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Speaker 1: Second date update. The guy on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update today. His name is Evan, and
Speaker 1: Evan in his email describes himself as a master of
Speaker 1: the club game. That's right, Evan knows how to hit
Speaker 1: up the ladies when he's out at the dance clubs.
Speaker 1: Are you excited to meet Evan? I am not really Evan.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed your email, but I do have a
Speaker 1: question for you. If you are a master of the
Speaker 1: club games, why are you on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update? Shouldn't this girl be like laying
Speaker 1: next to you in the bed already? Well, sure, but
Speaker 1: every master has an off day. Let's be on. I
Speaker 1: guess you're right. Even Bruce Lee missed a kick from
Speaker 1: time to time. Right before we get into the date,
Speaker 1: what makes you a master of the club game? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've never done very well in the clubs, so teach
Speaker 1: me your ways. Since a how are you a master?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Okay, grasshopper, listen up? What you
Speaker 1: do is you got to put the girl in the
Speaker 1: right frame of mind, all right, right out of the gate. Okay,
Speaker 1: now she's hot, she's beautiful, but you can't make her
Speaker 1: that hot because then she has all the power. Are
Speaker 1: you one of those dudes that walks up to a
Speaker 1: girl in the club and you're just like, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: That dress makes you look kind of fat. My name's Evan.
Speaker 1: Can I buy you a drink? I should probably buy
Speaker 1: you something low carb though, right, like you rip on
Speaker 1: them a little bit. I'm a little bit. That was
Speaker 1: a lot of ripping, But I have friends like this
Speaker 1: that like. The way to get a girl at the
Speaker 1: bar is you insult her just enough to where she's
Speaker 1: feeling insecure. Is that your deal? Now? You don't want
Speaker 1: to You don't want to insult them. You want to
Speaker 1: make them think they're beautiful. They're hot, but not too hot,
Speaker 1: not too beautiful. Okay, Kevin, you say like a raging idiot.
Speaker 1: So it's more like, hey, you're beautiful. I mean, especially
Speaker 1: with that blemish on your face. No, normally girls with
Speaker 1: blemishes aren't that hot, but you make that blemish look hot.
Speaker 1: Is that more of your speed? Then that's kind of right.
Speaker 1: I need to make the girls have to prove themselves
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, not the other way around. It's almost
Speaker 1: like their audition, O their auditioning to be able to
Speaker 1: hang out with you. Huh, that's right. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is real. This is really how you feel like. I
Speaker 1: didn't invent the game. I mean, I'm just playing it.
Speaker 1: This is how it goes. I mean, is your goal
Speaker 1: when you meet these girls at the club just to
Speaker 1: have a one night stand? Sometimes? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: I mean, was that the goal when you met what's
Speaker 1: this girl's name again, Lanna? No, I liked Blannah. We
Speaker 1: got along, we were talking all right, So why do
Speaker 1: you think she's not calling you back. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was making her feel desirable, which is part of
Speaker 1: the plan. But maybe maybe I was coming off too much.
Speaker 1: Maybe my game was off. I was like her too much.
Speaker 1: I was into her too much. You gave her too
Speaker 1: much power, she felt too desirable. Probably, Okay, so so
Speaker 1: take us through the evening. Then, well, okay, we're on
Speaker 1: the floor dancing, you know, throwing some moves down and Brooke,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you even you would like what I got going.
Speaker 1: And then we had a little kiss right after the dance,
Speaker 1: I mean, nothing huge, but nice, you know. Night. So
Speaker 1: we went and found a place to talk somewhere quiet,
Speaker 1: and we talked for a little bit, got number, she
Speaker 1: got my number. We you know, we exchanged information, and
Speaker 1: then I threw out, well, why don't you come back
Speaker 1: to my place tonight? But I wasn't even thinking in
Speaker 1: that term. It's just let's keep this going. It's it's fun, okay.
Speaker 1: So she said she wanted to go back with you
Speaker 1: to your place. So we were leaving, and we're so
Speaker 1: far as the parking lot, almost in my car, and
Speaker 1: she gets attacks from her friends and they're worried or something,
Speaker 1: and she takes off right there. Oh yeah, what did
Speaker 1: she say? You know, but my friends are worried about me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because her friends were saving her from the douce. She
Speaker 1: was like just trying and take her home after the
Speaker 1: first night he met her at a club. Don't be
Speaker 1: rude to Evan. He's calling her for a second date
Speaker 1: update and you don't think go to douche route. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you for help. Yeah, I know, like we
Speaker 1: appreciate you calling in. You don't, okay, Well, you know,
Speaker 1: won't do the second date update then, because you're a say,
Speaker 1: but like you're acting like women are these toys that
Speaker 1: you get to, you know, play with, and it's all
Speaker 1: this big game. I'm sure you could be a lovely person. Evan.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just want to say, hey, let's actually
Speaker 1: go on a real date and maybe she would actually
Speaker 1: respect that and go out with you again. Because obviously
Speaker 1: you want to hook up with the person first. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the goal. If that works and you go out
Speaker 1: on I mean, I guess if you're beating somebody in
Speaker 1: a club, that's ultimately what guys are trying to do
Speaker 1: that night. So right, if it's not me, it's someone else.
