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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Year's Nikki. Hello, Welcome to the podcast. Everyone.

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Speaker 1: We're very far into our It's Wednesday, it's ciz our

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Speaker 1: fifth week, sixth week, I don't even know. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. If you're here for the twenty second time,

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Speaker 1: or you're here for the first time, welcome. I'm Nicky Glazer.

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Speaker 1: I'm a comedian and you might know me from Netflix

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Speaker 1: and roasts and different appearances on Many Things. To Tell

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Speaker 1: the Truth on ABC, which I'm going back to film

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Speaker 1: very soon. I'm very excited about that. It's a fun show.

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Speaker 1: That's not what this is about. UM. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to welcome you to the show. If you've listened all

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Speaker 1: the time, I'm really sorry to bore you with all this.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the ads at the top

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Speaker 1: of the show. Thank you to people who I literally

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Speaker 1: just met a guy downstairs who is a friend of

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Speaker 1: mine that I was working. I'm in the Cayman Islands.

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Speaker 1: I just finished working on a show. Yere. The show

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Speaker 1: is over, but I'm staying in the Cayman Islands because

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Speaker 1: there's no COVID here and I don't want to go

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Speaker 1: back to the States until I absolutely have to, which

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Speaker 1: turns out to be this Saturday. But I've spent a

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Speaker 1: guy downstairs, um who dropped off something special for me

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Speaker 1: to eat tomorrow, and um, that's all I'll say. And

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Speaker 1: he was like, how do I hear your podcast? And

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Speaker 1: I was like, he was like, I liked it on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: but like I don't know how to hear. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what what do you mean? I'm like, this is a

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Speaker 1: really cool guy that like should know like podcasts, you've

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Speaker 1: got to listen to podcasts like and people go, I

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Speaker 1: want to listen to your podcast, and I go, but

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Speaker 1: you've never heard a podcast. I go, don't start with mine.

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Speaker 1: And these are always people that are just not very comedy.

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Speaker 1: They're they're not like comedy connoisseurs if they haven't heard

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Speaker 1: of podcast before. So I'm not like trying to get

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Speaker 1: them into mine as much as I'm like, why don't

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Speaker 1: you check out Serial Season one? Podcasts are like a

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Speaker 1: medium of which are up against TV show like TV shows, movies, books,

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Speaker 1: podcast like it's a way to be entertained and educated.

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Speaker 1: I would say educated more so than um even TV

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Speaker 1: or movies sometimes depending on the documentary or series that

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Speaker 1: you're watching. But like, I've learned so much from podcasts,

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Speaker 1: You'll learn a lot from this one too, although I

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Speaker 1: am not an expert in anything. Andrew Colin will be

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Speaker 1: here shortly. He is my co host on the show.

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Speaker 1: I just felt like, you know that some people are

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Speaker 1: tuning into this for the first time and they don't

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Speaker 1: know the situation. So I'm in the Cayman Islands. Usually

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Speaker 1: I'm living in St. Louis, which I will be back

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Speaker 1: there and Saturday. I live with my best friend Andrew Colin.

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Speaker 1: He's a forty one year old comedian who I met

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Speaker 1: as my dog walker, but now he's my best friend

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Speaker 1: and my roommate. He moved to St. Louis for me

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Speaker 1: from New York City to start the podcast and be

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Speaker 1: my roommate because I lived in St. Louis for the

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Speaker 1: quarantine with my parents. Before that, I was living in

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Speaker 1: New York or l A. And I couldn't keep living

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Speaker 1: with my parents. I wanted to live on my own.

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Speaker 1: But I no longer do comedy every night, which is

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Speaker 1: something that made it so I could live alone because

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Speaker 1: So the fact that my life was very different, I

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Speaker 1: needed to live with someone. I asked Andrew to move

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Speaker 1: co host. Noah is my podcast cast producer who you

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Speaker 1: here on the other end. She is an Arizona and

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Speaker 1: this that, and it brings us to the Nickicklayser podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're here daily Monday through Thursday. You get it. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to catch people up. There's nothing that

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Speaker 1: annoys me more than like being like, hey, listen to

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Speaker 1: this podcast and then you're listening to it with a friend,

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Speaker 1: like it's your favorite podcast, but you like listen to

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Speaker 1: it in the car with them, and there's like all

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Speaker 1: these inside jokes and there's all these things that people

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Speaker 1: don't understand. And I was thinking about this show yesterday

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Speaker 1: if people were just jumping in, I'm like, I just

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's I am in the Cayman Islands. Still.

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Speaker 1: completely I'm not not being honest with you guys. That's

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Speaker 1: another thing about this podcast. I never lie, or I

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Speaker 1: try not to. Yesterday I accidentally lied. Um what did

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to catch those moments where I go, I know,

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Speaker 1: because I come from a lineage of people who exaggerate.

