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Speaker 1: in Tennessee named Kayden Griffin who has done God's work.

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Speaker 1: And this sixth grader named Caden Griffin from Tennessee. Caden

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Speaker 1: figured out exactly how many surfaces cats bums touch? Not

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Speaker 1: So what did he find out? This sixth grader that

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Speaker 1: That's one. Hello. Hey is this Bryce? Yeah? Hey Bryce,

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Speaker 1: it's Alexis over here dot com calling about your travel plans. Yes, yes, yes, yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: thanks for holding this as Alexis. How can I help elect? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: let me transfer your Borris. Thank you? What the it's

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Speaker 1: But I can't do it. Boris will coordinate. Oh of

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling? To day? Calls up A to

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Speaker 1: day three four three one oh six onees Friday Fields.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewels show, the Jewils Show on demand, Jewbils

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Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. Wait stop, Richard, don't go anywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret. It's a Jewels show.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one o six one if you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, and you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything because we keep every buddy anonymous.

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Speaker 1: And Richard, who I was just talking to, is one

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Speaker 1: of the producers on the show, and he was walking

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Speaker 1: through the studio and I stopped him real quick because

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Speaker 1: I couldn't think of an anonymous nickname. So, Richard, do

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Speaker 1: you have an anonymous nickname for the caller that's on

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Speaker 1: the phone to tell us a dirty little secret? Bozo

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Speaker 1: the Clown, Bozo the Clown. All right, Bozo the Clown

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Speaker 1: is on the bank you Richard, All right, Bozo the Clown?

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Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? Bozo the Clown? You couldn't

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Speaker 1: give me James Bond or something. Hey, hey, Richard's choice.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe we haven't used to. Actually, he is

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Speaker 1: complaining about his name. Bo So what you're doing, you're

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Speaker 1: telling us a dirt a little secret, you know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't choose your name, but I'll give it to

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Speaker 1: you a James Bond, Go ahead, James Bond. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: my my dirty I wish I could kind of conceal

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Speaker 1: my voice a little bit, but my dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is said, my wife is always talking down to me

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Speaker 1: and has been like forever. Oh, that's your dirty secret. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's I'm given you the prelude. I

445
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,679
Speaker 1: call her Queen condescending. And what I've been doing to

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Speaker 1: kind of make myself feel better about it is go

447
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Speaker 1: online and chatting up women in chat rooms. You know,

448
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Speaker 1: I'm probably never going to go anywhere with it, but

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Speaker 1: so you know, it makes me feel better about that's cheating,

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Speaker 1: that's emotionally cheating. But I think what would make you

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Speaker 1: even more happier, though, is if you guys broke up

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Speaker 1: and then you did it when you were single, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then you could actually take some action and not

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Speaker 1: to feel guilty about it. You can find someone out

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Speaker 1: there that just likes you for you and doesn't talk

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Speaker 1: down to you and make you feel bad and make

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Speaker 1: you feel like you need to go in chat rooms

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Speaker 1: and talk to other women just so that could be

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Speaker 1: nice to you. Well, that that sounds logical and practical,

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Speaker 1: and you know everybody struggles, you know, for the most part,

461
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Speaker 1: or has, and it doesn't really matter how much money

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Speaker 1: you make. What matters is your happiness and being a

463
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Speaker 1: nice person. You can figure that out. Like, as long

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Speaker 1: as you're it, as long as you have somewhere to

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Speaker 1: sleep and your stomach is fold and you're not with

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Speaker 1: somebody who's abusive. Then I called that winning. Yes, so

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Speaker 1: it's weird. James Bone this sow it is a day

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Speaker 1: little secret, but now it's a therapy session. Just leave

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Speaker 1: the girl. Wow, this went in an entirely different direction

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Speaker 1: than I thought it would. Yeah, well, I mean you're

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Speaker 1: talking to two people myself and Alex, who have been

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Speaker 1: in some very abusive, bad relationships. Right, we're not anymore

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Speaker 1: because we're with each other and very nice to each other.

