hello hello, hello, hello sure y yeah, oh

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<v Speaker 1>ay man, you're checked on them people. No, sir, we

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<v Speaker 1>have not checked on the people because we have not

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<v Speaker 1>been able to get the unit number from you. M sir, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>this fall every time you get head of telling. So

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<v Speaker 1>keep fall. Hell you go, you got to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep following sleep. Hey man, come here, dude, this guy

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<v Speaker 1>follows sleep on the phone. I think it's unit out

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<v Speaker 1>of to keep falling the sleep. Hello, stir, Hello, sir, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>falling asleep. Every time I asked you something, he falls asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't then he won't kill me. I don't sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you. What the would you wake up? Sleep? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a guy on the phone and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>if they get me here some screaming over his hyest unit.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's falling asleep. I don't can't get him on,

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<v Speaker 1>get him to tell me with the unit number. Hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>come here, listen to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>you to wake up? Sir? Sorry, could you please give

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<v Speaker 1>me the unity? Yeah? I gotta ask you something? How

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<v Speaker 1>come y'all? All y'all do is just sit on y'all

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<v Speaker 1>to watch cars come in and out that door, and

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<v Speaker 1>of helping people that need help like you want numble

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<v Speaker 1>you shut your housing at me. You need to do

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<v Speaker 1>your damn job. You read a cop. I'm a red

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a red cop. Fall asleep, but give me the

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<v Speaker 1>you don't number? Please? I give you the number, new number.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready for the unit number? Are you are you

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<v Speaker 1>listening to me? Yes, that say isn't sir? Death isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a few timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>just got right by your co worker, y'all crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>got me out here walking around this conflict looking for

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<v Speaker 1>people learning and screaming, and you're sleeping every five seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it out. Okay, let me let me ask you something, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show. You can't help but give me a

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<v Speaker 1>round of applause. You got to give it to you

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<v Speaker 1>play too much, that's what they called. But I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody is sleeping today, Tommy, after the Super Bowl were exhausted.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for everybody with them wings in them they're not

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<v Speaker 1>yours and them Okay for those of you to try

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<v Speaker 1>to eat a little bit healthy, but then you messed

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<v Speaker 1>it up with your glass of wine, all that that

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<v Speaker 1>whatever sis and the carrot sticks next right there. When

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<v Speaker 1>you get that celery and put it in that ranch

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<v Speaker 1>or blue cheese, it's no longer it's help healthy. Once

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<v Speaker 1>you hear from me, I'm like, what, no, man, My

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<v Speaker 1>mama came over fried fish, said my daetters out today,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not eating I'm not gonna not eat

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<v Speaker 1>my mama frad fish. Now I'm I'm eating that Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl Sunday food. It's just high in calories of even

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<v Speaker 1>more than Thanksgiving because we eat so much bowl. Will

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<v Speaker 1>you eat Vota game? You eat during the game, you

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<v Speaker 1>eat a ham tame that four quarters gonna make you

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<v Speaker 1>eat some more? Yeah? Yeah, you know what. The time

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<v Speaker 1>I look down at my plateoffs so embarrassed. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a stack of bone so high I didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>I never dumped my plate to nothing. I had so

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<v Speaker 1>many phones. Baltimore, this's my weekend. I'm coming your way, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>Baltimore Comedy Factor, that Nephew was coming to town. Tickets

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<v Speaker 1>up running like crazy. That's right, there are about to

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<v Speaker 1>sell out. That's Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew is come to town. Voice is gone from

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, hunts Bill out about Huntsville. I love y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>We did the damn thing, Yes we did, and you

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<v Speaker 1>took my voice. It'll be back by to morrow, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Surprised you're here? Coming up next? Letters subject over sixty

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<v Speaker 1>and full of stamina. Take a note, Tommy. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Stave Harvey Morning Show.