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Speaker 1: By either way, if it serves the story, you can

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Speaker 1: always any time my dad says anything that you go, wow,

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Speaker 1: we spent we spent seventeen days in that jail, me

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Speaker 1: with texting and everything, like there's no time to think

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Speaker 1: did we talk about this before? Where it's like you

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Speaker 1: then try to extend a little bit more, a little

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Speaker 1: management classes like with my therapist? Oh, and she teaches

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Speaker 1: restraining order. Yeah, it's just something you have to keep

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Speaker 1: what's that equivalent with like an angry outburst, because everyone

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Speaker 1: I didn't need to do that? Is that the same

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Speaker 1: feeling of like self hatred? Yes, okay, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: one from a very long time ago, before I even

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Speaker 1: What did he do? Reactions? Well, thank goodness we were

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Speaker 1: But that wasn't the end of flip phones. That was

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Speaker 1: like there was a last generation of flip phones. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's I bet so many fliphones got cracked

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Speaker 1: stages for houses for real Satan, So they got this

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Speaker 1: job on their own without me even being involved. It

426
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Speaker 1: was the weirdest story. But my mom is now cleaning

427
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Speaker 1: up her client's home so that her business partner might

428
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Speaker 1: not be offended by a box of dildo's. Like my

429
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 1: mom's embarrassment over who I am, which I am a

430
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: box of dildos, that is who I am. It makes

431
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: me so mad that she had to write you and

432
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Speaker 1: go Andrew, will you hide all those sex toys because

433
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 1: Nikki might. It's just like, let me be who I am?

434
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Speaker 1: And why don't you just be a woman who has

435
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 1: a daughter, who has who is able to even give

436
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: you a job because I am famous for having boxes

437
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 1: of dildos? Like why not celebrate that way? Have to

438
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 1: hide who I am? I am? Like that just makes

439
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: it just makes me want to cry that my mom

440
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: is still trying to like be someone that she isn't.

441
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Speaker 1: And it's not even me, it's she's being the she

442
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 1: wants to not be associated as the mother of someone

443
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Speaker 1: who would have a box dildos. It's just like get

444
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Speaker 1: over it. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

445
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: If it's that many dildos, she would have been cool with,

446
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, like is a dildo

447
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: like I can rub, I can put anything in that

448
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: place inside me. That's why that furniture company is called burrow. Yeah,

449
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: burrow that pussy. Well that's not really the joke. It's

450
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 1: like you would burrow something inside you. But yeah, yeah,

451
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: burrow that. But you don't burrow like if a squirrel

452
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: is burrowing a nut, you burrow a nut. You don't

453
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: burrow into the You don't burrow the ground, you know

454
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 1: what I mean, the ground with the nut. No, you don't.

455
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: You burrow a thing into the ground. So burrowing the

456
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: pussy would be like it was squirrel was putting my

457
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Speaker 1: pussy in the ground for later, So it would be

458
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: burrowing something into my pussy. So you could burrow pussy,

459
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean like yes, but that's you would have to

460
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 1: cut off someone's pussy and then burrow it somewhere. Oh,

461
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: by the way, check out the dig doc TikTok. Ladies

462
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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, what is that throwing that out there? It's

463
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Speaker 1: just this doctor that that is a urologist on jis

464
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Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. Okay, what does he do? My my little

465
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Speaker 1: brother sent it to me recently and he was asked

466
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Speaker 1: and he was talking about this at length at lant Oh. Yeah,

467
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: you always want to know that. And the verdict the

468
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Speaker 1: one girl says, you know, be careful. Uh, the verdict

469
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Speaker 1: is no, you can. You can take like fat above

470
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Speaker 1: your dick taken off. You can, he said, you could

471
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 1: tie a weight to your dick. That's helped. Yeah, like

472
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: the tongue stretching thing that we got into. Yeah, but

473
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that will help your boner. And then

474
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: you could do the penis pump which we write, which

475
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Speaker 1: you you've done before. And if you want to hear

476
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Speaker 1: Andrew's penis pump story, don't worry. I'll make him tell

477
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: it very soon so that you all we I mean,

478
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Speaker 1: that's the story you need to retell. I feel like

479
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: every five episodes of the podcast, I I introduced people

480
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Speaker 1: to like our relationship at the top of this podcast

481
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: in case we have new listeners. But the penis pump

482
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: story people, that's like, that is your what's the story

483
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 1: that like creates the hero Like it's like the Odysseus,

484
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: like it's your origin story. I would say the story.

485
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: By the way, talking about Dick talks on TikTok's, people

486
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: did send me wart videos and pictures of their warts.

487
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that later. However, I do

488
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: have a lot of notes for you in terms of

489
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: what you should be sending me and thank you, thank you,

490
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I you don't. I can't wait

491
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: to talk about it later. Let's get to the news first. Oh,

492
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: I hope everyone's having fun out there having all the swells.

493
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's meaningless, but yes, you do actually

494
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: wish people are having the swells. Which what does that

495
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: mean to you at this point? Like would you say

496
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: that what do you picture? I picture someone, um, maybe

497
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Speaker 1: they're not, you know, having all the swells, and then

498
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: I say it and then boy, or they having swells?

499
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: I think there's someone catching a wave. Yeah, catching a

500
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: wave of happiness, to be honest, okay, like just being

501
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: like yeah, the waves coming in, they're just like filled

502
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Speaker 1: with like they're yeah, they're happy, like your favorite song. No,

503
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: that was just my mouth. Okay, go on, oh no,

504
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: it just swells, okay, So cheese takas Okay, alright, you're

505
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: already here. First, here we go. A stunned woman is

506
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Speaker 1: still charged for an Uber ride that drove straight into

507
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Speaker 1: a canal. A thirty year old woman in Manchester asked

508
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Speaker 1: for her Uber driver to stop when she noticed that

509
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 1: his navigation would drive them into the canal. The driver refused.

