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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode ab Altomys COVID nine edition.

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Speaker 1: I am your host, Kevin Pollo Kiss. That's Kevin poll

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Speaker 1: Do I like you? Sure? I mean why wouldn't mean?

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Speaker 1: It's like have you done any into? I mean, look

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Speaker 1: out behind you, sucker, But I digress. Let's mean, alchemist,

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Speaker 1: shall we no particular order? Sell you? Lord of Chris

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Speaker 1: Alvarado Rods and Bob's What is the one activity you

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Speaker 1: still yearn to try? Well? Growing up in southern California

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Speaker 1: and also working in Hawaii for eight months, I've surfed

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Speaker 1: a bunch, but never actually really served. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: one here or there, But it just seems like all

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Speaker 1: the time I've spent in the water trying to surf,

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Speaker 1: I would love to give it one more go before

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Speaker 1: him too old to stand up. So if any of

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Speaker 1: our listeners out there are surf instructors, please write to

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Speaker 1: the podcast at your name here at alcimy this dot

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Speaker 1: com and we'll put you guys in touch because it

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Speaker 1: would be great. And I think maybe a little instruction

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Speaker 1: is the only thing uh currently surfing between you and

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Speaker 1: getting up Perhaps UH say hello too, well, let's say

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Speaker 1: James Heeney Jimmy two cents, best advice you've received. Um,

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Speaker 1: the only person you need to be happy with is

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Speaker 1: the person that you look in the mirror at. And

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Speaker 1: as long as you're happy with that person, then your

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Speaker 1: life will be full of joy. Am I the only

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Speaker 1: one who when they look in the mirror doesn't see

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Speaker 1: the devil? I see the devil? Yeah, when I look

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Speaker 1: at you? Right, how would you mentions? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you You got it right? It's fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: look out, it's Caroline Cartter cater Oh favorite store to pooping?

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Speaker 1: And why you've got to have a favorite? Everyone does? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: it used to be afraid of toilets until I was

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Speaker 1: like older, like this sound they made when they were flushing,

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Speaker 1: until what age? Probably? Yes, that is such a great

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Speaker 1: comical answer. So once I got over that, I can

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Speaker 1: kind of drop one anywhere. Um, So you don't have

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Speaker 1: a favorite the mall? Like for me, it's nostrums for sure. Um,

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Speaker 1: I think any not at the mall, but anywhere where

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Speaker 1: I'm getting paid, you know what I mean? Nope, Like

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Speaker 1: if it's like I'm working and I had to ship,

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Speaker 1: I like to do that because I'm on the clock.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, pop on the clock? Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: I think we can all appreciate pooping on the clock.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, everybody, it's cold. Stratton realized, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: had a segue and there's only one of you left

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Speaker 1: before we got to the usual Joey position, which I

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Speaker 1: think you all know is asked backwards. Um, I don't

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Speaker 1: understand any of that. Yep, South and or North Cole

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Speaker 1: weirdest vacation, Oh man, Um, yeah, I mean maybe just okay.

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Speaker 1: One time years ago, we were supposed to go to

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Speaker 1: Vegas and it was so cold the flight got canceled

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Speaker 1: last second, and then I know, it's bizarre, and so

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Speaker 1: then after sitting in the airport for several hours, they

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Speaker 1: finally like are putting people's in hotels and they're like, no,

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Speaker 1: we live here. So we just got a credit and

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Speaker 1: just had a staycation for two days instead of going there.

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Speaker 1: That's a winner in anyone's book as strange vacations. And last,

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Speaker 1: but may his tennis balls bounce off your thighs if

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Speaker 1: you think him least it's Joey Greer creep show. What

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Speaker 1: do you like to do in the off season? Oh man? Well,

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Speaker 1: number one, there is no off season. Uh so you're

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Speaker 1: I'm training year round? Uh that either you mean it's go,

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Speaker 1: go go. But when I do have an opportunity to

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Speaker 1: rest and and my medical team it's like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: need to take some time off. I think that I

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Speaker 1: recommend this to everybody. You make a stone tomb and

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Speaker 1: then you crawl inside and there's small blocks in there

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Speaker 1: that you can ship me up past your shoulders, and

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Speaker 1: I think we'll know where this is going. And uh,

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Speaker 1: you just you just meditate, you're, you're, you're, you're in there,

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Speaker 1: and you'd be surprised how long you can survive. I

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Speaker 1: think we would. We would be surprised. And back to

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Speaker 1: your medical team for just a second. Just the four, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: still just the four. So just the four All all

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Speaker 1: of them used to work with Land's Armstrong, so they're

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Speaker 1: just like they're great. Juice, juice and more juice. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. Almost all of our scene

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Speaker 1: suggestions to gather from our listener emails. Please submit yours

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Speaker 1: by writing the podcast that your name here at all

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Speaker 1: communi dot com. That's your name here. See Number one

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Speaker 1: comes from super fan Tim, who wrote High Alchemists. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're all doing well and staying safe. I'm a

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Speaker 1: longtime listener and big fan of the podcast James Stop Reading.

