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Speaker 1: Jebels second date of day. Nothing is more romantic than
Speaker 1: taking your date out into the wilderness and having them
Speaker 1: help you commit murder. I think that is probably one
Speaker 1: of the most beautiful ways you can experience time with
Speaker 1: the person you're on a date with. And that's what
Speaker 1: happened with Amelia, who was on the phone apparently her
Speaker 1: first date with this guy named Greg. They went fishing together.
Speaker 1: A lot of fish died that day. I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners out there that would agree with me.
Speaker 1: A lot of fish had to lose their life so
Speaker 1: that this couple could enjoy their afternoon. Amelia, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm thanks? How are you? Did you murder a lot
Speaker 1: of fish that day? No? You know what, Actually we
Speaker 1: did catch and release. So the fish that we caught
Speaker 1: we put back. So you actually just you mangled them,
Speaker 1: is what you did? Yes, we disfigured them for life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. So your email said that this guy took
Speaker 1: you fishing? Is that fun? Or you a fisherman. It
Speaker 1: was fun. No, I'm not a fisherwoman. I had never
Speaker 1: been fishing, but it was really fun. He actually suggested
Speaker 1: it because in my profile I say that I like
Speaker 1: nature and hiking and stuff, so I would like, absolutely,
Speaker 1: that sounds super cool. I'm open to new experiences. So
Speaker 1: we met at a state park where you can go fishing,
Speaker 1: and for the next few hours, I just I had
Speaker 1: the best time. I think genuinely it was one of
Speaker 1: the best and most fun first dates I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Why was it such a great idea? I mean, you
Speaker 1: have so much time to talk, right, you can connect
Speaker 1: on that level for sure, exactly. And he was super
Speaker 1: nice and so helpful. And what's his name by the way, Greg?
Speaker 1: All right, and so you and Greg just had a
Speaker 1: wonderful time out there mangling fish and then tossing them
Speaker 1: back into their environments. So they go to the other
Speaker 1: fish buddies and go dude. I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: just swimming along some chick and a dude just put
Speaker 1: a hook in my cheek. I don't know what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just the best day of your life ever
Speaker 1: doing that. It was super romantic bangling fish. Okay, what
Speaker 1: did you like about him so much? Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: he's really rugged and manly, and I love guys like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a man. But he was really considerate and a total gentleman,
Speaker 1: you know, really respectful and nice to me all day.
Speaker 1: And you were cool learning how to fish, right, You
Speaker 1: didn't like scream when the fish got up and say
Speaker 1: that he didn't want to touch it or anything like that. Well,
Speaker 1: I did scream, and it was I thought that fish
Speaker 1: were pretty gross. Did he seemed to like that or not?
Speaker 1: Because I know some dudes like to be in that
Speaker 1: situation where it's like, yeah, I took this girl out
Speaker 1: and hey, you got to teacher out of fish. It's
Speaker 1: such a dainty little girl as new idea. She needs
Speaker 1: a man's help, and some guys that turns off. They're like,
Speaker 1: I like a girl who can do that on her own.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought he thought I was funny. We
Speaker 1: were laughing a lot, and he was so nice. He
Speaker 1: just would take the fish and throw them back from
Speaker 1: the water. Like he didn't say anything like calm down
Speaker 1: or you know, anything like that. But maybe it did
Speaker 1: turn him off because it's been a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: and he hasn't called me back. How did everything in
Speaker 1: for you guys? Did you make out? Did you do
Speaker 1: more than that without cleaning up after fishing? So I
Speaker 1: guess I don't need that last detail. We no problem,
Speaker 1: I won't, I won't with you. Well, there's really not
Speaker 1: that much the jib. We just like had a nice
Speaker 1: we'll kiss, nothing crazy, no makeout. So you guys did kiss?
Speaker 1: I mean that's super romantic. Um No, it wasn't super romantic.
Speaker 1: It was just like a nice kiss. I don't know. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: in my head, I picture you like making out with
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt and a river runs through it exactly, there's
Speaker 1: rainbows hitting the water. I mean no, it wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: I mean we were next to this pickup truck and
Speaker 1: we both smelled like fish. Almost yeah, almost all right?