510
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 1: The woman said the driver was going five months prior,

511
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Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, in front of the

512
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: car was in the canal. After she climbed out of

513
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: the car, however, she was reportedly told to walk the

514
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: remaining distance of her trip, despite it being the middle

515
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Speaker 1: of the night, and then she was charged for forty

516
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: dollars when she got home. Uber refunded the woman, but

517
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: only after the incident was made public. No one was injured.

518
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: I mean, this has happened before where It's like I've

519
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Speaker 1: been in an uber because I only do ubers in

520
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. I think if I moved to Los Angeles,

521
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get a car and just take

522
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: upers everywhere because it's so much time in traffic in

523
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: l A. You might as well be on your phone

524
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: in the backseat or reading a book or listening to

525
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: music instead of like controlling a machine. But being in

526
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: Uber's all over l A, it's insane. The amount of

527
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: people where you pull up to somewhere and you see

528
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: on their phone that is like locked into their little thing.

529
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: You see the dot on their screen of like the

530
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: drop off is here, and they just will not go

531
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Speaker 1: to it, like it's it's it's you know, like twenty

532
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: ft ahead, but they still won't. They're still inching, and

533
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: and then you can't even open your door because they're

534
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: still moving so slowly. They're just I just don't understand

535
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: why people can't follow a fucking dot on a screen.

536
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: It really enrages me enough that I want to break

537
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: their flip phone call back to a thing you didn't hear.

538
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: But Noah also has this um spatial uh problem in

539
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: her head where she doesn't understand distance. So if like

540
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 1: in Carlisle Forrester, my friend Um who's a listener to

541
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,239
Speaker 1: the show, also has it. And I think that some

542
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: Uber drivers might have this because a lot of people do.

543
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: Is like you don't know what point two miles is,

544
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: you don't know what point one miles is, you don't

545
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: know what five feet might look like. And so that's

546
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: where I say, look at the fucking dot and then

547
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: move your car to the dot on the map. But

548
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: they just can't do it. People are just kind of

549
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: slower than I am in that respect, and I am

550
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: slower in other ways. I will say, but like, there

551
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: are some people that don't understand what five feet is

552
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: destination in five feet, they just stop or they keep going,

553
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: And You're like, but there in this all that relates

554
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: to the canal, because some people just trust the map

555
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: too much, whereas others don't look at it at all.

556
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: And I'm still perplexed by someone who doesn't doesn't understand

557
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: what a mile. Like the day that I was with

558
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: Carlisle Forrester in her car is just dropping me off

559
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: the door of the Dottas and it said points five

560
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: point five miles away destination. We're on a road that is,

561
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: we're going thirty miles an hour, and she is slowing

562
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: down like it's coming up immediately, and I go and

563
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: I said, it's point five miles away, and she starts going,

564
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: stopping and breaking like is it here? And I'm like,

565
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: what do you want to understand what point five it

566
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: means a half a mile? She's like, no, I know,

567
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: I know, but I like don't know what that is.

568
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: You run, Nikki, you run all the time, so like

569
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,959
Speaker 1: you know because of your running, And I was like,

570
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: there's no way you could go points a half a

571
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: mile within seconds going thirty miles an hour? What the

572
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: fuck is your brain doing right now? And it made

573
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: me so mad because I don't understand how someone could

574
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: not know that. But I also understand that I've never

575
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: heard that boys Men's song and people could be mad

576
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: about that, like how do I not know that? So

577
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to let it go. But Noah, do you

578
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: relate to this canal driver? Uh? No, I don't relate

579
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: to the canal driver because I would take the advice

580
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: of someone who understands navigation better than me. But I

581
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: would understand what point five mile means, like I'll know

582
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: that I'll have a little bit of time, but I

583
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: do have a spatial issue. Okay, point five you do? Now?

584
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: Can we just talk about the story in the sense

585
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: that do you think the guy would have was it

586
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: the idea of a woman telling him like where to drive?

587
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: You think it was a sex thing? That was one

588
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: question I had. Also um the other question is Uber

589
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: didn't refund the driver right away when she complained. And

590
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: I just hate these companies that have like all the

591
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: money in the world, but they don't have someone you

592
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: can just call and talk to on the phone and

593
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: explain the context you have to write it or fill

594
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: out I want to call. I love that you just

595
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: like ask for it and they just are like, yeah,

596
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: you went to the trouble to like fill out the spot.

597
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: Here's it's not all we But that didn't happen with her. Um, yeah,

598
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: that's shitty. Like Google. If you have a problem with

599
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: Google and you can't get in, you can't call anyone.

600
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: I just hate these companies just like just put up

601
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: put into this thing that people normally need, just like

602
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: a call center. You want a Google call center? Yeah,

603
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: a Google Cars call center. I want a Twitter call center.