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Speaker 1: I recently watched an episode of Drunk History about Agatha Christie.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Craig, who was wonderful in the series

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Speaker 1: and whose microphone broken is not with us today? Wow?

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Speaker 1: How did the person know that? And would love to

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Speaker 1: see the Alchemists play out a murder mystery. Allah, get

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Speaker 1: the Christie. I don't care how you do the scene,

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Speaker 1: but I envisioned Joey playing a Southern woman like in

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Speaker 1: the Seance episode. You're all the best, Tim Gilmore, thank you. Tim. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I did request a larger cabin. Now,

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Speaker 1: I understand things might be differently you and Charlie. Oh

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Speaker 1: you know. But what I'm from it, Louisiana, we treat

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Speaker 1: a will right right, which is why you have this

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Speaker 1: particular cabin, ma'am. It was all set up ahead of side,

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Speaker 1: so you just need to register if you'd like a

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Speaker 1: different cabin. Re register on a train that's moving already. Son,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you understand it. I need a bigger cabin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah alright, Well, so when you say bigger, what are

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Speaker 1: we talking about here exactly twice as I want a

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Speaker 1: cabin the size of a house. So you want a toilet?

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Speaker 1: What you like toilet in your cabin? Well, yeah, yes

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Speaker 1: I want to I thought you meant the size. Give

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Speaker 1: the lady what she wants. Oh my, oh my part.

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Speaker 1: This is money I'm holding here. That's for you. No, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: not you, ma'am. You here you go. Oh my, what

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Speaker 1: a gentleman harassing people that are below your stage. Help me?

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Speaker 1: Don't don't pay that, No, don't pay that, no mind,

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Speaker 1: pay that, no mind. What's your name, ma'am? What's your name? Man? Someone?

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Speaker 1: I think someone tapped my my name. Someone might be

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Speaker 1: My name is Marjorie marjorin. Pleasure to meet you, pleasure

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Speaker 1: to meet you? My name? Are you familiar with majorin? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you own a lot of the estates down south. Now

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Speaker 1: you might know me. You might have hurt me. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I mean you probably recognize me. I won't even introduce

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Speaker 1: myself if you recognize me. Do you recognize me? Of

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Speaker 1: course I recognize you. The famous movie star Jean Chano Beijing.

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Speaker 1: My father was Frank Chime, obviously American. Oh, I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry you've caught me while I'm cleaning my hands up.

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Speaker 1: There's no way that we can get a bigger cabin.

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Speaker 1: If it were any bigger, our train wouldn't go through

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Speaker 1: the tunnels. They've created the maximum sized cabin for a train.

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Speaker 1: It just makes sense to you. And it doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: how much money there is. This is as big as

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Speaker 1: the cabin can get. I explained that to the lady

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Speaker 1: and she just actually wanted three bathrooms in her cabin.

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Speaker 1: What am I to do? It is just not possible.

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Speaker 1: It is just not possible to get three bathrooms in

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Speaker 1: a cabin. Ask you a question. We've not worked together

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Speaker 1: before on a train. Are you new to the business

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Speaker 1: in general? I'm not new to the business, but I'm

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Speaker 1: very familiar. There's only so long a train cab can be,

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Speaker 1: and only so wide. If it's too long, it won't

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Speaker 1: take curves. If it's too wide, it won't go through tunnels.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of what we're speaking of, won't take curves. Where

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Speaker 1: are you from? Originally, let me close the store all

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Speaker 1: the way, I haet to wash these hands off. I

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Speaker 1: was looking on the fuz bathroom. Yes, fantastic, Yes, I

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Speaker 1: am leaving a small hamlet in England. I was so

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Speaker 1: living a crime. Yes, I mean I'm hooking. I think

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Speaker 1: you know everyone knows how I don't need that. Did

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Speaker 1: you want to get on the train. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm on the train, am I not? Don't train? I

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Speaker 1: was on the hooking about this fan and fan You

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Speaker 1: please to introduce my safe Joan b people that you

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Speaker 1: see if there's a whole zesuit of a lot. My

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Speaker 1: son's act is just saying, of course, I know obviously

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Speaker 1: as the Englishman, you're asking for attention to one. Uh

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Speaker 1: did you either of you wish to go to your cabin? Ah? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: covin as well. Wow, people keep trying to stab me.

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking I'm dying, but here I am waking

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Speaker 1: up alive as a day I was born. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: should go to our cabin and then maybe a nightcap

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Speaker 1: drink or another. If you care to investigate these screams

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Speaker 1: and hollars. It's coming from the coach train cars, so

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Speaker 1: you know, not what important to us I would investigate.