Speaker 1: So how many times if you tried to get ahold
Speaker 1: of her since you guys met? I mean I've called
Speaker 1: her a couple of times, I've texted her a couple
Speaker 1: of times, and her nothing. Evan. If you're I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're such a master of the club, why so
Speaker 1: much interest in this girl? Why couldn't you just go
Speaker 1: out this weekend and find another potential maked. Okay, here's thing.
Speaker 1: My game always works, all right, almost always works. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest. My club game almost always works. I want
Speaker 1: to know why this time. I'm curious. So it's more
Speaker 1: you just wonder why this girl's blowing you off more
Speaker 1: than anything else. Yeah, Evan always gets a call back. Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to know why this time it didn't work.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we're gonna play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you brooking jubil in the morning, Sate, Welcome back
Speaker 1: to today's second date update. That's right in the clubs.
Speaker 1: That's where the guy who's on the phone with us lives.
Speaker 1: His name is Evan, and Evan is a master of
Speaker 1: the club scene. At least that's what he said when
Speaker 1: he emailed us. And he's having a hard time because
Speaker 1: a girl isn't calling him back, which doesn't happen to
Speaker 1: Evan often. Evan, before we do your second day update,
Speaker 1: I'm just curious if you had to put a percentage
Speaker 1: on what your success rate is with the ladies, what
Speaker 1: sort of percentage would you give us, Like how often
Speaker 1: are you turned down? Oh? Actually, success rate? Or ninety
Speaker 1: four percent you're turned down? Oh? Success? All right, So
Speaker 1: so this girl is in this six percent of girls
Speaker 1: who are not calling you back, that's right, and you
Speaker 1: can't think of any reason why. No, no, everything was working. Now, Evan,
Speaker 1: would you ever be willing to give up your club
Speaker 1: game for a lady and actually settled down? What my
Speaker 1: numbers ever dipped? Eighty percent? And probably? But right now,
Speaker 1: you know, if you get to eighty percent, it's time
Speaker 1: to hang it up, right, settle down? Right? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dial her phone number right now, get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and get your second date update. You ready,
Speaker 1: Let's do this? All? Right? Here we go? Hello? Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Lana please? This is Lana. Hey, Lanna?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm I'm fine? Are you sure? Why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Because I recently got an email
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners about you. Okay, so much
Speaker 1: dramatic pausing? Are you okay? Lana? What are you doing
Speaker 1: right now? I'm nervous? What's going on? Well? We do
Speaker 1: a segment called the second date Update on our show.
Speaker 1: It's basically, if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and end up not calling them back, they email
Speaker 1: us to see if we can get you on the
Speaker 1: phone and ask why, and you recently went out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody who listens to our show, and
Speaker 1: he asked us to call you today. This is really strange.
Speaker 1: His name is Evan. You met him out at the
Speaker 1: club a little while ago. Did you like Evan? Oh? Gosh, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I you don't know if you liked him.
Speaker 1: I did. Things started one way and then they ended
Speaker 1: another way, and so I I just don't. I just
Speaker 1: don't think that we're a good match. What do you
Speaker 1: mean it started one way and ended another. Well, we
Speaker 1: met in the club and we were like dancing and
Speaker 1: everything was fine, and then we went off to have
Speaker 1: a conversation away from all of those So he told
Speaker 1: us about that, and he said that you guys were
Speaker 1: actually about to leave to go back to his place,
Speaker 1: and then your friends texted and we're like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: worried about you. Where are you? And then you left.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Did you make up
Speaker 1: that text message? Because we've heard of girls doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so your friends really didn't have an emergency. No, all right,
Speaker 1: So you just wanted to get away from Evan? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was it just that when you actually talked to him,
Speaker 1: you saw how doochy. He was no. I mean he's
Speaker 1: definitely got um, definitely got a Brolli vibe, which I
Speaker 1: didn't mind. Um. But we were sitting there and in
Speaker 1: the club, I hadn't noticed because it was dark, that
Speaker 1: he was wearing a Ferrari leather jack. Stop it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is amazing, dude. What did you think about him
Speaker 1: wearing a Ferrari jacket? I thought it was kind of sexy.
Speaker 1: I liked I liked it as confused because dudes who
Speaker 1: drive nice cars like Ferraris and Porsches a lot of
Speaker 1: times they'll rock the key chains and the hats, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, do girls like that or is that
Speaker 1: just a douche move. Well, it's actually funny you mentioned
Speaker 1: that because he did have a key chain as well.