Speaker 1: And then how did you guys part ways? Well, after
Speaker 1: we kiss, I couldn't help myself. I just said, hey,
Speaker 1: i'd really loved to go out again. Just I just
Speaker 1: I just said it, because you know, why not? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, not going to lose. And he said, for sure,
Speaker 1: hit me up. And I thought that was a little weird, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a little maybe brush, you know, just like giving
Speaker 1: me the brush up. Maybe I don't know, kind of
Speaker 1: open ended, you know, not like yeah, definitely, how about
Speaker 1: this day? It's like, yeah, whatever, I contact me, I'll
Speaker 1: be around. Before if you really wanted to go out
Speaker 1: with someone, you think that you would take charge and
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I will call you. Yes, right, Because
Speaker 1: he was already such a gentleman, I figured he would
Speaker 1: say like, yes, i'll call and have you hit him
Speaker 1: up since your date? Yeah? I waited a couple of
Speaker 1: days and then I called him. I left him a
Speaker 1: message and I just said, how what a great time
Speaker 1: I had and I love this name again? All right?
Speaker 1: And you can't think of like anything awkward that happened
Speaker 1: on the date. I guess the only thing is is
Speaker 1: maybe I'm too girly and I've screamed and I thought
Speaker 1: the fish were kind of growth. But it seemed like
Speaker 1: I thought we had a great time to gather, like
Speaker 1: both of us. Okay, well we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call him and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, hang up, looking jubil in the morning. Dating
Speaker 1: is a lot like fishing. You know your real sum
Speaker 1: in You're like that one's too big, that one's too small. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one's got a wonky eye. Oh, this one has
Speaker 1: a drinking problem. Damn fish. And you fish and your
Speaker 1: fish and you fish until you finally find that one
Speaker 1: that has an extra large mouth and you settle down
Speaker 1: with that one for the rest of your life. And
Speaker 1: that's the problem that the girl on the phone is
Speaker 1: having today. For her second date update, she's hoping that
Speaker 1: the guy she calls will be that big bass with
Speaker 1: a large mouth who knows how to treat her right,
Speaker 1: but sadly, he's not calling her back. If you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for the second day update, Amelia is on
Speaker 1: the phone. She wants to call Greg today. They went
Speaker 1: fishing on their first date. She thinks the reason she's
Speaker 1: not getting a call back was because maybe she was
Speaker 1: a little too girly for him. He's an outdoorsy kind
Speaker 1: of guy and she hasn't fished before, and when they
Speaker 1: caught a fish like she screamed, I was like you,
Speaker 1: And she thinks maybe that turned him off a little
Speaker 1: bit because he doesn't want a girly girl. I didn't
Speaker 1: say you yucky. I just wasn't that bad. I just
Speaker 1: screamed a little bit. If it turns out that that
Speaker 1: is the reason that he's not calling you back. Are
Speaker 1: you willing to kind of buck up and be a
Speaker 1: little bit more outdoorsy? I just want him to know
Speaker 1: that I can totally be tough and nature girl too,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not just like a press Okay, no, you
Speaker 1: sound like it could be a real tough in nature.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm dialing us fun number right now here
Speaker 1: we go? Hello, Hi is Greg there? Oh? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Greg? Hey Greg? How are you? My name is
Speaker 1: Je bil I host a morning radio show called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, how are you doing today? Okay?
Speaker 1: It's a segment we do on our show called the
Speaker 1: second Date Update. It's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off,
Speaker 1: they email us to ask if we can call you
Speaker 1: and find out why. So her name is Amelia? Oh
Speaker 1: a response that Amelia emailed us and asked if we
Speaker 1: call you because she said that she enjoyed going fishing
Speaker 1: with you but hasn't heard a word from you since.
Speaker 1: Who cares? Who cares that? Well? We care, and Amelia
Speaker 1: obviously cares because she went through all the efforts to
Speaker 1: try to get us to do this phone call. Look,
Speaker 1: that person is nobody I want to talk to or
Speaker 1: hang out with or talk about. Really, that is really extreme.