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Speaker 1: I'm on vacation, but it seems that they'll wake up

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Speaker 1: is never done. Pay no attention to those screams, Mrs Marjorie.

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Speaker 1: They're coming from the coach cabin. Oh my feet they hurt.

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Speaker 1: So when I was a young girl and I broken

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Speaker 1: by kicking trees and now my feed roll broken up,

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Speaker 1: and it's kind of hard for me to fit into

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Speaker 1: my heels, but I I stuff them in. You should do?

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Speaker 1: Should do you stucked into those? Yes? How you have

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Speaker 1: a seat? Have a seat, Charlie, Charlie, come in here.

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Speaker 1: Why this is my son? Charlie? Rub this woman's feet? Oh? Dad, come,

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Speaker 1: this is nasty. Do wish if you want your allowance.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my allowance. I want a new dad.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to go to take your son

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Speaker 1: to work day every freaking day. Ma'am, you have bark

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Speaker 1: stuck to your feet. I know. Why do I mind

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Speaker 1: me at home? Here's the jar of Marjorie? Why don't

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Speaker 1: you rub that on my face? What the hell, Marjorie?

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Speaker 1: Just do it with my brand of marjarine. It's called

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Speaker 1: Marjorie that this is so gross? Oh? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Someone someone screaming? Okay, don't be as smart as Anthony.

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Speaker 1: She asked, you asked what was that? Don't say my name?

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Speaker 1: You don't. You're supposed call me Anthony anymore? You supposed

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Speaker 1: to call me a boy. That's my nickname. This this

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Speaker 1: little fucker. Watch Ladybird one dime and I watch Engage

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Speaker 1: his name. Maybe I should go to another it's a

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Speaker 1: great film. Yeah, hello John, Hello, Hello, Hello, my grandson,

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Speaker 1: Charlie Anthony. It is so nice to see you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, how do you do sir? Thank you? Yes, son,

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Speaker 1: I know that we are not normally on speaking terms,

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Speaker 1: but I heard you are on this train car. So

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Speaker 1: I had to come here to try to patch up sheep.

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Speaker 1: Not interesting? So should I just go to my cabin

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of family. Okay, up, we'll leave it

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Speaker 1: in there. It's all right, it's meld in my bounds.

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Speaker 1: At its point, all the lights just turned off. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Switch when someone was trying to kill me,

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Speaker 1: I had a switch, I had the lights. Anybody would

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Speaker 1: calm down. Somebody hit a switch. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: it was me it was Angelica Hanson, not that one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: just so that everyone knows, this is a one way

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Speaker 1: microphone that goes to your cabins. There's been a series

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Speaker 1: of stabbing. Fortunately, what is going on? Which way does

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Speaker 1: the mic go? It just goes spot in case anybody's

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Speaker 1: wondering it just goes one way. Microphones don't sell sound

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Speaker 1: back out, what the hell the speaker over it to

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Speaker 1: be a speaker? Who the hell was on? You are

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Speaker 1: so smart? You're so smart? Yeah, well, I feel like this.

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Speaker 1: I feel like other people in the train might have

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Speaker 1: had the same thought of like, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: one way to my room? Please ask your ask your grandfather?

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Speaker 1: Why the hell am I asking him? He hasn't better

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Speaker 1: do you understand? Yeah? Global translator on, I have brought

421
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 1: two up to this ship. I've got a good Sorry,

422
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't I gotta get home. To my wife. I

423
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: haven't been home in a couple of days. She's a

424
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: little old cuckoo. So if I don't get home, she's well,

425
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: they couldn't help, but notice that you guys were prairie

426
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: pairing a ring ball court team playing a game of

427
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: ring ball. Hey, why don't we start by you taking

428
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: these things out of our animal canales and then we

429
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: can have a proper conversation. How about that you can

430
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: keep to test for performance enhancing drugs seep Jimmie June's

431
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: And that's fine, but my concentration is being thrown by

432
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: this activity in my butt. Well, we promise you that

433
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: when you are ready to play a sport against us,

434
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: that we will remove the anal proofs. Can I ask

435
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: a real quick question please? I mean, I've never been

436
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: in a space it before, so kudos, it's bitching, But

437
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: is there something that's turning your regular voice into a

438
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: voice we can understand? And if that's true, is there

439
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: some sort of dial that we can adjust so it

440
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: doesn't sound so whiny and puny? I do not believe.

441
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: So it is a global translator? Where'd you get it from?

442
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: Radio shock? Because we have a local store down here

443
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: that's a lot better than that. Maybe you might want

444
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: to Yeah, well, I mean right now, I got a

445
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: twelve pack of Dursels I can give you for about

446
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm he's twenty bucks, but I mean it's a tel

447
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: plack of Dursels, so it's it's pretty good. And those

448
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: are c cars over there right by the front door.