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Speaker 1: I love you, I love you too. She's on her

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Speaker 1: phone text diffw I was posting on I was posting

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Speaker 1: the story at the Jewels on Instagram. I swear, okay,

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Speaker 1: don't come at me, bro. I know. I was literally

478
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Speaker 1: I was only distructed for about ten seconds. I'm in it.

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Speaker 1: I'm in it, we get it. It was just funny

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Speaker 1: when I said that when you looked at me, just like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah. I mean I'm a great multitasker. But

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Speaker 1: I missed like three seconds of three seconds. But I

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Speaker 1: love you too. Carry on all right, and English Evan

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Speaker 1: is in his first relationship. But it is a good

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Speaker 1: point though, like, um, don't waste your time being unhappy

486
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Speaker 1: for real, you can be happy or broke than you

487
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Speaker 1: could be rich with someone who's terrible to you, terrible

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Speaker 1: to yourself. Be comfortable with yourself and be happy. I

489
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Speaker 1: know it sounds easier than it is, but that's all

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Speaker 1: you have to do. In other words, be James Bond. Yes, yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: that is what we're saying. You know, bos of the

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Speaker 1: clown to too too long? Oh my god, go out

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Speaker 1: and get an aston Martin. That's what you need. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll start. I'll start slowing good of martini, you shake,

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Speaker 1: not stirring. Oh yeah yeah, drink a few of those

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Speaker 1: and then tell your wife that you're gonna leave. Get

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Speaker 1: up the courage and then be like I'm bouncing. All right. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling you a little secret. I hope to

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Speaker 1: help you up a little bit. Man. Well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I feel much better about things now. Good cool, Okay, cheers.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Did Jebel show on demand?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Friday, April

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Speaker 1: twenty third, twenty twenty one, I'm jubil Fresh and Joe Exotic.

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Speaker 1: The Tiger King might be getting out of jail. Yes,

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Speaker 1: tell you about that in just a second. But first

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and e d

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Speaker 1: k H what no idea what that means? That's right? Well,

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Speaker 1: and I'm English Evan and a celebrity is going to

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Speaker 1: fight one of the most dangerous boxes of all time.

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Speaker 1: All right, you'll hear both of those stories in just

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Speaker 1: a second. But first, for our lead story of the

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Speaker 1: i N the Adiant News network where Adios starts in

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Speaker 1: the news, they report the news, is Joe Exotic, the

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Speaker 1: Tiger King, might be getting out of jail. Yes, well,

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Speaker 1: Carol Baskin, you know the person that he's in jail

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Speaker 1: for trying to Yes, he's in jail for trying to

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Speaker 1: have her whacked, right, he said. Carol Baskin's husband, Howard,

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Speaker 1: the one who didn't disappear under mysterious conditions that she

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Speaker 1: probably killed her husband whacked him, recently said that they

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Speaker 1: would help Joe Exotic get out of prison if he

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Speaker 1: would support the big cat Public Safety Act that they're

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Speaker 1: trying to get past it. So this is a freaking

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Speaker 1: what is it called staged plan? Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: think so? No, but are you kidding me? Carol Baskin

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Speaker 1: will get him out of jail if he supports whatever

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Speaker 1: she wants him to support. Yeah, the Big Cat Public

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Speaker 1: Safety Act. Apparently they're actually that, they actually mean it.

