WEBVTT - Naked Lifeguard - 06.13.25

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<v Speaker 1>Surely it's the summertime. Everybody's flopping around in the pool,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, every now and then, you know you might

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<v Speaker 1>have a little gathering. You might need a lifeguard, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, you might need a life but

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<v Speaker 1>this was around here. What we need a naked lifeguard? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't. Naked life that's what we need. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>we need. We need a naked lifeguard. Hey ya hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the job. Don't knock the job. Okay, God, we

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<v Speaker 1>need a naked lifeguard. You can save people naked. You

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<v Speaker 1>can save a float and your body. That's good. That's it,

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<v Speaker 1>naked lifeguard. Let's go catchup.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm trying to reach a carrier. Yes, this is

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<v Speaker 3>carry Her Carry. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You put

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<v Speaker 3>in an application with the with the employment agency about

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<v Speaker 3>looking for some work as far as being a lifeguard.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, have you had much experience being a lifeguard?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've been doing this for a while now, Beck,

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<v Speaker 4>since I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification.

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<v Speaker 4>I've had as many as like two hundred people at

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<v Speaker 4>one time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at

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<v Speaker 4>what I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it very good. Very good. Well, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked

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<v Speaker 3>everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe getting

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<v Speaker 3>you to I don't know if you're familiar with it,

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<v Speaker 3>but public pool. It's actually in a subdivision. There's two

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<v Speaker 3>pools there. Are you familiar with Yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Familiar with it. They're near where I live.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back of there's

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<v Speaker 3>a gated community and that is actually the particular property

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm talking about. You coming out and working for

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<v Speaker 3>us there at the pool site. If we can get

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<v Speaker 3>you on Monday to Friday, we're going to actually hire

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<v Speaker 3>some more college student for Saturday and Sunday. What do

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<v Speaker 3>you say, Oh, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Say, okay, that sounds great money Saday weekends off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off. Job actually pays

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five dollars an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>You would be our head lifeguard and we would want

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<v Speaker 3>you to be there from you know, I mean if

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<v Speaker 3>you start at twelve, we actually like you to get

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<v Speaker 3>there around eleven thirty, you know, just to be prepared

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<v Speaker 3>and be the overseer and make sure the other lifeguards

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<v Speaker 3>get there on time, and you know we'll go from there. Okay, now,

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<v Speaker 3>carry there's only one catch that actually comes along with

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<v Speaker 3>this job. We want you to work an additional four

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<v Speaker 3>hours from six to ten at night, but it's going

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<v Speaker 3>to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll make

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<v Speaker 3>an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? I feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything,

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<v Speaker 4>I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now, here's the deal. This is in negated community,

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<v Speaker 3>I told you before. But also it's gonna be adults

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<v Speaker 3>at night and they are actually gonna be swimming nude.

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<v Speaker 3>What Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they

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<v Speaker 3>asked is if they're going to be swimming nude, they

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<v Speaker 3>want to make sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be nude as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.

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<v Speaker 4>I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume and.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you possibly

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<v Speaker 3>making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week. How do

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<v Speaker 3>you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week for

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<v Speaker 3>your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely pay for

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<v Speaker 3>it throughout the entire summer. That should be a big help,

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<v Speaker 3>shouldn't it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Would, But I mean, I mean, are you? Are you?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you feel about trying it for a few

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<v Speaker 3>weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean, you're gonna watch over some adults who

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<v Speaker 3>are actually just going to be nude in the pool,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're nude as well, up on the big chair

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<v Speaker 3>that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't seventeen fifty carry.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I'm going to be able to do.

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<v Speaker 3>That seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of

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<v Speaker 3>you being nude along with some other people that are

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<v Speaker 3>already new. So, I mean, what's the big deal. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what we need you to do is come down.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to do some drills, some lifeguard drills, and

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<v Speaker 3>make sure that you're definitely qualified. But we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure that when you do those, you got to

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<v Speaker 3>be naked as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, why would I have to do some drills naked?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on a radio lifeguard.