449
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: Those things are pretty day all lass. The full charge

450
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: will get you made about twenty minutes one way. Thank you, statue.

451
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm glad to talk to you. No, I understand you,

452
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: I understand you. Oh ship, my bad. Alright, thought I

453
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: was talking to that statue. I talked to you every

454
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: day before the show. Hey you you're familiar with global warming? Yeah,

455
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: all right, look knock it off here, listen, I'm trying.

456
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say about two friends. My two friends

457
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: got taken up up. Man. What I'm doing? Man? I

458
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: need I need every electronic welded together so I can

459
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: get on board of spaceships to help my friends. What

460
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: is this? What the hell is a prairie parry with them?

461
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: It's a prairie parent. Look, you know what you're under arrest.

462
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: You're under arrest. What the hell I'll make goddamn sure,

463
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: but I'm making the citizen's arrest and that's okay man

464
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: being a dick. You know, I got a ship that

465
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: radio shock. I'm the only one who works radio shocking.

466
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: Goddamn you West right now, So I gotta I need you.

467
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: I need your help, all right? Are you gonna help

468
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: me or not? You're insane, man, crazy is hell, But

469
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: you did right. I'm gonna help you. Look, you're asking

470
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: me to build you a spaceship to shoot you up

471
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: into space and find your friends. Maybe, is that what

472
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. Yeah, that's exactly it. Alright, Look, if you're

473
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: asking me to do that with the rcy cars I

474
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: got in the twelve pack of ourselves, I mean I

475
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: might be able to fix something up in thirty minutes.

476
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna use this time to go visit

477
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: missing you know, Jimmy June's wife. I was that that

478
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: woman who keept wailing around the city center on that

479
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: ringing her hands and all like theatrical like, yeah, that

480
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: woman was distressed removing an No come on, but you've

481
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: been pleading with us for the last hour to that

482
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: was my friend Ralph. I like it. Oh, this is

483
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: unprecedented for us. This is never happened. Um, okay, look

484
00:31:55,080 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: look we'll put his in yours as well. Wow, oh

485
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: my god. Hey, now hey, now, how's that for you?

486
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: Is that working out all right? You know, once it

487
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: gets in there, it feels just a home. You know

488
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: who I've been to college. We feel like we know you.

489
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: We have been studying you. Our statue has been doing

490
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: recon for years. A little great dude, here's a question

491
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: for you're regarding the statue. My my hat's off to you.

492
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: That's brilliant. People standing from it confess all kind of ship.

493
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: But in terms of the probe and how exactly are

494
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: you extracting information about our our human race through our

495
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,239
Speaker 1: anal canal. You've heard of your redwood trees. How you

496
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: count the rings to know more about them and the age?

497
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: It is similar. We can learn so much about you

498
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: by the ridges and canals in your anal area. So

499
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: you coming through the Colonel Canal region. Yes, you're telling

500
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: me tree in my asshole. Yes, that's what he's telling you.

501
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh god, hey, missy, Oh my god, ho, how are you?

502
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: Heymeric me give me Oh, it's good to see you.

503
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, listen, listen. I got a couple of

504
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: things I gotta tell you. Do you know where Jim

505
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: John is? Yeah? I do where. I'm not sure about that.

506
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: He's in space or at least up in the sky.

507
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the movie arm again? Bruce willis Yeah,

508
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: seeing that? No close, baby, want to miss things? Navy,

509
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: you want to go, Christie. I don't know the rest

510
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: of it, but about and then that one part where

511
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: they got Steve and he's just like, I've no taxes

512
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: or whatever. Owen Wilson is in there too. He dies

513
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: in that. Owen Wilson is right. I didn't remember him

514
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: in there. Owen Wilson is in there too. Oh and

515
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: there is the part where they put animal crackers on

516
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: her chest. It is funny. We love that film. Okay, yeah, listen. Uh.

517
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: Follow up question, tell me if you thought Michael Clark

518
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: Duncan's work in that picture was okay? We enjoy Mr

519
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: Clark Duncan and Steve Bush emmy right. Can you explain,

520
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: even from an alien position that fails teeth to me,

521
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: what's going on there? That's my bad? We need Did

522
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: you make him? We did? We created him based on

523
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: what we thought would be attractive features to humans. We

524
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: were rugged. You gave him British teeth. We did from

525
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: like the fourteenth century, yeah, like pre dental work. All right,

526
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: you got the contraption I do? Yeah? Hey, um, this

527
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: is weird. Do you have a VHS of Armageddon? Yeah?

