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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the

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Speaker 1: right number? It's a laser line, good by, just call

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Speaker 1: me back.

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Speaker 2: It's a special Halloween themed edition of the Loser Line.

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 2: Every voicemail message that we received is from someone who

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Speaker 2: met a random hottie this past weekend while attending a

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Speaker 2: Halloween party or, in Brooks case, a family reunion.

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Speaker 3: So, if you were at a.

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Speaker 2: Spooky nightclub and you were approached by a zombie ups

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Speaker 2: guy who asked you to sign for his package, don't

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Speaker 2: say no, at least not right away. Instead, tell him

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Speaker 2: that you want to pry his cell phone away from

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Speaker 2: his undead hands and put the number to the Loser

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Speaker 2: Line in there so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 2: we can play over the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Stephanie, we met the other day at the party.

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Speaker 4: I think you remember me. I complimented you on your

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Speaker 4: skeleton costume, and I also mentioned to you that your

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Speaker 4: costume wasn't exactly anatomically correct, And I was just following

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Speaker 4: up with you to see maybe if you would like

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Speaker 4: to come over sometime and we could go over the

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Speaker 4: actual names of the bones and you know, make your

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Speaker 4: costume a little bit better for next year. And also

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Speaker 4: I was thinking of things were going well between the

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Speaker 4: two of us. You and I could participate in coitus

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Speaker 4: if you're interested in that. I am very interested. So

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Speaker 4: I am just calling to see if you're interested. So

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Speaker 4: call me back if you're interested, because I am very interested.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah you don't know that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know another Q word, but I don't know

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Speaker 3: that was that's the scientific term for it.

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Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, that was.

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Speaker 1: The most unsexy way.

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Speaker 2: I think that's how most guys talk. And I want

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Speaker 2: to make coitus with her to see the thoracic vertebrate

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Speaker 2: anatomically correct.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about the bone. It's all bad.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Hi, Jonathan, it's me. I'm kind of because,

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Speaker 5: you know, thinking about how we talked about the jobs

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Speaker 5: that we had when we met, and one thing I

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Speaker 5: didn't mention is sort of a side hustle I have.

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Speaker 5: It's this job that I actually really love.

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Speaker 1: I'm really just true it ghost.

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Speaker 5: Tours of the City, and I have kind of a

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Speaker 5: problem because I've been getting a couple not great reviews online. Basically,

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Speaker 5: people are saying that it's just not that interesting and

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Speaker 5: not that scary. I thought maybe you would be good

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Speaker 5: at being like a ghost, could like step on the

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Speaker 5: floorboards upstairs to scare my people we get there, or

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Speaker 5: maybe you could like do like a super scary like mom,

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Speaker 5: you know, like a ghost like and like, you know,

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Speaker 5: if you did this, I could actually even share some

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Speaker 5: of the money with you, depending on how well it went.

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Speaker 1: So what do you think coming back?

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Speaker 2: I didn't know ghosts could get COVID or bronchitis or

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Speaker 2: whatever that sound was of the ghosts of ghosts need

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Speaker 2: some like vapo rub. Yeah, yeah, I got to clear

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Speaker 2: it up a little.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's shocking that she does have good reviews.

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Speaker 1: She sounds like a very frightening person.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean to me, that ghost actually sounded a lot

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Speaker 2: like a zombie. And if you're feeling a little undead

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Speaker 2: today like that lady was, and you just want to

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Speaker 2: zone out, make sure you follow us on TikTok at

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffery, especially for tomorrow's big Halloween show. You

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Speaker 2: can see our costumes, funny videos, and even leave a

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Speaker 2: comment wondering what Brooke is supposed to be. Like most

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Speaker 2: of people do every single year, they're just confused to

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Speaker 2: let us in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, laughing Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Again, that's at breaking Jeffrey. Now let's get back to

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Speaker 2: the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Hello, how are you? This is Eagle. Some people are

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Speaker 3: gonna be igle, but I prefer Eagle. Anyway. We rent

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Speaker 3: at the bar the other day. You love my home back,

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Speaker 3: and I was wondering if you'd like to come back

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Speaker 3: to my castle so we could play a little matt

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Speaker 3: Oh and by the way, I totally can talk normal too,

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Speaker 3: So either way, we're gonna have a great time. He

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Speaker 3: was on the toilet when he was making that voice.

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Speaker 3: I hate that.

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Speaker 2: Even creepy monster pervs gotta go sometimes. In fact, this

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Speaker 2: should probably put that in the next Friday the thirteenth film.

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Speaker 2: Just have Jason Voorhees like struggling in a portables.

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Speaker 1: Like what if they're mid chasing the girl up a

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Speaker 1: stair up into her bedroom the killer and then suddenly.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah, he's got to take a detour. Hey, uh

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Speaker 3: it's me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I know, I know we just met, but I

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Speaker 1: built this amazing donkey costume, and I'm wondering if you

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Speaker 1: would want to be the back end of it. Here's

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Speaker 1: the reason, is my buddy dropped out, and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to be in going into like an escape room Halloween challenge.

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Speaker 1: There's a grand prize of seventy five dollars, which I

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Speaker 1: would gladly split with you if we win. But the

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Speaker 1: thing is that we have to see costumes the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Anything that I see, I would just relate to you,

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Speaker 1: and you would let me know if you have any

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Speaker 1: guesses or anything like that. So let me know if

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Speaker 1: you're interested. I don't know that I've ever met anyone

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Speaker 1: that would be a more perfect back end to a

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Speaker 1: donkey than you call.

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Speaker 2: Me if it was not the best compliment anyone's ever had.

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Speaker 1: Did he process that in his brain before he said

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Speaker 1: it out loud, because it feels like he didn't.

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Speaker 2: She's not going to take him up on the offer,

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Speaker 2: somebody is YEA. Make sure you listen Lose your Line

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Speaker 2: regularly at this time every week, and make sure you

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Speaker 2: have we do right there, We're gonna do a phone tap.

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Speaker 2: In fact, right after this hold

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Speaker 1: On brooking Jeffrey in the morning,