604
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: But I think they know that the things that you

605
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: want output they can't give you, Like they can't give

606
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: you your password, Like no matter what, if you don't

607
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: have the things that they're already telling you through the

608
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: app they need, then someone talking to someone and yelling

609
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: at them is not going to get it for you

610
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: any sooner. But if I refund a ride and say, hey,

611
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: my driver drove into a canal and they right back,

612
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: we gotta look into that, we gotta we gotta look

613
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: into this canal thing, like that's something you'd make up.

614
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: And you know that this wasn't in the United States, right, Yeah.

615
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: I was in England, Okay, yeah, because you said Manchester

616
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: like it was like down the road. Yeah, Rhode Island,

617
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: and we have canals here, but not that meant or

618
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: you know, not here in the Caymans, but in the US.

619
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's canals in the Caymans um, but in

620
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: the US, I feel like Venice has canals. Penness, California,

621
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't know anywhere else has canals is a very curio,

622
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: very can and that's what Venice, California is based off

623
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: of this. The canal. Well, it's either named because it

624
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: has canals too, or it got canals because they were like,

625
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: let's just venace it up. Do you know that? To do?

626
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: We can go to Europe if you have a vaccine

627
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: in the summer, we can travel. Did you hear that Europe?

628
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: Let's go Paris Eiffel Tower. Um, yeah, let's upskirt. Let's

629
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: like anytime there's a picture of the Aiffle Tower from below,

630
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: I've always like you pervert. It looks like an upskirt? Okays? True? Yeah,

631
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: how high does a person have to be where it

632
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: doesn't become an opskirt because they're too far away where

633
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: you can see the outline of a vagina? You know

634
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: what I mean? What do you Well, I think anything

635
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: that shows your vagina up your skirt is an upskirt.

636
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: So if your vavagina isn't showing, it doesn't count. But

637
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: if you're two U feet in the air, you can't

638
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't draw you. But there is an upskirt, you

639
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, oh yeah, Like every time

640
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: you take a picture of a plane, it's an upskirt

641
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: of all of women on the plane. It's a glass bottom. Yeah. Well,

642
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: well there's that's h Elon musk Is is creating those

643
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: he wants to do that upskirt from space. Okay, okay.

644
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: Social media forces us to relive our ended relationships over

645
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: and over because we creep on our ex as romantic

646
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: partners and friends. So essentially, when relations ended pre social media,

647
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: they were more easily forgettable. Right. The Anxiety and Depression

648
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: Association America of Lincoln anxiety disorders directly to social media

649
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: usage and social media users say they have to check

650
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: at least one of their accounts every hour to avoid

651
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: feeling anxious. Essentially, we just have way too much. It's

652
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: way too easy to see what our exes are up to,

653
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: and it hurts us. Yeah, I mean this goes back

654
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: to what I was saying of, Like when you the

655
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: book that we talked about getting to I do you

656
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: are addicted to someone when you've been in a relationship

657
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: with them and your love with them, and like you

658
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: looking at their Instagram, you watching videos of you guys,

659
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: like you going through what looking at photos in your

660
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: phone is like if you're trying to quit booze, it's

661
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: like having little SIPs of it and you're gonna eventually

662
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: want more and more. It's better just to go cold turkey.

663
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: And now social media doesn't allow us to do that.

664
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: I mean, last night, I like, so, well, would you

665
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: block an X? Like? Would you block everything to keep

666
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: you away from it? Like? No matter what I mean,

667
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: really done, yes, because I would want nothing, Like I

668
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: just wouldn't care, or I wouldn't need to because I

669
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't care, you know, But if I I still hold out, hope,

670
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to block because I want them to

671
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: be able to get in touch with me somehow, which

672
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: is ridiculous because they could get in touch with you

673
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: a million ways. And you also want to see make

674
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: sure that they see that you're thriving and that any

675
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: girl they may be with is also going to see

676
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 1: how great your life is. And you know, like you've

677
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: got to have all these things. And but like last night,

678
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: I even like I felt embarrassed asking you, but being like, hey,

679
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: does so and so still follow you? Hey, is what

680
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: is going on on their account? Because they blocked me,

681
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: like checking in on these things that like are addictive,

682
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: they feel like really unhealthy behaviors to do. You think

683
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: there is a strength though in the going to it

684
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: and like you know, when you drink ninety cups of

685
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: coffee to like defeat your fear of coffee. So if

686
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: you have this fear of what they're up to, at

687
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: least you could see it and be like, oh, they're

688
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: just having a shitty life, like you know what I mean,

689
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: Like maybe it might be good to see that their

690
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 1: life isn't that great, But I think that also feeds

691
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: of like you are happy at someone else's dissatisfaction, which

692
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: is bad that's not a good feeling to be like

693
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: happy with other people suffering. So and I don't want

694
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: to live in that place. But yeah, I get what

695
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: you're saying. I love when I see in an X

696
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 1: in a hospital. It makes me Yeah. But then you

697
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: know they're getting a lot of attention and they might

698
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: lose a lot of weight from whatever is in that

699
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: they're getting in the hospital for, and they'll come out

700
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 1: like spelter and then they'll get like banged out more.