528
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: Why is that like the last missing component you need

529
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: to get this thing fired up or what? Yes, it is,

530
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: holy sh it. I actually got two copies. Yeah, I

531
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: just need one, but so I had I had one right,

532
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: And then you know Missy Jimmy June's wife. Yes, yeah,

533
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: don't you know the lady we described earlier. Yeah, he

534
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: was distressed. She's going through a lot right now. So

535
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: she also the copy right, but it wasn't like it

536
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: wasn't in a recently copy. I mean it was, but

537
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: it was from a video rental store to she and

538
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: never return. So as a memento of me going on

539
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: this mission, she gave me her copy right. So I

540
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 1: got one here with the original movie jacket on it. Awesome.

541
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't wanted a clear case from a video rental

542
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: store store and as long as they play armor, getting

543
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: that's either one. So I just everyone you think will

544
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: be the true you know to send me up in

545
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: the you tell me man like. As long as they

546
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: both work, I'm going right, I should tell you this

547
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: is my journey after all. That's right. I'm going with

548
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: the one Missy gave me. All right, all right, let's

549
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: see and put it in. And you're sucking smart, oh ship,

550
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: this is a problem. This movie was not rewound. Okay,

551
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: we're about three furs into the film. All right, we

552
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: only got one shot at this. Maybe are you ready?

553
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 1: And that's into today comes us from batter that's b. A. D. R. Better,

554
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: who wrote High Alchemists love the show very much, perhaps

555
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: too much. My suggestion is one of you is hypnotized

556
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: to talk in a different accent every time he hears

557
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: the trigger word. The problem is that he doesn't know

558
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: what the trigger word is. Have fun, better, Larry, can

559
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: we get the reports back from Scottsdale when you get

560
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,959
Speaker 1: a mental please? Yeah? You want that for the Iron Works?

561
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: I do? I do, of course. Tina, you had something

562
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: from Phoenix that we were going to take a look

563
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: at it. Do you need the overhead projector for that? Yes? Please?

564
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, can you set up the overhead projector?

565
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: Please be set it up to I know how to

566
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: do it. I'm just afraid of it. Please, now, come

567
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: on this I'm happy to do saying I can't do it.

568
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: I am just afraid of it. Yeah, well, if you're

569
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: scared of it, you don't have to do it. That's

570
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: like when I thought you were only afraid of it

571
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: till you were about twenty years old, and then everything

572
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: was fine again. Yeah, twenty one. So it's very new,

573
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: it's very recent, you know what I mean. Well, I'm

574
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: not allowed to do it. I'm just saying I can't

575
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, again, it's ready to go. Okay, Okay,

576
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: take her away? About the lights? Yeah, hit the lights,

577
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: hit the light phoenix. Okay. So actually we don't need

578
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: the overhead projector for this. I just wanted to see

579
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: if it would work. So is this just kind of

580
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: more of an oral presentation? Um? Basically, yeah, you can

581
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: do the lights on. Just unplug the projector. Okay. Um, so,

582
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: as you can see from the numbers, I just stop

583
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: my tel wieling this stupid projector away. Okay. Um, so

584
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: let me see that hold on, that's that's a bone. Well,

585
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: can I get the lights on? Trying to fix this bone?

586
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: Lights on? Okay, well this is bad. You can keep going.

587
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: I just sorry, I just okay. So the numbers from Phoenix, um,

588
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: everyone should be getting a piece of paper. And you

589
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: can see that the numbers are odd, and so there

590
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: are some even numbers in there as well. Hurt. Yes,

591
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: And basically we found that the more we talked to people,

592
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: the more data we get. All right, thanks very much

593
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: data for that report. Appreciate You're welcome. And she was

594
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: gonna come to Scottsdale for us. I wasn't quite sure

595
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: about a Scottsdale was going to be reported on as well.

596
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: Can I get it someone? I think I might have

597
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: been the one that was supposed to do that, but

598
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: I actually wasn't prepared to speak today on it. Uh, Sean.

599
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: We asked everyone to be able to report today in

600
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: Scott's Dale was your area? So if you could just

601
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: snuck up a little quicker than I expected, a fine.

602
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: Anyone want to give us Tempe Tempe? Actually I'll do

603
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: Tempe in scotts if you don't mind. Uh. I don't

604
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 1: mean to jump in shot, but I don't think anyone.

605
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: We just want to get you know what, Sean? You

606
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: had your shot. We scared the pooch dumped dumped to come,

607
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: let's let it go? Yes? Is that English turn of phrase?

608
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: So what we have here and Scott's Dale and Tempe,

609
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: we actually got parallel numbers, which is fantastic. Okay, so

610
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: we're seeing growth in in all the sectors that we're doing,

611
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: so just put pressure on it, pression. So for Scott's

612
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: so right now we got about seven of the island

613
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: that we have at our own storehouses or rown through Tempy.

614
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: I would say we're on the same thing. It's about percent,

615
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: so there's to be growth that we had there. But

616
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: we all know that Temple is going to be our

617
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: proxy site, so it's not our main sellers, right, So

618
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: that's that's it's really good news knowing that we got

619
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: the numbers flowing back. So I don't think they can

620
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: should hear you at all, Sean Sean, you're done, dude.