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Speaker 1: They will help him get out of jail if he

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Speaker 1: would support their Big Cat Public Safety Act. And Joe Exotic,

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Speaker 1: who hates Carol Baskin with a passion, tried to have

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Speaker 1: her killed. That's pretty hatred hateful. Um he says that

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Speaker 1: he's on board. Yeah, of course he is. Wow, his

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00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: tune changes now now that he's in prison. What if

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Speaker 1: she's doing it just to get his hopes of that

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Speaker 1: he's gonna get out of jail and not actually like

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Speaker 1: be thinking that another great way to do it, so funny. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: Carol Baskin, this is the high end and the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network, where idiots aren't just in the news. And

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Speaker 1: for our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex Frey Ash who's on location somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Alec I am in Palm Beach, Florida. Nice beautiful. So

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Speaker 1: in case you didn't know what I meant when I

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Speaker 1: said and ed k h, Yeah, I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: That means that Epstein didn't kill himself and his infamous

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Speaker 1: Palm Beach mansion has been demolished. Yes, it was purchased

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Speaker 1: five months ago for eighteen point five million dollars where

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Speaker 1: the new owner vowed to demolish it. Good job. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's rid of that creepy place. So, um, just figured

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Speaker 1: that Jill would like to know about that. That's great, man,

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Speaker 1: it's about it's like a mile from Donald Trump, so

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Speaker 1: oh god, Like, looking at the pictures of it, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it actually looks eerie and creepy to like think about

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Speaker 1: what went on in that Compoundstein mansion. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: mile from Trump's Morlogo resort, which, by the way, is

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Speaker 1: a beautiful area. If you ever been down there, it

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Speaker 1: is gorgeous. So what do you just quickly, what do

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Speaker 1: you guys think actually happened to Jeffrey? I think that

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00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: he was murdered and jail Joe because he was about

560
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: to say a bunch of stuff that people didn't want him.

561
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: He had dirt on every powerful person in the world

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Speaker 1: pretty much so and then conveniently died. Yeah. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: wonder who could act Joe exactly though he's in them.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They reports. For

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Speaker 1: our next story, let's send it on over to English

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Speaker 1: Evan who's still got red hair? Yeah, still got it? Okay.

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Speaker 1: So Floyd Mayweather, you guys obviously know that boxer Money Mayweather. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the undefeated and arguably best boxer of all time is

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Speaker 1: coming out of retirement. Gets who He's coming out of

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Speaker 1: retirement to fight logan Paul. Yeah, logan Paul. He's been

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Speaker 1: staying it online for ages that he wants to fight

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Speaker 1: Money Mayweather, even though he fought Ksi, who was a

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Speaker 1: YouTuber and lost, so it's not like he's fought any

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Speaker 1: good boxes and now he wants to fight like the

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Speaker 1: best boxer of all times. So YouTube star logan Paul,

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Speaker 1: YouTube star Ndi bag logan Paul has started boxing people right,

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Speaker 1: and he lost to the YouTuber Ksi, and then he

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Speaker 1: beat Nate Robinson. No, no, no, no, that was his brother.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was his brother Jake. Okay, so never mind.

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Speaker 1: So logan Paul hasn't won, really, no, he hasn't. Okay

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Speaker 1: Mayweather murdering. Yes, Floyd's what like like fifty and oh

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Speaker 1: or something ridiculous and like I mean hill Ko Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and fighting professional ones. And as much people talk trash

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Speaker 1: about Floyd Mayweather, he's an incredible athlete, incredibly talented and

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Speaker 1: the dude doesn't even drink. He goes out of these

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Speaker 1: clubs and throws money around and does all that. He'll

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Speaker 1: run home from the club. That's how dedicated that guy

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Speaker 1: is to being a beast. So for the price that

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Speaker 1: it would bring in a Floyd Mayweather Logan Paul fight,

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Speaker 1: he'd make so much money. I would take. Oh, I'd

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Speaker 1: let somebody pumble me in the face for quite a while.