701
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: Um No, I can always find a bad But yeah,

702
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: Like I really struggle with that because anyone who dates

703
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: me is really going to struggle because I Am going

704
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: to be everywhere the rest of your life. If I

705
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: plan on having a career, like you will see me

706
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: on Billboard, you will see me on TV. Um, I

707
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: will haunt you. And that's one of the things I

708
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: love about this business is that people who have hurt me,

709
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: you don't get to just like forget that you hurt me.

710
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: You'll be reminded of the one that got away the

711
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: rest of your life. And when you and your girlfriend

712
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: or your wife are sitting on the couch watching TV

713
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: and I'm just a faint memory and maybe she even

714
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: kind of has an inkling that we dated or we're together.

715
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: She'll feel your body tense from across the couch as

716
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: an ad for my new late night TV show comes on,

717
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: and maybe I'm hosting the Golden Globes and I look

718
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: beautiful and I seem happy and radiant, and she'll feel

719
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: a tenseness come from your end of the couch that

720
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: isn't tenseness based on the fact that maybe you want

721
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,280
Speaker 1: to be with me, but that there's some lingering feelings

722
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: you may feel later that night when you to make love.

723
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: She made question if you're thinking about me instead of

724
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: her as as as you are inside her, And the

725
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: truth is you probably will, and you probably have before,

726
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: and you probably will again. Actually, you probably often think

727
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: of other women while you have sex with this woman constantly.

728
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: And guess what, when you had sex with me back

729
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: when we were together, you probably thought of other women

730
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: then too, because that's the thing men do, and it's

731
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: a thing women do. But the fact that I will

732
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: chronically and constantly be projected and uh dropped into your

733
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: life to disrupt your happiness and your girlfriend or your

734
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: wife's happiness ever so slightly because there is a feeling

735
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: an undercurrent of feeling that you might still have feelings

736
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: for me, or there might be some unfinished business there

737
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,479
Speaker 1: that you'll never get to do again, or you might

738
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: just slide into my d M s and see if

739
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm still available and that I still have love for you.

740
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: That to me, you can't put a price on. I remember,

741
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a commercial for perfume, for celebrity,

742
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: my new fragrance. No, honestly, it's just you in the

743
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: desert trying to get Honestly, the first guy that ever

744
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: broke my heart, and like, like Pete Lee, go google

745
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: it if you want to look at it. It's on YouTube.

746
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: The story of me and Pete Lee's comedian. He met

747
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 1: me when I was like a nobody and we had

748
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: this amazing romance and then he shows his girlfriend at

749
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: the time over me, even though he had promised me

750
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: he's going to break up with her, all this bullshit,

751
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: and uh, we're very young and dumb, and I remember

752
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: thinking he thinks I'm an open micro in Kansas City

753
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: and that he's never going to see me again. I

754
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: can't wait to be everywhere and haunt him, and I

755
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: did for the next eleven years. We didn't talk, and

756
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: I was everywhere, not everywhere, but I begin you know,

757
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: he really couldn't avoid me, especially because he's a comedian,

758
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 1: um and it was beautiful. Do you think you would

759
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: have worked as hard if feeding and break your heart

760
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: because you want to be seen on the tv. This

761
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: is not the reason I do this, but it is

762
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: quite an incredible bonus. Yeah. The only reason I want

763
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: to get on the Netflix one time is so my

764
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend from college you broke up with, you married

765
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,959
Speaker 1: a hard doctor, can see me be funny for seven dude?

766
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: Come on, let's be honest. And what seven minute thing

767
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: are you doing on Netflix? Oh? It's this new thing

768
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: that I've been talking to him about that they haven't

769
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: answered my seven minutes silly'es. I know that the title

770
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: needs work, but the seven minutes silly? Wait? Andrew, don't

771
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: you don't you? Isn't there a part of you that,

772
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: even though you're within a relationship that you like and

773
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: you don't think about your ex almost probably ever, but

774
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: your ex from college like, doesn't that kind of delight

775
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: you to think that she might see you looking like

776
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: hot and funny and famous? It does, which I think

777
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 1: I'm so self deprecating that. She's like, I didn't even

778
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: know about the penis pump story or I didn't know

779
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: these even here all your embarrassing things. Yeah, that's the

780
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: that's the That's the other rob is that once they

781
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 1: watched her special, they're like, oh, I'm so glad about

782
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: dating this girl and was talking about her pussy lips,

783
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: and then and then and then you talk about quee

784
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: thing one time and she's like you like his girlfriend's

785
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: like gross, you dated her and he's like, yeah, she's discussing.

786
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: And then I talked about like shipping my bed or something,

787
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: and they're like oh. Then they then they have sex

788
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: over the like celebrating that we're not that he's not

789
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: with me. All she heard on this podcast was yeah,

790
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: I never was in fear of his small dick, you

791
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean. That's all she heard. That's all.

792
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: But no, people like I just got interviewed by the Hullabaloo,

793
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: the two Lane paper, and when she knew me at

794
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: two Lane, I was a fucking like big time loser,

795
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: like cheated on everything, like really had no confidence. So whatever.