621
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: Thanks for the coffee. Sean, Uh, I didn't really appreciate

622
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: you stepping on my time in there, man, that was

623
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: a little appropriate. Well, first of all, I've been working

624
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: on the Scottsdale stuff for a long time. I just

625
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: needed to get some power porn slides finished up, and

626
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: you kind of marched on my stuff. And secondly, you

627
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: weren't even using your microphone. It's a one way piece, man,

628
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Speaker 1: it's a speaker, so it doesn't matter. Everybody couldn't hear

629
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Speaker 1: anything you were saying. Well, that's not my problem, Okay, Sean,

630
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be talking about Scottsdale, but I

631
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: did anyway. All right, and look let me tell something now,

632
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: I want to take your job. Okay, you're gonna take

633
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: my job, damn right. I just didn't that fucking boardroom,

634
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do it on in the sales room too.

635
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: All right, you're slipping up, my man. You didn't know

636
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: you're supposed to present today. That fucking meeting was on

637
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: the billboard outside everybody's meeting when I just figured with

638
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: the letter S it would take a long time to

639
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: get to me. But I didn't think it was gonna

640
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: happen today. If we're going in alphabetical order, what are

641
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: they said we were, Sean, who the hell said we were? Well?

642
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: What kind of order were you thinking we'd go in?

643
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: There's six of us. I think it would just go

644
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: whoever was seated around they point to us to speak. Well,

645
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: that's not. That wasn't clear to me. You know, hey,

646
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: Sean John, I'm coming Sean. Um what dude, you're you

647
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: went viral? What what? I have a coffee, per Sehan,

648
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: I have a coffee. Oh my god, that's me. Oh

649
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: my god, Marie, it's that fucking Oh my god, dude,

650
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: that fucking viral guy. You're the guy who could like

651
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: ship the bed during his board business. Okay, show me

652
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: this video. I have kind it in corporate America. Oh

653
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: my fucking what are you talking about, man, Marie? Oh

654
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: my god, look who it is. Viral dude you are

655
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I saw you because my mom showed

656
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: me the viral video and she doesn't even understand how

657
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: the internet works. Oh my god. She's in hospital. She's

658
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: in hospice. She's in hospice because she didn't get the internet.

659
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,760
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, this is weird. I mean, all right, nobody

660
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: leaves the conference room. Sean's buddy was discovered completely. Oh

661
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: my god, wait, who are you overjective? I need a

662
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 1: bigger chair. I need a bigger chair up please. Mostly

663
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: I was just been handed a temperate account, but previously

664
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: I was is it detective in training in the funds anyways,

665
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: one of you is the suspect, obviously because you are

666
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: envied Sean once he went, well, I think it was

667
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: him because he's because during the East did you did

668
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: you see the video that went viral? Yes? If him

669
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: failing is the presentage? Hello, yes, yeah, but like but

670
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: he's the one that stepped on his toes and speaking

671
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: of toes, I had injured my toe. There was no

672
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: way I was doing any killing, you know what I mean.

673
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: But it's probably him, is Roger with the toe issue,

674
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: Although Roger, I gotta tell you, when we're on the

675
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 1: zone and you stopped pointing, we don't know who you're

676
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: pointing it. We've got different positions, each one of us

677
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: within our own zooms, and you're pointing like for of

678
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: your appointing at Tina. Could he was accusing all of

679
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: us we all killed Sean in all ways? Well, he's

680
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: probably not like using you because we don't really know you,

681
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you kind of just

682
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: showed up as an outside person today, no offense. So

683
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: maybe he was, yeah, like blaming the rest of us,

684
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: though you can attest me. Yeah, I don't know. There's

685
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: no way to know. There's really no way to know. No, ma'am,

686
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: I'm sorry there. I mean, there are no royalties from

687
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: a viral video. I don't know what to tell you.

688
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: I am sorry about your husband's loss, but there, I mean,

689
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: there's no money to be gained. But this is YouTube

690
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: dot com. Am I right that that is correct? So

691
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: you think you owe me a check? Ma'm I don't

692
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: owe you anything that I mean, what do you want

693
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: me to say? I mean, there's somebody else what you know?

694
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: What when I snapped my fingers and from the rest

695
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: of your life, every time you hear a snap, you're

696
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: gonna switch accents? Goodbye? What the hell? What the hell?

697
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hi, Sorry, I came into YouTube dot com.

698
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: I have a question. I'm trying to find a video. Um,

699
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: it's a video of a monkey kind of like climbing

700
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: around and he smells another monkey's butt hole and then

701
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: he kind of falls over. Where do I find that

702
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: on YouTube dot com? Just search monkey sniffs buttle passes out. Um,

703
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: I got it? Thank you so much? Come what you wheel? Come?