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Speaker 1: Official money Floyd Mayweather as one of the greatest quotes

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Speaker 1: to me after a fight, because you know they do boxing,

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Speaker 1: especially boxing is kind of crubed now, but boxing him like,

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Speaker 1: they make this huge purse of money after the fight

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Speaker 1: and was one of the Floyd Mayweather's last fights, and

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Speaker 1: everybody was talking about what a bad fight it was

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Speaker 1: because it went on and on and on and nothing

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Speaker 1: really happened. Floyd Mayweather ended up winning, but at the

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Speaker 1: post fight press conference, they were asking about it and

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Speaker 1: they were kind of ripping on him right like, hey,

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Speaker 1: the fight was kind of boring, is basically what the

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Speaker 1: press was saying. Yeah, but his whole quote the whole

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Speaker 1: time was like, hey, um, we just wanted to have

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Speaker 1: a fight where I made seven figures in one night

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Speaker 1: and we did it. That was it. I mean, he's

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Speaker 1: not lying. I wanted to make some money and I

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Speaker 1: made some money. Bam, yeah in your face. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: that was the I n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for a Nope Monday. Tune in Monday for another horror

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Speaker 1: hitting reports from the I N Jewel Shows The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand First Day follow up. I'm really glad

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Speaker 1: that I don't have to date anymore. Why is that

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Speaker 1: time for your first date? Follow up? And Lacy is

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Speaker 1: on the phone because a guy named Darius isn't calling

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Speaker 1: her back. Dating is stressful enough, but dating right now

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Speaker 1: even worse because there's virtual dating. It can't be fun.

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Speaker 1: And Lacy apparently went on a virtual date with Darius.

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Speaker 1: Now she's not getting a call back. And virtual dating

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Speaker 1: has to be so difficult because you've probably spent most

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Speaker 1: of your time going like I am I pros no

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Speaker 1: I can hear you, but I can't videos now it's

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Speaker 1: just a video and no audio. I can I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: log off and log back. Yeah, that's what dating is now.

627
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: I can always argue too about whose wifis was. Yeah, no,

628
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: it's gotta be my WiFi. I don't know, Lacy. Is

629
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: that how your first date was with Darius? A little bit?

630
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: I mean there's always those technical, you know, glitches, but

631
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm pretty used to that because I've been working you know,

632
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: remotely for a while. Um, it was actually not It

633
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: was not bad, to be honest, and that's why I'm here. Yeah,

634
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: he said you had a virtual date. So how did

635
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: you even meet Darius? Yeah, so we actually met through

636
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: a friend, Like a friend set us up. I've never

637
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: met him in you know, in person, and we had

638
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: this you know, zoom date set up and we each

639
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: you know, we tried to make it fun, like I

640
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: had a glass of wine and you know, we made

641
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: it as fun as because but yeah, it was you know,

642
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: there was a little bit of awkwardness, you know, just

643
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: like how you can assume like anything like that is.

644
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: But I felt like if went pretty well, to be honest,

645
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: like we flicked, we had things in common, and basically

646
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: what happened at the end of the date, Like I

647
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: was like Okay, well, should we set up another one

648
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: of these or what? And he was kind of tentative

649
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, well, I'm gonna check my schedule

650
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: and then I haven't heard back, and I just don't know.

651
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know him well enough to be like,

652
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: what's going on? So I don't know, I don't know

653
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: what to do in this situation because I've never been

654
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: in this situation. Yeah, and you haven't heard anything from

655
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: him since your virtual date? No, Like after I had

656
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: like texted him and I was like, let's set it

657
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: up again, like you know, like just kind of following up,

658
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, I'll get back to you.

659
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: You know. It's kind of vague and the date like

660
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: went well, you can't think of anything that went wrong.

661
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: Nothing well, I mean, like I said, a little bit

662
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: of awkwardness like you would expect with anything, Like nothing

663
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: was I felt like, you know, we were like excited to,

664
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,959
Speaker 1: you know, keep talking and learn more about each other.

665
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: You don't live with your boy friend or your husband,

666
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: do you That would be a big no no. Maybe

667
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: you're like on a you know, zoom date and he

668
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: sees your husband in the background watching TV, drinking a beer.