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<v Speaker 3>What do I need to drunk? Understand all that. But

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<v Speaker 3>in order we for our particular property, we got to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure that you're actually prepared and ready. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I understand. Well, that's the way it is, carrit We

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<v Speaker 3>need you to come down and do some drills. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not going to take a long probably about a half hour.

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<v Speaker 3>You come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,

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<v Speaker 3>and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,

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<v Speaker 3>to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.

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<v Speaker 4>But what I mean, what if my family come to that?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and

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<v Speaker 3>forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You

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<v Speaker 3>know I looked at your resume, I looked at what

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<v Speaker 3>you were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and

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<v Speaker 3>I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.

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<v Speaker 4>But I can't be here. I mean, I can't do

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<v Speaker 4>that to my family and.

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<v Speaker 3>You No, no, wait a minute, hang on a second. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't tell me you can't do it now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yes I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, you get your down here in the morning so

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<v Speaker 3>I can get these drills done. And I want you naked.

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<v Speaker 3>When you get here and get in this pool, you

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<v Speaker 3>understand me.

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<v Speaker 5>Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Are

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<v Speaker 5>you some kind of pool timp? Lifeguard? Are human resources?

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<v Speaker 3>Are?

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<v Speaker 5>And tip? You're not tipping me. I don't have to

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<v Speaker 5>come down there, but I want to come down there.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta bring you think it down there tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 3>get in this pool and do this drill.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think you're talking too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking to you. You get out here tomorrow, and

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<v Speaker 3>your duty you need to do is.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't get your Pamela Anderson baywatch because anything true, they're

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<v Speaker 5>doing enough new brass stop for you all freaking I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know them, I know them people.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a fool you know. So you get

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<v Speaker 3>your down here and you take the job.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not coming down there to your fun told tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>and swim new and life. Go ahead now for a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of rauchy. I don't know who you take your

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<v Speaker 2>time to do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just trying to be.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice to you when you.

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<v Speaker 2>Come home with that.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I stood up.

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<v Speaker 2>But because I'm not there coming the girl, you got me? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to go get you a Pamela Anderson Baywatch,

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<v Speaker 2>you know deep sea diving. I don't know what you need,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not what you need.

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<v Speaker 3>You get your flock down here tomorrow. What do you

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<v Speaker 3>think you're talking to I'm talking to you think you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking to I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Talking to you? Do you think you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 3>I got something I want to say to you. You listening?

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<v Speaker 2>You know where you You better go ahead and say

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm bout to hang up this fining your face

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>I just.

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<v Speaker 3>Franks you. Baby. Your girlfriend pranks you.

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<v Speaker 2>When I see it, She's gonna have one last float.

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<v Speaker 5>I cannot believe.

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<v Speaker 2>She d me like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Allright, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is what

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<v Speaker 3>is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in the land, The.

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<v Speaker 4>Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>And there you have it, naked like God? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, y'all wouldn't have a naked like y'all would do?

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<v Speaker 1>What make it exciting? Certainly y'all people would close. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>kill me. Listen juneteen comedy celebrations, all these clothes, it

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<v Speaker 1>don't it don't take all that. It doesn't it don't

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<v Speaker 1>take Thursday, June nineteenth is going down. I've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it and talking about it. June teen Comedy Celebration.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an all white attire. Bubba Dub gonna be an

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<v Speaker 1>all white Melodi Camacho gonna be in all white, Earthquake

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be in all white, Downell Rollins, Ashley Larry gonna

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<v Speaker 1>being all white. DJ Williamson all white, nephew, tie me,

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<v Speaker 1>the host of the evening, all white, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>legend himself, D. L. Hughley all white, Ashley Larry all

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 4>Great, well, what great?

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<v Speaker 1>Just to prove a point is funny?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, nephew, you're listening, Harvey Morning Show