704
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 1: Are you making fun of my speech impediment? Not? Okay?

705
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: Well I will be writing a very bad YELP review

706
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: about it. Just why is everyone coming to kissing a

707
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: service in person. That's wondering where I find Rano Tan

708
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: cleans arm picked with his shovel. I'm not familiar with

709
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: it one, And what's up with all these these primi

710
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 1: videos on you just sitch it? How you sitched it?

711
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: Have you looked the promise? Look, I'm just look at

712
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: my computer screen. Yeah do you mean do I go

713
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: outside and then just look around for it? Oh my god,

714
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: I fucking hate my job. I don't look my look

715
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: look at my screen here. Yeah, I'm gonna type in.

716
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: How do I think? What do you mean? How do

717
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: you look at it? When the fund is this Jesus Christ,

718
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm talking into the phone and you're asking me to

719
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: look into your computer. Get off the phone, get all

720
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: the look at me. So step away from the phone.

721
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: Just place, for the love of God, please help me.

722
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: There's a long line behind you. There's a long line.

723
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: I need you to put the fine down and listen

724
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: to me. Right, but this is the wronging thing. Cleans

725
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: his arm, pretoy shovel. It's the funniest fucking thing you

726
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: ever see. My I believe you, I've ever seen it. Look,

727
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to let you go man, this accent

728
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: ship is disturbing, weird, and frankly not entertaining. So what

729
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: do you mean this is what we're talking about? You

730
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: worked for three years, yeah, and at the sound good like,

731
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: we just don't understand what happened to you. Again, I

732
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: was cursed by a woman. She snapped her fingers instead

733
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: every time I snap my fingers, or actually, anytime, what

734
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: the hell you say? Look, anytime I hear snap my

735
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: voice change. That's pretty this is true. Let's see. So

736
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: you go ahead and just tell me a story. Right,

737
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a story. Uh, there was a

738
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: tiny little guy outside of New York City and he

739
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: wanted to, uh always do the thing that I don't.

740
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: But the only problem is that, and that is exactly

741
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: why Why does my story change when I'm staying a

742
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: different action? Why I can't the same story? Maybe you're

743
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: channeling individuals people who was good that you're still fired?

744
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: But that was that was good? Just like that. Hey man,

745
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: I really and I heard your stories and they're fantastic.

746
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: I think you've got a real one man show quality.

747
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: So I'd love to produce your show man. Yeah, yep,

748
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: I sheer wood. You know I don't. I got a

749
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: lot of money laying around, so let me, let me,

750
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: let me fund you Sure this is sound shanty at all?

751
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: You got it. I'm a shitty I'm Steve Bushemy man.

752
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: You know I'm I'm I'm I'm full of a character,

753
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: actor created by aliens. Oh you're an actor? Yeah, I

754
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: think I'm known. Anyways, I got an empty feeted down

755
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: in Tempy right now, were in a deep impact? Fuck

756
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: you man, that's in the other one. I got space dementia.

757
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: I gotta stage here, Tempy. If we can set up

758
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: a run of your show, you can work shopping here

759
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: and then take it on Broadway. All right, all right?

760
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: Deep back then movie? Okay, I didn't see it. Man,

761
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: you can see you on a movie that I wasn't in.

762
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: You know, I'm starting to regret funding this. Hey, James,

763
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: thanks for meeting me for lunch. Um, so what did

764
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: you wanna talk to me about it? And you know,

765
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: feel free to speak openly. It's it's it's just you

766
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: and me and um, if there's something else going on,

767
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: you know, let me know, let me know what's what's

768
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: in your mind. I mean, honestly, it's a lot that's

769
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: been going on. I feel kind of disconnected from my

770
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: friend and family, right. I just feel like you called

771
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: this sit down for a reason. Yeah, I definitely. I

772
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: just want you to feel you know, you're you're you're

773
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: with friends, you can speak up speak you know. I

774
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: appreciate that. You know you're always been a shoulder. I well,

775
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: you've been older, and uh, it's just crazy, you know,

776
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 1: since I've been cursed, and since I've seen wild success

777
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: for my one man show, in my live albums and movies.

778
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: And let's talk about the word you're using here. Cursed. Yeah,

779
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: do you think that's what it is? You cursed? You

780
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: really believe you were cursed? And it's not something people. Yeah,

781
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: a woman cursed me. She snapped her finger and she

782
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: said a curse. I was an incantation. I'm I'm fucked.

783
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: Some woman just snapped her finger and you were fucked?

784
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: Is that what? Yeah? And then I just right doing

785
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: this ship. What do you mean? What do you mean?

786
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: What do they mean? Right? She snapped her fingers and

787
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: you were cursed? Yes? Okay, yes, and you see what

788
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm saying, James, Oh my god, I don't have to

789
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: do what she said. No, you don't curse. It's no curse.