Speaker 1: What did she do that's so bad? I mean we
Speaker 1: actually talked to her a little bit. She sounded perfectly nice.
Speaker 1: She sounded lovely. Actually, she sounded fun. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: want to I really don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know's she knows what she did. She doesn't though,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like she thinks that everything was great
Speaker 1: on the date. Oh really, she has got no idea
Speaker 1: what the problem could be. That's hilarious. Nope, she says,
Speaker 1: you guys went fishing and had a good time, even
Speaker 1: kissed at the end of everything. And yeah, she thought
Speaker 1: she could hit you up to go out again. And
Speaker 1: now you're not responding to her, and obviously you don't
Speaker 1: like her one bit. Yeah, no, that's correct. I don't.
Speaker 1: But I caught a little bit more than a fish
Speaker 1: that day. What do you mean we kissed? Two days later?
Speaker 1: I wake up, Bang, I got a cold sore. You
Speaker 1: think that she gave you? Yeah, she did. I'm not
Speaker 1: kissing anybody else except her. Oh my god, did she
Speaker 1: have a coal swar when you guys are out not visible.
Speaker 1: But I didn't like put on some gloves and check
Speaker 1: her mouth or anything, you know, like those are incredibly
Speaker 1: common and the virus could have been dormant in you
Speaker 1: for a long time and then maybe stress brought it
Speaker 1: out or something a long time like my whole life,
Speaker 1: like I've never had this before. I can ass her
Speaker 1: boom mouth measles. So you think she gave you a
Speaker 1: coal sar and that's the only reason you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. That's a pretty good reason. I mean, she
Speaker 1: gave me her piece. Isn't there other ways you can
Speaker 1: get that though, like sharing glasses or chapsticks or anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I'm not sharing
Speaker 1: glasses or chapstick with anybody. Why didn't you hit her
Speaker 1: up and ask her if she has a coal sar? Oh?
Speaker 1: She says like yes or no. It doesn't get my
Speaker 1: cold sore out of my face. Okay, So you have
Speaker 1: a cold sore and that's it. What do you mean
Speaker 1: that's it? It's a cold sore. Okay, So obviously you
Speaker 1: never want to talk to her again? Then no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: That's unfortunate because she's actually on the phone listening to
Speaker 1: this conversation. What yep, she's rights, Yeah, Greg, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not give you a cold sore. All right, Well
Speaker 1: then who did the fish? Yeah? Maybe the fish or
Speaker 1: maybe you kiss somebody and you forgot about it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've never met you before. I must have
Speaker 1: a pretty exciting life. If I'm kissing people and forgetting
Speaker 1: about it, well that's between you and you. And also
Speaker 1: you should know that you can only get a cold
Speaker 1: sore if you can see a cold store on somebody's
Speaker 1: face and then you kiss the cold store for someone
Speaker 1: who's never had a cold sore before. You sure are
Speaker 1: an expert. Oh my god, Oh my god, Greg, my
Speaker 1: friends are listening to this. You tricked me into this
Speaker 1: radio thing. I'm just telling the truth. I didn't give
Speaker 1: it to you. I've never had a culture in my life.
Speaker 1: This is not in any way gonna affect your life
Speaker 1: or the length of your life. You realize that, Greg,
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Who knows where things go? Like,
Speaker 1: all I know is I got a thing on my face.
Speaker 1: This lady put that in quote. This lady Now she's
Speaker 1: like mad that I don't call her back. Why because
Speaker 1: she's got some more digitis she wants to pass on.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't say stuff like that on the radio. Gray.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's not true. But if you say
Speaker 1: things like that, people I know are listening, they're gonna
Speaker 1: think it's true. And it's so it's just rude and
Speaker 1: it's so fully consider it. Well, look whatever it takes
Speaker 1: to get you to go to a doctor and get
Speaker 1: checked out, because it sounds like that is what it
Speaker 1: needed here. You know what? You know what, Greg? How
Speaker 1: about this? I will go with you to the clinics
Speaker 1: to get tested to prove to you that I do
Speaker 1: not have the herpes virus. Does that make you happy? No? Happy?