669
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: That would be awkward. Maybe he would be awkward his

670
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend or his wife. Oh oh, I didn't see anything

671
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: like that. I'm very nervous, so there's no nothing awkward

672
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: that you can think of at all. So no, But

673
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: like now I'm like freaking myself out, like when can

674
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: sleep over this? I'm like, did I not turn off

675
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: the camera? Like my mind is, like, you know, thinking

676
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: all these like things like after we hung up, did

677
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: not turn off the camera, and like I went to

678
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Like honestly, I have no idea right now,

679
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm like seeing it like worst case scenarios. So now

680
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 1: I just need to know. That's how it is when

681
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: somebody ghosts you, though, is it you start thinking about

682
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: every you've never been ghosted before. Oh that's right, two

683
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,919
Speaker 1: days ago, one girlfriend, that's true. But you start thinking

684
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: of every single reason, like what could I have possibly

685
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: done on the date? What didn't they like? Maybe, well,

686
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: if you like the person, if you don't care and

687
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: they go him, but if you want them to call

688
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: you back. At least for me, I've always been like

689
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: what did I do? Like what didn't they like about me?

690
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: Especially if they seemed into you at first? Maybe you

691
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 1: reminded him of one of his axes in a bad way.

692
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just too pretty. Maybe that's too perfect go

693
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 1: with that, Maybe that's it too gorgeous, you just can't

694
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll try to figure it out for you.

695
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back, and then call him

696
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: and get your first date follow up. Okay, oh my gosh, Okay,

697
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show first. You know,

698
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: it would be the worst part about virtual dating. What

699
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 1: would that be? It's time for your first date followup?

700
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us. Lacy is on the phone

701
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: and she went on a virtual date with a guy

702
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: named Darius who's not calling him back. The worst part

703
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: about a virtual meeting over Zoom, though, would be if

704
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: you're waiting before, if you've never used Zoom before before

705
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 1: you're getting on. Sometimes it says waiting for the host

706
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: to start the meeting, and then they click start and

707
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: then you're added into the meeting on Zoom. So getting

708
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: ghosted is one thing, but what if they just left

709
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 1: you on that for an hour and just waiting for

710
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: the host to start a meeting. You know, they just

711
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: don't even let you in. You know, what is it

712
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: like ladies first two, like who hosts the meeting? Yeah,

713
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: the date? Impultant questions is yes, this is like definitely

714
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: why Jubil and I are glad that we're married? Yes

715
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: to each other? Yes, because we don't date anymore. Don't

716
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: worry about this kind of stuff, especially now with pandemic

717
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: dating and virtual dates being a thing. I wouldn't even

718
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be so loft, I would have no

719
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 1: idea how to handle. That's right, Grandpa, you could figure

720
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: it out. And Lacy is on the phone, and yes,

721
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: she doesn't know why Darius has ghosted her after their

722
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: virtual dates. She can't think of any reason why. All right, Lacy,

723
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna call him right now and try to figure

724
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: it out. You sure you can't think of anything that

725
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: could have went wrong? No, I know, I'm like racking

726
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: my brain even more. I just need to know. Okay,

727
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: all right, well, well let's do it. Let's try to

728
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: figure it out then. Yeah, hello, Hi, speak to Darius please? Yeah, yeah,

729
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: this his name? Who? Who is this Darius? How are you?

730
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: This is the Jewels Show. My name is Jewel, my

731
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: name is Alex Fresh, my name is English Evan and

732
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: the Jewels Show is a radio show. Recently, Um, what

733
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I don't understand what is this.

734
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: You went on a date recently and on our show

735
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: we do a segment called the first Date follow Up.

736
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out on a date with

737
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: someone and then end up ghosting them, they can email

738
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone to try to

739
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: figure out what happened. So the person you went on

740
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: a date with emailed us because they can't figure out

741
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: why you're blowing them off. Any idea? Who would have

742
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: contacted us about you? What was her name? Lacy? Yes,

743
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: you're correct, it's Lacylations. So we're calling you to find

744
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: out why you ghosted her and not talking to her anymore. Oh,

745
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: I'll just be upfront, Okay. Um, I just felt like

746
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: she didn't really care that much about the date. Like

747
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: her room was a mess, like those clothes everywhere, there

748
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: was like trash on the floor, her bed wasn't made.