796
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: It's just funny that it's come kind of full circle

797
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: in the sense of that but anyways, just plug did

798
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: a hullabaloo paper at Tulane. Uh, I never read, and

799
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: you acted like we have heard of that. You're like

800
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: the hullabaloo, you know, the favorite Tulane Dude. No, people

801
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: at Tulane don't even read the fucking Hullabaloo. They may

802
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: be grab it on their way to class and do

803
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: the cross word out of it like I did in

804
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: every class. I think they hold their cocaine in it somehow,

805
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. Apparently there's been a lot of orgies

806
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: going on at Tulane. So shout out, um, so, why

807
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: do I care? Can we do to the other story

808
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: tomorrow though? Because I love that story? Okay? Cool? Great?

809
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: Why do I care? God? I love that voice? Okay. Motte.

810
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: Actor Tyrese uh, speaking of black draw, shocks his fans

811
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: when his girlfriend Zelli Timothy shares a video on Instagram

812
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: of him shaving her plus oh my god, a video,

813
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wait a second, this is Tyrese shaving. Okay,

814
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: it looks like a video. It's a point of view

815
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: of him. Um, it looks like she's having a um

816
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: you know, an O B G Y N exam. He

817
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: is as the oh he's using that like intuition from

818
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: the one that was Jewel had did a commercial for

819
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: just Follow your Heart. You do you remember when they

820
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: use a Jewel song for the chick intuition. Oh my god,

821
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: he's shaving your fubes and you can hear it. Wait,

822
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: do it again. Go to the part where you can

823
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: hear it. He's shaving very fast. Hold on and he's

824
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: going up. That's hot. I'm into it. It's like examining

825
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: a pussy. Like he's so excited and like so like

826
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: like I love the idea of a guy just being like,

827
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, like look at it, like so like

828
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: opening it like a kid on Christmas, not a real kid,

829
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: like a tiny goat that would have been a funny

830
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: scratch of he pulled out a chainsaw. But like yeah,

831
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: like but but I think it's hot. I think there's

832
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: something to be said about like because like you know,

833
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: guys are like I don't want any pussy on my girlfriend.

834
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: There's something like connecting. Yeah, there's something that there's a

835
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: big connection where you can shave your girl's puss and

836
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: then still want to have sex with it after you

837
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: treated it like like it was like not sexual, you know,

838
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 1: what right, But I think it can be very sexual.

839
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: But I understand what you're saying. You can make shaving

840
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: and you tell Nikki what tyres said. Because it's a

841
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: little hard to hear it. In the veg Tyrese can

842
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: be heard saying, going to put the creamer on it first,

843
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: mix it with some oil. Oh that's hot. Yeah. See

844
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: this is all very sexual, like the slathering the hair,

845
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: and I'm guessing she didn't have a huge bush. I'm

846
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: guessing she just had a little bit of growth from

847
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: the last time she ship because she shaves. I would

848
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: love a guy to shave my pussy someday. Hey, future

849
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: husband out there or girlfriend of guy that I'm not

850
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: dating anymore listening, are too glad that he's not with

851
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: someone who would want him to just shave her apple away? Animal? Dude?

852
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: What's He got a lot of flak though for this,

853
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: But I mean because people, because people are like my

854
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: mom wanting people to box up their dildos. Let these

855
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: people do whatever, And I get it. Maybe we don't

856
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: need to see it on his Instagram, but anything that

857
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: shows a man being not disgusted and almost turned on

858
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: by uh kind of a yeah, like a task down

859
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: there that isn't usually sexualized. I'm into And I remember

860
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: hearing in college that a girl, my friend's roommate in

861
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: college hooked up with Screech when he came to town.

862
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: He came to like the local comedy club, and they

863
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: hooked up and he shaved her pussy hairs, and I

864
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: remember being like, what, he shaved her vagina And they're like, yeah,

865
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: that's what he was into. And I was like you,

866
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I was kind of like,

867
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: that's kind of cool. Yeah, but also that's what killed him.

868
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: And he was used to like his hair looked like

869
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: a big pussy bush, so he was probably okay. So

870
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: now I'd like to pivot into some a couple of

871
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: things we've talked about this week that I just want

872
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: to follow up on real quick. First of all, I

873
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: do know that the Eagle Eye Eagle Eye Cherry is

874
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: the name of the band that has saved Tonight, not

875
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: Buck Cherry. Buck Cherry is the name of the band

876
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: that I should have used for my conan appearance where

877
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: I was talking about my dentist listening to that song

878
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: You're a Crazy Bitch, butcher fock so good. I'm on

879
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: top of it, that's Buck Cherry, and I said in

880
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: the Cone interviewed Jane's addiction, which is not even it um,

881
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: But then I miss, yeah, save Tonight is by uh

882
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: what is it called again? Eagle Eye Cherry Cherry got

883
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: a lot of corrections on that. Thank you to the

884
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: listeners for following up on us on that. As always,

885
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: you can write to us on Nicki Glazer pod on

886
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: in our d M s. You can also slide into

887
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: my d M s at Nikki Glazer some of those

888
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: I read, and you can also right into the show

889
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: at the Nicky Glazer podcast at gmail. Um. And then

890
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: I also want to say that Sam Smith identifies as

891
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: they them. They entify as a non binary, not as

892
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: a male. So I apologize to Sam Smith. I I

893
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: apologize to them, and I also and I also apologize

894
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: to them for saying that I don't enjoy their music

895
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: as much as other people do. And that is a

896
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: me thing, that is not a they thing. Now, I

897
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: also want to follow up on my request for and

898
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: I didn't expect this early in the podcast to admit

899
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 1: to everyone that I have a real obsession with watching

900
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: videos of warts being extracted from people's feet. It is

901
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: a weird thing I'm into. I watched videos of it

902
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: every single night on Reddit, on YouTube. I have literally

903
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: watched every single YouTube video of a wart being extracted

904
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 1: from a foot that exists, and I mean thousands of videos,

905
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: because every single night I searched for new ones and

906
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: they all have I've seen them all. You know, like,

907
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: there's no new footage of warts that I can find it.

