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Speaker 1: Surely it's the summertime. Everybody's flopping around in the pool,

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Speaker 1: you know, every now and then, you know you might

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Speaker 1: have a little gathering. You might need a lifeguard, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, you might need a life but

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Speaker 1: this was around here. What we need a naked lifeguard? No,

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Speaker 1: we don't. Naked life that's what we need. That's what

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Speaker 1: we need. We need a naked lifeguard. Hey ya hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's the job. Don't knock the job. Okay, God, we

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Speaker 1: need a naked lifeguard. You can save people naked. You

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Speaker 1: can save a float and your body. That's good. That's it,

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Speaker 1: naked lifeguard. Let's go catchup.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach a carrier. Yes, this is

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Speaker 3: carry Her Carry. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You put

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Speaker 3: in an application with the with the employment agency about

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Speaker 3: looking for some work as far as being a lifeguard.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, have you had much experience being a lifeguard?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been doing this for a while now, Beck,

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Speaker 4: since I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification.

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Speaker 4: I've had as many as like two hundred people at

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Speaker 4: one time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at

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Speaker 4: what I do.

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Speaker 3: I love it very good. Very good. Well, I'll tell

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Speaker 3: you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked

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Speaker 3: everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe getting

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Speaker 3: you to I don't know if you're familiar with it,

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Speaker 3: but public pool. It's actually in a subdivision. There's two

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Speaker 3: pools there. Are you familiar with Yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Familiar with it. They're near where I live.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back of there's

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Speaker 3: a gated community and that is actually the particular property

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Speaker 3: that I'm talking about. You coming out and working for

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Speaker 3: us there at the pool site. If we can get

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Speaker 3: you on Monday to Friday, we're going to actually hire

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Speaker 3: some more college student for Saturday and Sunday. What do

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Speaker 3: you say, Oh, I.

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Speaker 4: Say, okay, that sounds great money Saday weekends off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off. Job actually pays

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Speaker 3: twenty five dollars an hour.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 3: You would be our head lifeguard and we would want

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Speaker 3: you to be there from you know, I mean if

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Speaker 3: you start at twelve, we actually like you to get

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Speaker 3: there around eleven thirty, you know, just to be prepared

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Speaker 3: and be the overseer and make sure the other lifeguards

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Speaker 3: get there on time, and you know we'll go from there. Okay, now,

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Speaker 3: carry there's only one catch that actually comes along with

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Speaker 3: this job. We want you to work an additional four

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Speaker 3: hours from six to ten at night, but it's going

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Speaker 3: to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll make

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Speaker 3: an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel about that?

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Speaker 4: Man? I feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything,

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Speaker 4: I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.

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Speaker 3: Okay, now, here's the deal. This is in negated community,

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Speaker 3: I told you before. But also it's gonna be adults

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Speaker 3: at night and they are actually gonna be swimming nude.

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they

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Speaker 3: asked is if they're going to be swimming nude, they

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Speaker 3: want to make sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them

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Speaker 3: is going to be nude as well.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.

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Speaker 4: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume and.

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Speaker 3: I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you possibly

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Speaker 3: making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week. How do

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Speaker 3: you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week for

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Speaker 3: your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely pay for

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Speaker 3: it throughout the entire summer. That should be a big help,

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Speaker 3: shouldn't it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Would, But I mean, I mean, are you? Are you?

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Speaker 3: How do you feel about trying it for a few

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Speaker 3: weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that?

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Speaker 4: I don't know?

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Speaker 3: But I mean, you're gonna watch over some adults who

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Speaker 3: and you're nude as well, up on the big chair

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Speaker 3: that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't seventeen fifty carry.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I'm going to be able to do.

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Speaker 3: That seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of

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Speaker 3: you being nude along with some other people that are

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Speaker 3: already new. So, I mean, what's the big deal. You

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Speaker 3: know what we need you to do is come down.

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Speaker 3: We're going to do some drills, some lifeguard drills, and

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Speaker 3: make sure that you're definitely qualified. But we're going to

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Speaker 3: make sure that when you do those, you got to

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Speaker 5: Okay, why would I have to do some drills naked?

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Speaker 5: I'm on a radio lifeguard.