749
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: That's the thing. If she's just a messy person, I

750
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: don't want to date a messy person. Okay, perfect. Did

751
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: she look like she got herself together at all? Like

752
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: her hair, makeup? She looked right. Yeah, but she wasn't met,

753
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: but she wasn't She can have a messy room hot.

754
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I guess she was, but I just,

755
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: you know, I just felt like she didn't really care

756
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: about the date. Is that what you really care about?

757
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: Or do you care that she's a messy person like

758
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to live with that? I mean, it's

759
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: kind of both, but it's more so than like, I

760
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: feel like she didn't put the time and effort into

761
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: the date. It's kind of more so bad than the other.

762
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: If you're hopping on Zoom or whatever you used for

763
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: a virtual date, I would I'm not even that clean

764
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: of a person. I'm pretty messy. You can ask my

765
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: wife Alex Freshmo Mary if you didn't know that. By

766
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: the way, she's not even saying anything that Actually, I

767
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: guess you are. I'm you know, I can be kind

768
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: of cluttery, right, But if I was going on a

769
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: virtual date, I would make sure at least behind me

770
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: was cleaned up so it looked like it was clean.

771
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: Because even when you're single and you go out on

772
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: real life dates, you clean up your place before you

773
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: have someone come over. Usually, Yeah, but if you're going

774
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: on a date, you shouldn't clean up no matter what, Like,

775
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: even if it is off date, it doesn't take on

776
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: to clean the camera. Then I have to agree with him.

777
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: I kind of agree with you too, Darius. Yeah, it

778
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't bother me. I mean, I'm also care about the

779
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: actual date. Like if the date was going well, I

780
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't care about the clothes. Makes sense from you, and

781
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna have few, Darius. Does she seem engaged

782
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: during the date totally? All, like all the way through?

783
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, more or least I think so. Yeah,

784
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: but I just couldn't get over the fact that the

785
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: room was so messy while she was supposed to be

786
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: on this date with me. All right, well, thank you

787
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: for being anest man. I appreciate it. I I also want

788
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. Now you know that Lacy

789
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening and wants to

790
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: talk to you. Okay, sorry about that. Yeah, now you

791
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: know though, It's cool. Wait before we go any further,

792
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: I need to stick up for myself. I have things

793
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: to say because it's been like go ahead. First of all,

794
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: First of all, okay, I understand what you're saying, and

795
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: here's a deal. I have a little where I was

796
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: set up. I'm looking at it now. I have a

797
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: little like cat tower in my office room thing, and

798
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: there were clothes hanging off of it because I was

799
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what to wear, and these were

800
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: like my discards, and I was worried about what I

801
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: was going to look like. So obviously, like you were

802
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: talking about hair and makeup, I spent probably a solid

803
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: I will tell you this, a solid hour on hair

804
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: and makeup. And I couldn't find the right top. I'm

805
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: throwing clothes all over the place. So by this time

806
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: I get to the call, it might have looked like

807
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: a crazy person. But I promise you, like if you

808
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: came to my house, it's very neat. I just have

809
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: a problem throwing clothes all over the place that I'm

810
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: getting ready for a date. That's nice. I mean, it's

811
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: not hard to like move the stuff out of the

812
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: way real quick, you know. So I was scrambling to

813
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: get ready, and so by the time I'm like, oh,

814
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: it's time for the call. So I wasn't just like, oh,

815
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: everything's perfect, you know. I was scrambling. Okay, so you're rushing.

816
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I get that. I didn't I didn't

817
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: think take that into consideration that you had to do

818
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: all the extra stuff to get ready. I don't know.