908
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what does for me. It soothes me.

909
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: It makes me feel like just very I would rather

910
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: I will. I'm gonna start paying if there was like

911
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: websites like porn that I could pay for videos of this,

912
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: I would. However, so many of our listeners have reached

913
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: out to me and set uh pictures and videos of

914
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: their footwarts. Planter words is what I'm into. And I

915
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: know you're like, oh, this is so weird. You're so weird.

916
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: You know how you like to watch pimple popping videos

917
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: and blackheads being extracted and weird stuff. We all have

918
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: a weird thing. Don't judge me. I'm just being open

919
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: about mine, and it's less people are into it. So

920
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: many people send me work pictures, But the thing is

921
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 1: when they send videos on Instagram if you watch the video,

922
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: it disappears, and I have to be in the right space,

923
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: like if a good word video comes in. It is

924
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: so valuable to me that I want to be like

925
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: in my bed, curled up about to go to sleep,

926
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: really in a right state of mind to enjoy it.

927
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: So I'll open it and I'll quickly shut it because

928
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: I don't want it to go away, you know, like

929
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: on Snapchat how videos go away. So if you are

930
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: sending wort videos, please send them to the Gmail THENICKI

931
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: Glazer podcast at gmail dot com and buy video. I mean,

932
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: like if you want to send a video of you

933
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: like picking at it like and also don't go straight

934
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: to the picking. We want to see everything. I mean,

935
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: I want to see a video, Okay, I want to

936
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: see it. I want to see a video first of you,

937
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: like kind of like showing me where it is. I

938
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: don't want to close up shot because I need to

939
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: see where on your foot it is. And then I

940
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: want to tell you what to do to it. This

941
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: is exactly like the videos you were talking about before

942
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: it and I almost want to go live with you

943
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: so I can tell you what to do to it,

944
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: because if I could give myself a foot board. I would,

945
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: but I'm too scared to get them anywhere else. So

946
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: I am just begging you that if you have a

947
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: ward on your finger, like on a callous part of

948
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 1: your finger, there has to be like callous on it,

949
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: because I want you to scrape that off. And then

950
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: I want to see little dots where that are not seeds.

951
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks those are roots or seeds. Those are just

952
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: blood capillaries that are feeding the ward. I know all

953
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: about arts. I could literally go to medical I could

954
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: like pass the ward part of medical school dermatology. I

955
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: want to get into it, like if comedy doesn't work out,

956
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: I literally would become a foot doctor because I watched

957
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: all of these foot doctors on YouTube. I subscribe to

958
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: all of them. They scrape off callouses, they get into

959
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: like diabetic ulcers. I like kind of like that, even

960
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: though the goo and the blood is kind of gross.

961
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 1: I like a dry ward that's just being like carved out,

962
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: and then you have like nothing in your foot at

963
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: least behind like a gaping hole that they cauterize. But

964
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: I could do that too, for you don't hurt yourself

965
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: with these wart videos. But please send if you have

966
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: a word on your foot. I am into it and

967
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: I want to see it. And I will not tell

968
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: you by name who you are. But like, I don't

969
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: have any friends with warts, and I need I need some.

970
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: I would literally if my if a boyfriend had a

971
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: wart on his foot, I would like him more. Final thought,

972
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: can we do the best best war competition? Maybe I

973
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: would love that. I mean like, and we'll put them

974
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: up and we'll have the voters, will have people vote.

975
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,959
Speaker 1: I really want you to email them though, you guys,

976
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: because a lot of times in the instag Graham d MS,

977
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: I get a lot of criticism, especially like people just

978
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: like to say I love the podcast but or whatever,

979
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: And I don't like to read any of that. So

980
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,959
Speaker 1: if it's so, I might miss it. If you start

981
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: it with like, love the podcast, here's my ward, I

982
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: might not even see it because there's so many times

983
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: that love the podcast is followed by but you're mean

984
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: to Andrew or you talk too much, and I just

985
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 1: can't handle that, even though I do, like, I feel

986
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: like I'm betting much nicer to you and Lady sent

987
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 1: weeks because of that feedback. Yeah, just being a human being. Sure, Okay,

988
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: so uh it's hard when you do a podcast with

989
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: your roommate and best friend that you already have a

990
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: dynamic with. And obviously I want to be nicer to

991
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: you when I'm working on it, but it's not about

992
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: being a human being. Actually, human beings are terrible by nature.

993
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: So I have to try to be nice sometimes because

994
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: you frustrate me in a way that most of my

995
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: loved ones frustrate me. So it makes that work closer.