Speaker 1: Some more go to a clinic? That sucks? What if
Speaker 1: we do that for your second day? Hey? Greg, would
Speaker 1: you like to go with Amelia to the clinic? We
Speaker 1: can even do like a not free one and I'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Wow. Um, you know what. I'm gonna pass,
Speaker 1: But Amelia should definitely go on that day by yourself.
Speaker 1: Break What are you afraid? Are you afraid of being wrong?
Speaker 1: Go to the clinic with me, get tested? What's the harm?
Speaker 1: You know you already have a cold store like the virus,
Speaker 1: but you don't know that I do, so I'm just
Speaker 1: afraid what else we might find out. I mean, who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe you got some kind of like weird mouse gabies
Speaker 1: or some that my enformant I diagnosed, you know one.
Speaker 1: How about this, since Jubil was so nice and agree
Speaker 1: to pay for the clinic, we should go. You should
Speaker 1: get tested. It'll be free. And then if I'm the
Speaker 1: person who has the virus too gave it to you,
Speaker 1: I will buy you much. You're gonna buy me lunch? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll buy you lunch. If I'm the one who gave
Speaker 1: you a culture, the least I could do is buy
Speaker 1: you lunch, not a date, don't worry about that, but
Speaker 1: just to say I'm sorry. All right, but it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a steak place whatever, whatever you want. Fine deal,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, look at that. It's a successful second date. Update.
Speaker 1: As long as Amelia test positive for herpes on their
Speaker 1: date to the clinic, Greg gets a free lunch in
Speaker 1: the morning. Text in at seven eight, five nine two
Speaker 1: says somebody needs to school this idiot. And if there's
Speaker 1: one place that can school you on herpes, it's us.
Speaker 1: It's broken Jewil in the morning talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update, Amelia, I wanted to call this guy named
Speaker 1: Greg who wasn't calling her back after they went fishing together.
Speaker 1: We got him on the phone, and the reason he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back he swears that she gave him a
Speaker 1: coal sore and he doesn't want any other diseases from
Speaker 1: her because she's clearly filthy. Yes, if she's got coal sores,
Speaker 1: but she didn't even have a coal sore on her
Speaker 1: mouth at all. Yeah, So he didn't want to go
Speaker 1: out with her again because he assumes that she gave
Speaker 1: him a coal sort. There's so much information about cold
Speaker 1: sores coming in on the text board right now. I
Speaker 1: don't even I don't know now what's true and what's
Speaker 1: not true. It can be dormant for your whole life,
Speaker 1: and then stress makes it come out. Well, most people
Speaker 1: have that virus in their body. Okay, I knew jubil
Speaker 1: would help me out. All your immune system goes down
Speaker 1: and you get tired, and you can get a coal
Speaker 1: stor so it's like shingles. I don't know now, I'm
Speaker 1: all confused. Syphilis. I remember, you want a second day update.
Speaker 1: I'll have to do his email. The show and we
Speaker 1: would call the person who didn't call you back. A
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight, five nine two says I
Speaker 1: want to see the test results. Two. Talking about today's
Speaker 1: second day update if you missed it, Amelia wanted to
Speaker 1: call this dude named Greg. They went out fishing for
Speaker 1: their date and he caught more than a fish on
Speaker 1: their first date because she caught coal sore and he
Speaker 1: swore that she gave him a coal sore and Amelia
Speaker 1: says it wasn't her, and she even volunteered to take
Speaker 1: a test to prove that she was clean. And the
Speaker 1: end of the call, they actually agreed to go to
Speaker 1: the clinic together and if she actually did give him
Speaker 1: her pies, then she said she would buy him a
Speaker 1: steak lunch. So sort of a second date. They're going
Speaker 1: to go to the clinic and get tested and if
Speaker 1: she was the one that gave him her pies and
Speaker 1: they're going out again. Sort of a win if you
Speaker 1: get her piece, I mean, like you still get a
Speaker 1: steak dinner out of the deal. Not very many people
Speaker 1: get that exactly. Remember, if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date update, all you have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person who gave
Speaker 1: you her piece or didn't call you back, However that
Speaker 1: goes