819
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: I just kind of felt that you didn't care. But

820
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 1: now here on your side, I guess I was wrong.

821
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: I've got a question for everybody in the studio and

822
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,919
Speaker 1: everybody on the phone, jubile in the bat real quick,

823
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 1: go for it, rapid fire. Okay, what's worse? Messy room

824
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: on a virtual date or being late for the virtual

825
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: date because you were cleaning your messy room before you

826
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: started it? How late? Ten minutes? Ten minutes late? So

827
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: he was I would just say, um, hey, I'm just

828
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: running ten minutes late. Just I mean, they're not doing

829
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: anything else, They're just hanging out, like yeah. I think

830
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: if they told you about the latest and even behind it,

831
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: I'd rather have that than the messy or oh my gosh, okay,

832
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: I think that too, Lacy, what do you think because

833
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: you're the one with the messy room and said that

834
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: you were a frantic and that's why it was messy.

835
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Speaker 1: I think this is all a good learning experience because

836
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Speaker 1: here's a deal. When you went on a date before

837
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Speaker 1: at a restaurant, no one cares what your house looks

838
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Speaker 1: like because it's going to be a few dates before

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Speaker 1: they see it. So this is the thing that I

840
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Speaker 1: have to think about now. And I am glad that

841
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm learning this because I wasn't even thinking. I was

842
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: just like, okay, I'm here. I looked good and like

843
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: there was too many things going on. So now I

844
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: need like a checklist. So this is good. And honestly,

845
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Speaker 1: I have to say, ask cage to my opinion after

846
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: hearing what a slot I am. I would rather be

847
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Speaker 1: late and be like labeled like the messy girl. Okay, sure,

848
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: all right to learn a lesson. And now I have

849
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Speaker 1: to ask another question. I got a question, and the

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Speaker 1: question is only for Darius. Darius, would you like to

851
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Speaker 1: go on another date with Lacy? We will pay for it,

852
00:42:54,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: you know what? Sure? Oh? Really? Yeah? Oh I'm excited

853
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: that once I heard her like reasoning behind it, I'm like,

854
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: you know what, those are fair points and I shouldn't

855
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: give her I should we should try again? Like I

856
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Speaker 1: think it's a good idea. Okay, I got one more question.

857
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Speaker 1: Je Sorry, I don't know why I'm doing that right now,

858
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: but this one's for Lacy. Lacy, are you excited to

859
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Speaker 1: go out with Darius again. I am I can laugh

860
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Speaker 1: at myself. I feel like Darius. We could have a

861
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: good connection. I don't know, we don't know each other

862
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Speaker 1: that well, but yeah, yeah, and I'll make sure it's

863
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: thoughtless wherever I am. Got another question? Oh my god, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Thanks you guys. Jubils first Game, follow up

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Speaker 1: the Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. You

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Speaker 1: could have used the person that's on the phone to

867
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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty Little Secrets help a few days

868
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Speaker 1: ago with something very big. Why is that that? I

869
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Speaker 1: was working on? What's that? Because remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret, I have to

871
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Speaker 1: do is text in four one h six one and

872
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: we'll let you say whatever it is. On the show.

873
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, literally anything, because nobody knows

874
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: who you are. We give everybody a fake anonymous nickname.

875
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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is doctor pimple Popper.

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00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh you know that lady. Yeah, she's amazing. I could

877
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: have used their help. The other day. I had a

878
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Speaker 1: one I just could not on my lip there like

879
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: a volcano. I couldn't get it. But anyway, doctor pimple Popper, Hello,

880
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: how are you Hi, how are you. I'm doing well good.

881
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the actual Doctor Pimple Popper? Yes?

882
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: I have. Yeah, it really is. You know what I

883
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: don't get about some of the pimples they pop is

884
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: like how they can leave a pimple for so long.

885
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like ice cream coming out. It's like a river.

886
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: I don't know how we got off on this disgusting simple.

