1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject over sixty and full 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: of stamina. Really we'll get into that and just a bit, 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the prank phone 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 1: call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got. We're gonna 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: take a little nap right now, Staria, We're gonna take 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,959 Speaker 1: a live nap. That's right Here is the sleeping security goal. 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: The sleeping got to work. We guard sleeping. They cure 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: it to god, got dog if you would scaredy booth 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: man help you? Hey, uh, this circuit this stuff I 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: can barely heat. Is this Is this a security booth 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 1: down by the by the gate? Yes, sir, this security booth. Yeah. Listen, man, 13 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,959 Speaker 1: it's some people next door to me. They keep I'm 14 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 1: hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but 15 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: I ain't, you know, I ain't really show what's happening. 16 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man, 17 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: But I just okay, So you can give us the 18 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: unit number that you're in. We could have somebody come 19 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: right over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir um, Hello, Yeah, okay, Yeah, 20 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta sleep in this auto. Man, So 21 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: I'm honest. People next door to me, man, they was, 22 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: I mean, they were sitting there. I heard this lady 23 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: screen and I just I didn't want nobody to, you know, 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: start shooting nothing, because I know they was arguing pretty 25 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: pretty heavily. Then I heard it. I know they must 26 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: have been fighting because I heard something. Understand, Sorry, what 27 00:01:51,080 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: what unit are unions? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes, 28 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right, Yes, sir. 29 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: You called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been 30 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: trying to find out what unit you're well. Yeah, man, 31 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: the people of here, man, they are and I'll be 32 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: I'm hearing mold people over that now. And they're fighting. Man, 33 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: I know I'm here too. It's gotta be too mean, 34 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: and they're fighting this lady over But tell me the 35 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: un sir here, some kids over that to it, sir. 36 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: We need to know the unit so that we can 37 00:02:42,240 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: come out and investigate. Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir. 38 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: H Hey, hey, look, I cannot do this all day. 39 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: I am trying to work. I cannot be around with 40 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: you on the phone. Could you please give me your 41 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,679 Speaker 1: unit number. I'm keeping over that. They argument, man, I know, yes, 42 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: you have said that, they don't argument. I heard you 43 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 1: when you said that they will arguing, sir. If you 44 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,639 Speaker 1: just give me that unit number that either you're in 45 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 1: or the union number, you hear the no it's coming from. 46 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: We could have somebody to come over there and check 47 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: that out immediately. So what the unit number are you in? Again? Sir? 48 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 1: Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them arguments? See, 49 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: let me put snort. I need the unit number. Let 50 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: me listen. I'm gonna put the phone up. Do you hear, yes, sir, 51 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: but I don't hear the unit number. I need the 52 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: unit number. Without the unit number, we're just down the 53 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: count sa Hello hello, hello, hello sure y yeah, oh 54 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: ay man, you're checked on them people. No, sir, we 55 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 1: have not checked on the people because we have not 56 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: been able to get the unit number from you. M sir, dude, 57 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: this fall every time you get head of telling. So 58 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: keep fall. Hell you go, you got to get it. 59 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 1: Keep following sleep. Hey man, come here, dude, this guy 60 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: follows sleep on the phone. I think it's unit out 61 00:04:52,279 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: of to keep falling the sleep. Hello, stir, Hello, sir, sir, 62 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 1: hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. Keep 63 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: falling asleep. Every time I asked you something, he falls asleep. 64 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I 65 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: don't then he won't kill me. I don't sorry, I 66 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: don't know you. What the would you wake up? Sleep? Hey? 67 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: I got a guy on the phone and he says, 68 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: if they get me here some screaming over his hyest unit. 69 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: But he's falling asleep. I don't can't get him on, 70 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 1: get him to tell me with the unit number. Hey, dude, 71 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 1: come here, listen to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need 72 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: you to wake up? Sir? Sorry, could you please give 73 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: me the unity? Yeah? I gotta ask you something? How 74 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: come y'all? All y'all do is just sit on y'all 75 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 1: to watch cars come in and out that door, and 76 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,799 Speaker 1: of helping people that need help like you want numble 77 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: you shut your housing at me. You need to do 78 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: your damn job. You read a cop. I'm a red 79 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm a red cop. Fall asleep, but give me the 80 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: you don't number? Please? I give you the number, new number. 81 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: You're ready for the unit number? Are you are you 82 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: listening to me? Yes, that say isn't sir? Death isn't 83 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,599 Speaker 1: a few timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 84 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: just got right by your co worker, y'all crazy. Yeah, 85 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: this is not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all 86 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: got me out here walking around this conflict looking for 87 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: people learning and screaming, and you're sleeping every five seconds. 88 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 1: Put it out. Okay, let me let me ask you something, man, 89 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest radio show in the land? 90 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You can't help but give me a 91 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: round of applause. You got to give it to you 92 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 1: play too much, that's what they called. But I can't. 93 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: Everybody is sleeping today, Tommy, after the Super Bowl were exhausted. 94 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: Just for everybody with them wings in them they're not 95 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: yours and them Okay for those of you to try 96 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: to eat a little bit healthy, but then you messed 97 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: it up with your glass of wine, all that that 98 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: whatever sis and the carrot sticks next right there. When 99 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: you get that celery and put it in that ranch 100 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 1: or blue cheese, it's no longer it's help healthy. Once 101 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: you hear from me, I'm like, what, no, man, My 102 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: mama came over fried fish, said my daetters out today, 103 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not eating I'm not gonna not eat 104 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: my mama frad fish. Now I'm I'm eating that Super 105 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday food. It's just high in calories of even 106 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 1: more than Thanksgiving because we eat so much bowl. Will 107 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 1: you eat Vota game? You eat during the game, you 108 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: eat a ham tame that four quarters gonna make you 109 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: eat some more? Yeah? Yeah, you know what. The time 110 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: I look down at my plateoffs so embarrassed. I had 111 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: a stack of bone so high I didn't even know. 112 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: I never dumped my plate to nothing. I had so 113 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 1: many phones. Baltimore, this's my weekend. I'm coming your way, baby, 114 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: Baltimore Comedy Factor, that Nephew was coming to town. Tickets 115 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: up running like crazy. That's right, there are about to 116 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: sell out. That's Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night. 117 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: The Nephew is come to town. Voice is gone from 118 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: Oh my God, hunts Bill out about Huntsville. I love y'all. 119 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: We did the damn thing, Yes we did, and you 120 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: took my voice. It'll be back by to morrow, all right, 121 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 1: Surprised you're here? Coming up next? Letters subject over sixty 122 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 1: and full of stamina. Take a note, Tommy. All right, 123 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 124 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.