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Speaker 3: What do I need to drunk? Understand all that. But

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Speaker 3: in order we for our particular property, we got to

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Speaker 3: make sure that you're actually prepared and ready. You know,

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Speaker 3: I understand. Well, that's the way it is, carrit We

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Speaker 3: need you to come down and do some drills. It's

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Speaker 3: not going to take a long probably about a half hour.

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Speaker 3: You come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,

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Speaker 3: and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,

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Speaker 3: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.

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Speaker 4: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?

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Speaker 3: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and

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Speaker 3: forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You

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Speaker 3: know I looked at your resume, I looked at what

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Speaker 3: you were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and

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Speaker 3: I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.

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Speaker 4: But I can't be here. I mean, I can't do

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Speaker 4: that to my family and.

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Speaker 3: You No, no, wait a minute, hang on a second. Now,

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Speaker 3: you can't tell me you can't do it now.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes I can.

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Speaker 3: Now, you get your down here in the morning so

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Speaker 3: I can get these drills done. And I want you naked.

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Speaker 3: When you get here and get in this pool, you

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Speaker 3: understand me.

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Speaker 5: Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Are

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Speaker 5: you some kind of pool timp? Lifeguard? Are human resources?

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Speaker 3: Are?

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Speaker 5: And tip? You're not tipping me. I don't have to

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Speaker 5: come down there, but I want to come down there.

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Speaker 3: You gotta bring you think it down there tomorrow and

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Speaker 3: get in this pool and do this drill.

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Speaker 5: Do you think you're talking too.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking to you. You get out here tomorrow, and

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Speaker 3: your duty you need to do is.

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Speaker 5: Don't get your Pamela Anderson baywatch because anything true, they're

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Speaker 5: doing enough new brass stop for you all freaking I

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Speaker 5: don't know them, I know them people.

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Speaker 3: I don't give a fool you know. So you get

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Speaker 3: your down here and you take the job.

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Speaker 2: I'm not coming down there to your fun told tomorrow

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Speaker 2: and swim new and life. Go ahead now for a

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Speaker 2: bunch of rauchy. I don't know who you take your

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Speaker 5: I'm just trying to be.

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Speaker 4: Nice to you when you.

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Speaker 2: Come home with that.

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Speaker 5: And then I stood up.

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Speaker 2: But because I'm not there coming the girl, you got me? Okay,

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Speaker 2: you need to go get you a Pamela Anderson Baywatch,

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Speaker 2: you know deep sea diving. I don't know what you need,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not what you need.

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Speaker 3: You get your flock down here tomorrow. What do you

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Speaker 3: think you're talking to I'm talking to you think you're

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Speaker 3: talking to I'm.

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Speaker 5: Talking to you? Do you think you're talking to?

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Speaker 3: I got something I want to say to you. You listening?

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Speaker 2: You know where you You better go ahead and say

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Speaker 2: because I'm bout to hang up this fining your face

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: I just.

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Speaker 3: Franks you. Baby. Your girlfriend pranks you.

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Speaker 2: When I see it, She's gonna have one last float.

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Speaker 5: I cannot believe.

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Speaker 2: She d me like this.

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Speaker 3: Allright, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is what

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Speaker 3: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 3: in the land, The.

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: And there you have it, naked like God? Come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, y'all wouldn't have a naked like y'all would do?

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Speaker 1: What make it exciting? Certainly y'all people would close. Y'all

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Speaker 1: kill me. Listen juneteen comedy celebrations, all these clothes, it

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Speaker 1: don't it don't take all that. It doesn't it don't

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Speaker 1: take Thursday, June nineteenth is going down. I've been talking

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Speaker 1: about it and talking about it. June teen Comedy Celebration.

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Speaker 1: It's an all white attire. Bubba Dub gonna be an

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Speaker 1: all white Melodi Camacho gonna be in all white, Earthquake

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Speaker 1: gonna be in all white, Downell Rollins, Ashley Larry gonna

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Speaker 1: being all white. DJ Williamson all white, nephew, tie me,

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Speaker 1: the host of the evening, all white, and then the

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Speaker 1: legend himself, D. L. Hughley all white, Ashley Larry all

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Speaker 1: the way.

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Speaker 4: Great, well, what great?

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Speaker 1: Just to prove a point is funny?

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Speaker 3: All right, nephew, you're listening, Harvey Morning Show