Speaker 1: Do you like that? Though? That didn't bother you? It
Speaker 1: isn't No, it didn't bother me. We had a really
Speaker 1: nice conversation about Ferrari's. I started asking and he said
Speaker 1: it was like life changing, right in a Ferrari because
Speaker 1: I've never been in one, and he was like really
Speaker 1: describing it to me and how powerful it makes you feel,
Speaker 1: and really like he was really selling it to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, that sounds goot. Were you just
Speaker 1: excited about this guy at a club because now he's
Speaker 1: a rich guy on top of a guy that you
Speaker 1: were dancing with. Well, I'm not gonna lie. Once I
Speaker 1: found out about that, I did think he was a
Speaker 1: little bit of a baller and I was definitely intrigued.
Speaker 1: I was definitely on board with the lifestyle that he
Speaker 1: a seemed to be living. I did a dude with
Speaker 1: a Ferrari shirt. I thank you for being honest about that.
Speaker 1: A lot of people wouldn't be honest. They'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't care. But if I met anybody who had
Speaker 1: a Ferrari, if I was talking to a girl in
Speaker 1: the club, I'd be like, yeah, it would be sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was very interested in him. And we
Speaker 1: were going to go for a ride. We're gonna leave,
Speaker 1: and we walked outside and he took out his keys
Speaker 1: with the Ferrari key chain on it, and he hit
Speaker 1: the dismantled the alarm button and he had a camera,
Speaker 1: so he did. So he's wearing Ferrari stuff and driving
Speaker 1: a camera. Does he have a Ferrari? Did you ask
Speaker 1: him about that? I don't know. We had thirty feet
Speaker 1: before we got to the camera. I freaked out because
Speaker 1: I was like he might be lying about other stuff,
Speaker 1: because it seemed to me he was presenting himself as
Speaker 1: one way and really he was another. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like he was trying to use like the Ferrari jacket
Speaker 1: in the Ferrari key chain as part of his game.
Speaker 1: I think so. I felt that way. I just felt
Speaker 1: duped and I didn't like it. Would would you have
Speaker 1: been would you have been all interested in him if
Speaker 1: you knew from the get go that he drove a camera.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have bothered me that he drove a camera
Speaker 1: because I was enjoying his company. But I just didn't
Speaker 1: like that. I felt like he was lying. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: he wasn't wearing a camera jacket, And hey, Lotta, I
Speaker 1: would like to ask him if that's just part of
Speaker 1: the thing that he does to get girls. Aren't you curious?
Speaker 1: And mean, yeah, I'm pretty curious. Perfect because he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and we can ask him
Speaker 1: right now. Oh god, are you serious? I never told
Speaker 1: you I owned a Ferrari. Okay, we just talked about him.
Speaker 1: I never said I owned him. That's that's on you
Speaker 1: if you believe that. I mean, I don't really know
Speaker 1: what you expected me to think when you're wearing a
Speaker 1: Ferrari jacket, you're carrying the keys in the key chain,
Speaker 1: and you're acting like your day to day life is
Speaker 1: driving around in a Ferrari present a good but don't
Speaker 1: act no, no, no, Look, you carry around a COUCHI parse,
Speaker 1: am I just supposed to assume that you won't a
Speaker 1: factory Italy. Come on, if I'm carrying around a Gucci purse,
Speaker 1: you can assume that I'm carrying a Gucci purse. I
Speaker 1: don't assume that you own a Ferrari factory because you
Speaker 1: have a Ferrari jack Yeah. And the difference is she
Speaker 1: actually has the purse. She's not wearing a jacket that
Speaker 1: says she has a Gucci purse and then she pulls
Speaker 1: out a Kenneth cole One whatever. Okay, we talked about
Speaker 1: the time I drove a Ferrari, right, I mean that's
Speaker 1: in the past, past, tense, I drove a Ferrari. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not currently driving one, and I never said I
Speaker 1: was currently driving a Ferrari. You've said to me that
Speaker 1: I should really try it sometimes because it's the most
Speaker 1: powerful feeling on earth. Being behind the wheel of a
Speaker 1: ferrari is like having all these horses in front of
Speaker 1: you and pulling you over around. Yeah you know what, Launa, Launa,
Speaker 1: I was going to show you the most powerful thing
Speaker 1: on earth, but you can get my camera. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: glad that I never ever ever gonna be with you
Speaker 1: because you tried to dupe me. And if you're lying
Speaker 1: about your ferrari, God knows what you're lying about in
Speaker 1: your pants. I would love to ask you at this point, Lona,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with Evan.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I would rather drink motor oil, ferrari,
Speaker 1: motor oil or whatever, Lata. One day I will have
Speaker 1: a ferrari and you ain't gonna get a rideing. Oh good,
Speaker 1: that's a really nice dream, Evan. I'm really excited to
Speaker 1: when you get a cardboard box and right ferrari on
Speaker 1: the side of that. Whatever. Thank you, Lona, I appreciate
Speaker 1: your time. You're welcome and Evan. Oh, Evan, sorry you
Speaker 1: couldn't get a second date? Man? Yeah, use tripping about this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: broken Juwil in the morning,