790
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: She gave you a suggestion and you yes and yourself

791
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: into a fucking bucket. My god, right, I'm sick. Oh

792
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: my god. If you're sick, what kind of sick? Like

793
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: a sweet sweetheart? Pull up your phone. This guy's about

794
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: to throw up. Oh my god, this is so funny.

795
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: This is so funny. I'm gonna ship do this YouTube

796
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: video of this guy joking. Look, fuck, And that's our

797
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: show for today. Yeah, let's nank your alchemists. And this

798
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: particular order, James, which number cup coffee? Do you suppose

799
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: that is for today? It is just like two or

800
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:45,479
Speaker 1: east by jug? It's second jug. The containers are getting

801
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: bigger and more obscure. Which one is that? This is

802
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: a thirty two ounce growler. So I got sixty four

803
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: ounces of coffee and you put your you make your

804
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: own coffee and put it in there, or you buy that. Yeah, no,

805
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: I make my own coffee and put it in there. Okay.

806
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: And if folks wanted to, uh, say, sign you up

807
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: to cameo where you made videos and they paid you

808
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: of you making this coffee and drinking it, was that

809
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: something you'd be open to? Yeah? I could do it

810
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: twice a day. Okay, cool? Well, thanks very much for

811
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: being with us today. Appreciate that, Caroline Connor, and thank

812
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: you as well. You're welcome. Uh and thanks again for

813
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: the invite for all of us to come to your

814
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: place to do the show next Wednesday. Very excited about that. Yeah,

815
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: whenever you want. It's small and I have a crazy bunny.

816
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: So is the bunny Okay? Oh so when you say no,

817
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: you actually mean not dead, but still not as fun

818
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: as I'd like and acting kind of weird. So I

819
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: think not as fun as the important part. Yeah, because

820
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: I mean, what is the point of a bunny if

821
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: not to be fun? Is the Is the bundy moving

822
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: one ft one paw? No, he's kind of flopped down,

823
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: like on his side, you know what I mean? James?

824
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: Can you look up real quick? Bunny on its side

825
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: or flopped I got sight of bunny. Yeah, it's gonna

826
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: be a little different, uh, James, thank you? Please call Stratton. Yeah,

827
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: thanks for having me again. Um, guys, we need to

828
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of Sean's killer. We never solved

829
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: as murders, so people want to write in with their

830
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: fan theories. Maybe we can get to the bottom of it.

831
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: Please write your fan theories your name here and talk

832
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: dot com. We would love to hear your fan theories.

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00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. There you go and look up

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Speaker 1: sketch Fest on the Instagram for shows, previous shows to

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Speaker 1: watch and to donate. Yeah, thanks, definitely do that please.

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Speaker 1: Christoph Varado, so nice to have you back. It's nice

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Speaker 1: to be here. I'm I don't know who killed Sean,

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Speaker 1: but I know what's gonna kill James, and that's sixty

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Speaker 1: fo ounces a fucking cat of coffee. Dude, that's I

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Speaker 1: just want to ask, do you do you know that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of coffee? Um, you know, all right, well

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Speaker 1: this is not the intervention, but it's coming. Four ounces okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's Carolina, you googling six couldnapen? Now, that's throughout the

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Speaker 1: course of the day. That's not in It shouldn't It

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be sixty four ounces still the course of a week.

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Speaker 1: It should be like a cup, maybe two cups max. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like a bonus fourth scene. Study studies some death

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Speaker 1: drinking four more cups of coffee per day could significantly

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Speaker 1: raise your risk of dying. Well, sorry, everybody, tales people

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Speaker 1: get sixty four ounces of coffee a day. Just truck drivers, uh,

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Speaker 1: Joey gret anything to add before parting? Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: just I just want the best for James, like everyone does,

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Speaker 1: crazy and anyone else who's like doing the same thing

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Speaker 1: to look how happy he is, though, Don't you want

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Speaker 1: to be that happy right before you die. I've seen

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Speaker 1: people yak out of her mind, look that happy, but

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Speaker 1: inside they're screaming. All right, it's not now. What's on

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Speaker 1: the outside that's I start to sweat all over my body.

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Speaker 1: It's weird. You don't talk about it. It isn't us

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Speaker 1: talking about it. It's the anxiety that's being induced by

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Speaker 1: the amount of caffeine that's pumping through your body. James's

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Speaker 1: last show. Everybody right to save James at Save James

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Speaker 1: dot com. Let's thank Doug Baym, Engineering producer to the Star.

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Speaker 1: I heart media. I'm your host, reminding you to please

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Speaker 1: wear a mask every time you leave your home and

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Speaker 1: look out for each other. If we don't watch each

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Speaker 1: other's back, what is the point? Damn it? Until next time?

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Speaker 1: All right, what's your show without? He's fine