996
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: Final thought you wanted to know. I wanted to tell

997
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: you what happened last night where I went. I kind

998
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: of need to give an apology. G I guess um.

999
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: I I had Brenna stretch out my ball sack to

1000
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: see how far it would go. And Brenna is the

1001
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: girl I've been seen, and she stretched my ball sack

1002
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: out so far in my room. Yeah, she went on

1003
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: the balcony and she actually drew down six floors and

1004
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: she was just holding on for dear life. Nice to

1005
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: know that I was going to get a like a

1006
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: rope in case we ever had a fire so I

1007
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: could escape from my room, because I just would like

1008
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: I would jumped to my death, and so I was

1009
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: gonna get a rope. But it's nice to know that

1010
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: I just need your ball sack. Yeah, that's all I need.

1011
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: All we need is another ball sack on the ground

1012
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: once we jump. But um, so she feels it. It's insane.

1013
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: How long my ball skin? Because you get older as

1014
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: a guy, your ball is just your skin gets longer.

1015
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: And I wait, didn't snap back and hit her in

1016
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 1: the face, Why doze? I gotta apologize because I took

1017
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: I spread it like you know, like bat wings, and

1018
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: I covered her whole hand with my ball ski and

1019
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: it was like trapped in her hand. Yeah, you burned

1020
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: her hand. I burrowed her hands. And then she looks

1021
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: at me and she goes, um, that's too far, Oh

1022
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: my god. That's but it's in a playful way. In

1023
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: a playful way, of course, And I'm apologizing obviously, in

1024
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: a playful way. But like, are there things that you

1025
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: do sexually where it's like, yeah, it's hilarious to cover

1026
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: your ole hand with my ball skin. But maybe next

1027
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: time you're downplaying with my balls, you might only think

1028
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: of that and it might turn you off, you know

1029
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like I never really wanted balls. I

1030
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: don't want guys to be like silly with her dick

1031
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: unless I want to be silly with it. But the

1032
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: thing is I do that too sometimes with like, uh,

1033
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: with penises, I get real silly and like, well, sometimes

1034
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: I'll look up and the guys just like, do you

1035
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: need like a time alone with this? Because I'll be

1036
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: like just being I can be very very silly, and

1037
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: I think it's cute because I just like, if I

1038
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: love someone, I like their penis so much and I

1039
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 1: like to like do funny things with it and like

1040
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: talk to it and act like it's like a separate entity.

1041
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: And sometimes you do look up and the guy is

1042
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: just like kind of disgusted by you, And I was like,

1043
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 1: are you a seven year old playing with a doll

1044
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: right now? Like what is going on for you right now? Yeah?

1045
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: What is this like Plato for you? Noah? Have you

1046
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: as a guy ever like gone not too far but

1047
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: being like playful sexually where it's like, Okay, this isn't

1048
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: hot anymore, like what you're doing is too silly or

1049
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: I can't remember that ever happening. But I was wondering

1050
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: did it feel good to stretch your balls around your

1051
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: girlfriend's hand or feeling honestly like it would kind of

1052
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: feel cool, like a warm glove, like an already warm glove,

1053
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: but also cool. That's I'm gonna ask someone to marry me.

1054
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: I think I remember what time on your over your hand.

1055
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: I was getting choked by boyfriend sexually and I wanted

1056
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: him to be like more aggressive and not like he

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Speaker 1: was just learning how to do it. And I talked

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Speaker 1: about this in my special, but he literally was choking

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Speaker 1: me and he just and I was just wanting more

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Speaker 1: from him, and he like didn't have any lines, and

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Speaker 1: so he literally goes, I'm gonna kill you, and I

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Speaker 1: just was like, no, I like to hand off, like

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Speaker 1: what okay? Well that was quite a leap nurser, and

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Speaker 1: he was like really and I was like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's there's the show me how you got there, Mike

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Speaker 1: the Man, then the man before it was so funny

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Speaker 1: kill you and there was it was just like that.

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Speaker 1: To Benny, he was really just he struggled with trying

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Speaker 1: to come up with something that matched choking a woman

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Speaker 1: for the first like he I think we had just

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Speaker 1: gotten into that kind of play, which I do enjoy

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Speaker 1: a good choking, but you don't need to say anything.

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Speaker 1: My maid is here, so I gotta go. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to the show today. Everyone. We will be

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Speaker 1: here tomorrow for sure, and I will be here. Yesterday's

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Speaker 1: show ended with the Tats rabbing and today and made

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Speaker 1: What's Night? No who knows? Thank you so much. No, uh,

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Speaker 1: thank you to new listeners. Thank you to old listeners.

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Speaker 1: Thank you too. Chronic listeners. Uh, We're we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: merchandise soon. We're gonna video soon, We're gonna have But

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Speaker 1: as always, we will have four shows a week for you.

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Speaker 1: And keep telling your friends about us. Tell people who

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Speaker 1: have never even heard of podcasts about us because they're

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Speaker 1: out there, and get them into other podcasts. To Cereal

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Speaker 1: is a great one to start with. Thank you, Andrew

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Speaker 1: talked to you later. No, I talked to you later. Hi, guys,