887
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh it's because I gave you the name Doctor Pimple Popper.

888
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: Note to self, don't do that again. That's why I

889
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: said you're done. So you have a dirty little secret

890
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: to tell us. Yeah, yeah, it's it's kind of really embarrassing. Um,

891
00:44:54,680 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: I okay, I never stole anything in my life, you know,

892
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: because I think that's just like wrong. Stept one time. Okay,

893
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: so you have stolen in your life, just one time,

894
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: and it was like a tiny little thing, but oh

895
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: my gosh. I mean it was a long time ago,

896
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: and I don't think there were like cameras and stuff around,

897
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: because now thirty six and I was like, okay, and

898
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: we were traveling and we stopped in like a rest area,

899
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Speaker 1: and I wanted to go in to go to the bathroom,

900
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 1: and I saw this little like lizard. It was so cute.

901
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: It was like like those little get gos and and

902
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: so I kind of had it took it with me

903
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: kind of. Okay, I stole a lizard. I yeah, yeah, yeah,

904
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Speaker 1: And what did you do with the lizard? Yeah? Well

905
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: that was the beginning. But that wasn't you know? That

906
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: was that was the beginning. That was at the start

907
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Speaker 1: your life a crime for animals? Well then, and you

908
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: know then the lying, you know, like my brother always

909
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: wanted to like tell all the time, and I had

910
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: to like promise him five dollars that I saved up

911
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: till we got home to give it to one. What

912
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: did you do to the lizard would be if you

913
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: did something bad, a lizard of crime. I don't know

914
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Speaker 1: if what you did, but I haven't lanned yourself in

915
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: any real lizards. I've done anything any real lizards. I mean, actually,

916
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Speaker 1: should I get rid of the thing? Found it recently?

917
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Speaker 1: It was like, what is this? Hold on, hold on,

918
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Speaker 1: hold on a second. You didn't still a real lizard? No,

919
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: oh my god. This whole time I thought you were

920
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: talking about you stole a real lizard. Oh my gosh,

921
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Speaker 1: that would have been a life. No, no, No, it

922
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: was a it was a you know, plastic one, but

923
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Speaker 1: in a store. I't Okay, okay, this is very innocent.

924
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: Just so you know, I got in trouble for shoplifting

925
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: once you did. Well, I didn't have anything in my hands.

926
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Speaker 1: My friend that I was with stole something for me

927
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: yet funny. Yeah, do we have to tell that right now? Yeah?

928
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Speaker 1: That's my dirty little secret. Okay, that's an actual my

929
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: dirty little It's an actual dirty dirty I think you've

930
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Speaker 1: told it on the store on the show before, probably,

931
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Speaker 1: But do we have to get into it now? Okay.

932
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: The security person came out and I didn't know they

933
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: were coming, and they went to handcuff me, and I

934
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: didn't even steal anything. There wasn't even anything on me,

935
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Speaker 1: and I got scared and I farted on an accident,

936
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Speaker 1: like I didn't know that they were coming up. Like

937
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: I got so scared of that because like it scared me,

938
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Speaker 1: like somebody came up and grabbed me. I'm like, what

939
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: the and then like scared the fart out of me.

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Speaker 1: That's the only time I've ever oh my god, that's

941
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Speaker 1: the only time I can ever think of like being

942
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: so scared that a fart came out, yes, and it's

943
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: like I was so embarrassed, so embarrassed because yeah, like

944
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: they came up. My friend definitely stole like a bunch

945
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: of stuff and then I didn't know they were coming

946
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: and it scared me. And then they heard it and

947
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: then it stunk and then they're like, let's go walk

948
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: over hearing well, thank you for telling us your dirty

949
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 1: little secret. I think you know you can forgive yourself.

950
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 1: Also got us. We were able to hear Alex's story

951
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Speaker 1: about having a fart scared out of her again. I

952
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: always love that. Yeah, a little bit better. What's your

953
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Text Jubil to four one, six one

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